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Let's watch "Yoshinobu vs Onuma" for the first time in "Gaki no Tsukai Yaara" series.
I refuse to do it.
It's only one hour today.
It's a long time.
Are you going to give up?
I'm not going to give up.
I'm going to fight "doro" and "doro" in this show and win "doro" and "doro" in this show.
It's a TV show.
I have an anti-theory against the world.
Don't decide the outcome of everything.
Sometimes it doesn't work out.
Why don't we watch "doro" match until the end?
Let's watch "doro" match.
Yes, it's "doro".
You want "doro", don't you?
"doro" is "doro".
You two have different "dekos".
You have black "dekos".
You don't have "iPad".
Why do you have "dekos"?
We have many things in common.
Your birthday is close.
It's three days apart.
You are the same age.
We are the same age.
My job is "doro" producer.
"doro" producer.
You have a wife and a child.
You have a similar family background.
Who do you like best? Celebrities you like, country girls you like, Ko Onima-san, what do you like about him?
Um...
He's hot.
You know him! You should know him!
Okay, Masumoto-san, can you tell us the rules?
There are about ten matches in total.
If you have something you want to watch, you can watch it in order.
But if you don't want to watch even two of them, you can end the show.
If you think it's dirty, you can push this button.
Dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty.
Push the dirty button.
If you think it's dirty, you can end the show.
So you don't want to watch it?
I really don't know.
But it says "number one", so I'll watch it.
Let's watch it.
The first match is...
"Hamasaki Ayumi vs. "Narikiri"
Isn't it too hard?
It's "Narikiri" after all.
I can't even look down.
It's already in.
Really?
It's already in.
Shall we begin?
Please!
I'm Ayu!
Everyone!
How are you?
Arina!
I'm Ayu!
Thank you!
Thank you for the other day.
Thanks to you, we were able to end the show.
Arina, can you hear me?
I'm so happy today!
Thank you!
Twice!
He pulled her.
He's repeating it again and again.
There's no next turn.
That's right.
He's so happy!
But from now...
Thank you!
I'm back to Budokan!
She's leading a little.
She's leading them with her words.
She has.
She has many cards.
Let's do it together!
How are you, everyone?
Good morning!
To confirm their health or not...
How are you?
Thank you very much!
Then we will sing the song of the ending.
Oh, it's a new song.
It's totally different!
Totally different!
How are you?
Second floor!
Arena!
How are you?
It's the last song.
This song is the last one.
Thank you very much!
Thank you very much for today!
Ayu is moved!
Thank you very much!
Ayu is moved!
Stop it.
No, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
That was a draw as it is.
Sorry.
Why? You got a draw right away.
It was a draw as it is.
Was it?
I mean, it was difficult as a draw match.
I have a lot of comments like this.
That's right.
I repeat the same thing.
I've heard "Arena" and "Genki" many times.
I've heard it many times.
I've heard the same song and tried to do the same thing.
I don't know if you can see it on TV.
When the match began, a fly came out of nowhere.
A fly came out of nowhere.
A fly went somewhere.
That's wonderful.
Where did the fly go?
Let's move on to the next question.
What should we do, Mr. Mazuo?
What should we do?
Hide-and-seek.
I see.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Let's do it.
Hide-and-seek!
Kendo was doing it.
I see.
That's right.
Are you ready?
Let's do it.
Start!
This will definitely be a draw.
That's right.
It's a draw all of a sudden.
It's a draw at this stage.
No contact yet.
There's contact, but there's no movement.
They both feel it.
Doro, doro.
What are you doing?
Oh, I got up!
Doro.
Why is he doing like this?
He's dodging a little bit.
Hold it with both hands!
That's it! That's it!
I don't think you should do it like that.
That's it! That's it!
What's wrong with you?
That's it!
That's it! That's it!
This is...
I don't think it was a peak a while ago.
I feel like it's over.
That's good! That's good!
That's good!
I don't know.
That's good!
That's really good!
That's it!
That's good!
That's a hit!
Doro, doro.
What's this?
I don't know what a 40-year-old is doing.
You two...
Do you use your physical strength?
I'm tired.
Good night.
Can I have some water?
No.
Let's move on to the next match.
What are you going to do?
You've never seen a match between pants and quick release, have you?
The next match is...
Pants and quick release match!
The rules are simple.
You wrap the weight of the pants over your head with a stick and remove the pants without using your hands.
I've set it up. This is also important.
This is important.
This is also important.
It's been a while since it ended like this, but it's still a big deal.
No one laughs.
Not even me.
Are you ready?
Let's go!
Start!
How do you do it?
Yes, like this.
I see.
Yes, yes, yes.
I failed.
I think it was too early.
It's annoying.
I see. When it's wrapped...
Yes, you pull it.
You pull it.
You can do it.
I see.
I wrapped it myself.
Dara.
You wrap it yourself.
I see.
Dara.
Stop it.
Dara.
It's like a drama.
Dara.
It's like a drama.
What do we do now?
It's not funny at all.
It's a drama.
Look at Nakamura's...
Dara.
It's like a chair.
You're doing your best for the music.
But...
Nakamura is doing a drama.
This is bad.
Nakamura is doing a drama.
Dara.
I'm doing my best by myself.
Dara.
I'm doing it by myself.
Dara.
I'll clean it up.
Dara.
The chair might be better.
Look.
You can't pull it out unless you go in front of it.
What is this?
You can't pull it out unless you get caught.
It's okay.
This is not the winner or loser.
You can't pull it out unless you get caught.
This is a fight of mud.
You can't pull it out unless you get caught.
Mud, mud, mud, mud, mud, mud, mud, mud, mud.
You can do it, Ozuma!
You can do it!
He is back.
Good luck, Omura.
Let's take this laziness, though.
After it's over, Nakamura's "waiting" feeling comes alive.
What are you waiting for?
Let's go, Omura.
Nobody laughs with that kind of chair anymore.
Yes, Nakamura.
Why are you waiting for that?
You can't do anything now.
He can't do anything now.
It's time for him to do something.
I'm sure it's because of these two.
That's right.
Nakamura, wait a minute.
He's completely stable now.
You can do it!
Completely...
Completely.
It's funny.
Deep time is a waste of time.
Is it?
It is.
It's the top, 193.
It's the highest so far.
But it's the highest.
It's 54.
I don't know which one is the first one.
Masuo san, next match.
Tsukitei san, are you ready?
Yes.
Kansai dialect tongue twister.
Because we are in Tokyo, we don't usually speak Kansai dialect.
I see.
Are you ready?
Kansai dialect tongue twister battle!
Which match will it be?
You must be familiar with it.
Yes.
We all speak Kansai dialect.
Yes.
Let's begin.
Yes.
Start!
Get out of my way!
Are you stupid?
Get out of my way!
Take it off!
Where did you buy this shirt?
You're so noisy.
It's disgusting.
You little...
Shut up!
What's that in your pocket?
It's disgusting.
Don't do it.
You're so noisy.
You're always talking big.
What are you talking about?
You're talking about me.
It's nothing.
You're talking about me.
You're so noisy.
Stop it!
What are you talking about?
Your glasses are so weird.
You're copying me.
Are you admiring me?
You're not like me at all.
Not at all!
I admire you a lot.
I don't usually admire people like you.
You're such a bummer.
He truly is a clerical document.
This is nothing compared to before.
- This won't happen. - You're awful!
- This is nothing compared to before. - You're really awful!
You are really awful!
Seriously!
Why do you say that?
What are you talking about?
Stop it!
You're terrible.
What are you looking at?
Oh?
What?
OK.
Bokeh.
Bego. Bokeh.
What...
Where can you find it?
Agande.
This is a bit of a draw.
What?
What do you mean "what"?
What is it?
It's dirty.
It's a dirty match.
There weren't many dirty matches.
I'm sorry.
It was so dirty that I didn't want to watch it.
Was it too dirty?
I was drunk by dirt.
When I watched a real dirty match,
it was like this.
You don't have to watch it all.
I see.
Is that so?
Of course.
I don't think there will be many dirty matches.
I'm hungry.
Do you want me to end it here?
No.
Don't you watch dirty matches?
You look like a rich man.
Don't you watch dirty matches?
It's okay, but do you watch it?
A dirty match against a laundry woman!
This is really...
How about this one?
The nipples...
The size of the nipples is a loss, isn't it?
This is a serious one.
It's not loosened.
A serious one.
It's a tough one.
First of all, you can't let go of your hand.
It's too much.
You can't let go of your hand.
It's too much.
What are you doing?
You can't let go of your hand.
What's going on?
If you let go of your hand, you'll get points.
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
He let go of his hand.
This is a serious one, isn't it?
You should let go of your hand as soon as possible.
You found a good position, didn't you?
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
No!
I'm sorry!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
What are you doing?
Let go of my hand!
You're right.
Anyway, you should let go of your hand as soon as possible.
It's a serious one!
Let's go with the next one.
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Suddenly, you start with the nipples.
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
It's a hell even if you change it.
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
You stopped dancing.
Doro, doro, doro, doro, doro!
You didn't dance at all.
This kind of dirty dance is really dirty.
What's this?
It was a dirty dance with a little wrinkle.
It was a waste of money.
Masumoto-san, is it okay to say it's the last one?
Is this the last one?
I think it's advantageous for Nagamura.
Let's go.
Hot slug competition.
What are you eating with your bare hands?
It looks like paella.
It's amazing again.
What is it?
It's like a hot and sour otonomiyaki.
No matter what competition it is, I want to guard it because it's my own clothes.
It doesn't suit you at all.
Do it properly.
Why do you say that?
Both of them.
I'm hungry.
Please prepare it.
Please pour the sauce.
It's hot and sour.
It's like a hot and sour slug.
It's like a slug.
It's boiling.
Wow, it's fast.
It's fast.
My glasses are...
Nakamura's...
Where do you keep it?
It's like a slug.
Nakamura's...
slug is amazing.
It's coming.
It's like a slug.
It's amazing.
What is it?
It's amazing.
It's coming.
Nakamura's...
slug...
It's not a slug.
It's coming.
Nakamura is amazing.
It's amazing.
It's coming.
Are you hungry?
It's amazing.
It's like a slug.
It's coming.
Nakamura's...
slug...
What?
Wow!
I think it's the best in the world!
This is amazing!
This is the best in the world!
The smell you smell in the studio is the smell of Nakamura.
The smell of Nakamura.
It's a little burnt.