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Why don't you get along with each other?
Kiyoshi Nishikawa's "Tiredness is a trial"
He has a strict service spirit, extreme hatred of losing, and a serious personality that causes harm to many people.
During the city tour, he exchanged words with people on the road and ruined the show.
My parents taught me how to behave properly.
Your parents?
Yes, but...
Say it out loud.
Good morning!
Finally, tonight, Kiyoshi's family appears!
I'm sorry.
I didn't do anything wrong.
I'm sorry.
In addition, as a comedian on a show in Osaka, he was stabbed.
I was stabbed.
And tonight, Kiyoshi Nishikawa will be sentenced.
I'm back with my kids, so please take care of me.
Stop him!
Last week, after an Otaku visit, Nakagawa family found out that Kiyoshi suddenly said something ridiculous.
Not only that, but there were other incidents as well!
In the past, people would host a show about jokes.
The show was about jokes and comedy.
"Jokes", like this.
"Are you brothers?" "How many times have you done comedy?"
"About 5 or 6 times," like this.
No!
Are you listening, sir?
No! You have to do more!
What are you saying?
Not yet, not yet!
Look at me!
Look at me! Look at me!
Nakagawa family had a lot of expectations for the show.
They wanted us to do comedy.
Yes, yes.
When we went on stage, Kiyoshi told us to do our best.
"Go for it!" we said.
"Yes, thank you." we said.
The host said, "Nakagawa family, go for it!"
Kiyoshi took off his stage clothes and said, "Go for it!"
Nakagawa family was defeated.
It was like this.
We weren't able to come here today.
However, Imada and Higashino were affected in Osaka.
We have a video evidence.
Please watch it.
I think this is a good opportunity.
I want you to judge us.
In Osaka...
There is a program that allows you to do it, and in the corner of it, according to a certain theme, the guests of the entertainer will announce the common current.
There is such a thing, and about 100 customers will press the switch if they can sympathize with it and compete for the order.
The worst current has a punishment game where you have to drink a lot of sour water.
There, Kiyoshi-ssyo was also taken advantage of and out of 100 customers, I think it was 6 votes.
At that time, Kiyoshi-ssyo also said something like "Why?" but it was also accepted.
I think Kiyoshi-ssyo probably switched to a punishment game there.
But, after that, Tendra's Shirakawa-kun's current current was Kiyoshi-ssyo.
Well, Shirakawa-kun drank up the sour water prepared for the show in one go and said, "I'm going to react!"
Suddenly, Kiyoshi-ssyo jumped out of the side and picked up the empty glass that Shirakawa-kun had drunk up and said to the camera, "I can drink as much of this as I want!"
Kiyoshi-ssyo drank up the water prepared for the show in one go and said, "I can drink as much of this as I want!"
Here is the actual video.
Kiyoshi appeared as a guest in front of Yoshimoto Togumori, who is still the host.
Tendra's Shirakawa-kun was punished.
Shirakawa-kun, please!
Please pay attention to Kiyoshi-ssyo, who is now on the left side of the screen.
The show has now entered commercial break.
If you are willing to appear in the show in the future, I would like you to pay for your sins.
What is this?
Every year, at the end of the year, we do a live broadcast with Kiyoshi-ssyo, the host of a show where we play various games with various entertainers of Yoshimoto.
Kiyoshi-ssyo is a little too crazy and serious, and dissatisfaction is leaking out of young entertainers.
In that show, a girl named Koizumi Eri-chan and a girl named Inagaki Saki-chan,
these two talented people will quarrel, argue, and in the end, they'll kiss and make up,
and I'd like to do that kind of bokeh before the show.
The problem is these two.
Here is the standard topic they present in Kansai's show.
In the first place, it's weird for this person to say "cute" or something like that.
They quarrel over trivial things between girls.
Oh, I made a mistake.
At last, they kiss and make up.
It's a familiar story in Kansai.
It's a live broadcast.
Their quarrel and quarrel began.
I thought it was me who wanted them to quarrel, and I was right.
It's an incident, but Mr. Kiyoshi started moving.
He broke in between them at a great speed and said, "Stop it."
I thought it was bad, and I managed to cover it with my left arm.
Somehow, they kiss in the end while quarreling safely.
Only Mr. Kiyoshi had a face that didn't fall into trouble.
Here is the actual video.
Nice to meet you, Saki-chan.
Nice to meet you, too.
It's been a good year, hasn't it?
Yes, it has.
At this time, Mr. Kiyoshi's position is here.
In Kansai, I'm in the same position as Ms. Koisumi Eri.
I see.
If you could give me a little more work, my job would be...
Don't say that.
I'm sorry.
Is that what you say?
As planned, their quarrel begins.
The comedians who know themselves cheer for them.
Please pay attention to Mr. Kiyoshi, who is behind them.
If I work in this outfit, I'll get all of Saki- chan's work.
Oh, my God!
I'm worried about Yuri's fortune-telling.
I'm worried about it, too.
Mr. Kiyoshi approaches them with a grim look on his face.
And what was left behind was a kiss from home.
At that time...
While shouting something, Kiyoshi tried to interrupt, but Higashino stopped at just one shot.
They were able to put the story together safely.
Osaka's entertainers are in a little trouble.
Please judge them.
Now, if you have a reaction,
I don't know that gag.
It will be a real quarrel.
For a long time.
I don't know because I don't have enough education.
I really went to stop him.
Thank you for your hard work.
Did you watch it?
When we were on air, we went to NGK's lobby.
And Professor Hanshin and Mr. Koeda.
Kyusho also watched it with us.
Kyusho and Nico were laughing and watching it.
Everyone around Kyusho said, "Professor Hanshin, we won't give up on that."
That's not it.
That's not it at all.
Kyusho said, "Shouldn't we all get along?"
It resonated with the lobby.
As I said earlier, "Shouldn't we all get along?"
Shouldn't we all get along?
In the end, it's like that.
I had a fight with my acquaintances.
Shouldn't we all get along?
That was also because I didn't have enough education.
He's been complaining about his lack of education for a while now.
I didn't say that.
Even on the show we're on now...
This is Mr. Daigo.
It was also a live broadcast.
It was Mr. Imawa and Mr. Happo's live broadcast.
It was about 4 hours until 5 in the morning.
It was late at night.
Young comedians talked about the show a lot.
Mr. Imawa said, "If you're mad about it, will you come to the studio?"
Mr. Imawa came to the studio at about 3 in the morning.
He was scolded.
He came and Mr. Imawa was looking forward to it.
He said, "I didn't say that!"
Why did you say that?
I thought it was weird.
Mr. Imawa said, "Mr. Asagoi!"
Mr. Asagoi! Are you free next Wednesday?
I have a wedding ceremony for my acquaintance. Can you host it for me?
He sent a direct message like this.
Why did you do that?
Did you watch TV at home?
I watched it and wondered if it was a hot topic.
I said hello to everyone and said, "Thank you for coming so late."
Mr. Asagoi was sitting there.
I have a wedding ceremony for my acquaintance.
Can you host it for me?
Yes, I can.
Did you hear what he said?
You can't do that.
I said it in a live broadcast and did it.
The company also accepted it.
Mr. Asagoi!
- You're not allowed to say that! - You can't say that!
- You can't say that!
- In Osaka's show, we were invited to join in the Osaka special edition of the Yoshimoto Athletic Festival. - Oh, the 22nd.
- There were four teams and we were included in the losing team. - Yes.
- From the morning, we practiced and did our best. - Right.
- It was lunchtime and it was about lunchtime. - Yes.
- I was wondering if we were going to eat normal bento there, but according to the show's rules,
- the first place would get a very luxurious bento and the second place would get something like a salt rice ball. - I see.
- Our team, Kyushu's team, did their best in the morning, but it was the second place. - I see.
- It was just a rice ball and we were like, "Wow, are we going to eat this? I don't like it."
- When we got our reactions, they said, "Don't eat that!"
- From 4 in the morning, Ren made us a bento!
- That's how it is!
- He made us a bento, but the first place's luxurious bento went way up there!
- It was a high-class steak from Seibin!
- Everyone couldn't get their reactions.
- Out of their fear of Yoshimoto Rikuzo, there was also their fear of being 20 meters tall or older than 50 years old.
- Fear!
- Like this?
- It's faster.
- It's 100 meters, right?
- Is it like this?
- But Shisho...
- He's still saying things he doesn't want to say.
- From the start, he was like this!
- He's running!
- He hates losing!
- He ran for the last 10 meters!
- Matsumoto-san!
- After this, Kinoshi heats up to the episode his family is talking about!
- Stop it!
- This is terrible!
- Your Honor, I'd like to appoint one more witness.
- Please appoint me.
- Excuse me.
- My daughter.
- Ms. Kanoko, thank you for coming.
- Everyone...
- What did the defendant say?
- Everyone...
- I came back with my daughter, so please take good care of me.
- I almost forgot!
- As a parent, I'm worried.
- It's rare for you to meet such members, isn't it?
- That's not the case today.
- My father says it's hard.
- What do you want to say?
- First of all, as you saw from the beginning,
- I know I've caused you a lot of trouble.
- As a parent...
- I apologize.
- I didn't do anything wrong. - That's right.
- I've been watching you from the beginning. - I didn't do anything wrong.
- But none of it was a lie until now. - It wasn't a lie, but...
- There was also an expression that I couldn't accept.
- Now everyone is really overreacting.
- I'm relieved. - I'm relieved.
- Everyone can eat on this road.
- I'm relieved. - I'm relieved.
- It can't be helped. - It can't be helped.
- Now, there is a video. - Yes.
- Please take a look at Ms. Kanako's video. - A video?
- I didn't do anything wrong until now! - I didn't do anything wrong until now!
- Kiyoshi is giving his comedians a hard time, but...
- How hard is it outside of work? - I see.
- The staff visited a certain person.
- It's here!
- It's Mr. Tadashi. - Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
- You really look like him.
- The people who greeted Mr. Tadashi politely were...
- Kiyoshi's son, Mr. Tadashi, and his wife, Ms. Helen.
- The family who live together heard about Mr. Kiyoshi's hard time.
- Mr. Tadashi always buys souvenirs for me when I go out and work.
- This is a six-year-old girl and...
- This is a six-year-old boy.
- "You bought this for me!"
- "Thank you, grandpa!"
- They fly up to the roof of the house and...
- They buy things like "isojiman" and...
- "ajitsukenori" (seasoned seaweed)
- I see.
- They buy things of their favorite characters.
- They don't know about characters, do they?
- That's right.
When I was born as a sixth grader in elementary school,
no matter where we went, if we went to the countryside, we would definitely buy souvenirs.
But we didn't do it every time.
If we did it once every three times or once every five times, we would know how grateful we were.
- I've told my father that he wouldn't do it. - I see.
My father didn't seem to like it, but he said, "Well, I got it."
So I said, "Okay."
I went up to my bedroom on the second floor.
I was up earlier in the morning, so I went up first.
My mother got up first and said, "What did you say to your father yesterday?"
I went up first, didn't I?
I just bought it with my feelings.
Why did you say such a stupid thing?
I just wanted to be brave.
No, I didn't mean to say that.
No, you didn't mean it.
You really have a glass-like heart.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I love you.
- It's hard. - It's hard.
- It's hard in this world, too. - It's hard in this atmosphere.
As you just saw, my brother has been having a hard time lately, too.
He's being criticized a lot.
When I saw your son and Helen's two-shot just now, I thought, "Wow, you two look alike."
- I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.
There are other stories, too.
- In the Nishikawa family family tree, - Family tree.
- they say good morning in the morning and afternoon. - That's right.
- I've heard of it. - I've heard of it.
Of course, greeting is important.
I've been told that since I was little.
I say that, too.
However, in my father's case, his position is a little different.
There is a saying that if you say hello first, you will lose.
So, if there is someone you know at the end of the hallway, you have to say hello first, or you will lose.
But you can do it at the airport, too.
Mr. Matsuboto!
Yes, I'm here.
You won't be in trouble.
Everyone will know you're there.
If you're 20 meters away, everyone will know you're there.
It's like a family throwing a spear.
This is where you express yourself best.
I'm embarrassed.
In the past, there was a program called "Let's stay in the countryside."
My father happened to go to Memanbechi, Hokkaido.
It's Hokkaido, so there aren't many houses there, to be honest.
He finally found a house where he could walk and stay.
My father felt very grateful for it.
And for nine years, whenever he went to work in the countryside, he always sent souvenirs to that person's house.
It's Hokkaido, so you can't send it to Kyushu.
If you go somewhere warm, you can send pineapples, starfruits, and mangoes.
From there, you can send jamaimos, corns, and asparagus.
I think you sent it because my father would send it.
I'm sorry.
But it's amazing.
It's still going on, isn't it?
No, it's still going on.
My father-in-law got married recently and was in "Heroine."
Isn't that an insult?
No, it's just...
Stop it!
That's right!
That's right! Good evening, everyone!
For those of you who don't know me...
I'm dead!
Of course not!
I live in a region that hasn't been broadcasted yet.
What are you doing here, Mr. Nishikawa?
I haven't met him at all, but he stopped me nine years ago.
So it's up to me...
Have a seat.
You're pulling me with a hammer.
It's embarrassing!
If Mr. Hamada says it's embarrassing...
Well, your honor...
That's all the evidence we have here.
The defendant, Mr. Nishikawa Kiyoshi.
If you have anything to say, go ahead.
Well...
I've been in the entertainment business for 50 years...
It's hard to be blessed in this world...
It's a handful of people...
Thank you for having me here today.
Thank you very much.
You're pulling me with a hammer!
You don't react, do you?
Well, please announce the verdict.
The defendant, Mr. Nishikawa Kiyoshi...
The fact that he made many people think it was a tough case without being able to adjust his condition...
Therefore, there is no room for excuses...
The verdict is...
The people who thought it was a tough case...
You're pulling me with a hammer!
Mr. Nishikawa Kiyoshi...
You're pulling me with a hammer!
That's heavy...
If you have a big brain, you always hit your butt and it's over.
That's even tougher!
You're pulling me with a hammer!
The group of people who were damaged will directly hit Hiroshi's cranium.
- Wow! - Wow!
- That's...
- That's a shame! - The grudge...
- Is it okay here? - Yes, yes, yes!
- Right, right, right! - It's okay, it's okay!
- Okay, come on! - Hahaha!
- Well, then! - Hahaha!
- The machine clock will now start! - Yes!
- Three! - Hmm?
- Two! - Hmm?
- One! - Hmm?
- Fire! - Hmm?
- Hahaha! - Hahahaha!
- Wow! - Hahaha!
- Tomam with... - ...)
- EAD! - Hahaha!
- Hahaha!
- Tomam with... - ...)
- EAD! - Hahaha!
- eremptious!
- Everyone, thank you! - Thank you!
- Wow! - Wow!