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Good morning.
Can I ask you something?
What is it?
Do you know what day February 15th is?
It's Tsukitei-san's birthday.
That's right.
Thank you very much.
I didn't think you'd praise me like that.
Is it okay now?
It's your birthday.
That's right.
We've been working together for 25 years.
I'm sorry.
How old are you?
I'm 47 years old.
What?
It's your birthday.
What?
Do you remember, Hamada-san?
What?
When it was your birthday, everyone brought you a letter.
It was a storm of emotion.
A storm of emotion?
It's just that...
That's right!
To be honest, I didn't think of it like that.
That's right!
Hamada's 50th birthday.
A serious thank you surprise that's not like a kid's.
I have more work.
Without laughing at all, the members read Hamada's thank you letter.
Somehow, my life is getting better.
It was a 500-yen toy sword.
So what is Hosei's proposal?
I blew it out.
After watching that show, my wife's appreciation for you increased a lot.
I want to do that, too.
What do you mean?
Since it's my birthday, I want you to write letters to show your gratitude.
To Yama-chan?
Yes.
Okay, I'll do it.
This is bad!
This is really bad!
You're destroying Yama-chan!
Right?!
You're destroying me!
I'm sorry!
I want to do it!
I...
You want Hosei-san to do it?
Yes, I'll be Hamada-san's...
Previous role.
...previous role and you'll all write letters of appreciation for me.
You're saying that all of a sudden.
That's right.
I'm going to say "surprise".
That's what you're going to do, right?
That's right.
I didn't know that you'd say that.
So, I've been thinking about it.
Have you ever thanked me?
No, no, no.
When you say "thank you" in letters...
You say it right away.
I'm sorry.
I don't know you'll thank me.
I'm telling you the truth.
Then what's the point of doing this show?
I'm sorry about that.
That's why I...
You can see it from there.
That's weird.
I wrote it.
This is Hamada-san's.
I wrote "thank you" for you.
You wrote it for us?
That's right.
Hamada-san wrote it?
There's a bar like Hamada-san's.
I got drunk and came in.
Call me.
I'll be moved.
Be moved.
You wrote it, didn't you?
So I can't take it seriously, right?
Call me seriously.
You don't have to call me.
I'll leave it up to you.
That's crazy.
I'll be waiting for you.
Am I the only one who can do it?
I don't have a heart, so only four of you can do it.
It's hard for you to say.
I'll call you in secret.
You don't know about it.
Later.
Will you call me in order?
I won't call you in lower order.
No lower order.
Call me in order.
I'll be moved.
I won't call you in lower order.
I can't help it.
Please!
"Everything is a Lie" birthday project.
Will it...
This is "Beronberon Sakamoto", where only drunk people can enter.
What kind of guests will come tonight?
Well, various guests come every day, every day.
Well, of course, there are various guests of all ages.
Well, when guests come, it's like a game.
It's not just about drinking.
I want to make it such a fun place.
I want to make it a place where everyone's fatigue can be healed.
I wonder if anyone will come.
It's open.
You're drunk.
Welcome.
It's open.
You're drunk.
I thought it wouldn't be open.
After all, Mr. Tanaka will come.
That's right.
No, no, I thought it wouldn't be open.
What?
Don't you drink too much?
I'm sorry, Kyotone.
It's fun to drink.
Is it good?
You really drink too much.
I'm sorry.
I don't recommend it to such a person.
Please drink as it is.
Then I'll have oolong tea.
Oolong tea?
Oolong tea is good, too.
It's better than getting dark.
That's fine.
It's a welcome.
Will it be fun?
Of course, of course.
Thank you.
Thank you for the meal.
What is it?
Well...
It's getting cold.
February.
It's getting cold.
It's been a long time since it got cold.
It's the coldest time of the year.
That's right.
February.
When I heard February, I thought it was the coldest year of the year.
It's your birthday, isn't it? February 15th.
Yes, it's my mom's birthday.
I know it's hard for you to do this for me,
but I wrote you a letter with all my gratitude for you.
Come on!
Don't do that!
Give me a break! I can't do that!
Let's not do that!
I know what you mean!
But you wrote me a letter, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
Come on!
I don't like that kind of thing!
I know what you mean.
But I'm sorry.
This is not a bad thing.
I'm sorry!
Mom, don't be shy.
I'm not shy. I don't like that kind of thing.
But you wrote me a letter in front of me.
I know you didn't mean it.
But I can't express my gratitude without an opportunity like this.
Just read it!
I'm sorry.
I'll read it for you.
A letter of gratitude for Hosei, whom she respects.
To Hosei,
I know you're surprised by my sudden letter,
but please don't say anything and just listen.
As soon as Kokoriko gave me a lecture,
Hosei looked at me and said,
""You must be hungry. Are you eating?""
"Yes, I'm fine," I said, but at the time, I had a company debt and I was barely making a living, and I was in trouble with my money.
Of course, I didn't eat much either. It was the most luxurious meal I had in six days and one week.
But I didn't want Mr. Hosei to notice it and pretended not to be in trouble with my money.
However, Mr. Hosei saw it all through.
"I don't have anyone to talk to, so hang up," he said.
Like Mr. Hosei, he invited me to a meal with an invitation phrase full of kindness that wouldn't let me pay attention to my opponent.
After receiving a luxurious meal that I would never get my hands on at the time, Mr. Hosei took out his cigarette to take a meal break.
Then Mr. Hosei said, "Huh? You don't have a lighter, do you?"
I said, "Please use this," and gave him a hundred yen lighter.
"I'm a heavy smoker, so I can't live without fire," he said. "So sell me this lighter," and put the hundred yen lighter in his pocket and handed me a ten thousand yen bill.
I said, "No, I can't accept that," and he said, "I'm a star, so I don't think you should give me money."
He forced me to accept 10,000 yen.
Don't say it like that.
I didn't have money, but I was really grateful for the money.
And then, every time I went to eat, Mr. Hosei always said that there was no lighter, and he gave me a 100-yen lighter bill as a tip.
I was so happy about that kind feeling that there was nothing I could do about it.
But actually, I used that money, just the 100-yen lighter bill, and saved the rest of the 9,900 yen.
In addition, I think that the money that comes before 10,000 yen is the price of Mr. Hosei's kindness, and I still treasure it in the bank.
Mr. Hosei, you found a wonderful job as a rakugo player.
I love your kindness in your rakugo, Kokoriko Tanaka Naoki.
It's hot in here.
It's so hot in here.
Did you give me money?
No, no, no.
I'm sorry.
No, no, no.
I'm sorry.
We've been together for a long time, but I didn't know about it.
I'm sorry.
Let's stop.
Let's drink and have fun.
Cheers!
I've never heard of it.
Thank you.
I've never heard of it.
I'm sorry.
I've never heard of it.
Good evening.
Endo!
Good evening.
That's enough.
Good evening.
That's enough.
You're drunk.
Good evening.
Why?
Why are you drunk?
Just a little bit.
Is alcohol that strong?
It's not.
It's not black.
Tanaka's is strong.
Oolong...
Hype and Rogan...
You're drinking too much.
I'll have an oolong.
I'm 43 years old.
But I'm coming.
Yakudoshi.
Thank you for coming.
I feel better now.
Before Endo came, I felt a little tired.
But I'm glad you came.
I'm glad you came.
Drink Gundam.
Thank you.
Well...
It's an opportunity like this.
I hope you'll understand.
Don't say that.
Don't say "Trump" or anything like that.
No, no, no.
Let's play.
I'd like to thank you for everything you've done for me.
Don't say that.
Give me a break.
I'm sorry.
Give me a break.
It's not good for me.
To Hosei, whose heart is blue with death.
A letter of gratitude.
To Hosei.
It's the first time in 19 years that Hosei and I have met.
I think it's the first time we've properly expressed our gratitude like this.
Hosei has helped me in various situations and I'm very grateful for him.
Today, I would like to say what I am most grateful for.
This is a secret between just the two of us, and Hosei- san is keeping it to himself.
But in fact, Hosei-san is playing a big role in me and my ex-wife Chiaki becoming a couple.
That is to say, Chiaki was not me at first, but Hosei-san.
I'm sorry.
I had feelings for Hosei-san.
For Hosei-san...
That feeling...
I can't remember.
Hosei-san didn't have that intention, but...
Chiaki...
Every week, as if to chase her...
She would show up at Hosei-san's dinner table and approach him.
I'm sorry.
And...
I would always be at that table.
When I saw her like that, I somehow fell in love with Chiaki.
One day, I...
Prepared to be scolded...
I told Hosei-san about my feelings for Chiaki.
And Hosei-san said...
I understand.
And the next day...
He set up a meal for just me and Chiaki.
Thanks to that, I was able to marry Chiaki...
And even though it was only for a moment...
I was able to spend happy times with her.
Hosei-san...
Next time, set up my feelings for me...
Thank you so much.
And one more thing...
As an entertainer, when I was talking about my problems...
Rendo has an interesting body shape, so does he look like a bully?
Something like 'hohoho'...
I hope you don't say that...
And...
He gave me some advice!
And that's how 'hohoho' was born.
Actually, the father of 'hohoho' is Mr. Hosei.
But Mr. Hosei didn't say anything about 'chiaki' or 'hohoho'.
Instead, he set up a man called 'rendo shouzou'.
I'm really grateful for that manliness.
Mr. Hosei found a wonderful job as a 'rendo shouzou'.
I love Mr. Hosei's light and fun 'rendo shouzou'.
That's all. I'm sorry.
Don't say that!
I'm sorry.
Don't say that!
Are you okay?
I've never heard of that before.
Are you okay?
Thank you.
- I've never heard of it. - I know nothing about it.
- You know nothing about it? - I know nothing about it.
What do you think about what we just heard?
Well...
I was like, "Really?"
- I didn't have any experience with it. - Right?
- I'm surprised. - I'm surprised.
I'm really surprised.
Good evening.
- Here you go. - Thank you.
- You're carrying something, right? - Yes.
- No, I'm just reading a letter. - What?
- A letter? - What is it?
No, no, it's fine. It's fine.
- It's your birthday, right? - No, it's my birthday.
- I heard about it. - Yes, yes, yes.
No, but you two are reading a letter.
It's getting late.
I guess there are things you can't say normally.
Can you change the mood?
I can't do it like this.
Seriously, can you change the mood?
- Of course, of course. - Of course, of course.
Give me a break, Mr. Mohamed.
- It's a rare opportunity. - It's a rare opportunity.
What are you doing?
To my dear Hosei, a letter of thanks.
What are you doing?
To Yama-chan.
Seriously...
I don't see Yama-chan in private at all.
I only see her at work.
But Yama-chan owes you a big favor.
It's about when Downtown moves to Tokyo.
About 27 years ago, when we were on a break in Osaka, Suga-chans came to us from Japanese TV.
They asked us if we had a regular show in Tokyo.
Of course, we were very happy to be stepping stones for becoming a national star.
But there is one thing that has stuck with me.
And that is...
...the honey oil of elephant hair.
Matsumoto doesn't know about it, but...
...at the time, I was selling elephant hair from Africa...
...and making a living selling it for high prices.
When I went to Tokyo, I couldn't make honey oil anymore.
No matter what I did, I couldn't make up my mind.
One day, I was lost in thought...
...and like always...
...in order to trade elephant hair...
...I came to the port of Kobe in the middle of the night.
And I wasn't waiting for a broker...
...but for Yama-chan.
Yama-chan glared at me with a demon-like look...
...and said...
Which is more important, elephant hair or downtown?
I woke up to those words...
...and since then...
...I haven't touched elephant hair anymore.
I went to Tokyo as downtown...
...and this show "Gaki no Tsukai wa Arahende" began.
Without Yama-chan's cry of heart at the time...
...I might still be selling elephant hair.
Now I have downtown and "Gaki no Tsukai"...
...it's all thanks to Yama-chan.
Yama-chan found a wonderful job called "elephant hair".
One day...
...together with my family...
...we'll go see Yama-chan's favorite "elephant hair".
Thank you.
Ah...
Amazing.
Well...
It's an amazing story, isn't it? It's an amazing story, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
It's an amazing story, isn't it? It's an amazing story, isn't it?
What are you talking about? I told you it was a secret, didn't I?
It's an amazing story, isn't it?
Can you believe it?
No.
Really?
It's amazing, isn't it? It's an amazing story, isn't it?
It is, isn't it?
How did you know that Hamada was doing such a thing?
You remembered it, didn't you?
What's with you going there all of a sudden like that?
At that moment, my legs sank and I was trembling and shaking.
Matsumoto recited "Thank you for your love" for Hosei.
Put it on me, seriously.
At that moment, Hosei and I...
And a surprise guest recited "Thank you for your love" for Hosei.
He said it.
The one who gave me the best memory is you, Hosei.
I'm really grateful for you.
What will the seven of them face in the end?
This doesn't look like a musical instrument at all.
Thank you for your love