AISubs v3.5
Hata is like a Kansai comedian
Before recording "Gaki no Tsukai"
That couple appears in front of members
Hata is like a comedian
Good morning
It's been a while
You look like Robocon
You look like Robocon with this shirt
As you can see, I have a kid
You don't look like this all the time
You don't only have a belly, do you?
It's my second child and it costs a lot of money
I came up with a format for a new show
I hope you will buy it
Why do you have a board here?
I don't get much support from others
I don't like it when it's clear
It's amazing
A format that can be established without you
As you know
It's often canceled due to COVID-19
Eight times a year
You're saying you're creating it
It's not complete
Even without you, the show can be established
It's good for you, isn't it?
Even without you, the show can be established
What?
It's disgusting!
It's true!
Hamada-san, you're disgusting!
You're not Hamada's height
Right?
You're amazing
You're not Hamada's height
I don't know if we need to improve it
The show will be like a downtown show
It won't cost you money
But it will be like a downtown show
It's clogged
It's more clogged than you think
We have voice problems
Body action is more dynamic
It's not Hamada-san's character
You don't have to pay for anything
It's a perfect format
Please come and see it in another room
I'll put it in a bag in front of Takashi
Aohama, come here!
Please come and see it in another room
What is the format of the show without Hamada?
The Hamada Vegas Show
I'm your host, Itao Hamada Ittsuji.
What do you mean?
Itao Hamada Ittsuji.
You will see various Hamada-san this time.
What kind of Hamada-san would you like to see?
What kind of Hamada-san?
What do you think, Tanaka-kun?
What kind of Hamada-san?
I don't know what it is yet.
I see.
This time, Hamada-san is not here.
Let's call him out.
Hamada-san of Las Vegas.
What is this?
I don't know what it is.
This time, Hamada-san will represent a symbol.
So, you'll see various Hamada-san.
Will he represent a symbol?
He will be a symbol of Hamada-san.
What is your name, Itao-san?
I'm Itao Hamada Ittsuji.
I didn't know it.
I'm Itao Hamada Ittsuji.
Who is Hamada-san?
I'm Maji-Hamada.
In the first place, Maji Hamada is Hamada, so it's fine.
That's right, it's Maji.
That's right, isn't it?
No, but it's easy to understand Maji Hamada.
If you don't distinguish it, Hamada...
When you call various Hamada, it's confusing.
It's going to be confusing.
We can't keep up with you.
I don't know.
Hamada family, are you okay with it?
We are Hamada family.
It's Hamada family.
Matsumoto-san too.
We are Hamada family.
We are of the same generation.
I know you are from a group called Down.
But this time, it's Hamada.
What's my name?
Matsumoto Hamada Hitoshi.
In the middle, it says "Hamada Hitoshi".
No, it's not like that.
It's all Hamada.
It's Hamada Family, right? Yes, it's Hamada Family.
Oh, I see.
I'm going to give you a simple quiz now.
Hamada-san, who do you think will be the best gambler?
Hamada-san, please bet on Hamada with 10 coins in your hand.
Bet on Hamada? I don't like it.
With the number of gold Hamada coins, you will be King of Hamada.
Wow, that's a lot of Hamada coins.
Let's get started.
The first Hamada is...
Hamada Jr. Zone, 50 meters.
First, the first course.
Chibi Hamada.
Hamada is two years old.
It is his first time to come here as Hamada Sensei.
His father is Hamada Daisotsu's Sarabrett.
Hamada will be 8 years old in the future.
Hamada is 10cm shorter than average height of 10-year-old Hamada.
Hamada is 128cm tall.
His face is big.
The second course is...
Hamada is fat.
Hamada came from Aichi Prefecture.
Hamada is called "kid Hamada" in Hamada's hometown.
Hamada is 10 years old.
Hamada is heavier than average weight of 34kg.
Hamada is 61kg.
Hamada is aiming for first place.
Hamada is "kid Hamada".
The third course is...
Hamada is "kid Hamada".
Hamada is growing up.
Hamada is 160cm tall.
Hamada is 11 years old.
In total, Hamada is "kid Hamada".
The last course is...
Hamada is "kid Hamada".
Hamada is 16 years old.
Hamada is 10 years older than average height of 10-year-old Hamada.
Hamada is "kid Hamada" in Hamada's hometown.
Hamada is aiming for first place.
Is first place Hamada going to be small Hamada? Or will he be fat Hamada?
Is he going to be a manly Hamada?
This is hard.
Second place Hamada is good too.
Four of them are here.
Who will be first place out of these four?
Let's hear Hamada's opinion.
What do you think Hamada?
What are you doing with my face?
I'm sorry.
You can rest whenever you like.
Which Hamada do you think will win first place?
I think it will be fast.
Noppo Hamada?
Yes, Noppo Hamada.
He has long legs.
Tsukite Hosei will bet in order.
I bet on Noppo Hamada.
Really?
I will bet on two.
Two gold Hamada?
I see.
I don't have confidence in myself.
But I will bet on Otoko Masari Hamada.
She is the only woman.
I think she will have a good start.
Her age doesn't change much.
She is more feminine than I thought.
I don't think she will change.
I will bet on Otoko Masari Hamada.
I will bet on Chibi Hamada.
I will bet on Debu Hamada.
Her start wasn't good.
She fell again.
I don't think so.
I don't have confidence in myself.
I will bet on Debu Hamada.
Let's see the answer.
Here is the answer.
Let's see.
Which Hamada will win first place?
She has started.
Chibi Hamada is leading.
Debu Hamada is behind.
Noppo Hamada is catching up.
Otoko Masari Hamada is coming.
Chibi Hamada is betting.
Who will win first place?
Otoko Masari Hamada is winning.
Otoko Masari Hamada is winning first place.
Debu Hamada is behind.
Otoko Masari Hamada is winning first place.
Chibi Hamada had a great start, but on the way, Otoko Masari Hamada and Noppo Hamada made a great comeback, and from there, Otoko Masari Hamada overtook him again and again, which was a great development.
Otoko Masari Hamada was strong. It seems frustrating that Oku Hamada's Noppo Hamada was overtaken. In addition, Oku's Oku Hamada's Chibi Hamada also worked hard.
In conclusion, the first place winner is Otoko Masari Hamada!
Now that Otoko Masari Hamada is in first place, Matsumoto-san, you are absolutely correct!
Matsumoto-san was Ichigold Hamada, so...
The next Hamada is...
Table tennis man and woman Hamada combo doubles!
First up is the Chinese Hamada pair!
These two are actually brothers Hamada!
- Isn't your sister laughing a little? - That's right!
The two of them have their own special skills, and their brother Hamada's weapon is a colorful serve!
And Hamada's sister has a reputation for receiving, and in China she is a national idol Hamada!
The lively combination of brothers Hamada alone is no match for anyone!
And now we will play against the Japan Hamada pair!
The Japan male Hamada is a young, handsome Hamada who has been playing table tennis since middle school and has grown rapidly since then!
And the pair that will play against such a handsome Hamada is...
The Japan female Hamada!
Since childhood, the Japanese female Hamada has been educated by her mother and continues to be at the top of the Japanese table tennis world!
The Japanese Hamada pair will play against the fierce Chinese Hamada pair!
The one who scores first in this match will be the winner Hamada!
The serve will be from the Chinese Hamada pair...
[The Chinese Hamada pair will play against the Japanese Hamada pair!]
- The Chinese Hamada pair... - It doesn't matter, it's a win or a loss!
The Japanese Hamada pair will face each other!
A or B?
- Everyone, please think about it! - A or B?
The Chinese Hamada pair on the right is just an ordinary Hamada!
- Just an ordinary Hamada! - Just an ordinary Hamada!
- This is definitely A! - Thank you!
- Matsumoto-san! - Well, I also want to play against the Chinese Hamada pair!
- I have something I want to say, so I'll say it! - Do you want to say it?
- I want to play against the Chinese Hamada pair! - The gold Hamada!
For me, it's B!
When I was little, I was Japanese female Hamada!
Since I was accepted as A-type Hamada, I hope I can be B-type Hamada!
I understand!
I will also go for it!
Since I am A-type Hamada, I will make use of A!
I will go for it!
Let's ask Mr. Maji Hamada!
Mr. Maji Hamada!
It doesn't matter which one!
This is an international competition!
China has finally come out!
Chinese Hamada has come out!
If it's table tennis, it's Chinese Hamada, isn't it?
That's right!
Let's see the answer!
Mr. Maji Hamada!
Now, which Hamada will win?
Hamada's match for national honor begins!
The serve is from the Chinese Hamada pair!
A fierce rally continues!
The Japanese Hamada pair is not losing!
Great movement!
Now, which Hamada will win?
It's decided!
Hamada's match for national honor is Hamada's victory!
Chinese man Hamada lost a little and gave his opponent a chance ball.
Without missing it, Japanese man Hamada smashes!
Even Chinese woman Hamada, who is good at receiving, could not respond and lost completely.
So, the winner is Japanese man Hamada!
The winner is Japanese man Hamada!
Mr. Hendo!
It's a big win for one person!
Let's move on!
The next Hamada is Chinese man Hamada!
The first course is red Chinese man Hamada!
It's a challenge with an old man who is 73 years old!
It's a 52-year-old duo Hamada!
It's cold today!
The bust is 92 centimeters and G cup Hamada aims for first place!
The second course is blue Chinese man Hamada!
It's a challenge with an 67-year-old old man!
The oldest, 25-year-old Hamada and his grandfather are in a duo.
The 88-centimeter-wide F cup Hamada is aiming for first place.
And the third course is white giant Hamada.
It's a challenge with an 51-year-old old man!
However, this old man has never ridden a two- person tripod before.
The F cup Hamada, which is only 92 centimeters wide and was the fastest in high school, will run.
Finally, the fourth course is purple giant Hamada.
It's a challenge with an 52-year-old old man!
This old man has ridden a two-person tripod since elementary school.
The F cup Hamada, which is only 90 centimeters wide and is the oldest in high school, will run.
The red giant Hamada will win.
Is it the oldest blue giant Hamada?
Or is it the biggest white giant Hamada?
The youngest purple giant Hamada will win.
There are a lot of hints about his career
Let's ask him his opinion
Purple
He's fast
Why do you think so?
He's young
He's got a lot of B marks
It's hard for him to run
I don't care
Really?
You're getting ahead of yourself
I'm serious
We had a prediction from Hamada
You can take it
They are all different Hamada
Who will be first place Hamada?
Let's see the answer
A serious battle between Hamada and Koda
Who will be first place Hamada?
I'm counting on you
About first place
Ready
Go
They started at the same time
Will Hamada be first place?
Hamada is getting ahead of himself
Purple Hamada is also getting ahead of himself
Red Hamada is behind. Red Hamada, hang in there!
Here comes White Hamada. Will Blue Hamada be able to escape?
Blue Hamada is trying to escape with a powerful run. Purple Hamada is getting behind.
Here comes Blue Hamada. Goal in!
Blue Hamada and Purple Hamada are running away. Blue Hamada is in first place.
Blue Hamada and Purple Hamada led in first place.
White Hamada is behind, but not enough power. Red Hamada is in third place.
Purple Hamada and Blue Hamada led in first place.
Blue Hamada and Purple Hamada led in first place.
Tanaka won 2 gold Hamada. Thank you very much.
Let's ask Maji Hamada for his opinion.
You know...
Yes?
I knew it from the beginning...
But all of you over there are making fun of me!
No, no, no...
Maji Hamada...
It's not like that...
No, no, no...
It's not like that...
Maji Hamada is making fun of you...
No, no...
At first, he brought a guitar...
And he was laughing like crazy...
No, no...
The old man was funny...
Yes, yes...
He just got excited during the practice...
Yes, yes...
Oh, I see...
Yes, yes...
Maji Hamada...
No, Maji Hamada is already making fun of you...
No, he's not...
He's not...
He's making fun of you...
I'm really sorry, Maji Hamada...
I didn't do it on purpose...
I'm sure you can say it...
No, no...
Yes, one, two...
I'm sure you can say it...
No, no...
No? It's not separated!
Next week!
Hamada and Megas show sequel!
Hamada's presence is increasing in the studio!
Will Hamada win?
It's a dynamic victory!
And Hamada, who's not human...
It's already sold out!
Next week, we have a lot of Hamada!
Don't miss it!
Hamada Who Defeats Japan