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High tension, the best tension!
A tough stage where entertainers show off their own high tension!
It's high tension.
Tonight, let's have a big showdown until first place!
Wow!
Who will shine brightly?
Next, this week's sixth place!
343 points!
RADIO TAISOU 2014
Fujiwara Haranishi Takayuki!
Congratulations!
Mr. Yappa, right?
Thank you for inviting me.
Have you watched it before?
I don't have an answer.
So I can't say anything.
But it's not funny at all.
It's not funny at all.
I don't know because I don't have an answer.
Maybe it's not funny at all.
Mr. Haranishi, please stand by.
This week's sixth place.
Fujiwara.
Haranishi and Takayuki.
"Radio Escaped 2014".
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
High tension!
What are you doing?
Who are you talking to?
Manikin!
I'll take a deep breath and spit it out!
Five, six, seven...
What?
Thank you very much!
Where is my happy birthday?!
This week's fifth place is...
488 points, full power awa-dori yasuda circus, Kuro-chan!
Congratulations!
I'm always energetic, Kuro-chan!
Wa-wa-wa-wasshoi!
Thank you!
Yes!
That's amazing!
Yes!
Kuro-chan, there's something you really want to do, right?
That's right! In order to get more energy, I want Matsumoto-san to shoot an arrow!
I see! That's about it!
Yes! That's about it!
I want you to hit this target!
Ah, like this?
Yes!
Then, I'll do it!
Please do it!
I'll do it!
Yes!
Ah! It's a big failure!
No, it's not like that!
Please give me a break!
No, it's not like that!
It's not like that!
Yes! Please do it!
I did it!
I'm proud of you!
Here I go!
Again?!
It's a success!
OK, Kuro-chan, please bow!
Here I go!
She's like Arane-chan in 5th place!
This week, in 5th place, Yasuda Circus, Kuro-chan will do a full power bubble dance!
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Where am I? Don't tell me here.
Oh, wonderful! Thank you very much!
I feel like this is how lotion is actually used.
Before announcing fourth, this week's Spot Right!
"Doppelgänger" Firewater is in 25th place.
"Onigashima" I am Noda.
We all came here.
We can expect a lot from Noda's car.
Please expect a lot.
Excuse me, we have something we want to apologize for.
What's up?
When we first got together with Downtown,
I am Noda respected Downtown very much.
He peed in front of Downtown.
It happened in a TV show.
He should be fired.
We couldn't apologize for it.
We are sorry about it.
But today...
I'm relieved.
I thought you would say something more.
I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry.
I'm sorry.
Are you serious?
I'm sorry.
Are you serious?
It can't be.
What should I do?
What?
You said you would apologize.
I'm sorry.
Are you serious?
Do your best.
Let's move on.
The 25th spotlight this week is...
"Onigashima", "I am NODA" and...
"Doppelganger", "Firewater".
"Onigashima", "Firewater" and...
"Doppelganger", "Firewater".
What time do you think it is?
You can't do that.
Sit down.
Idiot.
Do it.
Ah!
Doppelganger!
Ah!
Fire!
Thank you very much!
It was so fun!
Even though you did it in such a hurry,
I'll give you the strongest medicine.
Thank you for your hard work!
Now, then, this week's 4th place is...
561 songs!
Majide Moro ni Happy Birthday to You
It's out!
Shinobaba Shoji
Shoji Tomoharu
It's out!
4th place!
It's been 9 years since we did it twice!
It's been 12 years since we did it in Thailand.
Oh, that's right!
You seem to have finished up your Thailand trip in Thailand.
I forgot my umbrella.
I got hit by the rain.
That's the reason, isn't it?
That's right!
I thought it was my fault, but it was the reason!
That's right!
That's the reason!
It wasn't raining that much, but when we were standing by there, it started raining.
That's the reason!
Hey!
Don't touch me!
Please stand by.
Now, let's go!
This week's 4th place is...
Shinobaba Shoji
Shoji Tomoharu
and...
"Majide Moro ni Happy Birthday to You"!
Hey! Hey! Where is Happy Birthday? Where is Happy Birthday? Where is Happy Birthday?
I found you, Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday is 800 meters! Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday!
You look like Endo.
You look like Endo and Raul.
Happy Birthday! 400 meters!
Surprise! Surprise!
It's a new world. The stage has changed.
What are you doing?
Oh, he's here.
I have no choice but to come here.
Yes, pull out "Happy Birthday" and...
Thank you!
Thank you very much!
The best three have been announced!
The third place is...
732 points!
Don't mess with me!
I want to mess with you, but...
Endo Shouzou!
Endo-san, you always have a studio like this, right?
Yeah, it's smaller than I thought it would be.
Ah, I see.
It happens a lot, doesn't it? When you're on a show or something like that.
Today, I'm a little...
Ghickli-goshi
Huh?!
I'm a little...
Your condition isn't perfect...
It's comfortable!
Ghickli-goshi
It's not "ghickli-goshi", it's more like "ghickli- waki"
Um...
How do I say it...
I usually wear socks at home in my closet, but...
Um...
How do I say it...
I've been wearing socks that are a little shorter than usual...
I'm worried about your nipples and you're talking so sweetly!
I don't know!
It's like you're saying you don't like it!
Standby, go.
In the end, I didn't touch it.
Did you touch it?
If you look at it from this side, you touched it.
If you touch it for a little longer...
It's like you're enjoying it like you always do.
It's like you're getting used to each other.
Thank you!
Standby, go!
Ah, it's wonderful!
It's over there.
I do it every time.
Wow!
You're spending a lot of money!
You're spending too much money!
Is it okay?
If it's the Ministry of Education, it's going to blow up!
You're spending a lot of money!
Who is it?
Huh?
The setting is...
Oh, it's me.
The setting is a little...
You're wearing it like this.
How do you wear it?
Huh?
Is this how it starts?
This week's third place goes to Kokoriko Endo!
Don't mess with me!
I want to mess with you!
Watch out!
Don't mess with me!
I'm glad you stopped at the last minute, but you're about to get hit in the face!
Hey, move!
You're shaking!
My back hurts.
My back hurts a little.
I'm going to hit you with this yellow car!
Let's go eat crab!
Let's go eat only crab!
You can only eat crab!
All right!
I suddenly feel like messing with you!
Drive in!
Not parking! Drive in!
Drive in! I'm telling you!
Why don't you listen to me?
All right! I got it!
What is it?
And I will run with you!
What is it?
And I will run with you!
All right! Thank you very much!
That was great!
I don't think I've seen anything like that before.
Let's go!
This week's second place goes to...
835 points!
Yankee and his friend Jizo
Kawashima Kunihiro
Please come this way!
It's been 5 years!
Are you two going to do it?
No, I'll do it.
I brought something to talk about, and I'd like you to listen to it.
What?
I brought something to talk about, and...
You're going to listen to it here?
Thank you for listening to me.
He's saying it.
There's something I'm thinking about right now.
He's always thinking about it.
There's a song called "Do Re Mi Fa So La Si Do", right?
Can you listen to "Nijimu Machi no Hi Wo"?
That's one song.
There's one more song.
And...
What should we do?
While you're doing it, don't fall for Hamaa-san.
I won't fall for him.
Fuu-chan has a present for you.
Hamaa-san, I brought you a present, so please accept it.
You always prepare presents for me.
Thank you for your concern.
Hamaa-san, I know you're tired lately, but you're not smiling as much anymore.
Is that so? I'm sorry.
So I brought you a smile of Takagi Miho-san's lower jaw.
What is it?
Takagi Miho-san's lower jaw.
That's amazing.
Are you okay?
It's cold!
It's a secret.
It's a secret?
It's not a secret.
Don't hit me!
Thank you very much.
I'll bring it back to you.
Please stand by!
This week's second episode of "Wild Explosion",
Kawashima Kunihiro and his Yankees become friends!
What did you say?!
If you don't solve all of the quizzes I'm about to give you,
you say I'm a true hero?!
That's not true!
Solve all of them for me!
Go ahead and solve them!
All of them!
Like this, right?
No, like this.
Like this!
Yes!
Solve them all for me!
I'm a true hero!
What?!
A true hero?!
You're going to pull this statue with one hand?!
You bastard!
I'll kill you!
Friends...
Something's coming!
They're shooting! They're shooting!
They're shooting!
Oh, it's over.
Thank you very much!
This week's number one is...
986 points!
Onara ga bussunpu... bu... bu... bussunpu... tsukite okuse!
Congratulations!
Could you pass me your lunch?
Thank you.
I'm sorry, it's like this. Thank you.
Thank you.
President of Yomaram Bussan.
Yes, that's right.
I have to do something about it.
But my work isn't done yet.
You made a mess of this poop, didn't you?
I have to do something about it.
You're lying.
Please.
Is it okay?
It's okay.
We're okay with it, but...
You're trying to leave yourself, aren't you?
No, I'm not trying to leave myself, but...
What do you think?
We're okay with it, aren't we?
We still have a business card.
No, it's the same thing over and over again.
Zero doesn't matter how much you spend.
Please stand by.
You're trying to leave yourself, aren't you?
Hurry up and buy it!
I haven't warmed it up yet!
The engine will wake up!
Hurry up and buy it!
I haven't warmed it up yet!
I have a mixer!
Is the engine yours?
Yes.
The engine will wake up.
In the end, it won't work, right?
In the end, suits don't matter, right?
They don't matter, right?
Have you decided?
I think we're ready.
Have you decided?
What do you think?
Have you decided your positions?
We always have positions...
Let's go with that.
Sounds good, right?
Now, let's move on to this week's first place.
With the Moon Ten Law system, the fart is poop, pup, pup!
Mom?
I...
I finally got out of it!
I finally got out of it in February!
I didn't!
I didn't get out of it at all!
Huh?
Huh? Why?
I'm in the middle of Shinjuku Park!
Why? Huh? Huh?
Why are there children? Huh?
Why? Why? Why?
It's still 2 o'clock! It's 2 o'clock in the afternoon!
Why are there so many children?
Oh, why are there so many soccer players?
Why? Why? Why?
It's still 2 o'clock in the afternoon!
Who is it?
There are so many of you hidden!
Who came out?!
Y-you guys!
Big-hearted...
Softy little kids!
Who came out?!
A scarecrow!
Save me!
The truth is...
I...
Don't say anymore.
I'm aesses!
What?
Aesses?
I'm an aesses!
Hey! Girl! Stop it! Don't chase me!
Thank you very much!
There's more! There's more!
Thank you very much! There's more!
There's more!
That's right!
This is bad! This is bad!
I'm stuck!
Help me!
The ground is cracked and I'm stuck!
I see! That's why you're like this!
Thank you very much!
There's more! There's more!
There's more to say!
Thank you very much!
- You're full of energy! - Yes, yes, yes!
All right, I'm here to hunt you down today!
What's up? Where are you going?
- Everyone's pretty fired up! - Thank you very much!
- Face the camera! - Yes, sir!
Pose!
How was it, Amami?
I guess it wasn't really a popular show...