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I feel like I can do it today!
I think I can do it!
Thank you for waiting, everyone in Japan!
"Gaki no Tsukai" strongest project!
"Don't Laugh" series!
This project has become an annual treasure!
This year as well, we will broadcast "Buttoushi" for six hours in the afternoon!
Today's theme is...
Earth Defense Forces!
Tonight, we will show you a part of "Don't Laugh" Earth Defense Forces!
Therefore...
"Don't Laugh" Earth Defense Forces!
We will show it to you before you know it! Special!
"Don't Laugh" Earth Defense Forces!
On December 4th, before the show began, a press conference was held.
I'm Hitoshi Matsumoto of BANDAN.
I'm Masatoshi Yamada of BANDAN.
I'm Hosei Kikei of BANDAN.
I'm Endo Shimizu of KOKORIKO.
And I'm Naoki Tanaka of BANDAN.
Thank you for having me.
"Don't Laugh" Earth Defense Forces 24 hours.
First of all, I would like to hear your impressions of the shooting.
Mr. Matsumoto, please.
As I said, if I laugh this time, my butt will be slapped.
My butt was slapped in the middle of the show.
I heard the sound of my butt being slapped.
Mr. Hosei, please.
I always scale up.
Of course, there are people like me who do such things.
But what about you?
Since "Don't Laugh" began,
we have been asked the most questions.
I don't know what you mean.
Personally, since "Don't Laugh" began,
I had the hardest time.
Is that so?
Yes, it is.
I had the hardest time.
How hard was it?
Well, how can I say?
It hurts.
It hurts and I shouldn't laugh.
To be honest, it hurts.
What?
It hurts every time.
I didn't mean it every time.
I wanted to be slapped this time.
In terms of the timeline,
since past ten o'clock,
Mr. Yamauchi's face has been swollen.
That's right.
It's a little swollen.
Why?
Is it because of "Don't Laugh"?
You know it, don't you?
I don't know it.
You know it, don't you?
I thought it was tough.
The moment I was beaten up, I said "Gyuiin!"
My brain was like...
Are you doing "Don't Laugh"?
We are doing it now.
It's okay now, even if you laugh.
Endo-san, please tell us about "Don't Laugh".
Please tell us about "Don't Laugh".
Many people came out this year as well.
I thought it was a little different from last year.
It wasn't a crying scene.
It wasn't like that before.
But some people were crying when they saw it.
Some people were crying in the waiting room.
They were crying at the usual chair and table.
I think it's a little different from what we've seen before.
How do you feel when you see it, viewers?
When I got older, I thought everyone was crying less.
I don't think it was like that eight years ago.
It's my first emotion.
I've been living for 42 years, and it's my first emotion that I don't know about.
I can't say it well, but there was a scene where my first emotion came out.
(New people's training room)
New people's training room is full of laughter traps every year.
Of course, even in this earth defense force,
there will be many laughter traps that will make you suffer.
That's a challenge to solve equations in one minute.
If you fail, you will be punished by the wrestler for--
Once more.
Hurry up.
I can't solve it in one minute!
This is easy for me.
Can I really try it?
Of course.
I'll do it with all my heart.
Tamada, Kosei, out!
This is boring!
What is this?
Let's play a game.
What are you doing?
Isn't it too much?
What are you doing?
I'm sorry.
This is...
It's okay.
Kosei, Tanaka, Endo, Aoto.
I'm happy about this.
This is amazing!
This is good.
Ouch!
No, no, no.
This is weird, too.
No, no, no.
In their 42 years of life,
what are the five members' first emotions?
All of it will be revealed on December 31st!
All of it will be revealed!
Lastly, Mr. Kimura, please.
Yes.
Personally, there are many things that I want to say.
This year as well,
there are many creatures that look like Mr. Hamada's face.
How many kinds of creatures are there in the world?
I can't believe it.
Maybe, if you toss a rag and throw it, it will look like Mr. Hamada's face several times.
If you toss it five times, it will look like Mr. Hamada's face once.
Is there such a thing?
If you toss it five times, it will look like Mr. Hamada's face.
I look forward to such things every year.
This year as well, there are many contents.
I think you will enjoy it.
Mr. Hamada, do you think it looks like you?
No, I don't think so.
You are fast.
You play with people's faces every time, don't you?
The staff here.
No, it's not like that.
No matter how you think about it, it's like that.
I thought you looked like Mr. Hamada.
I don't think you look like Mr. Hamada.
Mr. Hamada only looks like you.
I will judge it by those who watch TV.
All right.
Don't laugh!
In "Don't laugh!"
A variety of funny tricks using Mr. Hamada's face were introduced.
Five people were involved in a laughable whirlwind.
In this "Terrestrial Defense Army", something similar to Mr. Hamada appeared.
Five people will go to laughable hell.
This is red.
This is silver.
One, two, and...
End! Matsumoto! Tanaka! Hosei! Out!
Mr. Hamada! Out!
There are times when this is really...
There are times when this is really true.
There are times when it's really like this.
There are times when it's bad.
There are times like this when it's late.
I purposely eat this kind of fruit.
Because I'm in a bad mood.
Hamada! Tanaka! Hosei!
There's something about it!
I see! I see!
Wow, this guy is amazing!
Matsumoto, Kosei, Tendo, Tanaka, Hamada, out!
Wow, this guy is so funny!
I'd like you to sit down.
Wow, this is so funny!
Wow!
What is the identity of someone who looks like Hamada?
On a night of New Year's Day, it's obvious who he is!
We heard that you rented out Fushi Speedway for this shoot.
What did you think of it, Matsumoto san?
Oh, is that so?
No, it's not like that.
We didn't know where we were being filmed.
Oh, really?
We didn't know where we were being filmed and got taken away.
Some adults messed us up.
When we went to the circuit, Matsumoto san got kidnapped.
Oh, really?
The four of us were dragged around the circuit.
What did you think of the shoot at the circuit?
It was a mess.
If we don't run away, we'll get in trouble for many things.
And, well, Yama-chan was late.
In the end, only the circuit was left behind.
He dug up all the punishments in the history of musical instruments.
It was amazing.
He dug up all of them.
It really was.
Did you feel like you got away with only that part of the circuit?
Yes, I did. I got away with it a lot.
There are times when people's bad points come out.
There are also times when human's bad points come out.
But there's nothing we can do about it.
The staff messed us up.
That's how we feel.
Other special guests are also messed up there.
At the circuit.
Why this person?
I love musical instruments and watch it every year.
They hate themselves.
I don't want to watch it anymore.
Don't watch it anymore.
That's how they feel.
It's dark.
We are regulars.
We used Fuji Speedway fully for this shoot.
That tough plan was done at a large area like the circuit.
This is what we are going to do.
What is this?
Here is your ticket.
Really?
I love musical instruments.
I asked Mr. Tsuraya for it.
We don't have to go there.
We have to go somewhere else.
That's right.
We got him!
He ran away.
He's coming this way.
Wow!
That's amazing!
What's going on?
The fate of the four who run away is...
And who is the mysterious guest?
On New Year's Eve, the curtain of "Hell's Game" will rise!
We've talked about guests earlier.
I think there are many people who are surprised every year.
Can you tell me who came out this year?
Can you give me a hint?
The person who excites you now is really here.
This year's person?
Yes.
Isn't she Endo's ex-wife?
Endo is...
She's a regular.
Endo is...
She's a regular.
Chiaki is a regular every year.
I'm telling you.
You don't want me to say it, do you?
Chiaki is here.
Let's say it.
Can I say it now?
Chono is here, too.
Chono?
You know that, don't you?
I don't know when she'll come out.
Be honest.
[Singing]
Every time on "Don't Laugh",
From the main actor to the members' relatives,
Super luxurious guests appear as laughing assassins.
This time on "Earth Defense Army",
Along with Kitsu and Ryo,
The strongest assassins on earth attack five people.
Your code name is...
Everyone, out!
Hamada Taigo and Android!
Gammon!
Don't let me go!
Melody!
I feel like I'm going to pass out!
I think I'm out!
I'm going to be beaten up!
Endo's ex-wife, Chiaki,
What kind of appearance will she show us?
And...
Housei's natural enemy, Chouno's bottle is going to explode?
On New Year's Eve, what will happen to Housei's fate?
Now we will take questions from reporters.
Please raise your hand if you have a question.
Yes, please.
My name is Ukina of News Evelyn.
I know it's a bit early, but is there anything you would like to do in this industry next year?
Next year?
If there is...
I told you, right?
My butt is over.
I won't do it again next year.
Your butt is over?
My butt is over.
Your blood flows too fast.
I do it every year.
Somehow, I was blessed with a hit song.
You went to Kohaku.
I went to Kohaku.
If I went to Kohaku, I wouldn't be able to do it.
But if you don't release a hit song...
If you don't release a hit song...
That's right.
You should go to Shibuya.
I want to go to Shibuya on New Year's Day.
You should go to Nama.
He always says that.
The best is Matsujun Out.
"Absolutely Not Allowed", "Earth Defense Army 24 Hours" will air again this year at 6:30 p.m. on New Year's Day!
If you don't watch it, you won't grow up!
From now on, you can play all the nostalgic games that were aired last week!
The four of you will play nostalgic games you played when you were young!
Let's go!
The four of them will show you all of the embarrassing scenes they couldn't include in the last episode!
This is funny.
This is really funny.
This is amazing!
Tanaka, you're good at this, right?
Yes, I've done this many times.
I see.
I don't think I've done this much.
You haven't?
The five of them chose this "jump up" that Tanaka is good at.
Hit the button with your hand and stop the weight in the specified color and you clear it.
Can we start from here?
It may be difficult to adjust.
It depends on where you are.
The top one is the easiest.
You don't have to adjust it.
Can't we go up?
No, you can't.
If you hit the top one as hard as you can...
No way.
If you hit it here, you can't go up.
Hit it as hard as you can.
Here we go.
Hit it as hard as you can.
You can't.
You're going too far up.
You can't hit it here.
The top one was here, right?
Who are you talking to?
You're just a senior.
You can't do it like that.
You can do it like that.
I forgot.
Let's do it again later.
Due to age difference and memory loss, Hosei and Endo fail at everything.
And...
The middle one.
It's in the top three.
Can we go up a little bit?
Yes, please.
That's negative.
It's not scary at all.
It's in the top three.
On the contrary, Hama-san's...
That's right.
Please.
What is it?
It's my first time touching it.
That's right, but...
Somehow, the members who want to collect the jump up...
Even in the second round...
It's a big struggle.
It's no use at all.
But it's close.
It's close, isn't it?
That's right. It was the closest.
It's still the lowest.
It's the most difficult.
Ah, that's good.
Please!
Amazing!
This is quite...
It's a sense.
You do it properly.
You show it where you show it.
Please!
Practice it! Practice it!
But you did it earlier, didn't you?
That's right. Practice it!
Harder! Harder!
Practice it! Harder!
Image!
Harder! Harder!
No, it's like this.
Harder!
No, you did it earlier, didn't you?
You did it earlier, didn't you?
It's a rhythm. A rhythm.
Harder!
It's no use.
Okay! Thank you for your hard work!
Thank you for your hard work!
Even after their hard work is over, they go back to childhood and can't leave the game.
What is this?
This is...
You look like you're in pain.
9,130 yen.
Endo was playing pinball.
You can't play anymore.
I thought I'd take a look.
As I was relaxing...
It wasn't fixed at all.
I couldn't concentrate at all.
There's no way you're in the studio.
It's outside.
It's outside in the game.
You don't even remember how to do this, do you?
Those who enjoyed the game...
will do the classic pinball...
I'll go.
Watch out!
He's smart too
He's not smart at all
I hope he changes his job
There's no reason for him to change his job
What?
Really?
You can do it right?
I don't know if I can do it
Here you go
I'll do it
Watch out!
I don't like you guys
I don't like you guys at all
That was close
I don't like you guys at all
(Laughing)
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