AISubs v3.5
Before recording, in the peaceful air, that man appears.
Good morning.
Who chose this T-shirt?
It's about time.
Good morning.
My wife...
Really?
Here you are.
Thank you.
Thanks to you, I have a child.
I heard it's true.
Do you want to see the picture?
Yes, I do.
What is it?
I want to see it.
It's like this now.
It's been a while.
It's like taking out your cell phone.
Is it true?
Yes, it's true.
What happened?
I gave birth to my child.
Really?
It's like a magic.
I raised my child.
How about you?
You are 40 and 50 years old.
I'm 50 years old.
Yes, you are.
I'm 50 years old.
I'm not in good shape.
I'm old.
I'm tired of reading literature.
It's the most eye-catching.
I wonder if it's because of my eyes.
You have dynamic vision.
I have dynamic vision.
I have an innovative method for your dynamic vision.
Method?
I'm sorry.
I don't know what you mean.
I have a plan for you.
A plan?
It's cool.
If it's a plan that trains your eyes and it's interesting...
That's right.
I have no reason to refuse it.
I can't read it.
I'll ask Hamada-san to read it for me.
Isn't Hamada-san the best reader?
Is it okay, Hamada-san?
Yes, a little more.
Okay, Hamada-san.
I'll read it for you.
Are you ready?
Yes.
What is the innovative plan that trains Itao's eyes?
Come back! Vertebral vision! It's G's eye power quiz!
It's G's eye power quiz has started!
Today's challengers are members of "Gaki no Tsukai"!
Nice to meet you!
Well, it's not like we started because we wanted to start.
But if you do this, your vertebral vision will get better and better.
Yes, it's that kind of quiz.
There is this wall here.
The gap between these two walls will gradually open.
It's a quiz where you have to guess what went through that gap.
Ah, I see.
It's simple.
Yes, let's look at the question panel first.
It's hard to hear.
It's G! Open!
Yes, it looks like this.
Dahama gas secret.
Is "gas" possible?
Is it possible?
It may be so.
Please choose the problem.
Tanaka chose it.
Gas...
Gun...
I see.
Then, roulette...
Start!
Roulette?
I said "roulette".
"Gas"'s "gun"...
No, it's not.
Dahama's "gun".
What's going on?
I said "gas"'s "gun".
"Gas"'s "gun" to "roulette" and "gas"'s "gun" became "two guns".
Dahama's "two guns".
Dahama's "two guns" became "two guns".
Roulette!
It's messed up.
Then, open the wall!
Open the wall!
What?
First of all, it's 3cm.
Look at this.
Then, it's...
It's G!
What on earth just happened?!
What is this?!
This is easy to understand!
What is this?!
This is definitely Mr. Darhama!
Who is it?! Who is it?!
It's G!
(laughs)
So, who is it?!
Who is it?!
So, for now...
Yes, Mr. Mazumo.
Mario!
I see.
Mario is wrong.
No, there was a mustache.
There was a mustache.
That may be a good idea.
It's not Mario.
So, let's widen the gap.
Yes, let's do it.
Yes, open the wall!
It's 5 centimeters.
It's a little...
Let's see what will happen next.
Let's go.
It's G!
Here we go.
It's definitely Mr. Dahmer.
Who is it? Who is it?
You know me, don't you?
I don't know.
Please.
It's him, isn't it?
Who knows?
I don't know.
You don't know?
Mr. Yamaguchi doesn't know.
I'll show you my makeup.
I don't think it's a good idea.
But it's difficult.
It's always difficult.
Who knows?
Freddie Mercury.
That's it!
Is it close?
Freddie Mercury is...
It's not him?
Freddie Mercury is...
Freddie...
Freddie Mercury is...
What's his group name?
Queen.
Queen!
Please press it.
I don't know.
I'm not impressed.
I don't want it.
Here we go.
Mr. Yamaguchi.
Queen.
It's not him.
I don't think it's him.
Be honest.
What is it?
Be honest?
Queen and Freddie Mercury?
It's not Freddie Mercury.
I think I know.
Be more honest.
Here we go, Mr. Matsumoto.
G!
It's almost correct.
It's a famous story.
Does it have anything to do with daughter's ability?
How do you express it like a child?
What?
Heart game like a child...
Yes, first of all, I don't understand the meaning of this at all.
Butt... it's butt's ass.
Yes, it is.
It's ass's ass.
Maybe you haven't seen it yet.
I haven't seen it yet.
Then, I will open the wall.
Open the wall!
It's amazing, isn't it?
Ah, this is...
Now, it's finished at 15 centimeters.
It's...
G...
Eye!
- You passed me. - You were fast!
- You were fast!
- Go, Tanaka.
- Well...
She's a performer.
Queen's Freddie Mercury.
- Yes, you're right! - What?!
You don't look like a child at all!
You said "asshole" here, didn't you?
Give me back my "asshole"!
- Let's see... - I don't know.
- Let's see the correct answer. - I don't know.
- Queen's Freddie Mercury.
She's performing well, isn't she?
- But she's standing... - I didn't know!
- She's always different! - I didn't know!
- I didn't know!
The correct answer is...
This is your reward.
Tanaka got it right.
He is said to have good eyes.
It is a Canadian blueberry.
Congratulations.
Kiss me.
I didn't get it.
That's the worst.
I feel like I'm wrong.
I hope you kiss me.
Blueberries are rapid.
Give me a gift.
Something crispy like this.
Something to wrap me up.
Tanaka got it right.
Please pick up the question.
I can't pick up anything.
This time, it's Dahama's gun.
I got it.
Then, start the roulette.
It doesn't matter.
What does it mean?
The number of shots is 30.
Open the wall.
First of all, it's 3000 yen.
It doesn't matter.
Kiss me.
Okay, you've passed it.
- This is... - This is...
- Wait... - It's too easy to understand.
- I think we all understood it. - We all understood it.
- We all understood it, honestly. - We did.
- I got it. - Okay, Yamazaki-san.
- Promorphasal. - Yes.
- Okay, Basmo-san. - Fujikofujio!
- F? A? - Which one?
- F! - Saku!
- Progolfasal.
- I think it's a little too far. - Too far?
- You were doing something, so look a little more. - That's right, I couldn't see his face.
- That's right, look at his face. - Yes.
- Okay, shall we widen the wall a little more? - Yes, please.
- Please do it. - Okay.
- Open the wall!
- Okay, okay. - Oh, you're doing well.
- You're doing well.
- Okay, it's 15 centimeters now. - 15 centimeters.
- It's the eye!
[Laughter]
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
He's like Gekotan.
[Laughter]
That's amazing.
I knew it.
Go ahead.
Can I say it now?
Yes, Endo-kun.
Professional golfer, monkey, money-making, fishing base.
[Laughter]
No, Endo.
I don't think so.
If you blame it a little more...
What?
Yes, Mazumo-san.
Professional golfer, gas...
If you blame it a little more...
Blame it...
Golfer, gas!
[Buzzer]
Hmm...
What is it?
If you blame it a little more...
It's a little far again.
If you blame it a little more...
[Buzzer]
Yes, Motoku-san.
Yes.
Full swing...
Professional golfer, gas!
[Laughter]
What is it?
First of all...
What is it?
First of all...
Professional golfer, gas...
[Laughter]
Professional golfer, gas...
Yes, then...
[Buzzer]
Time is up.
[Buzzer]
Yes, then...
I think I saw it this time.
Let's see the correct answer.
The correct answer is...
Yes, it's all...
Monkey, money-making, fishing base...
It was "monkey".
[Laughter]
Monkey, money-making, fishing base...
It was "monkey".
[Laughter]
It was "monkey".
No, no, no. I don't know anymore.
That's too much of a deduction.
For the person who gave the worst answer,
will you do eye patch for me, or squeeze lemon juice for me?
No, I will never do that.
Is that the worst answer?
By the way, now...
Right now, it's Mr. Yamazaki.
Which one do you choose, Mr. Yamazaki?
The lemon one or...
Oh, I won't do it now.
You're going to blow it now?
Not at the end or anything, but now?
Lemon is definitely not good.
You're going to kill me completely.
Then I'll use this eye patch for either of you.
Can you tell me what's bad about me, by the way?
That's right.
You can hardly see it, right?
You have to change your perspective a little more.
This is quite a handicap.
Next question.
Please choose one, Yamagata-san.
It doesn't matter, but I'll go with "Secret"'s gun.
"Secret"'s gun.
Then, roulette...
Start!
It all started with "Secret"'s gun.
It's here!
It went from "Secret"'s gun to "Secret"'s gun.
"Secret", huh?
First of all, it's three centimeters.
"It's g... eye"!
That's too slow...
Now, what on earth...
What went through...
The gap of three centimeters so fast?!
It took me too long, but I came up with something!
I'll go straight for once...
Okay, Eno-gun!
It's a person dressed up like "Rambo"...
Um... Picadilly Umeda-san!
Eh?! Pika-san?!
It's not Pika-san!
Oh, really?!
Incorrect!
Okay, Masumoto-san!
Staron!
- I see. - Hmm...
[Buzzer]
- I'd like to see it a little more. - That's right.
- Someone didn't know. - Yeah, someone didn't know.
- I got it. Let's widen the wall.
- Open the wall!
- It's 5 centimeters.
- Let's have you go through it again.
- It's the eye!
- Look, look. - It's you.
- It's you, right? - It's you, right?
- Now, whoever knows it is faster. - It's really similar.
- It's you, right? - I think so, too.
- Well... - Yes, Tanaka-kun.
- It's "piccadilly" dream.
- What is it in the first place?
- Grandpa?
- Well, it is, but... - Yes, yes, yes.
- It's grandpa, but... - Yes.
- Let's say it is.
- Let's say it is... - Let's say it is...
- Grandpa, let's say it is... - What?
- Let's say it is... - Yes, Endo-kun.
- Grandpa who came for work.
- Has everyone watched "Rambo" movie? - Yes, we have.
- Yes, we have.
- Now, remember when you watched it.
- I think I know it. - I think I know it.
- Yes, Matsumoto-san.
- "Rambo" is... - Huh?
- "piccadilly" dream you watched in "umeda piccadilly".
- Ah, movie theater. - Movie theater.
- You watched "umeda piccadilly" in movie theater, right? - Yes, yes.
- You watched it in movie theater, right? - Is it that?
- Isn't it that? - Isn't it that?
- It's from a long time ago.
- Tell me more lies.
- Lies? - Lies?
- You are too honest.
- Yes, Tanaka-kun.
- My grandpa who had a gun.
- It's a lie, right? - It's a lie, right?
- You know it, right?
- What do you mean? There's no way you know it.
- I don't know it.
- Tell me more lies.
- I don't know it.
- Time's up.
- My grandpa was the closest.
- Let's see the correct answer.
- Here it is.
- I know it.
- "piccadilly" dream you watched in "umeda piccadilly".
I feel like I was pulled too hard.
The answer is "guerilla captain".
- I'm sorry. - I don't know. - I'm sorry. - I'm wrong. - I'm wrong. - I don't know what "captain" is.
Well, I gave you the worst answer. Yamazaki-kun, are you in a band or not? Please choose a lemon.
- I'm not in a band. - I'm not in a band.
- So you're in a band. - I'm in a band. I got it.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Why me? Why me?
Well, the answer is already messy.
- If I do this, I won't be able to see anything. - Please see it with your own eyes.
- But you might be able to see it. - Yes. - Surprisingly. - Please look this way.
- Well, Mr. Yamazaki, which one should we go with? - "secret" number 20. - "secret" number 20.
Well, "secret" number 20. Roulette, open!
- "secret" number 20 hasn't started at all. - That's right.
- "secret" number 40. Mr. Yamazaki chose "secret" number 40. - We'll do our best.
- Open the wall! - I told you. I told you before. - I told you before.
- Well, Mr. Yamazaki, it's 5 centimeters. - Oh, I don't know at all. - It's 5 centimeters.
"it's the eye"!
- Well, I think it's easy to understand.
- This is easy to understand!
- Well, if you understand it, please press the button.
- What do you want me to say?
- Well, yes. - Yes, Mr. Matsumoto.
- Gas Magma Emissary.
- Magma Emissary, huh? - Magma Emissary. - Magma Emissary. - Oh, I see.
- Yes, Mr. Matsumoto. - Magma Gas Emissary.
- Yes, Enoku. - Magma Emissary.
- It was a little easier.
- Yes, let's open the wall a little more.
- Open the wall!
- Wow, this is...
- This is a great airfield. - Oh, my God!
- Wow! - I wonder if so many people are watching.
- Let's have you walk through again!
- "it's the eye"!
- Huh? - Huh?
- It's different. - Huh?
- It's different from before. - It's changed.
- Wow, it's changed. - It was like this before, but now it's like this.
- It's changed, right? - Yes, it's changed.
- Now, the correct answer is... - Huh? What's going on?
- Yes, Mr. Yamazaki. - Monkey.
- This is bad. - This is bad.
- That was pretty bad. - That was pretty bad.
- That was too much. - That was too much.
- That wasn't a joke. - That wasn't a joke.
- Well then, welcome back!
The answer is this.
The answer is Magma, Suga, Taishi.
- Did you say it? - Did someone say it? - Did anyone say it? - Did someone say it? - I said it! - I said it! - I said it!
- Magma, Suga, Taishi... - I said it! - I said it! - But you didn't say it. - I said Suga, Magma, Kenji.
Um, it didn't seem like it existed.
The last question is "secret"'s 40. What will pass by?
- Huh? - Huh?
- Two people passed by. - Two people passed by.
- What on earth passed by? - What passed by?
- May I say it? - Yes, please, Mr. Mazumo.
- Peko-chan and Poko-chan. - Peko-chan and Poko - chan.
- Huh? - Two people passed by.
- Yes, Mr. Mazumo. - Sugayan and Hamayan.
- It's them, isn't it? - Yes, it's them.
- They're getting a little closer. - Yes.
- Would you like to widen it a little more? - Yes, please.
- Okay, let's widen the wall.
- This is the last chance. - What?
- Last chance. Open the wall!
- Okay.
- It's 3 meters wide.
- It's G.I.!
3 Meters Wide Wall
- They're getting closer. - Yes, they are.
- Maybe it's between them.
- So, what's the answer? - What's the answer?
- Yes, Mr. Mazumo. - Sugayan and Hamayan are heading to a cafeteria.
- Yes.
- Oh, but that's fine. - Oh, I see.
- Huh? - Yes, Mr. Mazumo!
- Wait for me, Sugayan.
Time is up!
No way!
We were almost there!
We were almost there.
Let's see the correct answer.
Here is the correct answer.
It wasn't like this.
The correct answer is...
Suga-chan goes to a cafe with Suga-chan's treat.
Suga-chan?
What?
Suga-chan's?
Suga-chan goes to a cafe with Suga-chan's treat.
Suga-chan and Hama-chan.
Suga-chan is not there.
Goodbye!
Thank you for your hard work!
Hamada-san and Suga-san, thank you for your hard work!
I'm sorry for making you go through all of this.
I'm sure it's hard for you, but I'm sure it's hard for me, too.
I understand.
Well, we succeeded in this project, so we can say it's a format for this project.
Well, we had a baby.
I think we can double the amount of money as usual.
You made me do all of this and I don't have any money.
You don't have much voice, do you?
Well, can you give me 2 million yen per week?
You said it in detail.
I can't do this.
Thank you for your hard work!
Thank you!