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Ladies and gentlemen...
What a proper way to start!
It's awful!
For example, I had a happy event.
Tell me about it.
Pirorikin was dead.
That's good! Pirorikin!
Are you doing it?
No, I'm not doing it.
You avoided killing Pirorikin, didn't you?
Yes, I did. I've been taking medicine for a week.
Pirorikin was really hurt, wasn't he?
Don't say that!
You don't have a good hearing.
But there are people like that in our generation.
People in their 40s.
What do you say when you break something?
Like Miyasako...
How are you?
I'm fine.
Really?
Do you know what "dog" is?
"Dog"?
Human dog.
"Human dog"?
Human dog.
You know what I'm talking about, don't you?
No, I don't.
I'm not exaggerating.
If you pee, you know what it is.
If you do something, you know what it is.
If you breathe, you know what it is.
Even though you say so much, you don't know about the existence of Pirorikin.
You're primitive.
You're not modern people.
You know what it is, don't you?
I didn't know about it.
Why did you look it up?
Dog.
Wait a minute.
You know what it is, don't you?
You looked it up two years ago.
You're primitive.
It's very rare that it doesn't exist.
To be honest, about 60% of people say that Pirorikin exists or not.
It's about 60%.
Can I look it up?
Yes, of course.
It's strange that only three people have looked it up in this age.
Besides, it's amazing that neither of them had Pirorikin.
Besides, their main personalities were crazy.
Are you asking me if they were crazy?
No, no.
Pirorikin was crazy.
It's not like that.
It's rare.
It's rare for Pirorikin to exist.
No, no.
If you say it like that, you'll lose your license.
I didn't know about it.
Did Pirorikin die?
I even did a second-hand saving.
I don't know if Pirorikin died from a second-hand saving.
You keep drinking it for a week, right?
That's right.
It's been a while since I saw you, but you look like Ryogo Shinohara's husband.
Mr. Ichikawa.
I've never been told that.
Mr. Ichikawa.
Mr. Ichimura.
Can I talk about Pirorikin before?
If you say that...
More than 50% of Japanese people say they should do it.
That's right.
Why do you say it like that?
You really hate it, don't you?
You've always been told "Pirorikin, Pirorikin".
Why do you say it like that?
I'm only at this site.
"Pirorikin, Pirorikin".
No, no, no.
No, no, no. You should definitely exterminate them.
It's not good for you to do it on your own.
Yes, that's right.
It's easy to get sick.
When I was young, I drank dirty water.
She drinks a lot of dirty water.
No, that's just her drinking habit.
No, I don't do that.
She definitely does.
Regionally, she definitely does.
You too!
That's why I said it!
"Was Mr. Matsumoto there?" "Of course!"
And I defeated him in the first round!
"Oh, I see." "But you should definitely do it."
I've been saying it for a while!
Go, Pirori King!
Yes, yes.
What's so funny?
I thought I'd ask you a lot!
"Pirori King?" "Yes, I've been told about him like this."
"Pirori King?" "Yes, yes, I've been told about him like this."
You're saying it again.
Thank you for worrying about me like this!
So, how's your camera?
"It's fine." "Right?"
Well, my camera is a dog.
Is it okay?
You know what I'm saying, right?
I'm not saying it all of a sudden!
Human dog!
I think I'll say "dog" from now on!
That's human dog!
Even though you do it, why is it so easy for you to find out about Pirori King?
Why is it so hard for me to find out about it?
You're such a strange person.
Should I do it or not?
Should you do it?
Let's do it.
Shouldn't we do it on a show?
On a show?
On a show, Pirori King and Fujiwara will have an operation, right?
What?
An operation?
Yes.
Oh, you mean that one?
Yes.
What do you want me to do?
Your ass will be filled with water.
My ass is already filled with water.
People say it's easier to do an operation if your ass is already filled with water.
My ass is already filled with water.
My ass is already full of water.
Really?
I'll do it on April 1st.
Will you die?
Die?
Who is it?
Is it Pirori King?
Will you die if you fail?
I'm asking you if you'll fail.
I don't know.
If you fail...
My ass will burst out.
Everyone will be soaked.
Even the doctor will be soaked.
Are you that excited?
But I'm not excited enough to explode.
Then let's do it together.
I don't know how to deal with water.
I've been pulling out water every month.
Does the doctor have to do it?
For example, does downtown have to pull it out?
No, it's up to the doctor.
Which one of you will do it?
I'm left-handed.
But if you tell me how to do it, I'll do it.
Pull it out and put it in your right hand.
Don't play around.
This is up to these two doctors.
Mr. Hamada is good at it.
He's definitely good at it.
Mr. Hamada is famous for it.
He's doing it because it's funny.
It's plastic.
It's a lie.
The correct answer is...
It's because you're not cheering for me.
I'm not cheering for you.
The main squeeze of the airway is...
I haven't seen you in a while.
You've lost a lot of weight.
That's why you look like Mr. Shinowara Ryogo.
Do we?
Mr. Ichimura.
Do we?
I'm happy about it.
Are you on a diet now?
Yes, I am.
I'm on a diet by drinking DHC.
How much can you lose?
To be honest, how much have you lost?
To be honest, I've lost 8kg in two months.
That's amazing.
Not only that, but you also restrict your diet, don't you?
Well, you know...
You feel like doing something, don't you?
Yes, of course, I do some appropriate exercise.
But I've lost 8kg in two months.
I see.
Just now, when I was doing it with the band in February,
well, there are a lot of times we eat together after it's over,
well, of course, you come with me at the funeral,
but you hardly eat, don't you?
You take care of yourself and eat tofu and stuff like that.
Yes, I eat tofu and salad and stuff like that.
But you know, I've always been using these little muscle exercises like this,
and I've gained a lot of weight,
so I'm trying my best not to cry.
How long are you going to do it?
Well, it's over by the time of this air.
Oh, I see.
So you're planning on doing it, right?
Yes, I'm planning on doing it.
Wow, that's a lot, 8kg.
Are you going to keep doing it for a long time?
Well, you know, I'm really in good shape,
and I was a little too fat, you know.
I used to weigh about 65kg,
so I think I'd like to keep doing it for about 60kg.
Well, you know, Mr. Iwawaki,
you look pretty stoic when you look at me like this.
I was surprised,
but you know, you're holding back your muscles, right?
Yes, yes.
In the past, you loved wind sports so much,
that you went to the same wind sports twice or three times a day.
Well, I went to wind sports,
and in the morning,
"I went to wind sports, I went to work," "and I went to wind sports."
And you went to wind sports that much?
The person who choreographed it was surprised,
that you went to wind sports.
But you didn't forget anything, did you?
No, I didn't.
You didn't forget anything.
You didn't do anything.
"You kept doing what you were told," "wind sports sandwich."
This person who did that,
doesn't do any of that anymore.
Of course,
other than that woman,
she doesn't do any of that.
And recently,
while we were eating,
well, sexual desire,
as it increases,
and you can't control it,
what do you do?
Yamaaki-san's answer,
I don't think it'll come up in this quiz,
but if you do something,
your sexual desire goes away.
But...
I was really surprised,
but the answer is,
you listen to classical music.
You're lying!
That's not correct!
You're lying!
That's too difficult.
You're definitely lying!
You listen to classical music,
and if you say that,
classical music won't come up.
Right?
Why won't it come up?
Because old musicians
used to say, 'Didn't you have sexual desire?'
That kind of desire,
well, it's not impossible,
but you suppress that desire,
and that's what classical music has.
It's like a fool's life.
What's that?
That song.
It's like that.
And you can't stand it,
and you're like, 'Whoa!'
And you listen to Bach,
and you're like, 'Whoa!'
You're like, 'Whoa!'
I was surprised.
But I can't put it down.
It's already decided.
Like "Nocturne."
I've heard of it.
Yes, Chopin's "Nocturne."
Or "Farewell Song."
I can't put down a slow and quiet song.
There was a time when it was so hard to keep it together.
I was about to jump out of my aunt's ass in front of the bank.
You were about to jump out of your aunt's ass in front of the bank.
I was about to jump out of my aunt's ass in front of the bank.
I was like, "No, no, no!" and kept jumping out of my aunt's ass in front of the bank.
And I heard it was a classic song.
Did you hear it or did you find it yourself?
I found it myself.
Was it a coincidence?
I was like, "What do I do? What do I do?"
I was about to go crazy.
In the middle of the night, my family was asleep.
I woke them up like this and went to the living room.
I turned on the Internet and drank alone.
Well, that's a good thing.
I think that's more human.
But it's different now.
It's completely different.
That's a great move.
I was like, "What the f**k is this?"
I was like, "What the f**k is this?" and I finally went to drink.
I thought it was a classic song.
I want you to try it.
Please give it a try.
So, when you feel like you want to throw up, do you do it?
I'm sure you do.
All of a sudden, I was like this.
That's scary.
Mr. Endo said, "The drama of 'this cool' has been decided to be 'this spring's cool'."
There is also a love scene.
Love scene?
It's a drama, so it should be something like that.
I thought that love scene would be like that, but it's more like an adult's erotic love comedy.
There are a lot of erotic scenes.
I see.
There are a lot of people.
Mr. Shinohara, Mr. Ryoko, Mr. Iijima, Mr. Miyuru, Mr. Haruma, Mr. Fujiki Naohito, Mr. Ootsuka Nene, Mr. Nanao...
There are a lot of members.
What role are you playing?
I'm playing Mr. Ootsuka Nene's husband.
You're playing Mr. Fujiki Naohito, right?
No, I'm not.
I'm playing Mr. Fujiki Naohito.
I'm playing Mr. Ootsuka Nene's...
You're reflecting on yourself.
You! You! You! You're reflecting on yourself!
I'm reflecting on myself.
What did you do?
And it's behind the scenes of "Downtown Deluxe".
You're talking nonsense!
It's not behind the scenes!
You're kidding me!
And it's behind the scenes of "Deluxe"!
Yes, it's behind the scenes of "Deluxe".
You said it like that.
Yes, I said it like that.
I said it like that.
Don't show your fangs!
Fangs!
Don't show your fangs!
You!
You're a dog, aren't you?
Did you get "yes" or "no"?
I didn't!
You're kidding me!
I only say "a little bit", but...
A little bit...
No, I really...
No...
No, I really...
No, I'm not asking you.
I don't know about "a little bit" or "a little bit".
That's amazing.
And the way to get angry for the song you sing in front of audience is amazing.
That's amazing.
Even though it's a different song...
You shouldn't sing that song!
Shut up, you idiot!
What are you talking about?
Thank you very much!
Don't watch it!
We will!
Don't watch it!
What happens if girls don't support you?
Do you like scratching?
Today we have a free guest in the studio.
Please introduce yourself!
From Hyogo prefecture.
It's like a commercial.
I thought it would end like this.
Nice to meet you. I'm Okiniya.
Can you see me?
I'm hungry.
If you can see me, it means you have a beautiful heart.
I'm a little old man. I'm Sakata Shinichi.
Nice to meet you.
I'm from Hyogo prefecture like you.
Nice to meet you.
How old are you?
I'm a normal 45-year-old man.
45 years old!
You're old!
It's true!
There are a lot of people who are friendly like you.
When it rains, there are a lot of people who say, "Come and play in the rain."
Is it funny?
Can you say it?
Have you two met me in downtown? Do you remember?
Really?
About 30 years ago in Amagasaki city's citizens' festival, you two did a manzai.
Yes, yes, yes.
I've been watching you for a long time, but at that time...
Do you know me?
Are you a fan of me?
I can't say that much. Is it a business of darkness?
No way.
Hello.
You don't look small.
You don't look big.
You look smaller.
Do you drink alcohol?
I drink beer every morning.
Is it because it's morning?
What do you do for a living?
I mainly walk my dog.
Walk your dog?
Don't you work?
I may look like this, but I'm an investor.
Off road, bicycle, horse...
Oh, you gamble, don't you?
You're annoying.
What's with that weird face?
He's annoying.
You're annoying.
I'm annoying, aren't I?
You're from Amagasaki city...
Yes.
city...
The person who has the most votes...
I have just PR'ed Amagasaki for you...
He is not a candidate and the government doesn't support him.
I don't support him!
He doesn't support him!
He doesn't support you!
So...
No, he doesn't support you.
He doesn't support you.
He is not a candidate and the government doesn't support him.
Yes, I am not a candidate.
And this is Hikkonin right?
I did get a proper greeting from the city hall but...
It's so cold I'm surprised!
It's Hikkonin! Hikkonin! Hikkonin!
Hikkonin!
And also...
The transportation isn't limited.
That's because it's Hikkonin.
You can't use tax money.
Thanks to Downtown, the awareness of rain has increased.
But there are many people who don't know about rain all over the country.
As you can see, my house is small but it's big.
I've been taught small morals like "don't use electricity" and "don't greet people".
I've been taught about my small future and I think that my image of rain will increase.
But you've been talking about CM even though you're Hikkonin!
I was surprised!
It came out of nowhere!
But how can we recognize you?
I asked my friends and they told me that it's cold and that I should do my best.
You've been doing your best.
I've been doing my best.
It seems that Barry, who won first place last time, has also been doing his best.
He seems to have been doing it sensitively.
What is the first place in Amagasaki?
In Amagasaki, "wonderful sauce" is famous for anything that goes well with anything.
I've never heard of "wonderful sauce".
I forgot it right away.
I've never heard of it.
wonderful sauce
Hama-chan and Ma-chan, you've changed!
We've changed!
You know...
We've changed a lot!
You've become a real "cocoet" now.
A "cocoet" supermarket!
We've become "cocoet" now.
We've become fashionable now.
We've become beautiful from head to toe!
We've become beautiful to a low degree, haven't we?
We're beautiful.
We're beautiful, but...
If we go one step back, our backstage will be terrible.
It'll be just like it was in the past.
There are still some parts that haven't been fixed yet.
Like you two often say, "yamazato horumon".
"yamazato horumon", yes!
It's good, it's good!
I always buy it in the evening, but...
Oh, really?
In the evening, "cocoet" becomes half the price of food, doesn't it?
It doesn't!
It doesn't, does it?
"cocoet" becomes half the price of food, doesn't it?
Do you buy tomatoes?
Yes, well...
He bought it!
What? Say it one more time!
But, you know, this is a TV show, right?
Yes.
Do you know? This is "Downtown"!
I don't know! It's amazing!
Well, since you invited me to the TV show,
could you take a picture of you two in "Downtown"?
Oh, I see!
Picture, picture!
Yes, sorry!
It's fine!
I'm really happy!
Yamazaki, can you take a picture of me?
What are you doing?
If you sit here...
Oh, can I really sit here?
I thought I could sit here, but I know I can't.
Can you sit?
No, if you sit as you are...
He came out!
Well, let's stand like this.
Like this, like this, like this.
Oh, you really like it, don't you?
Oh, we... we should go to the side.
I'm really happy!
We should go to the side.
Oh, it's a super star!
Wow, I don't care if I die!
Thank you!
He suddenly came out.
Can I sit here?
Yes!
Picture!
Picture? Are you a smartphone?
Can I take a picture?
It's completely personal.
Yes!
Send it to me, send it to me!
Picture!
It's completely personal.
Picture!
Yes!
Thank you!
Little man!
Thank you! For the rain!
Thank you!
If you were more popular...
Yes!
If you were more popular, you would dive, wouldn't you?
You would dive, wouldn't you?
Yes!
It's pretty high, isn't it?
What? How high?
There are a lot of contests like that, so I don't know which one is which.
The one you're doing now is first place, isn't it?
What? Really?
Yes, but you didn't participate in any of them, did you?
Wow!
You're a pilot! You're a pilot!
Wow!
You're a pilot!
Thank you!
Thank you for everything!
Yes, thank you!
Thank you! Thank you for being so open!
Yes, thank you!
See you, Yamato-kun!
Thank you!
You're really great!
Thank you!
Yes!
You did your best!
Even for a name, you should really make it "pilot".
Yes, "pilot".
"Pilot".
"Pilot" would be better, wouldn't it?
But there are a lot of pilot-style characters, aren't there?
Ah!
It's not recognized!
Ah, but like I said earlier, it's like someone's voice.
It's like someone's voice!
Yes, it's like someone's voice!
I'm not a comedian, you know.
You're not, are you?
You have your own characteristics, don't you?
You talk a lot, don't you?
No, I don't.
You don't?
You really talk a lot?
Um...
I'm from an event company.
Ah!
I've never talked this much with an event company guy before!
Trending!
It's like the audience isn't cheering for you.