AISubs v3.5
I want to be an idol!
Come on, I want to be an idol!
Memories of when I was ten years old
When I was seventeen, I'd bring them back and forth
Like a tsunami, violently
Listen, I jumped over that fire
And wrote on the sand, "I miss you"
I'm sorry, Mamedo
Everyone, thank you for your hard work for a year.
I was selected for 16 years in a row of general meetings this year.
I'm a former downturn manager, Fujiwara Hiroshi.
Also known as "Yoshimoto's Ama-chan", I'm Fujiwara Aki.
Today, I'll send you the best points of "Gaki no Tsukai" and "Omoshiro V".
I'm sorry.
Go ahead.
I'm sorry.
Pika-san was about to die.
For a long time.
I'm sorry.
A lot of things happened this year.
Matsumoto-san, you started Twitter.
I didn't start it. I was just asked to do it.
You were challenged with new things.
Yes.
How was it?
Well...
I wonder if I can do something different every year.
I'm sorry.
Forse-san.
Forse-san, you were challenged with new things.
But there aren't many people around me who are doing it.
Did it make sense for you to do it?
Well, it was because I wanted to do my best.
Yes.
I think it made sense.
Thank you.
I'm sorry.
Well...
Are they all the same?
I'm sorry.
I was wondering where you were going with that.
Are they all the same?
I'm sorry.
Thank you.
Thank you for doing it.
It was fun.
First of all, let's watch from 10th to 5th place.
Then...
VTR...
When will you watch it?
Now, right?
Magical Hamada
The 10th place is Hamada Masotoshi's "Magical Hamada" which is made by Hamada's enthusiasm.
This is a magical banana.
"Hamada" means "somehow".
Yes, yes, yes.
One, two!
Magical Hamada
"Hamada" means "strong".
"Hamada" means "kinchikurin".
"Hamada" means "kansai medicine".
"Hamada" means "lips are hot".
"Hamada" means "pictures are bad".
"Hamada" means "old eyes".
"Hamada" means "smell of fire".
Hey, this is...
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
You've been laughing from the beginning.
What's wrong with you?
Where did you see "Hamada" from?
Get out of my way!
I'm changing the game!
The next game is...
It's a game where you have to remove the bone in front of you without waking up "Hamada" who is sleeping.
His eyes are open.
Oh, he's sleeping.
Again...
Ouch, ouch!
Ouch, ouch! Ouch, ouch!
Do it properly!
He made Hamada angry again.
Let's apologize.
Huh? How do we apologize?
I'm sorry for sleeping so much to get your precious hand bone.
Hand...
Do you know?
It's "tei", isn't it?
"Tei" is "bone", isn't it?
Yes.
To apologize to Hamada, they went to the dressing room.
Oh, right.
Well, I'm going to say it as a representative.
Hamada was sleeping because he liked your hand bone.
And we were sleeping to get your hand bone.
What are you talking about?
Really?
Hamada was...
Hey, you shouldn't do it.
What? What?
Hamada was what?
Okamoto Gensui.
What? What did you say?
Huh?
What?
The card battle.
Can you go forward a little bit?
What is going on?
At first, I thought they would just leave like that.
They were going to leave.
Yes, yes, yes.
But even if I thought about it, I didn't do it.
And the person who was nice to me decided to listen to me for the rest of my life.
What?
No, but...
Matsuko, you're a woman?
- Are you a man?! - It's not like I want to be a woman. I'm fine as a man, but...
- Yeah, yeah, yeah... - Eh, Matsuko, which do you want? Do you want to be hugged?!
- Hugged?! - That's no longer a choice for me!
- Eh, what do you want me to do? - Hug you... Let you do it...
- Let me do it? - Yeah, yeah, yeah...
- Let me do it?! - Yeah, yeah, yeah...
- Let me do it?! - No, I'll do anything! I'll do anything!
- No, no, I'll do anything! - Anything?!
The five of them continued their heated argument.
In the end, Matsuko decided to push him away with her own hands!
- Matsuko! - Matsuko!
After the fight, a close date with Matsuko began.
No, I'm just glad we got along.
I was also wondering what we should talk about, but...
It's fine even if it's silent.
- It's fine even if it's silent is the most amazing thing, isn't it? - It's amazing!
- It's almost like a couple, isn't it? - It's close, it's close! I'm completely fine!
- Heh, why is that?! - Why is that?! It was unexpected!
- Heh... I'm... - But this body...
- What is it?! Is it a familiar feeling?! - What is it?!
- I don't know if it's on camera, but it's really touching! - Um... it's really hard to do, isn't it?!
- You have to be careful, too! - Ah, sorry, sorry!
- You're so kind! - I'm sorry!
- Hey! Don't touch me first! - Don't touch me first!
- Don't touch me first!
- I said don't touch me first! - I just touched you first!
And then, they arrived at the Tokyo Skytree and took a commemorative photo together!
- This is a great punishment, isn't it? - A commemorative photo, huh?
- How many years has it been in Nakagawa Prefecture? - Oh, it's been 20 years for us, too. - I see! Then, 20 seconds of satire, go!
In 8th place is Kiyoshi Nishikaga's "Shintoiwa Trial"!
His extreme service spirit, extreme disdain for defeat, and his too-serious personality have brought harm to many people.
The number of such cases, including the night crime, has been confirmed in 29 reports in the past trial market.
The first report was from Katsumata, an incident at the Prosecutor General's Office.
- There's a corner called "Osaka's Okan". - Yes.
You listen to the voice of the city and go back to the studio.
Then, you ask a guest, "Do you have any matchami?"
- Everyone said something funny about okan. - Yes, yes, yes.
Then, at the most exciting part of the show, you ask "Do you have any show?"
You ask, "Can we talk about something other than okan?"
- What is it? What is it? What is it? - What is it? What is it?
In addition, his daughter's family also reported a shocking incident.
There's a saying, "If you say hello first, you lose!"
- I do it at the airport, too. - Wow!
- "Mr. Matsuboto!" - Yes, yes, yes.
- It's not a problem. - Yes.
- Everyone will know. - Yes.
At that distance of 20 meters, everyone will say, "Huh? Where's Matsuboto? Where's Matsuboto?"
- That's right. - That's right.
- After all... - It was a distance where the family would throw a spear.
- What? - This is the best time to express this good thing.
- What is it? - What is it?
- Stop it. - What is it?
- The first course... - Here it is. - Is it this year's? - It's Chibi Hamada.
The seventh course is "Bringing in a guitar".
The Hamada-Vegas show, where they predict the confrontation of various Hamada brothers.
- Here it is. - Let's get started.
The next Hamada is...
Big Hamada, two people on a tricycle!
The first course...
Red Hamada.
The second course...
Blue Hamada.
The third course...
White Hamada.
The fourth course...
Purple Hamada.
These are the four groups.
Will the red Hamada win?
Will the youngest, blue Hamada win?
Or will the biggest, white Hamada win?
The youngest, purple Hamada will win!
They started at the same time.
Will the blue Hamada win?
The blue Hamada is doing well.
The second purple Hamada is doing well, too.
The blue Hamada scores!
You're making fun of me, aren't you?
I'll say it for sure.
One, two...
- I won't say it! - No, you won't!
You won't say it in the press, either!
Give me points!
In 6th place, a trio of teams will compete against each other.
A team competition "anything" battle!
One of them is a fishing game.
The time limit is one minute.
The team which catches more fish wins 10 points!
Let's go!
Ready, set, go!
Wow!
Wow, wow, wow!
The rod is a little...
What's up?
Good!
Good luck!
The first one was fast.
Oh, the rod is moving.
Good job!
Yes!
Hamada-san's butt is a little...
I thought it was that.
No, it's not.
We're all fighting.
What's that?
Hamada wouldn't do that.
He likes rods a lot.
Can you show me a little slow motion?
It looks like there's a little slow motion this time.
It's after this.
After this?
Wow!
What's this?
It's been a while since Hamada's "kuse kuse" came out.
"kuse kuse"?
Yes.
It's my first time seeing it.
It came out all the time when we were in a duo.
And Tommy-san told me not to do it.
What was that?
It came out for the first time.
Yes, yes.
Wow, can you show me a little later?
It's nostalgic!
It's nostalgic for me, too.
In fifth place, MC Hosei throws away people on the street with rap.
The first one to face each other is...
The owner of Seika store!
I've seen it! I've seen it!
I've seen it outside of school!
Your pick was taken away 5 years ago!
You're good.
You said something great.
My pick?
What do you know about me?
You don't know anything about me!
We're brothers.
Let's stop it.
You're not good at all.
Hosei is determined to fight.
But his pathetic defeat continues.
The next opponent is...
The girls' high school girls.
Hey, hey, this guy is annoying.
He's always so boring.
I know!
Hey, hey, this guy is cool.
But in the end, he's gross, isn't he?
I know!
Go, go, go!
You! You!
What did you know about me?
I thought you didn't know anything about me!
What did you know about me?
You don't know anything about me, do you?
Not at all!
Your sake is...
Sake, sake, sake, sake!
Should we play the last rap song, Allen?
It's "Going".
A high school girl told me, "Did you really break up with her?"
"Go away!" She said.
You said that! But it didn't make sense!
She was wearing something with her daughter. She was crying.
Crying.
Go away! Go away! Go away! Go away! Go away! Go away! Go away! Go away!
Ok.
I'm going home.
What the hell!
Bye-bye.
You're annoying.
4th place goes to Tanaka Naoki, the "wild kingdom" introduced by Tanaka Naoki, a celebrity-loving Tanaka who is often seen in big cities like Tokyo.
- I passed the test! - I passed the test!
- A lot of insect fortune-telling is just a bunch of bugs. - Is it okay? - No, I don't think it's good.
- It's not good, is it? - You and I are in a dreamland.
At a small church in the woods, we held a wedding ceremony.
- I'm embarrassed. I'm embarrassed. - The search for city creatures continues at Tanaka Naoki's house.
- Wow! - Wow!
- The members go back to their childhood to the creatures that are found here and there. - I passed the test!
- I passed the test!
- What's this? - Kana-bun? - What's this?
- It's an insect fortune-telling. - An insect fortune-telling.
- An insect fortune - telling.
- Kogane bugs are rich. - Could you please sing some more?
- Kogane bugs are rich. - I don't know about this.
- Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well...
- In the third place, while Endo says "well, well, well" to someone he doesn't know,
- he says "I like you".
- Endo Shouzo's "Quiz Well, Well, Well" second round!
- What's this? - This is amazing.
- Among them, the one who showed the most rejection reaction was Bobby Monaghan.
- What's this?
- Well, well, well...
- What's this? - Well, well, well...
- I don't know! What is it?
- I was a little scared. - Well, well, well, well...
- I'm scared! - The destructive force is different.
- It's not "well, well", say it! Say it! - Well, well, well...
- What should I do? - Well, well, well...
- Even if you try everything, you can't say "I like you".
- It's hard!
- Huh?
- He was looking away.
- Isn't it strange? It's like a punishment game.
- Well, well, well... - Stop it!
- That's why... - What are you doing?
- I'm weak because you're staring at me.
- That's why...
- Well, well, well... - But you were a good person in the past.
- Well, well, well... - I like you.
- No way...
- Huh?
- Seriously?
- You...
- What are you doing?
- You...
- What are you doing?
In second place,
Hei Pou's childcare, which was given to the baby, will be carried out in one night and two days.
Hei Pou, who should have been responsible for Fujiwara's reflection, expressed his dissatisfaction.
Can you go to the bathroom?
I can't.
If you stop me, it's over.
I want to go to the bathroom.
Hei Pou's anger explodes because he can't go to the bathroom.
Here, the young director goes for persuasion.
I want you to pee in the bathroom.
Please forgive me.
I'm not a little kid now.
That's a big deal.
So I want to go to the bathroom.
If you stop me, it's over.
If you pee in the bathroom, I'll go to the bathroom.
Are you sure?
Is it okay for you, Fujiwara?
Even if you pee in the bathroom, you can change your diaper.
Is it okay for you?
Is it okay for you to pee in the bathroom?
I don't like it.
Why do you say "ah" in front of the director of "Power of Speech"?
Please let me pee in the bathroom just once.
I like it if you pee in the bathroom.
I want to go to the bathroom.
I want you to pee in the bathroom first.
I don't like it.
Why do you say "ah" in front of the director of "Power of Speech"?
Please let me pee in the bathroom.
Don't mess with me.
I want you to pee in the bathroom.
Half a day has passed since the beginning of the shoot.
Fujiwara is struggling alone while his childcare life is getting harder and harder.
It's amazing.
And finally, it's time to end the shoot.
I want to do it with you!
Personally, I'm in second place, and he's in first place, but it was amazing.
But that was originally a Fujiwara penalty game.
That's right.
It's because of me that everyone's eyes are open.
What do you think of it now?
It's interesting, but I'm 60 years old next year.
It's emotional.
It's wonderful.
So it's a little sad to put it out like that.
I'd like to see it with my own hands.
Let's do it again this year!
Don't Laugh! Earth Defense Force
Broadcasts at 6:30 p.m. on New Year's Day!
I'm Ayu!
Hello, everyone!
How are you all doing?
In first place is Yoshinobu versus Onuma's mud match!
Fifty-year-old mud producers showed off their mud match!
Here's the match that caught their attention!
Start!
How does it work?
I see.
It's good!
Yes, yes, yes.
Onuma failed.
It was a little too early, wasn't it?
It's annoying.
Let's take this laziness.
I feel like waiting for Nakamura after it's over.
What are you waiting for?
Yes, Nakamura.
It's a useless time for him.
It's these two.
That's right.
Nakamura-san, I'm sorry.
He's totally stable now!
You can do it!
He can't move!
Hold on to it!
He's stable now!
You can do it!
You can move!
Is it no good?
You can move!
You have to move!
It was funny.
What are you talking about?
We could watch it for a long time.
It was like watching it for a long time.
When I think about it,
Mr. Ujiura is number one and number two because he is a staff.
Ninja should work harder.
The people behind are wonderful.
These three are wonderful.
You are making the variety show move.
Mr. Ujiura is amazing.
You are amazing.