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Hey! Hey! New Year's party!
You know...
Even before you turned around, your face was already working.
Hey! Hey! New Year's party!
When you turned around, you already had the face of an Israeli comedian.
Hey! Hey! New Year's party!
The 26th Gaki no Tsukai wa na Hen de Chiki Chiki 2015...
I want to make it a happy year!
New Year's party!
Thank you very much!
First of all, what is the theme of this year's party?
Well, you know...
It's been a long...
Well, it's been a long...
Well, let's keep going with everyone for a long time!
No, no, it's funny.
It's not funny!
It's funny.
Why is your nose so long?
Why did you make your nose longer? Your nipples are like last year's.
Yes, yes.
Well, I make it a little longer every year.
And...
Don't you think you'll have it next year?
Well, I'd like to turn the party around.
Mr. Dandan, please.
Yes, one, two...
Happy New Year!
Mr. Matsumoto, please give us a toast.
Well, since you wished me a happy new year...
I got this from Hama-chan...
Really?
Hama-chan chose it for you?
That's right!
I noticed it on the way and got angry.
You noticed it on the way?
Not at all.
I thought it was just a natural phenomenon.
I got angry!
You noticed it on the way?
Yes.
I noticed it on the way and got angry!
I wish you a happy new year!
Happy New Year!
Cheers!
Happy New Year!
This year, there will be 26 New Year's parties to celebrate the new year.
They will eat fancy food and have a good time.
Here, the staff will present you new toys for kids.
What's inside?
It's a bus, isn't it?
What's this?
It's an iPhone case.
I hope it's Suga-san.
I don't have any other money.
In the end, it's Suga-san.
In the end?
And that project will open the curtain!
The 9th Yama-One Grand Prix!
Thank you!
The brake comedian, Toriumon!
Yama-One Grand Prix!
Every year, this project has discovered millions of brake comedians!
What kind of new stars will appear this year?
Then let's do it.
Let's do it!
Please!
Bring it, my laughter!
With promotable pings of the ancient era,
we are now on our 9th year at Watanabe Entertainment,
we are the Sunshine Ikesaki!
(clang)
Dama!
(laughter)
Height, 173cm! (laughter)
Weight, 63kg! (laughter)
Advantages, bright spots! (laughter)
Disadvantages, lack of communication skills! (laughter)
King of shyness who came down to comedy world! (laughter)
Yes, I am! (laughter)
Ah! Sasha In! In! Ke! (laughter)
Near the bag! (laughter)
Working part-time! (laughter)
Salary, 1240yen! (laughter)
Savings, 84800yen! (laughter)
Cashcard number, 8931yen! (laughter)
I'll say it again! 8931yen! (laughter)
Please put it aside! (laughter)
Yes, I'm the one who exposed everything!
Mrs. Ichi! Ms. Nita!
Sasha In! In! Ke! (laughter)
Bagou! (laughter)
The King! (laughter)
(cheering)
Thank you, Alex!
Thank you!
With one shot!
Thank you, Alex!
With a little tension, the game has started!
Yes, but the whole show is smiling!
Oh, really?
Yes!
That's great!
It's been a while since I've seen you smile like that!
You've been smiling all the time!
I'm looking forward to it!
Until now, Hosei has given you a score of 10 out of 10.
But this time, you'll be giving him a reward that goes well with the game, right?
Yes!
So, Hosei, what kind of reward do you have for him?
A Tsukitei Hosei T-shirt!
Oh, a T-shirt!
Thank you!
Oh, he gave me a T-shirt!
Do you have it?
No, I don't have it anymore.
(laughter)
Why don't you have it anymore?
Is it enough for you?
Is it enough for you like this?
It's not enough for me like this.
(laughter)
Okay, let's go!
The second group!
This year, they will be competing against each other.
She's a sad ARAFO woman entertainer.
She's been in the Yoshimoto Creative Agency for 14 years.
Ms. Tokuko, please!
(chime)
As Natsumi Ogawa would say, "It's stupid, isn't it?" series.
(laughter)
First of all, when you invite a young entertainer to your home party, you would say, "It's stupid, isn't it?"
Hey, you know, I've been putting in 300 dumplings since yesterday.
So you don't have to eat them all. Can I eat them?
What do you want me to put in? Soy sauce? Chili oil? Vinegar?
What is it?
Don't cover for me. Tell me what it is!
Huh? What is it?
Can't you eat it?
Huh? Can you eat caviar?
I can't do that!
It's stupid, isn't it?
(laughter)
Next, I will talk about my own recipe of roast beef.
We don't roast our own roast beef.
We just put meat, seasonings and steam it in a plastic bag.
It's very delicious and we can make a simple roast beef.
When I made this roast beef, my neighbor bought it right away.
"It's stupid, isn't it?" (laughter)
Next, I will talk about how I look like a judge in an impersonation show.
"It's stupid, isn't it?" (laughter)
"I don't look like a judge at all!" (laughter)
"It's stupid, isn't it?" (laughter)
Thank you very much!
It's your first time, isn't it?
Yes, it's my first time to be in your show.
I didn't know that.
It's my first time to be in your show.
I don't think we are alike.
But we have a good atmosphere.
But you are not my wife.
But you are my future wife.
Hosei, your prize is...
This is it.
A college notebook!
It's a college notebook.
Thank you very much.
Yoshimoto Kitai's "Korokoro Chiki Chiki Peppers" is released.
"Korokoro Chiki Chiki Peppers" please!
"Korokoro Chiki Chiki Peppers" is a long and complicated name,
you might think, but please just remember the name, okay?
That's what I'm saying.
Right? That's what you're saying, but...
It's sudden, but I went to eat pasta yesterday.
Pasta?
That's bad!
Pasta is always bad!
Bad! It's always bad!
What's bad?
I've loved pasta for a long time, but pasta is always bad!
Bad! It's always bad!
Bad!
What kind of pasta did you have at the pasta shop?
Well, like carbonara...
Bad!
Carbonara is always bad!
Bad!
What's bad?
Bad!
What kind of pasta did you have?
We had "tarako" spaghetti...
Bad!
"Tarako" spaghetti is always bad!
Bad!
Your partner, Nadal, is called "nice voice, nice voice",
is there a special skill that allows you to use that "nice voice"?
There seems to be a special skill that allows you to use "nice voice".
It's called "Nadal Reverse Evolution".
With this, you can evolve and return any words you're told by Nadal.
Evolve and return?
Yes, I'll give you an example.
Please do!
Pencil...
Sharpie...
Nadal Reverse...
Evolution!
You can do this with anything.
You can evolve anything.
Then, it's exactly like this, Tsukitei Hosei-san.
Yes.
With Tsukitei Hosei...
Yes.
Jimmy Onishi-san!
You evolved! You evolved, Jimmy-san!
Jimmy-san!
Then, I'm sorry, Matsumoto Hitoshi-san.
Matsumoto Hitoshi.
Bob Sapp.
Nana Ruriberg.
Evolissa.
I'm older than you.
Hello! I'm Katani-san!
Well, cartilage fried chicken is delicious, isn't it?
Do you think there's really cartilage in it?
Because I've never seen cartilage, right?
Is there? There isn't, right?
Is there? Is there?
Is there? No, no, no.
If you say there is, come over here.
If you say there isn't, come over here and sit down.
Just kidding!
There's no way I'd move!
Are you stupid?!
I have an impersonation!
Kappa-niisan! Kappa-niisan!
Kappa-niisan!
Please!
I'm getting a knock, but...
Three days later!
I'm going to confess!
Everyone has something they want to do until they die, right?
Kappa-niisan wants to do
"one, two, three, daaah!" together with everyone!
Is that okay?
Are you doing well?
If you're doing well, you can do anything!
Let's go!
One!
Two!
Three!
Daaah!
I have an impersonation!
Kappa-niisan! Kappa-niisan!
Kappa-niisan!
Wow, that looks good!
Thank you for it!
Hot, hot, hot!
No, hot, hot, hot!
I'm impersonating two people, but...
Three days later!
I'm going to confess!
He's blonde!
Let's go to the next one!
Yes!
On the other hand, fresh!
The last samurai entertainer who appeared on the TV show of hell.
He belongs to Sony Music Artists.
His 10th year of acting career.
It's 100% Akira!
Go ahead!
In the big city of Tokyo, crime is rampant every day.
But in the meantime, there was one man who struggled for peace.
The man's name is...
Marugoshi Deka...
Kev!
Thank you for your hard work!
Who are you? Don't forget!
I'm Marugoshi!
Anyway,
this is where the convenience store robbery happened.
He's the manager.
Manager!
Did the criminal have any weapons?
A pistol?
Kev!
He was wearing a face mask on the security camera.
I see.
Manager!
What about his left muscle?
Huh?
What?
What did you say?
Not a single one?
I see.
Kev!
Oh, I'm sorry!
Kev!
Give me some time to think.
The criminal knows that it's Friday today.
However!
The criminal has been using the safe for a short period of time.
What's going on?
I see!
Manager!
This may be a crime committed by someone who knows what's going on inside.
Wait a minute.
Something's falling.
It's blond!
Here, too!
Manager!
What do you think of blond men?
I don't know.
The part-time job you quit is blond?
He's the culprit!
Kev, I'll go ask him!
Excuse me!
Actually, I'm like this.
No, I mean, like this.
Didn't you see the blond man?
What did you say?
Did you see him running over there?
It's him!
Wait!
Don't think you can run away from me!
Wait!
Give me the pistol!
Wait!
Thank you very much!
It was 100% clear!
The old woman...
She couldn't change her expression.
She was crying.
She was very sad.
Hosei, what do you think of it?
It's good, isn't it?
It's like "the party game".
It's very popular.
Really?
Yes.
Thank you very much!
How old are you?
I'm 40 years old!
It's not bad!
Hosei, please reward him!
It's a keychain!
Thank you very much!
He came from space and time.
He's a new sense comic artist.
He's been acting for 7 years.
His name is Pistachio.
Here you go!
Thank you very much!
Hello!
Nice to meet you.
It's sudden, but today I'd like to introduce you to my friends.
You can finally ask me questions. I'm sure you're all curious.
The first one is...
Ada Wakiko.
No way!
Am I wrong?
But there's a possibility of that person, so I'd like you to tell me about him.
He's...
tall.
50% possibility.
And...
He's a good singer.
60% possibility.
And...
He's a man.
70% possibility.
And...
He often rings the bell.
Almost the same.
I'm sure it's him.
And...
He's a 22-year-old monk.
0% possibility.
He also rings the bell a lot.
Please tell me about my next friend.
The next one is...
Gadal Kanal Baka.
No way!
Please tell me about him.
He's...
Kokeshi Gundan.
No way!
Not only is he the leader...
but he's also second in rank.
No way!
Is he unemployed?
No.
He's a movie director.
No way!
His most famous work is...
"Rakkyo Gundan Yameru Teotesu".
No way!
Tell me about the next friend.
Finally, let me introduce you to those three beautiful models.
Which means...
Yes, Michibata...
Yoshiko Atsuko Junko.
Yay!
That's enough.
Thank you.
Thank you!
As expected of you.
There is only one group left.
This is the last one.
This year's best story.
The strongest stable entertainer in history.
Yoshimoto Creative Agency.
13 years of acting experience.
Ehara Masahiro.
Hello! I'm Hokutakera!
Thank you for inviting me today!
What are you looking at me like that for?
Don't make fun of me!
Go to Costco!
By the way, there are a lot of beautiful people today.
But can I look at you for a moment?
Baby, baby, baby.
Let me skip one.
Kensuke. What are you doing?
Don't make fun of me!
Go to Costco!
Buy a liter of tiramisu!
What is a liter of tiramisu?
If you think it's too big and you can't eat it,
our trainees will eat it!
Laugh!
That's enough!
You know, my son is good at singing.
He sings songs like "kinoko, noko, noko"
And at the end, "delicious mushrooms are hot"
When I said my name, do you know what he said?
"Poisonous mushrooms", he said.
Who said "poisonous mushrooms"!?
Don't joke around! Go to the toast shop in Shinmisato!
Don't joke around!
Thank you very much!
Congratulations!
Thank you!
That's not all!
What is it?
There is one more song that I want you all to listen to.
There is one song.
Let's listen to it!
It's "yoru mo hippare"
When he sang "woe woe tonight",
Kuwana Masahiro, who can't keep up with the lyrics and only sings in rock style, sang it.
Hey! Hey! Hey! Sometimes I wake up in a booboo pants!
Hey! Hey! It's dark!
You tricked me!
That's amazing!
Can I sing it too?
That's not all!
Yes!
It's "takeda tetsuya" when he was in "akai kitsune" commercial.
It's a good way of saying "maru-chan"
march!
Kosei-san, what do you think?
It's getting interesting.
I often do this on stage, but I think it's really good.
I can't comment on it.
You're so mean!
What will you be receiving as a reward?
It's the last one.
It's the last one!
Ta-da!
"tsukitei" Kosei Tokusei!
These guys are really passionate about their practice.
So, if you leave it like that, you'll really go over your cost!
The 9th Yama-One Grand Prix, which will decide this year's break entertainer,
who will be standing at the top?
The winner is...
number...
number 3, Tokugawa!
Tokugawa!
Nakamura-san is back!
Tokugawa!
And as a reward,
we'll give you a hotel room at the Oak Prince Hotel!
Oak Prince!
Please come!
You're crazy!
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