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Before filming "Gaki no Tsukai", they don't show up.
All of you are wearing glasses.
All of you.
Don't you do "racist" or something like that?
I'm not afraid of "racist".
Are you afraid of anything?
I love it.
Thank you.
I was listening to my own conversation outside.
I was going to hold my breath until there was laughter, but I was about to die of pain.
I'm glad you came.
Who was it? Do you know him?
Him.
What?
Hamada.
Did you forget Hamada?
Can you come here for a second?
That's enough.
That was the worst quiz ever.
Hamada said he wanted to do "the mystery he came up with".
There were three people who couldn't answer that difficult question.
A frying pan!
A hat!
What is it?
Why don't you answer me?
You came up with "the mystery he came up with", didn't you?
What does Hamada want to do this time?
It's a show that Ameagari is doing.
Magical.
Yes, yes, yes.
It seems like Hamada happened to watch it at home.
I can't stop laughing.
It's funny.
It's funny even if you don't know it.
It's funny even if you know it.
It's funny no matter what you do.
I want to do Magical Hamada.
Magical Hamada.
What's that?
It's a banana.
Banana.
I want to make it into a motif and do it myself.
I'm only interested in that now.
I'm not interested in women's bodies anymore.
Women's bodies are no longer Magical.
I don't know what you mean.
I thought you meant it.
I see.
What kind of conversation do you usually have?
Are you laughing?
Don't laugh!
If you say it's Hamada, it's Logan.
If you say it's Hamada, it's Hizakusai.
Only Kubetsu's head is black and white.
Powering up Magical Brain Power, which was very popular in the 90s,
Magical Hatena, which is currently airing.
Hamada wants to try that show himself.
The three who were going to go with it were taken to Matsumoto and brought to that combination's dressing room.
I see.
Good morning.
Can we talk with you for a second?
What did you want to say earlier?
You said Magical Hatena.
That's right.
Magical Hatena.
Hamarda-san is still in his room.
Magical Hamada.
We are doing Magical Hatena.
That's right.
He likes it and wants to do Magical Hamada.
Magical Hamada?
I would like to refuse if I could refuse.
But Magical Hatena, you like it and want to do it.
Anyway, I'm looking forward to it.
He has been laughing since he woke up this morning.
Because he said he could do Magical Hamada.
Let's go out together and use the set as it is.
After the rain, he explained the situation and agreed to go to the studio where Hamada is waiting.
Hey!
You are late! I've been waiting for you!
Come on!
Hey!
You are late!
Did you explain the situation?
Yes, I did.
He agreed to participate in the rain.
Really?
Yes, I did.
Is it necessary?
Why did you change your hairstyle?
I don't know if I can say it with my head.
You want one, don't you?
I want one.
Have you done Magical Hatena before?
You know Magical Hatena, don't you?
Yes, we do.
You know Magical Hatena, don't you?
Yes, we do.
Let's do Magical Hamada.
Magical Hamada?
Magical Hamada version.
Okay, let's do it.
I'm sorry for changing the set.
Magical Hamada starts now.
What is the content of Magical Hamada?
The first game is...
Magical Hamada!
Here is the rule of Magical Hamada.
If you say Hamada, you can do it.
Can we say "If you say Hamada, you can do it" all the time?
If you say Hamada, you can do it.
I see.
If you say Hamada, you can do it.
Yes.
All the time?
Yes, you can say it all the time.
Yamadaki!
Didn't I say it before?
How many times do you say the same thing?
Come on, Yamadaki.
Don't say it like that.
I'm sorry.
Here we go.
Ready, set...
Magical Hamada!
"Hamada" is "koha".
"Hamada" is "oshare".
"Hamada" is "yasashii".
"Hamada" is "okanemochi".
"Hamada" is "urekko".
"Hamada" is "uta ga umai".
"Hamada" is "tsukkomi no tensai".
"Hamada" is "kouhai no mendo".
Eh?
What is it?
Eh? What is it?
I'm cold.
Cold? Cold? Cold?
Let's not do this.
What is "kouhai"?
It's not "kouhai".
What are you laughing at?
Don't laugh!
Do it seriously.
I'm not laughing, right?
I want you to do it seriously.
Yes.
Just a smile is fine.
It's like "bishou", right?
Yes.
"Bishou" is "tattara".
"Bishou" is "hamada".
But it's fine, right?
Is it this much?
How is "hamada"?
I think it was good.
Do it again.
You're laughing too much.
Do it again.
You're doing "binta" at such a fast pace.
Do it again.
"Hamada" is "nani nani" right?
Yes.
Let's do it. Let's have fun.
Let's do it.
One, two...
Magical "hamada"
"Hamada" is "tsuyoi"
"Hamada" is "chinchikuri"
"Hamada" is "kansai"
"Hamada" is "kuchibiratsui"
"Hamada" is "egahetakusou"
"Hamada" is "rougan"
"Hamada" is "higakusai"
Hey!
Ouch!
You've been doing it for a while.
What's with you?
There are many "hamada"s.
Look at "hamada" more.
Where did you see "hamada"s?
Answer me!
Are you kidding me?
What's with you and "hamada"s?
You're the most annoying.
You "hamada"s...
I'm really angry with you.
Let's change the game!
I don't think like this anymore.
Let's change the game.
Let's change our mood.
Let's go!
The next game is...
"Hamada's Magical Exhibition"!
This "hamada" three letters...
Three letters, yes.
Let's change it to two letters and say "hawaii" for example.
I see.
If you say it as a word, it's okay.
Yes, yes, yes.
There are a lot of "hawaii" in the world, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
Let's go!
One, two...
Wait, wait, wait.
Your ears...
Can you hide your ears?
I'm sorry.
Can you stop showing your ears?
I'm sorry.
All of a sudden...
You're stupid, aren't you?
Isn't it stupid to show your ears?
Stop it.
Isn't it stupid to show your ears in that hairstyle?
No, it's not stupid.
One, two...
"Ha" is...
"Hamada" three letters...
Three letters, yes.
Let's change it to two letters and say "hagaki" for example.
"Hamada" three letters...
Three letters, yes.
Let's change it to two letters and say "hasami" for example.
It's all "ha".
"ha", "ma" and "da" have three letters and you're telling me to change two.
No, I think it's easy to understand.
That's right.
No, but I want to see a lot of things from the viewer's point of view.
Until now, you've been changing "ha" all of a sudden.
It's funny to lose "ha" all of a sudden.
If you don't change it since then...
Isn't it?
Please, don't say "ha" all of a sudden.
Let's go!
One, two...
That's right!
Change "amada" to "semai".
Change "amada" to "omame".
Sorry, sorry.
It doesn't change at all.
What are you talking about?
Is it changed?
Is it because "futamoji" is also changed?
But "futamoji" is changed from the beginning.
Change "futamoji" from "futamoji".
If "futamoji" is changed, it's impossible for me.
Impossible?
I don't know it at all.
I don't think it's possible at all.
"sosei" and "ha" are "futamoji".
So, you leave "ha" as it is?
Leave "ha" as it is.
But, how about "hama" as well?
It's easy to understand.
Is it possible?
Leave "hama" as it is?
Leave "hama" as it is.
Let's go!
Leave "hama" as it is?
One, two...
Change, change...
Magical "hama"
Change "hama" from "futamoji" to "futamoji".
hama-chi
Change "hama" from "futamoji" to "futamoji".
hama-chi
Change "hama" from "futamoji" to "futamoji".
hama-ne
Was it a person's name?
Impossible.
I'm sorry.
I was thinking of "hamane".
I was only thinking of "hamane".
"Hamane" is another person's name.
Come on.
I wanted you to understand "hamane" a little more.
What's wrong with you?
"Hamane" is not a good name.
I was motivated and said "hamane" in a bad way.
"Hamane" was doing a gag.
I couldn't help it.
I was told "hamane" was delicious and I was told "pyon" in a bad way.
I don't think so at all.
Is it our fault?
I apologize for now.
I don't intend to do anything wrong.
How can I apologize honestly?
First of all, you weren't energetic when I saw you.
"Tanaka" is no good at all.
You were lazy.
I intended to comfort you, of course.
I thought "Tanaka" was dangerous.
I've been told that all the time.
My mother said it, too.
Isn't he motivated?
I don't think so.
Let's apologize properly.
Let's apologize to "Tanaka".
Where is "Kanada"?
- What is it? - Um...
- It's about Shanghai and SMG. - You're so quiet.
- What are you talking about? - Um...
- Excuse me. - What is it?
- Excuse me. - Yes?
- What is it? - Um...
- It's about an overseas meeting. - An overseas meeting?
- Yes. - An overseas meeting.
- I don't think it's possible. - What is it?
- Everyone has something to say. - Yes.
Since Mr. Hamada...
He was looking forward to playing "Magical Hamada".
But it didn't go as planned.
I'm sorry.
It was my first time, so I was a little confused.
But now I know what the game is about.
I'm confident that I'll have fun and do well next time.
Can you let me play "Magical Hamada" one more time?
I think you're having fun in a wrong way.
But it's not like you're not having fun.
I think you're having fun in a different way.
And now that I think about it...
I think you all had a lot of fun.
- What are you talking about?! - Are you kidding me?!
Tanaka!
Are you kidding me?! This is a big problem!
- I'm not kidding you. - You're kidding me.
I'm sorry, I'm not kidding you.
- Mr. Hamada, shall we continue our meeting? - What is this about?
- No, it's about overseas business. - What is it about?
No, it's about Asia, America, and the world wide.
What are you kidding me about?!
Are you kidding me?! You're not kidding me!
You're not kidding me!
I'm not kidding you.
Is there such a thing?
I'm stressed out in the morning.
You come in for a meeting and say you want to apologize, but you're messing around somewhere.
It's ridiculous!
We're talking about global business.
Yes.
Right, Okamoto?
That's right.
From Asia, America, and then I think I'll go to Europe.
What are you talking about?
Are you making fun of the company's position?
Shut up!
That's part of your stress.
Can you do it?
I can do it!
If you can't do it, I can't do it either.
Do you think you look like you're crying or laughing?
Yes, I do.
You're wrong.
You're really wrong.
I'm sorry.
No, no, no.
When people say you look like you're crying or laughing...
I'm crying.
I'm sorry.
Let's do it!
Yes!
Let's do it!
I feel like I'm out of this weird sea.
Yes, yes, yes.
I don't think things will get serious from now on.
Yes, yes, yes.
I'm sorry!
I'll do it!
Yes!
Matsumoto-san, let's do it!
Yes, I understand!
Let's do it!
Hamahama Panic!
Now, it's Hamahama Panic!
Everyone, please quietly take one bone in front of Hamada-san who is sleeping.
But, if Hamada-san wakes up, you will be in panic.
He is sleeping.
Then, let's go! Hamahama Panic!
Start!
He is not waking up at all.
He is waking up, isn't he?
On the contrary, because he is sleeping, he is waking up.
He is sleeping.
But, if he shakes, he will wake up, right?
It's dangerous.
But, it doesn't matter. He will wake up.
He is getting bigger and bigger.
He got it! He got it!
But, he is really sleeping.
I know.
Hamada-san, it's dangerous.
He got it! He got it!
His eyes opened!
Are his eyes open?
No, no.
They're like this when asleep.
His eyes are like this.
He's asleep.
I saw him like this when I was in Okinawa.
I saw him like this when I was in Taimuru Bushi.
Did you see him wake up?
I saw him like this.
Did you see him wake up?
Taimuru Bushi...
He was on a journey.
But if you spend too much time,
it'll be a problem.
Yes, it's completely...
Ah, it's cutting off.
His neck...
He has no choice but to go.
He's looking at you.
Of course not! He's sleeping!
What about his sleeping habits?
Everyone, listen.
He's sleeping.
Can you see? Can you see how scary it is?
He's sleeping completely.
Look, he's moving.
Isn't he sleeping a lot?
Is he sleeping?
Isn't it a battle posture?
He's sleeping.
Scary!
He's sleeping a lot.
Ah, he's sleeping!
Go!
Go to him!
You woke me up!
- No, I'm not! - You're wearing like a skirt!
- Skirt! - Your skirt is so hot!
What's with you?
You're like a eye patch!
- You have a nose like an eye patch! - Do you even look like it?
Don't you eat it?
- Nose like an eye patch! - You're puking from under your eye!
You have a bad nose!
You said that while you were sleeping. So no one gets mad!
- Huh? - That kind of game?
- That kind of game?
- No, no, no. I thought you were tired. I felt sorry for you.
- Huh? - Then what happened?
- You should have let him sleep a little longer.
- But you told me you didn't like games. - That's right.
- You were serious about it. - That's why!
- You're tired, so you're still sleeping, right?!
- But if you do that...
- You're sleeping with your bone-loving hands, right?!
- Bone-loving hands...
- If you take that bone, you'll be angry!
- I'm telling you to stop that!
- Then what happened? - Apologize.
- Huh? Apologize for what?
- You were trying to take the bone of a hand that Mr. Hammer values so much...
- But you're sleeping like that, and you're sorry.
- Do you understand? - It's "tei".
- "Tei" is "bone-loving hand", right? - Yes.
- You're taking the bone of a hand that Mr. Hammer values so much...
- But you're sleeping like that, and you're sorry.
- You're sleeping like that, and you're sorry.
- You're not angry, right? - I don't know the grammar well.
- What are you talking about? - What's up?
- You don't know the grammar well? - No, but...
- "Oh, they're angry", that's what makes me angry.
- "Oh, they're so sorry, they don't understand grammar", that's what I love about them.
- Oh, but you're taking the bone of a hand that Mr. Hammer values so much...
- Excuse me!
- We've arranged everything well...
- I see...
- Shanghai, Hong Kong, Taipei, Bangkok... - Yes...
- And well, Los Angeles as well... - Yes...
- And well, Mr. Hamazu... - Yes...
- Well, as a company... - Yes...
- Oh, can I say something? I'm sorry... - Yes...
- Well, everyone's opinion is... - I'll say it! I'll say it!
- Yes... - Can't you tell by looking at me?
- Well, it's fine... - Yes, I'm sorry...
- Well, let me say something as a representative... - Yes...
- Well, Mr. Hamazu... - Yes...
- This bone... - Yes...
- He likes it and... - Yes...
- He's sticking it out... - Yes...
- And we took that bone... - Yes...
- And Mr. Hamazu... - Yes...
- He's sticking it out... - Yes...
- What are you saying? - Yes...
- I'm sorry... - I'm sorry...
- Musuki! - Yes?
- It's not like that! You should say it properly! - I'm sorry...
- You... - I don't know!
- I don't know why you're upset! - I'm sorry...
- I really feel like complaining! - I'm sorry...
- That's why it's like this! - I don't know what you're saying...
- You want to do it... - In short...
- In short, you want to do it! - Yes...
- One more time! - And Mr. Hamazu...
- He's sticking it out... - He's sticking it out...
- Mr. Hamazu likes that bone... - Yes...
- Mr. Hamazu is sticking it out... - Yes...
- We were trying to get that bone... - Yes...
- We were trying to get that bone... - Mr. Hamazu is sticking it out...
- What are you saying? - What? I don't know!
- I don't know! - What are you doing?
- Go home!
- Really, Mr. Hamazu... - What? What?
- Mr. Hamazu, what? - We don't need you anymore!
I don't need you guys as a company!
I'm not working hard at all.
I don't need you guys anymore.
Eh? I'll do my best.
I don't know what it means.
The smell...the smell...ouch!
See you next week!
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