AISubs v3.5
I don't like it.
I don't like it!
It's beautiful!
Wait a minute!
Wait!
Stop it!
Wait!
Ega-chan, stop it!
Stop it!
Ega-chan, stop it!
Stop it!
What's wrong with you?
Ega-chan, what's wrong with you?
Why do you look so worried?
Ega-chan, Ega-chan, Ega-chan...
What's with the syringe-like thing?
Syringe?
Ega-chan...
How many are there?
How many are there, Ega-chan?
Ega-chan...
That's the fourth one.
That's the fifth one.
Seriously?
Ega-chan, this is a warning.
This is a warning.
Ega-chan, let us stay.
Let us stay, but...
Sixth one, sixth one...
What are you putting in?
Ega-chan...
You've put in quite a lot.
That's the eighth one.
The eighth one...
Ega-chan...
Are you putting in more than you can handle?
Are you okay?
This is scary.
Don't overdo it, Tanaka.
What's wrong?
Aruguruma! Aruguruma!
This earth defense force will revolutionize!
Next!
Ouch!
Did you hurt yourself?
I don't like this.
Are you okay, Tanaka?
I don't like that there are so many of you.
Why are you staring at me like that?
Why do you look like that?
Are you a senpai?
What is this?
There's no way I'm doing this.
You caught a thief last time.
Really?
No way.
When I saw you...
An hour has passed since the rescue operation.
The demon has increased in number.
Seriously...
This is really tiring.
I don't like this.
I'm being carried.
I'm tired.
I'm tired of this.
What is this?
Seriously...
Do it if you don't like it.
What is this?
It's not here
Did you see it?
I saw it but I don't know if it's number 5
Look up
There it is
Everyone, it's up there
It's true
Let's open it
Junpei-kun, Junpei-taiin
The map
It's number 5
Is it possible?
Is it really possible?
The map
It's amazing, it's not here
What? What?
Something is coming
I found it
Wow
What kind of drive is it?
I got caught
I couldn't hide
It said "drive"
Where did Mizobata, who got caught driving, go?
Is it a race queen with an umbrella?
Is it really shown like this?
You have an umbrella
Wow
Scary
Black race queen
There's no such thing in this world
Stop it!
This is amazing
Stop it!
What is this?
You're kidding, right?
It's fast
It's black
It's cool
You're kidding
You're kidding, right?
What is this?
You're kidding, right?
Stop it!
Stop it, Junko!
Don't do it!
I won't do it!
I won't do it! I won't do it!
I won't do it!
It's so small!
It's so fast!
It's coming back!
It's coming this way!
Who is it?!
Juppe! Are you okay?!
Juppe!
What's wrong with you?!
Who's driving? It's amazing!
You're in trouble, Juppe!
Why?!
It's too fast!
How much does it cost?
About 10 million yen?
40 million yen.
40 million yen?!
What's wrong with you?!
You're lucky!
And you're a real racer!
What?
Are you kidding me?!
I don't like it! Seriously!
You're lying!
Seriously!
I don't like it!
Seriously!
I really don't like it!
Bring me the treasure chest!
There's no way it's there!
It might be there!
I'm going to tear it off and throw it away!
I'm going!
You're going?!
It turned yellow!
It's so fast!
More! More! More!
It's so fast all of a sudden!
It's coming!
It's dangerous!
Here it comes
Wow
It's amazing
Wow
What is it?
Yamamoto san
Are you okay?
Yamamoto san
It was amazing
My body couldn't handle it
When you turn, you have to use all your strength
It's dangerous
My neck is taken away
I can't drive normally
I'm not good at it
I know
As the sun sets, they head home
Let's look for it
I won't
I found it!
Where?
It's different from before
It's true!
It's not here anymore
I'm counting on you
It's here
I found it!
It's a map
A map
It's on the rooftop
Let's go to the rooftop
Matsumoto is on the rooftop
The five follow the map and hurry to the rescue
I didn't know it was on the rooftop
It's on the rooftop bridge
I'm tired
I found it
It's a bazooka!
What is it?
What's a bazooka?
What is it?
Junpei kun
I'm scared
- Seriously? - I don't like this!
Seriously?!
I'm a bit embarrassed to receive this compliment.
I'm a full-fledged student this time.
He's enjoying it.
He's shining the brightest.
At last, they arrive at Matsumoto's gold-plated room.
Gold-plated room.
And then...
They meet each other.
- I'm sorry for the delay. - It's fine.
Thank goodness.
I'm so relieved.
You're too late.
- Sorry about the delay. - We're sorry.
- You're locked. - You're locked.
What happened to the key?
- You don't have it? - No.
- Really? - Really?
Wait, what?
[He's on fire]
He's going crazy
[He's on fire again]
One, two, three...
What are you doing?
What are you riding?
Finally, Matsumoto is rescued.
The training of fear is over.
However...
The hand of laughter attacks five people again.
Thank you very much.
Where did you get this idea from?
Mizubata-kun said he loves kids and wants to be in a band.
But Mizubata-kun said "I'll never be in a band again."
He said it.
I don't know. It was a full course.
Anyway, Hamada-san's M-1.
Yes, M-1.
M-1.
It's finally here.
What is it?
Are you doing anything with Tsuburaya-pro?
Yes, we are.
It's a collaboration.
You shouldn't do it with the director and your father.
You shouldn't do it.
I'm not doing it.
The saltiness was amazing.
The saltiness.
It doesn't feel good, does it?
It doesn't feel good.
It's getting unpleasant from my organs.
This is the last one.
Shut up!
You're not taking it at all.
At 7 p.m.,
there is a troublesome incident at the long defense force duty.
Everyone, listen up.
What?
Two ground defense forces are having a big fight.
They're having a big fight at a base nearby.
No way!
Can you stop it?
Seriously?
A fight breaks out between the two ground defense forces.
Five of them go to the lieutenant.
What is waiting for them there?
Are you okay?
I'm fine.
What's going on?
How is it?
Are you okay?
I'm fine.
Are you okay?
I'm sorry. Can you solve this by talking?
What are you talking about?
Don't fool me! Just shut up and watch!
I'll sit down and watch if you give me a seat.
I'll kill you later.
Why do you guys do that?
Don't you know it's good for you?
It has nothing to do with you guys.
It's the other way around!
You bastards!
I'll show you who's more powerful, you guys or me!
Don't mess with us, you bastards!
We want to bury you alive!
What's wrong with you?
It's close.
Yeah, it's close.
We train our craniums more than any part of our bodies.
Today, we showed you our iron craniums!
We'll kill you later!
We'll show you our legs!
It's all about money!
What's this?
If you find a rocket launcher, you have to hit it with your hip.
Here it comes!
It's hot!
My hometown is a hometown of people who have never felt heat in their hip since birth.
What are you talking about?
Stop it!
What are you talking about?
My hometown is a hometown of people who have never felt heat in their hip since birth.
What are you talking about?
Seriously?
It's fine this time!
All right!
Let's go!
Thank you!
Don't touch me!
Ouch!
Don't touch me!
I don't care about your crotch!
Bring it on!
I can feel it, but I can't stand it!
Show me!
I can't stand it!
Bring it on!
Look at me!
I don't care about your crotch!
Look at me!
I can feel it!
Bring it on!
Don't touch me!
Ouch!
I can't stand it!
Matsumoto, Hamada, out!
I can't stand it!
Bring it on!
What's going on here?
I can't stand it!
I'll show you something better!
Our Kuro is
I've even cut my own hair.
I don't care if you wash my hair and cut it off with a pair of scissors.
Hey, isn't he half beast?
No, he's human.
Let's go!
We can't say you can't do it!
You said you can't do it!
What's wrong?
Did you put Suprema's tattoo instead of him?
No, I didn't!
Let's go!
We can't say you can't do it!
You said you can't do it!
You have oil sweat on your head.
We will show you our usual training.
What is this?
I don't think you can afford this on your stage.
What is this?
Ueshiba stage traditional training machine.
Front-facing robot.
He puts noodles in a hot pot one by one.
My son can eat noodles from this machine with his bare hands.
What are you talking about?
Are you happy?
Wait a minute.
Don't say that.
Do it.
One minute.
Start.
It's hot!
I'm starving!
Shut up!
10 seconds! 10 seconds!
What are you doing?
You should eat that one, too!
One bite!
It's hot!
It was good, wasn't it?
Next, I'll show you a training machine related to this big stage.
What is it?
Bring it on!
What is it?
It's a machine called "pull-in-and-out".
It's a training machine where you wear worn-out briefs and swing like a swing and break balloons.
What is it?
It's a great machine to train your hips as your whole body weighs on your hip joint.
In this training, Degab and Iwao show their willpower.
Degab and Iwao show their willpower.
What are you doing?
Ouch!
It's dangerous if you don't take a break.
Can you do it?
I'll do my best!
Can you do it?
I'll do it.
No, I won't do it.
What are you doing?
Ouch!
Have some mercy.
What are you doing?
Can you do it?
Ouch!
What are you doing?
Ueshiba's team is up against Tanaka's team, who will challenge with three balloons.
Yes.
Big strike.
What are you doing?
Big strike.
What are you doing?
- That's enough! - Get over here!
- Come on! - Come with me!
You fool!
- Let me go! - No!
- Let me go!
- No! - Come with me!
Let me go!
- I'll go with you! - No!
- Come on!
- Come with me!
- Get over here!
You can do it! You can do it!
What? What do you want?
What do you want?
I'm happy now.
Endo and Matsumoto are out!
This is a bad situation.
Good job!
You're good!
You have big eyes!
I'll kick you!
Bring it!
What is this?
It's a rope!
I can't help it because it's fun.
Last one!
Last one, please!
What is this?
You are so mean!
What is this?
All right!
We can do it!
I won't let you go.
OK!
Please go back.
OK!
Please go back.
KOSEI, KANADA, RENDON, OUT!
I'll make you pay for this!
Bring it on!
Alright!
As you can see...
Both of you have put air into each other's buttocks...
Unfortunately...
The one with an A wins.
KOSEI, KANADA, RENDON, OUT!
I'll make you pay for this!
As you can see...
Both of you have put air into each other's buttocks...
Unfortunately...
The one with an A wins.
I told you twice, didn't I?
You can't say it like that in Osaka!
Who will you make pay for this?
Kurosawa!
We are leaders!
Leaders are weak.
Are you ready? You can do it!
You can do it!
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
Match it properly.
Match it.
It's the same as sumo.
Match it properly.
Match it.
Match it!
OK! OK!
Sorry!
You are really good at sumo.
You can do it now.
OK!
Now you can do it!
KENJI, SHINGO, YOSHITSUKE, EACH ONE OF YOU, SHOULD JUST STAY HIDING.
You're not going anywhere.
You're not coming back.
Let me go.
Who are you?
Let me go.
Are you stupid?
Who are you?
Let me go.
I want to take it out.
Take it out.
One, two...
It's coming out.
It's really coming out.
What is it?
What are you doing?
What is it?
I hate you.
It hurts.
I want to take it out.
What are you doing?
I hate you.
Let's go back to the training center.
Did you feel like you were reconciled?
Yes, I'm glad.
We became one.
It was amazing.
At nine o'clock in the afternoon,
when I returned to the training center,
for the first time in Japan,
he went to a memorial ceremony
to celebrate the return of the monkey that went into space.
What should I do?
Memorial ceremony?
I'm Hosei.
I'm Masumoto.
From now on,
we will hold
a memorial ceremony
for the return of the genius space monkey.
Let's have the genius space monkey, Hen, to appear on the stage.
Please!
(chime)
(laughter and applause)
Ken, like humans,
did an experiment to see if he could live in space.
After a year of training,
he boarded a rocket and set off for space.
At that time, he safely returned to Earth.
(applause)
A partner who boarded a rocket and set off for space with Ken
is this Maeda space pilot.
Now, let me ask you a question.
Maeda space pilot.
Yes.
What did you think of Ken in space?
Well, at first,
inside the rocket,
I was a little nervous.
(chime)
(laughter and applause)
(chime)
Wow!
It's awkward.
When I'm weightless...
Ouch!
I guess I was floating.
I guess floating energy is lower than ours.
(chime)
(laughter and applause)
It's true.
I'm surprised that you can speak Japanese so well.
It's true.
It's love.
It's not only strict, but if you don't love it, it won't work.
That's right.
You have the same intelligence as human beings.
Yes.
That's wonderful.
I hope you will be healthy and happy.
Bruce Lee, Rendon, Tanaka, Hamada, Kauto...
Ken, what did you eat in space?
I love bananas.
I ate meat and vegetables like you do.
I noticed something while I was in space.
I eat what you eat, too.
I feel much healthier.
Maybe it's good for dieting, too.
Hamada, Tanaka, Kauto...
Ouch!
In space, live broadcasts were broadcasted.
That's why you're so popular all over the world.
What do you think about it?
I didn't know you were so excited about space.
You don't think of yourself as a monkey.
At first, you thought of me as a rival.
So you thought of me as an enemy.
When we meet eye-to-eye, you threaten me.
You're like a terrorist.
That's right.
You know I'm healthy when I talk.
What would you like to say to children who want to be astronauts?
I want everyone to be able to do what you can do.
That's what I want you to do.
Can I say something?
You're very intelligent and healthy.
Thank you very much.
That's all for today.
Thank you for watching.
Alert level five. Alert level five.
Confirmed intrusion of extraterrestrial lifeforms in the facility of the earth defense army.
Earth defense personnel, prepare for battle immediately.
Bad news! A video of extraterrestrial lifeforms returning from war has been sent.
Please display it on the screen immediately!
According to earthlings, we are drago aliens.
We are about to carry out our earth invasion operation.
It's about to begin.
Let's blow up the mouth of earth defense personnel!
Then, I will press the switch.
Goodbye, earth defense personnel.
Why?! Our operation?!
Damn it!
Damn you, earth defense personnel!
Be happy!
Our earth invasion operation against extraterrestrial lifeforms has been completely stopped.
Extraterrestrial lifeforms entering our earth defense base have been captured.
Capture them!
And among them...
The owner.
I have something to ask you.
You know him, don't you?
He is not a member of this Earth Bolaid.
He is a member of our heart.
Hamada, Matsumoto, out!
I didn't know that.
I don't know what's going on.
I like it.
I didn't know that.
If there is a traitor in here, or if you know who the traitor is, come out right now!
In other words, this alien is lying.
However!
Even if we let it be known,
this alien,
only those whose hearts connect
can touch each other's fingers.
That's where the light comes from.
Everyone!
(Laughs)
No...
(Laughs)
It's okay.
(Laughs)
It's okay.
There are no second chances.
Everyone on the team!
One by one!
I'm counting on you!
It's you!
Put your hands up!
It's you!
It's okay.
Okay, next.
It's okay to send it early.
(Laughs)
Right?
It's okay, right?
Okay, thank you.
It's okay.
It's okay, right?
No one does it twice a day.
On the contrary, I'm in danger.
But I'm okay.
Can you do it?
Hey! What's with that face?
It's okay, right?
It's okay.
Yamada, Rendo, Tanaka, Kauto!
That's right, but...
Hey! What's your name?!
I'm Tsukitei Hosei.
I don't know you.
Are you a traitor?!
No, I'm not!
Then you're lying.
First of all...
There is a dead man on the left.
He said "dead man on the left" perfectly.
What are you talking about?
I'm sure of it.
Are you serious?
I'm sure of it.
That's not the problem.
Yes, it is.
Why is that?
Your finger was shining.
Your heart is beating.
Information is being leaked.
Hey!
I hate him!
He's not my friend or anything!
What kind of acting is that?
Matsumoto, Endo, Tanaka, out!
What kind of saying is that?
What kind of character is that?
Ouch!
What are you talking about?
Wait a minute!
What is this alien talking about?
Hmm?
For...
For... she...
For... she... my...
For... she... my... friend...
Kosei, out!
He's brave at this timing.
Get up!
He's...
He's already been hit once.
What did you say?
He was hit once in the morning!
I told you his jaw was dislocated!
He was hit in the morning!
Next...
Judge...
It's Kosei.
Out!
Matsumoto, Endo, Tanaka...
The outs are different in the morning and in the afternoon.
Ouch!
Let's do it one more time.
You're always like this.
Why are you betraying your friends like this?
You're betraying the Earth Defense Force!
I'm not betraying you.
You're not betraying me?
No.
Then why did you leak the information?
I didn't leak any information!
Did I leak any information?!
Then tell me!
Hey, alien!
Did I leak any information?!
You're the only one I hate!
You're my enemy!
Hosei...
Hosei... my...
Hosei... my... friend...
Umamoto, Tanaka, Endo, Tanaka...
The outs are different in the morning and in the afternoon.
He's the worst alien ever.
Ouch!
You like aliens, don't you?
Don't you?
You're my friend!
You're not a friend of the Earth Defense Force.
You're betraying me!
Ouch!
Umamoto, Tanaka, Endo, Tanaka...
The outs are different in the morning and in the afternoon.
You're my enemy!
Ouch!
What's wrong with you?!
Why?!
I'm sick of this!
Stand up!
Matsumoto, Hamada, Kendo, Yanagawa, Yoshio...
I can't take it anymore!
I'm sick of this!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
He's not helping me at all!
Get up! Get up!
Hey!
Ouch!
I can't take it anymore!
Why are you here?
This is an orange.
A genius monkey brought it for me.
Eat it!
No!
Eat it!
No!
Matsumoto, Hamada, Kendo, Yanagawa, Yoshio...
I can't take it anymore!
I'm sick of this!
I can't take it anymore!
Ouch! Ouch!
Ouch!
I can't take it anymore! Every year! Every year!
Hey!
Let's get ready!
Hey!
Right?
Ouch!
Do you understand?
Yes.
Alright!
Step on the orange!
Stand up! Stand up!
Matsumoto, Hamada, Kendo, Yanagawa, Yoshio...
I can't take it anymore!
Ouch!
Stand up!
I can't stand up!
Open your eyes!
I don't want to!
Huh?
I don't want to!
Normally!
You'll know when you run away.
Right?
Yes.
Kanda, Endo, Tanaka, out!
Why are you like friends?
Ouch!
Let's do it!
Ouch!
Tsukite.
Yes.
Hosei.
Yes.
Let's do it this year!
Hey! Are you okay?!
Alright!
What's up? You're here to live in?
You're like a morning person.
I'm done.
You're done?
I'm done.
You're done?
But there aren't many people like you who can protect me like this.
14 hours and 30 minutes have passed since they started their mission.
They will participate in a meeting where defense forces employees will gather.
What will they wait for there?
I would like to start the Earth Defense Forces Security Department Report Meeting.
It is not only violent criminals and aliens who disturb the order of the earth.
Suspicious celebrities who appear on TV can have a negative impact on humanity.
If you know any suspicious celebrities, please report them.
Are you talking about Tsukitei Hosei?
Yes.
There is a program that Tsukitei Hosei has cherished since he changed his name to Yamazaki Hosei.
It's called "Drive Go Go".
"Drive Go Go", right?
I had a chance to meet someone related to "Drive Go Go".
"Drive Go Go" is about a man and a woman who lose their drive and enjoy their journey.
There is a script, but it seems like they leave it to themselves.
Because the talent has the ability to work and the ability to report.
As for Tsukitei Hosei, there are a lot of problems.
It seems that it happened at the previous location.
When I entered the inn, the director said, "Before entering the inn, there is hot spring steam next to you. Can you adjust it a little?"
"Yes, I understand," said Hosei as a tester.
"Wow, the hot spring steam is amazing," said the director.
The cameraman took it like this, didn't he?
And when I came back, Hosei was already in the inn.
Chosen Out!
Ouch!
You're not used to it, are you?
Usually, when I go to the program, I go to the hot spring bath.
When I go to the hot spring bath, I want you to see the scenery.
I want you to see the beauty of the scenery.
But when I use the hot spring bath, I close my eyes immediately.
Yasumoto, Endo, Tanaka, Haruto...
No, no, no, Hosei...
It's a little cruel, isn't it?
Ouch!
It's a little cruel, isn't it?
It's a little bad, isn't it?
You're often embarrassed, aren't you?
Let me tell you a story about comedy.
He has a complicated career now.
What?
He became a rakugo player.
When you join the rakugo club, there is an order from zenza to tori.
So in the rakugo club, he is now a zenza player.
You must have a narrow mind.
So when I went to the rakugo club, I saw...
The aura he's giving me is a master aura.
He's giving me an outrageous master aura.
When we said goodbye last time, he said to me...
How are you doing lately?
What?
What does that mean?
In the theater, Ose gets ping-ponged with a catchphrase.
Sometimes, you press the ping-pong button and say, "Yamazaki, out!"
It's really funny.
I've been there before.
It's not a rich place where you can ping-pong.
Ose, Endo, Sanaka, Matsumoto, Kanto...
Is that so?
That's a lie.
Speaking of catchphrases...
Ose's stylist didn't know about another catchphrase.
She asked him, "What is a catchphrase like?"
He said, "Oh, I see. It's like an adult's play."
The stylist said it in an interview with a magazine.
When I asked him what "catchphrase" meant...
He said, "It's like an adult's play."
Ose, Endo, Sanaka, Matsumoto, Kanto...
That's terrible.
Anything else?
It has nothing to do with it...
Shogakuin talked about Ose's catchphrase, didn't he?
It wasn't funny at all.
Ose, Sanaka, Matsumoto, out!
Endo, out!
No, it's not like that.
It hurts!
It's the United Nations, so it's not like that.
I don't want to do it.
Can I say something about Hamada?
I heard a lot about Hamada, but it seems that foreigners are not good at it.
I went to this restaurant overseas and it seems that I was very hungry.
And I want to eat a lot, so I thought I'd take it easy.
A foreigner came and said, "Finish!" and I said, "Yes!"
I'm not good at it.
I don't want you to go overseas.
I also asked about Hamada.
The other day, where is my mask?
He was looking for a mask, but it was caught in his chin.
In that state, he didn't know where the mask was, and it seems that his juniors were also careful.
I couldn't say it, but I'm sorry, Hamada.
I have a mask on my chin.
When I pointed it out, I said, "I don't have a sense of my chin."
Hamada, out!
What did you say?
That's a terrible excuse.
I heard from my wife that you are very worried.
I heard it from Hamada's wife.
When you went out with your son, Hamada called you first.
Do you want to go to the park?
Can I?
He called you first.
Yes, you can.
I'm in the jungle now.
Can I?
He called you first.
When you got home, you bought three poodles.
But only one poodle has ears.
You only have ears.
Can I?
You!
Ok!
Let's talk about a guy called Endo Shozo.
He's a big fan of ero-goods.
He was looking for ero-goods in many shops,
Recently he noticed that the supplies of Don Quijote are very good.
He's going to Don Quijote to buy ero-goods.
But it's embarrassing to buy only that.
It's embarrassing, so they put erotic goods in the prizes of the golf competition and try not to get caught by the accountant, but it seems like they say it three times a week.
Tanaka, Matsumoto, out!
It's dangerous if you get caught.
It's not effective.
Matsumoto's story is...
I often say hello when I'm on the show, but I usually wear a white T-shirt and a V-neck shirt, and my muscles are amazing.
I'm wearing a white T-shirt and a V-neck shirt, and my muscles are amazing.
I look like an AV actor before the show.
All out!
I'm very glossy.
I'm not wearing it.
I can't do it.
What are you training for?
It's something I haven't done before, but I started training at the gym and started getting thin muscles.
I asked him, "When do you go to the gym?"
He said, "Well, first of all, when my wife and I have a little fight and I feel awkward,"
then I go to the gym with my mom and dad.
You're rich now, aren't you?
Are you going to get divorced?
Kousei, Endo, Tanaka, Kouta!
Ouch!
It has nothing to do with being rich, but can I say it?
I had a home party at Matsumoto-ke.
About two years ago, I had a conversation with my wife at Matsumoto-san.
I might have been the only one who found it interesting, but we had a little fight.
Isn't there something like a push and pull?
My wife said, "Yes, something like a push and pull."
Something like a push and pull?
Yes, I'd like to wipe my hands.
Something wet.
There's nothing like a push and pull.
No, no, it's not like that.
Something like a towel or something like that.
There's nothing like a push and pull. I'm sorry.
Something like that.
Everyone, out!
This is really funny.
Do you want me to cut it out?
If you're my junior...
I was surprised, but I didn't want to cut it out at all.
I was convinced.
That's a good reason.
It's not like it's a coincidence, but...
It's about Mr. Tanaka Naoki.
It's not information about Mr. Tanaka Naoki, but...
In the same program, when the bandmates came to say hello...
When I'm really close to the door, he's happy.
So, every time...
Well, it's not like that, but in the same program...
When Mr. Tanaka comes...
I'm trying to be close to him.
Mr. Tanaka Naoki!
You're so kind!
I don't know if I should do that.
He's happy.
He's happy that I'm close.
I love Tanaka Naoki's mitarashi dango.
You don't have to say it.
I'm embarrassed.
We don't have much time.
I'm Miyasako Hirooki.
At that time, Matsumoto Hitoshi and Miyasako Hirooki were on the same show.
After the show, I joined them after dinner.
Matsumoto Hitoshi asked me, "Miyasako Hirooki, what job did you do on TV recently?"
I'm not a ground-level person, but for the first time in my life, I had a job as a host.
Oh, what kind of show is it?
All-Japan Conquering Championship
AV actresses came and I hosted it.
It was a show about stopwatches and who was the best stopwatcher.
Wow, is there such a show?
Matsumoto Hitoshi had already left.
Miyasako Hirooki and I were alone.
I was laughing because you were there.
All-Japan Conquering Championship
Matsumoto, you may be good at it,
but you need the courage to refuse.
I was sorry for bothering you.
I was a little sad.
Miyasako Hirooki took care of me.
I'll call a girl.
A girl appeared in 30 to 40 minutes.
It was a coincidence.
The winner of "All-Japan Conquering Championship" came.
Is there such a miracle?
"Housei," "Endo," "Tanaka," "Matsumoto," "Out!"
I'm sorry.
Ouch!
It's a waste of your name.
16 hours of work.
The day changed, and the five of them had already exceeded their physical strength.
They couldn't even exchange words.
I don't know. Well, at a time like this...
Then...
The Gas Earth Defense Force has a home facility for mothers with children.
Many of the entrances and exits are under the supervision of professional staff.
Among them, an expert who knows everything about caring for children is...
Mother Jimmy.
Mother Jimmy, many children need your care today as well.
Understood.
Then, let's get started.
(coughing)
First of all, they clean their navels.
Kosei, out!
This is a great scene.
Finally, these two can meet each other.
This is dangerous.
Ouch!
Next, he sucks up his nosebleed.
He sucks up his nosebleed.
Ouch!
What the hell are you doing!?
Stop it!
I don't like it.
Ouch!
It's tough.
Yes.
Ouch, ouch, ouch.
I can't afford it.
We don't have a word for it.
The last one is a child's toy which is essential for a baby.
What is this?
Ouch!
It hurts!
Ouch!
As expected of Expert Time, Brother Masahashi.
The mothers of Earth Defense Forces are also relaxed.
It's like a dream come true.
- First collaboration? - First collaboration, right?
- I see. - Main cast collaboration.
Everyone, training at the training facility is now over.
- Shall we return to headquarters? - Yes.
- Shall we? - Shall we?
- Is it over? - Yes, it is.
The long training is now over.
Let's go.
The five return to the Earth Defense Forces Headquarters.
Ah, it's hot.
However, defense force duty does not end.
Even if they return to headquarters, the five continue their trials.
1 a.m., Earth Defense Forces Headquarters again.
Are you sure you don't want to be caught?
The five return to the Headquarters.
Nice to meet you.
I am...
...the leader of the New Generation, Kyoko.
I know it's sudden, but did you take care of Fujiwara-san?
If you want to help him, get weapons from somewhere in the building...
...and try to help him.
First, Tsukitei-san...
...Kokuriko-san.
You can laugh from now on...
...but if you get surprised, you're out.
Hohohohohohohoho!
Kokuriko-san, you're the best!
Yes, you're the best!
I hate it so much.
Late-night special rules.
Earth Defense Forces Must Not Be Surprised.
First of all, Hosei and Kokuriko,
in search of a ray gun needed for the Fuzugara Rescue,
go to the weapon depot.
- We'll go. - We'll go.
- We'll make sure you don't go. - We'll rescue you.
- We'll solve it.
- If we can. - Yes.
- Just us. - Yes.
- We're 100 years old.
I'm serious.
- I know. - What are you laughing about?
- We're laughing. - We're laughing.
We can laugh about the rules, but we're laughing about ourselves.
- That's what we're doing. - We're laughing.
- We're not strict at all. - We're just 100 years old.
- Just 100 years old. - This again.
- Hey! - I hate it.
- I'm going to go crazy. - I'm going to go crazy.
- I'm not the type of person to get carried away. - I'm not the type of person to get carried away.
- That's right. - Because of this, I'm actually suffering.
- I'm actually suffering. - I don't want you two to get hurt.
We're just doing it to ease your pain.
That's impossible.
That was...
Here it comes.
For real.
Damn it!
It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!
It's too strong!
There's more here! There's more here!
There was a rubber band, too.
Watch out. Watch out.
Wait a second.
Wait a second. Wait!
Wait!
At that time, downtown was...
It's weird that I'm the only one wearing a mask.
Since last time.
If I say it for real, I think the staff will say it.
But if I say it like that,
they'll say I'm selfish again.
But I'm not selfish about anything else.
And I don't say anything about my skirt and my face.
I'm accepting it in some way.
If you prepare it yourself...
I might not be able to do it.
Really?
Look at me.
That's not my character.
It has a message. It's completely different.
What are you saying?
Meanwhile, the three have arrived at Bukiko.
Isn't this the place?
Isn't it Bukiko?
That's right.
The ray gun.
Oh, I found it.
They quickly obtain the ray gun and leave Bukiko behind.
Bukiko.
This is scary.
Are you okay?
Okay, okay!
Wow!
Ouch!
Not another one!
Ouch!
This is the worst...
Ah this is it...
Who called me?
(Laughter)
Ah!
(Laughter)
Just do it normally.
(Laughter)
Just do it normally.
(Laughter)
Nooooooo!
(Laughter)
Nooooooo!
(Laughter)
(Drumming)
You idiot!
You're a fool!
Kurihara Rui's dance...
Kurihara Rui's original dance...
What kind of dance is this?
This is scary!
Rui-kun, what's wrong?
Kurihara Rui's original dance...
Rui-kun?
You two from downtown, I have bad news for you. Tsukitei-san and Kokuriko-san have been captured by my subordinates.
You two from downtown, find three of them and rescue Fujiwara-san.
Well then, good luck!
Kokuriko-san too.
Let's go.
This time, they head for downtown.
After that, they look for the three of them.
This is frustrating.
Could you please stop this?
Shooting and all.
I'd like to quit selling to the staff here.
The businessmen.
Yes, yes, yes.
The staff there.
What is it?
Katagi
You stink!
I'm scared- I'm afraid- I'm afraid-
Ahhhhhh!
Ahhh!
I'm sorry!
What's wrong?
I was taking out my bathroom towel and was surprised-
I see!
What's wrong with you?!
When it rains, please don't go!
I don't like it when it rains once in a while!
I'll wait for you in the rain!
I see, she did tell me that-
What's this?
It's mixed up.
What's this?
Hold up your hands and do finger prints one by one.
It's from Matsumoto.
Put your hands where you're supposed to be.
Here?
Finger prints. Finger prints.
Finger prints complete.
It's from Matsumoto, right?
Yes!
Choose one of them.
Yes.
Yes!
Finger prints.
So it's you, Hamano?
Put your hands where you're supposed to be.
Finger prints.
Finger prints complete.
Sato Gaziro.
Choose one of them.
How can I do this?
Please do it one more time.
Put your hands where you're supposed to be.
How do I do... Ouch!
Finger prints complete.
So it's you, Hommastaff Perwils here.
OUCH!
- Which... which duodenum are you talking about? - Which duodenum are you talking about?
EH!?
Ah, this one. This one, this one, it's scary.
It's scary, scary, scary.
It looks like it's going to rip and it's really scary.
What is it?
It's coming! It's coming!
Which way? This way?
Where did it go? Where did it go?
Oh, Mikasa!
Scary! Scary! Scary!
It's close! It's close! It's close!
Mikasa is gone...
Who? Who is it?
Mikasa is gone...
Scary! Scary!
There's no one here.
There's something here.
Hey!
Oh, there you are!
The three of them safely meet in downtown.
They immediately escape.
Scary!
A lot of things are happening here.
And then...
Your teamwork is wonderful.
Let me tell you where you and Fujiwara are locked up.
The warehouse on the ground.
However, don't think you can escape easily.
If you experience real fear there one day...
It would be nice if we could start over.
For Fujiwara's rescue, the five of them head for the warehouse on the ground.
Did we go to help Fujiwara?
Yes, we did.
I don't even know what we're doing anymore.
The elevator that the five of them are supposed to get on.
But before that...
Someone is blocking their way.
- Huh? Which one? - Oh, there was one.
- Yes. - Which one?
Which one is it?
- Which one is it? - Which one is it?
- Let's go upstairs and go up.
- You haven't seen this, have you? - I haven't seen it.
I saw it.
I can talk now.
I'll talk to you every day.
I can talk now.
What's your score?
He said it's 20 points today.
Congratulations.
How many points do you think, Hamada-san?
Don't talk!
How many points do you think, Hamada-san?
Do your best!
You can do it!
Oh, my goodness!
Wow!
He hit me!
You hit me at the best part of the song.
You hit me at the part where you should sing.
Wow!
This way.
Yes.
Wow, I got it.
I got it.
The representative entered the meeting room and asked for instructions.
No, no, no, no!
He's our leader.
Leader!
Thank you!
What are you doing?
Can you turn the page for me?
Do I have to go? I don't know at all.
What are you going to do? Rock-paper-scissors?
Rock-paper-scissors?
Even if you say so.
I don't know what will happen.
Help me.
I don't know what will happen.
Rock-paper-scissors?
Are you ready?
Rock-paper-scissors!
You lost.
No, I lost.
I don't know what will happen.
Are you from the Earth Defense Forces?
Are you cold?
Hurry up!
Are you trying to catch me?
Help me!
I understand.
Let's go.
Are you from the Earth Defense Forces?
Rock-paper-scissors!
I'll wait for you.
- Oh, it's ringing! - It's ringing!
- Listen to the instructions! - Yes, sir!
How dare you!
I should have gone a little further!
This is the worst.
I'm covered in powder.
Is there any instruction?
There is no instruction.
What?
No, I'm sorry.
You should have gone your own way.
Wow, you smell like Cicero.
Wow!
You smell great.
Excuse me for a second.
You smell like Cicero.
When you were high-tensioned.
You like it, don't you?
It's pitch black in here.
What's that?
Huh?
It's like a five-star hotel.
Wow!
But...
What?
Wait a second.
What?
This is...
What?
What is this?
Wait a second. What is this?
We didn't do anything wrong.
What?
It's too harsh.
It's really harsh.
What is this?
Wait a second. What is this?
What?
It's too harsh.
It's really harsh.
What are you saying?
What is this?
It's really scary.
What is this?
Wow!
What are you doing?
What?
Mika is on it!
Are you okay?
Wait a second.
I'll crush you.
Don't do it.
Wait!
It's too close.
Mika, can you see it?
It's true.
Mika, it's pretty close.
It's too close.
It's a desperate pinch.
Hey!
What is this?
Who will protect peace of the world?
Mimiko. 67 years old.
Mimiko. 63 years old.
Mimiko.
She's born!
How old are you?
Mimiko.
Thank you, Mimiko.
She's really nice.
She's 67 years old.
- This way! - Yes!
Wait, this time...
I'm going too far!
Enderman, wait for me!
- Everyone, stay there! - Yes!
- Everyone, don't run away! - Yes!
- Wait for me! I won't let you go! - Can we run away?
- Scary! - Scary!
Was it okay?
Wait for me!
- Where is Fujiwara? - Oh, it's you!
- It's you! - Fujiwara, help me!
- Oh, Fujiwara! - Yes!
- Everyone! - Yes!
- Good work! - Yes!
- You managed to get out of there! - We did it!
- Good work! - Thank you!
3 o'clock in the middle of the night.
As members of the Earth Defense Forces,
these five men have completed a tough mission.
- My nose is red. - Soon,
they will return to that time.
Everyone,
the mission of the Earth Defense Forces, which took a long time, is now over.
- We did it! - Good work!
- Thank you!
- Let's go, everyone. - Thank you!
- Good work! - Good work!
- It was harder than any year. - Take this.
- What is it? - This is...
- What is it? - It's a strawberry.
- Why did you bring it? - Let's bring it.
- The guitar is not good. - Really.
- Let's put it up at home. - When we were three,
we were afraid of it.
- It's like a high school. - It's like a high school.
Will we be able to talk if two of us become one?
You've aged.
Have I?
Really?
It's 2014 now.
Wow, 2014.
You've aged.
Your jacket is also old.
Yes, it is.
You've grown up.
It's true.
Happy New Year!
This year is Umazoshi.
Yes.
I'm Umazoshi and I'm 100 years old.
It's cold.
I'm Umazoshi and I'm 100 years old.
I want to walk
a serious path
without lies.
I want to walk with Sherry.
What's this?
I haven't heard of it.
I'll work hard with Sherry for a year with two people and three songs.
Everyone, please take care of me this year, too!
Please take care of me!
What are you saying? I can't hear you at all.
You're so small.
You're an actor.
Out!
You're an actor.
It hurts!
Can you guys get out of here?
If you go over the wall, you're done.
You worked up a courage.
Great job!
Thank you!
Kujiwara hashaideiru masakushii no zura de
Hito no ushiro kara shino ni yuru genno michi no
Natsukashi no kazoku to morisaki no naka ni
Jou mo hayaku nai koki nte hayaku nai
I'm a number girl
I can't end it
It's not like I can't do it just by calculating
It's similar to you
But it's funny after all
One more time
With your eyes
It's not like I can't do it just by calculating
Adults will surely say it, won't they?
That you're like a myth.
I don't want to be caught
Turn the car around, shake hands and shake hands
Don't cut the Hurricane Boso
It's not because I feel like I'm loved that I feel like I'm not loved.
That's not because I want to receive
a blue-eyed explosion.
I don't want to be red anymore.
No matter what I do, I want to end my life.
I want to say it with a smile.
It's over.
Congratulations.
The year is over.
Yes, the year is over.
Yes, it's over.
What will you do?
Seriously.
It's the 8th time.
The 8th time.
It's the 8th time in August 2012.
Yes, it's the 8th time in August 2012.
Yes, it is.
Because Saburo Kitajima won't appear in this year.
Yes, that's right.
I think it's a minus.
Yes, it is.
Next year, please invite Kitajima's family.
Kitajima's family.
Yes, that's right.
Saburo Kitajima won't appear in this year.
Yes, that's right.
And Joji Yamamoto won't appear in this year.
If you can, please invite Kouhaku Kitajima.
It's really hard.
It's been 10 years.
That's right.
Seriously.
Everyone in the world, thank you for your support this year.
Thank you.
Oh my god!