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The abyss of emotional greed.
At that moment, people shed a tear of remorse.
The Kid's World's Strongest Laugh-Not-Allowed-To- Laugh Series
This year, it's the Earth Defense Forces!
The laughing assassins are the strongest lineups of all time.
You bastards!
Go home! Go home!
The defense training is over.
Happy, come on!
Happy, let's get it!
That fear is back.
The demon that flies around is back!
Help me!
The stage is...
The circuit is scaled up!
Go home!
That super-popular actor is also cut out!
The men, who have gained weight, are also modified!
Help me!
What are you doing?!
No, no, no!
The first incident of the series.
What is it?
And why is it?
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24 hours on Earth Defense Forces!
Now, Mr. Matsumoto, this day has come again this year.
Are you all right? We are fine. Are you all right?
Yes, we are.
Do you have enough time to die from here?
Yes, we do.
If it's a quick flower, it will bloom when you pick it up.
It's about time.
Now, this year's stage is the Earth Defense Force.
Yes, it's here.
Earth Defense Force.
Mr. Matsumoto couldn't even protect his butt.
That's right.
He couldn't even protect himself.
You couldn't protect anything.
Mr. Matsumoto, your butt is over.
I heard someone say, "Your butt is over."
Hey!
Your butt is over.
Your butt is over at 50 years old.
I don't know anything.
Now, Mr. Matsumoto, it's about to start.
VTR's free...
Please!
Are you ready? Then, let's go!
VTR!
When the morning glow dyes the eastern sky,
the awoken trees tell us how it all began.
Is there a location?
I've heard of a location, but I'm not sure if it's here.
I'm actually a little irritated.
"Wait for me," or "Please wait for me," right?
I'm not in the mood for this location right now.
I've been waiting for you to come out of that tree branch.
I know.
I've been waiting for you to come out of that tree branch.
I'm getting really irritated.
Look at him. He's really good at this.
He's getting more and more irritated.
He's a little irritated.
But his face hasn't changed.
Oh, you're right.
I can't stop you from being far away.
Where did he go?
He went even closer.
Good morning, everyone!
Actually, there's a morning time sale at the supermarket in the next town.
So I've brought a lot of food with me.
Hey, who do you think has this food?
I don't know.
I'm sorry.
What's wrong with you?
I'm sorry.
We're sorry.
And the helicopter is right above us.
It's hard to hear you.
Is it really like that?
Hey, Tanaka!
Yes?
Do you think there's any food like this?
I think there is.
I think there's about 12 servings of this food.
I think I'm the only one who has this food.
What's that?
I'll do it, too!
Hamada...
I think you feel it because you appeared in "Mama Chari"...
What do you think is the theme of this year?
I don't know.
Is it "Yaoya"?
Not at all.
The theme of this year is "Earth Defense Forces"!
Don't listen to him!
It's not "Yaoya"!
The theme of this year is "Earth Defense Forces"
and it's a 24-hour hard training.
But...
There's one person who has a troublesome situation.
Yamasaki!
Yes?
I heard you were reinstated.
Thank you!
What's your name again?
Hosei Tsukite.
What's that?
Nobody knows that!
You're still thinking about it, aren't you?
What's that?
That...
That's important!
Is there anything you don't like about it?
Do you want to do it again?
This is only the third page.
You haven't settled down yet!
It's hilarious!
What's that?
I don't know.
From this year...
Hosei, let me ask you.
Yes.
By the way...
You said you were in the Earth Defense Forces.
What's with that outfit?
That's weird!
I'm going to get changed in that box over there.
Get changed now!
So...
First of all, they change into clothes suitable for the new members.
When you're ready, please come out one by one!
Matsumoto!
Yes!
You're so cool!
Thank you for becoming a member of France!
Thank you!
Hoseki!
You're so cute!
But you're a man and you have legs too!
Thank you!
Thank you for becoming a member of France!
Endo!
Yes!
You're a man, Endo! You're so cool!
Thank you for becoming a member of France!
Thank you!
Then, Tanaka!
Yes!
You're a man and you have legs too!
Thank you for becoming a member of France!
But you're a man and you have legs too!
Thank you for becoming a member of France!
Then, Hamada!
Why are you a female?
Everytime, everytime...
Why are you a female?
Everyone, I'll explain the rules, so will you line up in front of me?
But you have legs too!
As always, you have beautiful legs!
Then, I'll explain the rules!
One!
From now on, as the Earth Defense Forces, you will be assigned various missions throughout the day!
First of all, you must not laugh no matter what the Earth Defense Forces do.
Second of all, if you do laugh, you will be punished severely on the spot.
That's all!
You got it?
I got it, but I didn't hear it at all.
Are you listening?
Maybe.
Really, look.
You got it.
You're so sexy.
I can't defend myself at all.
Your own...
Your own defense.
Now, we will move to the Earth Defense Forces Headquarters by bus.
By bus, again?
We'll start from where we got on the bus, right?
I don't like it.
Is there really a bus?
Is there really one?
Let's wait for the bus here.
It's finally time to get started!
Even the unhappy faces are more nervous.
We're here.
"Gersu-krobukari" defense force!
This is the name of the place where everyone will be working from now on!
"Gersu-krobukari" earth defense force!
Garsu Kurobikari Earth Defense Force
Garsu Kurobikari Defense Force of Earth
Komotskin bus with a futuristic design based on red
Aiming for the Defense Force Headquarters
- Are you going to ride it? - Yes, I'm going to ride it.
- If you ride it, it's over. - Yes, I'm going to ride it.
- Well, it can't be helped. - It's going to start.
- If you ride it... - I'm getting old.
- Is it going to start? - Why do you say that?
- Well... - I'm going to ride it!
- Let's go. - Yes.
- It's warm. - It's warm.
- Yes! - Let's go!
- Start! - I think it's going to move.
- It's cold. - It's cold.
- Everyone, your helmets will get in the way of riding it, so we'll fix it. - Fix it?
- Your helmets will get in the way of riding it? - Fix it?
- It's like this. - Fix it?
- Finally, the bus sets off for "earth defense army headquarters".
- What awaits them ahead of them?
- The five members head for "earth defense army headquarters".
- They can't laugh anymore.
- "Earth defense army", is it like this?
- Is it like this?
- You're riding it with civilians.
- You're lying.
- It's definitely funny.
- It's not that cold.
- It's heavy, but it's warm.
- Finally, it's like this.
It's too bold.
What's that?
It's too bold.
It's too bold, isn't it?
It's too bold.
It's no good.
Fujiwara is laughing.
It's no good.
Suddenly, it's like "Kirishakuya Day".
Fujiwara's face is like that.
It's funny.
I don't know about this.
He's laughing.
Before that, everyone is laughing.
No, I'm not laughing.
What's wrong?
Oh, it's this.
It's like that.
Katsumoto, Endo, Moto...
They are all laughing.
Wait...
It's weird.
- Right? - What is it?
- That's weird. - What is it?
- You got punished. - Yeah.
You got punished and hit your face.
An unfortunate dawn.
That's one of the scary parts of this project.
Oh, it really has begun.
And a laughing blind man shows up.
- He's here. - He's here.
Wow!
- Hey, Saki. - Huh?
- Have you decided which guy you're going out with? - Cool guy.
Those guys don't look too good.
Hey, Saki. You're my sister, who's called the coolest cool guy in Rockabilly.
Don't go out with a lame guy.
I know, bro.
But you know, those two don't have enough appeal.
So...
Hey, Kosei!
- Hush! It's a little embarrassing, isn't it? - I know, right?
- Your face is a little too long. - I know, right?
- Yes, it's a little... - I know, right?
Hey, Saki.
I'm going to ask you for a good answer today.
You know, I'm the only one who can make a lame guy like you get away with it.
- Don't say that! - What's wrong with you, man?
- You're crazy! - He's crazy!
- I'm here to ask you for advice. - I know, right?
- I'm not the one who's singing. - No, you're not.
- You're a little too much. - I'm going to ask you for a good answer today.
I'm the only one who can make you ride on a horse like you.
Don't say stupid things like that.
I won't date a loser like you.
If it's like this, that guy is even better.
Here we go.
It's still not over yet.
Tsukida is already holding a bomb.
Yes!
It's too late.
Really?
It's too late.
Saki!
It's still not over yet.
Here we go, that guy is even better.
Tsukida is already holding a bomb.
Yes!
It's too late.
It's still not over yet.
Really?
Tsukida is already holding a bomb.
It's too late.
It's still not over yet.
Really?
By the way,
that guy is using the famous Japanese word, "takeshigundan"
takeshigundan
Oh, it's "gadaragara uta".
gadaragara uta
takeshigundan
Matsumoto, Tosei, Endo, Tanaka, out!
takeshigundan
So, what do you say?
While dancing your twist,
let's see you pull out Saki's heart with your best "kudoki" comment.
You two must have thought about it, right?
Of course.
How about you, Denryu Boy?
Goodbye, Yataro.
Let's start with you.
Music, start!
♪ You shoulda heard us lock down and jam back and sing it at home
♪ I have a mind of my own and I don't know what I'm doing
"Are you okay?" I asked. "Is this okay?" I asked.
♪ Shifted hundreds at the books for heaven's sake
♪ No one's looking now to just to make a break
♪ Love's a turn of shifts and everything's changed
Hey, Saki.
♪ I wanna stick around, I wanna get in my game
"I'm out of breath." "Me too."
I'm out of breath.
This is a joke of the heart.
Nice one.
Let's make a refrain from this number.
Matsumoto, Hada, Endo, Yamaka, out!
Hey, Saki.
Saki's been laughing all along.
Ow, ow, ow, ow.
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
Saki's been laughing all along.
He's been laughing all along.
Okay, Mr. Ito.
Tenryu Boy.
It's your turn now.
Okay, last Mizu girl.
Come on.
See you again!
See you baby!
What's wrong with you?
Sake...
Do you have any cream sauce?
Sake...
Do you have any cream sauce?
Matsumoto, Amada, Endo, Yamakawa, out!
No, it's not like that...
It's not like that...
Yam...
Yamazaki is...
Ouch!
Ouch, ouch, ouch...
Yamazaki is out...
OK, Sake...
How about you two?
I can't decide which is better...
Anyway...
I found a funny guy...
Hey, brother...
I've fallen in love with you...
Hey, brother...
Don't talk to me like that...
Hey, brother...
Don't talk to me like that...
I like you...
Hey...
You skinny guy...
What the hell are you staring at me like that?
You're staring at me, aren't you?
No, I'm not.
You're staring at me, aren't you?!
No, I'm not.
Fine.
I feel sick.
I'm going home!
What's wrong with you?
Matsumoto, out!
Endo, out!
You're out of your mind, aren't you?
Hey...
And the judge is weak!
Yamamoto is really helpful!
He's right.
He got three penalties.
It's only been 15 minutes since the park opened.
The five of them are already on their way.
But...
Of course, there are more powerful judges waiting for them.
Mr. Ota! If you cancel the contract now, our company will be completely out of business!
Please do something about it!
I've known you for a long time, but I'm sorry about this time.
I don't have much time left, so let's go out for a drink again next time.
Mr. Ota! Mr. Ota! Don't destroy my company! Mr. Ota!
Mr. Ota!
Is there no tomorrow?
Do you like girls? Do you like girls?
Mr. Ota! Mr. Ota!
Don't destroy my company!
Mr. Ota! Mr. Ota!
Do you like girls? Do you like girls?
My 35-year-old birthday.
A present for you.
I'll give you a book.
A book you like.
I'll give you a book.
I'll give you a book you like.
A reunion after 20 years.
I'll give you a book.
I like girls.
I love girls.
A reunion after 20 years.
I'll give you a book.
I like girls.
Before I was born, my impulse was...
I like baseball. I like girls.
I like golf. I like airplanes.
I like delusions.
I like reality. I like kibakos.
I like pink clothes.
I like impulses. I like impulses.
I like girls who are singing together.
Impulses are useless sons.
"HE AND JAPAN" loves impulses.
Everyone in Japan...
Kakei-san, what are you saying?
In 2014...
Excuse me.
I'm sorry.
Let's do our best together.
Goodbye.
Yes, that's right.
Master Kakei-san...
It was too early.
Master Kakei-san didn't make a family.
She is an encouraging wife.
If she makes a beginners mistake, they are ordinary women.
She is just ordinary a woman and...
I don't know.
45 minutes from the beginning.
The road to the long and steep defense line continues.
I'm sorry.
First time on Sky! Winter Adventure Special!
This time, we are going to Sky with
a 5-year-old elementary school student and a 4-year-old middle school student.
The two of them are very close brothers.
Big brother, can we really go alone?
Don't worry, I'm with you.
Yeah, I got it!
Mom asked me to buy a cake and flowers from a flower shop.
Big brother, let's get off the bus.
What are you talking about?
We just got on the bus.
We haven't arrived yet.
Oh, I see.
Yuto is crying out of anxiety.
Then look at him.
Kind big brother.
He took out the flower petal he had picked up from the tree on the side of the road.
He's trying hard to put it in his own nose and make his little brother Yuto laugh.
Yuto, I'm going to put the flower petal in your nose.
Can you do it?
I knew you couldn't do it.
That's right. He's only five years old, but he's still scary, isn't he?
Then, a kind old man who happened to be nearby called out to me on the phone.
He's only five years old, but he's still scary, isn't he?
Then, a kind old man who happened to be nearby called out to me on the phone.
Could you do it for me, please?
It's painful.
I knew it. It's painful.
You, too.
Ouch!
What are you doing?
They're both crying.
What are you doing?
You're breaking my show.
You surprised me.
Wait a minute.
You told me not to make you laugh.
What are you doing?
No.
Pick it up properly.
What are you going to do with this show?
You could have done it as a kid, couldn't you?
Matsumoto, you're out!
- No, but... - Get out of my way.
This show is...
What's going on?
As a director, are you okay?
- He's crying a lot. - He's crying a lot.
- Where is he? - Did you make him cry?
Go home. Go home with your mom.
Who made you cry?
You!
You're so funny.
Go home. Go home.
Matsumoto, Kanada, Endo, you're out!
- It's too soon. - It's too soon.
- We're not ready. - We're not ready.
- We're not ready at all. - No, we're not ready at all.
Come here.
- It's my show. - Yes.
- Do you know it? - Yes.
What kind of show is it?
"My First Servant".
- It's a show without kids. - Yes.
What are you doing?
Give me a break!
Don't mess with me, you bastard.
Do you want to die?
Matsumoto, Kanada, Endo, Tanaka, you're out!
- It's too soon. - Don't mess with me, you bastard.
- It's too soon. - It's too soon.
Yes!
- Yes. - Don't mess with me.
- Yes. - Take off your makeup.
- What kind of game is it? - Yes, yes, I know.
- What do you know? - I know you're going to beat me up.
- Katsumoto, Amada, Ondo, Hauto... - Burn it! Burn it! Burn it!
- It's tough. - It's tough, isn't it?
- My name is... - What is it? - Tsukite... Hosei! Hosei! Hosei!
- Katsumoto, Amada, Ondo, Hanaka, Hauto... - Burn it! Burn it! Burn it!
- Katsumoto, Amada, Ondo, Hauto... - Burn it! Burn it! Burn it!
- I'll beat you up! - Katsumoto, Amada, Ondo, Hauto...
It's hot!
I can't talk because of the heat.
It's hot!
We took a lot of photos.
It's amazing.
There is little time left for the long commute.
The Earth Defense Forces Headquarters is approaching.
Have we arrived?
Not yet.
We will arrive at the Headquarters of the Earth Defense Forces from Gars Kulabi.
Finally, a bus with five people showed up at the Headquarters of the Earth Defense Forces.
But this is not an end. This is a new battlefield.
Wow, it was long.
It was long.
We have arrived.
Yes, we have arrived.
We have arrived.
We have finally arrived.
Wow, it's amazing.
A stage that cannot be laughed at.
Gars Kulabi Headquarters of the Earth Defense Forces.
Earth's safety and laughter are the first priority of this organization.
A grand battle is about to begin.
We have arrived.
It was long.
Everyone, this is the Headquarters of the Gars Kulabi Earth Defense Forces.
What a magnificent building.
Yes, it is.
Well, that's the Earth Defense Forces.
The scale is different.
Well, everyone.
I'm going to say hello to the Director of the Headquarters of the Earth Defense Forces.
Please don't be rude.
Yes, sir.
I'm leaving.
Excuse me.
Director, we have five new members of the Earth Defense Forces.
Oh, it's you guys.
We have five new members of the Earth Defense Forces.
Oh, it's you guys.
You bastards!
You're all here.
I am...
...the Director of the Headquarters of the Gars Kulabi Earth Defense Forces...
...Matsukata.
Do you have a codename?
No, we don't.
We, members of the Earth Defense Forces...
...cannot reveal our own names.
Therefore, we all have our own codenames.
Since you don't have a codename...
...I will give you one.
First of all...
...my name is Hamada.
Do you know that?
Are you going to say it now?
What?
It's low.
Out!
It's bad.
It's a bad distance.
Sakamoto, out!
Yes!
Nuts!
Alright, it's decided.
Your code name is...
"Boss Gorilla".
"Boss Gorilla"?
What?
Out!
It's okay to be "gorilla", isn't it?
I know that, but...
Out!
It's hard to come back now.
It hurts.
Alright.
Next...
Matsumoto team.
It's hard.
It's decided.
Your code name is...
"Matsumoto Muscle".
Out!
It's okay!
Out!
It's long!
Matsumoto is in your code name.
It's okay.
Your code name is...
"Hirunandesu".
Thank you very much.
There's a lot of code names.
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
What?
Ouch!
This is pretty slippery.
Yeah, it is.
Next...
Mr. Taragata.
Your code name is...
"Chin Man".
"Chin Man"?
Isn't this the worst?
"Chin Man"?
This is the worst.
No, no, this is impossible.
Change it. Change it.
Ouch!
You have to do your best as "Chin Man".
"Chin Man"...
Next...
Mr. Taragata.
Your code name is...
"Tsugi"...
"Hosei".
Yes.
Your...
code name is...
"Ochi Ken".
No, I'm a professional.
"Taragata", "Endo", "Matsumoto", "Outlaw"...
I'm a professional.
Ouch!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
My back! My back! My back!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Ouch!
All right.
Now...
everyone's code names have been decided.
I'll shrink your bodies...
and prepare an excellent wine.
Here you go.
Well then, while we're at it, I'll have you make a toast.
To your joining the army!
Cheers!
Is that what you say?!
What's with you?!
That was kind of cute.
Ouch! Ouch!
Ouch!
Well then, Secretary Matsukata, enjoy yourself.
I'll play with you, rookie.
Hey, Secretary Matsumoto, what kind of person is he?
Of course, he's Secretary Matsumoto.
I know him! He's a sports instructor from America!
Isn't it Shakurisa?!
That's right! He's from Brazil!
Isn't it Tomiolon?!
Could it be...
You remembered well.
...that he was aiming for a beautiful teacher and a lighthouse?!
Isn't it Sakamoccha of Arcadi III?!
Isn't it Kumesso?!
I knew it!
That's amazing!
Ouch! Ouch!
I wonder if I can drink this.
I don't feel like drinking wine anymore.
Give me an example question.
- This is... - Go ahead.
Yes.
This is an earth defense team's must-have weapon, a ray gun.
Hey, don't fire it yet! Don't fire it yet!
Go ahead.
Well then, I'll give you a signal.
Okay.
Okay, get ready!
Bend your waist a little more.
One, two...
Fire!
Don't you feel like drinking wine?!
- He's being scolded a lot. - I knew it!
End! Out!
Why only me?!
No, no, don't look at me!
Why only me?!
I'm sorry!
Next! Hango!
Ouch! Ouch!
- That was amazing! - Ouch!
Well, that's all from me!
You're dismissed for each mission!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
I'll go now.
That was surprising!
- He's here! - He's here!
- That was amazing! - That was amazing!
- I knew it! - He's pretty far away.
This way!
Oh, hello! I'm a new trainee! I'm in the emergency room!
- Emergency room! - Emergency room!
Wait a minute. Let me prove it one more time.
- Let's prove it! - Let's do it!
- He's pretty far away. - He's pretty far away.
One hour and twenty minutes from the start.
End has finally arrived.
- I'm kind of scared of opening it. - That's true.
However, he's cautious.
I'm worried about the electric shock.
- I'm scared of it. - If it was strong...
- I'm scared of touching weird things. - What's up with this room?
- I knew it! - Hatsumoto!
- I knew it! - I knew it!
- I really wanted to drink it. It's a double shock!
Jeez...
My legs are shaking right now.
From the beginning, Shimonko is bewildered by the prank of laughing.
After this, a scary story is waiting for us!
- Yes, from the beginning... - Yes!
- Until the editing... - Well...
- It's Yama-chan, right? - Yes, it's Yama-chan.
- It's amazing, isn't it, Yama-chan? - It's amazing, isn't it, Yama-chan?
Well...
- I thought it would work out, but... - It didn't work out.
- Besides, it's the last one.
- I thought it would be the last one, but... - It's amazing.
- My jaw is really dislocated. - It's dislocated.
- It's dislocated, right? - It's dislocated, right?
- I have another end family member. - Yes!
My dad is always on Kakei-san's thighs.
- What's that? - Are you nervous?
- What's that? - Well, it's not funny or anything...
- I'm a little nervous. - I thought Kakei-san was a hostess.
- I felt a little reassured. - Yes, you did.
- You and Kishiaki became together... - Yes.
I love you, my little girl.
- We said that. - Why did you divorce?
- You should've divorced. - Yes, you should've divorced.
- You should've divorced. - I love you.
Happy birthday to you!
What do you do? Do you want to wait a little longer? Or do you want to get rid of it?
No, we don't have to open it.
We don't have to open it.
We have been opening it for a long time.
It's okay if you don't open it.
That's right.
We don't open it this year.
It's up to you. If you want to open it, you can do it.
If you don't want to open it, you can't.
I don't want to open it.
I don't like it.
What?
What's wrong?
You look like a strawberry.
You look like my brother.
Sanada, Endo, Tanaka, Mauro.
ZECK and MIZUKI.
I'm tearing up.
You came all the way here.
It's spicy.
Ouch!
You look like a strawberry.
It's spicy.
What was spicy?
Wasabi?
What kind of snack is it?
It's like an oyster.
Isn't it like that?
My butt hurts.
It hurts.
Is it because it's cold?
The cloth is not protected.
What kind of defense force is that?
If you open it...
Will you open it?
I'm not sure.
Shall we open it?
Yes!
But most of them have DVDs in them.
Most of them.
That's right.
There is a problem definition at the end.
If you look back in the past, it's like that.
I don't have this problem at all this time.
Shall we go?
It was a picture the other day, wasn't it?
Yes.
Then I'll go for a moment.
Yes.
Oh, there is.
There is.
It looks like a panel.
To the end.
Magic, magic, magic.
What is it?
I'll go.
Wow.
It's been less than a minute.
That's terrible.
One minute challenge.
Do it in one minute.
Solve the calculation problem in one minute.
If you fail, it will be deducted by the wrestler.
Ready, go!
Hurry up! Hurry up!
Do your best!
It's easy for me.
Can I really do it?
Yes, yes, yes.
Go, go, go, go.
Yes!
Did you do it?
I did it, I did it, I did it.
Wrong.
Headbutt by the wrestler.
Wrong.
That's wrong.
Why?
It's weird.
It's not straight.
There is a different way of doing it.
It can't be like that.
What?
It can't be like that.
Put your tongue together.
Put my tongue together.
It's not good.
Do it again.
I'm sorry.
It hurts.
I'm sorry.
It hurts.
Wait a minute.
What was that?
That was terrible.
No way, no way.
What was that?
It was a headbutt.
It's a little red.
Isn't it broken?
It's not broken, but it's red.
Everyone, please be careful.
This is a new item.
It's a headbutt.
I can't open it anymore.
It hurts!
You can't open it anymore, can you?
Yes, yes, yes.
Are you serious, Hamamatsu-san? That's amazing.
It might be a problem.
It's true, isn't it?
Yes, but...
It's true, isn't it?
No way!
It's true, isn't it?
This pattern is terrible.
Isn't it?
It's wrong.
No, it's not.
I can't open it anymore, Hamamatsu-san.
It's true, isn't it?
What should I do?
Should I just open it?
No, it's just starting from 1, right?
That's right.
Yes, you're right.
I'll try it too.
I'll do it now.
One, two...
It's been five years.
Ah, I see.
It depends on global warming.
Global warming.
I see.
It's similar.
It's called "pigman" and "gallamon".
One, two, and...
Matsumoto, Kanaka, Hosei, out!
Kanada, out!
Sometimes I make this face.
Sorry.
Ouch!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Ouch!
I don't know.
Sometimes I really do this.
When I'm in a bad mood.
When I'm late, I do like this.
I do like this on purpose.
Because I'm in a bad mood.
Kanada, Kanaka, Hosei, out!
Hey, shut up!
Sometimes I say, "Kanaka, you're out!"
I'm not weak!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Sometimes I say, "Kanaka, you're out!"
Kanaka, out!
Kanaka, what is this?
M-1.
M-1?
Ouch!
Matsumoto, out!
Sometimes I do this.
I don't know.
Sometimes I do this.
Monster.
Sometimes I do this.
Kanaka, I've never seen you like this.
I've never seen you like this.
Me neither.
I did like this in the morning.
You should have increased your imagination, seriously.
Did you remember this morning?
You should have increased your imagination.
You were coming from the back, right?
You came down from the elevator and came down from the hotel and sunburned yourself like this.
It's because of my eye closures.
Kanaka, out!
I'm sorry!
It's not good to have eye closures.
I'm going out for a bit, then.
What?
Police officer?
He's a really good officer.
No!
It's hot!
You're evil, aren't you?
It's dangerous!
Stop it!
Ouch!
Is it hot in here?
You can't tell if it's hot or not.
You shouldn't have brought it here and opened it right away!
It would have been hotter!
It's hot!
You can't tell if it's hot or not.
You can't tell.
Look at the hot sign.
It's a mass of evil.
It's so scary.
Everyone, please do your best.
There are a lot of punishments today.
There are a lot of punishments.
Can you flip the "m" and "1" over?
No, I can't do that.
Flip it over.
That's terrible.
I can't do "m" and "1".
"m" and "1" are...
They are not synthetic photos.
Pigmon and Garamon are not synthetic photos.
Tanaka!
What's wrong with you?
What's wrong with you, Tanaka?
I understand you, Tanaka.
Ouch!
I happened to flip "m" and "1" over.
You flipped "m" and "1" over?
I happened to flip "m" and "1" over.
You are a 20-year-old marine fisherman.
Hamada, Matsumoto, Tanaka, out!
That's terrible, Tanaka.
Let's not do "m" and "1".
That's terrible, Tanaka.
"m" and "1" are not good.
That's terrible.
What will you do?
I'll do it.
Nothing.
Ouch, ouch, ouch.
Again, this is classic.
This is good.
Wow.
Wow, this continues.
Wow.
I didn't expect it.
But it's in a soft box, so it's...
It's a cut-out set.
It's a dirty box.
No.
I'll open it.
OK.
So it's a set, right?
That's right.
I see.
Well, let's do it for now.
Shall we do it for now?
You don't wear glasses in the morning, do you?
Yes, I wear glasses in the morning.
What?
Why do I have to be beaten up?
It stinks.
What is it?
It stinks!
It stinks! What is it?
Konotai!
What is it? What is it?
Konotai!
Kanaka!
Kanotai!
Does it look like it?
It doesn't look like fire.
It stinks.
It stinks!
Ouch! That hurts.
It stinks.
I'm going to eat it.
It stinks.
Katsura?
It's stuck to my throat.
It stinks.
Wow, it stinks! Katsura!
Wow, it stinks!
It stinks!
It was a heavy cut.
No, no, it's not over yet.
It's like "adoge no ai".
I don't like that.
What is it?
It's malicious.
Really.
Yutaka.
Yes.
I'm scared.
See? I knew it.
Yes, yes, I saw it.
It's definitely you.
No, no, this is really...
You're laughing.
You're laughing all the time.
No, no, I'm not laughing.
Look at it properly!
No, no, no, earlier...
Be careful of what you say to the staff!
You only say what you see!
Earlier, you were terrible!
Masumoto-san, Masumoto-san...
No, no, that was my stupidity.
What's wrong with you?
It stinks.
It really stinks.
Tanaka!
Kauton!
It's really cold!
No, no, it really stinks.
Look at it properly!
It stinks.
It hurts!
It doesn't hurt like a human being.
Does it smell all the time?
I think it's over there.
Doesn't this box smell too?
It stinks.
There's nothing else.
Nothing else?
No, only the DVD.
There's nothing else.
Only the DVD.
Okay.
Masumoto-san...
What?
Masumoto-san...
It's okay if it leaks?
That's right.
It's okay if it leaks?
No, I think it's over.
It stinks.
What happened?
It's a little...
I can't believe it.
It's about to fall apart.
What?
- Oh, I see. - That's important.
- "Divide drawer number 18." - Yeah, that's important.
There are more drawers now.
- There are more and more of these. - There are more drawers now.
- That's right. - Yes.
- Scary! - This is really scary, isn't it?
- No, this is really scary. - This is really scary.
- This is really scary, isn't it?
- Huh? - There's something in there.
- Next time it'll be like death again. - Wow, you're right.
- "Divide drawer number 4." - Number 4!
- Number 4. - Oh, it's here.
- I was scared of that place.
- There's nothing there. - There's nothing there.
- There's no space. - There's no space.
It's long on the side.
- Oh, wait. - Huh?
They're playing with me.
- Number 17. - Number 17.
- It's over there. - It's under the blue line.
- They're playing with me.
- It's the smallest one so far. - Yes, it is.
Ah!
It hit me in the back.
Sorry, sorry. My back was bent.
And again...
It came from such a low place and pushed me back.
Something happened.
Something went wrong, didn't it?
Open drawer number seven.
This is it.
What is it?
It's very old.
Again.
Again?
It's amazing.
Time's up.
Time's up!
It's tough.
This is tough.
He was amazing, too.
He was terrible, too!
Let's see how you did.
The most important task of the story is not over yet.
I don't know.
In terms of processing,
I'm afraid of DVDs.
I'm afraid of it.
I see.
Only you didn't process it.
I didn't process it.
It's hard to put it in.
There are two DVDs.
But I don't think it's just you.
Is there anything different this year?
I think there is.
Of course, there is.
It's strange for us to go forward and come back to ourselves.
That's right.
Right?
This might happen.
I don't want you to come back.
Go!
Please don't come back to me.
Since when did you become like this?
It's been about three years.
You were like a drummer.
He was like a drummer.
A drummer.
When Tanaka meets you, you're like an angel.
People have feelings they want to convey.
They send their feelings of gratitude, which they can't usually convey,
in one letter.
To my beloved father.
The people who will convey their feelings of gratitude this time are
11 and 12 year old sisters who live in Osaka Prefecture.
11 and 12 year old sisters.
They send their first letter to their dad, who always plays with them in between their busy work.
Hi, I'm doing a job on TV. I'm funny and serious.
He taught me many things.
My dream is to be an actress.
Look at her face.
To my dad, thank you for always doing your best at work.
Thanks to you doing your best at work, we can eat and be happy.
I'm really grateful for you.
But when you said you were going to Osaka, I was worried if I could make friends there.
But for you, I was able to live, go to school and make good friends.
Not only for me, but for you, too. Thank you so much.
I also had a lot of fun with you the other day.
I didn't like it when you got drunk and messed up, but I'm happy you always play with me.
Also, when you're tired at work,
you tell me what you want to talk about or when you fight with your friends, right?
What you've taught me is that I can understand that family and friends are important.
I know you're tired at work, but please let me hear your stories.
And let's help and have fun with our families, right?
You can do it! I love you!
For five years, Yamasaki Momo.
Papa, thank you for always working hard for your family.
I'm always tired from work, but I'm very happy that we can play together on our days off.
Papa, I'm glad you met Rakugo.
And I'm really glad I have a father like you.
Thank you for raising us well.
Papa, thank you for letting me eat, buying me things I need in life, and working hard to make everyone happy.
And thank you for protecting my family with all your strength.
I can't say "thank you" enough for you.
The language we're learning and cheerleading we're doing are twice as hard as Papa's work.
From now on, I will do my best in cheerleading and studying.
I want to make everyone happy, even if it's just a little like Papa.
And I want to cherish my family and friends.
Keep up the good work.
Thank you so much. Papa, I love you. Yonei Eikumi Yamasaki Ara.
Yonei Eikumi Yamasaki Ara.
You've been patient, haven't you?
Hamada, Kousei, Endo, Tanaka, out!
No, no, no.
It's totally different now.
It's suddenly different.
Ouch!
But I couldn't get it.
What's wrong with you?
I couldn't get it.
That's true, but...
When it's like this, I'm afraid of the second one.
Well, but...
You're all here, so...
All of you.
You're all here.
Look to the right, look to the right, look to the right.
No, it's definitely wrong.
What's this taste?
One.
Two.
I put it in.
Isn't it good?
It may be a completely different taste.
I don't know at all.
People have feelings they want to convey.
Feelings of gratitude that you can't usually convey.
Embracing them in one letter.
To my beloved father.
This time, a nine-year-old boy living in Tokyo will convey his feelings of gratitude.
To my beloved father, who always plays with me while I'm busy with work.
I'll send you my first letter.
I think you're doing comedy or entertainment.
You're a father who plays with me.
Yes.
To. Dad
I love you, Dad, who plays with me when I'm off from work.
But now I'm tired and I'm at home, but I sleep a lot, Dad.
I'm sorry I woke you up and hit you in the head with a ball.
You and me in the park, when you play soccer with me, it's the most fun.
Dad put me in a net with a string and told me that if I practiced lifting, I would get better.
I was really happy when I practiced hard and could lift better than before.
Dad is tired, but he's happy to come and watch me play soccer.
When you came to see me play the game the other day, you praised me for my defense, so I thought I'd do better.
Mom said, "Dad never played soccer, so I don't know much about it, but you ask your friends about soccer and teach them, right?"
Thank you so much for studying soccer for me.
When you go overseas for work, thank you for taking good care of the amulet I made for you.
You always do weird things on TV, Dad.
Sometimes your friends say and laugh at you the next day, but I think you're cool on TV.
Dad, thank you for everything. I love you.
Three years old, red team, seven days.
Thigh kick.
(Laughter)
What is it?
This is amazing!
(Laughter)
It's a shame!
Cry!
(Laughter)
(Applause)
Kousei! Endo! Out!
(Laughter)
There were various emotions.
That's what happens when you do it!
(Laughter)
But it can't be helped.
(Laughter)
I'm glad.
I don't have it anymore.
(Laughter)
I'm glad.
Endo is also a little like a crybaby.
I thought about it a little.
That's what partners do.
I'm sorry for the Thai man who kicked Thai.
(Laughter)
I'm sorry for the Thai man who kicked Thai.
(Applause)
I'm sorry.
It's painful.
(Laughter)
Defensive military service for two hours and thirty minutes.
Before five people,
a mysterious sight.
(Laughter)
He is popular.
(Laughter)
(Cheers)
He is amazing.
Yamada, Kosei, Kanto.
(Cheers)
They look alike.
(Cheers)
They are fun.
(Cheers)
They are amazing.
(Cheers)
They are just the same.
(Cheers)
I have never eaten this before.
Thank you for it.
Is it over there?
Shige.
Yes?
Are you studying properly?
Yes, little by little.
It's not little by little.
You have to pay a lot of money and go to Yobi High School.
Yes, yes.
It's not yes, yes.
That's what you say to your father.
Dad, please stop it.
It's my fault.
My father doesn't like it.
You are young and you don't say anything, you bastard!
No, no, dad.
Don't think about it.
Dad, you are old-fashioned.
Was I old-fashioned, you bastard?
You are old-fashioned.
Tell me the truth, you bastard!
You are old-fashioned, you bastard!
(Cheers)
Who are you?!
Who are you, you bastard?!
Who are you?!
You came into someone's house without permission, you bastard!
Who told you, you bastard?!
(Cheers)
Hurry up and die, you bastard!
(Cheers)
You bastard!
Ouch!
Geez!
What? There's more?
Let's eat!
What?
What's with you?
Shut up!
Don't fight!
My chest is about to explode. Isn't it enough?
Look, everyone is tired.
What's with you?
What did you do, you bastard?!
What did you do?!
You're studying and making a woman out of her!
I'm studying!
Listen up!
What is it?
Until you go to college,
don't be impure!
Study hard!
What do you mean "study hard" or "impure"?
You're really old-fashioned!
You bastard!
Ouch!
Who are you?!
Ouch!
Listen up!
You're impure!
Look what you're doing!
This is impure!
Ouch!
Let's go home!
Let's go home, you two!
Let's go!
Dad! Dad!
Ouch! Ouch!
Did you get it?
You're a pervert!
Dad! Dad!
Ouch! Ouch!
Let's go!
Matsumoto, Hamada, Fosei, Tanaka, out!
You're a pervert!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Ouch! Ouch!
Wow, he's amazing!
Ouch! Ouch!
Dad and pervert have nothing in common!
It's innovative.
I don't know if he's trying to dance or what.
He looks like a pervert.
You two look alike.
Everyone, do you want to eat?
Yes, we do.
Yes.
It's part of the training to eat in the earth defense force.
So you will eat lunch while training.
And this person will train you.
Thank you!
Again?
Why?
Just eat normally.
I want to eat properly.
Just eat normally.
Now, the training that you will do for lunch is...
Praise and change food immediately!
Yeah!
Change food immediately?
Yes.
The rules are...
One person from each team will choose 5 people...
And they will display the card with their name on it.
The chosen people will sing a song...
And praise the food.
At the end of the song, the team will decide the order of the song.
And the team will eat lunch according to the order of the song.
Let's do it in Fujihara-san's team.
Yes.
Momo-taro will do it.
Let's do it!
Music, start!
EBICHURI!
"EBICHURI!" "EBICHURI!"
Red color that stimulates appetite
Chewy and chewy texture
Delicious!
It's difficult!
It came just before!
No, it's difficult!
It's difficult!
Eh, who came?
Who?
It's difficult!
Who is it?
It's difficult!
Hey! Hey!
It's difficult!
Ouch!
Ah, it hurts!
Ah, man!
That was a waste of one shot!
What was that?
Justice is shit!
The name of the song is "Under a Big Chestnut Tree".
Let's listen to it first.
"Under a Big Chestnut Tree".
That's right!
Let's listen to it!
The first movement is "Under the big chestnut tree".
"Under the big chestnut tree, you and me, let's play together".
- It's long. - It's long.
- This is good. - It's not that fast.
- Let's start with Mr. Tanaka. - What?
Then, music, start!
"Under the big chestnut tree, you and me, let's play together".
He got hit again!
"Put it in macaroons and white sauce, and bake it in the oven and microwave it, let's eat it with wiener, gratin, gorgonzola".
That's it!
Wiener...
домой!
Alright!
You got out!
Monja-su-tcha.
That was dangerous, wasn't it?
My back hurt!
This is hard!
We were starting and ending so soon...
We started very shortly...
Are we ready now?
"Under the big chestnut tree, you and me, let's play together", okay!
With wiener, gratin...
Music, start!
This is messy...
With hazelnut,
with hazelnut on
There was a big tofu, there was a lot of tofu, I ate it with white tofu.
Out!
You should have had tofu!
Ouch!
I don't like it!
The words "out" and "out" are...
We just introduced a lot of tofu.
That's right.
You should have praised it.
Change the melody.
The same goes for "ame fure".
Ame, ame, fure, fure, ka~
Ah, I see.
Janome de omukai, ureshii na~
Pitch, pitch, chap, chap, ran, ran, ran~
Yes, understood.
OK.
Please don't forget under the big country tree.
Yes, yes.
If it's still there...
Yes, yes.
Is it OK?
Me?
Yes, Mr. Tanaka.
Wait a minute!
Music, start!
Potato salad!
Potato salad, thank you.
Out!
Tanaka, Tanaka, Endo, out!
It's too big.
Ouch! Ouch!
Yes, yes, yes. The song is different.
Yes, yes.
Potato salad, thank you.
Tanaka, out!
Not at all, Tanaka.
Tanaka, out!
Ouch!
My voice only came out before my debut.
Mr. Tanaka, it's difficult.
No, it's difficult.
My voice only came out before my debut.
Music, start!
Marble golf!
Mom made me tofu once, but it was really delicious white tofu.
Matsumoto, Kanata, Endo, Kanata, out!
It's funny, isn't it?
Kosei, out!
I don't know what you're talking about.
This is hard.
Next, Matsumoto sings a love song while raining.
Music, start!
Goya, Champoule!
Champoule, Champoule, Goya, Champoule, Goya's Champoule mom and...
Pitch, pitch, Champoule, Champoule, Champoule, Champoule, Champoule...
Oh, this is dangerous!
Hey, what's this?
End!
Out!
You did your best!
"Spicy spicy chomp chomp" and "chomp chomp" are mixed up!
Mixed up!
It was good. The theme was good.
On the contrary, it was as it was.
Because it was "goya chomp chomp", I sang it a little like "Okinawa".
No, it's fine.
You were laughing normally just now.
Hamada-san, please.
Music, start!
Start!
Out!
"Gawa" is...
"Dashi" is...
"Kimosui" is...
So far, Kosei-san has 2 points and Matsumoto-san has 1 point.
Eh?!
1 point?!
I knew it...
Even though I lost against Tanakaya Hamada...
No, it's not like that! You're only saying "champur" and "tofu"
I'm sorry for saying that!
That's right, that's right!
I'm not praising you!
"Champur" "champur" you're only saying that!
How many points?
2 points.
Why?!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
Matsumoto, Tanaka, Kosei, out!
Why?!
I'm sorry!
I'm not that excited...
Even if I jump, I don't want to live anymore...
Why?!
You're late!
That's weird!
No, it's true! What you're saying is weird!
Even if I jump, I don't want to live anymore...
Why?!
Since my debut, I haven't sung like this...
What's wrong?
No, no matter how many times you do it...
I don't think I can lose.
Music, start!
Oven rice!
Yes.
It's good.
It's good to crack an egg.
It's good to melt it.
It's ketchup as it is.
It's a wonderful dish.
Did you just go in?
You're crazy!
It's out!
But it's a wonderful dish.
What's wrong, Hamada?
I'm sorry, but...
It's out!
You praised me.
You praised me while making it.
But you said "it's a wonderful dish" at the end.
So you don't care about how you make it?
You don't care about "it's a wonderful dish"?
"It's a wonderful dish" or "it's delicious"...
If you keep saying "it's a wonderful dish", I don't care about it.
What's wrong?
Don't say that.
You're the one who should be worried about it!
Hamada!
I'm sorry!
It's out!
Don't you think we look alike?
I'm sorry for you.
Next, Sacchan's melody.
- Tacchan. - Tacchan is...
- Whoa! - What?
- Oh, I know this one. - What?!
She's small and funny with a laugh She's cute
- Tacchan. - Hm?
- Let's go, music! - Okay.
Music start!
Oikoro!
Oh, this is a hard one.
Oikoro is made with beef and miso
This is hard!
My lower jaw is being stimulated, isn't it cute, corot?
Matsumoto, Kousei, Tanaka, Rengo, Hamada, Tamoto...
Why? What did you do?
Why corot?
This is the worst corot in my life.
Kousei, out!
I'm saying this until the end, so don't say it.
Matsumoto, music, start!
Chocoprowassan!
I love chocoprowassan!
But it's too expensive, so I can't give you my wallet.
It's too expensive, so I can't give you my wallet.
Matsumoto, Kousei, Shindo, Tanaka, out!
Why corot?
It's too expensive, so I can't give you my wallet.
Why corot?
It's too expensive, so I can't give you my wallet.
Zero points!
I didn't get more than ten points!
I don't have zero points!
It's expensive, isn't it?
It's hard to open my wallet
It's cheap, isn't it?
It's expensive, isn't it?
Next, Hamada.
Can he praise him well?
Music, start!
Shanghai Yakisoba!
A lot of vegetables go in and it's soft
But there are people who like it and people who don't like it
I like Shanghai
Next, Hamada.
Where are you from?
Hamada!
What's the name of the place?
The name of the place...
The last word "machi" was too big!
It's too big!
Yakisoba doesn't matter anymore!
It's better than this!
Sofa? Beans? I like it!
That's good!
There are people who like it!
Hamada, out!
It's messy!
Where do you go for New Year?
Amazing!
Hamada, out!
The result is...
Hamada, who sang the worst duet, is the second...
Thank you for the meal.
What are you going to eat for lunch?
Thank you for the meal.
It looks like you.
You are bad.
After lunch, five people are ready for the next task.
Are you ready, everyone?
Here we go again.
From now on, we are going to conduct a training for the Earth Defense Forces.
Are you ready?
Yes, we are.
Is it a training?
Yes, it is.
It's a training.
Yes, it is.
Are you ready, everyone?
From now on, we are going to conduct a special training.
Is it okay for you to laugh?
Yes.
The members of the Osaka Neagawa Branch will conduct joint training together at the Earth Defense Forces Headquarters.
And this training is conducted by...
This is Team Battle Training's MC, Happy Boy!
Here he is, MC!
Yes, mic check!
Check one, two, check one, two...
Ah, excuse me, my pin mic is a little tangled with my accessories, so I can't really...
DOAHO!
Wa-sha! The audio is...
DOAHO!
My father is Momotaro Zamurai Koyaka's happy girl, and my name is Asa Takahashi!
Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
In addition, we have prepared a special guest for the Earth Defense Forces Headquarters!
It's this person! Please come in!
Kemono!
Kemono?
Kemono!
It's Kenta Maeda!
Please come in!
A young ace representing the Japan Team who has no special guest member known of yet...
It's Maeda Kenta of the Hiroshima Toyo Carp!
Hello! I'm Maeda Kenta! Also known as "Matsuken" and "Wa-sha!" "The Earth Defense Forces General Association"...
DOAHO!
Happy girl!
He's one of our company's members!
Seriously?!
DOAHO!
I'd like to interview him for a bit.
Do you believe in ghosts or not?
That's all I'm asking of you!
I don't believe in them.
Thank you!
Well then, please have a seat.
A passionate "gachinko" battle with determination and pride...
Now begins!