AISubs v3.5
"Gaki no tsukai" "Usual dressing room"
It's like an indoor theater or an L.S.F.S.
What's wrong with you?
I want to go down but I'm going up.
What are you talking about?
Don't force yourself to apologize.
What's wrong with you?
Good morning.
Here it is.
Good morning.
I thought so.
Why are you wearing it?
Tanaka san told me to wear it.
You should leave it like that.
It's too much.
I don't know why but I could see that you were confused.
Then it's fine.
You should leave it like that.
He said you should leave it like that.
Hey!
Where are you going?
I'm sorry.
Get out of my way!
Anger towards society changed a serious person.
People worshiped a man who had madness.
I'm sorry.
That madness woke up again.
Otansu!
Otara!
Otansu!
Your teeth are dirty.
Good morning.
I'm sorry.
Your teeth are dirty and you have a loud voice.
What is it?
Have you seen it before?
Yes.
I've always been curious about something.
What is it?
You know "Don't Laugh".
I've always been being kicked by people who don't know Japanese.
If you are not Japanese, I'm Japanese.
The show itself is not Japanese.
Hey! Tanaka!
I'm Japanese, Bobby!
What?!
The series "Don't Laugh" at the end of the year.
I don't like it anymore!
The unreasonable kick repeated here and there.
I don't like it anymore!
This is the reason for Tanaka's madness.
And I've been thinking about it for a long time.
I thought it would be better to do a big kick than to be killed.
It's not a big deal.
I think you know this.
I don't like the way you talk.
I don't like it.
And...
I can't hear you at all.
So...
Today...
I've been watching TV lately and I've been calling people who've been irritated in the studio.
What are you doing?
Yes.
Are you a talent?
That's right.
And...
I've been asking a lot of questions.
The moment I was irritated...
I thought I'd do a big kick.
That's not a problem.
How unreasonable a big kick is...
I think I'll let them taste it.
That's not good.
What are you thinking about?
I've asked a hundred people.
I'm calling you as a guest.
That's really bad.
It's serious.
Have you ever done it before?
There are only two or three people.
That's really bad.
I really thought I'd do it today.
No, no, no.
Tonight, Tanaka...
To celebrities who don't know anything...
A big kick of inhumaneity...
Knock it in!
Where's the sandwich?
Sandwich?
Sandwich is not good.
It's hard to watch. We can't do anything, can we?
I'm nervous. Who will come? Excuse me. Good morning.
Good morning. Good morning. Good morning.
Tanaka is weird today. Where are we?
Talk with Tanaka. Do you know where we are? No!
Where are we?
Shinoyama, Akinobu.
Tanaka goes to the celebrity world of "Celebrity Red", which has a great father and mother.
Your parents are famous. Who is your father?
My father is a photographer, Shinoyama Kikushin.
Who is your mother?
She is a singer, Minami Saori.
You were on TV this morning, weren't you? I saw you.
Yes, I was on a morning news program. I was a reporter.
You were very popular.
What did you do for club activities?
What did you do for club activities? Tell me.
I did soccer and acting.
What kind of acting did you do?
I acted in a musical in English.
Can you speak English?
I can't speak it at all.
Tell me your favorite English word.
My favorite English word?
Tell me!
My favorite English word...
I guess it's...
"love" or something like that.
Shinoyama!
Retreat!
Answer me!
I'm sorry, but...
Get out of here!
Answer me!
Answer me, Mr. Rai!
Why should we retreat?
Don't move.
Mr. Tanaka?
What is it?
Retreat?
I'm scared.
Are you serious, Mr. Tanaka?
Ouch!
Are you serious, Mr. Tanaka?
Ouch!
It hurts.
It hurts, doesn't it?
I'm sorry.
It hurts, doesn't it?
What's going on?
It hurts, doesn't it?
You didn't ask me, did you?
It hurts, doesn't it?
It's over.
It's over!
You said you watched my morning show, didn't you?
I did.
I ran from Katsura in Chiba in a hurry.
I see.
You asked me hundreds of questions in Gaki last year.
It's over.
It's over!
Are you serious?
I'm serious.
I'm sorry.
Let's stop it.
You can't be serious like this.
You can't.
It's okay.
Katsura and Thailand are not connected at all.
The next one will come soon.
Are you serious?
Yes.
Please watch it again.
It's going to be a problem.
It's not worth it.
You said "nice to meet you" just now.
I'm sorry.
It's over!
Who is it?
Let's stop it.
You can't be serious like this.
Good morning!
What should we do?
Kikuchi Ami.
He is an indispensable idol in a variety show.
Tanaka is going to bite him.
Is it here?
Here!
What is it? What is it? What is it?
What is what? What is what? What's wrong? What's wrong?
Ah! I know! A question, right?
What's your name?
Kikuchi Ami.
Kikuchi Ami. How old are you?
Twenty-two years old.
Where are you from?
Hokkaido.
You went to school there, right?
I'm in the first year of high school.
You're in the first year of high school.
What do you do for a living?
I'm an idol.
Do you have a favorite clothing brand you like to buy?
Yes.
Of course I do.
109.
109?!
Yes.
Do you like 109?!
What is this?!
Hey!
I heard you.
What is it?
I heard you're into Hamada-san.
Ah, yes!
Is it true?
Ah, that's...
Is it true?!
It's true! It's true!
On the contrary, from you...
Yes?
Tell me about Hamada-san's charm.
Hamada-san's charm is...
I think he has an image of being a little scary...
But he's not like that at all!
He's kind...
When everyone's standing in the front...
Wait, this is starting, right?!
It's starting!
Why?! Why?!
Something's different!
It's fine! Say it's fine like that!
When everyone's standing in the front...
I tell everyone, "Don't mind me, just sit down."
Tell me what you want to be like in the future!
In the entertainment industry, tell me what you want to be like in the future!
I want to be like Katsumata-san in the future...
What?! What?! What?!
Psychology!
What?! What?! What?!
Eh?! What?! What?!
You guys...
Wait! Katsuma-sama!
You're going too far!
Eh?! Wait! Why?! Why?!
Eh?! You're lying, right?!
That hurts!
It hurts!
You're lying! You're lying!
You don't need this!
Nobody needs it!
It's fine!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
It hurts! It hurts!
Try it out!
You don't have to do it
But you are reflecting on yourself
No, I'm not
I'm not reflecting on myself
You look sad
Are you going to apologize after this?
No, I'm not
Even if you don't apologize
Go home
Again, everyone is surprised
Good morning
It can't be helped
Kaba-chan
Her weird style makes even ladies go crazy
Tanaka, what do you think?
I want to do it too
Why do you look like that?
What do you want to do, Tanaka?
What do you have?
Are you kidding me?
What's your name?
Kaba-chan
What's your real name?
Kabashima Eiji
How old are you?
I'm 43 years old
43 years old?
You are older than us
43 years old?
What do you have in your left hand?
Listen to me
What's in it?
It's a ladies set
What do you usually do?
I drink tea with Midori-chan
Who is Midori-chan?
Okama's Midori-chan
Okama's Midori-chan?
That's right
Do you always play with Midori-chan?
Yes
Are you dating?
No, no, no
It's between girls, so it's not like that
It's not related
Kano-chan
Yes
Skykick!
Why?
You chose it!
Why?
You chose it!
Why? Why?
Why? Why? Why?
Be careful
What are you going to do?
It hurts a little
Kano-chan
Does it hurt?
It's like a pain killer
It hurts quite a bit
Are you ok?
It hurts
What is this?
It's over, Kano-chan
It's over
Huh?
Is Kano-chan still around?
Kano-chan is still around
He is still around
Why am I getting closer to you?
But it's been a while
It's like January passed by
Do you want me to do it again?
You can enter the dressing room
It's burning, Tanaka-kun
No, it's still burning
Are you ok?
Are you serious?
Are you ok?
Hello!
It's Jinbo
Hello!
I don't know him
Jinbo, come over here
Jinbo is my senior
Jinbo, hello!
Jinbo Satoshi
How will Tanaka, who has never met an actor before, react to an actor who doesn't know anything about human nature?
Stop right there!
Tanaka, who has never met an actor before, react to an actor who doesn't know anything about human nature?
Do you have a club you like?
A club you like?
Oh, you mean a club you're good at.
Do you have one?
I've never done it before.
I like Sandwich.
You like Sandwich?!
It's not Sandwich, it's Sandwich.
It's Sandwich, right?
It's not Sandwich.
What are you laughing at?
Why are you laughing?
What are you laughing at?
Because you say funny things.
Then tell me your favorite golf term!
Golf?
I've never heard of it.
Tell me your favorite golf term!
Birdie!
Tell me why you like birdie.
I like birdie.
Isn't there a better one?!
Eagle.
Then why not eagle?!
Eagle is hard to catch.
What?!
What is that?!
Give it back!
I'm sorry.
What is that?!
You don't know, do you?
It's a butt.
I'm sorry.
It's a butt.
Ouch!
- It hurts, doesn't it? - I'm sorry, Mr. Renri.
- I'm really sorry. - It hurts, doesn't it?
- But, you know... - It hurts, doesn't it?
- Something came out of my mouth. - I know.
- I know.
- I don't think you'll feel bad for a moment. - I see.
- I don't think you'll have any problems.
- Why did you kick me? - I'm sorry.
- You're usually a little irritated. - But it's our first meeting, isn't it?
- You're irritated, aren't you? - Yes, I am.
- Are you okay?! - Yes, yes.
- Mr. Jingo, I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.
- Thank you for your hard work. - I'm sorry.
- Thank you for your hard work. - I don't have any questions about you.
- You don't have any? - Sorry.
- Thank you for your hard work. - I'm sorry.
- Mr. Haruto... - What?!
- What are you doing?! - I'm sorry.
- Thank you for your hard work. - It really hurt, doesn't it?
- Tanaka, I know you're mad, but still... - You did bad things, didn't you?
- Mr. Jingo, I'm really sorry about this. - What?
- I feel like it's bad manners when you ... - Can I say something?
- Can I ? - Can you say something for me?
Tanaka's big senior, how will you attack him?
Meot manzai artist, Katsumi Sayuri.
Of course, they are both Tanaka's big seniors, but how will you attack them?
The atmosphere is really strong.
He's not the usual Tanaka.
He always greets me well.
Oh, really?
What's your name?
Tanaka's big senior, how will you attack them?
I'm Katsumi!
I'm Sayuri! Boyoyo!
Pull his nose and say 'boyoyo'.
Don't do it again!
I always do it.
You guys are doing it again.
You're making mistakes, too.
B-b-b-boyoyo's sweets garden!
It's in Dotonbori, right?
What's your recommended menu?
Recommended?
The first one.
Sweets!
Shiny... Skykick!
What's going on?
It's not Kazumi.
It's Sanyu!
But you know what happened earlier.
Yes, yes, yes.
It's Sanyu! Kazumi!
Please be patient.
You...
Kazumi, you should feel the same way.
Look at me.
It hurts!
I'm sorry.
Go away!
It's over.
Go away!
You always do it right.
No, you're right.
Yes, you are.
A beautiful girl from Osaka said 'fine' and I asked her phone number.
I see.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry!
Let's stop.
It's fine.
He said 'fine' and repeated it many times.
Do you think you can do it with one leg?
You can come in now.
Come in!
Please.
What is this?
I envy you.
Hello.
Hello, hello.
What is this?
It's my first time, too.
Yes, it's my second time.
I'm sorry, but it's totally different from what I heard.
Yes, it is.
Could you come here for a second?
You're not like this, are you?
No, we're not.
Oiz!
You're more like us, aren't you?
HYADINE
How will TANAKA work for a hit maker who offers songs to many artists?
I don't know.
What's your name?
I'm HYADAIN.
How old are you?
I'm 32 years old.
HYADAIN?
HYADAIN.
What's that?
It's a name.
What's that? Tell me! What's that?
Why HYADAIN?
That's...
I can't say it.
Why?!
I can't say it.
If you know, tell me!
Why HYADAIN? Tell me!
I can say it, but...
Yes, you can say it, but tell me.
It's not funny at all, even if you say it.
Anyway, I can't say it!
Then I'll say it, so tell me in a funny way.
I don't know.
What is it?
I'm sorry.
What is it?
I'm sorry.
What is it?
I don't know.
It's really HYADAIN.
That's fine.
HYADAIN may not be a human body.
Buncho?
Which one?
Don't.
Which one?
If you look closely, there are a lot of freckles.
Are you a comedian?
No, no, no.
Stop it!
Why did you decide it in that room?
It's fine.
Is it important to decide it there?
Stop it.
Why are you so particular about it?
Your teeth are really dirty.
HYADAIN.
High kick.
I'm sorry.
What is it?
You got kicked out of Yabukara.
You have dirty teeth.
I'm sorry.
I think you're reflecting on yourself.
You're reflecting on yourself, aren't you?
I'm not.
Are you saying it?
You're reflecting on yourself, aren't you?
What?
What are you going to do if I say no?
Has there ever been such an inhumane thigh kick before?
Hey, you slipped.
Screams and applause echo.
And Tanaka's anger finally shows up.
Anyway, thigh kick!
Call him and thigh kick him!
It's refreshing!
Do it, thigh kick!
He's excited.
I don't need it.
You don't need it, do you?
You can enter the locker room.
Alright!
Wow!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Tanaka's anger finally shows up.
And finally, he meets this man.
I've been wanting to meet you.
What's your name?
My passport is Hakamda Lumpat.
My nickname is "thigh kicker".
Which one is it?
Where are you from?
Sushi?
Do you eat fish?
Sushi, right?
You don't know, do you?
Do you know about marriage?
I know.
Why did you change your mind?
Well...
To play?
It's not a game.
It's serious.
It's not a game.
Where do you like to go with your wife?
Did you go out with her for fun?
JAMA...
KAWA...
TERA...
SAKURA...
JAMA... MUKAI...
Write it down!
NANAKA...
TAISHIKU...
ist strange.
Wait!
What are you doing?
You made a mistake.
Come on, come on!
Idiot...
The real taste
Ouch
This is the fate of many people
Yes
Ouch
Is it real?
It's not real at all
Is it real?
Thank you very much
Ouch!