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"The Strongest Comparison of Kids", "Don't Laugh Series"!
Finally, this program has come to fruition at the end of the year!
This is bad!
I'll also spend six hours on air this year!
- Where are you going? - I'm going home.
The theme is...
"Big Collapse"!
Director Kanishi's "Tune"!
Tonight, we'll quickly reveal a part of "Big Collapse" that shouldn't be laughed at!
Wow!
"Big Collapse" that shouldn't be laughed at!
We'll reveal it to you as soon as possible!
Special!
On December 3rd,
before the show began, a press conference was held.
- Atsumoto Hitoshi from Downtown. - Thank you!
- Masato Hamada. - Yes!
- Hoseita Sukite. - Yes!
- Shouzou Endo of Kokoriko. - Yes!
- And Naoki Tanaka! - Yes!
- Thank you all for coming! - Thank you!
So, "Big Collapse" that shouldn't be laughed at again this year...
- It's already the ninth show on New Year's Eve! - Yes!
- Yes!
The theme of this show is...
"Gas Clobical Central Prison".
- This is a real prison, apparently. - No, it's not!
It's not real!
First of all, can you tell us about your impressions of it?
Let's start with Matsumoto-san!
Although it's like this every year,
we had a lot of patience and struggle this year as well.
It was really tough.
And after we finished it,
in this press conference,
we didn't laugh at it at all.
It's not like you shouldn't laugh at it!
- We laugh at it every year! - Every year!
- It's always like this! - It's always like this!
- Let's continue with Hamada-san! - Yes!
As I said before,
every year we use up our stamina,
and there are a lot of things we don't like,
and we're like, "When are we going to stop doing this?!"
- That's right! - We don't have the courage to say that!
We're so old and we've been running around so much,
I thought we were going to die!
- No, it was amazing! - That's right!
- And Hamada-san, you have a disease called "germs". - You too!
That's right!
As I'm the first one to say it,
I'm really "germs",
and it's a strange combination name too!
It's a combination name that's hard for me to remember,
and it's really hard!
- That's true! - Yes!
- It's physically hard! - Yes!
- Because you've aged one year! - Yes!
- Let's continue with Hosei-san! - Yes!
This time, I think it's because of my teammates,
I think I sold out my teammates!
- Huh? - I sold out my teammates and saved myself!
- That's right! - I really did it!
- I do it every year! - I do it every year!
- It's not every year!
- I do it every year! - It's only this year!
- I do it every year! - I don't know what you're talking about.
- Hey, Endo! - Endo-san!
- I'm saying it because it's not like that! - Endo-san!
- I'm getting emotional! - I'm getting emotional!
- Everyone is saying it! - And Endo-san! - Yes!
- Yes! - It's like every year, but there are a lot of people who don't exaggerate in saying "this year's faces"
- and it really feels like we're closing the year with this. - Yes.
- And speaking of Endo-san, I think one of the points you're looking forward to is your family being on the show every year. - That's right.
- Of course! - I'm not sure if we'll have it this year or not. I can only say this.
- What do you mean? - Whether we'll have it or not...
- Should we say it? - Let's say it!
- It's like... - It's not even that big of a surprise!
- It's hard to say it! - Then I'll say it! Do you have a family?
- We do! - We have a lot of them!
- Lastly, Tanaka-san, please go ahead! - Speaking of Endo-san's family, we'll have a little chat with Endo's father in between.
Nao-chan, my job will settle down this year, so I hope I'll be able to move more after next year!
- "I hope I'll be able to move more after next year!" - "I hope I'll be able to move more after next year!"
- You said it! - I said it!
Bus
Every time on "Don't Laugh", not only the main actors but also the super luxurious guests appear as laughing witnesses to make you laugh!
- Because the train fell... - I think it's "ah"!
Last time on "Earth Defense Forces", that man pulled out a member's underwear on a bus!
First time on "Earth Defense Forces", "Winter Adventure Special"!
This time, we're going to pick up a 5-year-old elementary school student and a 4-year-old high school student's brother.
The younger brother is in England and the younger brother is in Finland.
What my mom asked me to do was buy a cake that was reserved at a cake shop and buy flowers at a flower shop.
Brother, let's get off the bus.
What are you talking about? We're not there yet.
I see.
Yuto cried out of anxiety.
Then, look at him. He's a kind brother.
He took out a flower petal that he had picked up from a tree in Kununi on the way here.
He's trying his best to put it in his own nose and make his brother, Yuto, laugh.
Yuto, Yuto, the flower petal is in your nose.
I can't do it after all.
Then, a kind Raccoon dog uncle who happened to be nearby called out for help.
I don't know!
Raccoon dog uncle, is there only one person?
Yes, is there only one person?
Instead of his brother, Raccoon dog uncle put the flower petal in his own nose and made Yuto laugh.
Please!
(Laugh)
Oooooh!
(Laugh)
I can't see.
This hurts.
I know it hurts.
Your hands too.
(Laugh)
Yeaaaahhh!
(Laugh)
(Baby crying)
What are you doing?
Are you trying to break my show?
(Laugh)
Oh, I'm surprised.
Wait a minute.
Well, I was told not to make you laugh.
What are you doing?
No.
Pick it up properly.
What are you doing with this show?
Are you okay?
She's crying a lot.
She's crying a lot, brother.
Let's go home.
Who made you cry?
You!
(Laugh)
What were you doing?
Come here.
(Laugh)
Hey.
(Laugh)
Matsumoto, Hanada, Rendo, Mouto.
You're early.
You're early, Matsumoto.
We're not ready.
We're not ready at all.
We can't get away from them.
Okay.
Get them.
Okay.
Take it.
What are you doing?
Yes, we know.
We know.
What are you doing?
I'll beat you up.
Kasumoto, Hamada, Ondo, Houto...
Burn! Burn! Burn! Burn!
Alright, say your names one more time!
My name is...
What?!
Tsukitei...
Hosei!
Matsumoto, Hanada, Endo, Hanaka, out!
It was so heavy!
Yeah, it was.
It was so heavy.
Yeah, it was.
Get up!
You, get up!
Shake, shake!
Oh, sorry.
It's out of alignment.
Matsumoto, Hanada, Endo, Hanaka, out!
Yeah, it was.
In this great escape,
along with their fatigue,
the strongest laughable citizens in history
are five years late!
It's not that way.
It's this way. It's this bus.
It's this way.
Come on.
No, no, no.
Let's stop it.
Let's not do it like that in casting!
No, no, no, no.
Let's not do it like that in casting!
Oh, I'm sorry for being late!
Matsumoto, Hanada, Hosei, Hanaka, out!
I thought it was a real person.
As a result of going to the hospital in a hurry...
I'm afraid of that muscular idiot's stoic nature.
It's me.
It's me, Sasaki!
Are you kidding me?!
So this is what happened!
Everyone out!
That was so close!
Everyone out!
If only I could carry you once...
Everyone out!
Of course!
This man has appeared in this year's "Don't Laugh" as well!
How will Hosei's fate be?!
Bring it on!
Everyone out!
"Never Laugh At All" premieres on New Year's Eve at 6:30 p.m.!
Before we start, I'd like to ask you a question.
Hamada-san, in your comments after the show, you wrote that you were in trouble.
What did you say about it?
While there were various people there, I got out of certain parts of the show.
I don't want to get involved again.
Well, you know...
Matsumoto-san was frying some fat.
That's right! I was really frying some fat.
Most of us were like, "Are you okay?"
But Maruhi-no-kata was like, "Go!"
She's a great person who can do that.
She's quite a painful person.
I don't want to see her again.
Never Laugh At All
A special guest who is feared by downtown residents joins us for that special project!
Are you serious?!
To rescue captured Matsumoto, they work hard with their members!
Let's start!
There it is!
All of a sudden?!
Okay, okay, okay!
Hamada-san!
Okay, Hamada-san!
There it is!
Hey!
Hamada-san!
I'm not a demon.
I can still fight like this.
Ready, set, go!
To this project, which the members vote as the most severe,
what kind of drama will be born in this year's "Great Escape"?
And how will Matsumoto's fate be taken care of?
On New Year's Eve, the dark idol of "Hell's Game"
I don't know what you're talking about!
That's cruel.
I see, as I thought.
Great Escape
"Great Escape", which you must not laugh at,
airs on New Year's Eve at 6:30 p.m.!
We'd like to take questions from the reporters.
If you have any questions for the reporters, please raise your hand.
Let's start with the man in the back.
I'm Ukina of "News Every".
Thank you for having me.
This is my ninth year.
Next year, you'll have ten commemorative shows.
Have you thought about it?
I don't know about the ninth show.
I don't have any plans for the tenth show.
Is there anything you'd like to do?
Anything I'd like to do?
I've never said I'd like to do it.
It's more like you don't want to do it.
I say it every year.
I want to release a hit song and escape into the dark.
I've been thinking about it for a long time.
If you don't release it, you won't get a hit song.
Of course.
Newcomers' Training Room
Every year, there are many laughter traps set up in "Newcomers' Training Room".
The five people who suffered the most in the previous "Earth Defense Force"
is Hamada's second Ultra Monster, M-15!
Damn it! How many times do I have to tell you?!
Once this show is over, it's going to be very popular.
But is it for sale?
I think it's a great search word, this "m-ichigo".
But if you think about it, isn't "m-ichigo" amazing?
"m-ichigo"...
It's like "masatoshi".
It's like "masatoshi-ichigo".
It's just too good.
It just happened.
Didn't we know about it?
But it's like "m-ichigo".
It's like "m-ichigo".
That's right.
I see how much your dad and mom like it and bought it.
Renzo, out!
I wish I could be like him.
He bought it from "m-ichigo".
What are you doing?!
Out!
What are you doing?!
He bought it from "m-ichigo".
"masatoshi-ichigo".
This is when you were a baby, right?
This is when you were a baby.
"m-ichigo" is weak.
"m-ichigo"...
I can see how much you've grown.
This is when you were born, right?
This is when you were born.
Renzo, Tanaka, Kosei, out!
He's five years old.
What's the picture of when you were born?
This is it.
This is it, right?
"m-ichigo" is a homework.
The picture is not bad at all.
- Hamada. - The picture is terrible.
- Yes, it is.
- The picture is terrible. - It's not bad.
It's not bad. It's not bad.
Ouch, ouch, ouch.
Even with that picture, Hamada really could have gotten a driver's license.
End. Out.
I'm hungry. Help me, you.
Can you do it?
No, I think I can do it.
- The driver told you to take off your glasses. - Even if I take them off, I think I can do it.
- Absolutely. - No, I don't think I can do it in the daytime.
But if it's a little dim, the police officer will come and give me a light.
Ah, thank you for your hard work.
- No way. - No way.
- This is too good. - No, it's really possible.
- No way. - No way.
- This is not a joke. - Ouch, ouch.
Ah, I'm sorry. I'm sorry for being so soft.
I'm sorry for being so soft.
When I passed a tunnel in the middle of the night, I said "I'm sorry for being so soft."
"What?" But I still said "thank you."
But you have to check your driver's license.
When I heard that, I didn't say "thank you" at all.
It's funny. He's so kind.
Uro-san, you shouldn't say that.
Wait a minute.
It's a very precious link.
Wow!
Wait a minute.
It's amazing!
Amazon!
I really appreciate it.
Matsumoto! Tanaka! Hosei!
Thank you very much!
This is a photo.
I wanted to bring a camera.
Could you please sit down?
Wow!
Hosei, you're out!
Are you serious?
I'm serious!
Hey!
Excuse me, could you please do it again?
This photo was taken around 4 o'clock.
Wow!
But it doesn't look like a family photo.
Yes, it doesn't.
My wife is my mother.
It's amazing.
It's like I was born and raised by my father.
Matsumoto! Hosei! Endo! Tanaka!
You're out!
Is it because of that?
It's so obvious!
Even in this episode of "Don't Laugh, Get Out",
there are many ways to make 5 people laugh in the training room.
On New Year's Eve, everything will be revealed!
This is terrible!
Wow!
I knew it.
"Don't Laugh, Get Out" airs on New Year's Eve at 6:30 p.m.
I'm Daily Sports. Nice to meet you.
The competition against Kohaku is increasing every year.
Are you confident that you can beat even your biggest rivals?
Well...
Mr. Hamada said it in the dressing room.
Is it because of that?
Is it?
I'd like to know.
You're weird!
You said something like "isn't it an eye?"
Isn't it an eye?
Amazing.
I knew it.
Right.
You must not laugh.
Big laugh 24 hours.
Every year, every year.
Five people will challenge.
Laugh prison.
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