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Good evening.
To all of you watching on TV today, I have sad news for you.
Hosek, who has been working hard since the second episode of this show,
will graduate from this show today.
I've told my staff many times not to make jokes.
This time, it's really true.
As a student, I really want this time to come.
That's what I think.
Kokoriko, what do you think?
Yes, I really...
I've told you four times.
Kokoriko, what do you think?
Yes, I really...
How many times have I told you?
Four times.
Well, I think it's best to ask the person himself.
Let's have him appear.
Hosek Tsukite, please.
(SIGHS)
Can you explain why you're doing this show?
Can you tell me why?
Can I sit down?
Yes, of course.
My wife's name is Aya.
I had a 24-hour long interview.
I called Aya.
I called her at nine o'clock in the morning.
She was already drunk at the time.
I asked her what she was doing later.
She said she was drinking with a neighbor.
She said she was drinking.
Drinking?
Yes.
At a cafe.
Do you say "drinking"?
Don't you say "drinking tea"?
She said she was drinking tea.
Do you say that?
Which one is "drinking tea"?
She said she was drinking tea.
Then...
I thought about it and...
Aya doesn't have any friends?
Yet...
Why would you lie?
Don't you know if it's a lie or not?
Are you serious about that?
I'm sorry, but "drinking tea" is...
Is it a lie or not?
Can you tell me what it is?
Have you always thought it was "drinking tea"?
Is it "drinking tea"?
Well...
Yes.
We say "drinking tea".
It's easier to understand.
We've only seen it in person, right?
Did you want to graduate from school because of that?
I thought about it and...
She doesn't speak normally.
Isn't it?
Anyway, I thought it was suspicious, and I can't deny the fact that I might be cheating.
Then I looked it up on the Internet, and apparently the couple's cheating "golden time" matched the instrument's recording.
But even if you just look at this recording, you may use it for something else on a different day, right?
I don't know about that.
You don't know about that, and you can't do your best with ad-lib?
*outro music*
Tsukitei Hosei, 46 years old.
Since the second episode of "Gaki no Tsukai",
Hosei has created many famous scenes.
He will graduate from the show.
There, we will look back at the great miracle he left for us.
*grunts*
Hosei-kun went out of his way to declare himself and prank himself.
The moment your reaction talent bloomed.
*outro music*
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
What is it with you?
I'm sorry, I'm in the middle of a meeting.
You're so cheeky!
I'm in a bit of a pickle.
Who are you?
I'm sorry.
What is it with you? Get back here!
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm really sorry.
Get back here!
I'm sorry, I'm really sorry.
You're so cheeky!
No, wait, that's...
What is it?!
Gav!
Gav, get up!
You're so cheeky!
You're such a loser!
No, no!
Are you ready?!
No! No!
Are you ready?!
No!
Blue!
No!
Blue!
*triumphant music*
No!
*laughter*
What was your reaction when you found out it was blue?!
How was it?
Huh?!
How was it?
Hey, get out of here!
*laughter*
Hey, did you take it off?!
Blue!
*laughter*
You're not reacting at all!
What's going on?!
*laughter*
Magnifying the promises of ending his career
as a student servant for 13 years straight...
Hosei...
I really never imagined you'd ever leave your position...
Yama-chan will really stop being a student servant, right?!
But I won't stop loving you!
I won't stop loving you!
Yay! He won't stop!
What should we do, Mr. Ozawa? We're in the same boat.
Yeah, we're in the same boat.
I won't stop!
He's a troublesome partner.
Yeah, he says he won't stop.
Yeah, he's troublesome.
Hosei-kun, who always gets it right.
This is making me nervous.
Look at his sharp tongue.
What should we do, Mr. Ozawa?
We're in the same boat.
That's good.
Call a teacher!
Pop!
He said "pop".
This is the end of the world.
There is more.
This is the end of the world.
What will happen?
This is completely useless.
I'm embarrassed.
This is the end of the world.
We make this happen with a song.
No way! No way!
What's going on here?
Hosei grew up a lot with the use of musical instruments.
It's finally time for you to make a period in its history.
But the years we spent together will never fade away and will continue to be displayed on the album of our hearts.
Yes, forever.
Goodbye and thank you for the memories.
Now, it is time for me to say goodbye to you, Mr. Hosei.
Let me start with you, Mr. Suga.
Mr. Suga!
Thank you for your hard work.
Thank you for your hard work, too.
The other day, we were invited to Mr. Shinosuke's solo concert.
Mr. Shinosuke was a guest and Mr. Hosei was there as well.
Mr. Shinosuke, Mr. Endo of Kokoriko, Mr. Wacky and Mr. Shoji of Shina Show ate together.
Mr. Endo said, "I met Rakugo today."
It was wonderful, Mr. Shinosuke.
Wacky said, "Mr. Shinosuke's Rakugo was interesting."
Mr. Shoji said the same thing.
But Mr. Endo really woke up to Rakugo.
He said he would eat Rakugo first and then eat cup yakisoba.
As a matter of fact, Mr. Hosei's name came up for about three hours, but it never came up again.
He really doesn't like Rakugo.
Thank you for quitting Rakugo.
Thank you very much.
Now, it is your turn, Mr. Suga.
Thank you very much.
Well, let's say goodbye to each other.
Well, first of all, Mr. Koboriko, please.
Thank you for your hard work, Mr. Kosei.
Thank you very much.
But we'll meet again for sure, so I don't say goodbye.
But goodbye.
I don't think we'll meet again.
I also deleted my mobile phone.
That's all.
I hate high-priced smokes and you.
We've been doing this show together for over 20 years, but we've never met in private before.
We're doing our best.
- Masuo-san has done a lot of things. - That's right.
- Both in shows and in private. - Yes.
He often calls me, but...
I only get his number, but I don't register it.
He often sends me e-mails, but...
If he doesn't write me a name, I don't register it.
I don't know whose e-mail it is.
I want him to at least do that from now on.
Speaking of Tsuga-san...
I heard that Yamagi's Adogama will be sung by Momiji Yamamura.
Pink kimonos will definitely be sung by Yuzura.
I'm not sure about that.
Finally, Hosei-kun will say goodbye to you all.
It's a road that no one goes through.
It's not like you can cry at a time like this, is it?
I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry.
I was thinking about whether I should cry or graduate.
But Ezre-kun...
Where is my Ezre-kun?!
Why isn't he here?!
I used to like Ezre-kun the most, but he had a talent!
He had a talent!
Isn't that right, Ezre-kun?!
You didn't say it even once!
I've never said it!
I've never said it, but...
Ezre-kun had a talent!
I can't do it anymore...
Why can't I do it anymore?!
I can't do it anymore...
You have to do it.
No!
Hey, Hosei!
Hosei!
I'm scared!
Hosei!
Hosei, you can't do it anymore!
Hosei, let's stop it!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Don't let go of my hand!
I don't want to stop it.
Ouch!
Who did it?!
What's wrong?
Who did it?!
I'm sorry.
Who did it?!
You know who did it, right?
Thank you.
You know who did it, right?!
Thank you for your hard work.
You don't like it, do you?
Well, Mr. Mazumoto...
Let's go home.
Yes.
Let's go home.
Wait a minute!
Well, let's go.
Yes.
Let's go home.
Yes.
Wait!
Yes, yes!
Hosei!
You can't do it anymore!
Let's go!
Yes, yes!
Viewers!
Are you surprised?!
This time, I asked Kokoriko-san and Downtown to watch the 14th prank!
Hosei won't stop using his instrument!
He won't stop!
Chage san
And Yugo Ishikawa san
They love each other
It's nostalgic
Yugo Ishikawa san
Are you riding it?
Yugo Ishikawa san
It's spring
Yugo Ishikawa san
It was funny
Yugo Ishikawa san
It's messed up!
It's not like that.
It's not like that!
You're kidding me!
It's not like that!
We're all in the same position.
Oh, I see.
I quit being a singer, but I'll do this.
It's messed up.
What's up with you?
You don't ride it that much?
It's a shame that you made me ride it.
But...
It's good, isn't it?
Yes.
It's amazing that you're so successful since you became free.
It's like I quit once and I have more than AV.
It's like I can do anything now that I'm back.
It's amazing.
I shouldn't have done this!
It's true.
I'm sure there are two stages.
I'll do it one more time!
You're good at it.
Oh my god!
Holy time!
Oh my god!
What's the matter?
Stop it!
Please stop!
Ouch! My crotch hurts!
It's not your mouth that hurts, it's your head that hurts.
My head hurts.
It hurts so much.
I'm sorry.
It's over.
I'm sorry.
It's over.
What is it?
I want you to go home.
It's a shame.
It hurts and it's over.
I'm sorry.