AISubs v3.5
Ladies and Gentlemen...
What?
Oh, next week?
Next week!
That's fast!
It's been a year!
That's fast!
Every year, when this comes up, I say "no, no, no" and create an atmosphere of "I hate this person a lot", but when it starts, I'm doing my best more than anyone else!
In the end, you'll lose right away!
Wait a minute!
I'm doing my best, aren't I?
You're right!
You two are waiting for me!
I'm still mad!
I'm mad!
Oh, you're saying it again...
You're saying it again...
Oh, you're saying it again...
I'm not going to say anything negative this time.
Are you serious?
I'm saying it with a smile!
You're saying it again!
I'm not saying it at all!
You're saying it again!
That's kind of you to say
Really?
There was a time when I couldn't move at all 2 years ago
I couldn't move at all
Isn't that everyone?
You two are amazing
Everyone is like that
You two are still moving
How many years has it been?
It's been 8 years and 9 years
It's been 8 years and it's about time
I think Kokoriko started around that time
I was about 40 years old
At our age, we can't move
Why?
We can't talk
We can't move
We can't say anything
You don't get it, do you?
No one has been doing this at that age
We don't do it in the studio
We do it together
It's embarrassing
No one says it
Me too
Maybe it's been a year
What is it?
It's hot and you get chased
It's like playing tag
I'm tall and you're short
You hit me in the head
What?
I won't do it again
It's embarrassing
What is it? It's cool
It's cool
It's really cool
When you fell at the end
I took a second and fell
I'm sorry for the inconvenience.
Recently, the staff told me to bring things that I haven't been able to throw away.
Let's take a look at it today.
We will announce the items that we don't have at home, but we can't throw away easily, along with their reasons!
This is a chance for those of you who are watching the show to give away items!
How to apply for it is at the end of the show!
It's not a funny question.
This is an important question.
First of all, Inobuchi-san.
It's an earphone.
It's really loud.
It's hard for me to do this in a candy store.
Do you know about this?
It's like a rubber band.
If you put it in your bag, it will be like this.
If you take it off, you won't have any rubber band.
I sell rubber bands, but when I go to buy them, I can't find any rubber band that I lost.
Every time I go home and look for them, I can't find any rubber band that I lost.
If you put it in your bag, you won't have any rubber band that you lost.
But if you want a rubber band, you can't find any rubber band that you lost.
You can't say that.
You can't just throw it away.
There's no point in throwing it away.
Don't you think it's a waste?
You can only use it twice.
You can only use it once.
You can just throw it away.
It's quite common.
You can only use it once.
You can only use it twice.
You can only use it once.
You can only use it twice.
You can only use it once.
It's scary.
How about you, Fujiwara?
It's a little big for me.
It's really big.
What is it?
This is a barbecue grill that I got when I went camping.
I got it because I thought it would be good.
But it's heavy.
It weighs about 18 kilograms.
That's why it's called Coleman Grill.
It's famous.
I'm putting it outside for the first time today.
You haven't used it for a month?
I've been using it for a month.
It's that heavy?
I see.
Let me explain.
There is a Coleman gas stove.
I don't have it.
I can't use it unless I put it on and go to a barbecue with 18 kilograms.
I haven't used it at all.
I've had it for about five years.
I want to eat it.
If you say you're going to have a barbecue with 18 kilograms, I'll give it to you.
If you can have a barbecue with 18 kilograms, I'll bring it.
No.
I don't want to have a barbecue with you.
If you say you're going to have a barbecue with 18 kilograms, I'll bring it.
I don't want to have a barbecue with 18 kilograms, I'll bring it back to normal.
This is from 5 years ago.
When I was 5 years old, I liked Sentai heroes.
I researched what I wanted for Christmas.
I wanted some robots of Sentai.
A few days ago, my son and I were talking about what we wanted.
On Christmas day, we received the same thing from Osaka.
I wanted to buy it and give it to him.
I didn't give it to him.
I was sleeping in my ass for 5 years.
I didn't know what to do.
You look sad.
You haven't played with him once.
You look sad.
You look like you can make a story.
I feel sad every time I see you.
Can I throw it away?
You can't throw it away.
What happened to the one you bought?
I play with the one I bought.
Do you still have it?
Yes, I do.
Do you still have it?
Yes, I do.
Did you put it somewhere you didn't know about?
I bought one more.
You're like a repairman.
I bought two books of my favorite heroes.
You're like an emo.
What did you buy them for?
I bought them for some reason.
It happened by chance.
I bought them for some reason.
You bought them for some reason.
You look sad.
Even when I was a kid, God gave me clothes and I liked them.
You're wearing an ugly T-shirt again.
God gave me clothes and of course I like them.
But there was one that was difficult for me.
As expected of you, Tanaka, you're wearing something weak.
Basically, you can buy anything for your wife.
I brought it for you.
What is it?
This is it.
It's a tank top.
I see.
Tank top.
I like fabric.
But you know.
What?
Wait a minute.
Fabric is good.
What is this?
What?
What is this?
What?
You're kidding me.
Why?
What?
There is a bell in my clothes.
Why?
I was pulled in.
This is strange.
There is a bell in my clothes.
It's in here.
There is a bell in this round part.
It's not a coincidence.
It's originally in here.
It's not a coincidence.
It's in the back.
It's round.
It's not with a chuck.
It's completely pulled in.
It's hard for me to wear.
I don't like it.
You say it's round for you to walk.
I'm working.
If it's here, I can hold it and show it to you.
What does it mean?
I think it's a design.
Can you wear it if you like?
Sorry, can you wear it?
Can I wear it?
We got it from a god.
Why don't you wear it?
But when you cut it, it makes a lot of noise, doesn't it?
It's surprisingly perfect.
Do you want to walk normally?
It doesn't make any difference at all.
It's a little different when you look back.
It's faint.
You can hear it because you know it. If you don't know it, you can't do anything.
That's right.
If you're in the city, of course you can hear it.
If you can hear it, I want you to hear it.
I want you to hear it.
There's a weird one-stitch in your shoulder.
What's that?
I don't know.
I thought you were wearing it.
It's a pocket.
Is it here?
It's like a pocket.
That's right.
It's like a pocket.
What did you put in it?
You can go all the way in there.
I put in a bell.
You put in a bell more.
I didn't put in a rose.
You put in a bell.
That's right.
I took it with me.
I'll give you two points.
Mr. Hama.
Yes.
I think you know this, too.
This.
Typhoid fever?
When you have typhoid fever...
It wasn't typhoid fever.
Last year, I thought it was weird.
Azuma Mixer introduced me to this.
Yes.
This is good for typhoid fever.
People with typhoid fever...
You put it on like this.
Like this.
It's red.
It's shining.
What is that?
The light is shining on the person with the face injury.
Turn it off.
It's shining.
It's shining when it's dark.
It's not dangerous when you ride a bicycle at night.
It's dangerous.
It's dangerous to ride a bicycle.
It's not harmless.
It's dangerous if you put ice on it.
It's not dangerous at all.
It's delicious.
What is that?
It's futuristic.
Turn it off.
What is that?
It's futuristic.
What is that?
It's futuristic.
It hurts your head and neck.
It's a shoulder pain.
It's good.
What is that?
It's...
It's cool.
It hurts your neck.
It's hurting.
It's good.
It hurts.
Does he do that every day?
When your dad calls you after you go home, do you get surprised?
Your dad always eats, doesn't he?
Your dad does everything.
It's a little expensive.
I think it's around 6,000 yen.
I can't change it.
It's like that.
I'm sorry to say this, but I was wondering what I was doing at that time, so I sometimes went shopping in Omotesando and Harajuku, and there were a lot of fashionable people who were impressed by the people around me, so I thought I might be able to go.
What do you mean you can go?
I like buying hats, but this red knit hat is a little difficult to match.
But you're wearing it, right?
I've worn it once.
You just bought it?
This is pretty good.
Each of those knits.
It's like punching.
There are a lot of cool people in Omotesando and Harajuku, but when you buy it and go home, you'll think, "Oh, it's easy."
When you buy it and go home, when no one is there, you get excited in the car and go home and secretly open it and look at it, and you think, "Oh, I can't do this anymore," but in the end you don't put it on even once and put it away.
There are times like that.
Put it on once and put it away.
If it suits you.
When I was putting money in the cash register, I thought it might be dangerous.
There are times like that.
So what am I doing now?
You're putting money in the cash register and you don't use it.
That's exactly right.
It's a big waste of money.
It's a little tiring.
On top of that, I even bought glasses like these.
I don't know what to do.
It's like this.
I thought I could go to Omotesando.
You do that every day.
I thought I shouldn't do it, but I did it anyway.
Those glasses are amazing.
What's wrong with you?
It's amazing even by itself.
I wanted people to look at me smartly.
I had the image of smart people wearing round glasses.
That's stupid.
You're an alien.
No, I'm not smart. I look like an alien.
I see.
You're usually funny.
Red is a little flashy.
It's a little embarrassing.
I have a lot of things.
Are you serious?
Are you sure you don't need all of them?
I don't need them.
You don't need them, do you?
What do you mean you don't need them?
If you say that, you'll get a lot of things.
That's right.
If you say that, you'll get a lot of things.
What's that?
A caster.
A caster?
That's what I thought it meant.
That's real garbage.
That's what I thought it meant.
That's not what I thought it meant.
There are a lot of things.
That's not what I thought it meant.
That's what I thought it meant.
What's that?
Is it this?
This is a piggy bank where you can divide 10 yen and 5 yen.
I made it into a big piggy bank.
I don't need it anymore.
I brought a lot of things like this.
That's garbage.
Is it this?
What's that?
This is a 3DS cassette player.
That's garbage.
That's not what I thought it meant.
There are a lot of things like that.
Even in the summer wind...
That's not what I thought it meant.
First of all, it's this.
This.
I went to a place called Chionji in Kyoto.
I thought I could put something in it.
Various things, accessories, etc.
I bought it and put it in.
My wife doesn't show any suspicions about this bag at all.
I'm doing rag now, so I wonder if I'm putting in a rag accessory.
It's natural.
I can put it in naturally.
I thought about it carefully and put it in.
Ero-dvd hidden...
I put it in an ero-dvd hidden bag.
No, it's okay.
You can use it.
I can use it.
I can't use it. I'm sorry.
That's not what it means.
I want it.
That's not what it means.
You apologized.
I can use it.
You can't say it.
But it's different.
I'm sorry.
What are you talking about?
You can't use it.
The last one is Masumoto-san.
Please.
I have a lot of things, too.
After all...
I don't need it.
What should I do with it?
I really don't need it.
What's wrong with you?
I want to be smart.
I understand.
I can't use my cell phone.
I don't need it.
I can't throw it away.
It's big.
It's 11,000 yen.
It's heavy.
It's really heavy.
I've only used it once or twice.
Yama-chan, it's like this.
You can't use it.
Everyone does it like that.
You can't use it.
I thought I could use it for savings.
You can't use it.
You shouldn't shift gears.
Right?
You finally used it.
Shift gears.
You guys...
You guys are so loose.
What do you mean?
I don't know what you mean.
I've never heard of it.
I'm so excited.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I'm so excited.
Why are you like this?
What's wrong with you?
What should I do?
Should I put it in my room?
Like a tenant?
How old is it?
It's almost 20 years old.
It hasn't changed at all.
It's still beautiful.
I know what you mean.
I think this was also in Okinawa.
I asked Kim to take a picture of me with a UFO catcher.
It took me about 2,500 yen for a UFO catcher to take a picture of me.
When I pushed the button at the end of the video, I was able to take a picture of me for a second.
That's amazing.
Even when you took a picture of me for a second, it stopped.
I was able to take a picture of me for a second, but I couldn't throw it away.
It took me about 2,500 yen for a UFO catcher to take a picture of me for a second.
I understand how you feel.
It hasn't moved for a second.
It stopped before two o'clock.
Kim has been working hard since about one and a half o'clock.
It hasn't moved for three hours.
I'm sorry.
It hasn't moved for three hours.
One more thing.
Daisuke Miyagawa told me that he wanted to give me a present for my birthday.
There are about 14 kinds of presents.
He said he would give me a present for my birthday every year.
It ended in two years.
He forgot about it.
It stopped about five years ago.
I don't need it.
It's the same person's work, isn't it?
I don't know.
It's a series.
A series is a series.
It should have stopped seven or eight years ago.
It has been abandoned for two years.
14 kinds of presents...
Is it a story?
I don't know.
I don't think Daisuke remembers it at all.
It would be a problem if it was restarted suddenly.
It has been abandoned for a long time.
I don't know.
It has been abandoned for a long time.
I didn't think it would end in two years.
It ended in two years.
I told my seniors about it.
It ended in 700 days.
I see.
Those of you who want it...
Those of you who cherish it...
If you apply for it...
You can get it.
That's good.
I don't think you can put money in it.
You can.
You can't put money in it?
You should look it up.
I don't know what to say.
It's embarrassing.
Do you have anything to say?