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Hey! Hey! New Year's Eve!
Why did I come here?
Yes!
Oh, this is quite a problem, isn't it?
The 25th edition of "Gaki no Tsukai Yaara Henne Chiki Chiki"!
This year too, I'm sure it will go well!
Youth New Year's Day!
Good morning!
Mr. Sanose!
What is the theme of this time?
This time, it's "The Ultimate Laughter"!
"The Ultimate Laughter"!
It's "The Ultimate Laughter"!
There are two "laughter" in it, right?
Yes!
Well then, I would like to announce it!
One, two, three!
Happy New Year!
Well, I don't know if I should say it on this occasion,
but could you please spare Mr. Yamada's white coat for tonight?
No, you can't!
I don't want to say it!
Please spare it!
Bye!
What is that?!
I'm not saying it in English!
Youth New Year's Day!
While enjoying luxurious food,
this party celebrates the new year's corner
for the 25th time this year!
And that party opens up a new chapter!
Tsukitei Hosei Presents 8th Yamawan Grand Prix!
Break entertainer Toriumon! Yamawan Grand Prix!
Every year, this show has discovered many break entertainers!
What kind of new entertainers will appear this year?
Well then, the opening declaration...
Please!
Yes, it's every time.
It's been a while.
Yes, it's been a while.
It's been a while.
Oh my god!
He's worried.
Thank you!
Let's have him appear for the first time!
Yes!
I finally grabbed this chance!
Anyway, I want to sell! I want to sell!
I'm from Office Kita. My name is Kirihata Toru!
No matter the situation, if you find a kitten, a sudden kitty festival will start.
There are many kinds of festivals.
For example, Kitawa Aomori Debut Festival.
But a festival is one where you wish for a good harvest.
Wait a minute. Was Nyan Nyan here?
Nyan Nyan, how are you?
Nyan Nyan, come here.
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Oh, Nyan Nyan, you are here.
Nyan Nyan, Nyan Nyan, you are here.
What's up?
Huh?
Are you curious about the wine on the table?
Come on, Nyan Nyan, bring it out.
Nyan Nyan, come on, Nyan Nyan, Nyan Nyan, Nyan Nyan, Nyan Komatsuri.
Yes, the bear revives, too, Nyan Komatsuri.
Yes, the table itself, Nyan Komatsuri.
Yes, it's over.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Hamada-san, what did you think of it?
It was funny.
Thank you.
But Yama-chan was more funny than us.
Yes, it was funny.
I was curious about it.
Yes.
Then let's ask Hosei-san.
Please give us a score!
10 points!
What kind of costume is it?
When we were on another program, our leader, Beat Taget-san, told me to order a costume that I could recognize instantly.
Then each young man ordered a costume and there was a costume check.
Then Beat Taget-san came and stopped in front of me for 2 seconds and said "OK".
That's ridiculous!
So I gave him 10 points including all of them.
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
Let's move on.
The music story full of impact is "Horse and Fish" by Yoshimoto Creative Agency, which is expected to be a big hit this year.
Let's listen!
I'm meeting Hosei for the first time today.
We haven't had a meal yet, but I imagined that Hosei and I would get along very well and made it into a song.
The title is "Thank you, Hosei".
Walking down Sennichimae Street at night, I get a call from Hosei.
"What's up with you again?" I'm a little sad and depressed.
How pathetic.
Anyway, let's go get some food.
You're in a good mood.
He's in a good mood.
Let me continue.
I'm meeting Hosei for the first time today.
We imagined that we would get along very well and made it into a song.
The title is "Thank you, Hosei".
Thank you.
In front of the dressing room where the theater performance ended, I was alone in the corner of the hallway.
I was nervous and trembling, and Mr. Matsumoto called me out.
"Why do you look like that?" "What did you do?" "It's me, Matsumoto," "What did you do?" "Why do you look like that?" "Did you slip?" "Not at all," "Are you OK?" "Not at all," "Are you OK?" "Because," "So," "it was a big blast," "No!"
Thank you very much!
It's been two years since we last met!
Um, actually,
Mr. Hamada's song,
you made it for me today...
Tell him!
Why don't you stop him?
OK, listen up.
I made this song imagining how close I would be with Mr. Hamada.
The title is...
Thank you, Mr. Hamada,
What's that supposed to mean?
As I was crying, as I was crying, I called you.
And then, with some kind advice,
Mr. Hamada put a big takoyaki in front of me and said...
This place's takoyaki is the best! The outside is crispy and the inside is soft. You should become a hot, hot man like the takoyaki here.
When we meet again, if you make that sad face again, I will shake you and put sauce on you and eat you.
What the hell is that?!
You didn't say it in English!
Thank you.
What were you saying?
You were talking in English.
The super eccentric duo that appeared like a comet in the women's entertainment world.
Nippon Erectile Alliance! Come in!
I know you don't know me.
Hey, don't you like me?
Don't you like me?
No! No! No!
Why?
I love you, Dakara.
Don't you like me?
No! No! No!
My life has changed since I met you, Akemi.
You taught me the joy of talking to an old man like me again.
Don't you like me?
No! No! No!
Why?
Oh, Akemi, do you like hot springs?
There is a wonderful hot spring inn in the mountains of my hometown of I-I-Iufuin.
Would you like to go with me next time?
No! No! No!
Excuse me, I have an old-fashioned and narrow request.
Could you exchange me with Akemi Miboujin, who I bought at your house the other day?
No! No! No!
You can save money and be a man only if you have neutral fat, right?
Right, right, right?
Oh, I want to be popular! I want to be popular!
I want to be popular! I want to be popular!
Let's move on!
The next one is this person!
Yes!
In a divorce drama with an actress, the world was in turmoil. That man finally joined the show!
He's stupid!
In a divorce drama with an actress, the world was in turmoil. That man finally joined the show!
Who?
Speed Wagon Itoda Jun, hamburger master!
Here you go!
He's stupid!
What's up?
This city hasn't changed at all!
You look like you don't know whether you want bread or rice!
Have you forgotten?!
It's me! It's me!
It's a hamburger!
I'll get it with my voice.
Let's start with a hot iron plate of 100g!
So, hamburger, when you were wandering around at home, your mother said to you, "Hey, hamburger, how long are you going to wander around? It's about time you get a job! You're a hamburger, aren't you?"
Yes!
For a low-class job...
Hamburger!
His voice is just loud!
He's stupid!
His voice is good, but let's move on!
A hot iron plate of 200g!
Hamburger!
As your mother said, you got a job.
Then you were able to get a job.
What?!
You were able to get a job because of this misfortune.
Yes!
For a hamburger and for a job, rice is important!
Hamburger!
What?
What's with you?
How are you?!
Shut up! I don't want that!
How did you like tonight's joke?!
Please vote for us!
One! Eight! Nine! Ten!
Thank you.
Thank you!
Actually, I heard from the staff that you barely passed.
It's only been two years.
But you barely passed, right?
Yes.
Oh, really?
Yes, yes.
Also! Chief Hamaku!
Yes?
I have a favor to ask you.
Yes?
Like Endo and Chiaki, I'd like to do a comedy like "Wakaretemo Ii Kanji"?
Yes.
I'd like to do a comedy with my ex-wife and my kids.
I've been thinking about it for a while now.
Yes?
Is it really that bad?
Is it really that bad?!
Welcome.
Um...
Is this a bento shop?
That's right.
Oh, but it doesn't look like one.
It used to be a porn shop.
Oh, I see.
We renovated it.
It might be a little old-fashioned.
A little.
What can we get you?
Let's see...
The most popular one is...
Kara...ange...bento.
The next most popular one is...
Gomoku...ange...kakechaha...ange.
The next most popular one is...
katsudon...
Oh, that's normal.
Hey, as you can see over there,
"drink service campaign"...
Huh? I don't see it.
It's peeled off again.
It peels off right away.
How can we do it well?
Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!
Hooray!
Well, please wait for a moment until you can have lunch.
Yes.
It's really cold and tough in this season...
Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!
By the way, I like sushi very much.
Oh, that's good.
Do you like sushi?
Do you like it or not?
Then, let's say I like it.
Then, let's say I don't like it.
Then, let's say I like it or not.
Do you like it or not?
Which one is it?
Do you like sushi or not?
Oh, of course I don't like it.
Oh, then you should come to my family.
Oh, that's right. His family runs a sushi restaurant in Hokkaido.
Oh, that's right.
Do you like ice coffee?
Yes, I use good beans.
You idiot!
Do you like ice coffee?
Ice coffee is the best.
Where do you drink it?
It's not ice coffee.
What is it?
It's orange juice.
In the end, it's just a drink.
What are you doing?
If you don't deny it, it will just be a soft drink.
That's right. That's right.
That's right.
All jokes I come up with are good.
Shut up!
Hello, everyone.
I'm Nana Takamatsu.
Today, I would like to introduce the words I use, "miss".
The way of going to the bathroom.
The common people go to the bathroom.
The miss goes to pick flowers.
Furthermore, when you burn an odaibe, you cut down a rose tree.
That's all.
It's okay, it's okay, I'll do it today. No, no, you always help me, so I'll take care of it here.
Did you make me say "okuba gata gata" with your fingers stuck in my ass hole?
Sir, shall I roll an orange from the slope of Florence and make your parents pick it up?
Wait! Yama-chan is a servant of a kid! Stop it!
Let's talk in private!
Are you really a young lady?
Yes, I'm actually a young lady.
Is that your family?
Yes, it is.
But of course, you know about Downtown and Hosei, don't you?
I'm sorry, but I saw them two years ago.
What?!
You saw them on TV?
No, I haven't seen them since then.
I've always thought of you, Matsumoto-san, as an athlete.
Why?
Because you're 800 meters tall.
That's the worst thing you've said today!
That's no good!
News for kids!
Director Matsumoto Hitoshi's fourth film "R-100" will be released soon!
R-100
This is the last one!
Please!
That man will try a super innovative impersonation.
He's from Yoshimoto Creative Agency.
"R-G"!
Go ahead!
R-G
Hello! I'm Steve Jobs!
Welcome to this presentation!
Its most important thing is...
iPod? No!
iPad? No!
This is...
iMeasure!
iMeasure is...
Telephone!
Internet!
Camera!
and Magic!
Right?
iMeasure is...
Most important app!
centimeterrr
Right?
Right? For example...
For example... My hand...
My hand is...
21cm!
21cmrrr...
is...
Cobra!
Cobra! Snake's cobra!
Snake's cobra's...
My head is like this and it's about 21cm.
This is eye measure. My presentation is finished. Thank you.
Thank you very much!
According to this memo...
Yes.
The story is a little different, but...
Yes.
Hosei's usual...
Yes. Hosei's usual...
Yes.
Just one...
Oh, no problem!
This will be a good appeal, won't it?
Yes. Yes.
Kotei Tomoyasu's song called "Thrill"...
OK!
I would like to sing it for you.
Please!
Hosei's usual...
I want to say it quickly!
Hosei's usual...
I want to say it quickly!
Hosei's usual...
I want to say it quickly!
I want to say it!
Morning! Morning!
Midnight!
Hosei! Hosei! Hosei! Hosei! Hosei! Hosei!
Hosei's usual...
I want to say it quickly!
Dance! Dance!
Hosei! Hosei! Hosei! Hosei! Hosei! Hosei!
In private...
I wear glasses!
Thank you.
Then, Hosei!
Yes?
Please rate them!
OK.
Six points!
After Yamawan Grand Prix, it is the first time for me to evaluate seriously.
Please do it all for me.
Matsumoto-san, what do you think?
It was very good.
Thank you.
It's really funny.
I've never seen such a slippery person in "the manzai".
8th YAMO-1 Grand Prix.
The winner is...
this man!
Umato...
Satoru!
Umato Satoru!
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Lastly, we'd like to ask Hosei for a closing remark.
Please!
Please come again next year!
Umato Satoru!
Thank you!