AISubs v3.5
Tonight, from downtown, a surprise present has arrived for a certain entertainer.
- It's really touching, right? - Yes.
- It's very touching. - Why is that?
- Well, from now on... - No, no, you're already...
- Hey, hey, hey! - Yeah?
- Why are you getting worked up? - Well, you know!
- It's true, you're already... - It's true!
- Really? - Congratulations!
- It's really, really touching, I'm sorry. - It's really touching, this is really touching.
I'm sure you've heard of it from time to time, but I'd like you to tell us about it.
I'm sorry, but we successfully held a wedding on the 26th of last month.
Thank you!
But it's not enough for you to know only the information, so we'd like you to tell us about your marriage.
- Should we do that? - Yes.
- I'm calling my wife. - Your wife?
- Misa! - M-m-m-m-m-misa?
- What's wrong with you? - What's wrong with you?
- I'm Misa Yamaguchi. My husband always takes care of me. - I see.
- I'll introduce you. - You usually wear a pin microphone, don't you?
- Yes. - I'm sorry, but what's your wife like?
- She's been doing it since she was three years old. - Yes.
- She's very energetic. - Yes, she goes to the same family's table.
- Shiro Ito's wife is also amazing. - Hey!
- I'm sorry. - What's wrong with you? - I'm sorry, but your wife is amazing.
- Yes. - Please stop it.
- Today, we're going to show you our wedding ceremony. - No, please show us!
- No, it's fine. - Please watch it.
- "True Love Story". - It's in the picture.
- Shindo Fujiwara Kazuhiro.
September 1977. Born in Ikomashi, Nara Prefecture.
Kazuhiro-san was interested in comedy when he was a kid.
When he was in junior high school, he watched "downtown" and fell in love with it.
On the other hand, in karate, which he was doing as a club, he won first place in a martial arts competition in high school.
He was selected as one of the top 16 in the country.
His future is uncertain.
He also got an offer from a university.
However, what Kazuhiro-san really wanted to do was comedy.
However, when they decided to hold a family meeting to decide their paths,
Mother Masako-san and younger brother Yusuke-san were against it.
They didn't even take a step forward.
Almost two hours passed.
Until then, father Nobuharu-san, who didn't say a word...
I've raised you for 18 years, but you're...
NOT INTERESTING!
That's right.
He's a strange father.
Even so, Kazuhiro-san couldn't give up his dream of going downtown and his path of comedy.
After graduating high school, he joined Mr. Inomoto and Mr. Yoshimoto Industries and formed a big company.
He took the first step as an entertainer.
Simp Yabaguchi Misa
In September 1984, Misa-san made her debut in Katsushika Ward, Tokyo.
When she was little, she loved to sit on her father Hideo-san's lap and have his hair dried after taking a bath.
At the age of three, Misa-san started her entertainment career as a child actor.
And at the age of twelve, she passed the audition for a supporting role in "Ito-ke no Shokutaku".
Misa-san and Kazuhiro-san are teenagers now, 14 years old.
They happened to meet at "Ito-ke no Shokutaku" last year.
Kazuhiro-san and Kazuhiro-san met for the first time in a project to show young entertainers their hidden talents.
What was Misa-san's first impression of Kazuhiro- san at the time?
I thought, "Wow, there's such a cool entertainer."
But at the time, I really liked Shampoo Hat's "Koi de Mizu-san" the most.
Those two met for the first time in January 2012, 12 years after their first meeting.
They met again at a cafe in Omotesando.
Misa-san was having a meal party with her friends here.
And then...
Sorry for being late.
Kazuhiro-san, who was called by a common friend, appeared there.
After having a meal together, they exchanged contacts with each other's friends.
That's how they started dating.
After that, things went well.
On September 27, 2013...
Today is Misa-san's birthday.
At the cafe where they met again, Kazuhiro-san gave her a surprise.
Let's get married.
It was a sudden proposal.
However, Misa-san...
Oh, nice to meet you.
Kazuhiro-san didn't react as much as she expected.
On that day, she called her mother, Akimi-san and reported her marriage.
Hello, Mom?
Just now...
Kazuhiro-san proposed me.
I'm glad for you, Misa.
And then...
Misa-san was overwhelmed by her mother's kind words and cried unexpectedly.
And on January 30th of this year...
On the day of their wedding anniversary, they got married.
On September 26th of this year...
They held their wedding ceremony and celebrated their marriage.
I realized that I was supported by so many people in this world.
Thank you very much.
That's all I could say.
Please continue to support me.
- Good luck! - Good luck!
- So, this is the main topic, right? - That's right!
Actually, I have a dream that I would like you to grant me when we get married.
- That's what we're saying. - Yes.
- That's what we've been saying since the beginning. - Yes, that's right.
- Since you know about it... - Yes.
I, Fujihara Daisetsu, and Downtown will have a manzai party with you three!
- Wow! - Wow!
- Are you serious about it? - Yes, for the past three weeks.
- Are you serious about it? - Yes, for the past three weeks!
- Excuse me! - Excuse us!
- We've only just come back! - Excuse us!
- Wow, you're... - Wow, you're serious about it!
That's for real! It's been a while since I came back!
- Isn't this enough of aflanger? - Wait, wait!
Higher, higher!
- Isn't this more miałiaiaiaiaiaiaia? - Higher, please!
- Isn't this more miaoliaioioioioio? - Lower, please!
- Good luck, both of you! - Yes, please!
- We aren't married yet! - Weren't you just asking us that?!
To pick up what they've talked about, the three of them head inside.
Oh, I see.
Immediately, Fujiwara checks the manzai script he wrote.
It's really long, isn't it?
Yes.
Surprisingly, I don't know about three-person manzai.
I've already bought it.
Please read it carefully.
It's hard for me to remember.
Manzai script is easy to remember if it's interesting.
If it's not interesting, you can't remember it even if you buy it.
I can't remember it.
I'm sorry.
I can't remember it.
I can see it clearly.
You haven't read it yet, have you?
You just saw it.
Let's read it.
I don't think we should read it once, but read it all together.
It's hard for me to read it all by myself.
Finally, the story meeting to make Fujiwara's dream come true has begun.
Will it be?
Please look forward to it.
Fujiwara's dream is to do manzai with three people in downtown.
The story meeting to make this dream come true has begun.
Hello.
I'm Fujiwara of downtown.
Nice to meet you.
What does "manzai" mean and what does "honorifics" mean?
Can you use honorifics only for today?
I don't know.
Hello.
Wow, thank you, Hamada.
All of a sudden.
Thank you for a year.
Welcome to downtown.
Wow, thank you, Hamada.
All of a sudden.
I don't feel anything for you saying "thank you for a year".
Welcome to downtown.
I don't feel it.
Really?
You can answer it.
I can't answer it.
I'm not interested in that.
You say "thank you for a year".
I'm waiting for you to say "thank you for a year".
Are you okay?
"Thank you for a year" is a character that doesn't care about it.
In short, it's not good.
What?
I'm sorry, but is it okay for me to say "thank you for a year"?
You said "thank you for a year" to Fujiwara who joined you today.
For this day, downtown is anxious about Fujiwara's script.
Ten minutes later, what did downtown think of Fujiwara's script?
It's long.
I don't know it at all.
It's long.
It's complicated.
After you say "thank you for a year", you say "thank you for a year" again.
I can't see it at all.
What kind of manzai will it be?
On the other hand, the five people who are looking forward to watching the manzai of the three are...
When I was putting together the stories, my voice was leaking.
When I listened to it, Hamada-san's laughing voice kept going "hahaha" all the time.
So I thought Hamada-san was getting excited.
Even though you said it so much?
It's been decades since we've done a manzai with three or four microphones.
That's right.
It's getting more and more fun.
I see.
I don't like it. I think it's just a show.
Really?
So I think you'll do a manzai with all your might after this.
Really? That's amazing.
I'm looking forward to it.
What's more is...
The behind-the-scenes story of the recording where Fujiwara fell into the water and Hamada wore a bandage.
It was amazing even after I came back.
What happened after you came back?
I couldn't come into my own apartment.
I went to pick you up and went downstairs.
You said you wanted to sleep, so I was getting ready to sleep.
When I woke up, you said you'd let me sleep because you came back in such a good mood, and you got angry.
What's with you?
I thought you'd finally sleep, so I was relieved.
The next day...
I don't remember what happened the day before at all.
So I called you out of nowhere.
Of course, there are people who can't come out because of their inconvenience.
So I thought you might call me back.
You didn't even take a shower for me.
Even though you stink.
I'm sorry for you.
What's wrong with you?
It's been 30 minutes since the story meeting began.
The three of them were fixing the comic script written by Fujiwara.
I don't know about this, but...
In a panic...
Fujiwara said...
Please press your teeth.
Yes.
Fujiwara and I panicked and said, "What are you going to do if you panic?"
When the three of us were doing it like this, I said, "I don't think so!"
I said, "I don't think so at all!" and said, "Matsumuji parade."
Since it's Fujiwara's dream, it's been tough since "downtown."
The hard work Fujiwara has put in makes it even tougher.
Matsumuji parade.
- How is it? Is it good? - Yes, it's good.
Is there really a parade?
Why are you laughing?
I don't know what a parade is.
- Is it good? - Yes.
- Is it real? - Yes.
And an hour passed.
After standing practice, the three of them changed into costumes for the actual performance.
I feel like I'm going to eat wood for my first script reading.
After this, it's finally time for the actual performance!
Soon, the dream of Fujiwara will come true.
Everyone, it seems like the three of you have finished talking.
How do you feel, Misa-san?
I'm looking forward to it!
I'm more nervous than I thought. My hands are cold!
You're nervous, but how about you, Kokoro-san?
Not only the tension, but also the time we spent talking...
I feel like you're really serious about this, too, Downtowner-san.
No, I'm serious. It's been an hour and a half.
Yes, it's been an hour and a half.
We're sitting here because it's about to start,
and you're telling us jokes with your sleeves again!
For Fujiwara's dream, the three of them continue practicing until the very end of the performance.
We're really serious about this!
I'm really scared.
We'd like you to see it!
Here we go!
Fujiwara and Downtowner-san's "Trio Manzai"!
Here we go!
Fujiwara and Downtowner-san's "Trio Manzai"!
Here we go!
Downtowner and...
Fujiwara! Nice to meet you!
Thank you so much!
I didn't think we'd be able to do a manzai together like this!
Well, well, well...
Our dream came true!
I'm glad we got married, right?
Well, well, well...
Since we're doing manzai like this, I have one request.
Well, well, well...
There's no honorifics in manzai, right?
Oh, I see.
So, for today's timing, is it okay for me to say it out loud?
Well, well, well...
Of course!
Thank you, Hamada!
That was sudden!
Thank you!
Don't mention it!
Thank you so much!
Nice to meet you!
Thank you!
I'm so happy! I'm so happy!
So, why don't we start with a self-introduction like in manzai?
I don't need a self-introduction!
Why not?!
It's because you're popular!
No, no, no.
I'm not popular!
I don't have any fame compared to you two!
No, no, no.
No matter where you are in Japan, I won't let you show your faces!
No, no, no.
That's not fair!
I get it.
If you two do a self-introduction together, my fame will go up!
No, no, no.
Will I be popular? No, I won't!
I get it!
I want to do it with rhythm.
With rhythm?
Yes, yes, yes.
My name is Matsumoto.
Let's do it from here.
Ah, I see.
In order.
One, two, three, four!
My name is Matsumoto!
My name is Honyarara!
Honyarara?!
You have to say it properly!
Ah, I see, I see.
That's right, that's right.
You have to say it properly!
I get it, I get it.
One, two, three, four!
My name is Matsumoto!
Your name is Matsumoto!
I'm telling you to say it!
If you don't say it, it doesn't make sense.
I see, I see.
You have to say it yourself.
Okay!
One, two, three, four!
My name is Matsumoto!
I'm also Matsumoto!
You have to say it!
If you don't introduce yourself properly, it doesn't make sense!
That's right!
One, and two, and three, and four!
That's confusing!
You can't keep up with the rhythm!
Ah, I see.
Just do it normally.
One, two, three, four!
My name is Matsumoto!
Once more for the camera on your right!
My name is Matsumoto!
Once more for the camera on your left!
My name is Matsumoto!
Once more for the camera in front of you!
My name is Matsumoto!
Once more for the audience number 12!
My name is Matsumoto!
Matsumoto for the entire audience!
Matsumoto! Matsumoto! Matsumoto! Matsumoto!
I'm doing it!
I've been doing it for a while now!
You two do it!
I'm nervous!
Of course you are.
I'm nervous about doing a downtown manzai!
I see.
Ah, I got it!
So, in order for this nervousness to melt away,
I'll cooperate with Motoyan's Hamada.
I'm not Motoyan!
I'm grateful for that!
Motoyan's Hamada and Kenga's scene.
I think that in this nervousness, the nervousness will gradually melt away.
I'm grateful for that!
I'm very, very grateful for that!
Let's do it!
I'm counting on you!
Hey!
What are you two looking at?!
Sensei!
You finally found it!
No, Fujiwara-kun!
This is what we've been looking for!
The Japanese walking gorilla!
Who's the Japanese walking gorilla?!
And it's a female!
Shut up!
I'm talking about Kenga's scene!
Kenga's scene, right?
Do it properly!
That's right.
Hey!
Zuzu-chan!
Zuzu-chan! Zuzu-chan! Autumn fashion show!
Next is a party celebrity's colorful jacket style!
You're the star of the party! The model is Masato Shihan!
Is this a fashion show?!
Is this a fight?!
Don't shout so loud! It's cold in here!
I'm begging you!
This is a fight!
Sorry.
Do-Re-Mi-Fa-So-La-Si-Do
A four-year-old Masato Shihan is a mother's servant.
Can you buy me a croquette?
Do-Re-Mi-Fa-So-La-Si-Do
You're my first servant!
I'm telling you this is a fight!
I'm sorry.
You can only hear me!
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'll do it properly.
Do it properly.
I'll do it properly. I'm sorry.
Ta-da-da-dan!
Now, typhoon 30 has landed in Tokyo.
It's in Shinjuku.
Fujiwara-san, how is it?
It's fast! It's Shinjuku's south entrance.
I thought it was a meteor shower and it was typhoon 30, but it passed by earlier and the train started moving!
Leaving only one man behind, everyone is tired of going home!
Why can't I go home alone?!
Wait, Fujiwara-san!
Yes, yes!
Isn't that a Japanese walking gorilla over there?
I'm sick of it!
What is a Japanese walking gorilla?!
I'm sick of it! It's no problem at all!
But thanks to you, I'm less nervous now.
Now?!
Yeah.
I'm glad.
I'm much more relaxed now.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Let's play a game.
A game sounds good.
The three of us want to play a game.
Normally, Matsumoto and I go to school together, but Hamada and I go to school separately.
We can't communicate.
We want to communicate more.
Let's play a game.
Let's do it.
The first game is "Fuji Fuji Party"!
Oh, it's out!
What's going on? Do you know it?
Please show us your faces.
Hmm, which one should I choose?
This one!
I win!
Safe!
What are you doing?
Please show us your faces.
Do you want me to do it, too?
It's dangerous.
Safe!
Please show us your faces.
It's definitely dangerous this time.
I know it.
Safe!
Please show us your faces.
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter at all.
Out!
I don't know anymore!
Out!
Why?!
When?!
I don't know!
What are you doing?!
What are you two doing?!
"Fuji Fuji Party"!
It starts suddenly?!
No, I don't think so.
I don't think so.
I don't think so at all.
What is it?
It's "Fuji Fuji Party"!
It's interesting.
Tell me money!
What is it?
It's a game where you have to announce you money if you stop at a stoplight.
Nobody will say that!
Join us!
Hamada Matsumoto Fujiwara Hamada Matsumoto Fujiwara Hamada Matsumoto Fujiwara Hamada Matsumoto Fujiwara Hamada Matsumoto Fujiwara Hamada Matsumoto Fujiwara
Hamada Hamada Hamada Hamada!
Your own money!
Please pay them
What?!
Pass?
Of course
We won't use it
Don't be cocky
Put down the lever
Gashan!
Hamada Matsumoto Fujiwara Hamada Matsumoto Fujiwara Hamada Matsumoto Fujiwara Hamada Matsumoto Fujiwara Hamada Matsumoto
Your own money
250 thousand
I said
Put down the lever
Gashan!
Matsumoto Matsumoto Matsumoto Matsumoto Matsumoto Matsumoto Matsumoto Matsumoto Matsumoto Matsumoto Matsumoto Matsumoto Matsumoto Matsumoto Matsumoto ...
Come on, come on, come on!
Please take my check.
What do you mean?
Eh?
Shut up! It's a crime against human nature to have a ride on such a horse.
What's that thing? I don't like it!
Hurricane bikes!
Let me introduce this Hurricane bike!
Turn the engine on!
It's as good as monster bikes!
What the hell?
It goes above anyarahclosures, and demands that of monster bikes!
It's easy to get on
When you're in trouble, shout "Hurricane biker"
Hurricane biker
It's so fast
Hurricane biker
All clear!
This is not funny at all!
Even this is not funny!
Beginner?!
There's nothing funny about it!
Amazing!
Thank you!
Thank you! I don't want to do it again! Not funny at all!
There wasn't such a fun game or manzai like this!
Really, is there going to be sales with the three of you in the future?
Fujiwara...
It's possible, right?
That's enough!
Thank you very much!
Amazing!
Wait a minute! What's amazing?!
Let me hear you say it!
That white...
No, no!
Genpon! Look at it!
It's crazy high!
No, it's really high!
You!
What are you trying to do?!
Now that I've done it for the second time, I understand the meaning of the "hama-hama" parade!
No, no!
Now, Fujiwara-san...
Your final words...
Yes! Dantan-san, thank you very much!
I'm really happy to be able to get married and do manzai like this!
Next year, for our one-year anniversary, please support manzai!
Please support it!
We'll see you again!
Thank you very much!
Fujiwara...
It's possible!
One, two...
It's possible!
All clear!
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