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I hate myself, but please give up before the real thing.
The annual project of the New Year's party, Yamawan Grand Prix!
This project is the brake engineer's Toriumon!
Last week, more and more great people appeared!
Downtown's Katsumata, welcome!
It's a friendly reporter.
Who will reach the top of Yamawan Grand Prix?
Yamawan Grand Prix, the fierce second half, start!
Let's go! Let's continue, please!
New sensibility, bad jokes and manzai,
13th year of Asai Project, Nagareboshi!
Hello! I'm Nagareboshi! Nice to meet you!
First and middle!
I thought my heart would stop.
Let's do our best!
I love baseball.
Baseball is good!
I admire pitchers the most.
Pitchers are nostril-shaped.
I threw the ball!
What are you doing?
Yoshitomo, come!
At least show me your face.
You are doing it.
Show me your face.
You are doing it.
I can see you a little.
Show me your face.
I can't see you.
Do it in front of me.
I can't see you.
You are doing it.
Show me.
What is it?
You are doing it.
Show me.
That's enough.
Thank you very much.
Hosei, it's your turn.
Thank you.
I got 16 points.
That's a high score.
I got 16 points.
You were smiling.
Let's ask you, Tanaka.
How did you like it?
It was very exciting.
I had a lot of fun.
You didn't do it by yourself.
That's it.
He said "that's it" by himself.
That's it.
Now, next entertainer.
She is from Nariwa No Seishun Girls Yoshimoto Creative Agency.
She has been working for a 6th year.
She is from Amako Inter.
Let's have her.
Hello, I'm Amako Inter. Nice to meet you.
I know it's sudden, but I chased my dream and went to Tokyo, but I gave up my dream and broke up with my girlfriend and came back to my hometown, Osaka.
There are girls who help their parents' okonomiyaki restaurant.
That's right.
So I'd like to do it today.
I see.
So I'll be the girl at the okonomiyaki restaurant and you'll be my girlfriend.
Got it.
Thank you.
Anyway, welcome!
It's been a while.
You're still alive.
Come in.
What is she doing?
Come back soon.
You must be lonely because you can't see me, right?
What's so funny?
Huh?
I gave up my dream of becoming a model.
What's your background?
Osaka is the best.
You can make funny jokes about me, right?
What's so funny?
Do you want some potatoes?
Here you go.
Mom, one potato, please!
What's up with her?
Gara Gara.
Welcome!
Ms. Gonzaburou.
What's your name?
What are you doing here?
I wanted to talk to you.
Let's talk outside.
Okay.
You idiot!
That's not true!
Shut up and eat your potatoes!
Let's go!
Now, will you explain yourself?
I came to see you.
I wanted to talk to you.
From Tokyo?
Yes.
You idiot!
What's with you?
You still like me, don't you?
What's with you?
You're making me laugh!
That's not true!
Now, look at me.
Huh?
Hey!
Look at me!
Stop it!
Chie, look at me!
Look me in the eye and say it!
That you don't like me anymore.
I can't say that.
I really like you.
I really like you!
What can I say?
I'm not an idiot!
Hey, say something!
Say something!
Let's get married!
What are you talking about? Don't get mad at me!
Do you like me?
Will you be my wife?
Idiot!
I refuse!
Congratulations!
You said it so nicely!
I'm so happy!
You were amazing!
Let's hear your score!
Ten points! Ten points!
Twenty points!
To be honest, it was so funny!
It was so noisy!
Do you like me?
Let's hear your score!
The dark impersonator who finally wakes up after sleeping too much,
Sony Music Artists' 20th year,
Mr. Zako of Hollywood.
Here he is.
Hello, hello.
I'm a super fan. Nice to meet you.
I have two impersonations for you today.
Let's do it.
First of all, this one.
I'll impersonate Tohsiko Tahara who's been through a lot.
I'm Tohsiko Tahara.
I'm sorry!
Enoto, jango, jango, jango, bone.
Tosha, enoto, jango, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa.
Tosha, enoto, jango, wa, tosha, enoto, jango, wa.
Tosha, tosha, tosha, eno, eno, jango, jango, wa, wa, wa...
Jenga...
Boss, boss, boss, boss, boss, boss!
Okay, next one.
Next one is an impersonation of Mori Shintzu, who has been impersonated countless times.
Good evening!
I'm Mori Shinichi!
Good evening!
I'm Mori Shinichi!
Good evening!
I'm Mori Shinichi!
That's a lot of water.
Next, I will imitate an old man who is too old.
I'm old!
Learning how to operate an electric wire is difficult!
Next!
I will imitate an old man who is too old.
The usual imitation is "kuruu" but the old man version is...
Rengerengeren♪ Rengerengeren♪
Eeeeeeeh! Rengerengeren♪
Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool!
Thank you for watching the show!
"Harry Potter the Player".
It's been planned to be on air by now.
It almost exceeded scripted time.
"Harry Potter the Player"...
Rungurunguruunguru noonoonoonoonoonoonoonoon!
Oooooh!
Mr. Matsumoto, please introduce this character with us.
With pleasure.
Even though he's just an entertainer, his funny side and his not funny at all coexist.
I'm grateful for that.
However, Yamamoto-san was a bit strict.
What will the score be?
Hosei-san, please give us the score.
Two points!
Why two points?
I thought about it. I want him to participate in the High Tension Grand Prix.
Thank you.
How is it?
Hosei-san, please don't bully young people.
Yamamoto-san, please give us the score.
Yamamoto and Obakeyasuki's "Tanaka Taxi"
I don't like Obakeyasuki!
Don't push me!
Yamane is better!
Yamane is not here.
Hey, Yamane?
What?
Yamane?
Yamane!
At an izakaya, young comedians...
...are told harsh words.
An-Girls' "Kanaka Taxi".
Hey you!
Are you performing?
Aren't you performing?
You don't have energy!
Thank you very much!
When I performed for the second time...
...I couldn't say it clearly...
...but I had an eye contact with Hitoshi Matsumoto...
...and I was so moved that I almost cried.
- While you were performing... - You didn't cry, did you?
I'm in an amazing place right now.
I'm about to cry, too.
Why?
Why is that?
Why is Matsumoto about to cry?
Don't lose to an air guitar.
An orchestra without an instrument.
Convig 7th.
Two Rice.
Here you go!
- Don't mess with me! - What? What? What?
- Don't mess with me! - You're the one who's messing with me!
- At least it's salt! - At least it's enough!
What do you mean "at least it's salt"?
Aren't you a police officer?
You!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Haaah!
Hey! No! No! It hurts! Haaah!
You two are back together!
Thank you for your performance!
So, can you give us your score?
Eh?
Eh? In the end, what score did you get?
I'll say it, of course I'll say it.
I'm sorry, Tsundai-san.
I'm really sorry.
Endo, change for me!
Change for me!
Listen to me!
Change for me!
What kind of comedy is this?!
This is your own coverage project, Hosei-san!
So, Mosmo-san, what did you say to Tsundai-san just now?
Here?!
Well...
If I may use Endo's way of saying it...
I want you to sell.
I want you to do your best and sell.
This year.
The self-described "self-doubted" comedian.
He's been in this project for 18 years.
Sparrows, please!
Hi, I'm Sparrows. Nice to meet you.
It's my 18th year as a self-described "self- doubted" comedian. I'll do my best.
I have a favor to ask of you all.
What's up with you all of a sudden?
Don't laugh at our jokes!
What's up with you all of a sudden?
Your half-hearted laughter will put us in a bad position and waste our career.
Don't say "waste"!
I want to quit!
Don't say "quit" all of a sudden!
I have a favor to ask of you all on Twitter.
Who's on Twitter?
HiHi, Sugi-chan, Viking and others.
Don't say "the trend of self-described "self- doubted" comedian is declining".
It's declining now, so it's fine, right?
I'm really looking forward to it.
Let's look forward to it.
I have a favor to ask of the staff of "Gaki no Tsukai".
To the staff.
Don't air it on TV from New Year's Day!
Don't say that!
I'm looking forward to it.
Let's look forward to it!
At the end of the year, you can go home and quit.
What kind of chance is that?
Don't take a chance!
I'm getting a chance now!
I have a favor to ask of my junior, Angerz Yamane.
If you say it with a big pinpoint...
Don't say "we used to work part-time together".
You can say "we worked part-time together".
You still have a career ahead of you!
It's too sad!
I have a favor to ask of Hosei.
At the end, Hosei, with a pinpoint...
Yamawan Grand Prix... Don't make me win!
I said, why?!
Winning at the Yamawan Grand Prix...
Will make your life go crazy!
Go crazy?!
Thank you very much!
Yamatsu-san!
There's a memo that you've been struggling with money.
I've been involved with more than 40 financial companies.
40 companies?! Really?!
I've borrowed money and returned it.
I've been thinking only about payment.
I think there's a way for humans to think.
About 90% of people think only about payment.
The other 2% do comedy.
I went to the government for advice.
For 8 or 9 years, I've been paying only interest.
There's a way to organize your finances.
All of a sudden, I was told to cut 12 cards in front of me.
All of a sudden!
I didn't have to pay anymore.
All of a sudden, the 90% that I was paid for...
All of a sudden, it all fell apart.
All of a sudden, I had emotions.
When I left the building...
When I opened the door...
At first, I smelled spring.
You smelled spring.
I was breathing spring.
Every time I walked, I smelled weeds.
I couldn't walk more than 20 meters in 40 minutes.
I called people to say thank you.
The world has changed.
It's amazing!
I was 90% paid!
I had to calm down.
I went for a cup of coffee for 180 yen.
I drank coffee.
I felt like Brazil's farmland was being picked up.
It's amazing!
So, Mr. Hosei...
Ta-dah!
15?
15 points!
I love talking about debt.
I think there is such a thing.
I think you know it.
I'm a genius.
The last entry of the day, please.
"They Collaborate with Hell", "Traumatic Trauma Story", "Wild Bombs" and "Gallet in Fukushima", please.
Hello, it's time for "Music Super".
I'm the host.
Today, we have a wonderful guest.
Komekomekura-san... No, Komekomekura-san!
What do you think about the song?
Yes, it's a medley.
Here we go!
I love you
I love you too
Hey James, what's up with your fingers?
Thanks for asking, grandpa. I'm working part-time at a store.
Let's go together next time.
Apricot
Dark green
Apricot
Dark green
Even if
the days we spent together
don't get stronger
I love you
I love you too
Dark green
Even if
the days we spent together
don't get stronger
Apple or cacha?
Tachikome wa nani ga arunda?
Nini no kogo ga
tsumuyoku nakeru
kyoto
zenryo ni
daisuku no
yoki wo kashini kuretari
Why is my hand shaking?
Are you serious? I'll beat you up until you can't open your eyes.
Thank you.
What's going on?
What's going on with you guys?
No, no.
Please come in.
I hope you like it.
It's wonderful.
What should we do?
We have a souvenir for you.
Yes, we do.
It's New Year's Day.
Don't worry about it.
I brought some souvenirs for you, Matsumoto-san.
Thank you.
I'm scared. I'm not used to that face.
I think you are the best comedian.
I'm not sure about you, but you are the best comedian in the past.
Fujiyama Kanbi-san's "slice deco".
Kanbi-san's "slice deco".
Did you get it?
I got it in Machinaka Piara.
Did you make it yourself?
Yes, I did.
I also brought something for you, Hosei-san.
You are going to get a score for this, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
It's "rakugo".
I brought Kume-hiroshi's "stergo".
Kume-san is still alive.
How did you get it?
Kume-san is already 22 years old.
Let's go for the score, Hosei-san.
It's "all last".
I'm pointing my finger at you.
Let's go for the score.
Thank you for coming.
Please go ahead.
Ouch!
The audience is excited with this gig.
Matsumoto-san's "shushi warai panashi".
Is it good?
I'm jealous.
Jealous?
You are making us laugh.
It's not about that. I'm jealous.
It's not about that?
Jealousy, jealousy, jealousy, jealousy, jealousy.
All negative emotions are coming out.
The result of their fate is finally announced.
Who will stand on top of the glorious Yama-one Grand Prix?
Who will be the winner of this year?
It was very difficult this time.
Because there are so many people.
Because there are so many options, it was very difficult.
Matsumoto-san, what do you think of the total votes?
The total votes...
Because it's Yama-one Grand Prix...
That's right.
I'm sorry for saying it all of a sudden.
Let's go, Hosei-san!
The winner is...
ABAGABI!
It's fine if you write it on this tree, but...
The trophy is yours. Congratulations!
And this is...
The bonus prize!
We'll give you one of the many prizes!
Let's say something to Kou-san.
I love you!
Thank you!
Hey, say something!
Say it! Say it!