AISubs v3.5
Ladies and Gentlemen
There is a story that is told like a beautiful story among Yoshimoto's juniors.
It was several years ago.
I think the manager who wanders around downtown is someone.
He became an influencer.
At that time, Hamada heard it and said, "You!"
You know there is a small child in Yoshimoto's place, right?
You became an influencer, wandered around, and appeared in Yoshimoto's place.
Then you appeared in the child's place.
How dare you!
Hamada got really angry and said, "Mr. Hamada, you are a good person."
It sounds like a beautiful story.
Since then, he has become an influencer about four times.
Mr. Partner, you are the most desirable person.
Shoot me!
You are the closest person to me.
Shoot me!
You don't have fever because you shoot me.
Are you not sick?
It's okay to throw up, so shoot me.
It's annoying.
I'm going to explode!
Do you like influencers better than me?
There are a lot of kids and people around you who have influenced you.
Do you have anything for me?
I have never had anything.
I shoot people every day.
Don't let yourself go.
It's okay for me to take the influenza like this and do it like this, isn't it?
Even if you do it like this.
I definitely want you to do it!
I want you to do it like "Influenza, take it like this!"
I don't know what the hell you're saying!
You're weak! You're weak!
If you say like that, you'll get sick!
Please be careful!
You have a cough, too!
I'm totally fine! I'll never get sick!
You're strong!
You're crazy!
You're really strong!
You're strong!
You should use a cow dunk in a washing machine!
You want to become a cow dunk?
Cow dunk in an okonomiyaki!
You want me to do it like this?
Why are you doing like that?
You want me to do it like this?
It's okonomiyaki!
I'm totally fine!
You're totally fine!
I'm sure you will.
I hope you will.
If you say you will, you will take a break from "Downtown" right away.
But you don't take a break from your own show.
No, I don't. I'm taking a break from my own show too.
Don't boast about it.
I can't take a break from my own show.
If you don't take a break, you'll be in trouble.
That's right.
I really don't know.
Can I use my soul as a mechanical pencil and write "kakakaka" here?
You can't do anything.
You can't do anything if you can't stay safe.
I'm glad you came to Okinomiyaki.
Let's go to Yamanomori.
What's that?
You're weak, too!
- No, I'm... - Next year, Hosei.
- Yeah, Hosei. - Starting this year.
- Next year, Hosei. - Starting this year.
But I haven't recovered at all.
- Really? - You haven't recovered at all, right?
- Yeah. - No, Hosei, if you collapse now...
- There's a play. - Yeah, there is.
- If you become president... - Huh? What is it?
- What is it? - "The 100-Year Story".
- Yoshimoto's "The 100-Year Story" play... - Really?
- It's in April. - It's a British play.
Yeah.
- No, it's a British play. - No, what is that?
It's a British play by Osaki-san.
- No, it's... - Don't you know it?
- I know it. - I've done it with a few people.
- Yeah, it's a British play. - It's an amazing play.
It's about the second volume of "The 100-Year Story", right?
The second volume comes out, and you dig several times for the second volume, right?
- And then "Downtown" comes out, right? - Yeah.
- That's the story. - That's exactly where the movie comes out.
- Huh? "Downtown" also comes out? - Of course.
- Huh? - Then who's playing "Downtown"?
- Um... - My role is...
- Kanpei-san's son, Shintaro. - Yeah.
Oh!
- I've never heard of that role before. - Kanpei - san is also an actor, right?
- He's an actor who looks like Matoshi-san. - Yeah.
- Huh... - This...
- Um... - It's not like this, right?
- It's like this. - It's like, "Face me!", right?
- Oh, I see. - It's funny when you do it like that.
- It's the first part of the movie, right? - It's the first part of the movie.
- That's not it. I think it's going to be like a B-movie or something like that.
- No, it's not like that. - No, if it's a B-movie, it's not like that.
- Because, um... - Yeah.
- Kousei-san, you cried in the middle of it, right? - Yeah, yeah.
- Well, I watched the whole movie. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Where did you cry? - Um...
- Well, it's not like a B-movie, it's more like a Downtown movie.
- The two of them are like...
- "You're not the bad guy! Why are you doing this?"
- The two of them are like a queen...
- Um... - I didn't understand a thing you just said!
- I'll explain. - I didn't understand a thing you just said!
- I'll explain. - I'm sorry!
- I'll explain. - I'll explain.
- Um... Yuta... - Please!
- Well, you know...
- All of the other members have a lot of work to do...
- But only you two have a lot of work to do... - Oh, that's true!
- You don't have a lot of work to do... - Highfield and Tommy have a lot of work to do...
- So you don't have a lot of work to do...
- So Osaki-san and Ho-san and Kousei-san and I...
- We're like, "No, it's time for you to make up a story."
- "You guys will definitely sell."
- So we have a lot of conflicts...
- But we have jobs we don't want to do...
- We have to do things we don't want to do...
- And so, Hamada-san...
- Kind of...
- Got hit in the back...
- He went out... - And then, Hamada-san came back...
- With everyone's bond... - And then Matsumoto-san said some nice things...
- And that's where it all started... - He said nice things...
- I feel like I can use this baton again...
- My lifeboat sank with me...
- I'm sorry!
- But you know, there are many friends...
- When you say it like that... - You look forward to it!
- I see...
- But when you say it like that... - Yes...
- It makes me think of what Hamada-san was like... - Hamada-san is...
- Like I said earlier... - Hamada-san is too good - looking!
- No, he's not! - He's too good-looking!
- You can't show that! - He's not good-looking at all...
- He gets angry right away...
- When he's at work... - Yes...
- He gets angry right away... - He gets angry right away...
- That's why it's difficult...
- Shintaro Hazama plays Hamada-san's role...
- There are many scenes where Hamada-san gets angry...
- But Shintaro-kun doesn't have that temperament...
- He can't act in those scenes!
- It's impossible! He's too nice!
- I had an iPad...
- So I searched "Hamada gets angry" on YouTube...
- And I got a lot of reviews!
- There are many scenes where Hamada-san gets angry!
- I'm using that as a reference...
- I'm getting better at it...
- It's difficult... Hamada-san's role is...
- I can't do it...
- I thought you were going to do it!
- No, I'm serious...
- You showed us your photos...
- Yes, I did!
- Oh, you did? - Yes!
- It was interesting...
- Hamada-san and everyone...
- Trainees...
- They were holding books like this...
- Matsumoto-san was wearing a sweatshirt...
- But he was wearing a jacket...
- All the time!
- He was wearing a suit all the time!
- Everyone was wearing sweatshirts...
- But Matsumoto-san was wearing a jacket over a sweatshirt!
- I don't know why...
- But he was always wearing a suit...
- He was always wearing a suit...
- He said "mountain climbing" on a radio show...
- He was always wearing a jacket...
- And he was wearing leather shoes...
- So he couldn't step on the ground...
- So there are times like that...
- I'm particular about these things...
- The suit was my thing...
- The miniker...
- It's cheap!
- It's really expensive...
6000 yen.
Expensive!
That's not enough!
Please come and see!
6000 yen once.
5000 yen twice for 5000 yen.
What?!
That's how it is now.
A lot of people can come out.
Tanaka, you haven't come out yet?
I haven't come out yet.
I don't want to come out at all.
Don't lie to me.
You look like you're having fun.
You can come out now.
From now until the day after tomorrow?
I think you can come out.
I don't want to come out like that.
You're causing trouble for me.
You can see it for 600 yen.
6000 yen is 6000 yen.
It's not expensive.
I'm doing it properly.
Was the end okay?
Is it New Year's Day?
Yes.
But really...
The result was okay.
The result is still okay.
The result was okay.
With her.
I told her that this kind of story doesn't exist.
It's been a month since the recording.
It was on the 31st.
We watched it at my house.
You have good guts.
I couldn't avoid it.
I had to watch it.
How did she look like?
Was she laughing? Look, she was laughing.
Well, for some reason, she was wearing a face mask.
She was wearing a face mask and watching "Oshirasu no Kudari" all the time.
To be honest, I didn't know much about her facial expressions.
After "Oshirasu no Kudari" was over, I don't know if she was scared of heat or if she got hot.
But she was wearing a face mask and her face was cracked with a face mask.
So I took it off.
Since then, I haven't had any problems with her.
Did she talk normally?
She talked normally.
She didn't say anything like "What's going on?"
Well, she's an adult now.
She's an adult.
I feel like I have to take good care of her.
Could you please give me the video you were editing?
No, no, no.
She's just like that.
I'll give you 30 million yen.
No, it's 30 million yen.
30 million yen.
That's amazing.
I hope you can get over it.
It's amazing.
"Hochi" is really popular now.
Hochi
You said "hochi", didn't you?
Endo said "hochi" at the end.
Doga!
Everyone in the play said "doga"!
Really?
You're no longer "manzara" Ryuko-ko Taishou, but "hochi".
"Manzara" "hochi"
"hochi" and "choukyou" were popular during elementary school?
Really?
"choukyou" is popular in elementary school?
My family watched it together on New Year's Eve and with my kids,
of course, we would listen to "choukyou" when it was about "choukyou"
My eight-year-old son would say "Dad, what is 'choukyou'?"
Isn't it very difficult to explain it?
It's difficult.
I think of "endo" in my heart.
I write things like "what is it?" and "what did you research?"
I write things like "will it teach you something?"
That's right.
I can't think of it.
The situation of "endo" and the situation of "kokugo" in general is different.
I don't know how to explain it in German.
Let's ask this question at the end.
Tell me.
What do you do?
I want you to look up the meaning of "kokugo" in general.
That's right.
The meaning of "kokugo" in general.
Tell me about it.
You were married in Tanaka, right?
How did you do it?
Until I was a parent, I kept it a secret from my children.
I see.
I didn't tell them.
You were a parent.
I was a parent and I was going out for the first time.
You were a parent and you were going out for the first time.
Yes, I was going to surprise them.
I was watching it with them.
I was surprised because it came out of nowhere.
My children did the same reaction I did.
The same reaction again.
You didn't know it at the moment of the screen.
I didn't know it.
Even as a child.
When it came out of nowhere and I was told,
You did exactly the same reaction.
You're a good actor.
I was surprised.
Then, as I grew up and went out with my family,
sometimes, I was told, "You're an iron mask person."
I was told like that by two people.
I see.
I was surprised.
But God was very happy about it.
Oh, really.
It's an amazing scene.
I was surprised.
It's amazing that it's not known to children.
Yes, it is.
How about you, Yama-chan?
After becoming a moon man?
After becoming a moon man, I got rid of "Yama- saki."
But I still have the real name, so it hasn't changed.
I see.
What do you call me now?
Do you call me "Zack-san?"
We call you "Zack-san" all the time.
You call me "Zack-san" out of rudeness.
I don't mean to be rude, but it doesn't matter if it's Mr. Zakki or Mr. Hosei.
It doesn't matter which one it is.
Oh, is that so?
People ask you "why?" a lot.
You released a book, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
Can you stop looking like you don't have anything to do with it?
You released a book, didn't you? I didn't release a rap song.
You released a melax song, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
It's already out.
480 yen?
No, it's not 480 yen.
It's 1,300 yen.
It's expensive!
No, it's not expensive.
No, it's 1,300 yen.
It's about 1,500 yen.
But it doesn't change, does it?
Yes, it changes a lot.
Anyway, it's Yama-chan.
But...
Hey...
What are you doing?
It's not an advertisement, is it?
It's not even a laugh, is it?
Did you release a book?
"Training according to the purpose of animals"?
It's still popular!
That's right! What does it mean?
"Training according to the purpose of animals"!
Wow!
Like today's situation.
Wow!
That's right!
It's not that popular, is it?
It's just a training.
It's just a training, isn't it?
It's not popular, is it?
What are you training for?
Do you call it "training"?
But you really don't need a laugh, do you?
It's a serious story.
Well...
First of all...
As for the situation...
The situation I think is...
What do you want me to say?
No, I'm sorry.
Stop it!
I want to ask you properly.
I'll ask you properly.
But you really don't need a laugh, do you?
Yes.
When I read it...
That's where it all started.
What's with you?!
You're making me blush!
What's with you?!
Stop laughing!
I don't know!
What's with you?!
I'm asking you seriously!
I...
Yeah...
The situation...
Well, if I were to say it...
Yeah...
Everyone...
Um...
I think we all have something like that.
Within each of us...
Don't say that!
Yes. Whether you're a man or a woman...
Um...
I think we all have something like "the thing".
But you don't realize it...
And you live your life without realizing it.
The "thing" part...
If you push your back a little like this...
I'm telling you to say "the thing"!
What are you doing?!
You're making me blush!
Um...
Everyone has something like "the thing".
But you don't know what it is?
That's right.
You don't know what "the thing" is?
Um... "the thing"?
"The thing" is...
Stop laughing!
No, I know. I'm being serious.
Um... "the thing" is...
Um...
It's the ideal perverted act that everyone wants to do.
What?!
It's the ideal perverted act that everyone wants to do.
Yes.
For you, Endo-san...
I'm sorry.
I'll say it in private.
For you, Endo-san...
There are many kinds of perverted acts.
There aren't many samples.
If you could show me one...
Okay.
Let me see...
The distance between us has stopped.
Please tell me what you were thinking about.
I'm sorry.
You were thinking about me, weren't you?
I'm sorry.
You can't lie like this.
You told me, didn't you?
Of course.
Well...
If you could tell me...
I'm sorry.
I don't know why I'm like this again even though I made it through New Year's Day.
Oh, I see.
But...
I don't want it to happen.
I want to deal with it myself.
Don't worry about it.
Yes.
Well...
It's something I've never done before.
So...
The other party...
The real...
I'm not good at it.
If you...
You're like a cucumber.
A cucumber.
Wow!
You're like a mouse.
I'm sorry.
Super power is amazing.
It's amazing.
But...
But I want you to protect yourself.
I want you to tell me...
Well...
Super power means you'll end it with a smile at the end.
That's the truth.
Well...
Oh...
Can I say it? I'm sorry.
This is a famous saying.
This is...
I'll ask you.
This is...
This is a famous saying.
This is...
Matsumoto-san, it's a famous saying.
It's a famous saying.
Super power means you'll end it with a smile at the end.
I see.
It never ends with a sad feeling.
If you end it with a sad feeling, you'll have a lot of problems later.
It's not a happy ending.
The perverted super power's cells are like "thank you, it was fun, thank you, please do it again"
It's like "eh, eh" and you say "see you" with a smile.
That's a good thing.
It's a very good thing.
He's so heartful.
Yes, I think so.
I think so too.
Is there a time when you're scared?
Whether it's when I'm acting or when I'm directing a movie,
if I'm not directing, I think the actress will wake up.
If the director gets on the plane and says "let's do this, let's do that",
of course the actress will get on the plane too.
What do you say?
"Piritto".
Yes.
How do you make the movie go well?
Well, if I say "bang"
daijoubu ya, mata kou hiraite mattoitara eh ne?
Eh ne?
Kan!
But in the end...
Kan!
But in the end...
In the end, it's a smile.
A smile.
Both of you.
In the end, it's a smile.
I'm just going to say this much.
In the end, it's a smile.
But it's like that, like you said earlier, training animals.
It's like that.
Dogs don't laugh, but they do wag their tails.
They're happy.
In the end, it's a smile.
Ao ka ai en ka wakaren kedo, mata ne?
Ao ka ai en ka wakaren kedo, mo sora wa tsugi no en ya kedomo?
Tsugi, moshi, kimi, boku to ai en kamo shiren kedomo...
It fits!
Basically, even if we can't meet...
Even if we can't meet...
With what can you save it?
Well... what could it be...
Even if we can't meet...
Sorry, but like me, with dogs, like earlier,
Like, I could throw a toy at them,
throw a ball at them,
and as soon as the dog takes it in a mouthful, I could go "oh, sauce, sauce, sauce",
So I would give him something to eat and he would say "OK, let's go home."
So I thought it was a dog, but is it a stray dog?
Well, if you have a dog, you have a stray dog.
But if you have a stray dog and you get bitten by someone...
Your forehead turns red.
Sorry for making you wait.
Thank you. If it wasn't for this, I would be dead by now.
The stage is high.
Everyone has it.
But I won't do it anymore.
I've sealed my situation.
Thank you.
Who would believe you?
I'm done. I'm done.
I want to go back to normal people.
Are you a pervert?
I want to go back to normal people.
I'm done. I'm done.
I'm definitely going back.