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In the first episode of "What Are You Using?"
One comedian, Hichiheng!
I can hear you.
Stop it. What do you know?
What do you know about me?
What do you know?
I did "wakiwaki" today. It hurts.
I'm in a bad condition today.
I'm not in a condition to laugh.
What are you doing?
I'll fix it until I can't laugh.
Of course.
I'll fix it a little more.
I'll fix it.
It's unusual of you.
I've never seen you like this.
You look like this when you're alone.
You look like this.
I do, but...
Today's star, comedian Hichiheng!
Thank you for having me.
You're here.
Can you finish it when you're in good condition?
I'm not good at it.
Are you okay?
It's not like I can suppress my laughter.
You're not like a person who gets discouraged.
Yes, he's not like a comedian.
He's actually like this.
You're not in the top or not in the bottom when you look for the top.
What do you think of this guy?
The day before, he's always nervous, can't sleep, has questions.
There are many types of people.
It's not about the day before.
I've been doing other people's work for a week.
It's all about this.
But so far, his face is the calmest.
Oh, really?
The one I've done so far was hard to teach.
What are you going to do about it?
It's mentioned in "Fujiwara-kai"
What is "fujiwara-kai"?
It's a game where you do whatever you want with us.
Fujiwara-kai!
That's red!
I did it with Fujiwara-kai.
I got a very hot email from Fujiwara-kai the next day.
I thanked him.
I ignored it and did it.
Please give it back.
It was hot.
Ignoring is the best.
It's not good.
If you say it, it will come more and more.
I want to drink it in a cool place.
It's not a collaboration with Yone Light anymore.
It was tough.
It didn't come at all.
It was very cold.
Only my voice was echoing.
It's not like that.
I'm a little nervous because it's my first time doing seven changes.
Thank you.
Can I do it well?
Please.
There is a story.
It's not like that.
It's not funny.
It depends on what you want to do.
It's hard to say.
What should I do?
It's hard.
It's hard to say.
It's still young.
It's already 40 years old.
It's still young.
It's here.
Oh, I forgot.
Oh, no.
Oh, I'm sorry. Please continue.
I forgot.
Damn it.
Yeah, so...
We know each other even though we're young.
Even though we're young.
But we've been dating for 40 years.
It's been a while, but we know each other.
We know each other.
Of course we do.
Yeah.
Oh, here it is.
Is it going to be split in two now?
Can you give me one of each? I'm sorry.
Thank goodness!
Please continue.
Thank goodness!
Mr. Mazunori, that was close!
Mr. Mazunori, you didn't get hurt, did you?
You didn't get hit with your hand, did you?
No, no, no, no...
Hey, you know what?
You know, you hit Mr. Takeshi a little too hard.
Mr. Takeshi, you did damage to him.
You hit him with your whole body, but it didn't work out.
That's a relief!
Are you still okay with Mr. Mazunori's save?
Well, it was really useless.
I know, I know.
But compared to everyone else, Mr. Mazunori's save is...
Well, yeah.
Well, okay, but...
Okay, but...
Um...
I don't want you to do ecological imitations anymore.
We haven't decided yet, have we?
The rules...
Can you do it as soon as possible?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
It's taking a lot of time.
Let me do it first.
Leave it to me!
I'm sorry.
But I'm not doing it today.
You're not?
Yeah.
Hey, what's with you?
Come on!
Hey, get out of here!
Sit down!
Hey!
What's with you?
Shut up and sit down quietly!
Did you think you could do something like this?!
It doesn't matter.
We're graduating today.
I'm going to make you pay for all the love you've given me!
Stop it.
Hey!
Come on!
Huh?!
Hey!
Stop it!
What's with you?!
Hey!
Stop it!
Hey, Niukei.
Show him your underwear.
Stop it.
I'm not scared of you!
Hey!
Well, I'll show you what I can do!
Good! Good!
What are you doing doing that?!
Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Damn it! Stop it! Stop it!
Damn it!
I'll blow you up!
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
Shut up! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
By the way, Endo...
You look jealous.
No, no, no.
You looked like this when you were in Chikumi.
No, I'm sorry.
Yeah.
You looked like you were in a good mood.
I'm getting excited.
I'm getting excited because you're laughing.
Everyone's laughing at you.
You're the only one who looks like this.
The frequency was a little different, but...
You looked like you were in a good mood.
I don't know what "chikishou" means.
"Chikishou", right?
That's right.
What is "chikishou"?
Chikishou
Thank you for your hard work.
This is garlic I got in the countryside.
If you like, please take one or two as a souvenir.
What are you going to do for the next project?
You like watching pranks, don't you?
Well...
It's kind of rude, but...
But those pranks are interesting.
Well...
Don't you have any?
Well...
I've been getting a lot of complaints lately.
I see.
The number of complaints is decreasing.
I can't help it.
It's tough, isn't it?
What song is it?
(sniffing)
(sighing)
(sniffing)
Is this some kind of cooking show?
(sniffing)
Hey you!
Don't you know how to cook?
(sniffing)
(crunching)
(grunting)
(slap)
(grunting)
(slap)
Whoa!
You're up against a wall.
(grunting)
(gagging)
(burping)
- You're eating that?! - Whoa!
- You're eating it?! - That's crazy!
- Whoa! - You're eating it?!
- Are you okay? - That's hilarious!
- Are you okay?! - That's hilarious!
- You're disgusting! - That's gross!
- That's disgusting!
>> It was harder than I thought it would be.
>> I think so, too.
>> You were going to be a little more persistent, weren't you?
>> I think so.
>> Get him!
>> No, no, please!
>> Shut up!
>> Are you for real?!
>> Get him!
>> No, please!
Are you for real?!
>> We've already graduated.
>> So we're going to take a piss of everything you've come out of us!
>> We're going to take a piss of everything you've come out of us!
>> I have an idea.
>> Show him your pants.
>> Okay.
>> No.
>> No!
Yeah!
Hey, you girls, I have one big great idea.
And that's...
Stop...
His...
Ass!
Yeah! Let's do this! Get it! Get it!
Okay! Okay! Okay!
Oh, you...
Okay! Okay!
What was that?
I didn't expect it.
I didn't expect it at all.
Again...
You entered from a legal person's house.
That's right.
You know what I'm saying, don't you, Sharon?
You're right about that.
I'm pissed off.
Thank you for waiting.
Some of you may know me, some of you may not.
Actually, I'm a very thick-skinned person.
So, what do you think?
Would you like to have a match with me?
Now, look at my thick skin.
As you can see,
I used a detachable tape and a string to attach it to this basket.
And now, I'm going to put this plastic bottle in this basket as a weight.
If it comes out, I lose.
If it comes out in the end, I win.
Is it okay?
Okay, I'll help you.
Mr. Nakamura, is it okay for you?
Could you put it in the basket one by one?
Should I put it in the basket?
Yes, please put it in the basket.
Wait a minute.
It's already coming out of the basket.
Isn't it pulled quite a bit?
Yes, go ahead.
Wait a minute.
With my finger...
I'll stab you in the face.
I don't know about the match.
It's a first for us.
It's dangerous.
I can't win.
It's dangerous.
I can't win.
It's dangerous.
I don't know about the match.
It's a first for us.
I can do it.
You can't do it.
You stabbed him in the face.
I'll stab you in the face.
You can do it.
It's a match.
You're so cowardly.
It's a match.
It looks like I lost.
Thank you.
You're so cowardly.
- Thank you for your hard work. - Sure.
- Okay. - Okay.
- Could you check the back, please? - Sure.
How is it? I went with a natural look.
- I think it's good. - Is it okay?
- Yes. - Yes, thank you.
- I'll just check the side. - Yes, please.
- You're pretty angry. - Oh, really?
- You're exhausted. - Well...
It can't be helped.
Wait, wait, wait...
It hurts. It's too strong.
- Too strong? - Yes.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Hey, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Hey, I'm sorry.
Get out of my way!
What's wrong with you?
What's wrong with you? What's going on?
Hey! Wait!
What's going on?
Hey! What the hell are you doing?!
What the hell are you doing?!
What the hell?!
What the hell are you doing?!
What the hell?!
What kind of world is this?
It's messed up.
They didn't clean up at all.
I was wondering if this was included in it.
I was wondering if it was still going on.
I didn't clean up at all.
You're very angry.
I'm not angry at all.
Did you say hello to your family and staff?
That's right.
Did you really come?
Thank you for your help for the first time today.
Finally, I made a song, so please listen to it.
"Matchan Hamachan".
When I was in middle school,
I was into love, basketball, manga and drawing.
On Monday afternoon off,
I imitated Osaka accent which I couldn't get used to.
Oh my god, it's been 20 years since then.
I'm an adult now, but I look like a kid now.
Matchan Hamachan, will you smile for me?
I can only put out a firefly or cut my hair.
Matchan Hamachan, will you smile for me?
I can only put out a hundred of your laughter.
Matchan Hamachan, will you smile for me?
Matchan Hamachan, my beloved Matchan Hamachan!
Matchan Hamachan, will you smile for me?
I can only put out a firefly or cut my hair.
Matchan Hamachan, will you smile for me?
I can only put out a hundred of your laughter.
Matchan Hamachan, I love you!
I love you! Laugh with me!
Thank you very much!
What's up with you? You can't do like that!
Cut!
It's good!
What's up with you?
That's all!
Thank you for your hard work!
Number 4!
That means...
It's here!
Aranisi! Aranisi!
Number 9!
Number 9 is in Thailand!
You're amazing!
You're really...
You were explosive!
What?
I'm sorry, but I'm overwhelmed with emotions at the end.
You didn't act at all at the end!
I'm sorry for making you feel overwhelmed.
Is my hair okay?
It's not okay.
This is really my job, but...
My daughter's entrance exam is next week.
What's up with you?
You're really good at this!
Can I have an interview with you?
You can't do like that!
Maccha Maccha, will you laugh with me?
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