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There are a lot of victims.
Nishikawa Kiyushi's "Tiredness is a Tribunal"
We found out that excessive service spirit, extreme dislike of losing, and too serious personality are causing harm to many people.
In a variety show that only repeats the story, we read a script that is not normal.
The writer poured his heart and soul into writing it.
If you say too much, I'll say something you shouldn't say!
I only said one thing!
While filming "Machibura", people on the street talked to him.
As a result of destroying the show...
Tanaka-san! Tanaka-san!
I called him "Tanaka-san".
I voted for him, watched his show, and saw his movie...
This is tiring!
And tonight, more victims appear one after another!
What's so funny?!
A series of shocking incidents!
Tanaka-san! Tanaka-san!
We still have more videos to show you, so please watch them carefully.
This is a popular Japanese TV show "Secret of Kenmin"
Kiyoshi is the host and Masami Hisamoto are regular guests of this show
This is a popular segment of "unknown food from all over Japan"
Okinawa Kenmin, coming out!
Okinawa Kenmin loves super simple and sweet German cakes!
On this day, we introduced German cakes that Okinawa Kenmin always eats on their celebrations
And it's tasting time!
Itadakimasu!
In a Kenmin show, it's common for Hisamoto to taste each cake one by one
And those comments are carefully edited and broadcasted, but...
Kiyoshi's comment is the only thing that's not right
Itadakimasu!
This is the video that was actually broadcasted
On this day, five members including Kiyoshi ate German cakes
Max from Okinawa
They were asked about their impressions of the taste
How is the coconut?
It's nostalgic, Nana-chan
It's nostalgic!
This coconut leaves a little bit of it
It has a good bite
If you put a lot of fresh cream on it, it's a lot simpler than that
It's good
It's like a homemade cake
That's what it feels like
As you can see, they take a lot of time to show their impressions one by one
From a talent's point of view, it's an expression of their own ability
It's fluffy and really good, I can't stop eating it
It's hard to find a taste like this, isn't it?
It's hard to find
There's a lot of cream on it
It's simple and has a strong coconut flavor
I love it
It's good
After Dokin-chan, it's Kiyoshi's comment
I really feel like you all
That's all
Actually, there was a reason why the comments were so short
It's about when Kiyoshi's turn came around in the impressions talk after tasting
Master, how was it, German cake?
Then...
For some reason, I felt like crying
And...
Mr. Hisamoto, when I was a kid, I was known for my celebration
I was so poor that I couldn't eat a lot of food even in the afternoon.
I love you.
The studio calmed down.
We managed to rebuild it and the recording continued, but of course, it was cut off during the broadcast.
One extremely short comment.
I really feel the same way as you.
I'd like you to make another request, is that okay?
Please make a request.
Here it is.
Katsumasa, who was on "Sennin Show" earlier.
Yes.
There's no mistake in what you just said, right?
That's right. To add a little more, it became true.
Because of the show's statement.
Because everyone connected exciting comments.
Because of the change of atmosphere, the floor director got excited and laughed.
Every time he left, he shouted out loud.
What's wrong with you?!
I see.
He got angry.
But you have to continue eating.
Of course, Fujiwara-san is still here.
You have a long career, so you thought you had to change the atmosphere, right?
Yes.
It's delicious and you can't stop eating it.
Yes.
I was looking at it from behind, but I ate one bite and put it all down with the second bite.
I wanted to taste it, so I did it with the same feeling as Mino-san.
Well, the plate is paper.
Paper is slippery, isn't it?
That's what happens a lot of things in the real thing.
Mr. Matsumata, I'm sorry for making you go today.
You don't have to say it now.
That's right.
It's still a tough episode for Kenmin, who has been a regular for six years.
A few days ago, for Kenmin's treat,
Okinawa Kenmin made a joke about putting bell peppers in curry.
We all ate it and said, "It's more delicious with bell peppers in it."
I want to put bell peppers in it, too!
When I asked him about it, he said, "First of all,"
my son's wife's curry is very delicious.
"Why is it so delicious?" I asked him, and he said, "I put coffee in it for a hidden taste."
The studio went crazy again.
You're talking about bell peppers now, right?
Shall we talk about something easier to understand?
There's a segment called "Okan in Osaka."
Everyone in Osaka thinks okan is an interesting story,
so they hear it in the city and say, "Our okan is actually plastic surgery."
Okan set up a theater, but only okan is in the theater.
They go back to the studio after hearing the voice of the city.
When I asked the guests if they had any machami,
they all said okan is an interesting story.
When it got the most exciting, I asked the show if they had any show,
and they said, "First of all,"
it's not about okan, but is it okay?
Who is it? Who is it?
I didn't know at all!
It's not about okan!
The theme is okan!
I don't think there are any characters like us in the entertainment world.
I don't think we have any personality.
You guys look like a lump of personality to me!
No, we don't!
We have the most personality!
No, really...
Right?
Who are you talking about?!
No, no, no...
Yes, understood. Kasuma-san, thank you very much.
Thank you.
Nakamura-san, thank you very much.
No, I'm already here.
Nakamura-san, thank you very much.
I'm not here.
Oh, I see.
Well, moving on...
I'd like you to appoint a witness first. Is that okay?
Yes.
Well, witness, please come in.
Yes.
Wow!
A great witness has come out!
Wow!
A fool has come out!
A fool!
Wow, you've come.
Now, this is...
Wow, that's amazing!
...the victim's floor.
Yes, it is.
Wow, the victim's floor!
These people are amazing!
Well, first of all...
Yes.
...we'd like you to watch the video.
Yes.
Here you go.
Travel Together
This is what happened on a show where Kiyoshi and Toshio Sakata, a good friend duo, went on a trip alone.
Wow, it really was a great trip today!
I know, right? It's all thanks to your hope!
Thank you!
The filming for this day went well.
Lastly, only the eating scene at the inn will be left.
I see.
Then, let's watch the eating scene!
Start!
Excuse me!
I've brought your food!
Oh, I've been waiting for you!
The food was prepared from the bottom of the sea to the top of the mountain.
Let's eat!
Well, well, Sakata, don't be impatient.
Oh, no! I can't wait!
I'll eat first!
Open it up!
Sakata, who is good at frying and good at delicious food.
Yes, yes, yes.
I can't help it!
Then, I'll eat, too!
Then...
As soon as he started eating the food,
for some reason, he stood up and started tasting the taste.
W-what's wrong, Kibo?
We're in the middle of a show!
The Next Moment
Oh, no!
Kibo, where are you going?! Where are you going?!
Even during the show,
Kiyoshi jumped out of his room.
Despite the sudden incident,
Sakata and the staff followed Kiyoshi.
And...
What they saw was...
What?!
Oh, my!
In the kitchen, Kiyoshi bowed his head down to the chef.
Thank you for letting me eat such a delicious meal!
Everyone, thank you for your hard work!
I'm Kiyoshi Nishikawa!
Oh, my!
As soon as Kiyoshi started eating the food,
he was moved by the taste.
That evening, he went over there and thanked the chef.
It's all over my stomach!
By the way,
we're quite younger than you,
but we call you "Mr. Tanaka".
What does that mean for you, Mr. Sakata?
We've known each other for 48 years.
I have a disciple in Suzugyu.
I respect his disciple.
That's weird!
Sagata! Suzuki-san is calling you!
I said nothing!
Since we got married, we lived in a small apartment together.
Kyosho, Helen-san and Sagata-san lived together?
That's right!
We're a married couple, so we have a double bed.
We're three people, so we're separated.
We always sleep on the upper bed.
No, we don't.
And we sleep on the lower bed.
Sagata-san, I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
Sagata-san, you're under arrest!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry for the Yomiuri Shimbun!
But that filming program was tough!
It was tough!
In the end, you weren't in the frame!
That's right!
And the Chinese people looked so disgusted!
They looked so polite!
And I looked like an alcoholic who was drinking beer!
That's right!
I'm not a man with a bad temper, but I got in there in a hurry and left.
I'm as happy as if I'm about to cry!
Thank you very much!
I'm not a man with a bad temper, but I got in there in a hurry and left.
Thank you very much!
What do you think you're doing?
This is what happened at the big cutting event where Chidori and Kiyoshi participated.
Good morning, Kiyoshi-shou.
Nice to meet you.
Good morning.
Let's do our best for a day!
Kiyoshi is in a good mood today.
It's not too much.
And a meeting before the show.
Today's event is like a quiz.
First of all, a simple quiz that anyone can understand will be asked.
On the other hand, everyone should answer "boke".
It's a big cutting event.
I see.
I understand!
Speaking of big cutting events, it is a job that entertainers can appeal their interests.
Chidori was secretly investing.
Um, Kiyoshi-shou?
It's a quiz big cutting event, so thank you.
Then...
Do you think I'm an entertainer?
Leave it to me! I won't wait for you!
Kiyoshi was full of confidence.
And the event began.
Now it's started.
Big cutting with quizzes.
Here is the first question.
What does "familest" stand for?
As agreed, it's a simple question that anyone can understand.
On the other hand, entertainers think of "boke" answers.
I see. It's "familest".
"Family Rescue" vs. "Familest Response"
What should we do?
Here...
Yes!
Kiyoshi answered first.
Oh, Kiyoshi-shou, you're fast!
Here is the answer!
Um... "familest" stands for...
"family restaurant"!
Whaaaaaat?!
Kiyoshi didn't get flustered and answered without hesitation!
And even for the following question...
Which of the following sports has a special ring?
Yes, Olympics!
T-t-t-this move!
Even monkeys fall from what?!
Yes, trees fall from trees!
Kiyoshi, who hates losing in a competition,
keeps giving correct answers like it's a quiz.
In the end, Chidori didn't give him a chance to fool around,
and both customers wrapped up their 30 minutes earlier than scheduled in either atmosphere.
Well, Kiyoshi-shou gave correct answers for Olympics,
and all stock problems were solved.
Then, after wrapping up their 30 minutes,
Kiyoshi-shou said, "Everyone, let's play rock- paper-scissors!"
With about 300 customers,
a rock-paper-scissors competition without products began.
One person decided, "You're first place! Congratulations!"
Goodbye!
It's over.
I can't say it like that.
Mr. Harashika, you're different.
We're not used to it.
We all grow up because of such mistakes, don't we?
That was years ago.
It's the latest.
It's been over 30 years.
I once said, "Don't mess with me!" when I lost my mind.
I always say that.
Do your job seriously!
Even though I'm working.
Do your job seriously!
And I'll tell you a story that I was very scared of.
Mr. Harashika took me out for dinner.
There was alcohol in it, and it was a lot of fun.
I thought I had to ask you about it at a time like this.
I asked you about the monthly salary you've received so far.
I asked you if you could tell me about it.
And you told me about it.
It's an amazing role.
I was like, "Wow! Wow!"
Wow, you're amazing, master!
You have a dream!
I don't know if I should say it or not.
You came all the way here and said, "I'll kill you!"
I came all the way here, opened my eyes and said, "Wow!"
I came here to eat your nose!
Don't underestimate me!
You guys should get along with each other.
No, we don't get along with each other.
When Chidori appeared in the same theater as Kiyoshi, he also suffered such damage.
Daigo was late.
The traffic light passed from Tokyo and went to Kobe and Okayama.
Then it was Kiyoshi's turn.
When Kiyoshi went to apologize,
Kiyoshi said, "That's not true! It happened a lot when Yasuji was there!"
The audience doesn't know the order of the show, so we'll change it!
The audience will laugh at you!
"Thank you!" Kiyoshi said and got off the stage.
But as soon as he got out of the audience, he said, "Now, Chidori is very late!"
It's weird for me to be late like this in Okayama!
Did I appear instead of Chidori?
He didn't say it!
After that, Chidori said, "I'm late!"
Did I appear instead of you?
I'm sorry, father!
As the story progressed, Chidori noticed me and told me, "Nobu! Please come out!"
We were late!
If Yasuji had been alive, he'd have been killed!
Nishikawa Kiyoshi's Family Visits Otaku
This is what happened in the show "Otaku Visits Otaku" with Nishikawa Kiyoshi and the Nakagawa family.
Hello! We are the Nakagawa family!
Thank you for having us! We are Nishikawa Kiyoshi!
We visited a fisherman's house on this day.
Seeing his family's strong bond, Nishikawa Kiyoshi was extremely impressed.
The show went on with a warm atmosphere.
And at the end of the show...
I feel much warmer now! Thank you for everything!
The show ended with Kiyoshi's closing remarks.
However, Kiyoshi...
I want to do something for this warm family I met!
Kiyoshi's service spirit stirred up and he didn't try to end the show.
Then...
That's right! That's what happened!
Now, the two of you from the Nakagawa family, please tell us what happened!
To his surprise, Kiyoshi went on an adventure to tell the Nakagawa family a scary story!
A scary story!
It's definitely not that kind of story!
Due to this mess, the show has come to a bad ending, but there's no need to say it.
- So, the two of you are back. - That was a tough one.
- That's a really scary story. - It's a scary story.
- Also, we were waiting in front of a shop the other day. - Yes.
- And we went into a butcher shop. - Yes.
- And the master said, "How long have you been doing this butcher shop?" - "Yes, it's been 20 years."
- And suddenly, the master said to us, "How long has it been?" - "Oh, it's been 20 years for us, too."
- "Oh, I see! Then let's go for a 20-second manzai!" - "Let's go!"
- In front of a butcher shop. - In front of a butcher shop.
- And, you know... It suddenly came to me. - Oh, it suddenly came to you.
- The opening has only just begun. - Yes.
- I thought, "You guys are in a really nice scenery and in a nice place." - Yes.
- So, with that feeling in my heart...
- Let's go with number 57!
- Number 57!
- We're going to go with number 57!
- It's really difficult! - Let's go with number 57!
- Even if you hear the melody, it's not easy to sing it. - It's not easy to sing it.
- Even if it's been 20 years, you can do something like that, right?
- That's what you think!
- We can't do it anymore, master.
- You want to eat vegetable juice at the airport, right?
- Yes.
- I'll take you to the hospital!
- I want you to go!
- I have another story.
- It's about vegetable juice.
- I was sitting at the airport.
- I happened to meet Kiyoshi.
- He's been sick lately.
- I brought him vegetable juice and asked him to drink it with me.
- We drank it together.
- Kiyoshi and I were like, "You have to be careful!"
- But we still drank it.
- It's hard, Kiyoshi!
- It's hard!
- The angle!
- Next week...
- Let's go!
- Kiyoshi Nishikawa's "It's hard" trial is over!
- It's hard!
- As an entertainer, it's a tragic incident that happened on "Imada to Higashino"!
- In addition, Kiyoshi has a hard episode about his family!
- I'm back with my kids, so please take care of me.
- And...
- The judge who sentenced Kiyoshi to 50 years in prison...
- I'm sorry I'm late today.