AISubs v3.5
Yes, yes...
He became the legal student of the month...
Okay!
24th!
Chiki-chiki! I'll do my best to laugh like a heavyweight this year too!
Youth versus youth!
What's going on?
I became the legal student of the month...
What?
So it's starting to go around.
It didn't go around last year, did it?
It didn't go around last year...
It didn't.
So I became the legal student of the month...
Maybe some of you thought you wouldn't see me dancing this year...
But I'll do my best!
Yeah!
I'm sorry.
If I were you...
I'd be dancing to Otomo's "Yoru ni Parma"
I thought it was really funny.
Otomo-san...
You were the first dad to fail at that when you were in high school, weren't you?
Don't you think you should say something about this, partner?
Well...
I'm afraid I can't do anything about my partner's defense power of becoming an influencer early in the new year.
I can't do anything about it.
Well...
I can't do anything about it without you, Hama- san.
All right.
So I'll be dancing to "Kagami Biraki" by myself today.
Everyone, please take your glasses a little forward!
Congratulations!
Thank you for your support in 2013!
Thank you!
Thank you for your support in 2013 in terms of musical instruments!
I can't move forward.
"Gaki no Tsukai Dai Shinnen Kai" is celebrating the beginning of the year for the 24th time this year!
With the staff returning to their positions and drinking, they spend a peaceful time!
I'm in my coat and eating bread.
This is red, right?
I can't tell at all.
It's ugly.
It's like I'm in an elevator.
I'm staring at you with a serious face.
It's like I'm in a freezing environment.
I don't care what I do.
The 7th Gaiyama 1 Grand Prix!
(The 7th Gaiyama 1 Grand Prix!)
Aiming for the star of tomorrow,
Yamawan 1 Grand Prix!
I'm Nezuchi!
This show has discovered hundreds of break entertainers every year!
What kind of new stars will appear this year?!
Chikitei Hosei-san, please sing "Kaikai no Kotoba."
Yoshikoo!
I don't think a gag from 18 years ago will come up.
I've never seen that gag before.
I want to see it once.
Let's have the 6th entertainer appear!
Yes!
World-class high-tension sexy,
aiming for world domination,
the 21st Otaru-san!
Please!
MAD SEXY!
Today, I'll show you my everyday sexiness!
You and... you and...
This guy!
Make some noise!
MAD FANS SEXY!
Cheer for me!
Osu!
Today's match is between us, the cheering squad.
You guys!
Make some noise!
O-SI-RI!
Shake it! Shake it! O-SI-RI!
MAD SEXY!
O-SI-RI!
One in ten people, 41 years old, have reached this level of metamorphosis!
Last sexy!
Fireflies...
Ah, away from the hustle and bustle of the city...
Coming to see fireflies...
What a luxury!
H-h-hotaru, come!
Fireflies are here! Fireflies are here!
Wait for me!
Huh? What's that?
What's that?
I can't believe I'm touching it!
Help me!
Thank you very much!
I've been doing this for 21 years...
Yes...
And it's my first time on TV...
Your first time?!
Is it your first time on TV, Hosei-san?!
It's my first time!
Is it?!
You're a big star, aren't you?!
I can't stop shivering!
Can I ask you something?
You're wearing something like this around your neck...
Hosei-san, can you say something?
But it was really good!
Huh?
It was good.
Overall...
"Really good" is my perfect score...
Shall we move on to points?
Hosei-san, please give us your score!
10 points!
This is my first time and I like the face.
Your first time?
Yes, it's my first time and I like the face.
I look at the face a lot and I don't look at it that much.
The face is my type and that's why it's 10 points.
Congratulations!
Thank you!
They're both defense, defense.
Entertainer, please!
Yes!
Happou Styrool Dreamer, 12th year.
Happou-kun, please!
Thank you for having me!
Happou-kun can make Happou Styrool in any shape with Styrool Cutter.
He doesn't know how to use it at all!
Then, Happou-kun will start!
There is a similar thing called "hair cutting" and that's Happou Styrool version.
It's a little different from cutting hair with scissors.
Happou Styrool can be cut while melting it with heat.
I'm excited!
That's why I made a branch.
It's me from last year's branch!
Happou Styrool can be cut like this!
Happou-kun, I like it!
Happou Styrool is good!
I think there are people who want it this year.
So, Happou-kun, I want you to do Happou Styrool!
Happou Styrool!
Oh, it became a snake!
Happou Styrool!
Finally, it became the last work!
I would like to make something on Happou-kun's original song!
Music, start!
Happou-kun is using Happou for the performance time!
Please wait for a little bit!
It will be done in 3 seconds!
Everyone!
It will be done in 3 seconds!
Everyone!
OK!
3!
2!
1!
It is done!
Happou-kun!
This time, Happou-kun has made this person whom he respects!
It is Downtown's Futohi Matsumoto!
Wow!
It is amazing!
With this, Downtown's work is done!
Wow!
It is great!
Thank you for coming! Thank you!
Thank you very much!
What are you going to do with this?
I'm going to put this in Matsumoto-san's bag.
Since Matsumoto-san is here...
You're coming! You're coming!
On the contrary! On the contrary!
Your live-streaming is coming there!
What should we do with this?
If you can make a song for Matsumoto-san...
Can you do it?
Please do!
I'd like to do it!
Start!
I know Tokyo and I'm 72 years old.
I want to be famous.
I want you to remember my face.
But recently I've been looking down.
I did it!
If you can make a song for Matsumoto-san...
You can do anything.
This is the song I made!
I made it!
Wow!
You're amazing!
This is...
14 points!
More than full points!
Wow!
Kusik and Shisho sent you 8 points.
That's right!
It's 10 points from the name point of view!
It's a wonderful performance! 4 points!
Congratulations!
I'd like to announce it now!
It's a tight contest of 1 or 8.
The 8th contestant is Jau!
Go ahead!
Start!
Contestant! A close friend!
Takatsuki!
What are you doing?
Don't die!
Live!
Hey!
Don't die!
You're going to Tsurutontan for the first time next year, right?
You can't die now!
You'll be 11th grade starting tomorrow!
Takatsuki!
You've got a lot of miles, don't you?!
This is a rumor.
It's a rumor, but...
The Slumdunk sequel is about to start!
You're going to Tsurutontai for the first time next week, aren't you?!
It's huge, so come and see!
Takatsuki...
Don't miss next week's Friday Roadshow!
Are you okay?!
Um...
You pulled it!
I'm sorry!
Good job!
He was laughing, but he laughed a lot.
Please give him a score!
It broke.
It broke! Ten points!
Ten points!
He got arrested, but he ran away!
You look like him!
The impossible comedian of the century!
13th grade, Kikorin!
I'm Kichi Nakai.
You look like him!
Today...
I'd like you to look at various Kichis.
First of all, Kichi Nakai, who talks in his own unique way...
...than the drama "Fuzoroi no Ringo-tachi".
Why?
Why?!
Why do you say that?!
I know, but...
But you don't say it like that, do you?!
I may not have the right to say it like this...
But I don't like it!
I don't like it!
Next, if Rakai Kiichi is suspected of smuggling drugs, why... why... does he say he's a smuggler?!
I've touched it... I've certainly touched it... but if it's the back of my hand, isn't it safe?!
I may not have the right to say this, but I don't like being arrested!
Thank you very much, Kikunin-san!
Thank you very much!
You're watching, aren't you?
Is there anything you'd like to apologize for to Nakai Kiichi-san?
When I first saw Nakai Kiichi-san's story on TV for the first time,
when I saw the screenplay, next to my picture,
there was his picture, right?
Yes, yes, there is.
When I saw that, his picture and the one next to it were reversed.
Well, you know...
Yes?
You looked like him...
Yes?
...and you look just like me now.
I love you.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
I'm looking forward to it.
Right?
I'm looking forward to it.
Thank you!
Huh?!
You two look alike!
This is the worst past!
It's the worst, isn't it?
It might be!
It might be the first time Nakai has done it.
Well, to be honest, I'm scared.
Scared, scared, scared.
What does it mean?
It means that people like me, who are always in the middle of a scandal,
should be crushed as soon as possible.
I'm sorry.
I don't think you are someone who can be covered up.
A sexual debate! A sexual debate!
A sexual debate!
A sexual debate has come up!
You just said your own words in a sexual debate.
A sexual debate has come up.
Kii-chan, you look like you're wearing white clothes.
Kii-chan, are you okay?!
Are you okay?!
The seventh year of the Violence Control Professionals,
"impossible"!
Here you go!
Hisson Sugozonin! 2013!
First one!
Where the hell are you looking at?!
H-Hello? It's me.
Oh, wait a minute!
Hey! You there! Hey!
What is it?
What the hell are you looking at?!
I'll smash you with my flash!
H-Hello?
But... I just defeated...
...a mobile...
...tank!
You two!
I'll smash you with my flash!
What is that thing?!
Wow!
It's hot...
Wow!
Hot!
Ow! It hurts!
Ow! Ow!
Oh, my boobs are dirty again...
Milk...
Milk!
Third one!
Gatango-ton, gatango-ton, gatango-ton...
I knew it, blood face is the best!
Ah, I'm sorry for a moment ago...
I'm sorry for a moment ago...
Ah, I'm sorry for a moment ago...
I'm sorry for a moment ago...
I'm sorry for a moment ago, Takashi!
I've been waiting for you since work!
Thank you! Thank you!
Thank you!
And also, including the story,
Shinwon-nii was a little...
Nia-nia...
Yes! He laughed...
Let's hear Shinwon-nii-san's thoughts...
How was your first step?
It's really interesting how you've changed...
Huh?
It's interesting how you've changed...
Kosei-san, please give us your score!
Oh! 9 points!
These two...
Um...
They like it, don't they?
The devil of scolding created by the isolated society...
Sony Music Artists...
12th year...
"Modern Times"...
Here you go!
Hello!
Good afternoon!
We...
Um...
We belong to Sony Music Artists...
Um...
I think we're very famous for our music...
But we also do comedy...
It's an agency that brought together comedians who couldn't belong to any other agencies...
It's really boring!
We don't even have a single comedy!
I was wondering why...
And I looked at the comedians...
And then...
They dressed up like ninjas...
They took out their real shurikens...
They pushed out their shurikens against the board they brought...
And they just showed it to the audience...
That's the kind of story they did...
It's really boring!
I thought they were crazy!
There's a guy who disappears in the middle of it.
And where did he go? He got on the train and was collecting magazines on the shelf.
It's crazy! I saw the story the other day. It's really boring!
What the hell is this?
And at the end of the year, there's an event called "SMA hope competition".
This is an event where all entertainment companies decide who will be number one at the end of the year.
In 2011, Yadan won this year's SMA hope competition.
Who the hell is Yadan?!
Yadan in 2012... You've never heard of it, right?
This is really boring!
It's a weird story.
Of course, it's not funny once in a year, but it's not funny even if it's been a year.
The SMA hope competition in 2012 just ended recently.
The winner is Shonan Destrade.
Who the hell is Shonan Destrade?!
In 2013, I saw Shonan Destrade.
I saw the story. It's really boring!
It's not a coincidence!
It's really boring!
But there are celebrities who are popular in our agency.
For example, Mr. Viking.
Mr. King of Gold, who won first place.
And Mr. Amemiya.
Thank you for your help in Yamawan the other day.
And there are other celebrities who are popular.
For example, Daiyu Koume.
It's all his fault! He's the cause of everything!
It's really boring! It's all his fault! Who the hell is he?!
We all say that.
Well, thank you, 3 MUSIC ARTISTS!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
Now, Matsumoto-san...
Well, because you made it to the end...
He was...
Yes.
He was a little surprised, wasn't he?
Let's go, Hosei-san.
Please give us your score!
2 points?!
It's low.
To be honest...
It's too new for me. Is it scary?
It's scary?
Yes.
It's a little scary for me.
For you?
What is it?
My number one!
Your number one?
Yes.
When I was 14...
I went on a date with...
The comedian Maeda Atsuko, who caused all of that commotion...
Will now reveal his secret story!
First year, Kintaro-san!
Here you go!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hello! Good boy, strong boy, cute boy, I'm Kintaro!
I've always wanted to be beautiful, right?
And I've been thinking about it a lot, but to say "how to be beautiful" is to lose weight, isn't it?
So-called "bongi-bong body", yes, yes, yes, "bongi-bong body"
Huh? That means "panky pan", right? "Panky pan", right? "Panky pan", right? "Panky pan", right? "Panky pan", right? "Panky pan", right? "Panky pan"!
"Panky pan"!
So, if I become beautiful, I'd like to do a tennis rally with my senior whom I admire!
Kintaro, let's play tennis!
Leave it to me, senior! "Panky pan"! "Panky pan"! Senior, you're pretty good! You too, "panky pan"!
"Panky pan"! "Panky pan"! "Panky pan"! "Panky pan"! "Panky pan"! "Panky pan"! "Panky pan"!
"Panky pan"! "Panky pan"! "Panky pan"! "Panky pan"! "Panky pan"! "Panky pan"! "Panky pan"! "Panky pan"! "Panky pan"! "Panky pan"! "Panky pan"! "Panky pan"! "Panky pan"! "Panky pan"! "Panky pan"! "Panky pan"! "Panky pan"! "Panky pan"! "Panky pan"! "Panky pan"! "Panky pan"! "Panky pan"! "Panky pan"! "Panky pan"! "Panky pan"! "Panky pan"! "Panky pan"! "Panky pan"! "Panky pan"! "Panky pan"! "Panky pan"! "Panky pan"! "Panky pan"! "Panky pan"! "Panky pan"! "Panky pan"! "Panky pan
Thank you very much!
It was a short period of time, wasn't it?
You were wearing gloves, weren't you?
That's right. I don't know why, but...
I don't know why, but...
Yes.
Can I...
Can I do it?
One, two, three, four!
Hello, everyone. I'm Menatsuto.
Can you all come forward?
When I was 14 years old, I ate an AKMU potato oneself.
Of course, there are people who don't like me.
Even if you don't like me, you don't like the real Menatsuto...
Mr. Pancake!
Stop it!
Mr. Pancake!
Stop it!
So, Mr. Matsumoto, what do you think of this?
Well, this is...
This is really "Masakari-damashii".
"Masakari-damashii", right?
Yes, yes, yes.
It's "Masakari-damashii", isn't it?
Yes, it is!
Mr. Hosei, please give us your score!
12 points!
Next week...
10 points! 10 points! 20 points!
The second half of the Yamaman Grand Prix!
Shut up!
This year, the comedians will fight for a break!
Even veteran comedians with 20 years of experience will participate!
To be honest, it was really fun!
And that comedian will perform a super-hot collaboration!
Will he get a prize?
Prize!
"Gaki no Sky" DVD, volume 18!
"Don't Laugh! Airport at 24 o'clock"!
It's a lottery!
Masai Hizoe's perfect version!
It's sold over 4 million copies!