AISubs v3.5
"Is Hamada going to forgive you?" "License Fujiwara, marriage of justice"
What's going on?
We got a letter from Hamada on his birthday.
Fujiwara threw up and vomited there.
It was horrible.
We heard there were calls everywhere.
There were.
Calls from the company.
It's not over for Hamada yet.
No, no.
Well, you know.
I'll beat you up anytime.
Fujiwara doesn't remember what happened at all.
But he showed us a video of him throwing up.
I think it's just what happens normally.
Oh, I see.
It happened in May of this year.
When Hamada was planning his birthday.
And since then...
Each member wrote a letter of gratitude to Hamada.
The studio was overwhelmed with emotion.
But!
A terrible incident had happened!
Excuse me!
Welcome back!
Excuse me!
Something's wrong with my eyes.
I've never seen anything like this before!
A plan that doesn't require getting really drunk.
Fujiwara is completely dehydrated.
It's all white.
And!
An incident finally happens!
Don't you like it when it feels like it's over?
What's up with him?
What's going on with this company?
Don't you like it?
What's up, Fujiwara?
You're not going to be moved, are you?
No way! Hamada was taken away by you!
What's up, Fujiwara?
And this man!
Why did you bring me here, you bastard?!
He even yelled at the staff.
In the end, the recording continued without Fujiwara, who had calmed down.
Tonight, will Fujiwara be forgiven by Hamada?!
You stink.
I'm sorry.
Is this your first time seeing this?
Yes, it's my first time seeing it.
I've been doing this for a long time.
I'm really sorry.
Why did you drink like that back in the day?!
I'm sorry for apologizing here.
Sit down.
Fujiwara has been doing misogi for a while now.
Today's misogi is...
Heipo-san's two days and one night of childcare.
Heipo-san doesn't do anything anymore as a baby Heipo.
He takes care of everything.
I think it's the worst punishment for an entertainer in the true sense of the word.
Fujiwara himself doesn't eat anything delicious.
Tonight, Fujiwara, who still has bald hair, will be married.
The rule is that Fujiwara will take care of everything from Heipo's diet to Heipo's bathroom.
He must obey the instructions given along the way.
If you don't understand something, you can learn it at a childcare center and do it yourself.
Licensed Fujiwara's Heipo Childcare Life Two Days and One Night
At 9:30 am, Heipo, who plays a baby, arrives at the site.
It's hard to be a baby.
I hate it the most.
I'm always a baby.
I'm so happy to be a baby.
Good morning.
The young director explains the basic settings of this time to Heipo, who speaks up early.
I'm already a baby, so I can't talk or move.
I didn't mean to come out.
I didn't mean to talk.
You really didn't talk.
And they check the site with the young director.
Mr. Saito will wake me up here.
Mr. Fujiwara will come here and wait for me.
I'm in big trouble.
I can't talk.
This time, Mr. Fujiwara is the main character.
Of course.
I can't talk like this with anyone.
I don't have much to say.
I'll tell you one thing.
I don't want you to stop me.
I want you to stop me sometimes.
I want to talk about it, but you don't let me do it at all.
I want you to stop me.
I want you to stop me every time.
This is amazing.
Even though it's just the beginning of the fight, Mr. Fujiwara can't stop talking.
Mr. Fujiwara's long and tough day is finally about to begin.
I opened the door, so you can start.
I don't know if you'll forgive me or not.
I'm really angry.
Dad.
I'm angry.
Dad, please.
What?
Please.
I can't do this.
It's the beginning of the fight.
Is this it?
It's sensational.
It's shocking.
This is quite an event.
What should we do?
It's okay, it's okay, dad.
Let's make milk for dad.
Milk?
I've never made milk before.
Milk?
Put water in my right finger.
Measure the amount of milk and put it in.
Melt it and cool it down until it becomes human skin.
Is this it?
This is amazing.
It's hot as if drawing a circle.
It's like that.
Baby, isn't this really moving?
It's human skin.
It's cold.
It's human skin.
It's hot.
It's human skin.
I don't know.
It's hot as if drawing a circle.
Is this it?
How do you make it drink?
Should I wake it up?
It looks like it's going to drink.
Baby.
It can't sit down.
It drank milk.
Baby, I'm going to take this off of you.
Are you okay?
It's pretty heavy.
What's wrong, baby?
Drink milk, baby.
It's drinking milk, right?
Drink it, baby.
It's white.
Baby, drink it.
It's white.
Did it drink it?
Drink milk, baby.
It woke up because of the hair dryer.
That's all.
What's up?
I'm...
Yes, yes, Ko-chan.
Yes.
How's it going?
Uh...
What's up with you?
No, seriously...
We don't have any.
Good...
What's happened?
I'm dizzy...
What's up with you?
Your chain is crazy.
It's okay, it's okay, Pou-chan.
It's okay, it's okay.
Let's change Pou-chan's diaper.
Well, it can't be helped.
He's a baby.
Diaper?
Is diaper better?
There's nothing wrong with it.
Wipe my butt clean.
Seriously?
Wipe it clean.
Hold it.
This is the first time for me.
Are you serious?
This is amazing.
Are you okay, baby?
Don't do that, baby.
Are you serious?
What's wrong?
What's wrong with you?
Don't do that, baby.
Are you serious?
Don't do that, baby.
What's wrong with you?
Are you okay, baby?
Are you serious?
Are you okay, baby?
What's wrong?
Are you okay, baby?
Are you serious?
This is amazing.
I can't complain.
This is shocking.
Oh, it's hard.
Oh, it's hard to hold.
In an unexpected harshness, two hours passed from the beginning.
You made a wish.
Your wish hasn't been granted yet.
(Baby crying)
Let's go for a walk with dad using this map.
A walk?
As you can see, it's a walk course.
It's dad's first walk in a busy city of Aoyama.
Okay, dad.
Let's go for a walk, kid.
Okay, okay.
Can you do it?
(Baby crying)
You have a good back.
(Baby crying)
You're noisy.
(Baby crying)
Why are you noisy?
(Baby crying)
In a horse carriage, it's finally time for dad's first walk.
Okay.
What are you going to do?
(Baby crying)
He knows it's dangerous.
(Baby crying)
Okay.
You're scary.
(Baby crying)
I'm sorry, kid.
(Baby crying)
What is it?
(Baby crying)
What is it?
(Baby crying)
It's cloudy, kid.
(Baby crying)
What is it?
(Baby crying)
Soon, they pass through the completed residential area and enter an area with many people and traffic along with their dad.
Wow!
No, no, no, no, no, no!
It's hard!
You talked! You talked!
No, no, I want you to stop!
I'm talking!
I want to talk!
You're going to talk, aren't you?!
I don't like this!
I can't open my eyes!
Hey, hey, hey!
You can't do that!
You're a criminal!
You're a criminal! You're exposing me!
No, no, 246 isn't allowed!
246 isn't allowed!
It's a famous saying!
Famous saying!
246 isn't allowed!
I'm embarrassed!
Even though it looks like it's going to rain, they arrive at Aoyama-no-odori, which is even more crowded with people.
In order to hurry up...
It's crying! It's crying!
This is bad! This is bad! This is bad!
Hello?
Please go to a nearby supermarket and buy a tissue paper.
Yes, I understand.
Dad, we don't have tissues at home...
I'm going to go buy some tissues, so wait for me, okay?
Wow!
He's quite a coach player.
Transfer me!
What are you saying?
I'm scared!
Please forgive me!
He's hiding his face.
I'm scared!
Everyone's looking at me!
Transfer me!
Hurry up and transfer me!
And as the rain starts to fall, dad's anxiety is building up.
It's raining a lot.
Wow, that's amazing!
It's cold water! It's raining!
It's raining! It's raining! It's raining!
I only have a translator.
It's too much for me!
Transfer me! Transfer me!
Your knees are long! Your knees are long!
Transfer me! Transfer me!
Dad, who wants to stay away from people, asks passersby for help.
Thank you!
I'm sure you don't like it, do you?
No, I don't like it!
I'm sorry!
I don't know if it's because you can't drive a car.
I'm sorry!
He's kind.
Thank you very much!
He was saved by a kind-hearted person and managed to get to a place with few people.
Let's go home.
Dad! Dad! Dad!
Let me stay away from you for a while, Dad!
I'm sorry!
You scared me!
There were 20 people there!
What?
There were 20 people there!
Alone!
It's long!
I'm sorry, Bojer!
Tissues aren't sold well.
Can you ask me once?
It's over.
If you stop me, it's over.
I want to go to the bathroom.
It's dangerous to ride a bike.
I've said it before.
I'm angry.
Is it okay to ride here?
It's okay.
Heipo, who expressed his dissatisfaction, ignores that he is a baby and starts walking by himself.
Can he continue his childcare life?
It's okay to ride here, isn't it?
It's okay.
Heipo, who expressed his dissatisfaction, ignores that he is a baby and starts walking by himself.
It's a little dark here.
Tell me! Don't keep it all a secret!
You can clearly see what I'm saying!
Let me carry you from here.
My stomach hurts!
You know it's dangerous for me to go to the bathroom, right?
His dissatisfaction for not going to the bathroom explodes.
He starts getting angry at Fujiwara.
What's wrong with Fujiwara?
You're a baby, aren't you?
You can't tell him!
You can't do that on air!
You've never seen it on air, have you?
You're an adult.
You're an adult in everything.
I've been telling you to stop and talk to me.
I'm going to go to the bathroom.
I'm not playing with you.
Nobunaga, come on!
Someone should come!
Why isn't anyone coming?
He doesn't like to carry him.
He even complains about the staff's response.
I'm going to go to the bathroom.
I'm going.
If you don't answer me, I'll be surprised.
Here, the young director goes to the police to convey the intention of the project again.
I want you to pee.
Please forgive me.
I'm not a little kid now.
I was a big kid at that time.
So I want to go.
If you don't let me go now, I'll go again.
Are you stupid?
Is your game okay?
Even if you pee or poop, you can change it.
It's okay to pee.
Poop is okay.
I don't like that.
Why do you say that?
I think you can have your own opinion.
I think it's a lie that I'm peeing.
Do you want to take it?
That's amazing.
I want you to pee first.
I want to go to the bathroom.
I want you to pee first.
I don't like that.
Please say it.
If you say you're going to pee in 20 to 30 minutes, why do you say yes?
I'm sure you'll both go out.
I can't do it because I'm short.
Why are you talking like this?
Are you kidding me?
I'm sorry.
I can't tell you this.
I'm sorry.
What is this?
I'm sorry.
What is it?
I'm sorry.
You're going to the bathroom, right?
It hurts.
You've been sweating all this time.
For toilet break, recording will be temporarily interrupted.
And Heipo goes to the toilet to smoke a cigarette.
Why can't I do it in 5 minutes and 10 minutes?
I have to do it seriously for more than 10 hours.
I was surprised for a moment.
I want to take a scene where I have a poop or pee.
Isn't it amazing?
I think it's pretty strange.
Heipo continues to complain unilaterally to female staff.
I was surprised for a moment.
Heipo speaks at once, releasing the stress of not being able to speak so far.
To be honest, this is a strange way of talking, but it's a strange taste.
It's a Tokyo accent.
It doesn't matter.
Everyone is a country boy.
I'm desperate.
Did you want to quit this industry at any time?
That's right.
Even if you go to another job, you're still young.
I'm getting tired of it now, but I was young.
I was a secondary school student and became an amateur player.
It's a Tokyo accent, and there are a lot of people like that.
It's a Japanese accent.
It doesn't matter at all.
What is it?
Let's go back.
Heipo is amazing.
I can't tell you more than I know.
NEXT WEEK... HEIPO'S CHILDHOOD LIFE SUMMARY
HEIPO'S UNEXPECTED ACTIONS ONE AFTER ANOTHER
It's a series of shocking images.
HEIPO'S FEAR ATTACKS
KOFU! I don't want to play with you anymore!
HEIPO'S CHILDHOOD LIFE SUMMARY
I don't want to play with you anymore!