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When it's time to party, we will party hard
This is the funny prank that aired on New Year's Eve.
But it's not all.
There are more pranks that we haven't shown you yet.
Take a picture of me!
Tonight, we will show you all the funny pranks that we haven't shown you yet.
What did you do?
The main actor will play the role of Yuru in his dream.
Guffin!
He will practice martial arts.
Thank you.
He will completely dissolve Tendo's foolish mind.
He will have a six-hour day off on New Year's Eve.
What did you say?!
"The Earth Defense Force That You Must Not Laugh At" is finally complete!
"The Earth Defense Force That You Must Not Laugh At" 24 hours!
Don't miss it! "The Earth Defense Force That You Must Not Laugh At" special!
Stop it!
Can you stop this voice? Really!
This is the complete version of "Earth Defense Force" that you can't laugh about.
We will show you scenes selected from the broadcast on New Year's Day and unreleased videos more and more.
It's too much.
That's right.
Of course, there are many unreleased videos.
On New Year's Day, there are many unreleased videos that are interesting.
What day is it today?
It's Tuesday.
Tuesday is the best time, isn't it?
It's the best time of the year.
I'm old and I'm excited, so I'm calm.
It's the best time of the year to really laugh.
Isn't it the best time of the year on the 31st?
To be honest, I don't think everyone is watching it as much as you are watching it.
Really?
Especially this time, everyone is worried about Sub- chan's retirement.
I'm finally calm and I'm watching it again.
You went bold with your bangs, didn't you?
Yes.
He pulled out his hand.
Let's watch it together, Yama-chan!
Isn't this Matsumoto-san's video?
It ended last year.
Can you use that retirement phrase for me this year?
I can't say "retirement."
Retirement.
Go ahead.
I'm not bored.
Where do you think you're at?
"Earth Defense Forces 24 Hours" that you must not laugh at.
Let's watch it from the beginning.
The five people who will work as new members this time...
were forced to change into suitable clothes.
No way!
Why? Are you a girl?
From the moment you get on the bus, you can't laugh anymore.
The first laughable person is...
I'm the only one who can make you laugh like you do.
His voice is hoarse and it's hard to hear what he's saying.
Then...
Another rival appears and tries to seduce Madonna.
Sake, my friend, I'm tired of all of you who are trying to seduce me.
After losing his specialty, he came to a tough salaryman.
Is there no tomorrow?
When I grew up, I lost everything I had.
Now, I have nothing to say.
Maybe I'm a fool.
Following Endo's father who became a salaryman, his mother and brother appear.
In addition...
What is this?
Endo, help me!
All-star!
Endo, help me!
I don't want to go home!
With his family, even his ex-wife and a woman whom he couldn't get along with became blind.
The next blind people are the children who appeared in that program.
The first one is Sky!
Winter Adventure Special!
This time, you will meet...
Shota, who is five years old, and Ryuta, who is four years old.
Sky, who is a little older than you, and Amae...
They are very close brothers.
Ryuto is crying because he is anxious.
Then, look at this.
A kind older brother,
takes out his collar,
puts it between his own nose,
and tries to make Ryuto smile.
According to the narration,
the story progresses.
Ryuto?
A kind older brother,
who happened to be nearby,
called out "Are you okay?"
Are you okay?
According to the narration,
in order to make Ryuto smile,
he puts his collar between his nose.
The kids should be laughing, but they're crying.
Everyone's crying.
I'm crying!
What are you doing?!
Are you going to wreck my party?!
You scared me!
Wait a minute.
You told me to make you laugh...
What are you doing?!
Who made you cry?
Hey!
What are you doing?!
I'm sorry.
Hey!
I'm going to...
Yes?
I'm going to wreck your party.
Yes.
Right?!
Yes.
Take off your collar.
I'm sorry, but...
No, no. I know. I know.
What?
I'm going to beat you up.
Matsumoto!
Hamada!
Ondo!
Out!
Make a name for yourself.
My name is...
What is it?!
Sukitei...
Hosei!
Canada! End! Canada! Out!
Get up! You're the one who should do the work!
What's with that face?
It's off!
Canada! End! Canada! Out!
It's not revealed yet.
There are other blind spots on the bus.
Fujiwara!
Yes?
This guy is a little...
He's really cool.
That's right.
He's really cool.
That's right.
He's really cool.
Thank goodness.
But it's perfect.
Thank goodness.
But it's perfect.
It's huge.
Hosei! End! Canada! Out!
What was it like?
It's like a bus.
It's huge.
This will be left behind.
Anyway, thank you for your hard work today.
But Funassyi and little old man, you were very popular today as well.
Thank you, Funassyi!
I don't want to hear that comment!
Actually, Funassyi, little old man and one more dream character will form a new dream character trio.
That sounds exciting!
That's right!
But who's the other dream character?
He's supposed to be here any minute now.
Another dream character for this popular dream character trio...
Put a yellow ball in the king's belly
and say "I love you"
I love you
I love you, too
Whose is it? It's not small at all
It's "Oma"'s "tuna chief"
"Oma"'s "tuna chief"
It only has a head
"Oma"'s "tuna chief"
We're going to do it with these three
First, greetings
We need a greeting that will have an impact on children's hearts
Okinoshi
Thank you for coming today
Thank you. I'm glad.
It's good. It should be popular.
Next, next, next, sir
Can you see me?
If you can see me, it means you have a beautiful heart
I'm Masaharu Bokuyama from Amagasaki
No, you're wrong
You're wrong
You're wrong, you're wrong, you're wrong, you're wrong, you're wrong
It's impossible for you to say that
It's impossible
Just say it
Next, "tuna chief", please
Hello, everyone
I'm Seiwa Umemiya, also known as Tatsuo, and people call me "tuna captain".
50 years ago, I met Claudia Tuna in Ginza Tuna and we were together.
My daughter, Anza Tuna, got married and went back to Tuna in 2 years.
Tuna!
Tuna! Tuna! Tuna!
Everyone is out!
Tuna! Tuna!
What is tuna?
You have to put tuna on everything.
Yes, sir!
Ms. Yumemiya, you have to put tuna on everything.
You know that, don't you?
As a senior, can you do something for me?
Ms. Tuna, what should I do for you?
Oh, Ms. Tuna!
Why don't you write a poem for me?
A poem for you?
Yes, Ms. Tuna!
Ms. Tuna, can you do it?
Can you do it, Ms. Tuna?
Okay, you three, write it in three letters.
Okay!
Here we go!
The topic is...
Tuna! Tuna's "ma"!
"Ma"! It's like a fish's "osama"!
"Gu"! It's popular as a gourmet food!
"Ro"!
"Rombu"!
What?
What did you say?
What's with you?
You're crazy!
You're terrible!
You're especially terrible this year!
"Rombu"?
Anything else, little man? Help me out!
How about an impromptu skit?
An impromptu skit?
Yes!
Okay, I'll give you the topic.
Excuse me, but I'd like to ask you for an impromptu skit.
Do you have a topic for me?
Well, "school"!
"School"!
Thank you!
Okay, Ms. Tuna, here we go!
An impromptu skit!
The topic is "school"!
Ms. Tuna, go ahead!
I'm going to school!
No!
I don't want to go!
I wish I could die.
Let's have a meeting again.
I'm going to school!
I wish I could die.
It was hard.
It was hard for him, too.
It was like a war zone.
This is the headquarters of Gars-Krobikari Earth Defense Force.
Like this, they arrived at the headquarters of Gars- Krobikari Earth Defense Force.
Can you line up here?
Then, they received a laughable propaganda.
Look at this!
This is the statue of the legendary Earth Defense Force Gars-Isser.
This statue of Gars-Isser...
When you put your hand in your mouth...
It turns into fire, doesn't it?
When you put your hand in your mouth,
you can see if someone has a heart of justice or not.
It also becomes the mouth of the truth.
On behalf of Gars-Isser, Matsumoto...
Can you put your hand in your mouth?
Please.
Can I put my hand in my mouth?
You can put either hand in your mouth.
Why am I the representative of Gars-Isser?
Matsumoto, Kanata, out!
You guys are so plain!
What's wrong with you?
I think you have something in your mouth.
What kind of old man's voice was that?
I forgot to say it, but...
I'm sorry for putting my hand in my mouth.
Kanata, let's go!
You're always like this.
What are you doing?
Matsumoto, out!
You're out!
Until the five members arrived, they were fighting against the loose-figure army.
The first assassins at headquarters were...
Oh, it's you guys.
Kanata, out!
After the director saved the five members from joining the army, they had a toast with wine.
After you guys...
Saved from joining the army...
Cheers!
Is that what you say?!
Director Matsukata, cheers!
I'll teach you how to be a new member of the team!
Hey, director...
What kind of person is Matsumoto?
Of course...
I'm Matsumoto.
I know!
He's a sports instructor from America!
Isn't it Shakurusa?!
That's right!
He's from Nigeria!
Isn't it Tommy Odoman?!
Could it be...
He was aiming for the same age as that beautiful teacher?!
Isn't it Sakamochiya of Arcadi III?!
It can't be!
In the training room where the five of them are waiting...
It's the usual "pull out" scene...
Wow!
No problem!
This pattern...
One, two...
This happened, didn't it?
He was aiming for the Earth Defense Forces!
One, two...
Here it comes!
Matsumoto!
Tanaka!
Tosei!
Out!
This is what happens when you're late.
I can't believe this is happening.
This is bad.
Tanaka!
Out!
Hey, you're too loud!
Tanaka, you're in!
You're late.
Tanaka!
From Tanaka's "pull out" scene...
There were two DVDs.
One of them...
was a letter of appreciation from a young girl to Tosei.
To my dad, thank you for always doing your best at work.
Thanks to your hard work, our family is able to eat and be happy.
I really appreciate it.
I know you're tired from work, but please let me know if you have any questions.
And let's help and have fun with our family.
You can do it! I love you!
I love you, Mom.
Thank you for always doing your best at work for our family.
I'm always tired from work, but I'm very happy that we can play together on our days off.
I'm really glad I met you.
And I'm really glad I have a dad like you.
Thank you for raising us well.
Please continue to do your best at work.
Thank you so much, Dad.
I love you, Dad.
Right, Yamasaki Yara?
You were patient.
I was patient.
The second letter is from her favorite son, Tanaka.
To my dad, I love you because you play with me when I have a day off from work.
But now I am tired and I sleep a lot even though I am at home. I am sorry for hitting the ball on your head to wake you up.
I am happy that you come and watch my soccer match even though you are tired.
When you came to watch my match the other day, you praised me for my defense and I wanted to do better.
My mom told me that my dad never played soccer and I don't know much about it.
But you ask your friends about soccer and teach them, right?
Thank you for studying soccer for me.
Thank you.
My dad always does weird things on TV.
My friends tell me weird things and make fun of me sometimes.
But I think you are cool.
Thank you for everything, dad. I love you.
3 years old. Red team. Tanaka.
Thai kick.
- Really.
- It's amazing.
I see. This is what happens when you do it.
Five people are overwhelmed with emotion, but then a blind man attacks.
- When did you take it? - It's true.
- What's up? - Isn't it him?
- Isn't it a little different from my imagination? - It must be.
- Because you said there was a little gorilla in it. - What?
- Isn't it a little realistic? - It must be.
- He's still saying it. - Hey, he's there. Hurry up and come.
- Hurry up! - Hurry up and come!
- What's up? - Look!
- Who's there? - He's popular.
- What's up? - Isn't it him?
- Isn't it a little different from my imagination? - It must be.
- Because you said there was a little gorilla in it. - What?
- Isn't it a little realistic? - It must be.
- He's still saying it. - Hey, he's there. Hurry up and come.
- Hurry up! - Look!
- What's up? - Look!
- Who's there? - Isn't it a little realistic?
I was crying...
and I got dented.
- You got dented! - Isn't it realistic?
- Isn't it realistic if you get dented?
You can do it, can't you?
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
I look like an idiot.
Relax.
I'm not okay!
Relax.
What?
That guy, right?
Yeah.
Then hurry up and tell me!
Here I go.
You can do it, Deluxe!
You can do it!
I've always loved you.
Will you go out with me?
I can't go out with you.
Why not?
I can't go out with you.
Why not?
Out!
No, no, I'm sorry.
Oh, okay.
Your gender...
Out!
I don't know your gender anymore.
Ouch!
It didn't work.
Sit down.
Ouch!
I've always loved you.
What's with that DVD?
You look like her a lot.
Isn't she cute, too?
Her chest is crooked.
She's so cute!
Isn't she cute?
You can do it!
Look! Her chest is crooked!
You can do it!
Are you okay?
I'm sorry for being so sudden.
You're so cute.
Will you go out with me?
No, I have a child and a dream.
Why?
Why? Why?
Why?
I don't want to do this after watching that video.
I don't want to do this.
Matsumoto, Hamada, Rendon, Tanaka, out!
I'm sorry!
Oh, no!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry, Rendon!
I'm sorry!
I didn't mean it like that, Matsumoto.
Let's go home.
That's enough.
Let's go home.
Are you okay?
I'm not okay.
Huh?
Where's Rendon?
He's not here.
Rendon...
Stop it!
Tanaka, Hamada...
I know what you're up to.
Tell me what you're up to.
I...
Ouch!
Tell me...
Ouch!
What's wrong with you?
It's like jyaga-metcha.
The five of them were fighting Matsumoto, who was moved by the DVD.
He's popular.
Matsumoto, who has rebuilt himself over time, appears in Kobayashi Asahi 2 minutes.
He played the role of Kantaro Terauchi's family.
Kantaro doesn't care and goes wild.
Tetsudai doesn't care and goes wild.
Matsumoto, who is in middle age, gets a strong kiss.
Compliment me! Compliment me! I changed my cooking immediately!
They challenge to change their cooking immediately with a lunch menu.
They put the food on the same melody and praise it.
Then, they show it off.
First of all, Tanaka challenges with a melody under a tree in a big country.
Macaroni gratin!
Next, Hosei challenges.
This is a challenge.
Yudo class!
There was tofu, large yudo tofu.
There was a lot of tofu.
I ate it with white tofu.
Out!
Next, Matsumoto will sing with rain.
Music, start!
Goya-chan-tsuru!
Goya-no-chan-tsuru-kasanto!
Pichi-pichi-chan-chan-chan-tsuru!
Out!
You did your best!
Pichi-pichi-chan-chan-to-chan-tsuru!
Out!
Next, Hamada will sing.
Music, start!
Eun-na-don!
Eun-na-don, everyone loves it!
Let me get 2 easily from above!
Get some dashi and...
LaLaLa...
Dashi, dashi...
Next, Hosei sings a cover song of "Satchan".
"Oikoro"!
Oh, it's difficult.
"Oikoro" is...
"Oikoro" is... meat and miso mixed.
Matsumoto, Hosei, Maemi, Shimizu...
Kamata, Endo, Kamata, Kamata!
Next, Matsumoto will challenge.
Choco croissant!
Choco croissant, I love chocolate in it.
But it's so expensive that I can't open my wallet.
It's so expensive, croissant.
Matsumoto, Endo, Kamata, out!
Next, Hamada. Will he be praised well?
Music, start!
Shanghai yakisoba!
There's a lot of vegetables in it and it's so tender.
But people who like it and people who don't like it end up parting ways.
I like Shanghai.
Matsumoto, Endo, Kamata, out!
He punched in the end.
A game battle where laughing is allowed.
If you don't use one of the foul-smelling nose spray, you succeed.
The guest, Maeda, is not happy.
What's wrong?
Senpai!
Senpai! Senpai!
Is it smelly?
What's that smell?
It's smelly!
When he returned to the training room and pressed the button...
What are you doing?
You're overdoing it.
What are you doing?
What do you mean?
Screws, screws, screws!
The screws fell off!
How many screws are there?
The screws on your back...
I'm sorry, Mako.
I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry.
You're all out!
What are you talking about?
You're still here!
And after this...
An unreleased event...
And after this...
An unreleased event...
Everyone, we're in trouble!
What?
We've just been informed that an alien has infiltrated the earth defense force.
What?
We're going to question their intention of doing so.
Everyone, let's go see.
That's bad news!
Let's go.
It's finally the earth defense force.
What?
When we expose the alien who is lost in the earth defense force...
What will the five of us see?
This way, everyone.
Oh!
It doesn't matter who you are.
Whoa!
You're very well-groomed.
Hahahahaha
My name is Housei Endo.
Please be comfortable.
Alright!
From now on, we will provide you with the sponsors you see.
Now, without further ado, we will call upon the chairman of the board who will be handling this suspicious case.
Chairman, please come in.
In fact, a year ago, Endo was exposed to surprising facts over and over again while his family was there.
What kind of facts?
I'll ask you right away, but are you driven by Endo?
Yes, I'm sure of it.
What's going to happen this time?
I'm sure of it, but I'm sure of it.
Chairman Takeuchi.
Despite our important mission of protecting human peace,
there are people in that unit who have unsuitable suspicions as Earth Defense Forces.
I'm counting on you, Vice Chairman Chihara.
Yes, sir.
First suspicion.
A suspicion that there are aliens who do despicable things in our Earth Defense Forces is emerging.
Protect that unit there. And I'd like you to bring them here now. Bring them!
A suspicion that there are aliens who do despicable things in our Earth Defense Forces is emerging.
Protect that unit there. And I'd like you to bring them here now. Bring them!
Konsei, out!
What are you doing?
Yamada, out!
What's wrong with you?
Your ears are pointed and you look like an alien.
You look like an alien.
You may look like an earthman, but you're not an alien, are you?
I'm not an alien, I'm an earthman.
You don't look like an earthman at all.
You may look like an alien, but you're an earthman.
- I'm an earthman? - Yes.
- Are you sure? - Yes.
What makes you an earthman?
An earthman...
has a temperament.
- Do you have a temperament? - Yes, I do.
Okay, I'm going to show you that you're really an earthman.
First of all,
I'm going to do a big hit gag review.
If you're an earthman, you know this big hit gag.
I'm going to show you a picture of the entertainer with the gag.
And you're going to do the gag with a loud voice.
- Okay? - Yes.
If you're an earthman, you should be able to do it.
- Can you do it? - Yes.
- Okay, let's do it. - Yes.
I'm going to do the gag with a loud voice.
Action!
Do you know this singer?
She's very fashionable.
Take a picture of me!
- Let's take a picture of you. - What are you doing?
- I'm scared.
I'm scared. I'm scared!
I'm scared!
Ouch!
I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared! I don't like this!
You're not an earthling, are you?!
I'm an earthling.
I see.
This was a coincidence, wasn't it?
Yes.
All right, the next picture is this!
We also did it for The Merging King.
Do you know this one?
Three, two, one, action!
Big boobs, right?
How is it?
Do you want to suck it?
Wipe your tongue.
What kind of gag is it?
Kosei, Rendou, Tanaka, Kato.
What kind of gag is it?
Scary, scary, scary.
How many punches will you get?
Ouch, ouch!
How many punches will you get?
You are not an earthman, are you?
I am an earthman.
If you are an earthman, you can do everything, can't you?
Of course, there are things I know and things I don't know.
I'm not a god.
You know nothing about anything.
I'm not a god.
Kosei, Counter!
He loves to talk.
Ouch!
Ouch.
All right, let's move on to the next judge.
The next judge is a big-hit drama judge.
He will play famous scenes of movies and dramas that everyone on earth knows.
All right?
All right.
Let's go.
First of all, the famous scene where Oda Yuji shouted on the Rainbow Bridge in "Odoru Daisouzasen".
Let's go. Do you know it?
Three, two, one, action!
It's high up here.
If you fall, you die.
It's high up here.
Matsumoto, Kosei, Endo, Tanaka, out!
I'm happy.
What happened?
Ouch!
The protagonist's cage won't fall from the bridge!
You're an alien, aren't you?
No, I'm an earthman.
No, you're not an alien.
Okay, here we go.
Drama!
G-pan was caught and shot by the criminal.
Now, let's hear the scream of the protagonist!
Three, two, one, action!
I'm glad I became a prisoner!
What are you doing?
Matsumoto, Kosei, Endo, Tanaka, out!
You're not an alien, are you?
Ouch!
You're an alien, aren't you?
Moegi!
Yes?
Chief!
What will you do?
No matter how you look at it, he's an alien!
He's not an earthman!
The verdict is that he's an earthman.
He's not an earthman, but he's an alien!
Drama!
Chief, let's move on.
There's a huge demand for an elite earth defense force.
First of all, put it in front of you.
What?
Are you kidding me?
What?
Are you kidding me?
Endo.
Yes, I'm fine.
It's really nothing to worry about.
Actually, there's a huge demand for you.
Do you have it?
No, I don't have it at all.
I see.
Then look at this.
Yes.
What's this?
This is what I was talking about earlier.
Actually, this flip is a calculation problem that came out of Endo's drawing.
But this is easy for me. Can I really do it?
If you answer it in one minute, you succeed.
It was an easy problem, but...
It's wrong!
It didn't solve the elementary three-year level problem, and it maintained its low IQ.
You're being tricked.
Even though it's a large earth defense force of elites, it may not meet the minimum IQ.
Endo.
Yes.
I'll make you pursue it harshly.
Yes.
Then, Chihara and Fukui, I'm counting on you.
Understood.
Endo.
Yes.
Be prepared.
But first of all, let's call a watchman.
Bring a watchman!
He's here.
He's been here for a long time.
Where are you waiting for me?
He's annoying.
Yosei!
Tanaka!
Out!
Hamada!
Out!
Endo.
Yes.
Chihara.
Who is it?
It's my father.
It's my mother.
Mother.
And next?
It's my younger brother.
And next?
It's my ex-wife.
Ex-wife.
I'm a woman who hasn't been seduced yet.
Yamada, Kosei, Sato!
What's the point of that?
Say something less interesting!
What is it?
First of all, you four!
Didn't you know that Endo's intelligence wasn't up to standard and kept it a secret?
That's...
No! Because of that doubt, as a joint responsibility, if Endo makes a mistake, you four will be punished.
From now on, if you're a very simple elementary or middle school student with two A's and B's, you'll know the problem.
If you know it, you four will choose which way Endo can do it.
If you know it and know the correct answer, you'll be fine.
If you don't know the correct answer, a current will flow from that chair.
A current?!
That's enough! Endo, how old are you now?
Forty-two years old.
You're definitely forty-two years old.
No, elementary school student!
Anyone can solve this problem!
Yes!
Please, please!
I'll do my best!
Endo!
I'll do my best!
Now, sit down!
Endo!
Yes?
Take that headphones and blindfold.
Yes.
I'll solve an elementary school student's problem.
If you're an elementary school student, anyone can solve it.
Yes.
Now, the first problem is...
- I think it's definitely... - Watermelon?
- Right? - Yes, it's A.
- I think it's A. - Honestly, I think...
both of them are going to be tough.
- No, no, no! Watermelon! - But, but...
It's a ball! Out!
- Oh, that's no good. - Nothing came out, right?
- That's true. - Oh, I see.
No, I'm not really...
Well, but, if you say it's A or B, it's definitely...
- That penis thing... - No, no, no.
- No, I like it. - Yes, yes.
- Well... - I like it, I like it.
- Then, A or B, which one? - I like it, I like it.
- Um... - Yes.
- Um... Please say it's A. - A.
Okay, give me the question.
Okay, here's the question!
Now, write down this name with your touch pen!
"Nishiuri"?
- That's... - Yes, yes.
- "Nishiuri"? - Yes, yes.
- It's a ball! Out! - Yes, yes.
- "Nishiuri"? - Sorry, sorry, I'm really sorry.
- Endo! - Yes?
- Don't say it out loud! - I'm sorry!
No!
- Are you okay with this? - Yes!
The answer Endo wrote is...
Yes!
- Thank you! - Of course!
- Yes! - Thank you!
- You were sweating! - Thank you!
- Now, the second question! - I'm counting on you!
- Calm down! - Yes, yes, yes!
Here it is!
- Now, since you're speechless... - This is...
A, right?
- No, either one is fine, right? - Yes, either one is fine.
- Either one is fine. - It's easier for me.
- Yes, it is. - It's easier for you.
- Then, it's A! - Yes!
- A! It's decided that it's A! - Yes!
Well, then, here is the question!
Answer the phrase that made you want to eat the fish.
- Well... - Can I write it down now? - Yes.
- That's long. - Yes.
- Hey! - It's long.
- Long, right? - Okay, Endo's answer is...
3, 2, 1...
- Ouch! Ouch! - I'm sorry!
- Please!
- I'm sorry! I'm sorry! - I'm sorry!
- I'm sorry!
- Please... - I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Isn't it "kappa no gyouzui"?
It's not "kappa".
It's not "kappa", young man.
It's "gyouzui" and "kappa no gyouzui", isn't it?
You said it just now.
It's "karasu" (crocodile)
But I've never heard of "karasu no gyouzui".
What?
I've never heard of it.
It's my first time hearing of it, so I can't remember it well now.
"Kappa no gyouzui" exists several times.
What does "kappa no gyouzui" mean?
It's when a lot of people who swim like kappa get together and do "gyouzui".
It's a lot of fun.
You said it like "kappa no gyouzui" last night.
I really did "kappa no gyouzui" last night.
It's not "gyouzui", is it?
Ouch!
It's not "gyouzui", is it?
Let's continue.
Here is the question.
It's very easy.
Answer "multiple".
What will it be?
But it's "b", isn't it?
I think so.
It is.
Then it's "b".
Let's continue.
Here is the question.
Answer "multiple" of the following word.
What?
It's "engo" (English)
- But this is... - I've heard of it.
- You're also a father. - Yes.
- "multiple"... - It's very common.
- "multiple"... Yes, I know this myself. - Yes.
- It's "multiple", isn't it? - Yes.
- I'm sure it has something to do with it. - That's right.
- Now, please write it down. - I'm sure it has something to do with it.
Was it like this?
- Now, this is the answer that Endo wrote. - Is it wrong?
"Child dead".
- Stop it! - Three, two, one...
- It's wrong! - It's wrong, it's wrong, it's wrong!
- It's really wrong.
- Tanaka, out! - It's not true, it's not true, it's not true.
- It's getting worse and worse. - It's "engo" (English)
- "engo" is a little off. - "engo" is... "engo" is...
- Now, let's continue. - It's not too late now!
- It's a duty, isn't it? - It's a duty, isn't it?
- I'm getting a little light here.
- Now, B! - Yes.
- Okay, come on. - This is it!
- "Write down three of the three duties of a citizen." - I've got it, Mr. Korobe.
- No, it's true that you are alive. - Oh, is that okay?
- Yes, it's a three-time duty. - Is it really that simple?
- Yes, it is. - This is the only way.
- This is the only way for you to live as a Japanese person.
- I'm afraid of myself. - That's right.
- It's okay, isn't it?
- "Write down three of the three duties of a citizen." Here it is!
- This is the only way for you to live as a Japanese person.
Here are the three duties of a Japanese citizen.
The first duty of a Japanese citizen is...
not to work.
Labor.
Yes!
Salary.
Gratitude.
Yanaka! Yanaka! Yanaka!
Duty!
It's not a duty.
It's not a duty, is it?
Ouch! Ouch!
What?!
Can you understand this?
Labor.
Working.
Salary.
Studying.
You have to make him study.
You're his parent, right?
Yes.
You're his parent, right?
Yes.
One of the three duties.
Yes.
What do you have to make him do?
Make him happy.
That's right.
In order to make him happy, you have to make him study.
Labor.
Study and...
You're working, too, right?
Labor.
I'm already doing it.
You're doing a lot.
I'm doing a lot.
You should say that you're doing a lot of work.
I'm doing a lot of work. Golfing.
Golfing is not a duty.
Labor.
Summer vacation. Out.
That's enough!
I'm doing a lot of work.
Everyone is doing a lot of work!
I'm working.
I'm getting paid.
Salary!
Kosei! Matsumoto! Out!
Stop it! Stop it!
Ouch! Ouch!
When you're tired...
What do you do when you're treated badly?
That's it.
Shopping?
What do you mean by shopping?
Yamada! Out!
Didn't you say...
When you're tired...
Ouch! Ouch!
What do you pay when you're treated badly?
Salary!
Yes!
How is it?
Huh?
I'm getting paid.
Everyone's getting paid.
Really?
I'm getting paid pretty quickly.
Really?
Dad!
Yes?
How do you feel now, seeing your son like this?
I'm studying hard, so I'm grateful.
Kosei! Out!
You're a father now.
You're doing your duty as a teacher now.
You're a former wife, aren't you?
Yes.
You're a parent now, aren't you?
How pathetic.
But it's true...
I've heard a lot about Kumon...
But it's true...
I've heard a lot about Kumon...
Matsumoto! Yamada!
Kosei! Kanaka!
Out!
Ouch!
I'm sorry.
- Hey! - Yes?
Chairman!
What do you think?
As a member of the Earth Defense Forces, you haven't reached your best ability!
- Yes... - Get him!
Endo!
Huh?
Psychic!
Wow...
You'd better shut up.
Yes, sir!
Just a little more!
Please!
Ouch!
- Ouch! - Ouch!
- This hurts. - Poor guy.
- Now, ex-wife. - Yes?
Have you said anything in the past year?
- It's like this... - Yes?
Even when Endo got married, I told him...
I'm going to be a host, so you should study more.
He said, "I don't know how to study."
I bought a lot of books and simple things, but I didn't study at all.
Why don't you study?
You'll get caught. You'll get caught, idiot.
I said, "My face is twitching."
If you don't say anything, I won't know.
I thought it was cool, but I didn't let him do it.
- I'm sorry. - It's cool.
Matsumoto!
Hanada!
Kosei!
Danaka!
Out!
It's not your fault.
- Ouch! - Ouch!
It's not your fault.
Ouch!
That's all.
Fake earthlings were suffering from Endo's low intelligence.
And the five of them went to the training center.
Of course, while on their way, they saw something funny.
I don't know how I'm going to stay there.
Oh!
Matsumoto!
Yamada!
Kosei!
Yuito!
Wait a minute!
Wolff is the most amazing!
That's right!
Is it usually number three?
No, that's right.
A happy couple with children born
Itao and Fusai are in the car.
Even if you say you love each other, you don't know it well.
Is it a difference of culture?
Matsumoto!
Yamada!
Kosei!
Yamada!
Yamato!
Two people who love each other.
Then...
Yamada!
Kosei!
Itao-san, what are you doing?
Itao-san!
Itao-san, what are you doing?
Kosei-kun, you're dancing!
No, I'm not dancing!
Kosei-kun, you're dancing!
No, I'm not dancing!
I'm not dancing!
Itao performs an unusual dance.
His wife wants him to see it.
Is your wife okay?
She's okay, but...
Watch out!
It's different.
It's different, isn't it?
The steps are different.
It's different.
It's still the same.
The five of them arrive at the training center.
At this facility in Reihou Fuji,
they begin their full-scale training.
This is the training center.
This is an amazing place.
This is where 8,000 people train at the same time.
Even in the center's training center,
of course, they can't leave.
I can't go any further.
When Hamada opens the drawer,
there is...
This is red.
It's here.
M1.
It's a big-sized dancing M1 doll.
M1 doll.
No way!
Wow!
What is it?
A doll!
This time, from photos to dolls, five people suffered from various M-1 dolls.
It's amazing.
Oh, I see.
For example, you can stand up and hold it.
Matsumoto
Tosei
Endo
It just so happens that I know you.
Oh, is that why?
It's not written here.
Next, one person with a serious expression visited the training room.
I wanted you to do something interesting, but I couldn't think of anything.
It's hard for me to think of anything.
It's a graduation album from junior high school.
If I tear it, will you laugh at me?
This is real, isn't it?
Was it interesting?
No, it's not good.
Out!
No, it's not good.
Then, to save Matsumoto from imprisonment, rescue training began.
Fast!
I caught it!
Fast!
When caught in the sea, you receive a punishment that is caught in your heart.
M-strawberry! M-strawberry!
Even handsome actors and actresses who wear skateboards are humiliated by the punishment machine.
What's with your face?
Sometimes, even people who are humiliated like this...
Huh?
I caught it!
Huh?
Huh? Will we be caught if we say things like that?
Let's do something else.
Please don't do it.
Let's do something else.
If we find it, it won't end.
I see.
Hosei-tan is not doing anything.
I know where it is.
I caught it.
The slipper...
It's coming!
Today's special guest is a monster.
Wow, wow, wow!
This is hell!
This is hell's meeting!
Wow, wow! This is hell!
It's tangled up! It's tangled up!
It's annoying! It's so obvious!
It's like a demon is coming!
What should we do?
What should we do about this?
No! No! No! No!
I did it! I did it!
Who did it?!
Hosei bit the rubber off with his own teeth and went back to his friends.
But after that, Hosei was caught by Doraemon.
And he saved Matsumoto.
But...
What is this?
What is this sense?
This is where it gets interesting.
The five of them were trained in other fields as well.
Everyone, listen up.
In the Gursu Tropical Earth Defense Force,
there is a private private teacher.
From now on,
we will go to the private teacher's dojo and study.
Shall we go?
They will learn that technique from the private teacher of Goshinjutsu.
Do we have to come here and learn it?
It's tough.
My back hurts.
Is it here?
It's underground.
Excuse me.
Underground?
It's here.
It's connected to the dojo.
From now on, we will provide you with the sponsor you see.
Gursu Tropical Earth Defense Force
Salute!
(Laughter)
Salute!
(Laughter)
Up to this point, we have provided by sponsors you see.
(Laughter)
We will continue to provide by sponsors you see.
(Laughter)
Salute!
(Laughter)
Everyone, if you're telling the truth, I want you to stand up and say it. Endo!
Yes.
Come forward.
Yes.
Stand up here and say hello to everyone first.
Yes.
(Laughter)
Hey, it's last year's concert.
Yes.
Why are you playing with girls?
Hey!
I'm sorry.
I'm also a manager.
(Laughter)
I'm sorry.
Shotsumoto, Tamada, Kosei, Tanaka, out!
(Laughter)
Ouch!
I'm sorry.
Okay.
Okay!
(Laughter)
Next, Yamazaki!
Yes.
(Laughter)
Let's go over there and clean it up. Yes.
I heard you can do rakugo now.
Oh, thank you.
Whenever and wherever. Yes.
If you can't do rakugo calmly, you're disqualified as an earth defense force.
Yes.
Try rakugo.
No matter what obstacles come in, don't stop that rakugo on the way.
Go!
A tool shop in Osaka went to buy it in Shikoku,
but they couldn't find anything useful, so they had no choice but to go back to Osaka by hand.
I wanted to take a break, so I went to a nearby tea shop...
(Laughter)
Matsumoto, Yamada, Endo, Tanaka, out!
(Laughter)
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Wasn't that tough?
Keep going!
(Laughter)
I went to buy it in Shikoku, but I couldn't find anything useful, so I had no choice but to go back to Osaka by hand.
I wanted to take a break, so I went to a nearby tea shop...
(Laughter)
What are you eating?
(Laughter)
That's all I can say.
(Laughter)
Matsumoto, Yamada, Endo, Tanaka, out!
(Laughter)
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Yamasaki, Shigio, out!
(Laughter)
Matsumoto!
Yes?
Sit here and think about it.
I don't know how the enemy will let you go off guard.
Yes.
Don't let your guard down.
Yes.
(Laughter)
Are you happy with me?
(Laughter)
Are you happy with me?
(Laughter)
Oh, is that so?
That's right.
Oh, I see.
I'm sorry, I didn't know the rules.
Oh, damn it!
Next, Tanaka!
Yes.
You will be assisted by my best enemy.
Danmitsu-kun, come in!
(Cheers)
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
(Cheers)
You can see the attack from the front, so it's easy to judge.
But you can't see it from the back, so it's very difficult.
If you know where you are, you can avoid it right away.
I'll do it.
Yes, go ahead.
Now, since Danmitsu-kun has his butt touched,
except for the anus, it's "boo".
"Boo", that's right.
And when you hit the anus, it's "ping pong"!
"Ping pong", that's right.
Look up.
Now, go ahead.
Yes.
"Sei"!
"Boo"!
"Sei"!
"Ping pong"!
Ouch!
It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!
Lie down! Lie down! Lie down!
One more time!
You said "ah" first, before "ping pong"!
"Ah, ping pong"!
That's right, that's right.
"Ah, ping pong"!
You can't say "ah, ping pong"!
Ah, I don't know.
Concentrate!
You have to say "ping pong"!
Concentrate!
I'll do it.
"Sei"!
"Boo"!
"Sei"!
"Ah, ping pong"!
(Laughs)
Ping pong, right?
Don't say "Ah"!
No, no.
Ouch!
One more time!
Ah, no way.
Ah, no way!
Start!
Yes!
Sei!
"Boo"!
Sei!
"Boo"!
Sei!
"Boo"!
Sei!
"Ah, ping pong"! (Laughs)
Out!
How many times?
No!
Ouch!
That's enough!
That's enough training!
Hamada!
Yes!
Sit this way.
Like this?
A little more.
Yes.
Sit.
I don't want to see this.
Ouch!
Danmitsu-kun! Yes!
Look at Hamada's crotch!
What?
Look at it.
This is humiliating.
Right now, Danmitsu-kun is looking at your crotch.
Out!
Ouch!
Ouch! Ouch!
Look at me. Look at me. Look at me closely.
How is it? How is it?
Just looking at me isn't enough for you?
No.
Do you want me to touch you?
No.
Do you want me to touch you?
I want you to touch me.
Do you really want me to touch you?
Do you want me to touch you?
Yes.
Do you want me to touch you?
Yes!
Ouch!
I didn't say "Danmitsu-kun"!
Danmitsu-kun!
Out!
He's really mad at me.
I see.
Ouch!
I think you did a good training.
Please go back to work.
Yes.
Thank you.
You've gotten stronger.
It was tough.
It was really tough.
The fight broke out between the two teams.
The five of them went for a middle aged man.
Don't mess with me!
Shut up and watch me!
Stop it!
They couldn't stop the fight.
They fought with their own pride and strength.
In fact, just before that, the five met a special force.
I forgot to say this, but various people in this corridor of the defense army pass by, so don't forget to say hello.
What?
Various people pass by.
Wow, wow, wow, where did you get on?
Everyone in the defense army's super elite narysmash force, come here a little.
Everyone, come here a little.
Come here a little.
Everyone, come here a little.
It's a big bear.
You know it.
Is it me?
It's you.
Ouch!
"Nari-sumashi-butai".
He's doing "Nari-sumashi-butai" and confusing the aliens.
He's amazing.
I know.
After practicing "go-shin-jitsu",
he encountered "Nari-sumashi-butai".
That's right.
He participated in "Genius Astronauts Memorial Ceremony".
"Genius Astronaut" Ken-kun had a free-spirited personality.
We're going to do "Nari-sumashi-butai" and "Genius Astronauts Memorial Ceremony".
He appeared at the ceremony.
The tragedy happened again.
His personality was betrayed and he was beaten up again and again.
Close your eyes!
I don't want to!
What?
I don't want to!
Normally!
If you run away, you know it, right?
Yes.
All right!
Is it bad?
We don't know what will happen next.
Visitors to the training room are in trouble.
It's not as red as it was in the morning.
I ate something cold.
It's hot!
*gibberish*
Why isn't anyone moving in here?!
Why?!
*gibberish*
Out! Out!
It stinks!
The smell of vinegar...
Ouch!
You're drinking too much tea, old man.
*gibberish*
Matsumoto...Tanaka...Endo...
Out!
No, no, let's stop.
No...
Ouch!
*gibberish*
Ouch...
*gibberish*
Matsumoto...Tanaka...Endo...
Out!
It stinks!
Ouch!
*gibberish*
We're busy.
*gibberish*
I can only speak Japanese, you know.
Are you going to let me watch it?
I can't watch it here.
What's up with you?
Master, what's up?
What's up with you?
What's up?
What's up with you?
What's up?
What's up with you?
It hurts!
Hey, Kondo!
Nagato!
No one's going to catch me.
It hurts!
It really hurts.
It hurts, and it made that sound.
So you hit me?
No, I was just beat up.
Do you remember what happened?
I remember I was drunk.
I remember I was drunk, and I smelled like a gorilla.
Really?
Yes.
Hey, you...
It's him!
You're out!
Why me?
It's him!
Hey, you...
The police are here, so don't...
Good morning, sir!
Are you apologizing for today?
You stink!
Huh?
Good morning!
You stink!
Did you hit me?
You're out!
Did you hit me?
It hurts.
I don't know, but it hurts for the first time.
It hurts.
What's wrong with you, old man?
Did you hit me?
No, I didn't hit you.
Are you the only one?
There's another one.
There's another one?
There's another one.
He's been hiding.
Who?
He's been hiding.
There are two of them.
They're all out.
That's right, there are two of them.
It's okay, officer.
Do something about it.
It's okay, officer.
It hurts.
There's another one.
There's another one?
There's another one.
There's another one, right?
There's another one.
If you drink highball, you'll laugh.
Why do you laugh when you drink highball?
You'll laugh.
Come here, you two.
What are you talking about?
Let's talk.
Call me more.
Stop it.
It hurts.
Stop it.
Stop it!
It hurts!
Stop it!
Stop it, officer!
Are you going to die?
We're in trouble.
What are you talking about?
No way.
Why did you get in my car?
I was surprised.
That cop ate my meat.
What's going on?
He said something smelly.
What?
Is it this area?
I don't know.
It's this area, right?
Tanaka, out!
Thank you.
You can't go in there.
You can't open it.
That's right.
Justice sucks, too.
Huh?
Isn't it funny?
It's funny, isn't it?
What's up? What are you doing?
You shouldn't laugh.
You shouldn't laugh?
You're a bad guy.
Bad!
That was amazing.
OK!
It was really amazing.
Please.
You shouldn't laugh on this show, right?
Huh?
You shouldn't laugh on this show, right?
You should laugh?
You're a bad guy.
What's up with this time?
Oh!
That was amazing!
You guys.
Today's two shots were amazing!
At the Security Department Report Meeting, five embarrassing episodes were revealed.
In the theater, there's a scene where a boy is being ping-ponged.
So, you ping-pong and say, "Yamazaki, out!"
It's really funny.
I've been there before, but it's not rich enough to be ping-ponged.
(He's been there before, but it's not rich enough to be ping-ponged.)
A report about Hamada.
It seems like foreigners are not good at it.
It's really popular in Japan, but it seems like foreigners are not good at it.
When I went to a restaurant overseas, I was really hungry.
I wanted to eat a lot of food, so I was going to eat slowly.
When a foreigner came up to me and said, "Finish!"
I was like, "Yes!"
I'm not good at it!
And Matsumoto.
I asked him when he was going to the gym.
He said he was going to the gym with his wife first.
And then he said he was going to the gym with his mom.
He's married now, isn't he?
How awkward!
On the way to this press conference,
he encounters that special force again.
He's greeted by various people from the defense force again.
It's another special force.
Everyone …
Ouch!
They didn't look like each other at all
Their backgrounds are totally different
It's dangerous to work like that
The five men were beaten up by drunkards and met up with the police again
After the training center, they went back to headquarters
It's not released yet
When they went back to headquarters, they saw that man's VTR
In the Gas Earth Defense Force, not only people on Earth, but also aliens who came to Earth are placed in the call center to answer questions
Let's see how the call center looks like in reality
Today's co-hosts are Mary and Hideko Onishi
Yes, Gas Earth Defense Forces Call Center.
What happened?
Well, first of all, you have to take the exam, so please take the exam.
What kind of exam?
Well, it might be better to say a test, but I put a helmet on my head and put some electromagnetic waves in my head.
Well, then...
Jay is...
Let's do our best!
Jay, out!
I'm moved.
Wow, he's fast!
Let's do our best!
It's Jay, Jay!
Jay?
Jay is...
Jay of the Giants, right?
Sorry for wasting your time.
Is that so?
Oh, no...
Excuse me for a moment, please.
Yes, Gas Earth Defense Force Call Center.
What happened?
Everyone says that Osprey is dangerous, but how dangerous is it?
Yes, Osprey is...
Um...
If you could please take Osprey to the trash can...
Osprey is... trash?
Osprey...
Oh, I'm sorry.
I said it wrong.
Osprey is...
Um...
You can put a handkerchief on your hand...
And...
You can hit your butt with a whip...
Bang! Bang! Bang!
And...
Um...
It's Osprey.
Isn't it dangerous?
No, no...
If you could...
If you could please choose...
Um...
Rend! Out!
Ouch!
Um...
If you could...
I... Um...
Um... Like this...
Lift up your butt a little like this...
Like this...
Lift it up like this...
Your butt... Um...
From your...
Slippery part of your butt...
Your slippery part of your butt...
Matsumoto, Endo, out!
What's up with you?
Hey, your slippery part of your butt...
Ouch!
From your butt...
When you did that...
It felt good...
That's enough!
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be of any help.
The five men were being tortured by a special man.
Their last trial was with the Earth Defense Forces, who should never be surprised.
I can now speak!
If you talk to me every day...
I can now speak!
This is where things get interesting.
In "Don't Be Surprised," there are other tricks like this.
When the five men gather together...
A must-have character appears in "Don't Be Surprised."
I'm scared.
I'm speaking!
Wow!
Damn!
It's been a while. It's been two years.
Thank you, thank you.
Well, I thought I'd show you something special today.
Here you are.
What is it?
We have to rescue Fujiwara-san as soon as possible.
That's right.
Here you are.
It's hot.
Well then, please take your seats where your names are written.
All right.
Now, I'd like to hold a surprise call-up round.
First of all, I'd like you two to meet now.
That Woman Combination.
Tonight's call-up round.
Here you are!
Hello! I'm Matsushima Naomi of Shiroi Honma and Kawaii Ohno!
Well, I'd like you two to meet now.
What is it?
Now, I'd like you two to meet now.
That Woman Combination.
Tonight's call-up round.
Here you are!
Go away!
Hello! I'm Matsushima Naomi of Shiroi Honma and Kawaii Ohno!
Well, I'd like you two to meet now.
What is it?
Well, I'd like you two to meet now.
That Woman Combination.
Hey, shut up!
We've been hearing all of that for ten years!
Hey, shut up!
We've been hearing all of that for ten years!
Hey, shut up!
Don't mess with me.
As a woman, I'm more interesting than you!
It's real!
Wow!
Wow! It's been a long time!
It's been a long time!
How are you?
I'm doing my best!
How are you?
You don't know me, do you?
I have two kids.
You have two kids?
It's true!
It's amazing!
It doesn't matter.
Please introduce yourself.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
I'm a black-haired woman.
Thank you very much!
I'm sorry!
Thank you very much!
I've been doing this for a long time.
You know me.
You've been talking about girls lately.
I think it's unexpected.
Please tell me that.
But I've been thinking about it anyway.
Tell me in the morning fortune-telling.
No! It's been canceled!
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
You were in a good mood.
Next, I'd like you to meet this person.
Then, please!
Song to me, I will sing to you.
Thank you for your big applause!
I will sing with all my heart.
Showa singer, Mr. Igibari.
Like the flow of a river
Shut up!
winding road
I don't even have a map
That's life too
like a river flow
Shut up!
life
like a river flow
Shut up!
like a river flow
Shut up!
like a river flow
Shut up!
nothing can stop me
Take this!
It hurts!
Only dyed
Thank you very much! Thank you! Thank you, everyone!
It was a wonderful singing voice.
Well, next up is this katakana.
Let's go!
"Utau" is a hit medley for everyone in the salon class.
"Hayari no uta mo utau inakute" (I can't even sing a trendy song)
"Densaihezu no kono me ni" (I can't even sing a trendy song)
"Hayari no uta mo utau inakute" (I can't even sing a trendy song)
So far, it has been provided by the sponsor of this program.
One, two, don't give up!
The last three lines will lose.
This is a katakana.
Let's go!
"Utau" is a hit medley for everyone in the salon class.
"Hayari no uta mo utau inakute" (I can't even sing a trendy song)
"Densaihezu no kono me ni" (I can't even sing a trendy song)
"Umae to kanade ichinen ga sugi" (A year has passed since I met you)
"Ui mo doko ni natte tsumori ga" (Where do you intend to go now)
Even if you are lonely, are you lonely, lonely, are you alone
Lonely, but are you alone? Lonely, are you alone?
Lonely-kun, are you alone?
Shihungur
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
What are you doing, you bastard?!
I like you, so I'm fine!
Don't let your breath out, you bastard!
You're disgusting!
Stop it, you bastard!
Hey, Makoto!
No, no, no!
I did it!
Ouch!
Well, everyone...
How was it?
I, Yosei Terayose,
will say goodbye now.
I'm looking forward to the next opportunity.
See you again.
Goodbye!
What?
Did you get shot?
Who shot you?
You don't have a life, do you?
And one more person.
Next...
Stand here and look back and wait for the next instruction.
Look back? What does it mean?
Look back...
What is it?
Something came out.
What?
Do you want to know what happens on earth?
I'm Masahishi Ayanami.
I'll show you what happens on earth.
Music, start!
I want to say "people on the earth", "people on the earth"
I want to say "there is" on earth
I want to say "there is" but I can't say "one more chance"
I want to say "there is" on earth
one more chance
I can't say "there is" on earth
I'll always look for it
Somewhere on earth there is a window behind the alley and a home across the street
There shouldn't be a home like this
If my wish could come true, I want to say "there is" on earth
There is a strong wind close to the sea in "there is" on earth
What's going on?
Various tricks were prepared, such as "there is" songs and "there isn't".
Then, five people were stuck and fell into an absolute desperate pinch.
Hey, Hyodo!
What is this place?
Sorry for keeping you waiting!
I'm here because of this!
Endoman! Endoman! Endoman!
Endoman?
How did you get out of there?
I don't know!
When Endoman rescues them,
they measure their output.
I'm going to run away!
I won't let you go!
Whoa!
That was close!
This is why you shouldn't laugh.
It's all about the Earth Defense Forces.
The man who will decorate the ending
is this man.
Good morning!
Nice to meet you.
Kazuyoshi Saito.
In this era of love and tears,
his unique singing voice and worldview
continue to fascinate many fans.
I want to be kind.
Saito Kazuyoshi,
a well-known artist
who creates countless hit songs,
ends up in the Earth Defense Forces
where you shouldn't laugh.
His best song is "Yasashikunaritai".
The theme song of "Kaseifunomita",
which is a highly-watched drama,
changes shape and decorates the ending.
Saito-san, you've watched
a lot of our programs.
Yes, I do.
Saito actually watches our programs every year.
I added lyrics like this.
It's not okay at all.
Thank you.
With a smile, Saito creates
his own hit song.
And then, that famous song was born.
Turning around at eight o'clock, trying to protect the earth,
Masakushi is having a good time.
From behind the thread, Genichiro, a stranger,
and his nostalgic family are in the forest.
It's not too early.
Winter is not too early.
It's not over just yet.
It's not like you can only calculate.
It's similar to you.
Site m-1.
The words don't come out. I want to sing properly.
Turn the water pump, shake hands, shake hands
Don't cut the polycarbonate layer off
It's not like I want you to
I want you to slap me in the face
I can't say it like that
I don't want you to
slap me in the face
Even if I'm not young anymore
Even if I'm older than 50
I want to be funny
I want to say it with a smile
I want to live with a smile
What do you think?
The last three lines make me cry
Okada will say it for sure
That new "wow"
That's all I know
What do you think, Mr. Matsumoto?
I've never regretted it this much
I don't know if I'll do it again this year
If you're not going to do it, don't do it!
I'll do it again this year
I'll hit you in the face
You're in big trouble
I'll say it for the last time
Please say it with a smile
Can I smile now?
You can smile now, but it doesn't matter
Is it okay for you to tell me this?
This time I'll say it for sure
Please say it to the camera.
Well...
2013 has come to an end and 2015 has just begun.
What?
"Just"?
What is it?
Hey! 2014!
I'm counting on you five!
Everyone!
Let's say "let's do our best"!
One, two...
Let's do our best!
Don't say "let's do our best"!
Let's do our best!
In the end, no one said "let's do our best".
No one said "let's do our best".