AISubs v3.5
Hot Gachinko Battle with men's will and pride.
First of all, the first training is...
Happy Combeer Battle!
Now, the explanation of that area.
Happy Girl, here we go!
Yes, Earth Defense Forces need teamwork,
so five team representatives will clear various tasks that flow in line with Combeer.
If one of the team members fails, everyone will be punished.
It's a team work system, so please do your best with all your might.
Now, let's get started!
First of all, the first task is...
Sneeze!
The rules are simple.
A large number of sneezes will flow with Belt Combeer,
and if one of them sneezes in turn, the task is cleared.
First of all, this member will be a representative of Yagawa branch of Osaka.
It's a sneeze, Mr. Animal!
Leave it to me! It's a sneeze! It's a sneeze! It's a sneeze!
Now, everyone...
Combeer!
All right! All right!
Start!
All right! All right!
Everyone, do your best!
Yes!
All right! All right!
Within your own time...
Oh! It's here! It's here!
What's wrong?
What's wrong with you?
No, no, no.
Kama-chan!
Go back, go back.
Go back.
Kama-chan!
What's wrong with you?
Kama-chan!
What's wrong with you?
Kama-chan! Kama-chan!
What's wrong with you?
You're standing like this.
Kota!
You can do it! You can do it!
It's here! It's here!
It's here!
Open it!
It came out!
The papilla came out!
This is a failure of the real life team!
No!
What's wrong with you?
Next, the main team's challenge.
The content of the training is...
Avoid a fierce and noisy play!
The rules are...
From now on, there will be 6 nose sprays in the conveyor belt.
One by one, in order...
In this way...
3 times!
1...
2...
3!
Do it 3 times!
Of course, put it in your nose and...
Suck it in!
Papilla, make a good face!
But, there is only one fierce nose spray!
If you put it in your nose...
You're out!
This is luck!
Everyone, are you ready?
Let's go!
Conveyor...
Start!
Please put it in your nose 3 times!
3 times!
This is really luck!
Let's go!
4!
Let's go!
Be careful!
This is luck!
You can tell by looking at it!
Let's go with this!
Let's go!
3 times!
1...
2...
3!
You did it!
2...
3!
Wait, is this safe? Is it safe? Is it safe?
It's safe.
Stinky!
You stink!
This means that the mission is a failure!
It stinks! Michael, it stinks!
So, they don't stand against each other and go to the second round.
The training is...
"Five Word Sketchbook"!
A sketchbook with a certain word is passed through a belt conveyor.
One person does the sketchbook so that it connects to the written word.
If it connects well, it goes to the next word.
If they say five words before the sketchbook runs out of steam, the mission is cleared.
Osaka Meagawa Branch is leading.
Mr. Gyano, Mr. Anigawa, how is it?
OK! It's fine!
Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch!
It doesn't work at all!
Thank you!
So, let's get started!
First of all, let's start with "ri" in "shiritori".
Conveyor, start!
"ri" in "shiritori"!
"shiritori"!
Good luck!
"risu", "surume", "mezashi", "shikoku", "kuma", "mari", "riiru", "roulette", "tokei", "tokei", "i", "inu"
Good luck!
"numeri", "limpa", "pineapple", "root", "suku", "fukusai", "inu", "inu", "nurui", "i"
Good luck!
"kusai"!
Do it properly!
ibu
nurie
esa
sai
ibu
kiri
In the middle of this, I was in a smelly hell.
You were in a smelly hell?
Next up, the challenge from the headquarters team.
Hatashitaya
Let's start with "rii" from Shiritori.
Hamada-tai, you'll start.
Please do.
Let's go!
Gonbea, start!
"Rii"?
"Rii" "su" "sui" "ka" "ka"
"ka" "ba"
White…
Tomma…
Masa…
Ma…!
Otter!
Earth!
Ika…
Ka…
Ika!
Ba…
Bus!
Suika!
Karintou…
Karintou?!
Umm!
Cow!
*inaudible*
Sin
"Time", "Tiger", "apple", "sesame", "mouse", "watermelon"
"Sea"!
What's wrong with you?
I don't know what you're talking about.
So, Osaka Neagara Branch took a step forward.
The training battle goes to the next stage.
The next training is...
HAPPY MONMARI KISS BATTLE!
While the representatives of the team endure the pressure of the approaching MONMARI KISS,
they play against each other in the north and south.
If you get three questions wrong, you'll be attacked by MONMARI MACHINE's multi-character kiss.
Hamada vs. Ayabe.
And the multi-character they're curious about is...
Let's have them on stage!
Androids are two.
Let's get started.
Please choose one.
Which one will you choose?
It's two, right?
What should I do first?
Choose one you like.
You like the old woman, don't you?
Stop it.
She's older than me.
I told you not to choose her.
But she's telling me not to choose Barbie.
Stop it.
As you can see, they are a couple.
What will they say?
Katakana with a name of a talent.
Let's go with this.
Let's start with Hamada.
Start with "kiss".
Well...
Maggie Shiro.
Well...
Yusuke Santamaria.
I'll buy it.
"Love".
I don't know if it's true.
I can see it now.
Izumi Pingo.
Where is she?
I don't know.
Maggie.
Maggie, right?
Terakado Jimon.
Go ahead.
Asombri Girl.
I can't play anymore.
Calm down.
It can't be.
Laura.
Time over.
Let's go! Come on!
Where are you going?
Good, good, good.
Good, good.
Let's do it perfectly.
We're almost there.
Are you okay?
Shinjuku?
They don't give up a step for each other.
They fight fiercely.
Ayabe is weird, too.
Shinjuku!
Ayabe and Miss have a good distance.
Let's move on.
National holiday.
Next, Ayabe and Takemane.
First, Ayabe and Kiss.
Start!
Ocean Day.
What? Are you kidding me?
Ocean Day.
Good.
We have a chance.
Sea Day.
Sushi.
It's better than meat sushi.
What?
It's not good.
It can't be.
It's too close.
Gantan.
No.
Gantan is not a national holiday.
As a result,
Androids are not allowed to fly.
It's coming.
Not yet.
The next topic is Johnny's group name.
I'm sure you know a lot of them.
Let's start with Hamada.
"Mommari" with "kiss". Start!
Smup
Kay
Tokio-san
Manashi
Doosik-san
Tokio
Tokio-san
"Tokio-san"?
"Hamada" vs "Android"!
Come on!
You can do it! You can do it!
Who is "Android" against me?
After intense training, they want to take a break.
"Android" vs "Hamada"
The next game has already begun.
Are you okay?
This is "Hamada"'s desk.
We don't know about it.
I'm sure it's weird.
I was wearing thick socks.
Is it hot in here?
No, it's not.
You're laughing normally.
Is it a Barbie color?
I'm not pushing it.
It was on "Hamada"'s desk for a while.
Don't push it.
It's true.
It was cold.
It says "don't push it".
So you don't have to push it.
It says "don't push it".
So you don't have to push it.
I don't know who's in charge of this, but it's Tanaka, right?
That's right.
If you say "button", there's a lot of people.
I don't really have a button.
I don't think it's because you pushed it.
Because it used to be Hamada-san's place.
I don't think it's because someone pushed it.
Then let's go.
Hey, what is it?
Let's have a night connection, baby.
Hey, what is it?
Let's have a night connection, baby.
What are you doing?
It's weird, isn't it?
What are you doing?
Screw, screw, screw!
What are you doing?
The screw fell off!
How long are you going to keep doing this?
My back hurts because of the screw.
Forgive me.
It's my fault.
It's really my fault.
Everyone is out!
What is it?
It's been there for a long time.
It was about to end.
Ouch! Ouch!
It doesn't matter.
By the way, if you push it again, will it come out?
No, it's fine.
But...
I don't know. I don't know if it will come out.
Good night.
Stop it.
What a scary guy.
You're so funny.
Why do you get knocked down all the time?
I'm sorry.
I was laughing at you.
You're so big.
What are you talking about? You're not that big.
It was small.
It was cute.
It was small.
It was like...
Out!
Out.
I see.
It's about to come out.
Ouch!
What's up?
I think I'm starting to freeze.
I'm starting to freeze.
To be honest, I am.
If you press it again, will it come out?
Come on!
Will she come?
Well, it's...
It's a secret.
Forget it.
Nice to meet you.
She's coming.
Sorry.
Where are you from?
Out!
I'm sorry.
Your performance will be enjoyable.
I'm really...
Ouch!
- It's a little... - It's a little bad, my butt.
My butt is pretty bad, really.
- This material is not very... - It's pretty...
- It's just jersey. - It's a little hard, somehow.
I'm tired.
I want to take a shower.
Everyone...
You're starting to look like Earth Defense Forces.
- We're not. - Not yet.
- Where do you think we look like? - From now on...
We're going to a training facility for Earth Defense Forces.
And we're going to do some more special training.
Shall we go?
Where are we going? Are we going outside?
We're going to a training facility.
- By bus? - Are you serious?
- By bus? - By bus?
- We're in trouble. - We're in trouble.
They get on the bus again.
Of course, that means...
The road is steep.
What is waiting for us ahead of us?
A new battle begins.
1.30 p.m.
The bus carrying five people heads for the training facility.
The road is steep.
As I said, it's tough, isn't it?
This is the second bus.
It stopped again.
Really?
It stops everywhere.
No way.
I can't do it.
No way.
I'm upset.
I'm doing my best.
You were doing it.
I'm doing comedy in this costume.
I see.
You've been doing it for 10 years.
There's no way you can do it.
Can you watch my comedy?
Sure.
Excuse me.
I'm doing comedy.
Yes.
Can you watch my comedy?
Sure.
I'm doing my best.
Sure.
Double cheesecake.
School.
I'm coming.
You're late.
You're late, too.
I'm sorry.
I did all the work.
I'm sorry.
Do you have any work left?
I'll bring this desk to science room.
No, I don't want it.
I don't want it.
Wait a minute.
I'm a woman.
Leave this kind of work to me.
I'm in love with you.
This story!
It's not a story. It's not a cake.
Yes, it's a double cheesecake.
They are stupid.
It's a bug.
Yes, it is.
It's a bug.
Carrot...
Next, a short story with a double cheesecake.
They are stupid.
Big fan.
I'll do it again.
A double cheesecake came out.
Big fan.
It's a bug.
It's not a bug.
It's freedom.
I'm sorry.
What should we do?
We can't fight.
We can't fight with this.
It's a bug.
What is it?
Ouch!
It's a bug.
Ouch!
It's a useless bug.
I'll do it again.
It's a useless bug.
I'll turn it on.
Next, a short story with a double cheesecake.
Convenience store.
Welcome.
Thank you.
Would you like a hot noodle?
Thank you.
And I'm sorry.
Two meat buns, please.
Meat buns?
I'm sorry.
At the convenience store,
I saw a man who was buying meat buns.
I feel like I can do it today!
I think I can do it!
What are you doing?
Don't laugh at me.
But I didn't mean to laugh.
Ouch!
Don't talk.
But I didn't mean to laugh.
Double Cheesecake is here.
Are you coming?
Wait a minute.
Yes.
Surgery.
Let's start the surgery.
Don't laugh at me.
Yes.
It's done.
Ouch!
It's sticky!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
It's sticky!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
It's sticky!
It's not rare!
Yes.
Double Cheesecake!
Go home!
Do it properly!
Seriously, Ashi...
I think you got this job at the wrong time.
Then do it properly!
But I can't help it!
If you got it, do it properly!
Shut up!
Why are you doing this?
I don't like it!
It's not rare...
Double Cheesecake!
Thank you very much!
Actually, you shouldn't have laughed.
Why?
He laughed!
Ouch!
He's an idol.
He's a free spirit.
I envy him.
Another year has passed.
Moving the bus is extremely difficult.
You come here often.
You too.
I don't know how I'm going to stop.
Wow!
I don't know how I'm going to stop.
Wow!
Cologne is different!
Yes, it is.
Are you OK, No. 3?
Yes, I'm OK.
You're not sick, are you?
No, I'm not.
Wow!
Ouch!
You're so fat.
I thought you were No. 3.
Ouch!
You're right.
Right?
You're a great couple from the Earth Defense Forces.
You've had kids recently.
You're a happy couple.
What's going on?
Well, they love each other...
Well, well, well...
It's strange.
It's really strange.
They love each other...
Yeah.
I don't know if it's good or bad.
I guess it's a difference of culture.
Yeah.
Anko, anana, konpei, anana, anko!
What is this?
It's not culture or anything like that.
That's different.
Hey!
Ouch!
It's hot.
What's going on?
Ouch!
You don't need this now, do you?
Ouch!
What's going on?
Is it a coincidence?
Ouch!
"Sugacool" is what I searched for.
What's that?
"Sugacool" again?
It's a dating app, isn't it?
I think so.
It says "koimo".
Sugacool
Hello, everyone!
Free dating experience!
Membership fee is 3 million yen.
No fees!
The largest cheesymashing site in Japan, "Sugacool"!
"Sugacool" is a place where you can find real love.
"Sugacool" is a friendly app that you can use without worrying about fees.
Please use "Sugacool"!
Sugacool
You're awesome!
Sugacool
He's not dancing at all.
He's not dancing.
It may look like it, but he's not really dancing.
What are you talking about?
Even now, I can't do it.
I can't do it.
I haven't touched it at all.
Oh, I see.
Well...
You can't do it, can you?
Do you want me to do it?
You know, on that day...
You know...
- Wow! - Wow!
- Watch out! Watch out! - Watch out! Watch out!
- Oh, really? That's amazing! - Yeah.
- I knew it... - It's empty.
- Here it is, the step of the year. - It's moving.
- It's something that doesn't change.
- It's beautiful. - It's money.
- I knew it. - I knew it.
- Indeed... - Indeed...
- You changed after a while. - How did you like it?
- You changed a lot, but... - I still do it.
- I still do it in this club.
- Good for you! - You still do it.
- You still do it.
- You're so cool. - That's on point.
Ouch!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Ah!
You're doing it again!
I'm running!
Hey, you!
Hey!
You can't run like that!
Ouch!
Only a few bus moves left.
Finally, the training facility is approaching.
Everyone, you should be able to see the training facility of the Earth Defense Forces that will conduct the next training soon, right?
The next training will be held at the Earth Defense Forces Training Center in Garthrup, which is located on the edge of Mount Fuji.
Inside the center, which has a vast seating area, is the circuit management center.
At the training facility that will call for a new elite unit, the battle against new assassins begins.
We're here, everyone.
Shall we get off?
Is this a training center?
It's a training center.
Training...
Shall we go?
Shall we get off?
Go ahead.
Shall we get off?
We're here, everyone.
That sound!
I heard it!
I know! It can't be good!
It can't be good!
That's right!
It's a bad sound.
If it comes out like that...
I know! It's blue!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
What was that sound?
I know! I know! I'll record it!
I hate it! I hate it!
It smells bad!
This is the training facility.
This is an amazing place.
Oh, it's this way.
This is where 8,000 members train at the same time.
This place is amazing.
It's fun.
What is this place?
It's scary.
It's big.
What is this place?
It's really big.
Let's go.
It's amazing.
One more time?
Everyone, this is the training facility.
It's a new training facility.
Let's go for a while.
Is there another one from here?
Hmm...
Sigh...
There's more.
There's a bang too.
Wow!
It's all there.
Wow!
It's all there.
I can't trust anything anymore.
Hmm...
Ouch! Ouch!
Sigh...
My buttocks catch it sometimes recently.
It's bad when my buttocks catch it.
I'm going to the bathroom.
It's bad.
Sigh...
What?
BOSE! OUT!
Where is BOSE?
He went to the bathroom.
I'm scared.
You scared me!
What are you doing?
He's back.
If there's no news, it won't start.
He's selling numbers again.
There's something in it.
What did you do?
I went to the bathroom and thought of BOSE OUT.
What happened?
I went to the bathroom and someone was on the table and I was scared.
And I saw...
That person.
That woman.
I'm sorry.
Kill me. Kill me.
This data is the only thing we have.
If you don't have the main data, why are you talking to me?
Why are you talking to me?
Go home.
It hurts.
I'm really sorry.
I forgot it on the way.
There is a lot of herb.
There are a lot of herb.
There is a lot of herb.
She is an old lady.
Ririko?
Yes, Ririko.
Ririko?
She is dead.
Matsumoto, Tanaka, Endo, Tanaka, out.
You are dead.
If you tell me the truth, you will be dead.
Is it true?
If you tell me the truth...
It hurts.
I was surprised when it came out.
I don't want you to put it in the toilet.
Don't do it.
2:30 p.m.
Tom Kier, who pulled it out again.
It hurts.
Do you want me to open it from Tanaka?
Don't open it.
There is a DVD.
It doesn't matter if you watch it right away or not.
We don't watch it anymore.
We don't know what's in it.
Don't watch it.
Look.
Is it a DVD?
One.
It's one.
No, it's not.
I don't think it is.
But...
It's not there.
It's not there. It's only in the DVD.
Then, I'll open it.
What?
This kind of...
Oh, it's there. A letter.
Oh, it's Mr. Matsuo's.
It's Mr. Matsuo's letter.
It's there.
Let me look at the desk.
What?
Oh, it's there.
What is this?
It's kind of scary.
Let me look at the desk.
It's not there.
Wow.
Were there two?
Let me look at it.
It's not there.
No, it's the envelope, isn't it?
From this side.
I'll look at the first one.
It may be linked from there.
Oh, but it's probably...
Right?
Number seven.
Oh, I don't like it.
Bokan? Bokan?
Number seven.
Oh, it's not there.
Wow, wait a minute.
What?
Wow, what is it?
Is it hard?
It's hard.
It's not there.
It's normally there.
You're scared, aren't you?
Number one.
Oh, it's here.
It's here.
You're scared, aren't you?
No, no, no, this pattern...
You're scared, aren't you?
I'll open it.
It's in.
It's in again.
Jeez...
It'll be in for a while.
Jeez...
Matsumoto, Hamada, out!
I didn't expect that at all!
Where did that come from?
It came from the inside.
What a push!
Ouch! My stomach hurts!
My stomach hurts, too.
This kind of place is meaningless!
Hamada, Matsumoto, out!
Ouch!
Matsumoto, Hamada, out!
Jeez...
This is...
It's a shame.
Ouch!
Okay.
Ouch!
Huh? Is this going to continue?
Number 3...
Huh? It's not over yet?
It's only a passing point.
I'm scared! I'm scared!
It's huge!
I'm scared!
I'm scared of this!
Whoa!
Huh?
What?
Whoa! What's this?
I'm scared of this!
Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa!
I'm hungry.
This is really scary.
I'm hungry.
Why me?
You were smiling.
Ouch!
Ishii, you can't do that, can you?
Hungry.
He said hungry.
Hungry.
I'm hungry.
Hungry.
You said hungry, didn't you?
Then, do you want to eat a baumkuchen?
Why am I doing this?
Don't say painful things.
Painful things.
I'm hungry.
Hungry.
I'm hungry.
Give it back.
Hungry, you idiot!
Painful, painful, painful!
What are you doing here?
You said painful things!
Violence?
I'm hungry.
You can't do that.
He's coming.
I'm hungry.
No, Yamada, you said it wrong.
Wrong?
I'm sorry.
He's an alien.
He was making a sound.
Thank you.
Hosei.
That's how it is.
That's good, that's good.
Yama-chan was good.
But I was angry because I did it.
That's right.
I wanted Yama-chan to do it.
No, no, that's...
I wanted you to do it.
But it was funny.
What kind of detective is that?
You want me to hit you?
In the end...
Different stars are the same.
Violence is swirling around.
Where's Yama-chan's late video?
It's in the box.
It's Daifuku.
It hurts!
Out!
I can tell by looking at it.
It hurts!
Could it be...
The alien just now...
Who took it?
When he came in...
First, I opened it...
And then it came out...
I didn't go to Yamazaki...
I didn't take it to the bar...
I didn't go anywhere...
But you know...
Oh, yeah...
Do I have one, too?
There may be patterns that don't exist...
Well, yeah...
Don't push it!
Here I go!
Don't push it!
It's really hitting it...
There's nothing...
Don't push it!
You really can't push it!
It's like a mobile phone...
Wow, again...
I'm scared!
This is a strange item...
Is it okay?
There's something in it...
What's this?
What is it?
It's a balloon...
It's a long balloon...
It's for making things...
Do you know about it?
It looks like you took it...
It looks like it...
What does it mean?
What is it?
Hey...
I don't know...
Why did you come in?
Don't you want me to know about it?
No?
Huh?
If you know about it...
Please tell me about it...
I see...
It's like...
I see...
That's right...
I see...
[Laughter]
Matsumoto out!
What's going on? What are you trying to make me do?
[Laughter]
I don't know...
Matsumoto-san...
What's going on?
You're trying to make me have a lot of fun...
I'm going to the ballroom art class for you...
[Laughter]
Matsumoto out!
[Laughter]
What's a ballroom art class?
It's a class where you learn from someone else!
Ouch!
I thought it was a wonderful idea...
No...
It's a good idea...
So you're telling me to do what you taught me...
Yes...
Right?
Yes...
Isn't it good?
Can I make it?
Yes, you can...
Make something that will make me happy...
It doesn't matter if it makes you happy or not...
It doesn't matter...
You're making it for yourself...
[Laughter]
I'm not making it for myself...
You're making it for yourself...
I'm not making it for myself...
You're getting used to it...
[Laughter]
[Applause]
You're getting used to it...
[Laughter]
What are you making for me?
Wow, you're really wet!
- Isn't it like this? - Shut up!
Shut up!
It's not a mouth, it's like that.
You don't have to look at the instructions, do you?
I know it, I make it every day.
Every day?
What are you doing?
- What is it? - What is it?
Anyone can do it!
I see.
I didn't know you could make something like this.
I have no idea what you're up to.
You have to figure it out.
Why don't you make something up?
Are you actually making this at home?
Huh?!
I'm making it like...
My father's doing it for me.
If you do it like this...
Well...
It looks like a rabbit.
Kosei!
Tanaka!
Endo!
Masato!
Everyone will be happy about this!
Wow!
This is great!
Ouch!
This is great!
It's not like that at all!
It's...
How do I say it?
It's not like that for kids or anything like that.
I happened to find something...
And well...
You just do it.
You put a memo on it.
Oh, you put a memo like this.
Oh, it's cute!
Oh, you put this one, too.
Oh...
"Intense and Double Out," or...
I didn't know about it.
If you do it alone, you can't do it.
You can't do it, can you?
No, I can't.
You all do it, don't you?
No, I don't know about it.
I've never done it, but...
I'll tell you about it later.
Okay.
Look.
I'll open it.
It's cute.
Oh...
Hana-san, please do it!
Please do it!
No.
I want to eat something.
Kosei, Endo, Tanaka, out!
It's moving somewhere.
Yeah, it's moving.
It's definitely moving.
What is it?
Ouch!
It's moving.
There must be something somewhere.
There must be something.
I see.
It's going up.
Yeah.
There must be something.
I see.
It's moving.
Kosei, Ondo, Tanaka, Tamada, out!
What is it?
Ouch! It's hard!
What is it?
Maybe it's here.
Switch.
What is it?
Wow!
Koto, Kosei, Ondo, Tanaka, Tamada, out!
This guy is funny.
How many times are you hitting me?
Ouch!
It's moving.
Yes, it is.
Is it here?
No, it's not moving.
Really?
When I held this hand, it suddenly clicked.
Was there a switch?
I didn't mean to click it.
Is it a lie?
Wow, it's amazing. It's going well.
Amazing.
Wow, this is amazing.
It's hard.
Wow, amazing.
Everyone, out!
This girl is amazing.
It's kind of funny.
It's kind of touching.
Wow, it hurts!
Ouch!
No!
Ouch!
It's like a robot world.
No, I can't do this anymore.
Until when...
Huh?
He's resting.
He's sleeping.
Should we leave it there?
Yes.
It's Hamada.
No, no.
It's been like that for years.
Hamada.
The head office has been scolding me like that for a long time.
I'll open it.
I wanted to come there.
Basically...
You were tired.
What is it?
What is this?
Daifuku.
It's good for a tired body.
What kind of meat is it?
It's Daifuku meat.
But it's good for eating.
Yama-chan ate it.
Daifuku.
I don't know about that.
Maybe...
Daifuku.
It's good.
It's tomato.
End.
Out.
You didn't do your best.
To be honest, I was lonely.
You didn't do your best at all.
Kosei.
Out.
You didn't do your best.
Hey.
Wow.
It's like it's stuck in your ears.
Wow.
You ate it all up.
Hey,
this M-strawberry is really...
What are you doing?
M-strawberry is cooled down.
M-strawberry.
This M-strawberry is amazing.
Oh,
Tanaka.
DVD.
That's right.
Oh.
You were angry.
That's right.
This DVD...
Among you three,
I think there's someone like that.
But...
I don't think there is.
Even if you say it,
you know,
it affects the other party.
No, no, no.
You were there.
Yes.
Well, let's see.
Yes.
I'll put it in.
Yes.
No, I...
That pattern...
I wonder if it'll start.
That moving pattern...
Among the members of our girls' clobbery earth defense division,
there is an elite unit
who has acquired a unique superhuman skill
by undergoing severe training.
That is...
Ebisu Yoshikazu.
Today,
let's take a look at the elite unit's secret mission.
Hang in there in the sauna for 20 minutes.
Usually,
the temperature of the sauna is about 90 degrees Celsius.
However,
for this mission to succeed,
it is more effective to raise the temperature to 110 degrees Celsius.
"Ebisu" is coming out.
Why does he do it so far?
It is to collect elite's DNA.
A large amount of sweat blown out of Ebisutain.
He carefully wipes it off with a water-absorbent towel and squeezes it out to collect it.
This precious sweat filled with elite's DNA is put on fire to remove excess impurities.
The result is 100% human elite "Ebisu".
It is an ultimate human being who used that salt with no hesitation and completed it.
Yes, it's a glass salt daifuku.
It's disgusting!
Elite's DNA.
It's disgusting!
It was not easy at all.
It's coming out.
There are two of them.
It's disgusting!
It was their bet.
It's what they said on the DVD.
That's right.
If I had opened it...
That's right.
No, it's horrible.
There's nothing in it.
There's no way out of it at all.
Elite salt.
It's hard.
Elite salt.
You can't get it for the rest of your life.
Elite salt.
It's disgusting.
It was good.
It was salty and strong.
That's why it's called elite salt.
Ebisushokku runs around, but it's not a case of being upset forever.
When this show is over, it will be very popular.
M-1.
But is it sold?
No, it's definitely not sold.
I think this M-1 is amazing.
But if you think about it, isn't that M-1 amazing?
M-1.
Because it's Masatoshi.
It's like Masatoshi No. 1.
It's too good.
It's a coincidence.
We didn't know that.
But it's a fateful thing.
It's a fateful thing.
That's right.
I see. Your father and mother love it so much that you got it.
End.
Out.
I wish I had been that kind of person.
End.
Out.
I wish I had been that kind of person.
Masatoshi No. 1.
I can only think of it like that.
Your face looked like it.
It looked like it since I was born.
It doesn't look like you.
It's hard for me to say that you look like me.
No matter how you think about it, you look like me out of the five of you.
Yes, you do.
What? Do I look like you?
Yes, you do.
You don't look like me at all.
You look like me, too.
End! Out!
What?
Yes, you do.
Wait a minute.
- Amazing. - But if you give me that idea, I think I can make it up.
- Like a skirt? - Like a small skirt.
If you come up with that, I think I can't stop laughing.
I want a skirt.
- I want a skirt of your height. - I want you to come up with that kind of idea.
But it has to be perfect.
Ah, it has to be perfect.
It's perfect, isn't it?
She was wearing something like a skirt and next to her was someone like Komuro-san.
End! Count!
It's good, isn't it?
It's really H-jungle.
Right?
Yes.
This is when she was a baby, isn't it?
Don't play with me, M-strawberry.
M-strawberry.
I can see her growth process.
When I was born...
I was seven or five years old.
Five years old.
When you were born?
Here.
Here, right?
That's homework.
The picture is the worst.
That's right.
The picture is...
You're laughing.
I'm not laughing.
Ouch, ouch, ouch.
Even with that picture...
Can you really go to Hamagawa with that picture?
End.
Out.
I'm hungry.
I can't help you.
Can you go?
I think I can go.
Even with that picture...
I think I can really go.
I don't think I can go in broad daylight.
But if it's a little dark...
The police will come and give me a hug.
Thank you for your hard work.
I think I can go.
I really think I can go.
Thank you for your hard work.
I really think I can go.
Thank you for your hard work.
I can definitely go.
I really think I can go.
I mean it!
This isn't a joke.
Ouch, ouch, ouch.
I'm hungry!
You're so nice!
Ouch!
He was late in the night and couldn't leave the tunnel.
I apologized to him.
Eh?
I asked him, "Yes".
He told me not to check my driver's license.
I was shocked.
"Huh?" I asked. "What?" He said, "Thank you."
You're so funny. You're very nice.
Wait a minute.
I linked it.
Wow!
Wait a minute.
Wow!
Amazing!
Matsumoto, Tanaka, Hosei...
I'm sorry.
We had a great time.
I wanted to bring a camera.
Can you sit down?
Wow!
Hosei, you're so funny!
Are you serious?
I'm serious.
Ouch!
I'm sorry. One more time.
I took a picture of you when you were four years old.
Wow!
But it's not a family picture.
Yes, it's not.
You're amazing.
Matsumoto, Hosei, Endo, Tanaka...
You're so funny.
Is that why?
You're so funny.
Stop it!
Ouch!
Gamemode
Is there any similar company?
No, not at all.
No, there is.
I don't think it's similar, but I'm sure there are similar companies.
Is this originally a gorilla cult?
Something monster-like.
It's not written there.
But...
I don't know what you're talking about.
What's up?
Wait a minute.
What's up? You're noisy.
Excuse me.
Today...
There's something I have to apologize for first.
This time...
I got a waiter to call me...
And I wanted him...
To do something funny for me.
But I couldn't think of anything.
I...
I had a lot of meetings and stuff.
But nothing came up.
But...
Coming empty-handed is...
You know...
I couldn't think of anything.
This...
This is my university graduation album.
This...
Will you laugh at me if I tear it apart?
What are you talking about?
Stop it.
Don't break it. Don't say that.
It's my youth!
Don't laugh like that.
If I break it, everyone will laugh at me.
Look at this. Look at this.
Here it is.
Kawashima.
I love downtown.
Look!
I have the same hairstyle as you, Macchan!
I have the same hairstyle as you.
But we don't have the same talents.
No, no, no.
That's why I can only do this.
What are you doing?
No, no, no. Stop it!
Don't break it!
It's important.
Don't break it!
It's important.
I want you all to laugh!
Don't laugh. Don't laugh.
Don't laugh.
Stop it.
Don't laugh.
Please, everyone.
Laugh as much as you like.
Stop it. Stop it.
Stop it!
This is real, isn't it?
Isn't it interesting?
No, it's not good.
Everyone, out!
No, it's not good.
At 3.30 p.m., the training for elite training begins.
Oh, no! It looks like an invader has entered this base. You'd better be careful, too.
Hey, we're not invaders.
But why?
We shouldn't be in the defense force's headquarters.
Oh, no!
You idiot!
Hey!
What's going on?
You're right.
I can't do anything.
It's impossible.
It can't be helped.
It can't be helped, can it?
I've seen this creature before.
Everyone, you don't have to worry about it.
Actually, we're doing a rescue training.
We just got someone captured.
A training?
- Training? - We'll do the training now, so will you all change into these?
- Why do we have to change? - If you don't change, you'll roll over on the second floor.
Before the training, the four of them change into clothes that are easy to move in.
- Shall we go? - I'm a little scared.
What is the content of the rescue training?
- Will you all line up here? - I can see it.
- Here? - Here.
- What is this? - It's red.
Everyone, this is the training we're going to do now.
Everyone, you can laugh at this training, but if you get caught by a demon, you'll be punished severely.
3 years ago's "don't laugh at me, spy" nightmare.
Once you get caught by a demon, it's hell.
With a heavy burden on your chest, you set off on a mission.
3 demons appear at the same time as you start.
As 20 minutes pass, the number of demons increases.
Rescue training that is done in season.
Don't laugh at me, earth defense force.
Also, everyone, this is already dirty.
Since we're only entertainers, we've prepared a refreshing skate with a high sensitivity.
Skaters, please come in!
I love Gakitsuka and I've always wanted to go there.
I asked Suga-san and finally I'm here.
There's no way you'd go there.
This is going to be messed up!
This is so tough!
With that said, this is the mission assigned to the five members.
Finding and rescuing a treasure chest with a map that shows where Matsumoto is locked up.
However, until they're rescued, Matsumoto will be punished every 20 minutes.
This is amazing!
Everyone, are you ready?
I'm scared!
He's fast!
It hurts! It really hurts!
Is it possible for Mr. Hamada to be hit by a slipper that heavy?
He's coming out again! He's coming out again!
I don't have a good feeling about this...
I could hear you saying "oh oh oh"
Ah, I see.
It was really painful.
He was beaten up a lot.
You look like you're in bad shape.
They're really fast.
These guys are fast.
They're really fast.
So fast!
What are you doing?
What's wrong with you?
I can't use the wire.
What did you do?
I got hit four times and hit a hundred times.
Don't let your guard down.
Don't lie!
Let me touch you.
It's hot.
No, I can't use that wire.
I can't use that wire.
I know you're crazy, but...
I'm serious.
No, no! Stop it!
Stop it!
No!
Stop it!
No, no!
No, you can't run like that.
No!
What's wrong with you?
I'm exhausted.
Ouch!
What's wrong with you?
Ouch!
You're exhausted.
Do it again.
I'm really exhausted.
Five minutes from the start.
A quick push-up rush.
Half-end. Buttocks. Hundred hits.
Three times.
Three times, right?
Shut up.
I was caught right away.
Double.
What?
It hurts.
I don't know anymore.
I really don't know.
Wait a minute.
This is where I come out.
If I stay here,
I'll be caught forever.
Let's look for it.
Treasure.
Let's look for it.
It's really hard.
Four times.
Variety.
This is not a variety show.
This is a documentary.
I really don't know.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Come on, come on!
What?
I'm sorry, guys!
You know what will happen if you shoot your teammate?
Because he did shoot his teammate.
I'm glad I was saved, but I was surprised now.
I thought I wouldn't cry here.
Believe me for a moment, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Believe me for a moment, I'm sorry.
Don't cry, don't cry.
Help me one more time.
Okay, climb up.
Climb up, climb up.
One more time, one more time.
What are you doing?
Ninety minutes training, twenty minutes have passed.
We will board the ship.
Wow!
Don't do it! Don't do it!
Don't do it!
I can't breathe!
I give up! I give up!
I'm dead! I'm dead!
This is hard!
There's no hint.
There's nothing in this room.
There's nothing, right?
There was a door.
There's no door here.
It was getting exciting.
Let's go.
Why don't you say anything?!
I don't like food.
I don't like it! I don't like it!
I'm scared!
I got caught!
I got caught by Hamada-san!
I'm scared!
It said "money".
It's not a fortune.
It's "money".
If you say that, will they know?
I'm in trouble.
I know where it is.
Let's do something else.
Let's not do something else.
If we don't find it, it won't end.
Hosei-san isn't doing his best.
That's right.
I don't know where it is.
It said "money".
It's coming!
It's gonna be crazy.
That's not good.
That's cruel.
That's hell.
It's time for hell.
It's tangled up.
It's annoying.
It's obvious.
It attracts demons.
What should we do?
No!
Stop it!
Tendo! Tendo!
Hamada-san! Tendo! Help Junpei-kun!
Who is it?!
Help me!
Who is it?!
You can tell right away where Hosei-san is.
I'm sorry.
Ouch!
What's wrong with you?
You...
What's wrong with you?
You came in and said "shall we help you?"
What did you say?
I saw everything.
You...
What did you say?
You did a good job.
Two people realized the fear of demons.
A new demon appeared.
Only Tanaka noticed it.
You really don't know anything?
You don't need me to teach you anything?
Wait! Wait!
Really! Wait!
Really! What? What?
You're in my heart.
Ouch! Ouch!
You came in and said "shall we help you?"
What? What?
You came in and said "shall we help you?"
Ouch! Ouch!
You came in and said "shall we help you?"
Elvis?
What?
Ouch!
My face hurts!
Elvis looks like Presley.
That's why! That's why it was Elvis!
Oh, really?
I think so.
Elvis looks like Presley now.
No, it's not Presley.
It's Presley.
You are pushed and it's Presley.
Kanaka!
Hey, you!
I told you to run away, but you came running.
Do you know who I am?
Hosey is calling you.
He is over there.
What's up?
Yes!
Wow!
What are you doing?
What!?
I didn't know!
You are so weird!
Hello, Elvis.
Hello.
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Ah!
Hmm?
You have changed.
(He takes off his clothes.)
Is that Elvis?
(He takes off his clothes.)
Be careful. What is this?
Take it off.
I just took it off.
This is impossible.
We have no choice but to stay like this.
We will attract them.
They will move.
Gyunpei, look outside.
It doesn't work. It takes time.
We have to help Mr. Matsumoto.
This is the most important thing for me.
Perfect!
- Cut it out! - Perfect!
Why are you only sweating?
He's good at it.
Can you go somewhere far away?
Yama-chan, you're too loud.
You stand out too much.
You're too loud.
I've seen you before.
If only two of you have seen it three times.
That's the only way.
Let's go.
I've seen it twice.
I've seen it on the cliff with Yama-chan.
I found it!
Treasure chest!
You're noisy!
I found it!
You're right!
I found it!
Can I open it?
Please!
Again, that kind of thing?
Don't mind.
Rescue operation, 40 minutes passed.
Demons have been mobilized.
What's this?
It's a blackout.
Wow, it's black!
It's black!
Demons continue to work.
Wow!
Stop it!
The blackout is more intense.
Next time, please.
You!
Again, again, again!
Wow!
Sometimes, 130kg of huge demons attack.
M-15! M-15!
M-15!
Again, again, again!
There is no moderation for handsome actors.
Of course, this is also the same.
You're really persistent, you know?
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
It's really painful! It's really painful!
And...
An even greater fear descends...
There it is!
This is bad...
No...
This is really bad...
Whoa!