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On the second episode of "Gaki no Tsukai Yaara" we will play the nostalgic retro game "Famicom" to the fullest!
The second episode.
It's a little different from last time.
Yes, it is.
Last time it was like this.
Yes.
You guys don't talk at all.
That's right.
You're the worst, right?
Not at all.
You look like Donkey Kong.
Reiten is completely old.
Reiten?
Only Reiten?
Yes.
Even if you change it to Tanaka, it has no record!
No, it's only bugged.
It couldn't be played anymore.
That's right.
Well, the program is also bugged from time to time.
I don't like it.
There are 572 Donkey Kong games.
And this person prepared this software for us.
Please come in!
Thank you!
He is Takekan of Game Collector.
I'm Takekan.
Nice to meet you.
First of all, let's look at the nostalgic Famicom software prepared by Takekan.
It was like this last time, too.
I don't know this.
You don't know Muppy, but you came here today!
I really don't know it.
You know Muppy, right?
I know Muppy.
I don't know it.
I don't know Muppy.
You've really been caught before, but why don't you know Muppy?
I've never been caught before.
It's rare for you to say that in front of the camera.
You should say it clearly!
In front of the camera...
I really don't know it at all.
What should I do?
This is a little...
Dr. Maria!
This is...
Dr. Maria?
I've heard of it.
It's been going on forever.
It's getting faster and faster.
Dr. Maria throws it at you.
It's getting faster and faster.
It's getting harder and harder.
And in the end, if you can't do it, Dr. Maria will do it.
No, it's because you're fast!
I remember that.
But I recommend it.
Ice Climber
Of course, I've heard of it, but I've never done it properly.
It was fun.
Ice Climber
What do you mean by "Ice Climber"?
Can you explain it with rap?
I want to cut you off!
It's interesting.
What do you think of it? Do you know of anything like it?
I can only recommend it.
Wagyan Land
Do you know "Wagyan Land"?
What kind of game is it?
Please say it in rap.
Yo, yo.
I thought you'd do it without hesitation, but you hesitated.
Wow!
I thought you'd be amazing for a while.
I felt as if I was about to throw up.
I thought you'd smoke from your head.
Wow!
What kind of game is it?
Wow!
Let's play Famicom! Part 2!
Out of 572 nostalgic Famicom games prepared,
each member will choose a game they want to play,
play in order, and compete for points!
First is the game selected by Tanaka!
Did you bring it from a recommended place?
Yes, I brought it from a recommended place.
What is it? I brought it.
Pacman! Pacman! Pacman is super popular!
In the 80's, Pacman was the second most popular game at a game center!
Pacman is played by a player, and in exchange for chasing monsters,
you eat up all the points distributed in the mail!
I'm really good at this.
Really? There's a pattern.
I'm honestly not confident in Pacman.
I'm not saying you're not confident, but you should do it at the end.
I've never done it before.
I'm not that confident in Pacman either.
Nuts!
Okay, okay, okay.
Nuts!
There's a pattern.
Leave a little bit of it.
This is bad! This is bad!
Tanaka, you're in trouble!
In the end...
If you hurry up, you're in trouble!
Okay, okay, okay.
Hurry up! Hurry up! Hurry up!
He's waiting for you.
But if you leave it like that...
You're right.
There's no other way.
You have no choice but to run away.
Let's go one side.
This is bad.
Here it comes! Here it comes!
This is bad! This is bad!
He's gone one side!
He's gone!
That's amazing!
Somehow he cleared one side and moved on to the other side, but...
Wait, this is bad! What's that?
It's not dramatic at all.
To be honest, I didn't think I could do it on one side.
But I'm satisfied.
Next up is Endo, who hasn't played much baseball games.
I'm gonna do it!
Alright!
No, no, no, no!
You've changed.
You've changed too much.
Alright!
What do you want me to do?
You should've said it earlier.
Okay, okay, that's good.
That's good.
What do you want me to do?
Why are you going that way?
Why?!
Why?
Why?!
Do you have a plan?
What is this?
Please!
What's wrong with you?
Why are you saying "leave it"?
You've done this before, haven't you?
This person was probably in a dormitory at the time.
Right?
He was in a dormitory.
He was probably in a dormitory.
He was in the basement.
It doesn't move.
It's hard to move.
At the time, it wasn't smooth.
Wow!
He's laughing a lot.
He laughed a lot.
Is it okay?
What?
Is it okay?
Yes, it's okay.
It's okay.
Let's wait.
Wow!
You...
Don't you know that?
Are you crazy?
What are you talking about?
And the winner of the last championship is Matsumoto!
It's not like a joystick.
It's like a clock.
That's right.
It's like a coffee shop.
It's fast.
This game is difficult.
It's fast to use.
That's right.
It doesn't feel like a coffee shop.
Even though it's difficult to operate the controller, he continues to play with great skill.
What are you doing over there?
This is not good.
I'm cornered and can't move.
It's not as good as I thought it would be.
It's dangerous.
It's mysterious.
It's like a joystick.
Hosei has absolute confidence in Pac-man.
Can he stand at the top without a shield?
You wanted to go over there, didn't you?
This is just a pattern.
What kind of pattern is it?
It's a lie.
Wait a minute.
It looks like an orange peel at the end.
What are you doing?
It's okay.
It's dangerous.
Why didn't you go up?
This is a pattern.
Everyone, pull me up.
This is a controller.
Everyone should go up.
I'm hungry.
Tanaka?
Yes, it's me.
You're a genius boy.
I'm just a pac-man genius boy.
Endo chose the first in the popular Mario series.
Mario Brothers!
Kick up enemies coming out of the pipe from under the floor and knock them down.
Action game!
Can I start from here?
I suddenly noticed it.
That's power, isn't it?
That's right.
Wait a minute.
It's like a cameo.
That's right.
It's over there.
What is this?
Are you playing?
You have to kick it away.
What is this?
It became purple.
Chance.
One coin.
What is this?
What are you doing?
Like you got caught in fire.
I'm up.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I can't do it.
What are you doing?
I told you not to hit the tree.
You're the opposite.
The second player is a beginner of games, Hamada.
Will he be able to show off this time?
You're wandering around downstairs, aren't you?
What are you doing, mister?
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared.
Hamada, I'm scared, I'm scared.
You're always doing it.
I'm scared.
What are you doing on the first floor?
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared.
You have to get down quickly.
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared.
I'm scared.
You're a coward.
You're wrong, you're wrong.
You're a coward.
I thought you could go up there.
The third player is Tanaka.
He went up to the second floor and got a bad result.
The next player is a person who has played Mario.
Who is it?
I played this a lot at a cafeteria.
I don't really remember this.
Is it from Super Mario?
It's a tabby.
Yes, it's from Super Mario...
It's a tabby.
It's not much different from Donkey Kong.
That's right.
It's a tabby.
You know that, right?
Yes, I know that.
That's good.
You're fast.
You're fast, you're fast.
You finished the first level?
You're fast.
As expected of Hosei, who claims to be addicted to Mario Bros.
He clears it one by one with great play.
I'm going to keep playing this.
Yes, you can.
Can I?
I'm going to win.
It's going to be a little difficult from now on.
You have to hit it when it's landing.
But you can hit it with one shot, right?
Yes.
Now that I think about it...
You were defeated by a turtle.
What are you talking about?
He's so good
Wow
I can't talk much
You're boring
Hosei got excited and finally got to the middle
This is the middle part
He's been doing this for 20 minutes
Get out of my room
Nice play
I can't talk much
65840 yen
The last one is Matsumoto
How good is he?
To be honest, I've never done this before
This one?
You've never done it before?
No
Hurry up and move!
I've done it twice and it's red!
This is bad!
Are you serious?!
This is an unknown world for someone who's done it twice!
Matsumoto, who doesn't know how to do it at all, couldn't clear it at all and ended up losing!
As a result, Mario Bros. won by default!
This is it!
Next, what software did Hamada choose?
Tsuppari Osumo?
I don't know!
I don't think it has a score.
It's the first time I've been so worried about losing.
Are you serious?!
Tsuppari Osumo.
Which one is me?
The white one, right?
The one on the left.
Yes, yes.
It's good.
You can push and turn various things with the cross button and the shrimp button.
You're right.
Oh!
I won!
I won, but...
How do you do it?
As Saketan said, this game doesn't have a score!
It's a game of repeating battles and leveling up!
It doesn't end until you advance to Yokozuna!
I chose a long one again!
Even if you make it, you'll be embarrassed in front of the TV!
Stop it!
Hosei chose "zebius" as his retro game!
It's a shooting game where you shoot down enemies that appear in the air and on the ground with missiles!
First up is a beginner, Hamada's challenge!
I wonder if I've done this before...
If I've done it, I remember it!
Wow, this!
I remember it, but I've never done it before...
It's been a while since you started, hasn't it?
Yes.
Have you ever done it before, Hamada?
No, I haven't.
This is your first time, right?
It's my first time.
But it's amazing.
It's heavy.
Shall we go down?
Go down?
What do you mean, "go down"?
Oh, yes, yes.
Oh, yes, yes!
That's it! That's it!
If you look in the middle of it, it's the same thing, right?
Um...
All of it...
Use all of the capsules, okay?
Use the capsules?
Um... yes, yes.
Don't look up or anything like that.
It's dangerous, right?
It's dangerous!
It's just an "invader" game where you can only move left and right down there, right?
What do you mean?
You can't run away without a gun.
Oh, I see.
That's right.
If you can't avoid bullets like that...
Yes, yes.
It's dangerous!
You'll end up becoming a shield!
You're always like that!
You were like that back in the day!
After this...
Hosei and Tanaka...
Together...
Will start striking out various squads!
And...
Matsumoto!
Will you be able to show us...
The strength of an old man's gamer?
I can't...
You can't do what you think you can do.
Great.
Indeed.
Good.
Good technique.
I could only do one.
It's as if you're in the middle of it.
What's next?
One more.
I'm sweating.
Watch out!
I'm done for.
I'm definitely not good at this.
It was hard for everyone to do it for the first time.
It must have been really fun.
There's something called "hidden something" and it's hidden underneath.
It looks like there's nothing in it, but if you shoot it into the ground, fire will come out of it.
I'm sorry, Tanaka. You're telling me it's really dangerous.
I know, but...
The last one is Endo.
Protect it. Protect it.
I think this is Shikoku.
Protect Shikoku.
Shikoku is in trouble.
Shikoku is in trouble, so protect Shikoku.
You can only protect me.
You can only protect Endo.
You can only protect Shikoku.
You can only protect Endo.
Why did you leave Shikoku alone until it collapsed?
If you're from my family...
(Shikoku is in trouble)
You know why, right? Because you shouldn't have shot it.
It's too much underneath.
If you go up that high, you'll be in trouble.
Dodge it. Dodge it.
Don't look too much. Look at it as a whole.
No, no, no. This movement was good.
You can do it. You can do it. You can do it.
I did it about ten times.
You can do it. You can do it.
I see. But I don't think we can do it.
What? What?
We can't do a big boss, can we?
No, no, no. We can do it. We can do it.
We can do it. We can do it.
If you push it, you can probably do a big boss.
What is this?
It's embarrassing.
It's embarrassing to be shot so many times.
Zebius is a great choice for Endo. He won first place!
Next up, Matsumoto chose "Wagyanland"!
It's an action game where you play while your wagyan makes your enemy feel numb with a voice coming out of your mouth!
First up is Matsumoto, who loves wagyan!
Like this...
"Wa" "Wa"
"Wa" means "wagyan", right?
Yeah.
"Wa" "Wa"
And with this "wa"...
Hit it...
Is it dead?
No, it's not dead.
It's numb for a certain amount of time...
Look!
Huh?
It's gone!
Wait a second!
What should we do?
Huh?
Even though he was confident, he forgot how to play the game!
Matsumoto "Wagyanland"!
"Wagyanland"!
After this, the three of them will challenge, and Tanaka will advance to the second stage and score high scores!
At the end is Hosei, who is in great shape today!
It's delicious!
I'm already used to it.
Is it your first time, Kou-sama?
It's my first time.
It's wonderful!
Hosei quickly grasped the tips even in his first game!
Taking advantage of the deadly invincible mode, he easily cleared one stage!
I taught you! I taught you!
It's wonderful!
What is it?
Hosei, who got excited, became invincible mode in the next stage and easily reached the boss!
It's the boss!
Boss!
I can't move at all!
It's too early for a demonstration!
Is it a shield?
That's right!
What is it?
It's a shield like this!
Let's win!
What is it?
Blood clock! Blood clock!
Blood! Blood! Blood!
Blood? Blood?
Is it red and pink?
It's not!
Ojiisan! (Old man)
Wow!
I did it!
I won!
Great!
I did it for the first time!
Amazing!
In the end, the Wagyans won by default!
Hey!
Let's play a game you've never played before!
It's not your own game.
It's a game you've never played before.
A race bike game for everyone's first experience!
"MACH RIDER"!
First, Hosei will try it!
What's this?
It's like a racing game.
You need to press the accelerator.
Oh! It's moving!
Ouch!
It's not moving!
If you don't step on it, it won't move.
If you shoot an egg, enemies will come out.
What? Enemies will come out?
And on the right...
What's going on?
There's a mirror on the right.
Oh, it's true!
It's reflected in there, so please avoid it.
Oh, puddle! Puddle! Puddle!
It comes out of the front?
It's coming from behind.
Oh, no!
It's not easy!
What's this?
I can't see it at all.
It's true!
It's like a mirror.
How many points is it? 40 points?
Yes.
This is a foul!
What should we do?
We don't have a decomissioning tool.
Wait a minute!
We need something.
Hosei, it's 40 points, right?
Wait a minute!
Why do you say that all of a sudden?
MACH RIDER
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It's coming from behind.
That's right.
Oh, it's coming!
What is it?
On the screen, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, that's the gear.
How do you raise the gear?
Up and down the cross.
Oh, I see.
I'm sure you'll get it.
Is it okay if it's front?
Yes.
What is it?
What?
What is it?
240 points.
No, I don't want it.
I'll do it.
The other three failed, but Hosei earned 40 points.
So, Hosei will be punished.
There are people who are good at this.
I was good at it, but I failed.
You failed, didn't you?
That's right.
What's wrong with you?
It's true.
You're good at it.
I'm sorry.
No, it's like this.
Ouch!
Hey, you!
What's wrong?
You're good at it!