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Youkai training, part one, wheeze!
That's amazing!
Yamazaki is laughing so hard!
Everyone, thank you for your hard work for the past year!
You have been selected for 17 years in a row!
Former downtown manager, Fujiwara Hiroshi!
Also known as Yoshimoto's self-proclaimed "Fujiwanyan"!
Most of them are Youkai, though!
Today, we will present you with an interesting VTR of "Gaki no Tsukai"!
It's really funny!
Thank you!
Every year!
Thank you!
17 years!
Yamazaki is laughing so hard!
Thank you!
That was great!
Thank you!
It's really funny!
This year, we had a variety of D.O. videos, but...
Matsumoto-san's "Wakibara Itami"...
No, "Waki"...
I'm sorry!
I've been doing this for 17 years, so...
Please read it!
I can't help but read it!
Including Matsumoto-san's pain in the stomach...
Pain in the stomach?
What's with the pain in the stomach?
It's like you're in a Chinese restaurant!
What's with the pain in the stomach?
Matsumoto-san's hallway is getting better and better...
I can see it on the camera, but it's okay.
He's starting to feel sick.
Is everyone okay?
I'm sorry, I can't understand the question.
Including Matsumoto-san's pain in the stomach...
Pain in the stomach?
Yes, Kamada-san's pain in the stomach...
Also, Hosei-san's eye problems...
In the hallway, it's getting better and better...
Kamada's pain in the stomach...
Yes, I'm sorry!
Matsumoto-san's pain in the stomach...
Stop it!
Matsumoto-san's pain in the stomach...
Please read it!
It was cute, but it's so scary now!
Now, I'd like to announce the "Most Interesting VTR Best 10" of 2014!
First, let's watch from 10th to 5th!
10th place is...
Can't Stop, Can't Stop!
For one minute, you have to keep moving without stopping!
They face off against each other, but...
Yes!
All of the members, students over 40 years of age, immediately lose their stamina.
And...
All of them participate in a group battle!
With little energy left, he tried his best, but...
Here's the result!
The result is a complete defeat!
- Matsumoto-san! - Yes?
How was it today?
Well... Revenge...
Revenge?!
- That's right! - That's right!
Our Hamada Unit Leader is one minute away!
Why?!
Come on!
Due to Matsumoto's recklessness, it's Hamada's third attempt!
It's not moving!
- But it's moving! - No, no, it's moving!
It's flying in the animation!
Leader!
No! No! No!
No!
It's flying!
It's flying! It's flying!
- It's flying! - It's flying!
- Come on! - Come on!
Come on, Leader!
They fought their way past their limits in the revenge match!
However, the result is...
We're losing... We're losing...
We can't win...
In 9th place, free-spirited man Toshi-chan's karta battle!
Mouth shut! I will never do it!
I see...
After you grow up! After you grow up!
First of all, after you grow up!
Yes, yes...
Yes, Hamada-kun!
Yes! Thank you!
This is Toshi-chan's policy.
If you keep your mouth shut...
I have a little more singing ability...
Have you never done it before? Not even once?
Not even once!
But you danced so much and you really sang that song?
That's amazing!
I say it over and over again...
No, but Toshi-chan, even if you say it now, it was a year ago...
When you did the medley with Heihei...
It was really cool!
It was amazing! Really!
What are you doing?!
What is this?!
You're wasting my time!
Who called you?!
What is this?!
I want your hand!
Toshi-chan's self-defense policy!
If you keep your mouth shut, you can't stop going crazy!
What are you doing?!
You're hitting me!
And Hamada also has a devil's hand!
Toshi-chan, you should come out too!
I want to come out too...
I want to come out, but...
The scene of me coming out...
No, I just came out and I'm laughing...
Honestly, I'm really laughing...
That's not good!
I don't know either...
What is this?!
It's my first time seeing it!
You've never seen it before?
You've seen it before?!
Yes, I've seen it a lot of times!
Family's decided!
Everyone's watching!
Family's decided!
Cool!
I'm giving you my opinion!
Mama's...
I'll show you who I am!
In 8th place...
The members challenged themselves to a serious crying performance.
"Wear it until you cry" Hototogisu Championship.
While the members can't shed tears...
This man will show his willpower!
Dad...
Thank you for raising me so preciously until today.
I'm sorry for being selfish and worrying about you all this time.
I was really happy to be born to a father and a mother's child.
Until today...
Thank you so much.
I'll send you a picture!
Shut up, you idiot!
Thank you!
Next up is Matsumoto's challenge!
Matsumoto-san, you were like that!
What's wrong?
You got divorced and...
It's hard for you to see each other.
Isn't it like that?
It's a pattern that starts from the face.
But it's hard to see because of the collar.
He's wearing a collar.
But it's coming a little.
It's coming!
Can you do it with this first shot?
You can do it with this first shot.
I can't do it with this first shot.
You can do it!
It's coming!
That's amazing!
He's going to go crazy!
He's saying it to everyone.
In 7th place,
Licensed Fujiwara who got married this year
came to downtown with his wife, Yamaguchi Misa- san,
for a wedding celebration request!
I, licensed Fujiwara,
will do a manzai performance with downtown-san today!
Fujiwara's dream has come true!
A manzai performance with downtown-san!
Downtown and...
I'm Fujiwara! Nice to meet you!
I have only one request for a manzai performance like this.
There's no honorifics during a manzai performance, right?
I see.
So, for today's timing,
is it okay for me to use honorifics?
Well, well, well...
Of course!
Thank you, Hamada!
All of a sudden!
Thank you!
Don't mention it!
Thank you for today!
Thank you!
I'm happy!
I'm very happy!
Hamada's father helped me.
I'm not his father!
Thank you for that!
Hamada and the fight scene!
In this tension, I think there's a tendency for tension to melt away.
Thank you very much!
Let's do it!
Please!
What is it?
We finally found it
Fujiwara kun, this is what we were looking for
Who's walking gorilla in Japan?
It's a female
Shut up
Matsuhoji pine
It's original?
This is the best one
What is it?
I don't think so
I don't think so at all
I don't think so
6th place is the one that was on the guest's wish list
The kids will buy it and give it away
Konnan likes it
This time, we will show you the jackets that Matsumoto and his team will wear for the first time
First, Hosei will show us his jacket
You are wearing it
Right?
You look like you are wearing it
This is Frankenstein's jacket
Next is Endo
I don't like this one
It doesn't fit you at all
It doesn't fit me at all
It doesn't fit you at all
It doesn't fit me at all
Next is Tanaka
That's right, Tanaka
There you go
I like this one too
Oh, you know it
That's what it is
Lastly, it's your partner, Hamada
I think Matsumoto, who wears it in winter, would like to see it too
I'm looking forward to it
But it's a little Meisai-style
After all, it's only Sayama-chan who wears it often
Huh?
It's not bad
Seriously, it's not bad
Hey, Hama-chan, is it okay?
In other words, a mouth-opening boom
Night's mouth-opening hit studio
The fifth is a plan to bring in a guitar
That famous song will win with a mouth-opening
Night's mouth-opening hit studio
I'm going crazy
You're an idol in the 80's
It's not bad at all
You're an old man
It's a little late
Hey, you're good
It's not bad at all
And he showed an overwhelming performance
This man
It was a shock
That's amazing!
Don't do it!
You lost!
That was great!
That was amazing!
That was wonderful!
You kind of look like Kameda brothers' Gina.
Is that so?
No, it's Daiki.
Daiki?
It's Daiki.
That's right.
It's similar, isn't it?
The borderline of shimoneta is around here.
Was it this year?
Poop is funny, too.
Poop is funny because it sticks here.
But you shouldn't eat it.
The fourth place is a 24-hour long interview commemorating the 46th anniversary of Tsukitei Hosei's birth.
It's a project that talks about Hosei's 46 years of life.
Have you ever been self-judged?
15 and a half hours from the beginning.
The topic of the interview is "memory stories" that Hosei saved when he transferred to Rakugo.
If Hosei does something, I'll quit.
Do you think so?
I went to a comedy school and learned about Kameda brothers and Rakugo there.
This is terrible!
I'm not saying it's responsive.
Whoa!
Hosei!
- I slept while listening to Master's story. - You're kidding me!
- Master Hatto has such feelings for you. - Don't touch me!
Hosei, say it louder.
Get dressed, you bastards!
I'm not wearing anything, so don't come in!
- Yeah, right. - Okay.
3rd place is "Those who have been pranked must be cut off during the "Machibura" location tour".
Can you cut me off?
This man showed a wonderful cut off in a crowded shopping district.
What the hell are you doing?
Who did this stupid thing?
What's this?
Booboo cushion?
Who did this?
Who else?
I'm sorry.
Who did this?
Booboo cushion?
Did you put it in your mouth?
Booboo cushion?
Are you kidding me?
Hey!
I was so embarrassed.
Shut up!
Hey!
I was so embarrassed.
Booboo cushion?
What the hell is this?
This is tough.
I'm sorry.
Applause!
Nice cut off!
Hot-blooded!
The second place goes to Hamada School's hot- blooded Hamada School, where Hamada School's love is blazing hot!
This program teaches Hamada School's students hot- blooded with Hamada School's public interest!
Hot-blooded Hamada School!
In addition, in midsummer on a sandy beach, they held a writing class!
And here, they also held their favorite part, where they can't stop dancing!
The two people who made the headmaster happy the most were Fujiwara and Hamada!
Yes! Yes!
That's good! That's a new thing!
Move! Move! Move!
That's a western vocabulary!
Look at that!
That's a favorite vocabulary!
That's amazing!
Amazing!
Anna said it too! Anna said it too!
Amazing!
Do you normally say such a rude thing from here?
I think we should make Hamada School too cool.
Yes!
We want to mature it.
We want to do it half-heartedly.
These guys are just too much!
If we talk about Hamada School, all of us will get angry.
We'll look down and say "Shut up!"
We'll say "Shut up!"
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In first place is...
In second place is...
A nice food reporter who competes for the food report ability of a veteran entertainer is...
"Oreta Championship"!
Watching the five people's food report VTRs, this project will decide who is the number one food reporter using kids!
Oh, it smells good!
This cheese, this stickiness, this...
Ah, it's delicious!
While the food report expert Hosei Endo and Tanaka are working on the report...
Hamada, who has 32 years of experience, challenges a beef hamburger!
Shall we listen to the sound?
Look, look!
Shall we listen to the sound?
This is important!
What?
Look!
It's hot!
It's okay!
What are you doing?
Look, look!
I don't need this!
Wow, this is amazing!
It's hotter than my ass!
It's really bad, isn't it?
It's tender
It was really good
I'm scared
Next, Matsumoto's beef curry report
It was terrible, wasn't it?
No, it wasn't terrible at all
Hello, everyone
Well, I'd like to go to this famous restaurant in Jinbocho
I don't eat very well, but I'd like to eat well
Matsumoto is waiting for curry after ordering
However, curry doesn't come easily because the shops are crowded
I asked for your recommendation, so I'd like you to come out quickly
Finally, Matsumoto got beef curry he ordered
Matsumoto started reporting immediately, but...
He got a problem right away
The thickness of curry is made from wheat flour, isn't it?
If you don't use wheat flour well, you can't get this thickness
Do you have a problem with it?
No, I don't
Matsumoto keeps asking unclear questions, so the owner can't get a chance to talk
Can I have some potatoes?
Yes.
It's so hot.
You always steam hot food.
How many times do you steam?
30 times or 30 servings.
I don't feel like eating.
It doesn't look like curry at all.
What is this?
It doesn't look like it's been improved at all.
The staff looks at it like that.
The reason why we don't put potatoes in it is because we don't know what it means.
You don't tell me that at all.
No, Matsumoto-san told me.
Of course.
You only sweat.
You sweat a lot.
Do you like meat?
We use French demiglace sauce for meat.
We simmer meat and make our curry.
It's rare to see demiglace sauce in it, isn't it?
There is no demiglace sauce in it.
Can I go home?
In the end, Matsumoto left the store without being able to report anything.
That's true.
The report is interesting.
I want to see a different version of it.
You guys showed me properly.
I don't think I said such a good thing.
I'm telling you properly.
Let's do it again.
How about a farmhouse?
A farmhouse.
A house.
A report.
A person's house.
It stinks, so I don't like it.
I don't like it.
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