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Drunk Dragon Suzuki Taku's 24 hour long interview
Last time Yama-chan did a 24 hour interview
Last year, to commemorate Hosei's 46th birthday, they did a 24 hour long interview
This show continues to talk about their life
This time
Let's have him on the show!
Today's star, Suzuki Taku!
Welcome!
Taku-chan!
You have a big mouth
I'm sorry
I didn't know you were going to be this popular
I'm sorry to say this but you're popular
You're humble
That's how it is
You were amazing last year
I wasn't amazing at all
How humble can you be?
The challenge is to go to a hotel in Asakusa which represents Japan
Good morning
I'm Taku-san
This is my 24 hour interview
I know who you are
I'm sorry
I don't like this
It's the same room
In this hotel's other room,
they will do a 24-hour long challenge.
This time, for the 24-hour long challenge,
two interviewers will do it in turns.
I'll be doing the interview today. Thank you for having me.
Thank you for having me.
The mysterious man, Drunk Suzuki's long interview finally begins.
Are you fully prepared? Let's talk about it.
Well, I guess...
I don't know if I should say this,
but I feel like everyone will hate me in the end.
Did you have a nickname when you were little?
My nickname...
When I was little, I was called "rich kid" or "tackle kid".
Were you called "kid" back then?
My grandfather was like a rich man.
Wow.
He was living off of his grandfather's money.
I see.
My father was quite an extraordinary person.
He had a professional boxer's license.
One day, he called me and said, "Tackle, call your friends over here."
My father was smoking in the yard and waiting for me.
I called my good friends and said, "I brought you."
They threw something black in my hand.
I looked at it and it was a glove.
Okay, put it in your hand. Everyone, put it in your hand.
What is it? What is it?
But I already knew.
I thought it was my father's usual thing, so I put it in my hand like this.
"What? What?" I said.
Put it on me.
I put it in my hand and my father said, "Okay, do it."
If I didn't do it, my father would beat me up later.
"Okay," I said and stood up.
I'm going to beat you up.
My friends said, "What? What?"
But it didn't matter. My father would beat me up later.
I'm going to beat you up.
My friends said, "What?" and dodged me.
"What? What?" They ran and chased me.
I'm going to beat you up.
My father laughed at me while looking at me like that.
That's amazing.
At one point, I was scared of my father.
When I woke up, my mother was gone.
About a week later, when I was about to go to school,
my mother came in a car and said, "Taku, get in."
She took me to my grandmother's house.
Since then, I've been away from my father since I was four years old.
My mother, three of us, and everyone else went to my grandmother's house.
After that, I became extremely poor.
I really didn't have any money.
Once every three months, they took me to a ramen shop.
What I remember is that I went to the ramen shop and my mother said, "You can eat whatever you like today."
It's like the world of chicken and rice.
My sister was a person who didn't hold back, so she ordered miso ramen.
Soy sauce is cheaper, so she ordered miso ramen with char siu on top.
When I heard what my mother was like, I ordered soy sauce ramen once every three months.
When I became an adult and could eat, I happened to take my mother to a ramen shop.
At the time, I ordered miso ramen with char siu.
When I heard what my mother said, I said, "What? You!"
You don't eat soy sauce ramen, do you?
No, no, I just ate soy sauce ramen with care.
Actually, like my sister, I wanted to eat miso chashu.
I've been angry, but I haven't noticed it all the time.
No, I was just eating the cheapest ramen at the price.
I didn't notice it at all.
I really want my parents to apologize for that.
Even now, when I see her face, all I can say is, "Lend me some money."
She has an old woman's website.
She doesn't have a job.
She's a famous person's daughter-in-law.
Wow, that's interesting!
Two and a half hours have passed since the interview began.
Here, the topic goes back to middle school.
What kind of student were you in middle school?
I was already a professional wrestler.
At that time, I loved Takada-san very much.
Takada-san did a technique called "rolling sobat".
This was shocking and I was a big fan of Takada- san.
What did you like about Takada-san?
He was like a real man among real men for me.
He was like a god for me.
What else were you passionate about in middle school?
This is not a lie, but I think it's fate that I can say it here.
I don't know anyone else, but I know you so much.
You were really down-to-earth.
That's right.
I was shocked.
What made you do it? What did you see?
I'm a little embarrassed.
It's a secret.
I've never heard of it.
You were doing a joke.
That's right.
You were doing a joke.
I was wondering if it was a joke.
I remember it completely in middle school.
There was a TV in the room, so I was watching it.
Then you two came out and it was a quiz joke.
I laughed my ass off and said, "What's so funny about this?"
Did you imitate your friends?
No, I didn't. I wanted to imitate them, but I was like, "What are you talking about?"
It felt like I was just telling a lie.
It wasn't a joke or anything like that.
I was just telling a lie.
It's a joke. It's a joke.
What is it?
I know, I know. It's a joke.
Tell me the truth.
I didn't think there would be a fashion downtown.
Downtown was shocking.
The content of the comedy was shocking, but it didn't look like the comedians we've seen before.
I don't think there's anyone who came out in such dirty clothes.
What did you think of being called "downtown"?
I didn't think it would be this bad.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Take a screenshot of it.
Four hours have passed since the interview began.
It's been a while since we started filming, but how is your stomach?
How is it?
I'm sorry.
If you could choose one of them.
It's a successful interview.
Thank you.
It's worth listening to.
Should I have an omelet rice?
Whipped cream sauce and omelet rice.
Four hours.
- You must be tired. - No, not at all.
- We still have about 20 hours. - Yes, about 20 hours.
- Wow, this is amazing! - Yes, it is.
- It's a long job. - This is tough.
That's why I said I didn't like it.
- Here it is. - Here comes their lunch.
They continue their interview while eating.
- We still have a lot of interviews. - Yes.
- Let's do it like "Gourmet Report". - Yes, please tell us more about gourmet food.
- Please tell us about gourmet food. - Yes, we will.
- You did "downtown" before. - Yes, I did.
You did "gourmet report" with a smile.
Normally, you have to do something like that.
You did "downtown" before.
That's why I said I didn't like it.
Which will you do? "downtown" or "gourmet report"?
I want to do either of them, but I don't want to do either of them.
I don't like it.
You should go where there are no people.
Or you should go outside.
You should stay at home.
This guy doesn't wear glasses and he gives it to him.
Then I should give it to him, shouldn't I?
Idiot! You shouldn't look at them like that.
Taku-chan is getting worse and worse.
Five and a half hours have passed since the interview began.
Here, they switch interviewers and dig deeper and deeper into a man named Taku Suzuki.
My name is Taku Suzuki.
What is your hobby?
Fishing.
There are men and women who are a little different.
Where is it?
It's a place called Sansui in Ueno.
There is a clerk there.
Then can we go together now and talk while looking at tools?
Are we going?
Yes, let's go.
Here, the staff urgently contact them and head to the fishing shop where Suzuki goes.
Don't worry about it.
Wow, you're filming here, too.
We're on our way, but can I ask you a question?
"Do you do it here, too?" "Yes."
Wow.
What do you think of the changing cityscape of Tokyo?
I don't like the feeling of nostalgia.
It's getting easier to live every year.
By the way, I don't want to say that I'm the happiest now.
It makes me nervous.
You know, there are a lot of old women who say, 'I'm the happiest now.'
Some people say, 'You must have been happier in the past.'
I don't want to say I'm the happiest now,
but I think it's getting better.
You know, there are a lot of old women who say, 'You must have been happier in the past.'
I don't like it.
Seven hours have passed since the interview began.
They arrive at the fishing shop where Suzuki goes.
Fishing for Suzuki-san.
They continue their interview here, too.
It's breathtaking.
They go back to the hotel and ask more questions.
"I'd like to know about your other hobbies, too." "Yes."
Do you have any other hobbies?
I guess I'm a fighter.
Yes.
How did you start fighting?
It was late at night at home.
I was watching TV.
I've never heard of Jujutsu.
It's a little creepy and suspicious.
It's called Brazilian Jujutsu,
and it's about Brazil.
What's Brazil's Jujutsu?
Don't talk nonsense.
A 70-kilo guy and a 130-kilo guy
honestly, it's a fight.
We started fighting.
It was shocking.
A 130-kilo guy and a 70-kilo guy
got in and beat me up.
When I thought I had beaten him up,
I tightened my neck and won
without hitting him once.
I want to do this, too.
So I looked around my neighborhood.
At that time,
there was a Brazilian in my neighborhood
who taught Brazilian Jujutsu.
That's when I went there for the first time.
Have you ever been knocked out during practice?
I was a comedian.
In the past, I was like, 'I'm strong.'
It's like a challenge for me.
About ten people fight one by one,
and they come out one after the other,
and do something like ten people missing.
At first I thought it was a joke,
but they really hit me,
and they really hit me,
and I thought, 'Oh, this is bad. I'm going to die.'
At that time,
I thought I had to do it,
and I broke various people's bones.
Wow.
Interesting.
How many people broke their bones?
Probably about three people.
Really?
They kept saying, 'Go for it,'
and everyone kept saying that.
Can you tell us about the good things about being a fighter?
I've been a fighter for a long time,
and even if I slip,
in the end,
I think,
it's better than being a host.
Don't think like that.
Don't think of dangerous ideas.
Anyway, it's better than being a host.
That's how I feel.
Matsumoto-san from downtown
also trains,
but are you confident you can win if you fight?
Not really.
Ten hours have finally passed since the interview began.
I don't know what I'm saying anymore.
Suzuki is starting to feel tired.
Yes, this is the hardest part for me.
Let's switch interviewers again and hear from them as entertainers.
The first time you met Tsukuri-san was at the training camp.
Yes, at the training camp.
What is the name of your duo, "Drunk Dragon"?
First of all, I decided to form a duo.
I asked Tsukuri-san, "What is the name of your duo?"
Tsukuri-san said, "Any name you like."
I brought "Drunk Dragon" with me.
Before I formed a duo with Tsukuri-san, "Drunk Dragon" was formed.
I'm the second generation of "Drunk Dragon".
Is that so?
I think this is the first time I'm saying this on TV.
I'm the second generation of "Drunk Dragon".
I don't know why, but I feel like I have to sleep in the same bed as my ex-wife even though we're divorced.
What was your relationship like when you two formed a duo?
Since we were young, I didn't tell her my opinion.
She would reply to me right away.
It's what partners say, right? "Do this, do that."
When we worked on a story together, my partner would make fun of me.
My partner would say things like that.
She would show me everything like it was a joke.
I would remember it and do it in front of people.
To tell you the truth, it's a lot more fun when you do it alone.
I'm confident about this.
I don't show it to the world, but I do show it a little bit.
The story of a regular show in which the two became widely known around the world.
How was it when you first started "Haneru no Tobira" as a regular show?
It wasn't very popular.
Tsuka-chan and Robert's Akiyama-kun and of course King Kong were also very popular.
Robert's Yamamoto and I were the only ones who were always popular.
How did you feel when you thought that the people around you were popular and that you and Yamamoto- san and Suzuki-san were a little unpopular?
"Damn it, I should just die," I said.
At the time, I thought, "Even I'm interesting," you know.
I was angry with Yamamoto-kun.
Who were you angry with?
King Kong.
All of you?
Both of you.
Especially Kajiwara.
Why?
Michino is still cute.
But Kajiwara always says things like, "You're boring," you know, to me.
You hated it, didn't you?
How did you feel while there were so many great people around you?
I thought, "Damn it, I should just die."
I'm sorry to say it like that, but neither Robert nor Impulse were like that.
They were like that to Hokuyo and King Kong.
Even Hokuyo-san.
Hokuyo is just a guy.
I thought, "Damn it, I should just die."
One day, all of a sudden, "Haneru no Tobira" ended.
I was afraid that I wouldn't be able to eat again.
Then I realized...
I had to speak up.
And I had to cause trouble.
And that led to your anger?
Yes.
And I had to cause trouble.
Well, I'm a victim of my anger.
I'm told "die", "scum", and "shit" all the time.
So I can't cause trouble just because I want to.
I'm sure you get hurt when people say bad things about you.
But why is it okay for you?
I've been doing it for a long time.
If it was a common thing, I'd be like "what the hell is this?!"
Stop it!
What's that supposed to mean?
You're often called a "weak character".
I think your past events and things like that are related to that "weak character".
Soccer, right? I made that decision.
Even if you work hard on something you're not good at, it doesn't mean anything.
I've been working hard for six years, like spitting out blood.
I thought "ah, it doesn't mean anything".
I'm often told "even if it doesn't lead to results, effort doesn't go to waste".
It's definitely not like that!
It's just an excuse.
Maybe it's just an excuse for you to raise your enthusiasm.
If you're not good at something, don't even try!
And that's how you lost your energy.
That's right. Well, for a while.
Even if you didn't work, your partner would give you money and you'd knock on their door.
That's when you lose your energy.
Even if your partner knocks on your door, it only looks like money.
That's wonderful.
It's been 11 hours since the interview began.
This man's darkness is still deep.
It was interesting, but...
I'm confident in fighting.
And it's a talent to break people's bones.
People say I should break it, but I can't break people's bones.
I didn't really give up.
I said I'd break it if I went on like this, but I didn't do it, so I broke it like that.
You can do it.
Next week...
Why is it always like this?
A 24-hour long interview.
I've always thought I had to do this kind of adventure.
He's an old man, so he'll die soon.
And suddenly, his partner, Tsukaji, visits him.
What's wrong with you?
Even though I did my best, your wife...
She said it again.
I didn't know she was wearing a Tamao cartet.
Everything about Suzuki Taku is revealed!
There's a lot of people here.
That's amazing!
Interesting!
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