AISubs v3.5
Special Match Grand Prix!
Well, it's amazing, isn't it?
Did you hear it, everyone?
It's started.
Hey, everyone, did you hear it behind our backs?
Right? What a loud voice!
Special Grand Prix!
Wow!
That's amazing!
What were you doing?
I'm already tired.
Well, this time...
Yes, this time...
Well, everyone...
Today, five of you will participate...
Five of you...
Oh!
Each of you...
Oh!
Special Match...
That's why you said it earlier!
Special Match!
That was amazing! Can you do it one more time?
I need a quiz!
Without being noticed by the other party, they will complete the given questions!
This will be the 8th time, and each team will challenge with different questions!
It's a little difficult to judge...
That's right.
What kind of questions are there...
Can you look at it and tell me everything?
That's fast!
It's easy to imagine, right?
Without being noticed by the other party...
That's right!
It's easy to say...
Let's repeat...
You said the same thing earlier!
What is this?
Close eye...
Not being noticed by the other party...
How long can you close your eyes without being noticed by the other party...
That's probably it, right?
Ero-talk...
If the other party says...
You're a terrible writer!
I don't think I can do it...
If I say it, I can't do it...
If you can't stand it, you can't do it...
That's one of them...
It's pretty difficult...
And this...
Nose-shaking...
"Shaking"...
That's weird!
"Shaking" is bad!
They won't do it!
This time, each challenger...
Will do a lottery in advance...
And will do a challenge after deciding on a topic!
And...
That's all!
They will end when they shout out their own names!
Matsumoto will evaluate "Yari-kiri-do" with 10 points out of 10!
Let's begin!
The first challenger...
Go ahead!
What did you challenge?
I challenged the "repeat king"
How was it? I thought it would be difficult
How was it for you?
To be honest, I didn't know what "repeat" meant
I didn't know if it was "repeat" or not
I see
It might become like philosophy
That's right
Right?
Can we stop here?
Can we continue?
First of all, how many years have you been doing this?
It's been about two months
You've gained 1.5kg
You are the owner of "god eye"
Stop it!
How many years have you been doing this?
I've been doing this for a week
I'm sorry
It's disgusting!
The "repeat baritone" is a sheep!
Hello, I'm a violent organizer of "downtown"
What is it?
"nego six" and "moody kazan"
The target is these two who are close in private
Can they "repeat" without being noticed by the entertainers?
The three people who met at the station went to a restaurant
It's great
It's good
It's good.
He said it twice.
After that...
Come in.
Thank you.
Can I ask you for this?
Yes, you can.
Can I ask you for this?
Yes, you can.
I told you.
Can you tell me about high ball?
High ball...
In 2012...
Yes, you're right.
In 2012...
Yes, you're right.
Kenkoba keeps repeating the same things over and over.
He's going for a big move.
Hello.
It's good.
Thank you for your hard work.
He's young.
Thank you for your hard work.
He got three points.
He said it twice.
These guys don't say anything.
I thought they had a problem.
What did you say?
Can you say it again?
Thank you for your hard work.
Give it back!
These guys don't say anything!
20 minutes from the start.
The food has arrived.
- Could this be... - This is the food you ordered.
- Here you go. - Freeze-dried tomatoes.
We use tomatoes from Shizuoka called "Nancheta tomatoes".
Which of these is your favorite?
- My favorite? - Yes.
- Could this be... - Freeze-dried tomatoes?
- Freeze-dried tomatoes. - Freeze-dried tomatoes.
- It's finally happening. - It's finally happening.
- Freeze-dried tomatoes.
Here you go.
Can I eat the one that's cut in half?
- Of course. - Sure.
- Please slice it for me. - I'll eat the one that's cut in four.
Here you go.
- Thank you for waiting. - It's been a while.
- This is easier to do. - Thank you for waiting.
- I just found out. - I see.
- I'll eat the one that's cut in four. - I'll eat the one that's cut in four.
This one, right?
Here you go.
How long has this place been open?
It's been about 14 years.
- 14 years? - Yes, about that long.
- Thank you for waiting. - Thank you for waiting.
- Can I eat the one that's cut in four? - Sure.
Is it here?
- It's not a sensory item. It's a game. - As usual, it's a smooth repetition.
(It's not a sensory item. It's a game.)
- I heard it's good for diabetes. - Yes, it's perfect for me.
- Please try it. - Thank you.
- How long have you been working here? - I don't know.
- I just heard about it. It's a sensory item. - These guys are my problems.
- From the beginning, it's 40 minutes. - Say something!
- It's a game. It's a game. - It's a game. It's a game.
- I don't really like square sheets. I only buy square sheets. - Yes.
- I only buy square sheets. - I see.
- The power of "I'll never fall in love again" is amazing. - It turns out that's the case.
- That's amazing, the power of that song. - yes.
- Anodi, can I ask you to sing the chorus? - Yes.
- seriously. - It's actually impossible to sing seriously.
- If I could be brave, I would never say "I'll never fall in love again." - yes.
- Only here. Seriously. - yes.
- If I could be brave, I would never say, "I'll never fall in love again." - I'm serious.
- Are you serious? - I feel like I'm trying to make Nego laugh.
- ah I see. - Yeah.
- You look like a child. - Yeah.
- Can you say you love me? - What are you doing?
- I won't say I won't love you anymore. - What are you doing?
- I won't say it, never. - What are you doing?
- How many years have you been doing this? - 4 years. - 4 years.
- That's good. - 4 years. - With this time difference.
From the beginning, 1 hour and 10 minutes.
The three of them are talking about their jobs.
- It's almost time for work. - Yeah, it is.
- 10, 11, 12. - Yeah. - It's almost time for work.
- But you're always out. - No, I'm always out.
- I was out last year. - You're always out.
- I'm always out.
- It's not like I'm in a position to say this... - Yeah.
- But you know what's going on, don't you? - Yeah, I know.
- It's not like I can say it, it's weird. - Yeah, it is.
- It's weird. - It's weird. - It's like you're nervous.
- I know I'm being nice and all... - Yeah.
- But think about what's going on right now. - Yeah.
- I don't know if I'm in a position to say I'm not in the ring. - Yeah.
- If I'm in the ring, I'm in. If I'm out, I'm out. If I'm in, I'm out.
- It's like you're out of the ring. - Yeah. - It's like you're out of the ring.
- It's like you're in the ring. - Yeah.
- It's like you're out of the ring.
- Other people are in the ring, but they're here to win. - You're laughing at me.
- You're satisfied with just being in the ring, aren't you? - Not at all.
- It's like you're in the ring, but you're here to win. - I don't know what you're talking about.
- Most of them aren't in the ring.
- I want you to say you're not in the ring. - I'm in the ring.
Even after this, Takumi kept saying he was in the ring.
- Don't you think it's embarrassing to be in the ring? - What do you think?
- It's not like you're in the ring. It's like you're out of the ring.
- You're talking a lot in the ring. - I'm in the ring because you asked me to.
- You said it so many times. - Are you in the ring?
- You want to climb in the ring, don't you? - I want to climb in the ring.
- You want to win in the ring, don't you? - Yes, I do.
You're young and weak.
I'm 14 years old.
You should have told me earlier.
I'm 14 years old.
I'm Kento Kobashi.
It's over.
Sourness.
Was it okay for you to meet him?
It was okay for me to meet him.
Nego Six and Moody Katsuyama's dullness of the first half earned me points.
I see.
It's not like you can't say anything.
That's right.
I didn't give it back.
What about Nego Six? Did you get a vocal cord?
I can't pick it up with the microphone I have now.
I'm sure you did your best.
I'll give you a score of ten points out of ten.
I'll say it with my own words and prejudices.
Yes.
That's right.
I'll say it with my own words and prejudices.
Please say it.
That's right.
I'll say it with my own words and prejudices.
Please say it.
It's not okay.
Eight points!
Thank you!
It's sour.
It's good.
It's sour.
And you used the woman in the store well.
Eight points.
What will happen now?
I'll say it with my own words and prejudices.
Next.
I know this.
Let's see it!
I don't know this.
Next person.
Please!
Now, please!
Looking at your small reactions...
Are you guys really in the ring?
Are you here to win the ring?
Yes, of course!
What we're doing this time is different, right?
So, what did you guys challenge?
Close eye-oh!
Yes!
But doing close eye-oh in a duo is...
It's always like that!
It's disgusting! There's two of you!
But it's scary, right?
Doing close eye-oh means closing your eyes.
You can't tell what the other person is thinking.
It's really scary!
A combination of bloodthirsty and perverted!
Lizard Sheep!
Our targets are...
Ms. Koike Rina and...
Ms. Chiba Natsumi.
Our targets are...
Ms. Koike Rina and...
Ms. Chiba Natsumi.
We called them out because it's a fake show.
As usual, since Tanaka is late...
Endo will face the targets by himself.
Good morning!
Yes, please come in.
I'm sorry!
Hello!
Good morning!
Thank you for coming!
I'm Endo. Nice to meet you.
The manager, who is a collaborator, has left and Endo is already setting up.
Basically, what kind of work do you do?
I do a lot of gravure and acting.
I'm doing "ohasta" right now.
I do it in the morning and in the evening.
Is it still hot?
It's still hot.
It's 7am now.
It's 6am.
What do you like, Chiba-san?
Food? I like fried chicken.
You like fried chicken.
I like fried chicken.
I'm still at my family's house.
How is your family?
They're doing fine.
But I'm in Saitama.
It's a little far and I want to live alone for the rest of the year.
What line is Saitama on?
Saitama is on the Tohbu Express Line.
It's a mountainous line.
I don't know.
I see.
What's the line like?
It's like Kawagoe.
That's not it.
I don't know Tohbu Express Line.
It's a blue train.
Oh, it's a blue train.
Yes, it's a blue train.
What's with the blue train?
What?
It's a blue train.
Endo shows Takumi what he's thinking and makes Takumi suffer.
And after this, someone appears.
It's okay. I'll deceive you properly.
I'll deceive you properly.
What's that smell?
I'm sorry.
I'll make you feel bad.
I'm sorry. I'll do my best.
I'm sorry.
I'll do my best.
It's disgusting!
What will happen?
It's disgusting!
30 minutes from the start.
The manager appears late.
The fake show begins.
Mr. Yusuke, Mr. Koike, and Ms. Chiba.
Yes, please.
What is this trend?
For example, the Olympics.
Yes.
Let's do it.
Olympics...
In the past...
Anything.
100-meter run.
Volleyball.
Skiing.
Judo.
There are more.
What about the beginning?
I think...
There is a strategy of which to say at the beginning.
It's getting tough in the second half.
In the real show...
If you make a rule...
If you buy 1000 yen...
If you say something...
Say it!
Wrestling?
You're messing with me.
Your face is changing colour.
It's red.
Look at this.
You're pulling at me.
Do you even think about what to say?
I'm thinking about my next speech.
Are you serious?
Do you even wow me?
You haven't said anything.
No, we're in the middle of a game.
Yes, we're in the middle of a game.
Oh, but this is a brave time.
You can't see it, really.
It's a brave time.
Yes, it's really scary.
It's long!
I was nervous, though, recently.
You can't see it.
They're amazing, too.
Softball.
Under-throw.
They're using a lot of skills.
That's a toe kick.
Oh, that's a toe kick.
Boo-boo, boo-boo.
What!?
You're making me crazy!
Ostrich, ostrich.
Is it limited?
No, it's not.
Oh, it's two years.
Winter and summer, every two years.
How many years have we been doing this?
We've been doing it for five years.
Huh?
That's impossible.
Oh, you can't see it like this.
Yes.
In my next movie...
I'm going to be a professional player.
I know.
Oh, you're going to get points for this!
It can't be every year.
This is...
You're going to get a lot of points for this.
I'm going to do it.
It's been a while.
Oh, this!
It's been a while.
You've found a good one!
But it's been a long time!
You can laugh it off.
That's right, that's right.
I said something weird, so I'll say it again.
Yes, yes, that's right.
What should we do?
It's been two years since we started.
It's amazing that we're doing it every year.
It's amazing.
Two hours from the beginning.
Two hours?
It's been so long.
Two people who haven't responded at all so far.
Kokoriko's last big move.
Have you ever had a fight or something like that?
No, I haven't.
Really? You won't do it again?
I did.
No, no, no.
I did.
We're talking about something else again.
Holding ice like this, is it okay?
No, no, it might be okay, but...
I don't like it!
Oh, you're not in a good mood.
You're not in a good mood, are you?
Hey!
You're the one who came up with this weird relationship.
Hey!
What are you doing?
The one who's angry is the one who's trying to close his eyes.
Huh?
Hey!
You're the one who came up with this, aren't you?
Hey!
The one who came up with this weird relationship...
Hey! Come on!
This is your relationship with this ice.
As always, it's a tie.
It's true that he did something good.
Two points!
You said two points!
You look like him.
I can say it as a repetition.
You look like him.
I want to take it.
Next week!
Special match summary edition!
Sekine's erotic talk to lawyer Motomura!
And!
Anokonpu's love for Hamakuso!
Who will be the true champion?!
I'm feeling it.
Why did you?
I'm doing a project called "Kuro-osu ai you".
It's like "Netteru to Omotappu".
Like "Netteru"?
- I thought it was "Netteru". - Really?
I thought it was "Netteru".
For sure it's "you".