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Chikichiki Chihara Seiji Completely Produced Culter Competition
Masumoto san, what are we doing today?
Last time we played cards in Rola.
It was fun.
So we decided to do it properly.
The rules were mixed up.
It was terrible.
And you fought with those rules.
Why did you fight in the end?
Because I didn't say anything.
If I didn't say anything, I would get a penalty.
Tsukitei san.
By the way, Yamazaki san.
Tsukitei san.
What should we do?
Yama chan and others...
You can call me Yama chan or whatever you like.
I just changed.
Can I call you "poo"?
"Poo"?
"Poo" doesn't suit you at all.
Until now.
Let's do it.
Seiji's appearance!
Why is this theme?
It suits you.
Thank you for coming.
Thank you.
It's Seiji's Karuta.
How was it?
The staff was surprised at how fast it was.
We played it all in four hours.
Four hours?
Four hours.
This reunion...
What did you say?
That's a penalty.
I...
When I looked at Seiji, he looked like when Egichi Yazawa was the most stubborn.
It's getting cooler little by little.
I'm running a store.
I'm going to make a poster to promote it.
You're good at this.
You're fast.
You're good at strange things.
You're good at unpleasant things.
You're good at strange things.
Chihara and Seiji produce "Karta Battle".
From sentences to illustrations, Seiji tries to make a karta.
The one who gets 10 cards first wins.
The punishment for the worst results is to shoot a poster to promote Seiji's store.
Who will it be?
Are you ready?
I don't want to lose.
Let's go for the first one.
Give me this.
Soyu Kabajo, from Kansai.
You're fast.
You're good at this.
You're good at strange things.
You're fast.
You're serious.
He's serious.
We usually ask for caps and watches from Kansai.
What does it mean?
He's from Tsugasaki.
Children of Nana are weaker than we think.
It depends. It depends.
It depends.
I'll say it honestly.
I'm sorry.
She says she's good at making funny faces, but she's actually cute.
Yes!
In front of you.
Okay, not today.
What do you mean by funny face?
She's trying to show off her cuteness, but her funny face is actually really cute.
That's not funny!
She's researching it.
She's researching it, too.
It's disgusting.
Can I have a funny face?
She's basically doing it all the time.
I've seen that kind of funny face before.
You've seen it before, right?
She's basically doing it all the time.
You're going to hit me?
Hide!
My neck hurts.
What's going on?
I can't speak.
Let's go to the next one.
What's your current score in life?
Did I get it right?
You got it right.
Oh, it's that digital thing.
How about you guys? What's your score?
I don't have a unique score.
What's your score?
Of course, I want to sell more.
60?
60.
I don't like you saying you want to sell more.
I want to sell more.
You want to drag people down?
I want to drag people down.
That's not your character.
That's not my character at all.
What's your score?
I have 44 points.
That's low.
Yes, it's low.
If I were Yamazaki, I'd get about 15 points.
I said it's pretty low, but I'm 44 years old.
I want to live up to 100 years old.
You get one more point per year?
Yes.
It goes up every year?
It goes up every year.
Is it that high?
Yes.
Let's go to the next one.
Sometimes, when I wake up in the morning and I don't remember anything,
there's ice cream in the freezer.
Really?
I don't remember it at all.
Yes!
I'm happy!
I don't remember it at all.
Did you run away last year?
I don't remember it at all.
Ice cream in the freezer.
I don't remember it at all.
You still don't remember it?
What? You don't remember it?
When I drink alcohol, I don't remember it.
But I do remember it sometimes.
When I was young, I used to do it with my dad.
I don't know what's going on.
I wanted to be born in a good family.
That's right.
The one with the worst grades has to advertise a political store.
It's like a store.
Even though he is confused by the complicated cards, he is determined to challenge himself.
In front of you.
I will challenge you.
You always say "this kid is not cute".
What is that?
I've been eating it for a long time.
This is just a coincidence.
You always say "this kid is not cute".
For example, who eats fried chicken?
That's right.
Don't look at the food and say it.
You say "I'll dip it in flour".
You don't fry it in oil.
You fry it in salt and pepper.
The meat is weird.
That's right.
I'm hungry.
Aren't you hungry?
You're sighing.
I'm hungry.
You're sighing again.
How about your daughter, Matsumoto?
It looks scary.
Ouch!
It's not in the movie, Seiji-san!
Seiji-san, it's not in the movie!
It's G-link, woman!
It's G-link!
Don't you know who it is?
It's similar!
It's Matsumoto-san's...
How is it?
I thought it would come one day.
What?
When I saw Hamada, I said, "I don't like this guy."
It finally came!
I don't like hitting my dad!
I see.
It's definitely a path for children.
And my wife said, "No, it's not like that."
But I said, "No, it's not like that."
Why?!
Nobody cares about you that much!
Hey!
I mean, what's wrong with you?!
It happened to be here!
Be quiet!
It happened to be here!
What do you mean?
What kind of picture is this?!
The edge of the elevator's door...
Like, a singer-manager is fixing her bangs like an idiot in a narrow place...
Isn't she an idiot?!
I don't know what you're talking about.
I've heard of it.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I'll quit.
I'll quit in about six months.
Just in case.
Here are the current rankings.
Yamazaki hasn't won a single card yet.
It's dangerous like this.
Rabbit, do you really like it that much?
There's something there.
That's a rabbit.
A rabbit is really cute when a girl says it, but is it really that cute?
No, it's cute, but it's not like "pyon, pyon, pyon", it's small like this.
Basically, girls who say they like rabbits are unreliable.
Don't you like rabbits, Seiji?
I like them.
What's with you?
You're old.
You're old for this trend.
"Give me a little" is prohibited.
Seiji produces cards that are more exciting than expected.
If you don't do it, I'll say you're stingy.
By the way, when I heard about you, I thought you were in the 4th grade of elementary school.
It's warm.
Yamazaki, who had been silent until now, has finally woken up and won three times in a row.
The match is in the middle of the game.
It's me.
Ouch, ouch, ouch.
You just took it from me.
This is bad. Yamazaki is chasing me.
It's you.
It's a shame.
It's you.
I'm lined up.
Me too.
Let's go.
This is bad.
It's not a rubbish.
It's quick to find out.
- Ka? - Ga? - Kai!
- Ka? - What?
- Ga? - Ka? - Guru.
It's beginning again!
- What happened? - It's begun again!
- Rubbish? - Rubbish.
I'm known for my rubbish talk.
But when I talk like this, people get my point quickly.
- What do you mean? - They understand it quickly.
When I say that, they treat me differently.
I sense it quickly.
They are fast.
For example, "Your insight is high now."
You should say like that.
You should use it in a negative way.
Because it is a positive thing.
I want you to say "Don't use it like that."
What do you think?
You pretended you were listening to me.
You were deceived.
You pretended you were listening to me.
I'm sorry.
My juniors also pretended they were listening to me.
I'm sorry.
What are you talking about?
They didn't listen me at all.
I know that.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, seniors.
You pretended you were listening to me.
I'm sorry, seniors.
You didn't pretend you were listening to me.
You still pretended you were listening to me.
He said it already.
I'll say it now.
What do you remember most about Christmas?
That's fast.
This was in the movie "Wakatta".
This was the best Christmas of my life.
I remember this from my childhood.
That was rare for Christmas.
Chicken thighs.
I was happy about it.
There was an aluminum foil at the end of the chicken.
With a white shell.
I was happy about it.
Every year, I put it on my thumb.
I was happy about it.
You throw it away and eat it.
Every year, I eat it here.
It doesn't fit in here.
I eat it like this, too.
I remember that.
Here we go.
The mother of a house where pancakes are served for breakfast is beautiful.
It's strong.
In the past, pancakes were served in the morning.
In the past, you had to make pancakes.
I remember that.
The mother of a house where pancakes are served for breakfast is beautiful.
You're making fun of me.
What?
You're making fun of me?
One by one.
Don't bite me.
Because you're non-cooperative.
That's not true.
Don't expose me.
I'm talking a lot.
Well, that's how Endon is too.
"I am coming." "You two are coming."
Shut up! Shut up!
"Help me!" "You two are coming!"
Let's go.
Rui may be right in calling his friends, but even if his friends call him, think Rui is calling his friends.
It's too long.
It may be right to call Tomo in the middle of a conversation.
But Tomo said to call Rui in the middle of a conversation.
You're wrong to stop it.
I think you're saying that, so go!
In the end, it's Germany and Endo.
In order not to miss the promotion poster shooting of Seiji's shop, the members challenge Karta without hesitation.
Why Osaka and Yamazaki?
The game gets even more heated in the second half.
Who will be humiliated?
Here are the current rankings.
Hamada and Yamazaki are in first place with seven copies.
In the third round, Matsumoto and Endo have only three copies and there is a big difference.
This is bad.
You can do it.
You can do it, too.
You came all the way here.
We're cooperating, but you're only getting points.
You're the worst.
Did you see that?
Did you really see it?
I didn't see it.
I didn't see it at all.
I thought you were a sage.
No, I won't let you deceive me!
I saw it.
You're the worst.
You only have three points.
You're the worst.
Look up.
Don't give me a sense of distance all of a sudden.
When I go, I go from here.
All right.
All right!
He's taking a step away.
Oh, my gosh!
This is bad.
Oh, my gosh!
This is bad.
All right!
This is good.
What? Distance?
Yeah.
Like elementary school...
Until yesterday...
Like what Chihara was saying before...
Suddenly becoming a priest...
Really?
You've been calling me a priest since today!
Elementary schoolers are gay!
What happened to you last night!?
I'll make that decision myself.
So don't blame me first.
When we eat together and I go to the bathroom and come back, you suddenly break your legs?
I've been sitting for a long time, so my legs just got numb.
I don't like it when I go to the bathroom, but I wanted you to say it in front of me.
You said you were going to break your legs.
We're not friends at all.
I don't like the way you're sneaking around.
Yes.
What?
It doesn't make sense at all.
It doesn't make sense.
I'm listening.
I've been listening.
I'm listening from the side.
I'm listening from here.
I'm a static person.
I'm doing a rack.
I'm definitely going to get minus points.
No, you can't.
It's weird for you guys to win.
I'm listening to you and doing it.
I'm not focused on the card.
That's why I get three points.
But you were talking and thinking about it.
No, no, no.
You were talking and looking down.
I'm looking at you.
You're looking at me.
I'm looking at you.
That's right.
You noticed me earlier, didn't you?
I'm looking at you.
Hey, take it off!
I'm looking at you.
I'm looking at you and you're not taking it off. What are you doing?
Do your best!
I'm looking at you.
Do your best!
I'm looking at you.
I noticed you earlier, didn't I? I'm looking at you.
You're not taking it off at all!
But you're not taking it off.
I'm looking at you.
I'll do it.
I'm looking at you.
Isn't it terrible?
But I'm a father of a saint.
I'm looking at you.
I saw it again!
I can't see it!
Okay, let's go!
If you're in America, you'll be sued in court!
I know that!
No, you're in Japan!
But you're not close to me!
Okay!
I can't see it at all!
You really saw it, didn't you?
No, I knew you were in America!
I knew it from the beginning!
When you called me, you said you weren't close to me!
You said you knew it!
You definitely saw it!
That America is not close to me!
We're all the same!
That America is not close to me!
That America!
Say something about America!
What do you mean?
For example, say it in words!
If you say "America", it's like saying "what country is it?"
Don't come here!
I know you!
You know it!
You know it, too!
Right!
It doesn't matter!
Say it in America!
You...
You're close to Matsumoto, so you won't be sued!
You and...
Finally, Hamada has reached Cumite, and Matsumoto is in a big pinch!
Who will be the poster of Seiji's shop?!
Okay, here we go!
Stop it!
Don't do unnecessary things!
Yes!
It worked!
It worked! It worked!
It worked!
It's over!
So, Hamada-san won and Matsumoto-san will do the punishment game!
It worked!
You! Are you serious? I'll do it? Really?
Of course!
You said it in the beginning!
Of course!
If you say you'll do it, I'll never do this card project again!
Why did you say that?
Why?
It's fun!
It's not fun!
It can't be helped!
You were watching it!
My soba wasn't read at all!
You were watching it!
My soba wasn't read at all!
If you say it!
That's a card!
That's right!
And what was the last one?
Hm?
Stop!
Don't do unnecessary things!
That's not it!
When we were eating hotpot,
we only had ponzu sauce and nothing else.
That's right!
I wanted to eat it with ponzu sauce at first,
but Momiji-orushi was in front of me and said yes!
I don't want to put it in, but sometimes I force myself to put it in.
Even with such sincerity?
Yes!
It's over.
It's over!
Don't say that!
It's over!
It looks like you!
Yes, it does!
It's too late to say anything!
It's too late!
It's okay!
You don't have to look at it!
I'm going to sign here for now
I'm not going to sign here
Hamada-san came to my shop and changed the wall
So I signed here
Thank you very much
I don't think of anything
You don't think of anything?
I don't think of anything
It's cold
You have to laugh
It's a poster for customers
Laugh more
I'm laughing
You're not laughing at all
I'm laughing now
You're not laughing
You're not laughing at all
What's wrong with you?
Signed by Matsumoto and full of smiles
You can get them at Seiji's shop Seiji Ken
Please come and have a look
You can get them at Seiji's shop Seiji Ken