AISubs v3.5
First of all, what does it mean?
It's been a year since Murakami broke silence.
We have no choice but to go.
I've been waiting for you.
Hurry up and clean up.
That's right.
I have something not so important.
Hurry up and clean up.
It's not important.
It's not that important, but it's more important than this.
You can go first.
Of course, you can go first.
That's right.
It's complicated.
Hurry up and go.
The weather forecast said sunny today.
That's right.
It's like this here.
Murakami is great.
What do you think of the sign you wrote today?
This time it's this sky.
Does it mean that?
God?
But this sky...
It's like a big Buddha.
That's right.
It's like a big Buddha.
But we're students, so we can't do this.
Are you kidding me?
I'm scared.
There's a cloud.
Cloud?
I'm sorry!
Your voice is loud.
I've been waiting for you.
I wasn't waiting for you.
You're wearing a mask.
What's wrong?
To tell you the truth...
I have a nosebleed.
I have a cold.
What's wrong with you?
I have a cold!
If you become a god and die, I'll hire more people like you.
What's wrong with you?
Your voice is so calm.
I've been quiet for a year for you.
Don't say anything.
What's wrong with you?
I don't know.
Today is the last day.
You will become a god.
Well, it's not the last day.
It's not the last day.
It's the last day.
I won't give up.
It's not the last day.
Let's go, god.
It's decided.
I don't know.
Are you kidding me?
You are late.
The god classroom.
First of all, it's a training to become a god of the bathroom.
The bathroom.
Yes, the bathroom.
You will become a god of the bathroom.
So, do your best.
Matsumoto.
How are you doing?
What?
How is your house?
My house?
Yes.
Do you clean it?
To be honest, I don't clean the bathroom.
When I feel like it, I clean it.
Do you really clean it?
I almost do it.
Do you still do it?
I don't do it much.
Shut up!
I don't do it much either
You don't do it?
How much do you practice?
What?
What's wrong with you?
How much do you practice?
What are you talking about?
Anyway
I'm nervous
This time
You have to clean up the toilet
Yes
Who can clean up the toilet?
A fierce battle
Ready
Start
Yes
What's this?
It's dirty
Hurry up
It's dirty
We don't have much time
Yes yes yes
Hurry up!
I'm telling you to hurry up!
Hurry up!
I'm telling you it's impossible
Impossible?
Hurry up!
We don't have much time
Matsumoto, you're in a bad mood today
That's right
Good morning
You three are the judges
I think you should answer this question properly
I'll ask you from the end
Hamada or Matsumoto, which one?
To be honest, Matsumoto's is better
Matsumoto gets one vote
Tanaka
Matsumoto
It's decided
I don't know because he has three votes
What?
No way
You're lying
I have three votes
You don't know?
So, Hosei, which one is it?
Well
I have three votes
Which one is it?
It's Hamada
Hamada
So, it's Hamada
I'll see
I'll be the final judge
How many votes do you have?
I have two votes
Why don't you know?
Do you have many goals?
I have four votes
Let me have it
Can you let me have it?
I see you don't know yet
How many votes do you have now?
Three to two
Hama-chan, thank you
What's up with you?
You didn't use this, did you?
No, I didn't
It has four points
I want you to say it
It's pretty fast
I didn't use it at all
Let's go this way
You didn't do it at all
Not at all
Do you want me to show you two?
Right?
Socks
God welcomes you
Hey, Yamazaki
Fight me
Take off your shoes
You don't listen
Are you ready?
Let's see which one is cleaner in 30 seconds
Are you ready?
Start
He's doing his best
He's careful
He's doing his best
God is kind of nice
Five, four, three, two, one
Time up
Look at this
Which one?
I'm Kousei
Tanaka?
I'm God
God
I have this much left
Are you God?
I'm God
Can I be honest?
I think you're better than me
Thank you
I lost right away
You're second
You're third
I didn't ask you
I happened to give it to you
Oh
I didn't know
So it's a draw
Yes, director
Let's go
Are you going to wear this, Tanaka?
Wear it
It's a little wet
Wear it
It's weird for you to walk around in those shoes
Kami-san's is better
I was wearing it
Wear it
Give it to me
I'll give it to you
It's uncomfortable
Is it like this?
Kami-sama, you have to know how much money you're getting right away
I don't want you to see it
I want you to hear it and feel what it's like
There's a money box here
Yes
When you come to this money box, people will throw you money
Yes
When you come in, just look behind you and guess how much you've put in
Guess how much you've put in
That's difficult
It's God who does difficult things
It's God's work
When Emperor Shotoku made the 17-chome constitution in 604,
The first constitution he made was "wa"
Do you know what "wa" is?
"Yaodake" "wa"
"wa" means to cherish "wa"
It's not funny at all
Isn't it funny?
I'm surprised
"wa" means to cherish
What are you doing?
"wa" means to cherish
You are good at it
"wa" means to cherish
Are you surprised?
It's not funny at all
I don't know who's gonna come
I'm gonna look them in the eye
"wa" means to cherish
I'm gonna look them in the eye
You can feel how much you put in when you hear "wa"
And
The winner is
Chicken!
I'm gonna give you a present
Are you ready?
I'll give you a chicken
You can do it
"wa" means to cherish
Listen to me
"wa" means to cherish
Look back
Are you ready?
Let's see your answers
I chose dollars
You chose dollars
How about 5 yen?
20 sheets
10 yen is about 30 sheets
Yamazaki, 1260 yen
I got it
How much is it?
It's hard to count
Yamazaki, count it
OK
10 yen
100 yen
I'm so excited
Wait a minute
It's about 1200 yen
1200 yen?
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8
1280 yen
Wow
I didn't know
Really?
Are we friends?
You're kidding, right?
Hide it
Wait
Hide it
You'll get in trouble
Let's go next
We don't have much time
Next is
Training to carry important offerings for God
We're going to have two people in one group
We're going to have a race
We made this course without dropping these offerings
You said "kokekoko"
It's weird for a rooster to say "wan"
You said "kokekoko"
I'm worried
What should we do?
Wai wei kokekoko
It's scary
You guys are noisy
Are you ready?
You two in a group
With helmets on your back and front
Staff, take it away
I'm worried
Can you take it away from me?
It doesn't look good
It's a little rough
I'm rough too
Wai wei kokekoko
Shut up
Wai wei kokekoko
They don't drop their presents and decide how fast they can bring it
Don't waste God's presents
You can't hold it
You can't put your hand like this
It's hard
Ready, start
Wai wei kokekoko
Is it okay?
Wai wei kokekoko
It's too slow
Wai wei kokekoko
More
Wai wei kokekoko
It's okay to drop it?
Wai wei kokekoko
Let's roll
It's okay to drop it?
Wai wei kokekoko
Wait a minute
It's okay to drop it?
Take it off
I'll take a look
Put it there
So
The winner is
Matsumoto
I did it
I'm so happy
It's not 3, it's a score
Look at it
5 points, 5 points, 10 points, 20 points
5 points, 70 points
Matsumoto
70 points
Matsumoto
I did it
Wow
I couldn't see it in the ring
I thought I lost
I took it out and it was a potato
70 points
It's not even even
Pick it up
What are you doing?
Pick it up
It's unstable
I was in a good mood and
I got a penalty
God's gift
It's unstable
It was falling
See?
Eat it
You'll get a penalty
Eat it
I can't eat it
How can you say that?
How?
Eat it later
Did you go out with her?
It's the same as lunch!
You can't understand how she feels
She's doing her best for her kids
Let's go next
To do the next training, they move to the designated place
Shopping street?
You guys are so fast
You went too fast
Did you bring it from Kinton?
You're so fast
I was surprised
Where are you going?
I'm the laughing god
Is there a laughing god?
It depends on whether you have a laughing god or not
Training to be a laughing god
Do you want to be a laughing god?
I do
Look, there are a lot of grenades
You're not laughing, are you?
You're not going to say anything?
I'm not stupid
You said you have a laughing god
I see
Can I do it now?
I want you to show me the power of words.
The power of words?
I see.
I can't do it.
That's why I'm telling you to do it.
I see.
Hello.
It's cold in the Philippines.
Don't say that.
It's a good city with grass.
I see.
It's a good city.
It's funny.
I'm funny.
I see.
I'm sorry.
You can't do it.
He is a coward.
Let's go home.
What?
Let's go home.
At last, they practice to control wind freely as windmills.
The final training.
This is the last one.
At last, most of people say 80% that they want to be a windmill.
Windmill minister's windmill.
Everyone wants to be one of them.
That's why we prepared this today.
To have you become a windmill.
I see.
It's been a while since I saw a jet plane.
Windmills must be able to do anything freely in the wind.
First, Tanaka will try to change his suit as soon as possible.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Change in one minute.
Yes.
Ready, start!
Change as it is!
Faster!
Faster than wind!
Come on!
What are you doing?
Faster!
Change as it is!
Windmill minister!
Tanaka!
You!
Are you stupid?
This is impossible!
You're a genius!
What the hell is that?
You're treating me like I was born again!
You're Ginso, aren't you?
You can't be Fuji!
You're not even a salaryman!
You can't be Fuji if you're not even a salaryman!
I don't need any excuses!
You're a drunkard!
Hamada will try fast-feeding a hanged squid.
Don't use your hands!
Ready...
Start!
Your attitude towards the wind
It wasn't successful
It's difficult
But we did it easily
Really?
We weren't crazy
We were crazy and serious
Two things
The rain in the wind
And everything in it
After this, Shouji will come up with a crazy plan
In the wind and rain, Shouji will try to catch a rhino
Here, Shouji will come up with a plan for the five of them
There was a disaster in Sanwaider where people gathered
Shouji has been tricked many times in the past
Really?
But this time, Shouji will prank the staff
How will the five of them react?
Ready, start!
The wind first!
- Here you go. - Thank you very much.
- Thank you, God. - Thank you.
Hey!
Hey! Don't you talk to me about the meeting?
Didn't you say you were going to do it?
Didn't you?
Didn't you say you were going to do it?
What the hell are you doing?
You had two meetings at the construction site, didn't you?
I told you to boil it!
You didn't even eat my shortcake and you had two meetings while putting up with it.
- This is you... - We're fine, aren't we?
- But we're a little out of place here. - What do you think?
- We have no choice but to change. - We're out of place.
- Yeah.
- It wasn't like we agreed to meet. - That's right.
- It's over. - Hey!
- It's over, isn't it?
- There's more to it, isn't there? - Is this how God gets angry?
- If you're in a bad mood... - I can't do this!
I can't do something like this!
I... I... I'm not good at pranks! I told you!
I...
Thank you for your hard work!
I'm laughing... I'm trying not to laugh.
I told you I couldn't do it.
Is it water?
No, it's a prank.
What? Is it a prank?
What? What? What?
I didn't feel like it was a prank at all.
What?
Are you serious?
The person who was seriously angry was Koji Kono.
I won't say it.
Even the director said it at the end.
He said, "There's tea leaves."
That's enough!
I thought, "Oh, this is tea leaves."
I thought, "This is it!"
Let's go home.