AISubs v3.5
Good evening, everyone.
We have sad news for you.
As usual, Hosei-kun, who has been working hard with us since the second episode,
will graduate from the show today.
Masuo-san, is it really true this time?
Is it?
Even in the dressing room, the atmosphere was heavy.
It was a little different from last year.
How did you feel about that?
It was the same for me.
The atmosphere was really heavy.
Everyone was reading magazines.
There was no conversation.
It was like art.
If we don't ask him why, we won't know.
Let's have him appear.
Tsukitei Hosei-kun, please.
Fufu, cool.
(clears throat)
(sneezes)
Please be seated.
Can you tell me why you're graduating?
Yes.
There are many reasons.
Can you tell me one of them?
Of course, it doesn't have to be one of them.
In recent years,
everyone is trying to steal what I say.
If it's true, it's a problem.
For example, what do you mean?
For example, Endo-kun...
According to Endo-kun...
What about Itatte?
Itatte...
He's trying to steal my jokes.
Is that so?
I've been doing a joke called "hohohose".
I've been doing it for a long time.
I don't do it anymore.
Endo-kun has been doing "hohohoi" a lot.
That's a long time ago.
I've been doing "hohohoi" for 15, 16, 17 years.
I've been doing "hohohose".
How long have you been doing it?
It's been years.
How long ago was it?
I guess it was before "hohohoi".
Even so...
Can you give me a break already?
You don't have one?
You didn't have one or you didn't think about it?
It doesn't come up?
It doesn't come up, does it?
Is there really only one reason why everyone is hiding all kinds of things?
No.
My wife says it's Aya.
She's 37 years old and she's a very good woman.
Is that so?
I haven't seen her for a long time.
You saw her, didn't you?!
No, but about a year ago...
You saw her half a year ago, didn't you?!
Did you see her half a year ago?!
No, no...
Are you looking at me with hateful eyes?!
No, no...
What do you mean by that?
Are you looking at me with hateful eyes?!
I'm not doing it.
Are you serious?!
I'm not doing it, but...
Please stop it.
That's really...
I understand.
Well, isn't that a solution?
Yes.
But Aya is a very good woman.
So...
Do you want to keep an eye on her while we're recording?
Well, but...
But Aya-chan is always called out and slandered, isn't she?
That's true...
What's with you?!
Hosei Tsukitei, Rakugo artist.
He has been participating in the program since the second episode of "Gaki no Tsukai" and has created many laughs.
Hosei-kun is very tired.
With today, he will graduate from the program and look back on the miracles he left behind.
A famous scene of 26 years, looking back on the Showa era.
Hosei-kun, who avoided the good old days and was proud of the great stars of the Showa era, made us enjoy ourselves.
At first, he was in good spirits, but...
He gradually lost his stamina...
And in the end...
He ran away from the scene...
A famous scene from 26 years ago...
Goodbye, Moon Lander
You're not crying, are you?
I'm sorry...
For the past 14 years...
From the show "Graduation" to "Lying on the Moon"...
Hosei surprised us all...
This year, he seems to be serious.
"Holy Time"!
Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God! - Oh, my God!
- Stop it! - Will you stop it?! - Will you stop it?!
- Hey, let me down. - What? - Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
- My crotch hurts! My crotch hurts! - Well...
- What a shame! What a shame!
A famous scene of 26 years. A touching wedding ceremony.
An eternal young man finally got married.
He delivered his happiness to us.
Cut!
It's like a wedding ceremony "how to" video.
- You're right. - What's this?
It's a strangely beautiful image.
Even if it was a song, it wouldn't look like this.
Cut!
What?!
No way!
What's wrong with this?!
26 years of marriage.
It's finally time for us to say goodbye.
Your will never fade away.
It will always shine in our hearts.
Thank you for the memories.
And... goodbye.
- Well, you've been through a lot. - Yeah, you've been through a lot.
- It's been 26 years. - Yeah.
Now, we'd like to say goodbye to Hosei-kun here.
We'll have Mr. Suga say goodbye first.
Thank you.
Mr. Suga!
Thank you for your hard work.
Actually, last month, I had a meal with Tsukite- shio in Osaka for the first time in a long time.
Even if we couldn't meet in Tokyo, I was happy just to know that he lived in Tokyo.
And the area where Mr. Suga lived was a very poor place.
In the industry, it's famous for having zero loss rates.
Even Japanese TV employees who lived in that area were told by the president to move out of all places.
Because the ratings would get worse.
As proof of that, since Mr. Suga left for Osaka, Japanese TV has been doing very well.
Even now, it's running at its best.
Well, anyway, please stay in Osaka from now on.
Thank you very much.
- Mr. Suga? - Yes?
Thank you very much.
Next up is Mr. Uchino of Desk, who also visited us last year and passed away.
- Uchino? - Yes?
- Uchino! - Yes?
- Isn't it you, Yami? - Here you go.
- Thank you!
- Don't call me by boring things like that! - No, I...
That was pretty bad, wasn't it?
- Yes, it was. - Hmm...
He gave it to me.
Ahem...
- Well, let's say goodbye to each other. - Yes.
- Let's start with Kokoriko. - Yes.
You know, things like this can be really serious,
and I really don't like it, so...
Today, I'd like to say something to you cheerfully and cheerfully.
I hated you so much!
It's true.
Ever since we met, I've been wondering if it was a play.
Is it really a play?
I hate it.
I'll go first.
We didn't interact much in private,
so let's go eat somewhere.
In Osaka.
Do your best.
Well...
I can say it now, but...
I was wondering how you would accept this show.
We talked about it and decided.
I lowered my armpits a little.
I hid my shoes.
I was wondering if it worked like a body blow.
If it's possible,
I'd like you to pull my legs in Tamori at night after this show.
That's what I'm thinking.
But you won't accept it.
Well...
I've talked with you about what we should do in place of Yamagi.
I think we should go with that.
That's what we've decided.
Finally, Hosei will say goodbye to you.
Do you think you can get a bouquet full of flowers like this?
Now, a lot of things come to my mind.
Things that are beyond imagination come to my mind.
I have a lot of memories.
I have a lot of memories of four people.
I have a lot of memories of five people.
I've done it with everyone.
Memories beyond imagination come to my mind like that.
I will say goodbye to you.
I'm sorry.
I'm losing my strength.
I'm not in good shape.
I'm not in good shape at all.
Go home.
Hey!
Where's Ezre?!
This is all I have!
Ezre...
Stop Ezre!
He had talent!
He had a lot of talent!
What else?!
Stop Ezre!
He doesn't look well.
I can't stop him.
Where's Ezre?!
He's not here.
He's not here?
He's not here.
Mr. Kousen!
I know, but it's decided.
I'm sure you'll hear it.
Really?!
Ezre!
It hurts!
Ezre!
It hurts!
What's wrong?
He's broken!
He's not broken.
He's about to break!
What's wrong?
He's about to break!
What's wrong?
What's wrong with Ezre?
Ezre...
What's wrong with him?
Where are you going?
I can't walk!
Why?!
I can't walk!
You can't walk without a bouquet!
Mr. Kousen!
You can't walk without a bouquet!
He's gone.
Mr. Masumoto, the four of you...
That's fine, right?
Let's go.
Wait a minute!
I, Housei, will not stop using instruments!
Hey, viewers! Are you surprised?
Once again, I'm asking Kokoriko-san for the 15th time!
I get it! I get it!
Housei will not stop using instruments!
Oh, Amin!
But there's only Shoui left.
That's right.
You've changed, Shinobu.
Huh?
Your partner has changed, hasn't she?
My partner?
Yes, yes.
With a cute face, you said you'd do anything for me.
It was hard for me to live when you kept telling me that.
As we passed by each other, Komu and I fell in love.
Someday, somewhere, we'll be tied up and have eternal dreams.
This blue and wide sky
Doesn't belong to anyone.
A single cloud in the wind
Flows and flows away.
Housei, stop it.
Gas, stop it.
Even if you don't turn around more and more...
Stop it!
Stop it! Yoshinobu, stop it!
I'm not saying you should stop this kind of thing!
Until the day you're sold!
What's this supposed to mean?
This CD's been really bad.
Yeah, it's been bad for a while now.
There's got to be a second time.
This time, too.
I see.
I wonder if it has anything to do with Komu's long head.
What could it be?
Could it have something to do with the next two stages?
No, no, no.
If it doesn't ring, we're in trouble.
Yeah.
If it doesn't ring, we're in trouble.
But if it doesn't ring, there's a higher chance...
Well, it's overwhelmingly likely.
That's right.
You want me to do it again?!
And then...
Karl-san...
Do you swear to love this woman all of your life?
Yes, I do.
Iren-san...
Do you swear to love this man all of your life?
Yes, sir.
And now...
...the next kiss!
Where is Komu coming from?
Wait a minute!
The real world is mine!
Komu is late!
I belong to Yoshinobu-san now!
No, you can't be fooled!
Okay...
With this holy water...
...die!
You monster!
What?
Why me?
Please do something!
Somebody!
Wait!
No! No!
No!
Stop it!
What are you doing?!
I'll eat you up!
I don't know!
You're so muscular and you're so hungry!
He's hungry!
Stop it!
Will you stop using kids?!
Stop it!
No!
Stop it!
Will you stop using kids?!
Already?!
Isn't it too early?
I'm sorry. I'm going home.
I don't think so!
I'm sorry, but can you tell me one thing?
What is that long thing on your head?
It doesn't mean anything.
Um, priest...
Is Japan like this?!
I knew it!