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As a bokeh director, I'm kind of in a hurry, you know.
Masato Amada's "Grandpa's Trial".
A comedian, Bo-kun, turned 51 years old this month.
However, it turns out that he's an old man who can't stop crying.
Grandpa's Trial
It's a project to enjoy a nostalgic game.
There's a cannonball, you know.
When you hit it on the ground, it makes a loud noise.
Hamada found a cannonball.
Trying to surprise Endo, who is absorbed in the frame,
Hamada approaches the cannonball from behind.
There seems to be some ice cream, too.
Ouch!
I'm sorry I'm late.
He tried to throw it to the floor, but he couldn't feel the distance from the table in front of him and grabbed it with his right hand.
He's really an old man.
Grandpa's Trial
Broadcasted in April, it's been seven years since TKO.
Hamada's front teeth are in trouble.
It's like this all the time.
Look!
It's in the middle!
He couldn't feel it because it was stuck in his teeth.
There was a piece of green onion stuck in his front teeth.
Green onion stuck in my teeth?
I don't know what you're talking about.
It's green!
Grandpa's Trial
Birthday present for his juniors.
I didn't realize it at all.
I didn't realize it at all!
He often forgets the most important word.
Doesn't it feel like it's over if you put "tan" of "otan" on it?
It's over as a kanji!
I'm relieved if you put "otan" on it!
Grandpa's Trial
Hamada appeared in a lady's T-shirt that Yuuchi Kibura sent to his wife.
The victim at that time was...
Anyway...
It's like a ballet dancer's practice.
My belly is about to explode.
I'm sad.
If that was a lady's T-shirt...
It's just right!
It's just right for Hamada's lady's T-shirt!
Tonight, more shocking incidents will be uncovered!
Here we have a group of young comedians who have gathered evidence against Hamada.
What is it?
Is it okay?
Yes.
Please come in.
Thank you for coming.
What is it?
I hope Jinnai will accept it.
That's right!
To prevent Hamada from accepting the T-shirt...
We have gathered many young comedians and their children.
To verify the T-shirt.
That's right!
Young comedians are disappointed.
Jinnai will uncover shocking incidents.
To be honest, there are many juniors who yearn for Hamada.
Of course, I was one of them.
But there are many things that disappoint me.
First of all, the incident is about changing meals.
Hamada takes a lot of juniors out for meals.
There are incidents that cause many upheavals.
Are you ready?
This is it.
It is to knock down the transparent glass in the water.
When it becomes transparent, it doesn't look like it anymore.
It doesn't look like it anymore.
Everything is invisible when it becomes transparent.
And every time you knock it down, you can't see it.
What was that?
I was surprised.
You can't see it.
I'm full of meat.
This is it.
When I took my juniors out for a barbecue,
I asked Hamada if I should reduce the amount of meat.
Hamada said, "Don't treat me like an old man."
It's normal.
I ate meat.
As a result, I started to say "I'm full of meat."
What do you mean "full of meat"?!
You are the grandpa of this area!
No, no, I mean it!
I'm shocked!
I want you to say "I'm full of meat" more!
No, no, no!
You say it a lot! Even in front of meat!
If it's a course, you don't have to say "I'm full of meat" there.
I thought you would say something funny because you are an entertainer.
I'm still in my fifties!
No, you are still young!
As his junior, Ijiru's stepson told him,
Hamada often goes to a restaurant with his Osaka junior and his Zasski individual.
When they leave the room, Hamada throws young people's shoes far away!
He does it a lot!
As he promised, he has his own prank.
But recently, he has thrown his own shoes far away!
That's right!
No, no, no!
That's not possible!
No, no, no!
That's not possible!
No, no, no!
That's not possible!
No, no, no!
I'll call you!
That's terrible!
Arai-chan!
I haven't heard from you for two years!
Young entertainers are disappointed!
There are more shocking incidents!
But Hamada is a kind senior who often celebrates his juniors' birthdays.
Is that so?
Yes. First of all, he forgets his birthday.
There are one and two.
First of all, it is said that a junior held a birthday party for Hamada.
Two days later, Hamada called me and said, "When was your birthday?"
You're annoying me!
I remember it!
No, no, no!
No way!
No way! What's wrong with you?!
You're annoying me!
You're kind, but...
How can you be so lame?!
You're kind, but...
It's two days later.
It's two days later, so I forgot it.
It's Monday.
Wednesday.
Wednesday. If it's Wednesday, it's Friday.
Yes.
I forgot my birthday.
There's something called "need".
One day, Hamada suddenly called me.
One of my colleagues called me.
Did you know it was Dorian's big brother's birthday yesterday?
Yes.
If you don't tell him, he'll be jealous.
It's his birthday. Let's do it.
You're kind.
If you decide on a restaurant, I'll contact you.
You're very kind.
I thought about it, but I haven't contacted him for two years since then.
You're annoying me!
No way!
What's going on?!
No way!
You're a comedian!
You're funny!
No way!
700 people in Japan.
Surprise!
You're funny!
You're a comedian!
Let me continue.
You're wearing a couple outfit.
My colleague saw this on Naoko Nozawa's birthday.
When Hamada was about to eat what his wife, Natsumi, was eating,
Natsumi got scared thinking she might get hit.
You're annoying me!
What's going on?!
You're annoying me!
You're a comedian!
Scary.
By the way, Hamada is addicted to LINE.
There is a stamp that Yoshimoto put out.
He loves his own stamp.
He sends his stamp to his wife every now and then.
What does he do?
Why does he do that?
He has one at home and one on LINE.
He sends it to his wife and says, "Wow!"
You must be tired.
Next, Hamada is planning to sell his stamp.
There is a shocking fact.
Hamada wants to get back his cute and adorable self.
He is trying very hard.
He wants to get back his cute and adorable self.
He is trying very hard.
First of all, he has absolute trust in garlic.
He is stupid.
He loves garlic dishes.
I heard that he eats garlic dishes wherever he goes.
He has absolute trust in garlic.
This is not a good way of saying it.
When we go to a barbecue restaurant and order garlic fried rice, we usually order it.
That's all.
He has absolute trust in garlic.
Don't say that you have absolute trust in garlic.
No, no, no.
Everyone asks for it.
That's right.
You don't trust it that much.
It's okay because you make it look cute.
This is a good thing.
And of course...
He is stupid.
This is...
This is a fact.
I admit it.
Do you admit it?
Did you start doing it recently?
No, no.
When I go golfing and come back, I always do it.
Golfing.
It's been a while since you did it.
Jason. Jason. Jason.
He's sending a message to a foreign country, isn't he?
I don't know.
I don't know, but it's a foreign country message.
Let's move on to the last one.
It's about nicknames.
These days, juniors call themselves with nicknames to keep their dignity.
Call me like this.
I'm scared.
As you know, there are nicknames.
"Taisho" for everyone.
"Tono" for Takeshi.
"Waka" for Sanma.
Now, it's Masato's turn.
He's been telling his juniors to call him like this.
I don't know.
Let's move on.
CEO
It's not a lie, is it?
Isn't it a lie?
It's true.
I was thinking about how to say it.
Before that, I think Masumoto-san told me something like this on a program or something.
It's really true that he said, "Then call me CEO."
It's not a lie, is it?
What?
It's not a lie, is it?
What's with that desperate feeling?
He must have said it to make me say "Then call me CEO."
He must have said it, right?
But, that...
That's enough!
That's enough of that!
Anyway...
This is when Hamada and his fellow entertainers went to karaoke.
Magingo Magingo Magica...
Z!
Alright! I'm Magen too!
Tonight! Tonight! Tonight! Tonight! Tonight! Tonight! I'll give you all of me!
Ha! He sang it! He sang it!
As expected of Hamada! You're good!
That's right! If you don't pay attention, you can't sing well!
Yes! Thank you very much!
Then, in order to liven things up, I'll sing "Magingo Z" one more time!
Alright!
This is when the fellow entertainers were about to sing.
Hey!
Hey, you! Get out of my way!
Don't sing the same song at karaoke with me, boogie!
Kazu! I'll kill you, you bastard!
S-sorry! I won't do it again!
Hamada yells at his fellow entertainers for singing the same song.
Hey! I'll sing it!
Yes! I'll do it!
Which one should I sing?
Alright! I've decided! "Magingo Z"!
Then...
Huh? This is...
Isn't it good? Isn't it good?
It has to be "mage", right?
Yes! Yes! Yes!
It has to be a digital language!
Hamada sang "hikigane" comfortably!
It's funny, isn't it?
Yes.
This New Year's Day,
when junior comedians went to Hamada's house to play...
Mr. Hamada! Happy New Year!
Oh! How are you guys doing? Come in! Come in!
Wow! It's huge!
It's nothing special!
Nya-ha-ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha-ha!
Smoothly...
I'm hungry!
Happy New Year!
Oh, Natsumi! Happy New Year!
Have a good time today!
Yes! Thank you!
And then...
Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark!
A cheerful doggy gang!
Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark!
Huh?! Mr. Hamada! Do you have a dog?
That's right! Welcome back!
The Hamada family has three dogs...
and love them as family members.
I love dogs so much!
What do you call them?
That's a good question!
I'll only say it once, so remember it well!
This big one is called "kyonu"...
and the next one is "ribbon"...
and this tiny one is called "deniro".
Aren't they all cute?
Not at all!
The biggest one is called "deniro"...
and this one is called "kyonu"...
and the little one is called "ribbon"!
Don't you ever forget it!
They're all different!
It turns out that Hamada couldn't tell them apart at all!
Here we go!
Nice shot!
This is when Hamada was playing golf with his juniors.
Golf is the best!
Hamada, you're in good shape today!
Of course! The ball is flying all over the place!
Hamada was in a great mood that day.
He was riding around the course in a good mood.
Then...
All right! You can't speak English from now on!
If you want to speak English, you have to pay 100 yen each time you use it!
Oh, it's difficult!
By the way, Hamada, what should a driver say?
Anything is easy!
"The one who flies" or "Anything is fine"?
That's Hamada for you!
What about you, Iron?
Well... I don't know.
You guys didn't understand a thing, did you?
In this way, Hamada's proposal was banned from speaking English.
Let's do it!
Yes!
Let's do it!
Start!
Hamada shouted "start" first.
As I thought, he is different.
The last one.
What should we do?
Can we have Tanaka Baishin as well?
Yes!
Please.
That's right.
I want you to do these three episodes on purpose.
I want you to do it on purpose.
What do you think of this scene?
Is it karaoke?
Yes.
Turn off.
I don't remember it.
Do you remember it?
I remember it, but I'm sorry.
They sang the same song twice.
Even if you sing the same song twice...
I understand it.
I think you said it.
English...
I want you to use English.
I said "I want you to use English".
What should we do?
When you say "start", you want to say "start", don't you?
Yes, of course.
What did you say?
"Start"!
It's a mistake.
No, no.
I totally accept it.
It's not only me.
Don't you make mistakes like that?
Well, if you say it right away...
Start!
Yes, yes, yes.
There is another one.
Last year, Hamada Hikoku released a golf lesson DVD.
Speaking of DVDs, only the winners can watch them.
The winners watch them, don't they?
That's right.
Nevertheless, Hamada Hikoku said in the ending, "Everyone, win!"
I won, so I watch it!
I won, so I watch it! Hamada Hikoku!
Hamada-san!
Do you have any reaction?
No.
I don't think so.
It's a fact.
I don't think so.
It's a fact.
I think it's a win.
It's a win, isn't it?
Yes.
Was Hamada Hikoku punished for visiting a comedy club?
Well, Matsumoto Publishing Company, please announce the punishment.
Yes, sir!
Mr. Hamada Hikoku is clearly aware of the fact that he must be punished for visiting a comedy club.
If that's the case, he should let the world know about his visiting a comedy club.
Therefore, there is no room for excuses.
The verdict is that Hamada Hikoku will be punished for visiting a comedy club again.
What?
Hamada Hikoku is...
Sealed off!
Hamada Hikoku!
Hamada Hikoku will be Hamada's teacher and he will be teaching Sparta.
And this is what happened...
Now, it's Hamada Hikoku's turn to steal the ball!
Are you ready?
Yes!
Hamada Hikoku will steal the ball that is placed on the desk from Hamada Hikoku who is attacking with his eyes covered.
Hamada Hikoku has a needle and thread in his right hand...
Hamada Hikoku has a CO2 button in his left hand which is sprayed with push and smoke.
And Hamada Hikoku is standing by with his eyes covered.
But...
You don't have to steal the other button on the desk.
You don't have to check it until you cover your eyes.
What did you do?!
I'm sorry.
And...
Hamada Hikoku is challenging to steal the ball.
Hamada Hikoku is shaking his needle and thread so that he doesn't steal the ball but...
I'm going to steal it!
Hamada Hikoku easily steals the ball.
Hamada Hikoku is shaking his needle and thread without realizing that he has stolen the ball.
That's enough!
What are you doing?
And when will you stop doing your job and press that button?
What a sad childhood.
His humiliation once again.
Do you have to do it?
If you don't do it and say "I didn't leave it", you won't be robbed.
Even if you are young, you can't see it if you cover your eyes.
What?
No, no, no.
You can't see it with your senses.
Last time you were outside.
Yes.
You were quite noisy.
Be quiet.
If you say "I didn't leave it", you will be robbed.
We want to help you as much as we can.
We want you to succeed.
Yes, I understand.
OK.
Shh.
Again, number 10.
It's dangerous.
It changed again.
Number 10 is wrong.
Let's do it.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Ready!
What is it, you idiot?!