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In the first episode of "Gagnotsu Gaia" we will compete for 100,000 yen for a duo battle!
Thank you for having us!
This time our guests are two comedians, Kokoriko and License!
Let's welcome our guests!
They are from Downtown!
Thank you.
I don't know what's going on today.
I'm not feeling well.
What should we do?
Let's do it quickly.
I know who you are.
Do you know?
It's too late.
It's too late to talk.
I'm sorry.
Let's do it quickly.
There are 16 panels.
There are games and mysteries.
Let's do it quickly.
The highest score is...
100,000 yen.
Is it for one person?
It's hard to understand.
It's 100,000 yen for one person.
Is it for one person?
I don't know much about TV.
We've been doing it for about 16 years.
It's a combination.
It's divided by color, right?
That's right.
Red and blue.
I just found out.
I see.
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
It's weird!
It's a loss for us.
It's not a loss at all.
Anyway, the winner will get it.
Please do your best.
First of all, please choose from 16 panels.
Please choose the panel.
I'll do it.
Yes, please.
No. 5!
Please choose No. 5!
It's a mystery.
It's a combination.
It's a quick draw.
Please draw it where you know it.
It's a draw!
Let's do it!
Here's the question!
Where is the scariest place in the house?
Go ahead!
The scariest place in the house!
The scariest place in the house...
Ah! I know!
I know!
Yes, Endo!
Yes!
Stairs!
Correct!
I see!
Endo, are you afraid of stairs?
Is that what you say, Endo-kun?
No, I'm not afraid of it.
But I'm afraid of stories about stairs.
So I'm afraid of stairs in the house.
Well, I don't know.
I don't know if it's okay to say "stairs" without breathing.
It's hard for the viewers to understand.
We understand it, though.
But you understand it, don't you?
That's right.
I don't know!
Is there something wrong?
I think it's a trauma.
Endo, why did you answer like that?
Why did I answer like that?
What are you laughing at?!
I'm sorry.
I thought you meant "mystery, mystery".
No, no, no. If you said "mystery", Hamada would know.
But...
"Mystery", "what's going on with that?", "mystery", "what's going on with that?"
If Hamada says "mystery", he'll be surprised and be influenced.
No, no, no.
If you think about Hamada's influence, he won't say it.
No, that's the problem!
It's a way of saying it.
Hamada won't say it.
No, no, no.
That's a terrible way of saying it, Hamada.
No, it's not "mystery", but "mystery", so "mystery" is...
"Mystery"!
We're "mystery", aren't we?
Especially you, Hamada.
No, we're not "mystery" at all!
You have influence! I've said it many times!
It's "mystery", so say it quickly!
Yes! Kokoriko, 10 points!
OK!
Let's continue! Kokoriko, please choose a panel!
OK, 12th panel, please!
OK! 12th panel, open!
Oh, it changes from "mystery", doesn't it?
It attracted 100 people!
Yes!
Oh, I see!
I didn't know whether it was "mystery" or not.
It attracted 100 girls with streetlights!
Here it is!
Don!
The classic date spot!
Oh, I see!
I see!
Let's go from Kokoriko one by one!
Kokoriko is good at it!
Amusement park!
Amusement park!?
Yes!
Wait a minute! Let's narrow it down a little more!
Amusement park!
Wow!
Kokoriko is...
That was harsh!
No, no, no!
It's not kind!
Amusement park!
It's perfectly made with Kokoriko!
No, no, we...
It's made and popular!
It's already known and popular!
No, no, it's not like that!
On the contrary, it's tough!
Should we say license here because it's Kokoriko?
No, no, I'll make it public!
I'll go in!
It's not like that!
Amusement park...
I'll go in!
What do you mean by "you'll go in"?
It's very well-made and popular!
It's obviously popular!
I'll make it public!
You don't have to go in anymore...
There are still more places...
No, let me tell you in detail...
You go in with a license and visitors go in...
It's public!
It's public for everybody!
License...
It's in! It's in!
Kogori-kun!
Yes!
Is it okay?
The amusement park is a little big, so please tell us one! Specifically!
Is it okay?
Yes! Go ahead!
Is it okay?
Then, um...Disneyland.
Is it correct?
What is it?
Correct!
Wow!
Thank you very much!
Movie theater!
The following license is a movie theater.
You earned 10 points!
Thank you very much!
Next, please, Downtown!
Is it Odaiba?
Odaiba is correct!
Is it correct?
I'm confused.
Correct!
Is it Odaiba?
Odaiba is correct!
Then...
I know it!
What are you doing?
I'm sorry.
Then, say something different.
Say something unrelated.
Something unrelated?
Say something not related.
Takoyaki restaurant!
Is it okay?
Are you stupid?
Is it okay?
It's not okay!
Turn it around!
It's not a takoyaki restaurant!
What is it?
You don't even have a license!
Takoyaki restaurant!
License, please!
Aquarium!
Aquarium! Is it included?
Aquarium is included!
I see!
Is it included?
Yes!
It's still basic!
It's like a aquarium.
There is no place like that.
We understand now.
So, let's go, Downtown Stein!
Is it like Tokyo Dome?
Do you go to Dome?
It's a bad place.
Is it like Dome?
I can't say whether it's like Dome.
Tell me whether it's like Dome or not.
I can't say whether it's like Dome or not.
Tell me your personal opinion.
My personal opinion?
I can't say my personal opinion.
There are too many hints.
Then, this is also a risk.
I don't know what you mean.
It's still basic.
You don't have to think about difficult things.
Karaoke?
Are you ready?
Karaoke!
There is no place like that.
Time over!
So, Kokoriko got 30 points.
License got 20 points.
Downtown Stein got 10 points.
License got 20 points?
What?
Aquarium and...
Aquarium?
Aquarium and movie theater.
Movie theater.
Aquarium and movie theater.
There are too many "kan".
I can only say that.
It's tough.
Congratulations!
I'm glad you got 20 points.
Thank you!
It's still fun!
Next, the panel that Licence chose is...
"Famous people. Thoughts problem".
Based on a hint about a famous person, guess who he is talking about.
Here is the brief hint!
Brazil...
You know it, right?
Yes, Licence!
Labos Luisa!
Labos Luisa...
It can't be!
There are a lot of people in Brazil!
Yes, there are.
Hamada-san!
Coffee!
There was a cafe in Brazil.
Famous people...
There was a cafe near NGK.
Yes, there was.
I thought it wouldn't happen in an instant, but there was one!
There was one!
Everyone was drinking coffee there.
Even if you rap, everyone is in Brazil.
There was one!
Should we have said the reason?
Famous people...
It was a bit of a famous person!
Around NGK, Brazil's old ladies...
Coffee!
Even if it's Brazil's old ladies, it's Osaka's old ladies.
But it was a bit of a famous person!
Are you asking for it, you newbies?!
Hamada-san, I really think this is the right answer!
You've done it so many times!
Is this show supposed to talk about famous people?!
Is it supposed to be a show that doesn't even talk about famous people?!
Give me points!
Isn't it weird?
Why?
Isn't it weird?
You're making fun of me! Give me points!
I'm not making fun of you.
Now, Kokoriko, please show us the panel.
Okay.
Let's go with 15.
It's 15!
Battle Game!
What is it?
It's a fishing game.
Please come forward.
Each team will play a fishing game.
The time limit is one minute.
The team that catches more fish will get 10 points in total.
Shall we start with Mr. Downtown?
It's a shame that we didn't say anything in the first episode.
Is it a shame?
Even though we don't know what it's like.
We're the best, so we'll go first.
Oh, you're right!
Okay, I'm sorry.
It's okay.
Let's start with Kokoriko.
What do you mean "we're the best" and "you're so arrogant"?
If you say that, I'll blame my juniors.
We're juniors, so I'll go first.
Huh?
It's been a while.
We don't have much time.
There was something, wasn't there?
Wasn't there?
Mr. Matsubo?
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?!
Then it's obvious!
Before you give me that...
Mr. Matsubo...
What? Are you saying I took it?
Well, yes.
There's no way I'd take it! I'm going to do it now!
Huh?
I don't know what's going on.
It fell over there.
Look at it!
You didn't look at it from the start!
Is it torn?
I don't know if it's torn or not!
It's been like that from the start!
"It's been like that" sounds weird, doesn't it?
What do you mean "it's been like that"?
Hey, Endo.
Yes?
Apologize to him.
Why?
Why are you laughing?
Endo...
I'm sorry.
I told you, why are you laughing?
Why are you irritated?
Why are you laughing?
You've been weird since school today.
Don't be irritated!
Yes, I'm sorry.
You definitely have a motive!
Yes.
Don't be so irritated on TV!
Yes.
Why are you stressed out?
Hey!
Yes.
I'm sorry.
Are you okay?
All right, let's do it.
Well, let's start with the license.
Yes, the license.
All right.
Here we go.
All right.
Start!
One minute!
All right.
Good, good, good.
All right.
All right, all right.
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Please don't move anything.
This is already moving.
This is moving.
Oh, one right now.
Oh, good.
All right.
All right, all right.
Oh, good!
Good.
It's kind of long, that first group and first group.
All right, all right.
It's long!
Ten seconds left!
I'm doing it with a little tension.
Are you okay?
Yes, time!
No, not yet.
Yes, time!
Yes.
Yes, it's over.
Are you okay?
Three of them.
How was it?
No, the other side...
You're usually the worst, aren't you?
That's right.
I wonder if it's a little less.
No, it's terrible, terrible.
You're probably the worst.
So, how do you do it with your hands in the end?
This is pretty difficult.
Well, it's true.
It's difficult.
Yes, it is.
Yes.
Then, let's move on to Kokoriko.
All right, all right, all right.
Here we go!
All right!
Oh, good!
Oh, great, great, great!
Oh, no!
Oh, the barrel's a little...
What's wrong?
It's tangled.
Oh, good!
All right, good luck!
Good luck!
It was a pain in the ass.
The first one was fast.
Oh, no!
The barrel's moving.
Huh?
Good luck!
All right!
Good!
Oh, no!
It's been a long time!
All right!
It's been a long time!
Wow!
How's it going?
Are you all right?
I mean, I mean, I caught some big fish.
You sure you can do this?
But that's not enough, is it?
I'm worried about your butt, Hamada-san.
I can't do that.
We're all fighting.
What is that?
It looks like we're in a bad mood.
You can't do that, Hamada.
I like you pretty much.
Let me show you "slow motion"
Slow motion
After this
What is this?
It's been a while since I saw Hamada's "kuse kuse"
It's my first time
He's been like this since a long time ago
How many times?
When we first teamed up, he kept doing this
And Tommy said "no" and we fixed it
But you were in the photo
Yeah
It's not like you can kick a ball in the spring
Can you do it later?
It brings back memories!
Got it!
Next, Downtown!
Here we go!
Ready, set, go!
Here we go!
This is hard!
Got one!
Here we go!
30 seconds left!
Hang in there!
20 seconds left!
15 seconds left!
10!
5!
3!
2!
1!
Time's up!
What was that?
I was holding it in my hand.
You were watching it?
Yes, I was.
Yama-chan, you weren't watching it, were you?
I was looking at the clock.
Really?
I'm just surprised!
You were watching it, weren't you?
We were all watching it.
I didn't know you were so young and immature!
How could you say that about your seniors?
Are you trying to say something bad about me?
I don't like you!
No one is laughing at me!
It's tough!
No one is laughing at me!
It's tough!
I'll take it back!
I don't like you!
I'm not trying to say something bad about you.
I just took it from you.
Did you understand?
Yes, I did.
This game is called "Seven Downtowns".
Yes!
This game is worth 10 points.
Yes, it's worth 10 points.
What?
He said 10 points.
It's not worth 10 points.
I'm sorry.
Is it red?
The last game is "Kirie Battle".
The representative of the duo will complete "Kirie" within one minute.
It's done.
I think it's worth 100 points for the duo.
That's right.
If we win, it's worth 100 points.
We'll do our best.
It's a promise.
I don't take it at all.
It's too sweet.
I don't take it at all.
I think you know it.
We'll leave the game to you three.
And "Kirie"'s topic is...
"Zou", which is full of dynamism.
Zou
Let's start "Kirie Battle".
Let's start.
Let's do our best.
"Zou" in one minute.
Let's do our best.
There are characteristics of "Zou".
Let's do our best.
Please put your stones in order.
There is only a little time left.
I don't have much time.
You should do your best.
I finished early.
Thank you for your consideration.
The game is over.
Let's look at the license in order.
This is my "Zou".
It's good.
What's wrong?
You have fine fangs.
It's "dhani".
It's good.
"Tanaka".
It's "Zou".
I put my mouth on it.
It's "Zou".
You should put your mouth on it.
You shouldn't do it at night.
That's right.
I understood.
It's good.
Finally, Hamada-san.
The dimension is different.
Finally, Hamada-san. The dimension is different.
The dimension is different.
I'm scared. What is it?
What did you cut? The dimension is different.
I'm sorry, but how do you look at it?
I wanted a gap here.
You want a gap?
You want me to look at it from the front?
Yes, yes.
You want me to look at it from the front?
That's it. I just shortened the time.
Did you hear me? The dimension is different.
Do you look at it from the front?
First of all...
It's a face. It's a girl's face.
This will be the winner.
I will announce the winning team.
The winner is...
License!
What's wrong with you?
License, please.
Wait, wait, wait.
What's wrong with you?
How can we lose?
It doesn't matter.
Which zone is the winner?
License, please.
If you shortened the time...
I should have asked an expert to come and look at it.
I should have asked a white-haired person who has never cut hair before to do it.
I should have asked him to call me "Spring's Dyna".
Do you know "Spring's Dyna"?
You don't know "Spring's Dyna", do you?
What's wrong with you? You are in a bad mood.
Is it me?
You don't look like you're in a bad mood.
Is it me?
Do it properly.
Let's go.
Huh?
No, no...
Wait...
Mr. Nai, is that okay?
No, no...
I want my money!
Mr. Hama!
I only want my money!
Save me!
I hate this show!
I hate it!