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Tonight, we'll deliver one of our kids' favorite projects, the card battle!
Every time, guests of all genres will create their own unique and original cards!
The guests will think of a punishment or a reward, and the five guests will pick up their own cards!
Tonight, we'll deliver one of our kids' favorite projects, the card battle!
First up is this person who brings out a dangerous scent!
This is Matsuko Deluxe, who shows off her existence outside of her project!
Why did Matsuko appear in a card project?
Why did you come here and become a card player?
Well, I'm scared of going once a year.
What do you mean, once a year?
Well, you know...
It's not like you'll get anything.
It's not like I'll get anything.
It's like, you know...
I thought you'd laugh at me.
What is Matsuko Deluxe's best punishment?
Please go skydiving with me.
Go skydiving with you?
I've said this before, but I don't want a lot of people winning.
But that's a card!
What kind of rule is that?
A card doesn't mean anything like that!
Matsuko and Matsuko's Skytree Date in Tokyo begins now!
A card battle!
Here we go.
The producer with an unpleasant life.
I'm the happiest one here.
Why are you so happy?
I'm just happy to be a card.
It's not about the number of cards.
That's not true!
I don't know what's going on!
It's weird for me to act like this.
It's fine, but...
I don't know how to be happy.
What's going on?
It's like this.
It's easy to understand and weird.
At first, everyone thinks it's natural.
It's like a jumping tool.
It disappears in an instant.
Everyone thinks it's natural.
Even if you think it's natural,
if you don't say it and are kind to me,
I'll listen to you for the rest of my life.
If you don't have it in you and are kind to me,
but you're kind of like a leader.
I see.
You're like, "Matsuko-chan," all of a sudden.
No, no. Are you a leader?
Huh? What's that?
I have a category for that.
Huh?
Who are you in the same cupboard with?
- You're asking me? - Where should I open it?
Are you different from Chris?
No, I'm big!
In terms of shelves, you're the same as Chris.
- Oh, Chris and Matsuko. - But among them, Chris is like...
He's like an old Japanese poet.
He's in a little box.
- You're in a box? - Yeah.
- It's complicated. - It's complicated.
- You're in a box? - You're in a box?
Matsuko, which one are you in? Do you want to be in a box?
- Do you want to be in a box? - So I don't have a choice anymore.
- Huh? - Huh?
For example, when I ask Matsuko for a favor,
Matsuko doesn't want me to do anything.
If you say that, what would Matsuko do?
- So I'm asking you for advice. - What do you want me to do?
- I don't want you to do anything. - What do you want me to do?
Do you want me to do it for you?
- Do you want me to do it for you? - No, no, no.
- Do you want me to do it for you? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Do you want me to do it for you? - No, I'll do anything!
I'll do anything!
- Do you want me to do it for you? - No, no, I'll do anything!
Here we go.
"Shibireta" is the location of "Baka-tono-sama."
Oh, I see. He's gone to Baka-tono.
That's a big voice. Did you go to Baka-tono?
I went to Baka-tono.
As I thought, comedians are a little different.
There are many actresses, actors, and singers, but comedians are scary.
I was a little scared today, too, but I can't go.
This is scary, isn't it?
What?
It's really scary, isn't it?
This is it, isn't it? I don't like it.
Why do you say that?
No, no, no.
I'm scared of you more than you are of me.
I'm scared of you.
I'm not scared of you at all.
No, no, no.
You were scary at first, but you've been very kind to me.
You've been very caring about me.
What's that?
Amatsuko, is your last name "s" or "m"?
I like them both.
It depends on the partner.
I like them both.
It's easier for me if you make it clear which one you like.
You make me say all of them.
Yes, yes, yes.
"s", "m", "m".
Yes, yes, yes.
Even if you say "s", you know it clearly.
You can say "m" completely.
Even if I say "m", it's not "m" that I only want my own pleasure.
You can say "m" thinking about what "s" might like.
Thinking about it is wonderful.
Wonderful.
It's human love.
It's worth it.
Here we go.
I want to run away.
Sleep deprivation for six years in a row.
Yes!
It's weird.
Why?
And it's definitely around here.
You remember this area, don't you?
What is it?
This...
This program...
I'm on "Sleep deprivation for six years in a row."
I see.
I know you're having a hard time.
You've been dragged around and dragged around.
I'm having a hard time, too.
Don't be nervous!
It's a flow, isn't it?
Yes, yes.
I can't make mistakes.
Matsuko is not very weak.
Yes, yes, yes.
Not very weak.
And...
You know...
Rolling down a rice ball.
I said it wasn't funny two years ago.
But Takahashi...
Takahashi...
He's making a rice ball!
Takahashi...
Takahashi, you don't like it?
I don't like it!
Of course you don't have confidence.
I don't have confidence in making people laugh with a rice ball!
Stop it!
Stop making people laugh with a rice ball!
You say, "It's a rice ball iron plate!"
But the other day, at the end of the year,
you ate a rice ball and got beaten up!
Well...
It's true that a rice ball isn't that funny.
I said it from the bottom of my heart!
It's funny.
That's why every year,
when autumn comes,
Takahashi and Nakamura-chan come like demons.
They asked me to do it this year,
but every time, they say, "We won't do it anymore!"
We won't do it anymore!
That's especially hard, isn't it?
For me, in a year's worth of work...
In a year's worth of work...
In all of my work...
The biggest pressure...
You're putting so much pressure on yourself!
No, it's not pressure...
The sense of accomplishment is amazing, too!
After it's over...
With that, my New Year's preparations finally start.
Alright!
A fierce battle of five!
First, who will be the one to be punished?
Please, go ahead and punish me!
The punishment is...
You!
You're going to be punished!
Without further ado...
Let's go!
Have a good day!
Let's go!
Have a good day!
Have a good day, Mr. Ottari!
You can't do that!
Matsumoto and Matsuko...
A Tokyo Skytree date just the two of them!
Are you really going to the Skytree just the two of you?
It seems like we're going
What are you going to do at Skytree?
If you say it like that, it makes me sad!
No, no, no
You don't like it that much?!
It's not like that, but I'm also a kangaroo
Kangaroo? That's a lie!
It's true, it's true
Really?!
It's probably fixed now
I'm totally fine
I don't know what we're going to talk about, but we're fine even if we don't say anything
It's amazing that you're fine even if you don't say anything
It's amazing
You're like a married couple
We're close, we're close
I'm totally fine
Why is that?
I don't know, it was unexpected
What is this body?
I don't know
Is it a naked body?
I don't know
It's hot, it's hot
In a closed space, just the two of them
To know Matsumoto's troubles, Matsuko's story continues
You don't like it that much?!
It's not like I don't like it that much
I don't know what to do
It's not like this is the start
When we meet at the next location, the atmosphere changes again
I've always been nervous about working with Matsumoto Hitoshi
You're so nice
You even warned me about safety
Wait, you touched me first!
Wait, someone!
You touched me first!
I just touched you first
Oh yeah? But it's okay, I wasn't aware of it
It's okay, it's okay
This is amazing
This is really...
What do you mean it's not? I'm spinning around
After a 35 minute drive, they arrive at the Tokyo Skytree
On a hot summer night like this
It's amazing, isn't it?
We'll be waiting for you!
After a two-shot of their smiles, their date comes to an end
Next up is this man, who is the most dangerous right now!
Here he is!
I'm so happy!
Look at his hair!
It's so curly!
I'm so happy!
I don't think you'll be so happy
if you have this kind of hair.
I made it with my own hands!
It's so colorful!
I think it's wonderful!
I'm so happy to meet you,
but I'm really looking forward to meeting you, Endo.
Thank you!
We meet a lot.
I'm so happy!
Thank you!
Stop it!
This is what I'm most worried about!
Stop it!
This is what I'm most worried about!
Are you ready?
Let me give you an amazing present!
It's your reward!
It's not a penalty.
You can aim for it!
Stop it!
Please don't make me sick!
This is Toshichan!
Toshichan went crazy for the first season of "Downtown"
Toshichan and Karta battle begins now!
It took us a lot of time and effort to build this
It took us a lot of time and effort
So we want to have a lot of fun today
We are having fun!
We are having fun, right?
It tickles!
You are big!
Toshichan's hand is big!
It's Karta!
Toshichan's hand is big too!
People say that, but my hand is huge
No way!
Let's do it!
I'll do it.
I'll never do it.
I see.
After you become a king.
You are really strong.
I won't say anything about you.
This is your policy.
If I say anything about you, I can be a better singer.
Have you ever said anything about me?
No, I haven't.
Do you really sing that song after dancing so much?
That's amazing.
I say it a lot.
A year ago, when you sang a medley with Faye Faye, you were really cool.
You were really amazing.
What are you doing?
What is this? I don't want to waste my time.
Who called you?
I want you to go home.
Let's start.
Matsumoto, you are shy, right?
Damn it!
I knew you would do like this.
I am really good, right?
You are really good.
I knew you would do like this.
Look at me.
You look like me.
I know you are good.
What is your personality like?
I am easy-going.
Don't you have any worries?
I don't have any worries.
You are like this.
You don't treat your hit song so roughly.
I admit it.
You are quiet even when you are talking.
I knew it.
Michael is number one.
You knew Michael Jackson because Toshi-chan told you about him, right?
What kind of connection is this?
Put your hands together!
That's right.
Put it back! Put it back! Put it back!
What are you doing?
I'm happy, but...
What is it?
Put it back! Put it back!
Again? Again?
How many times are you going to do it?
What are you going to do with it?
Is it over?
You guys don't want to do it, do you?
I don't like it either.
It was too soon.
I really wanted you guys.
I'm sorry.
But you guys don't want to do it, do you?
No, we don't.
You guys like to fight, don't you?
What?
There you go.
We can't separate into two worlds.
What?
We have both of you.
What do you like?
Who do you like?
Do you like Seiko or Akina?
What are you talking about?
Do you like Seiko or Akina or Kyoko?
I like Kyoko.
Then I like Seiko.
Are you guys nice people?
You guys are very nice.
If you don't do it properly, you can't survive.
Did you guys play properly?
No, we didn't play properly.
Girls didn't play properly, did you?
I heard about it.
When we were at Hit Studio,
we wrote down our contacts and gave them to girls.
There were no managers at that time.
That's right.
We had to leave a gap of a moment.
Between rehearsal and real performance,
as soon as we went to the bathroom,
when managers didn't come with us,
At that moment, I went into this gap.
But in a sense, it's only that.
The 30 seconds or one minute that I entered the commercial on stage was seven digits.
Do you remember at that time?
Oh, I see.
But I don't remember the lyrics very well, but I can't remember the data.
But I don't care if I sing the wrong song or not.
I can't remember this song at all.
Here we go.
Tsukitei Hosei-kun, I want to hit you, too.
You want to hit him, don't you?
Yes, I do.
I see.
You wanted to do it like Chouno-san.
Yes, I did.
I see.
Well...
Toshi-chan, you should come out, too.
I want to come out, too.
I want to come out, but...
I don't know if I can.
No, I'm not laughing just because you came out.
To be honest, I'm really surprised.
You can't do that!
What? What? What?
You're wrong!
It's the complete opposite!
That's right! There's a lot of opposites!
Here I go!
I have to win! Super pressure!
What? What?
I'm going to win!
Yes! Wow!
Wow! What's this?
A.
Oh, I know. Baseball. Swimming.
It's not baseball.
Huh? Oh, table tennis!
Table tennis.
Why is it random?
Oh!
You're good at this, aren't you?
Matsumoto-san also says "baseball" in a small voice.
I said it! I said it!
I told you, didn't I?
I said it!
Huh? Huh? Huh?
I said it in a small voice.
Why does Gundam have to do with flesh?
Are you coming?
Kokori and Tomoka won against Toshi-chan!
The winning product is Toshi-chan's fan club limited edition long T-shirt!
At what timing should I come?
I want to see you dress up and come one day.
Dress up?
What kind of show is it?
Oh, I made a mistake.
It's not "dress up."
Oh, I'm tired.
I went to a golf shop recently and there was a poster of Kokoriko-san.
Endo-san, you usually play golf,
but Tanaka-san, who has no image of golf at all, is advertising a golf shop.
Are you making fun of me?
No, we're not making fun of you.
We're not making fun of you.
We're just reporting you.
Oh, you're right.
I like golf, so when you told me about this, I said thank you.
I took a lot of pictures and took a lot of pictures, and when I looked at them and felt something was wrong,
you took care of all my arm hair.
Oh, that's why!
Oh, you're right!
You don't have arm hair.
That's right.
Did you get your arm hair processed by CG?
That's right.
Endo, you're lying!
No, it's not like that.
You're lying!
You're lying about your arm hair.
I'm sorry about that.
You didn't say anything like that on the spot, did you?
No, I didn't.
And when you came up, you were like this.
Let's deal with it later.
That's right.
He's a kind staff member.
I'm sorry about that.
After all, it's a gentleman's sport.
Arm hair...
England...
That's right.
Gentleman's sport...
Do you know this?
Arm hair is absolutely no good.
I'm sorry about that.
There are various patterns.
There are patterns, right?
Yes, there are various patterns.
Arm hair, too.
They're all refreshing photos.
Refreshing and arm hair...
It's all processed by arm hair.
You processed it so well.
I'm sorry about that.
Where is the processed hair?
It's on the computer.
Is it okay to have hair all over the computer?
Like this?
No!
Like this?