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In the first episode of "Gaki no Tsukai Ara"
Tsukishiki
Chinori
Zai
Wo
Shi
En
Gai
Zai
Wo
Zai
En
Gai
Zai
En
Gai
Zai
Good morning.
Chinori
In last year's "M-1"
Yes.
You dropped your "tobutori" (flying bird)
No, it wasn't a "tobutori".
It wasn't a "tobutori".
You were flying well, but you dropped it.
Chinori
I dropped it again.
You dropped it again.
When I saw his face, my hands were numb.
It's true.
I thought it was strange.
Today, instead of "Chinori"
"Zai" will...
"Zai" will challenge.
The day after I received a message from my manager that "Chinori" was included, I dropped it.
That's right.
It's strange, isn't it?
If it goes well, I'll keep everything.
That's right.
That's the point.
The past results look like this.
What do you want to do?
If I can, I'd like to be in the top 10.
Your dream is luxurious.
Is it a secret?
Hey, you're so important.
Who drinks alcohol in this important 7th anniversary?
Who drinks alcohol?
Who drinks alcohol and says that I smell like alcohol?
You smell like alcohol.
Then, check it out.
Your mouth smells like alcohol.
Then, let's start.
The 5th anniversary.
I'm finally here.
You're everywhere.
I'm finally here.
What?
What's this?
Look at this.
It's a "yellow latte".
What are you going to do?
Many things are going up.
I'm curious about the last one.
The deep sea section of the Keiko.
It's huge.
It's amazing.
How deep is it?
It's between 600 and 800 meters.
How deep is it?
It's about 10 meters.
How deep is it?
It's about 10 meters.
It's about 5 meters.
It's about 1 meter deep.
I thought it was about 10 meters.
It can't be.
Why did you swim in the water?
You made me swim in the water.
That's right.
You know what?
I can't go out like this anymore.
Yes, I like you.
You know what? I can't go out like this anymore.
I said I can't go out like this.
But you know what?
Even if you go out to sea on a cloudy day,
I stopped you.
But you know what?
It doesn't matter.
Even if you go out to sea on a cloudy day,
I'll do it.
It's safe.
It'll be good for you.
But if you do that, it'll bother everyone.
Yes.
Do it.
Do it on a cloudy day.
It's a girl.
It's a girl, dad.
It's a girl.
It's a boy.
It's a girl.
It's a boy.
It's a girl.
Of course.
It's all gone.
You.
Go away!
Look at you, you look so sad.
What is this?
This is not an official rule.
This is a little...
It looks like you forgot about the next development.
As a member of the board, I'll take care of it, but...
This is a misunderstanding.
Misunderstanding.
You asked me everything.
Did you do it now?
I feel like I'm left behind.
That's right.
I can relax now.
Thank you for watching.
Thank you.
Thank you for your assistance.
I'm Ika Tawari of Safety Transportation.
How are you doing?
Are you from Japanese TV?
Thank you.
I'm Ika Tawari, and I'll be driving safely.
Are you Ika Tawari?
Are you a TV personality?
Yes.
Have you seen me before?
No, I haven't.
You haven't seen me before, have you?
You're a wrestler, aren't you?
No, I'm not.
No, you're not. You're Koikeigo's husband, aren't you?
No, I'm not.
You haven't seen me before, have you?
No, I haven't.
But you know what?
You see a lot of celebrities, don't you?
I saw you recently.
Yes.
You were riding on the Shinkansen.
I smoke, don't I?
No, you don't.
I went to a smoking area.
There was a thin Yankee there.
I thought, "Wow, there's a Yankee."
Smoking areas are small, aren't they?
I didn't want to be alone with a thin Yankee, so I didn't smoke.
When I got back, I wanted to smoke again.
But I went there again.
There was still a thin Yankee there.
I thought, "Wow, I want to smoke, so I'll go in."
When I went in, it was Naoko Ken.
I thought, "Wow, it's Naoko Ken."
Wow, you look like a thin Yankee.
It's quite common.
You look like a celebrity.
What's wrong with you today?
I'm just having fun.
You must be a fish lover, right?
You're such a liar!
I watch you all the time!
I'm Tsukino Ishida. I'm from Tennoji Zoo.
Well...
That's fine.
This is...
We didn't include it in the beginning.
But...
From there...
We'll see what happens.
For now...
Thank you.
Next time...
Finish!
Get him!
Red Henny!
Chamo!
Yona Yona Moes!
Henny...
Yona Yona Moes!
Henny...
Let Henny...
Die!
It was the perfect timing for "monthly watch".
"Monthly watch"!
There's one more thing I'm curious about.
The black one!
The black "adventure".
But "hara" is famous for it.
"Hara" was good.
"Tao", right?
[Phone ringing]
Yes?
Yes, yes.
Yes, if that's the case, I'm sure you'll call me this number.
Yes, yes, I'm the representative, Maya, yes.
Iriomote Maya, yes.
So, what's up?
Do you have it? Do you have two?
I see. So you want both of them?
Then bring me two of them.
What kind of things do you have?
Have you had one of them at home for a while now?
I got one of them recently.
I see.
I have two sevens and fourteen here.
So, sixteen in total, right?
Yes.
It's totally fine, it's totally fine.
Yes.
Then, if you're working, you'd better be late, right?
Then, how about "Tsurutontan"?
Yes.
Then, bring me two "Tsurutontan" at 12 o'clock.
I'm not embarrassed at all.
It's not embarrassing at all for a young woman like me to come and sell "hachinosu".
Yes.
Ah, you still don't trust me at all.
Ah, I see, I see, it's your first time talking to me.
You don't know me at all.
I'm riding a little "lexus" right now.
A red little "lexus".
So, you can't trust me at all.
See you.
Yes.
Actually, "hachinosu" was better than "tsurutontan".
It's not embarrassing at all.
I thought you wouldn't laugh at me anymore.
I know.
When you say "hachinosu", I hate it.
I hate you!
The conclusion is that Hamada has resigned.
Hamada has a big reason to leave.
Stop it! Stop it!
Help me! Help me!
Emotions!
The result is a tie!
What's that?
It's not funny if you have something in your nose!
Bun-chan, Hama-chan, Kinta!
I'm sorry, Mirai!
Kinta!
Kinta! Kinta! Kinta!
Don't say "Bun-chan", "Hama-chan" anymore.
Why do you say that?
It's been a while.
It may be a while, but...
It's been a while.
Ad-lib!
Don't say "Wow"!
Why do you say that?
I'm sorry. I'll write it down.
If you say "Bun-chan", "Hama-chan",
everything after that will be ruined.
Really?
It's not "really", it's "wow"!
Don't say it here!
I'm making up a story for this.
What do you want me to do?
I think you should write it down.
It's rude of you to say it like that.
It's not rude at all.
I tried my best, but you ruined it.
Can you say "Bun-chan", "Hama-chan" like that?
I can't say it like that.
You can't?
I can't say it like that.
Can't you do it with your eyes?
I can do it with my eyes!
What can you do?
I can do a lot of things!
Do it!
Everyone is fine!
I'm sick!
Something like that.
You can't say it like that.
Something like that.
Why do you say it like that?
I'll write it down!
What do you want me to do?
How did you get here?
Do you realize what you're saying?
How did you get here?
I'm in the same company as you in Osaka.
What do you want me to do?
I'm in the same company as you.
We haven't talked like that for decades.
Are you done?
I'll say it later!
Go ahead!
You're late!
Go ahead!
That's it!
That's all you have to say!
I'm nervous, too!
You don't have to say it.
You scared me!
What's with the powder?
The powder makes it less funny.
It's like firepower.
You've been doing it for a long time.
(Groans)
(Sniffles)
(Clears throat)
It was there!
Next is the last one right?
I should have teleconnected
Yeah we dropped it
There must be something at the end
It's crazy
Human design
I don't know
Taste of heavy feelings
Delicious
Red is the best
Red is delicious
Red is the best
Red is spicy
Blue is spicy
Red is delicious
Delicious
Taste of heavy feelings
Blue is spicy
It's hot!
What's up with you?
The previous one was a good one, wasn't it?
Yes, it was.
I see.
I'll drink it up and go around.
It's over.
Yes.
Please calculate it.
It's over.
Good job!
Thank you for your hard work!
The total amount is 52,000 yen.
Where did you get it?
I got it in Sapporo.
Ken-chan got on the Shinkansen earlier than me.
Thank you for your hard work!
I heard that you got an R1 car.
I got a second car.
What did you do with it?
I used powder.
Ken-chan's powder.
It's called "Kinkonka Ken-chan".
Don't say it like you know it.
I don't know it.
I got it!
Don't get angry.
I don't know it.
It's dark.
I don't know it.
Tell me what it is.
If it's this...
Leather!
Ken-chan, what did you use it for?
I don't know it.
It's leather.
It's totally leather.
Ken-san.
It's powder!