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Ladies and gentlemen
Before we started, I was looking at Yamanaki's back.
Stop it!
It's not something you shouldn't do!
If you were watching...
What do you mean? What did you think of it?
What did you think of it?
I thought it was refreshing.
It's not refreshing.
It's refreshing here, but...
Come on, you're making me laugh.
Come on, Zaki-san, you're amazing.
What do you call it? Unchasing?
Yes.
Before we started, Fujiwara gave me his license.
I was wondering what it was, and he gave me a white face.
Mr. Unchasing.
It's not something you should say.
It's like a black corner.
I see.
A white face.
Like a mascara.
I was praising him.
Yamanaki is amazing, and Fujiwara is amazing too.
He's like a programmer.
I think he's improving his skills.
That's right.
He's amazing.
I think he's improving his skills.
I was talking with him in the dressing room.
I told him it's about time.
He put his heavy foot in a raccoon's hand.
I said, "Endo, it fits you well."
Of course it does.
Are you kidding me?
He said, "Of course it does."
Are you kidding me?
I think you can do it.
He said, "Of course it does."
Of course it does.
It's been a while.
It's been two weeks.
It's been three weeks.
What were you up to?
I...
How many times did you say "fuck"?
Tell me.
I barely said "fuck."
You barely said "fuck."
I barely said "fuck" after we got married.
It was our 50th anniversary.
My family and my sister, including my dad, were there.
My dad was from Kumamoto.
We went back to see our Kumamoto relatives.
With everyone?
With everyone.
About ten of us.
And then, the other team's relatives...
Wow, that's a lot!
About 40 of us got together and had a meal together.
I'm sure you were all a little embarrassed.
I wasn't embarrassed, but my dad's face was a shame.
He was embarrassed all the time.
My dad was embarrassed all the time.
It's amazing that you were embarrassed by 40 people.
No, it's really amazing, isn't it?
Even if it's half and half, even if it's 20 people who are embarrassed...
Even if it's half and half, it's beautiful.
My dad is the oldest of the eight brothers.
That's right!
Including his grandchildren, about 40 of us got together and had a meal together.
That's amazing!
And then, it's like a toast.
Koichi, who came from Osaka, said, "Mr. Koichi, please."
My dad doesn't like that kind of thing.
I see.
My dad isn't very quiet, is he?
When we were driving, my dad told me about it.
When we were driving around town in the summer of the karaoke competition, my dad told me about it.
When my dad told me about it, my dad wasn't like that at all.
Of course, my dad didn't say anything.
When my dad was talking, he was drunk and said, "I can't hear you!"
As a child, I was very hurt by my dad's appearance.
I don't want to see it.
I don't like that kind of scene.
That's right.
I'm worried about my toast before 40 people.
Maybe it's getting better over time.
I thought.
So my dad held up his glass and we all stood up and said hello.
It's been a while since we've all gathered like this.
I'm glad you're here.
Let's have a lot of fun today.
Let's have a lot of fun.
Cheers!
When we were about to sit down, my dad said, "No, I was born in Kumamoto."
I don't know if I should talk from here.
The order is reversed.
I'll talk forever.
I don't know if I should sit down and stand up.
I'm not used to talking like that.
I'm not used to it.
I haven't heard much about it since the middle.
I'm not used to it.
My relatives were looking forward to the end of the year.
My grandfather, who was about 86 years old, said, "Does Thai kick really hurt?"
Don't worry about it.
An 86-year-old person said...
It must hurt for you.
It was the first time I heard the word "thai kick."
An 86-year-old person said "thai kick."
It was the first time in my life.
What did you do?
Me? I really...
What do you do?
If it were me, I'd have a family.
I'd have a house and time.
When I go home now,
there's a cafe
diagonally in front of my house.
I'm usually there.
Do you have a cafe by yourself?
Cafe?
Don't you go home?
Once I go home, I throw my bag and go to the cafe right away.
And for a long time, I've been talking to my bald brother called Jun-chan.
At night?
I spend a lot of time at night.
Do you eat?
Yes, I eat.
The food is delicious, too. They serve me green curry.
That's about it for me.
Is that so?
The other day, I filmed a program called "It's Noon".
It's like a program where you can eat as much vegetables as you like.
Like a supermarket.
I packed a lot of vegetables and took them home.
I didn't do anything, so I took them home.
That's right.
I went to the cafe.
Jun-chan?
I went to Jun-chan's cafe.
I'm sure you're bald.
I said it a minute ago.
I'm not bald.
You're bald.
Jun-chan is bald.
Jun-chan, this is for you.
This is a gift for you.
I said, "Shall we make something?"
Thank you. You're bald, but I'm happy.
I'm not that bald.
I'm worried about it.
I'm worried about it, but I don't say it much.
Jun-chan is bald, but I don't say it much.
That's about it.
Where did you go the farthest?
Me? Is it west of here?
I think it's about Wangan Studio, which is the farthest from my house.
It's the farthest.
I can't move at all.
I'm worried about Endo.
I'm always worried about Endo in Hamada.
I'm worried about Endo in Hamada.
I'm worried about Endo's future.
I want to get married.
If you get married, will Jun-chan keep quiet?
I don't think so.
I'm not that surprised.
I don't say it much.
You're noisy.
I just say that Jun-chan's data is bald.
I just say that green curry is delicious.
What do you think?
Do you say green curry like that on purpose?
I don't say it on purpose.
I thought he said it on purpose.
I don't say it on purpose.
What do you think?
I think I want to say it.
You say it like Jun-chan.
How old is Jun-chan?
He said he was about 36 years old.
How old is Endo?
He was good at cooking, and when he came in, he was kind to me.
The restaurant opened at 12 o'clock.
When I first went there with Wacky, I thought there was nothing here.
It's past 12 o'clock, but I took a quick peek and asked, "Are you okay?"
"Yes, I'm fine." That's when we started dating.
It's time for you to leave.
It's said.
It's started.
You said you were dating.
But Wacky ran away from you.
Wacky's house is far away, and my house is close by.
Wacky and I met for the first time.
You met for the first time.
It's strange.
Wacky's way of talking is strange.
You just went to a neighbor's shop, didn't you?
That's right.
I just went to a neighbor's shop and talked to him.
Do you go there every day?
Don't you have anything?
I went to a neighbor's cafe at home.
There's nothing there.
And he's bald.
There's nothing wrong with a bald old man.
I like girls a lot.
Matsumoto-san also does a lot of things.
He's good at it.
I heard you went abroad, too.
I know you.
You went to a Yankee Stadium.
You went to New York.
Yes, I went to a Yankee Stadium.
You went to New York.
What did you do there?
I went there to talk.
You went there to talk.
There are many famous players.
I don't know any of them.
Kroeder, Uehara, Tazawa, Matsui, Ichiro.
Ichiro!
Ichiro and Hamada-san.
It's my job.
Ichiro is difficult.
I can't talk to him.
Ichiro is difficult.
I can't talk to him.
You only eat curry, right?
I only eat curry.
You eat curry every morning.
You eat curry every morning?
Yes.
Do you eat curry in the morning?
I eat curry made by Mrs. Yumiko in the morning.
You don't break your routine.
I don't know why you eat curry in the morning.
Maybe it's because of the rain.
If you ate curry the night before, you eat curry in the morning.
You eat curry in the morning.
Do you eat curry every day?
Do you eat cutlet curry and vegetable curry today?
I don't know.
Do you care about it?
I don't care about it at all.
I think you eat curry every day.
If you have a cut, you might want to put it on.
The bass is the same.
That's right.
Simple.
Don't you do anything while you're off?
I played golf because I had a day off in the morning.
Did you play golf with Ichiro?
No, no, no.
Alone?
I didn't go alone.
I didn't want to go alone.
When I was playing golf alone, the ball finally came.
That's right.
When I was playing golf alone and said I lost, the ball finally came.
What do you see?
That's right.
You're in the movie, aren't you?
I'm in the movie, too.
She is.
She tricked me.
She said, "I'm going to Canada," and I said, "What plane is it?" She said, "It's Ana."
I said, "Ana is a good plane in Japan."
It was Ana, so it didn't fly at all.
It's the worst.
There's nothing there.
What do you mean?
There's nothing there.
There's nothing there for 12 hours.
There's something there, but it's only for foreigners.
There's nothing in Japan.
It's hell for 12 hours.
That's tough.
If you had told me from the beginning, I would have prepared it, too.
That's right.
Let's make it free.
Japanese firsts are amazing.
They have everything from pajamas to everything.
Firsts?
I've never been on one.
Me, neither.
I've never been on one, either.
Education!
By the way, why did you go to New York?
That's business.
You're definitely firsts now.
There were strange cases.
It's business.
It's not that level.
I think you'll sleep on a valuable shoulder.
Don't do that.
It's dangerous, so don't do that.
It's even more tough.
I think it's amazing.
I want to be like this.
I've only been in first-class seats.
I think Japan is amazing.
It's amazing.
It's really amazing.
It's like you're firsts.
If you say you're firsts, they ask you if you can change into pajamas.
I don't know about that.
Are you sure you don't know about that?
Are you sure?
I do know about it!
And the manager makes the bathroom look like a changing room.
I see.
So you change into pajamas.
That's right.
And you change into pajamas in there.
Would you like men's pajamas?
I wouldn't say men's, but...
Would you like men's?
No.
Men's.
Let's prepare men's.
When it's time for you to sleep.
I don't know about that.
It's amazing.
They make it flat and put beautiful sheets on it.
What?!
Firsts are amazing!
I've never been on one.
I thought you'd get pissed off every day.
That's not the case, is it?
That's rude.
I thought you'd take it the wrong way.
I didn't go that far.
But you have a lot of friends, don't you?
Firsts, right?
No, no, no.
It's business.
No, you're first when you go on a trip by yourself.
It's business.
Why are you trying to make it sound like that?
There's a big difference between business and firsts, right?
No, it's twice the price.
I was surprised when I heard it.
On a Japanese plane to New York,
I went first and went back and forth.
Back and forth...
I was surprised when I heard it, too.
It was 3 million yen.
What?!
3 million...
It's like a car.
You go in a car, you come back in a car, and you leave the car in Narita.
It's like that.
That's it.
Wait a minute.
There are only three people who are surprised.
It's you.
What?
I'm not surprised.
There was someone you knew.
No, I was surprised.
You know what?
If you think about it, you have a private jet.
With an H mark.
I don't want to say that.
Earlier, Matsumoto-san was talking about the movie.
I got a letter.
The other day, Matsumoto-san was on TV in Hokkaido.
He appeared in the movie "R-100" and I was surprised.
Why did you want to go around the local government?
How did you feel when you appeared again?
There is a video.
There is a video of it.
Yes, please.
Earlier, Matsumoto-san was on TV in Hokkaido.
Hello.
You look good today.
Today, we have a special guest.
He is a movie director.
Today, we have Matsumoto-san with us.
Hello.
You look great.
Everyone in the studio is smiling.
You look great.
You look good.
You look great.
You are not sure if you will appear in the movie.
You are not sure what kind of face you should make.
You should wear a red lamp and talk to people.
Everyone forgot about it.
You are so funny.
I think you are funny.
You should stop.
You should go to CM.
You should stop.
After he said those words, the studio became crazy.
Please say it.
It's great.
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much!
Wow!
It's amazing!
You can't see it from a distance.
I've done a lot of movie promotions.
There's no more national network program.
I wanted to do something different.
I didn't want to be on a local program.
I didn't want to be fresh.
I didn't want to be funny.
It was funny, but it was hard.
I was nervous.
Now that I'm in this world,
I'm sure some people know me.
I'm sure one or two people know me.
I don't know anyone at all.
I don't have that experience.
When I was an old man, I only knew Hamada.
That's right.
I don't know Hamada.
I only know people I really don't know.
I see.
I went to a famous talent school over there.
I was surprised.
They wanted a chance.
They didn't know me.
They didn't know you.
But you're popular in your hometown.
That's right.
They don't know me.
But it's funny.
It's funny that they don't know you.
But you're doing it.
What's the point of being on this show?
I was embarrassed about it.
"SKY NEWS of Kids".
Director Hitoshi Matsumoto's fourth film "R-100".
It's a big hit.
"R-100".
Let's go to the next one.
Even if you don't know much about baseball, you may know about "Tanaka Ma-kun" from "Rakuten".
He's amazing now.
He's won 21 times since his debut.
He's won 25 times since he was born.
It's the world's best record.
It's the world's best record now.
"Gyudon Taro" gave us the pen name "Gyudon Taro" as an example of how amazing this record is.
"Gyudon Taro"?
Yes, it's "Gyudon Taro".
I'm sure it's "Gyudon Taro".
How long have you been playing baseball?
I don't know much about baseball.
I haven't lost since September 18th.
I've won 21 times this year.
I know you've been playing baseball.
What do you think of this record?
If you throw it, you win.
To be honest, I don't know how amazing it is without playing baseball.
First of all, the defense rate is one point or so.
If your team scores two points, you win first.
And you haven't lost.
Moreover, you've won 25 times since last year.
That means you have 25 savings for your team.
I don't know about that.
You're lying.
I don't know about that.
I don't know about that even if you compare it with baseball.
You can't compare it with anything.
I can only compare it with baseball because I played baseball.
I'm disappointed.
We're both disappointed now.
How amazing do you think this is as an entertainer?
We're entertainers, but we don't know much about baseball.
Mr. Endo plays baseball and is an entertainer, so we don't know much about it unless Mr. Endo tells us.
How amazing this is is...
No, no, no.
What do you mean?
It means we haven't lost.
We haven't lost?
Let me give you a simple estimate.
We win 25% of the game every week for a year.
That's how amazing it is.
It's hard for me to understand.
Can you say it with gyoza?
It's hard for me to understand.
I can understand it now.
I like gyoza.
You don't understand, do you?
I like gyoza.
Can you say it with gyoza?
I like gyoza too much, so I can't say it myself.
That's how it is.
As an entertainer, we haven't lost all the time.
Even if we win a lot of games, we keep losing.
"Kaoya" means "face" in Japanese.
How about you, Kaoya?
Mark is from Hyogo Prefecture.
"Itami" means "pain" in Japanese.
Yesterday, we talked about how amazing people from Hyogo Prefecture are.
People from Hyogo Prefecture are working hard.
That's right.
"Aibusaki-chan", "Ueno Juri-chan", "North side Keiko- chan", "Toda Erika-chan"...
They are all girls!
"Kimochi-no-waru-chan-chan-chan-chan"...
"Yubi-yori-kazoe-te-chan-chan-chan-chan"...
They are all old people!
"Kasumi-chan"...