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This is the last episode of Mato Ryoshika.
Expose Matsuko Deluxe's true self.
Karuta Battle.
What do you want me to do?
I don't want you to do anything.
Do you want me to do it?
I can do anything.
I like both.
It changes depending on the partner.
Even if you say S, you know it clearly.
You can do anything with M.
Even if I say M,
I don't say it because I like it or not.
I say it because I know that S will be happy.
That's wonderful.
In a year of work,
in all my work,
I'm under a lot of pressure.
You're under a lot of pressure.
I don't think I can make you laugh with onigiri anymore.
Stop laughing with onigiri.
Last time I saw you,
you were laughing so hard while eating onigiri.
Karuta Battle is heated up.
Of course, there is a punishment at the reunion.
I'm doing what you're telling me to do.
It's not like that at all.
Be careful of the fact that Matsuko holds all of the prizes.
Winning numbers and feelings are also important.
Who will be chosen for the Skytree Date?
Matsuko-chan!
All of a sudden!
All of Matsuko's prizes will be decided by Matsuko's own hands.
The Skytree Date is waiting for those who will reunite.
Here I go.
What's wrong with me?
I'm a heavy smoker.
I see.
I'm great!
I see.
I'm great!
Yeah!
This is perfect.
This is the starting point.
Doesn't this make the show more exciting?
No matter what you do.
It's exciting but you don't like me.
You don't like me.
No, no.
I have a warm family.
It's not about that.
This is...
Heavy smoker!
I want the glass-walled theater space on the Shinkansen.
I want it to be good.
Will you enter?
Yes.
I can enter, but if I enter, no one can pass.
So I go to the farthest end of the aisle.
Then there are a lot of people there.
I can't get out of there.
If I try to get out of there, another person will come and I will repeat it over and over again.
I'm always at the end of the aisle.
I'm like a showman.
I don't have to talk about it.
It's like a showman.
It's like a showman who smokes and asks a stupid person to watch it.
I see. You won't quit smoking.
You quit smoking, right?
I think it's stupid if you quit smoking.
But...
I think you should quit eating.
It's good to have a warm home.
It doesn't matter.
That's a source of criticism.
To be honest with you, I think you'll get a little more criticism.
But it's a source of criticism.
Okay, okay, okay. No, no, no. I'm the one who said that the starting point is wrong!
It's not wrong!
Here I go.
Heh, nasty woman.
Heh?
Hai!
Aaaah!
- Wow... - India! - I've been watching you for a while, but you guys are fast. - But are you serious about this? - I am! - Zero. - Zero? - But I... - I want to play a punishment game! - If you get motivated to play a punishment game, you know, you can't say that. - I think you know that, too, Matsuko. - W-what are you saying? - What are you saying? - I don't know what you're saying, either. - India...
- Heh? - Bad woman. - Heh? - Bad woman. - There aren't many people I've met and thought "I don't like her", but there's still one person I thought "There's someone so easy to understand". - Who is it? - I still have one person in mind. - I want to play a punishment game... - Yeah... - You're coming up with weird things again! - No... - It's not that close! - No, it's not that close! - It's more like a refreshing feeling... - No, I'm saying that there's a gap between us, and I was surprised.
- We've never been together on set, but we've had a different shot together before.
- So, when we first met in the hallway, I said "Oh, we haven't met in person, but we've had a shot together before", and you said "Oh, you're right".
- And I said "Oh, you're right, you're right". - Oh, no...
- You said "Oh, you're right", and I said "Oh, I'm sorry, you don't remember that every time, do you?", and you said "I hope we can get along from now on", and I said "Oh, I see", and we met for the second time after a while.
- And I said "Oh, hello", and you said "Oh, hello", and we met in the hallway for the second time after a while. - Oh, I see...
- And I was a little close with the actor, so I said "Oh, long time no see", and he was a big actor. - Oh, I see...
- And then, the guy next to me said... - Huh?
- Is it different?
- "Hey, Matsuko-san... Matsuko-chan!" all of a sudden!
- That's too much! - Why?!
- It wasn't like that at all until now, but as soon as I said "Oh, we're getting along pretty well now", he said "Matsuko-chan!" all of a sudden. - Wow, that's amazing!
- I was like "Whoa!" - That's amazing...
- So, since then, I've tried to say bad things in various places.
- Here I go.
- "You'll be surprised", crocodile.
- What do you mean?
- Oh!
- Really. - Did you do O-te-tsuki?
- Not yet. - Even old men sometimes...
- O-te-tsuki. - ...come and...
- O-te-tsuki is... - Somehow...
- It's dangerous, right? - ...somehow, Tanaka is like that.
I don't like you saying "somehow"!
Somehow, everyone is becoming "somehow" ordinary.
Crocodile.
This one...
I've always looked at it and thought it was cute.
Even if you say it's cute, it's masculine.
I thought it was cool.
I've been looking at it for about a year.
You were interested in it.
But I didn't know the price.
I see.
Because it doesn't work well.
One day, it was New Year's Day.
It was like a first sale.
I don't know. At that time, someone said "Give it to me."
Bag?
That.
Yes.
And when I gave him the card, it took about 30 minutes.
I was surprised.
What? Is it me? There should be.
No, it's not like that.
It's like a calculator in my store.
I was a little surprised.
I was told that it was hard to read.
I was surprised.
The price is scary.
I was scared of it.
I thought I wouldn't sell it for a hundred yen even if it was expensive.
The receipt came.
I was surprised.
Bag?
It's not a bag I ordered.
It's a bag I put in Nozra.
I didn't think it would be like that.
But it took me more than 30 minutes to produce it.
I didn't need it.
I don't need it.
I don't need it, but I've seen it from other stores.
If I refused now, I wouldn't be able to come to this store for the rest of my life.
Ever since I bought it, I've been putting it in my house.
I've been thinking about dying.
Don't die.
I'm sad that I did that.
But you're using it now, aren't you?
It's hard to use.
It's painful.
I don't buy it.
It was hard this month.
How much do you have?
I have a lot of money.
I don't have a lot of money.
Don't lie to me.
How much do you have?
I don't have a lot of money.
You have a lot of money.
Buy it later.
You don't have a lot of money.
I don't have a lot of money.
Let's talk about it later.
I'm going to talk about it.
I wanted to be a jealous person.
You finally said it.
You wanted to be me?
What is it?
You finally said it.
Is that all you want to say?
I'm going to be funny.
Is that all you want to say?
I'm going to be funny.
I know.
I'm jealous of you.
And you, Michiko Shimizu.
Michiko Shimizu?
I've seen you on a different show before, but I'm Tsurube-san.
I know what you mean.
I know. I know.
I really didn't mean it like this.
I didn't want to be responsible for doing a show with my own responsibility.
How many shows do you do now?
I do a lot of shows.
How many regular shows do you do?
I do a lot of shows.
I don't know how many shows you do.
Are you doing two shows?
No, I'm not doing two shows.
Are you doing seven or eight shows?
I'm doing about seven or eight shows.
How many shows do you do now, Yamauchi?
I do regular shows.
You do regular shows?
Why do you do regular shows all of a sudden?
You're amazing.
I didn't mean it like this at all.
It took me about two years to think that I would go back to my boring world again.
I wanted to run away for a while.
But I thought that if I ran away like this, I wouldn't be able to go back.
I thought that if I ran away like this, I wouldn't be able to go back.
I thought I had to do it desperately.
You're not Takata Juji at that point, are you?
I think you're responsible for it.
But you don't show it at all.
I can't do it anymore, but in 10 or 20 years, if I can still do it in this world, I'll be happy.
Now, on the contrary, this is the only thing I have left.
I can't go back.
When this is over, I'm ready to open a bar for a second time.
I see.
I'm happy!
You're happy.
A serious match with a sky tree date.
The number of wins and Matsuko's feelings affect the outcome.
This is good.
That's not it.
If you do it like this, I can't put it under you.
When you don't know, you can't do it like this.
This is not good.
This is not a barricade.
This is it.
Look at others and say yes.
That's not good.
Why are you so confident?
That's right.
What is this?
That's right.
Why are you so confident?
I want to win.
As you can see, the number of wins so far, the reunion of Endo and Matsumoto, who has a bad impression, are one step ahead of the push.
I'm coming.
I'm tired of it.
Is it time for a model change?
But this is positive.
Really?
I want to talk with you.
What should I do?
Do you want to change?
I just want to talk with you.
What should I do?
I heard that "Spring Love" is back to men.
I thought it was novel.
It's back to men.
It's never been back to men since their debut in Okama.
That's right.
Ai-chan is serious, isn't she?
But Ai-chan is gone.
She can't do it anymore.
She cut her hair.
But Masako can't do it yet.
She can't suddenly cut her hair and wear a suit.
I want to see it.
I see.
It has an impact.
She can't cut her hair and wear a suit.
It's novel.
It's normal and novel.
I had a hunch about it.
It won't happen soon.
But someday she will put on make-up.
I had a hunch about it.
At that time,
a person like Hasei Kobayashi can be born.
Maybe.
With his white hair.
He is dyeing his hair now.
Don't do it.
Don't do it again.
It's true.
I'm looking forward to it.
Of course you can grow a beard.
I don't have a beard.
You can grow a beard.
Can you grow a little beard?
I can grow a little beard.
It's novel.
If you grow a little beard at the end of the year,
you can grow a beard 100%.
It's a perfect fit.
Here we go. Is there a future on TV?
This is weird. I can't do this anymore.
I'm really sick. I'm really sick.
Hey, Kimu, I'm going to the hospital. The one in Aoyama.
I talked to him on email yesterday. Is there a future on TV?
I'll try my best. I'll try my best.
Really? Are you kidding me?
I'm serious.
Tell me the truth.
I don't want you to say yes.
I'm serious. I'm scared of coffee.
Are you going to say yes?
I wanted to ask you this, too.
Again? What is this?
What should I do?
What should Matsuko do?
Including me, what should people like me do?
I want to know. I want to know.
I want to know.
Who's going to answer this?
This is difficult.
I guess Tsukitei has no choice but to answer this.
What's going to happen?
The future of TV.
Anyway, I want to continue appearing on TV.
I want to continue appearing on TV.
What are you doing?
I'm sorry, but it doesn't matter at all.
The future of TV.
It's raining so much and there's nothing.
It doesn't matter at all.
Okay, it's a draw.
Oh, it's the last one.
It's over!
What's with this first ear sound?
All of a sudden.
What is it?
This hasn't happened before.
What is it?
Why did you put it only when it was my turn?
What is it? I've never heard of it before.
Last one?
It's the last one.
What is it?
Here I go.
My dream is...
Ginza no mama and...
K.
That's fast.
It's positive.
I know what Ginza no mama is.
I've always wanted to do Ginza no mama, but...
I know what it is.
Actually, back in the day...
I wanted to be a leader like Yoshimara or someone like me.
On the side of Tabaneru.
Yes, yes, yes.
So, now I can do it.
So, we're not like...
We're...
We're like...
girls like you...
Professionals, right?
Yes, professionals.
No fools around.
Those girls and me, we want to go together.
Those girls and us.
So, make sure...
There's something going on.
So, the place they're waiting for is my house.
So, make sure you let them sit on the sofa and have a good time while making phone calls.
I see.
Who is this?
Like an old man and young man.
Do your best.
I want to do something like that.
I want to entrust something I can't do.
Like Akimoto Yasushi who changed his phone.
So...
I don't know what you want me to do.
Really?
I want to do something like that.
But I can't do it on TV.
I see.
Huh?
What is it?
Don't you think so?
Well...
I don't think so.
I think it's good.
You're more like Hiroshi Kachi.
"Shiohaku 2013" is in full swing.
This year, we have hot-blooded teachers who can't laugh.
We have children's toys we actually used.
We even have funny blind people who appear on a daily basis.
We're waiting for you!
As you can see, here are the final winning numbers.
Normally, it's Endo's punishment.
However, Matsuko will announce the results of her deduction.
Everything will be decided here!
Matsuko-san, you only got one right.
You're kidding me!
As you can see, I was actually counting my deducted points.
I'm scared.
And, Hosei-san, you actually got 3 deducted points.
Thank you!
So you'll get 3 deducted points.
Thank you!
Is it possible?
Yes, it is.
I was doing my best.
Really?
Tanaka-san got 2 deducted points.
2?!
So, Tanaka-san also got 3 deducted points.
Ah, 3!
Alright!
And, Endo-san also got deducted points.
But, I feel sorry for you.
You don't have to deduct any more points.
I see.
And, Hamada-san...
That was his only deducted point.
But, thanks to Endo-san, he got 0 deducted points.
So, Hamada-san also got 0 deducted points.
Congratulations!
So, Matsumoto-san, how did you get deducted points?
Matsumoto-san's deducted points are...
7!
7?!
You're exaggerating!
I'll curse you!
You'll curse me!
You're exaggerating!
From 9 to 10.
So, Matsuko, did you really get deducted points?
No, no, no!
I didn't get deducted!
I've never been to a karaoke while I was working!
Let's go
I'd like to go with someone else if I could
Next week
This is amazing
Anyway, it's an amazing punishment game
Matsuko and Sky Tree Date
Spending time alone in a secluded car in a secluded car
What are you doing, Sky Tree?
You don't like it that much?
Matsumoto and Hitoshi get married
Matsuko stepped in Matsumoto's marriage that no one asked about
I couldn't say "congratulations"
Not all of you got married
Wow, this is the first time
The night view of Tokyo that they gaze at is ...