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From now on, Kiyoshi Nishikawa's "Tiredness is a Trial" will be resumed.
Prosecutors and audience members, please enter.
Next, defendant Kiyoshi Nishikawa and defense attorney, please enter.
Defendant Kiyoshi Nishikawa.
He made his debut in 1963.
He led the manzai boom in the 1980s with legendary duo Yasushi Kiyoshi.
Now, he is one of about 800 comedians.
However, "Tiredness is a Trial" will be resumed in his 50 years of acting career.
Prosecutors and audience members will tell you why.
Excessive service spirit.
Excessive courtesy.
Honesty that makes you feel like an idiot.
We found that many people are suffering from this.
Therefore, I, Kiyoshi Nishikawa, hereby ask for the resumption of "Tiredness is a Trial".
Understood.
Your Honor, before the trial,
defendant Kiyoshi Nishikawa is one of the top Yoshimoto Industries that we belong to.
You should know that!
You have a problem with that!
What is this subtle echo?
You missed it a little.
Of course we know that!
But there are a lot of victims.
And the sense of duty after getting involved with this person is unmeasurable.
So we came here today to sue him.
If you think about it, it's like a wild boar is being hunted.
Let's see how hard it is for Mr. Kiyoshi.
Let's watch the video first.
Downtown
This is what happened on New Year's Day, 20 years ago, when young Downtown and Mr. Kiyoshi worked as viewers.
Let's watch the actual video first.
Please pay attention to the scene where Downtown appears, which you can't imagine now.
This is what happened on New Year's Day, 20 years ago, when young Downtown and Mr. Kiyoshi worked as viewers.
Is this us?
No?
No, it's definitely us.
Yes, it is.
Wow!
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Now, let's welcome our senior, Mr. Nishikawa Kiyoshi!
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
You've changed.
Yes, I have.
This year, only three of us will be invited.
Yes, that's right.
Since it's New Year's Day, we'd like to make it a fun show.
That's right.
Thank you for your cooperation.
This show started with Mr. Kiyoshi's formal greeting.
Entertainers appear one after another and tell their stories.
This is a common special show for New Year's Day.
An incident happened before this show.
Yesterday, I was walking on Shinsaibashi and I bumped into an old man.
Before the show, a relaxed and down-town mood.
Then...
Excuse me, this is today's script.
Wow, this is an amazing script.
It's more than 100 pages, isn't it?
As it is a super large special edition,
the script is so thick that it can't be seen in a normal show.
However, the job of a host in this show is...
Just connecting a story with another story,
and the script is just a confirmation of progress.
The comedy part is also written,
but most of the comedians laugh at the ad-lib in the air of the scene.
Of course, even on this day.
OK! The progress is perfect!
It's all right now!
In my case, it's mostly ad-lib, so you don't have to read it!
That's right!
Then...
A man lurking in a downtown dressing room.
Who is it?
It's rough.
Good morning! I'm Kiyoshi Nishikawa!
Downtown-kun, may I have a word with you?
Kiyoshi-sho! Good morning! Good morning!
The two are excited about the sudden visit of the great master.
Matsumoto-kun, you still have time until the show, don't you?
That's right!
Hamada-kun, is the shot okay?
Yes! It's just a repetition of the same thing, so I just checked it out.
I see! All right!
Look, it's all over again!
Read out the script!
What?!
Mr. Kiyoshi proposes to read over 100 pages of scripts.
Of course, young people don't have a right to refuse.
Here we go!
Happy New Year!
Next, Mr. Hamada.
Happy New Year!
Next, Mr. Matsumoto.
Happy New Year!
By the way, my dog died yesterday.
Here we go, Mr. Hamada!
Happy New Year!
Yes, it's funny!
Next, Mr. Matsumoto.
In the end, the meeting continued until just before the show.
Contrary to Mr. Kiyoshi's great satisfaction,
Downtown was exhausted before the show.
Yes, it's funny!
As the script says, it's perfect!
Now, Mr. Kiyoshi.
I'd like you to tell us about this case in detail.
All right.
Mr. Matsumoto.
Mr. Kiyoshi.
Well...
Go ahead.
At the beginning of the New Year,
Downtown didn't look like it was moving at all.
And the most painful thing for me was...
Mr. Hagiwara, who is a broadcast writer.
I didn't think he would do what the script said.
When we had a meeting in the dressing room of the script,
Mr. Hagiwara kept looking at me with pity.
As you can see in the previous video,
Mr. Hamada and I couldn't stop looking at each other.
But we knew it wouldn't work today.
It's not like the script said it.
Didn't you have to do it like the script said?
No, we couldn't.
In the middle of the show, Mr. Hamada and I couldn't remember all of it.
When some of the ad-libs came in,
Mr. Hagiwara said, "Don't say things that aren't in the script!"
He only said one of them.
Now, Mr. Nishikawa.
The writer poured his heart and soul into writing it.
If you don't remember it and carry it out faithfully,
you won't be able to fulfill the role of a director.
That's right.
Especially at the beginning of the year, during the New Year's show.
If you stumble during the New Year's show,
you won't be able to work at Yoshimoto High School until New Year's Eve.
That's right.
If it wasn't for that show,
I wouldn't be sitting there with you right now.
It's tough, isn't it?
What do you mean by "tough"?
What's wrong with reading the script?
That's right.
What's wrong, Mr. Hamada?
I'm a lawyer.
I don't remember this incident at all.
You don't remember it?
Oh, I see.
About an hour after the show ended,
you said "what the hell is he doing?"
As a lawyer?
As a lawyer.
What are you talking about?
Mr. Kiyuchi faces the script with passion,
but there are other episodes that have gone too far.
May I?
Yes.
Excuse me.
This is a story I heard from Chidori's Daigo.
On NHK's variety show,
Kiyoshi starred as the titan of the half-body, Chidori.
I see.
Even at that time, he was reading a thick script.
That's good.
Just before the show started,
Mr. Hanshin said to Mr. Kiyoshi,
Brother, I'm not in the script.
But Mr. Kiyoshi said,
I'm begging you, don't say anything.
And gave him 1,000 yen.
1,000 yen?
Is there a joke in it?
I don't know.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Do you remember what you said?
I don't remember.
First of all, I don't know what you're talking about.
Why do you have energy before the show?
If you don't give me 1,000 yen,
What will you do if I ask you to say something that doesn't fit the script?
I don't know what you're talking about.
I remember it clearly.
You don't know what you're talking about, do you?
It's clearly decided.
I don't know what you're talking about.
There's more.
I happened to meet you at a shop in Roppongi.
You said, "Oh, Matsumoto-kun, long time no see."
You talked for a long time.
Tempura shop.
Yes, it's a tempura shop.
After you talked for a long time, you said, "Nice to meet you, Matsumoto-kun."
Master, I'm tired.
Let's take a break.
Nishikawa Kiyoshi's Goyen.
This is "Nishikawa Kiyoshi's Goyen."
Let's go!
This is "Nishikawa Kiyoshi's Goyen," a regular show aired in the Tokai area.
Kiyoshi travels to a certain city and approaches its charm.
The show has been airing for 10 years.
An incident happened during the show's recording.
I see, there's a recording.
One recording morning, while the staff was getting ready, that man came.
Good morning! I'm Nishikawa Kiyoshi!
This is funny.
Kiyoshi has been active since morning.
The staff explained the contents of the recording.
Today's location is a hill where you can walk around the city as usual and see a beautiful sunset.
So I really want to shoot the ending there.
When Mr. Kiyo heard that...
I see! It's a beautiful sunset! Isn't it great?
He was in a good mood.
And the production began.
Start!
Today, too, Nishikawa Kiyo's "Goen" has begun!
When the shooting started in a good mood,
Wow! It's Mr. Kiyo Nishikawa!
Welcome! Mr. Kiyo!
He is very popular with people going to the city.
And Mr. Kiyo is...
Good morning! I am Mr. Kiyo Nishikawa!
Which way did you come from today?
I came from Nagoya!
That's far away! Thank you for your hard work!
Even during the shooting, we talked for a long time.
This is Mr. Kiyo Nishikawa's "Goen"! Do you know it?
The shooting doesn't always go well like this.
But for the staff who have produced programs for many years,
it's within the expected range.
Considering this time, we have a much looser schedule than normal shooting programs.
I see.
However, on this day...
Oh! It's Mr. Kiyo Nishikawa!
Everyone! Mr. Kiyo!
Since it was the tourist season, he met many groups of people.
Even in this situation, Mr. Kiyo gets in touch with each and every one of them carefully.
As expected of the staff who can't help it.
I'm sorry, Master.
I have a schedule, so it's about time...
Well, well! Everyone is lining up for me using their precious time!
But I don't have enough time before sunset...
Everyone is waiting for you!
Please stop filming!
In the end, Kiesh met up with all of the audience and exchanged words.
As a result, it goes without saying that the ending of this day was filmed under the moonlight.
Because the audience is number one!
Well, well!
Regarding this matter, I would like to make an appointment with a witness.
Understood. Please make an appointment with a witness.
Witness?
Excuse me.
My name is Daiki Anamaru. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Are you sure you remember me now?
I wasn't here on the day we couldn't film sunset, but I would like to make an appointment with a member of the staff.
Oh, is that so?
Yes, and we are invited to the show very often, so we see you on a daily basis.
Is it really true?
Yes, it's true.
I don't think you've heard of it, but a female guest who came to the show said...
I should have been able to board the Shinkansen with a margin, but I was able to board it with a margin.
This is her schedule.
It's a common problem.
Actually...
Who is it?
It's a tough problem.
That's right.
It's a tough problem.
Why is it a tough problem?
That's right.
If you had heard my name and knew where I was, you wouldn't have come all the way here.
That's right.
I'm always afraid of this.
I say goodbye to my wife after listening to her story.
But after the shoot, when I leave my wife's side,
she lowers her head and I let her go.
But you open the window and show me your body.
Thank you very much.
Do you say goodbye to your wife until you can't see her anymore?
What's wrong with that?
Of course.
Actually, it's a country road and it's narrow.
But you show me your body and say goodbye to me from behind.
So I almost hit a branch in front of the garden.
Is it dangerous?
Do you have to do it?
My parents taught me to be polite.
Is it from your parents?
Yes, my teacher, my parents, and my seniors in this world.
That's right.
But I say good morning to you all loudly.
That's a different point of view.
If it's something good for you, you should say good night.
Don't you say it in a loud voice?
I say it in a loud voice.
It's natural for a man and woman to be together for a long time.
There are many entertainers who have been harmed.
I haven't said good morning yet.
I haven't?
I heard it from my junior, Hachimitsu.
Hachimitsu?
Yes, do you know him?
I know him.
I've written his name, too.
That's great.
Did you really write his name?
Yes, I did.
I've been writing his name since he was a baby.
I've been writing his name since he was in love with Happo.
I think he got pregnant in my house.
- What's Bengoin? What is it? - Oh, I see.
I see, now I understand.
On variety shows this once in a while, from 300 meters before your intended destination,
you say hello to everyone you run into.
In the end, we had to change the tape until we got to the destination.
No, it hasn't started yet.
In 300 meters.
I said that because you greeted me in 300 meters, and when I watched the broadcast, you cut it in 2 or 3 meters.
That's why.
No, leave it to me!
Leave it to me!
I said, "Then do it where you can see it and don't do it where you can't see it," and that's evil, isn't it?
Evil, isn't it?
You're saying it properly.
I think it's evil, but you know it's dangerous to show it on TV.
Even if you don't use it, it's kind of nice to send the cut tape to the customer.
It's a little heavy, but it doesn't take much to change the tape.
So you're not wrong at all, right?
There are other ways, right?
Yes!
There's more?
This is an episode from Savannah Takahashi.
In a program called "Yoshimoto Mountain Club," there was a location where you climbed a mountain called "Tsubakuro Dake" and saw the sunrise.
If you climb normally, it will take you five hours on one way.
When you start climbing, when you pass by people coming and going, it will take you nine hours to climb with everyone.
In the end, when you reach the summit, it rains heavily and you can't get a good house.
After all, it's the same thing.
In other words, people in the mountains are all polite in greeting.
That's not what I'm talking about, Master.
People in the mountains are all...
Even Spinoff is flustered.
Even Kika is flustered.
That's right, that's right, that's right.
It doesn't take five hours or nine hours.
That's right.
So if you could have climbed as soon as possible, you wouldn't have been able to get a good picture.
That's what I'm talking about.
You're laughing.
I'm not joking.
It's impossible in that weather.
It's impossible.
Even if you say it quickly, Mr. Tanaka.
Either way?
Let's say Mr. Tanaka.
I've been a big fan of you, Mr. Tanaka.
I can't think of you as Mr. Tanaka.
When I first met you, I was like this.
I went to Tokyo, had a program, and watched a movie.
I went to Yoshimoto.
It's hard to say that I went to Yoshimoto.
I want to go there, too!
You should go there, too!
I don't go there at all!
You should go there, too!
You're doing a good job.
I went to Yoshimoto and said, "Please appear in a movie."
Please play an active role.
I even went to the director of the movie and said, "No, you can't."
You can't.
You can't either.
You're being praised.
Thank you.
But I think you should say "Tanaka" more often.
Of course.
It's past the time when you say "Tanaka" more than a year.
I see.
You're all old men now.
You had three haircuts!
You're lying!
No, no, no, I'm serious!
No, no, I'm serious!
There's more to come!
Please come!
In the past, there was a big event called Yoshimoto Expo.
It was a big event where about 5,000 people gathered.
Every time, it's a top-notch talk show.
Young people can talk for about 5 to 7 minutes.
Even people who are called "first-class" can talk for up to 12 or 13 minutes.
Mr. Kiyoshi can talk for up to 20 minutes.
That's pretty good.
If you talk about service spirit and loyalty, that's about it.
As a result, you can talk about death for 45 minutes.
It's more than that.
Did you read the script at that time?
Of course I did.
But you didn't write "20 minutes" in your script, did you?
If you think about it like that, you'll get fined.
It's getting worse and worse.
How many minutes did you get fined for that?
It was 7 minutes for me, but the company said "You'll definitely get fined for 2 minutes."
2 minutes?
2 minutes for all of you, right?
All of the other young people got fined for 2 minutes or 1 minute.
All of the other members said "You're weak and you'll slip."
It's not that bad.
It's a situation you can't make up your mind.
You said you had a good story for 45 minutes.
During this 45 minutes, you'll stand upside down for about 10 minutes.
- Three-point rule, right? - Yes, three-point rule.
- What are you doing? - No, no.
- Today is a special day, so let's do it. - No.
- No, no. - Wait a minute.
- No, no. - No, no.
- Can you do it in such a hard place like this? - Can you do it?
- Yes, yes, yes. - Yes, yes, yes.
- What's so funny about this?
- I've been doing it all day.
- I'm sorry for bothering you today.
- I'm sorry.
- Kiyoshi Nishikawa is still struggling in court.
- Emergency participation of Osaka Victims' Association.
- Osaka residents are in a bit of trouble.
- Is it strange for you to do this?
- You...
- No!
- This is nothing.
- Will Kiyoshi Nishikawa's fate...
- Cut!