AISubs v3.5
At 7.30 pm, there is a strange sight in the meeting room.
Ms. Kurojima, you're the meeting person. Sit down.
I'm not a meeting person.
Wow!
Everyone, out!
What a strange presence.
Ouch!
Mr. Tamaki, you're amazing.
Mr. Tamato, you're amazing.
You're the same, aren't you?
Tamaki!
It's you!
It's been a while, hasn't it?
You've lost some weight, haven't you?
No, I haven't.
I've lost some weight, haven't I?
Thanks to you, I'm doing fine.
How about you, young man?
I'm doing fine. I'm doing everything I can.
He heard him.
I eat good food, hug good people, and live only for that.
Young people these days are stupid!
You're like yourself.
When you were angry in the past, I remembered what you said.
Once you hid it in your underwear...
In the middle of it, you gave me an apple.
She did it! She did it to everyone!
She did it!
I know her!
She did it to different people!
This woman is pretty good at it!
It hurts!
Even though you're so close, I feel so far away with this glass.
I want to touch your skin like gold.
I want to be embraced by your warm heart.
I want to hold you tight in my hands!
Really!
It's you!
But...
I can't do it.
What?
I can't do it right now!
I can't do it.
Tabaki!
Please forgive me.
It's just like this.
You!
Even though you love each other so much...
Why?
Why?!
Yo!
Gather together and take a picture together, peace!
When you look at the finished picture, there is always someone like this
Eyes half-open, eyes wide open
Why do you laugh like that?
It's a woman, it's a woman, it's a woman
It's a woman, it's a woman, it's a woman, it's a woman
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Matsumoto, Hamada, Bose, OUT!
Mr. Tanoki
Yes!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, come on!
At eight in the afternoon, there is a trick of laughing without intervention
Hey you guys! It's time for entertainment now!
A very popular drama is about to start, so watch carefully!
What?
Drama?
Okay, okay, everyone, move over!
It's starting now!
Matsumoto, Kosei, Endo, Tanaka, Naotaro!
Wow!
This place is crazy!
Ouch! Ouch!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Let's do our best here!
Wow!
Okay, okay, everyone, move over!
It's starting now!
Wow!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Ouch!
What kind of emotion is that?
Huh?
Help me! It's terrible!
What's wrong?
Kato-kun is rampaging! It's too late!
Oh...
Your voice is coming out!
Wow...
Your voice doesn't come out.
Ouch!
Nothing comes out but your voice.
Master Furibaki! It's terrible!
What's wrong?
Kato-kun is rampaging! It's too late!
What did you say?!
He's three years old!
It's not working at all.
- I can see you from far away. - Oh, it's the two of them!
- I can see you from far away.
- Matsumoto, out!
- That was good. - That was good.
- That was amazing. - That was good.
- I can see you from far away. - Isn't it terrible?
- I held your hand. - Isn't it terrible?
- I held your hand.
- I can see you from far away. - Isn't it terrible?
- It hurts! - It hurts!
- It's OK.
- The words you give me are kind, but... - It hurts!
- Don't you know? Don't you know? - It's not like that.
- I'm sad and I'm about to return it. - It's not like that.
- I'm nervous and I'm nervous about meeting you.
- I'm at a loss, I'm anxious, I'm lost...
- I'm nervous, I'm nervous, I'm at a loss...
- Let's go!
No, no, this is no good.
Ouch!
That's where it gets annoying.
As a person, I don't notice it.
As a person, I can only say goodbye to you.
I can't love you.
Kato, are you here? Kato, wake up! Kato!
All students, be quiet! I am Kato Nasari of Class B, Class 3-B.
Kato!
Wow, you're heavy.
Yeah, you're heavy.
You look like an old man.
You're heavy.
All students, be quiet! I am Kato Nasari of Class 3-B.
We didn't occupy the broadcasting room!
We just came to talk to Professor Shimizu!
So if you want to talk, leave, okay?
That's not good, Kato!
No, it's not good!
Professor, can you tell us why you beat us up so badly?
We didn't beat you up! We just taught you!
Don't joke like that!
Why did you teach us how to dig out rotten oranges?
I liked school. I had friends there.
That's right! Your friends were the problem!
Don't change the subject!
I'm not joking!
We have the right to come to school!
Apologize for taking away our rights!
Apologize with all your might!
Kato!
I'm sorry.
I apologize for giving you the wrong idea.
Why?
You...
Stop it!
Let me go, you bastard!
Things are always changing inside
Only stubborn people make the right decisions
Things are always changing inside
Only stubborn people make the right decisions
Things are always changing inside
Only stubborn people make the right decisions
Things are always changing inside
Only stubborn people make the right decisions
Stop this boring dream from moving away
Stop it from moving away
I'm singing this song to fight against those who have been slain
(Laughter)
You've lost a lot of weight.
The reason I return you back is because the adults here have thought about your future lives.
Apologize properly!
Ouch! Ouch!
But it was a parody.
This scene.
Kato, you're amazing!
It's a KO scene.
But it's amazing.
It's amazing.
Your...
My student is Masuda!
Kato! Masuda!
Wow!
You're a news star.
No.
9:30 p.m.
The comedy prank is not over yet.
The report meeting.
Five people visit the report meeting attended by prison staff.
Here it is.
Wow!
Here it is.
From now on, we'll start the report meeting of Garth Tropical Prison.
To confirm the contents of this meeting,
we, prison staff, will infiltrate various places,
observe people who are likely to commit crimes in the future,
and report their behavior.
Let's start with someone who has some information.
Anyone is fine.
It's Hamada.
Hamada loves golf.
He often goes golfing with his juniors.
It's common,
but Hamada often gets golf balls and mushrooms wrong.
It happens all the time.
Oh, I lost the ball. Let's go find it.
Oh, I found it. It's a mushroom.
It happens all the time.
One day, when Hamada shot, it went smoothly.
Then we all looked for it.
Oh, I found it.
So he went to check it, and said "It was mushroom again."
"Oh, I found it." And then Hamada shot.
Then Hamada said "Nice one."
Then we went to check it and it was mushroom again.
You often say "Nice one", didn't you?
That's not gonna happen again.
[Laughter]
It's not gonna happen again.
We know you're lying.
I heard this from a colleague in Hamada.
I parked my car in the parking lot and went to get it later.
I parked it in number 3.
He said that and it was an alphabet table.
[Laughter]
Number 8, 7, 7, 8, 8, 7, 8, 8, 7, 7, 8, 8, 8,
Out!
It's number 2!
It's number 3!
It's probably number 2.
[Laughter]
I'm Hosei Tsukitei.
There's a show that I value, "Drive Go Go".
In 2014, I went to Hokkaido in summer.
Hokkaido in summer is a very popular spot because there are no trees and it's dry.
It was raining all the time during Hosei's shooting.
[Laughter]
Hosei! Hamada! Out!
That's right.
You don't care about what you care about, do you?
I do care about it.
Speaking of Matsumoto,
Halloween is coming.
Japanese people get excited about Halloween.
However, when we were young,
Halloween wasn't like this.
Miyasako was always in the dressing room and asked Matsumoto,
Was it like this in our era?
It's unthinkable!
Walking around in an electric car
It's unthinkable!
It's not like that anymore.
In the past,
It's unthinkable!
was the most hated expression.
Sada, who is always with me in the intersection,
said to Miyasako,
Hey, Sada.
Um, Matsumoto-san,
the other day at Don Quijote,
I was buying something to wear like an alien.
It's unthinkable!
Matsumoto, Sada, Bel Candle, Sada, Sada are all silver–
You said it first, that's not oblivious.
It is oblious.
The funniest part is that Sada is there.
Oh, I see.
Speaking of Matsumoto...
This year, Matsumoto had a lunch meet with me and Matsumotoitoshi.
It's a great time to have lunch with a junior high school student who has never met.
That junior high school student is always interesting.
I want to show it to my juniors every time.
My juniors and I always come first.
When I come in, I ask my juniors, "How are you?"
I say it out loud.
I'm divorced.
What?!
My juniors look at me like this, but I'm always slipping.
Tosei, Endo, Tanaka, Masumoto.
Masumoto is always slipping in front of the juniors.
Ouch!
Does that happen?
He comes with a lot of nerves in front of the juniors.
He's nervous.
He can't loosen up.
Because he's always slipping.
I'm Kokoriko's Tanaka.
A little while ago, I went to see a mountain show with Komoto.
I don't know if he really likes mountain shows, but he said, "It's a mountain show!"
That's all?
That's not it.
Something happened after that, right?
You got caught up in a mountain show.
No, no.
That's all?
That's all.
That's all?
That's all.
I'm Tanaka's birthday is the same.
I was born on April 26th.
We were on a regular show together.
It ended five years ago, but we met for the first time in five years.
And we recorded together.
And it was April 26th, my birthday.
Tanaka said, "Let's go eat."
But Miyasako was there, too.
After Miyasako got in the taxi, it was four in the morning.
He said, "Let's walk one more time around the TV booth."
We walked around.
And just before we got in the taxi, he said, "You were shining."
But I don't think it was my cheek.
It was my cheek!
There are children as well.
This is new information.
Tanaka is working for 24 hours now.
However, Jinan will announce the entrance exam today.
So I don't know the result, but Jinan passed.
What is it?
It's new!
Congratulations!
I'm embarrassed.
In such a happy Tanaka family,
there is Naoki's favorite tea bag called "service pants".
This is the information of his wife.
It's a black race tea bag from a brand called "hunky punky".
Why is it called "service pants" in the first place?
Even when his wife is wearing normal pants,
when Naoki is dancing,
he forces his wife to change her pants and try to swim.
Tanaka!
Ouch!
Ouch! Ouch!
Stop it!
Of course!
What are you talking about?
Usually, Tanaka is silent.
But today, he praised his wife's children a lot.
"You are really cute," "Your face is cute," he said and swam away.
What's wrong with you, Tanaka?
What's wrong with you?
Damn it!
I'm scared!
Let's stop it!
This is unexpected!
I like it! I like it!
My name is Miyasako Hiroyuki.
Are you okay?
I used to eat in this private room.
Miyasako, me, and the writer Sada.
Miyasako asked Sada for a drink like a supplement.
Sada said, "Okay."
Sada came back.
Sada bought me a drink that I had never seen in my life.
I was surprised.
What is he doing?
Miyasako got mad.
Hey, Sada! This is what I have!
I'm going to kill you later.
I didn't know I would feel like that.
What is it, Miyasako?
I didn't know I would talk about Miyasako.
I didn't ask him much about him.
About eight years ago, my wife said that if I didn't take a taxi with me to Miyasako, she wouldn't go home.
Ouch!
I'm not married! I'm only eight years old!
Miyasako's wife.
I'm not married! I'm only eight years old!
Who is?
I'm not married! I'm only eight years old!
I know. I know.
I'm 26 years old.
Wait. No way.
No way.
Is this the end?
Yes.
It's enough.
Is this the end?
It's enough.
Let's go.
That's all for the four-part story.
Is that all?
Yes.
Ten o'clock in the afternoon.
Trouble occurs due to ill-mannered people.
Everyone, we're in trouble!
We know you're in trouble.
The two gangs in the gas detention center started fighting.
It seems like nothing can be done about it, so can you all stop it?
It's serious.
Wow.
You're so stubborn.
You're evil.
You're everywhere.
But you're always angry.
Can you do it?
You shouldn't fight during this hour.
Wow.
You're doing it.
Can you guys get along with each other?
Huh? What are you looking at?
You guys, be quiet!
Your opponent is me, Ueshiba. Look at me.
Who are you looking at?
Don't just stand there. Sit down!
I know you're looking at me.
That's great, Ueshiba!
Let's see who's stronger, you or me!
Let's do it!
In the talk show, it's all over.
The men are ready to fight.
Let's do it!
You're going to lose!
Don't do that!
Shut up!
Let's do it!
Bring me the treasure!
Is this okay?
I need this.
Did you prepare this?
I thought you prepared this.
It's a hip-up machine.
You're holding that hip-up machine.
That legendary hip-up machine.
On the back of the machine, there is a push-up bar.
What will it do?
Our Tanakaya is the master of hip-up machines.
Show me!
What are you doing?
That's right.
Show me!
Like this.
It's okay.
Let's start shooting!
It's coming.
You're getting used to it.
It's easy.
Easy.
[Yoshikobu vs Yoshikobu]
[Yoshikobu wins!]
Did you see that?!
It's pretty good!
'Cause there's someone better than me.
[Yoshikobu wins!]
Do it!
[Yoshikobu wins!]
Can you do it?!
You're freaking me out!
You're pretty good!
Do you think you can absorb all of my damage?
Do it!
Go!
[Yoshikobu wins!]
You're freaking me out!
[Yoshikobu wins!]
Stop it!
[Yoshikobu wins!]
What the hell is this?!
It's such a comfortable position.
[Yoshikobu wins!]
They're freaking me out!
Stop it!
You don't get it, do you?!
You don't get it!
You're just standing there, aren't you?!
What's wrong with you?!
You've heard of "steel butt", haven't you?
"Steel butt"?
That's what I'm talking about!
Hey! Get out of here!
Originally, a "canada lie" is something that falls from above and hits you in the head, right?
But this one's different!
It has a low speed of gravity, it flies out of the air, and hits you in the butt!
Did you get it?!
First of all, it's the other way around!
I'll show you!
- Toyoshi! - Yes!
- I'm counting on you. - Yes!
What are you doing?!
I'll stop you with only your butt!
You can't do that!
I can do it! Watch me!
- You can do it! - You can do it!
- What's up with you? - Come on!
Take it!
You fought me!
Come on!
- Don't be scared! - I'm not scared!
I'm not scared!
You fought me!
- Come on! - Don't be scared!
- I'm not scared! - I'm not scared!
Thank you very much!
- Thank you very much! - Thank you very much!
- I said I put it up! - I said I put it up!
There's someone here who can do it with a real tarai!
- That's me! - Boss, is that you?
- Yes, it's me! - Hey!
- Bring me the real tarai! - Bring it on!
Hey, you're a little too big for this, aren't you?
- Bring it on! - Bring it on!
- Bring me the real tarai! - Bring it on!
- Bring it on! - Is that you?
- Hey, watch it! - Why are you scared, you bastard?!
- Bring it! - Bring it!
I said, bring it!
- You're not good enough. - Bring it!
I said, bring it!
- Come on! - Bring it!
- Let's go easy on them!
Suck it up!
Suck it up, you bastards!
I don't want you to bite me!
Hey, show him!
Can you do it?
Show him what you've got!
He's not very good at it.
One, two, three...
Show me what you've got!
Three consecutive hits, you bastard!
Three hits!
He's really good at it!
Three hits!
You can do it!
Go for it!
He's really good at it.
Go for it!
Do you think you can do it?
You have to prove it first!
I told you so!
Are you ready?
Here we go!
Are you ready?
Here we go!
I'm only praising you, but not your rhythm.
You're not the only one who bullies Ketsu.
Bring it on!
I'll show you what I can do.
Ketsu is a pervert, isn't he?
I didn't like him that much.
It's a battle of the strength of Ketsu's surface.
What do you mean?
I don't care if you drag me over this human island with only Ketsu.
Bring it on!
How many seconds will you last?
Thirty seconds.
You can do it in thirty seconds!
You can do it!
Bring it on!
Really?
It hurts.
Bring it on!
Start!
Bring it on!
That's enough!
Ten seconds left!
A little more!
Bring it on!
Ketsu-kun!
What?
Is there a scheduling error?
You can do it, Ketsu-kun!
Yes!
Just time!
OK!
Yes!
Kuro-chan of Ueshiba Army declares that they will do it in 15 seconds.
Can you do it in 15 seconds?
Can you do it?
Yes!
Impossible.
Start!
Yes!
Kill me!
Out!
Ouch!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
I have someone better!
I'll show you the real piping hot king!
What's Piping King?
My Hararichi is the real piping hot king!
You can eat anything with this hot and boiling hot water!
You're wrong!
Let me see! Let me see! Let me see!
Bring me that!
What do you mean?
Huh?
This hot water is prepared so that the hot water doesn't cool down!
What's this?!
The number of items prepared to be placed in separate places from the hot water in the hot water pot.
Hararichi says that she'll catch any items while they're in the hot water pot.
Come on!
There you go!
Come on!
Come on! Come on! Come on!
Bring it back! Bring it back!
Come on! Come on! Come on!
Come on!
You're a beast!
As expected of you!
Ouch!
As expected of you!
Next, please bring me that one!
What's this?
Here it is! Here it is!
This slope is for sliding on it.
In other words, it's "slide-cubing"!
Rather than sliding down the slope,
they deliver something to their friends waiting for them at the opposite shore.
But what will they deliver?
It's almost time!
I'll deliver you hot amazaki!
Boss, please wait there!
That's right!
What? I'll just deliver it!
Then, boss, please prepare only half of it and wait there!
Boss, please wait there!
I'll deliver you hot amazaki!
Shall we go?
Then, please prepare only half of it and wait there!
I'll deliver it right away!
Here it is!
I'll deliver it!
I'll deliver it with all my heart!
What?
Everyone is out!
Hey!
I'm sorry!
What's wrong with you?!
What are you doing?!
Ouch!
Wait!
That's no good!
Ueshima Corps continues with Tsuyoshi Nakagawa's challenge of "slide-cubing"!
Our boss has hot candles delivered!
Boss loves candles!
OK! Alright!
Go, go, go!
Please deliver it quickly!
He looks like he's in a lot of trouble.
Yeah, he looks like he's in a lot of trouble.
Alright!
Please deliver it quickly!
Please!
[Laughter]
What's wrong with you?
[Laughter]
Why aren't you wearing a lot of bandages?
[Laughter]
Why aren't you wearing bandages?
I'm shaking alone.
[Laughter]
Kill me!
You're only wearing bandages.
[Laughter]
You're not funny!
How's it?
It's not like you!
You're the same!
You're not funny!
[Cheering]
You're not funny!
[Cheering]
Alright!
Who's going to come out?
Captain, please!
Alright!
Until you come out!
In other words, each of you will do push-ups.
When you do push-ups,
fill your butt with air.
In that state of doing push-ups,
you will bend your head.
[Laughter]
Matsumoto, Hamada, Endo, Tanaka, Out!
How do you explain that?
I do it every day.
You do it every day.
Ouch!
You have a bad way of saying it.
[Laughter]
Alright!
Let's do it like we did two years ago!
[Laughter]
[Glass breaking sound]
You seem like you're in good shape today.
- You too. - Alright, Captain!
- You're serious about this. - Alright, let's do it like this.
[Laughter]
- You have a fur on your ass, so go! - Go!
- You have a fur on your ass! - You have a fur on your ass!
- Go! - Go!
- You have a fur on your ass. - Go!
- I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.
- Don't be sorry. Just relax. - Okay.
What's going on here?
Ueshiba!
Are you okay?
Ueshiba, why are you wearing purple?
Are you done?
What's going on?
Hurry up, Ueshiba!
Wait, Kuda's gone.
Is Kuda in there?
Endo, Kosei, Tanaka, Out!
Kuda's coming!
What's going on?
Air's coming out of Kuda!
What's going on?
Take it off!
I'm sorry.
Kuda's coming!
Hurry up!
Go!
My butt's burning.
Ready, go!
Air's coming out of Kuda!
Out!
He said "yeah".
Boss, give me back my shirt!
Boss!
Where'd he go?
Boss!
Stop it!
It's a fight!
No way!
Wait up!
Good morning!
Good, good! Let's fight!
Ah, wait!
Good, good!
Ah, it's all burning!
Wait up!
Fight!
Wait up!
Fight!
Wait up!
Good?
Not yet?
Hurry up!
Why don't you give up, huh?
Huh?
Just, eh…
Hey, hurry up!
Boss!
Hey, Boss!
Boss!
(Laughter)
(Applause)
Good luck!
(Laughter)
It was good to make you cry.
(Laughter)
(Music)
Men look up at Ando's expression.
(Music)
On the other hand, the five men who still can't see the end
(Music)
Men are late.
(Laughter)
At 11 pm.
Finally, the time has come.
Emergency situation occurs.
There was an escape accident in the office.
Those in the office immediately gathered in the gymnasium to confirm the weather.
Gathered in the gymnasium?
(Explosion)
What?
Mr. Itami ran away as it is.
Everyone, emergency situation occurs.
(Explosion)
Mr. Itami ran away as it is.
(Explosion)
This way.
Wow!
This way.
Wow!
(Explosion)
Wow!
Matsumoto high school student.
I'm glad I did this.
Silence!
In fact, an escape case occurred in our prison.
There are 15 escapees in all.
For confirmation, I will take the weather from now on.
15?
Then, first of all, starting in order, from the beginning.
No, that "out"...
"Out" and at the same time...
Now!
There was an escape from prison incident.
It's very funny!
One of them gave birth in prison!
What do you think?
Is that so?
The biggest problem with this escape from prison incident is...
The one who did it!
From now on...
I want to find the one who can help me.
Is there anyone who can help me?
No one?
Is there any information that can help me?
Hey!
Bring him here!
"Out"!
This boy's name is...
Akiyo.
He's an honest boy.
When his parents hug him...
He laughs.
From now on...
One by one...
I want you to hug me!
OK.
First, you.
OK.
You have a bad way of crying!
You're wrong.
Next, you.
OK.
You're wrong.
OK.
You're wrong.
Are you a woman?
Give me a hug.
I forgot about it!
I totally forgot about it!
You're wrong, too.
You have a bad way of talking!
OK. Next, you!
OK.
I'm a little nervous about this.
You're right.
Oh, really?
I'm a little nervous about this, too.
OK!
Next...
you!
Takeura!
Don't laugh!
It's itchy!
Ouch!
Was it you?
What is this?
That's none of my business!
Matsumoto, Kanada, Rendou, Sanada, Nishi, Yama!
You...
You're a liar!
Ouch!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
It's started...
Okay, stand up! Come over here!
They're your kids, aren't they?!
Their faces are similar, but...
They just happen to be similar.
I picked up...
This kid.
I made him live.
Get out of here!
First, get out of here!
But it's really not me!
Come on up, explain yourself.
What's your name?
I don't know this kid.
- You're not an Akiyo? - I don't know.
- You gave him a name! - I didn't give him a name! I don't know this kid!
- You gave him a name! - I don't know!
I don't know this kid!
Can you do something about it?!
Can you do something like that?
I... I can't...
Your names are...
Endo, Yanaka, Yoto...
There's no sin in having kids.
With kids around, I can't do anything!
To whom?
No, no...
- Hey, someone! - I'm taking the kids!
Hey! Wait a minute!
Kid, take care of him.
What are you doing?
Take care of him!
No.
Hurry up!
No!
Hurry up!
No!
It's dangerous.
No! No! No!
Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it!
It's dangerous. Kid, it's dangerous.
This way.
Good. Take the kid.
Good.
What are you doing?
Matsumoto, Kanada, Endo, Nanaka, Shimamoto.
What are you doing?
Hey, audience, get up. Get up. Come here.
Good. Everyone, raise your legs.
Stop it. Stop it.
Mr. Osei, we're worried about you.
Good. Good. Kid.
Stop it. Stop it.
Good. Good.
Kid!
Matsumoto, Kanada, Endo, Nanaka, Shimamoto.
What are you talking about?
Aren't you ashamed of yourself?
Kid!
Kid.
It's your own child.
Get up!
Finally, it's over.
Yes, finally.
Seriously, we don't have much time.
Kid.
I'm sorry.
Get out of the way.
I'm sorry.
Get out of the way!
I'm scared. I'm scared.
Stop it.
It's not your fault!
No!
Endo! Tanaka!
Out!
What are you going to do for me?
Just say it!
Okay. Can I ask you one last favor?
What is it? Just ask.
Please...
leave Akiho...
with me.
Akiho, are you still there?
Can you bring him here?
Okay, stand here...
and walk around Akiho.
Okay, Akiho, come here.
Come here and bring him here.
Okay, last but not least, say something to him.
Akiho...
Be happy...
and let me live in the air.
Matsumoto!
Hanada!
Endo!
Tanaka!
Out!
Why would a woman get mad at me for something so serious?
Ouch!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Well done.
Let's go.
Okay!
Let's go.
- Let's go! - Yes, yes, yes!
- Yes, yes, yes!
Kakio...
I was bullied.
- What's this? - Matsumoto, Hamada, Endo, Tanaka, out!
Ouch!
- What's going on? - I don't know what's going on.
- Are you serious? - Do you know who I am?
- What? - Are you serious?
- Kakio... - Did you say Kakio?
The weather changed and they spent more than 15 hours in prison.
Ow, my butt hurts.
- Kakio, let's take him home. - No, no.
Here.
I'll put it in my tea.
- What? - What?
Kosei...
Kakio will be taken care of in our prison.
What?
That's not what you said.
Are you going to cry?
I'm crying.
What?
What's that?
It's a story.
A scary story.
Scary?
What?
You survived?
I survived.
Scary.
But I'm a woman, so I don't know what's going on.
Kosei, Tanaka, out!
Out?
There's no way.
He's a woman, too.
Ouch!
That was amazing.
Ouch.
Everyone, there's a prison in this prison camp.
I went there especially for you.
Let's go check it out.
Shall we?
A prison camp?
It's not like we can escape from there.
Wow, nine people.
Hello.
Everyone, this way.
What? This way?
This way?
Tanaka, Endo, Matsumoto, and Kosei will go in order.
There's a prison like this?
I didn't know there was a place like this.
It's right next door.
A cake comes out on New Year's Day.
This prison camp is cool.
Cake! Cake!
Let's share the cake!
Okay, give me two.
Okay!
What are you doing?
Give me some of mine, too.
Why?
Why don't you all eat it?
Give me some of mine, too.
Why?
I need it.
Why don't you all eat it?
I said I want it.
Why don't you all eat it?
Give me some of mine, too.
Why don't you all eat it? Stop it!
What are you doing?
Let me go!
If you can eat it, you can't eat the cake!
Tsutamu! Give me back my cake!
Somebody! Somebody!
Give me back my cake!
I don't know what you're talking about!
Get lost!
Eat it!
What was that?
What?
My jaw...
It's so hot!
Hurry up!
My jaw is in it!
Hurry up!
Give me my jaw!
Seriously?
What are you doing?
Give me my jaw!
What are you doing?
Ahhhh!
Give me my jaw!
My jaw!
I won't make a scene again!
I'm done!
(ding)
(explosion)
Ouch!
(applause)
So hot!
These guys are always like this!
The last five people will face their final trial in the middle of the night.
I'm scared.
I'm scared!
What? What?
It hurts!
I'm scared!
It's starting!
I'm scared!
This is terrible!
Whoa! Where is this guy from!?
I'm scared!
Huh!?
What!?
Wait!
What about me?
You're not?
Why?
Dad?
Help me, Tanaka!
I can't!
They put me in jail!
Dad!
You...
You want me to come with you?
Wait a minute, Tanaka!
Wait a minute!
You and Tanaka...
Why are you all different?
Three people were detained and left in a room in downtown.
That's right.
This is surprising.
Fujiwara, what's going on?
You must be surprised, but it's us who kidnapped Hosei and Kokoriko, so don't worry.
I'm going to train you to escape from here.
I'm going to rescue those three and make you all escape.
You can laugh from now on, but if you're surprised, you're out, so be careful.
Well, let's go.
Why is the prison training you to escape from here?
The Night's Special
You Must Not Be Surprised
Great Escape
You two head for Hosei and Kokoriko's rescue room.
If you don't get five medals for escaping from here, you won't complete your training.
I'm always scared of getting injured.
Whose voice is this?
I can't say it out loud.
Are you out of your mind?
Wow, what's this?
I'm sorry.
The Night's Special
I'm sorry.
Ouch!
Who did you kidnap?
Hosei and Kokoriko
You Must Not Be Surprised
Which one?
This one.
Turn over the panel.
Please eat it with a piece of honey and look at China's face.
What is this?
Space!
What is this?
Chiromiya
Space!
You scared me! Stop it! There's more?
There's more?
What's with this guy?
Why is it stuck?
Huh?
You scared me! Stop it! There's more?
You scared me!
Stop it! Stop it! There's more?
Let's go.
What's going on?
The phone is ringing.
What?
I thought it was a woman.
The phone is ringing.
I'm surprised.
Telephone question.
Is it sudden or not?
We call people in their 30s "alaphobic", but what do people in their 40s call them?
Huh? What was it again?
"Araphobic", "alaphobic"...
I wrote it!
OK!
OK, OK, OK!
OK!
The correct answer is...
"alaphobic"!
Yay! Congratulations!
For the two of you who got it right, I'll give you your first Dartscock medal!
Congratulations!
OK, OK!
Tanaka-san will be imprisoned first, so...
Bye-bye!
Yay!
I feel like I'm one-sided now...
Looks like he's in his 50s now!
First, identify and obtain the Dartscock medal in your room.
Is it here?
I see...
Identify and obtain the Dartscock medal in your room.
Wow, my hands are connected and I have medals...
How scary...
Identify and obtain the Dartssock medal in your room.
Identifying complete.
Matsumoto Hitoshi-san, right?
Yes!
Successfully verified your sexual orientation.
Next person, please sit in your chair.
Got it, got it.
Please state your name towards the microphone.
Hamada Masatoshi here.
Verifying your sexual orientation.
Verifying your sexual orientation complete.
Sato Gajiro-san.
Please state your name.
Failed to verify your sexual orientation.
We'll start over from the beginning.
Please state your name towards the microphone.
Hamada Masatoshi here!
Sato Gajiro-san has verified you.
Please open the door.
Can you move?
Please state your name.
I'm sorry!
My shoulders are weird.
It looks like you're wearing a bojyu-kata.
What are you doing?
I don't know.
I'm in a state where I can't move because of you.
Choose a key and there's a key to the grave.
What do you want me to do?
Open it.
Please.
Is it broken?
Your shoulders are weird.
There's nothing in it.
Please open it.
Please.
There's nothing in it.
There is!
I hate you!
I'm done with you!
I don't know what you're talking about!
The order is the same!
I don't know what you're talking about!
I'm dead.
My body is so dirty!
I got the second one.
I got the fifth one.
The three who got the second medal cannot leave the room.
Why can't we open it?
I don't know.
There it is!
I think it was facing the other way.
Is it this one?
Wasn't it that bike thing earlier?
I was a little scared of that.
This is scary.
Don't scare me like that.
Your shoulders are weird.
What is it?
Because of this...
Paradise!
What are you doing?
Get out of my way.
Don't say "paradise" ever again!
If it wasn't for this, I probably wouldn't get used to it.
Hey! Over here!
Huh?
Tanaka is sitting on a chair and waiting.
Huh?
That chair is scary.
Help me!
Oh, you two are drinking together.
Help me!
Wait for me, Tanaka.
I'll wait for you here.
Help me!
What's wrong?
Help me!
I'm being held captive.
Here, Downtown challenges the mission of rescuing Hosei and Endo.
Four plastic bottles placed in the room.
Put them between their faces, one at a time, and put them in the bin.
If they can carry all four in 30 seconds, the rescue will be a success.
It's getting smaller and smaller, but please!
It's only 30 seconds.
Please!
Nice, nice, nice!
Thank you!
Just three more!
It's getting smaller and smaller, but please!
Please do your best!
Just 10 seconds!
9
8
7
6
5!
Just one more!
Thank you!
4
3
2
1
Time's up!
Mission accomplished!
Why?
Mission accomplished!
Thank you!
Mission accomplished!
Thank you!
Hosei and Endo are rescued safely.
The downtown handcuffs are removed and two medals are obtained.
There is only one medal left.
The five of them hurry ahead.
Wow...
This is...
What is it?
Escape medal?
Yes, it's called "escape training".
Why is it called that?
What's that?
It's like something or something.
It's like Karakara-chan.
Why do you all say that?
Goddess's mouth.
I only have what I like.
[What is it?]
Can I have it?
I feel something.
Don't lick me or bite me.
I'm asking you.
Don't do that.
Don't do that, old man.
Don't lick me. My tongue stinks.
I'm an old man.
You're kidding, aren't you?
I'm an old man in his past life.
I don't like being licked.
This is a medal.
Give it to me.
I can't do it anymore.
Give it to me.
What's wrong?
Stop it!
It stinks!
It hurts!
It's a medal. Give it to me.
No!
I wish you'd lick me.
I'm an old man in his past life.
It's hard to move.
I know.
Touch...
What?
We have no choice but to go.
I'm scared.
Where are you going?
Stop it
What's wrong?
Stop it
Wait
What?
There's someone
I'm a little worried
I know
It's cold but it's tough
I want to wait a little longer
Who am I?
Kamuken
No!
It's me!
Kamuken!
You're right
What are you doing?
I'll help you
Can you help me?
It's over!
It's not over until it's over!
It's over until it's over!
It's not funny at all
See?
It's not funny at all
Do you remember this?
2007
Yamamoto was wearing this when he was auditioning for the Australian football team
He was wearing it!
Who is he?! Can't you do it?! I'm asking you!
I haven't confirmed it with him, but are you going to do it?
Yes, we are doing it for that.
I'll take you there.
Let's go.
Is it that important?
Let's go!
Is this horse okay?
The horse is fine. I have Yutar, too.
Yutar...
Ah! Something is written.
Someone enters the phone box alone and waits for instructions.
Who is good at it?
I'm good at it.
But...
You?
I don't do it. I don't do it.
But...
I don't think there is such a rule.
Let's ride it.
It's fine.
Give me instructions.
Really?
It's fine.
You should take it.
You should do it properly.
I'm doing it.
What? I should do it?
Ouch!
That's not fair!
They will call you.
Give me instructions.
I'm glad.
What is it?
Here it is.
It's just "ri".
Yes?
Hello?
Are you the owner of O-wakaji's Yakiniku restaurant?
No, I'm not O-wakaji.
Has your bubble blown away?
It hasn't blown away.
It's cut off.
It's cut off?
What is this?!
What is this catastrophe?!
It doesn't hurt or itches or anything!
I think it's painful.
You can't get out of there!
If you touch it again, it'll come out of your stomach.
It won't come out at all.
What is this?!
Try biting it.
Wow!
It's bubbling and I'm out of breath.
That's right.
I thought I was going to die.
It's about time you get out of there.
If you get out of there, you'll panic.
That's right.
The bubble is amazing.
I thought it was an accident.
I thought it was an accident!
Why did you suddenly get scared?
What is this?!
Who is this?!
I didn't know!
Look at him!
I didn't know!
I planned to go out of here forever!
We have no choice but to go.
We'll leave you here.
Let's get it over with for real this one time.
No, we won't.
Did you do it like a man?
No, I didn't.
I think you did it like a man.
I don't know why he is practicing "datsugo".
It's a habit of standing over a wall.
I know!
Isn't it?
There is a handsome gentleman.
This is a work of Tanaka.
Let's go together.
Don't push the wall!
Someone is letting us meet.
We can take off our shoes here.
You can take off your shoes.
- This is the hardest one for me. - I changed it.
Look.
- I changed it like this. - I think it's here.
- I see, if this is it... - Yeah, it's here.
The last one.
Okay! It's in!
- Wow! - Wow!
Good luck.
Oh, it's broken.
- Stop it. - Emergency situation!
Five prisoners have escaped and are being arrested.
- Arrested? - Arrested?
I don't think so...
What is wrong with you guys?!
It wasn't me!
You guys have destroyed this game!
It wasn't me!
- And who's this guy? - That man is...
- So he's... - And he's...
- So... - He...
He'sn't...
Hot, hot, hot, hot!
It's hot, hot, hot!
Wrap it with your legs!
I don't know!
Sorry!
This year, for some reason, five men are forced to live in prison.
Overcoming all trials, now, welcome that time.
Everyone's happy. We've decided on our leader.
Yes!
Everyone's happy.
That's great.
Hamada.
Yes.
How did it go?
We did our best, but Toshi-chan had a hard time.
Matsumoto.
This happens every time, but there's a lot of consensus.
I think everyone should fight more than me.
I don't fight that much, but there's always ten or twenty shots.
I want everyone to pay more attention to Hamada and not miss him.
Is that a good answer?
It's been a while since I've worn this.
Ah, my back hurts!
Why did you get caught? Can you tell me?
I really didn't know until now.
I don't know who's raising the kids.
I'm going to be arrested.
I'm going to be arrested by the police.
If I had a choice, I'd like to meet Akio.
I was born in 2015.
I'm getting older.
You're good.
I'm getting older.
Happy New Year!
This year, I'm going to be a shepherd.
I'd like Chief Tsukitei to pay attention to me.
This year, I'm going to be a shepherd.
I'd like to end this year.
Thank you.
Chief, please.
All right.
I'm a shepherd.
To a wide world...
To...
a wide world...
To...
five talented people...
To...
more and more jobs...
To...
Thank you for your cooperation.
I can't stand up.
Ouch!
It's over.
Happy New Year!
All right!
I haven't done it yet, but for a long time, for a long time, there were five of us in the prison.
Wow, look at that!
Wow, so cool!
I don't want to see your ugly butt.
My ass, baby!
Stop with your ass, yeah!
I'm glad I like you.
I'll stay up all night, all night, until I die, say yes!
I'm glad I met you.
I'll stay up all night, all night, la-la-la, just the two of us.
Kizana Kiyoshi is singing.
Dokuma is dancing.
I'm always playing with my friends.
My ass, baby!
Five of us in the prison, yeah!
Ebisu has always, always...
You have a bad face, don't you?
...putty in his lungs.
Ghost boy!
I'm glad I stuck you in there.
Like this, forever and ever...
...in the back road.
It's autumn, baby, baby.
By my side, by my side, by my side, come here.
I'm glad my body is clean.
Until I die, forever, forever, I'll be naked and happy.
I'm glad I was able to do it well.
This year too, finally, finally, I'm glad I was able to get older.
As it is, forever, forever, I'll be naked and happy.
I'm glad I didn't have any big injuries like that young DJ.
As it is, forever, forever, I'll be naked and happy.
Thank you very much.
Well, that's it.
It's already the end of the year.
Yes.
Happy New Year.
Thank you.
Well, in the end, the ending is Wolf.
That's great.
That's good.
Well, next year, even if you do it, it's okay to laugh, right?
It's just everyday life.
That's right.
It's just everyday life.
In the end, you will probably be the trend of the year.
Ending with a smile.
Well, if you do it, I'll say the last mission.
I understand.
Well, everyone, thank you for your cooperation.
Everyone, thank you for your cooperation in 2015 too.
Oho! Oho! Oho! Oho! Oho! Oho!
Thank you.
Please look forward to this year's summer too.
Thank you very much.
Oh, my God!
From the Club Headquarters