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Broadcasting on New Year's Day...
The Strongest Series
Never Laugh at Us
24/7
"Modern Times" and "Edo's World"
Five super-powerful laughter assassins attacked!
These are the laughter assassins that aired on New Year's Day.
But that's not all!
There are even more tricks that we cut without hesitation.
Amazing!
Tonight, we're going to show you all of the tricks we cut.
101 times!
We'll show you all of the tricks we cut twice.
It's so hot!
These are the heroes that appeared in the commuter bus.
What is this?
A tragic incident in the world of Edo.
Hey!
Do you know this guy?
The unfinished "Don't Laugh, Professor Hot Blood" ends tonight!
Don't laugh!
Don't Laugh, Professor Hot Blood
Unreleased and unreleased special!
This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
Of course!
Thank you very much, Mr. Matsumoto.
I couldn't put it in my brain.
I'm sorry about that.
I'm going to quit my Yakkodako.
Is it okay for you to do it?
Yakkodako?
All right, I'll do it.
Yakkodako.
I'll show you everything today.
All right!
The guests who came out on the 31st.
Oh, I should have come out.
That's right.
Which guest?
Claudia hasn't come out.
She hasn't come out.
That's right.
I think you're busy with your business.
Business!
Yama-chan!
Please give us a good performance!
Thank you!
This is for the new year.
For Tsukitei.
Thank you!
Tsukitei!
Thank you!
All right!
Hey!
Mr. Maeda!
Turn on the VTR!
This is Tsukitei's performance.
Hot-blooded teacher who should never laugh at 24 o'clock.
Let's watch it from the beginning.
The five people who will work as new teachers this time
were forced to wear blonde costumes and...
This is it!
They can't laugh anymore from the moment they get on the bus.
This is it!
Dad, you shouldn't laugh at everyone.
We shouldn't laugh at you.
Dad...
You laughed!
Thank you!
Here it comes!
Hey, wait up!
It's not over yet!
It's not over until you see Hamada!
The chaos ensued as the rules were applied to one person in Yamazaki.
In this way, the bus departs for the school where it is not recognized.
The first visual of laughter was...
Here it comes!
As the band's female managers were turned around, the members were in confrontation.
I...
I really love you.
I love you for real!
In this way, the female managers were forced to show their true love.
The next person is that movie critic.
I'm pissed off.
Of course I'm pissed off.
About the movie "Japan Sea" starring Hamada more than 20 years ago...
I've seen your movie.
It's a shame.
Hamada Masato's movie "Japan Sea".
It's a shocking movie.
Why is it shocking?
Hamada Masato's movie is set in a barren cave,
but it only looks like a gorilla.
No matter what you do, it's still a gorilla.
It's an anime gorilla.
No matter what you do, it's still a gorilla.
It's a cave movie, but it's still an anime movie.
Those who don't like gorillas will go crazy.
What's wrong with you?
The movie was criticized for its harsh comments.
It hasn't been released yet.
You can watch it on other buses, too.
What do you think of school?
I don't like it.
I don't like it, either.
Wasn't it better to go by train?
Hey, which one is the opening?
Hey, which is the opening?
The opening is...
Yes, I'm sorry.
Akikawa-san, you...
Yes.
It's like this...
For now...
The journey is one day after another.
Yes.
Let's start from the scenery.
Shall we?
Yes.
Let's start from the scenery.
Yes.
Four, three, two...
It's been a while...
since I took a bus like this.
Somehow...
I feel relaxed.
Matsumoto...
Stop saying it.
I haven't written...
It hurts.
What is it?
но
Four, three, two...
Ichigo Ichie is wonderful!
Well,
I think
getting in touch with people is important.
But for me,
I'm still saying it, so get out of my way.
Can you say it one more time?
Is it okay now?
Yes, it is.
Is it okay now?
How many times do I have to say it?
Yes, sorry.
I'm still angry.
Why do you have a key?
I'm angry.
I don't know if you're connected.
I don't have a key.
Oh, it's connected.
At the scene earlier...
It's the other way around.
At the scene earlier...
Can you explain it?
I'm sorry.
Can you keep the key for now?
I don't have a key.
Oh, I see.
It's connected.
Let's go.
I think hot springs make people feel warmest.
Ha-ha!
What's funny?
Yes! I hit the end!
Yes!
Crush the end!
You have to do it like that.
I see.
I don't know where to...
Ask outside.
Do you want me to bring you a keychain?
Ask the same thing again and again and again and again...
Loose! Loose!
Loose!
When I walk, I feel my feet hurt.
In front of the members without seeing anything, there is a troublesome event.
It's annoying, really.
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It's sold out.
This program was brought to you by these sponsors.
[It's sold out.]
It's sold out.
It's here!
It was given to me by General Moschini.
My friend, mighty S.T.A.L.E.R.
The strongest in the world.
I apologize.
It's here!
Genuine genius scientist.
Acorn Crossbell.
Alchemy genius.
What?
That's not enough!
We...
Study hard!
What kind of woman is she?
What's she up to?
Yeah, what's she up to?
Ouch!
Wow, that's nice.
Ouch!
Grandma, go.
I'm sorry for bothering you.
"Go"?
I wanted to sit down.
Are you going home?
Hey, be careful on your way home.
Huh?
Oh...
Phew...
Those guys...
They're going home.
Yeah...
You know...
You guys...
It's like this because you don't give seats to the elderly.
Shut up and answer me.
I said, answer me!
Wait!
(Laughter)
The world's highest technology!
(Laughter)
The killer...
Black Widow!
(Laughter)
The legendary warrior...
Who has a unique ability...
Ta-ta-han!
America!
(Laughter)
He is like a genius.
You're overreacting.
One, two, three.
You're scary.
You're like a CG.
(Laughter)
Why don't you do anything?
Maechi, don't be so hot-tempered.
You're just an ordinary person.
Maechi, I'm not hot-tempered.
No matter how you think about it, we're not bad people.
No, you're not bad.
I don't need a tattoo that looks down on me.
I don't like it.
Who is it?
Isn't it Tatsumi?
Hey!
What's going on?
Do it properly!
It's not that hard!
Come on!
I haven't said it yet, but I know what you're going to say.
Everyone, out!
I haven't said it yet!
I haven't said it yet, but I know what you're going to say.
I know what you're going to say, but we are the Avengers!
Shut up, you old hag!
You just said something, didn't you?
You don't know the story, do you?
I didn't say "old hag", did I? I can't say that!
I'm sorry!
Shut up, you old hag!
Don't you have any sense of direction?
A picture?
No, I'll be frank with you.
It's true that I'm a black woman and an old hag.
And...
Didn't you get it when I said "old hag" just now?
Didn't you get it?
If you lick the last lid of humanity...
Lick the lid of humanity...
What's that?
Out!
What's this?
Out!
What's with you, old hag?
You've done it so many times!
I don't know what you're doing.
Out!
I'm licking it.
Hey! Is this the bar?
You guys look so busy.
What's up with you guys?
Avengers!
Ave...Avengers!
I'm gonna cry.
I'm gonna go home for now.
What's his name?
Iron Man!
Are you kidding me?
How old are you?
Forty-five!
You're half-right and half-wrong.
He's really forty-five.
You guys are crazy!
Out!
You guys are always talking about your inner self.
You're old and you're talking about your outer self.
I don't know your name.
I'm talking to you. Shut up.
Out!
Matsumoto!
Yamazaki!
Out!
You're really bad.
Ouch!
Not at all.
Please help me out.
Tell me your name.
Black Wind.
How old are you?
How old am I?
Let me see...
About twenty-five.
You're stupid.
Twenty-five is less than half of me.
What are you talking about?
It's not a snack.
A snack?
Don't listen to him. He's good.
Matsumoto, Yamazaki, Endo, out!
What is this?
It's a snack.
It's a snack bar staff.
How old are you?
65 years old.
Every day.
How many years have you been alive?
Don't listen to him. He's good.
He's a god.
Why are you laughing?
You look like you're surprised.
It's true.
You two are pathetic.
Matsumoto, Yamazaki, Endo, out!
It's bad.
I've done it once or twice.
I don't know if I've done it.
What song do you like?
It's cold at dawn.
Whose song is it?
It's cold, but...
Matsumoto, Yamazaki, Endo, out!
Bring it on!
It's dangerous.
Farewell!
No, no, no!
Ouch!
Wow!
I was surprised.
When they arrived at school,
they faced so many blind people.
They arrived at St. Klobigari Academy,
which is located in Garsu-ho-jin, Funisaki.
The first blind person who showed up here was...
A manga artist from Tokyo.
Ms. Madonna confirmed Hamada's simple profile.
Yes.
I usually wear jeans.
Mr. Hamada, you don't look like you're laughing.
It's rough.
Yes, yes.
Hmm...
I'm Hisako.
Hamada!
I'm still the fashion leader who used to be
a fashion model and a fashion leader.
Now...
I put on weird perms...
and my hair...
looks like it's been dyed.
I'm ugly.
I'm an ugly comedian!
Mr. Hamada, let's stop.
When they went to say hello to the students...
I'm sorry!
Are you kidding me?
He was a high-tension school principal all the time.
In the training room where five people are waiting for him, there is an old story.
What is it?
A mysterious panel came out of Hamada's drawer and...
A slot machine in the living room.
It's a chance to get luxurious goods, but...
Nanaka, Thai kick!
When they get together, they play Thai kick.
If you get caught, you'll get hurt again.
Ouch!
What are you saying?
Ouch!
Don't roll around!
And then...
An unpublished event...
As a new teacher, he attended the first school event, the founding ceremony.
Let's go!
The weather is not good.
It looks cold.
They're playing.
Ouch!
From now on, we will hold a commemorative exhibition for the 100th anniversary of the founding of Jersey High School.
Oh, this is...
Effects of Reading
The effect of dropping the lyrics of the composer, Ninomiya Sugajiro, who had an oil disease.
I would like to ask the music teacher of our school to read it.
Thank you in advance.
Effects of Reading
♪ Bad guys have bad faces ♪
♪ Gas, gas, blue line, black light, school ♪
What are you doing?
♪ Woman's back to man's back ♪
You look like me all the time.
♪ Everyone's body oil is ten times more than a sponge ♪
♪ Bad guys have bad faces ♪
♪ Gas, gas, blue line, black light, school ♪
Listen!
Kid! Cut it out! Goodbye!
What's my soup for today?
Yoshinomu doesn't have it.
It's hard.
This is hard.
The lyrics are...
Ouch!
It was very effective.
Next, the Madonna of the school,
and the idol research association led by Haruka- chan,
will sing and dance to celebrate the 100th anniversary of its establishment.
Please.
Haruka-chan, thank you!
(Their love is a happy rotation)
(Happy rotation)
(Their love is a happy rotation)
I sang at the end.
You sang.
Ouch!
It stinks!
You practiced.
Why did you sing at the end?
(Karuka is currently)
(asked by five entertainment productions)
(but they all refuse)
(to devote themselves to their studies.)
(The students' main goal is)
(studying.)
(Like Karuka,)
(they prioritize their studies)
I did it!
(and they work hard.)
Hey, you!
Who said that I should study?
I'm sorry.
Um...
Dad.
I always sleep here!
Dad, I'm sorry.
We're in the middle of an important ceremony.
I'm sleeping on the roof!
Please stand back a little.
I've been studying all this time!
Hey, you!
Look at me!
You!
What is it?
Nothing!
Ouch!
You guys!
I knew you'd say that!
But why do you keep playing music on your own?
I'm tired of it! I'm tired of it! I've been working for a winner for four times!
But I don't want to play it!
Matsumoto, Yamazaki, out!
I don't want to play it!
Then don't play it!
Cut!
Hey, who played it?
What are you doing?
Are you guys married?
If you're married, you wouldn't go to Ikea or Costco, would you?
You'd go to the black market!
In the end, you went to Ikea, but you can't go back like this!
I'm tired of it! I'm tired of it!
I don't want to play it!
Yamada, Matsumoto, Endo, Yamazaki, out!
I don't want to play it!
I'm tired of it!
Go home! I'm tired of it!
Cut!
Are you ready?
I'm ready!
You can't run unless you're a witness!
I'm ready!
I'm sorry!
Be quiet!
That's right.
I apologize for my rudeness.
Now, I would like to introduce you to the anniversary gift we received from graduates.
In celebration of the 100th anniversary of its founding, we sincerely wish you a happy anniversary, and we hope you will continue to contribute greatly in the future.
Congratulations.
Hey.
What is it? What is it?
From now on, we will provide you with Family Mart and sponsors like you.
Who are you?
We are...
Huh?
We are...
TAKARAZUTA INDUSTRIAL CREATION GROUP...
SUMIDA TROOPS!
Welcome back, Sumida Troops.
You guys are...
Anyway, go home now!
What?
I don't know!
If you hit me, I'll hit you!
Yamazaki out!
What are you looking at?
Are you serious?
This is so hot!
This is the worst move!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
My nose hair is stuck in my nose hair.
(laughter)
(growl)
What?
Are you scared?
No, I'm not.
I can't stand it anymore
Ouch
I hate it
It's the opposite
I can't stand it anymore
Don't be scared
What are you talking about?
That's enough
What are you talking about?
Are you serious?
You made me angry
There is a stick in this world
Bring me a stick
What's wrong with you?
You stink!
Bring me a stick!
Takeo, with both hands, scissors!
Go home!
Bring me a stick and go home!
Everyone, stand up!
What's wrong with you?
Stand up and look at me!
What's wrong with you?
That's right.
Ouch!
The five of them were attending a festival for single people.
They went back to the training room and challenged themselves to eat fast food for lunch.
Go ahead! Hamburger!
It was a game where you praised the food presented to you.
Matsumoto said...
I'll say it! Gratin!
Even if I catch a cold, I'll say it!
Matsumoto, Yamazaki, Endo, Tanaka...
Out!
Hamada-san, I'll say it!
Hamada-san! Omelet rice!
I'm going to eat you from the sky, egg!
Wait!
What's going on?
I'm going to eat you from the sky, egg!
Yamazaki, Tanaka, out!
Next, Yamazaki will challenge.
Yamazaki-san, I'll say it!
Fried oysters!
I'll eat you up!
Everyone, go!
Go!
As a result of the continuous flow of people and ships, each of them had lunch in a bento that matched their grades.
Make sure you eat well, Tamago-chan.
Also in the training room, students watch VTRs that are necessary for their job hunting activities.
Can you say "roppongi" for me?
Is it "roppongi"?
Yes.
Is it "roppongi"?
Yes.
Yuya Uchida appears in Masaka's cosplay.
Furthermore...
I would like to say hello to everyone who has appeared.
Hello.
Thank you for being on "Stairway to Heaven".
Today...
In foreign countries...
Various, various, various...
An unexpected collaboration came to life and brought laughter to five people.
And now...
An unreleased VTR is another one.
In our "The Quartet"...
In order to provide you with a better school life...
We have opened a comprehensive education center.
Now...
Let's take a look at the counselor's day.
This time, Suzuki-san and...
Onishi-hideko-san have cooperated with us.
In our "The Quartet"...
In order to provide you with a better school life...
We have opened a comprehensive education center.
Let's take a look at the counselors' daily life.
Suzuki-san and...
Onishi-hideko-san have cooperated with us today.
This is the comprehensive education center. How can I help you?
This time, you will transfer your son to that school.
Can you tell me which is more important, free education or intensive education?
For me, it's free education.
What does free education look like?
Yes, we provide free education.
What kind of free education?
It's like an executive massage.
Can you tell me more about it?
Yes, it's like...
It's like a cotton bud.
You put it on your back and touch it.
Manota, Hatsumoto, Endo, Tanaka, out!
It's like a cotton bud.
Damn it!
Ouch!
I wish I could show you my brain.
This is the comprehensive education center. How can I help you?
I'm a high school senior who will take the entrance exam next year.
I'm worried about my entrance exam.
Can you send me your year so I can pass?
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What kind of class is popular with children?
Let's go.
Everyone prepares a seat in the back.
Yes.
Then I will study hard.
Yes.
[Laughter]
Hey, hey, hey.
Are you really going to do it or not?
Which one?
I will do it!
[Laughter]
Takumoto, Yamazaki, Endo, Taruto.
He said "class 2".
[Laughter]
[Screaming]
He said "class 2".
Today, we would like to introduce how to make udon, which was popular among many people in Edo period.
Yes.
♪ Have you seen the song for the broken heart? ♪
♪ Search up and I'll know it's mine...
He is the most popular teacher in this school.
Ouch!
VTR and muscle training of Jimmy Onishi were held.
Five of them also attended the staff meeting.
Each teacher reported the current situation of each class.
One of them was a bad teacher.
I'm Jimmy Onishi.
Another one was a student wearing an iron mask and a gorilla who were fighting.
Stop wearing that iron mask!
That's right! Take it off, you bastard!
Ouch!
How dare you!
Ouch!
How dare you!
Ouch!
Kanakano Mimino Appears for the First Time as a Comedian
Christopher!
Why are you fighting?
She made a fool of me!
What's wrong with you?
You have thick arms, but your head is bald.
What's wrong with you?
Shut up!
It's true that my head is bald because I just got out of the bath.
What's wrong with you?
Matsumoto!
Kamada!
Nanaka!
What are you doing?
Out!
What are you doing?
Next, we asked the most problematic person in the school.
Matsumoto!
Kamada!
What are you doing?
Nanaka!
Out!
Matsumoto, who liked five people, decided to eat a rice ball.
What's going on?
I'm sorry, but I'll let you eat it.
You don't like it, do you?
No, no, no.
Oh, I'm scared.
Who will understand my feelings?
I can't feel love anymore.
Isn't it a theory?
It's funny that an old man is flying a box by himself.
A competition with rival teachers.
It was allowed to laugh, but it was challenged to a flying box match based on the rule of "if you lose, you lose".
It's very light.
It's light.
As a result, Endo, who was expected the most among the members, pulled his leg and lost the match.
A "tai kick" award ceremony was held.
Oh, I'm scared.
This is a rice ball.
It's crushed.
Finally, the five of them went on a social tour.
Of course, while they were on their way, they tried to make people laugh.
Again?
Are you going to bring it again?
When Ikegami got on the bus, she started reading the script of the suspense drama against Matsumoto.
Then, from behind the bus...
Sister!
Stop it.
Let's give up.
No matter what happens, we can't go against fate.
What? What are you talking about?
Can you really be happy?
Actors and actresses appeared one after another.
Then, it was like a real drama.
And in the end...
I want you...
Akiko Kosaka appeared.
She sang the ending song, and the suspense drama was completed.
It's not released yet.
You can't see it on the bus or anywhere else.
One step away, another step away.
Moving the bus is extremely difficult.
What?
You're fast.
We're here, aren't we?
Hurry up!
Yes!
Yamazaki, Hamada, Endo, Nanaka, and...
New face.
Well...
Ouch!
Certainly...
Ouch!
I forgot.
Acchan, Toku-chan!
Today is an important audition for a drama!
If you pass, you can become a star in "Koyakukai"!
Did you read the script that the director gave you?
Toku-chan, are you okay?
I can't hear you!
Koyakukai
Matsumoto, Yamazaki, Nanaka, OUT!
I'm scared.
You didn't say "Koyakukai", did you?
Ouch!
"Koyakukai" doesn't make any sense.
Shut up.
First of all, Acchan!
Acchan is...
a school girl!
Right?
Acchan, as a school girl,
please play a popular PE teacher for everyone!
Okay.
The two of you will fall in love and run away!
A female student and a high school teacher will get on the bus.
Ready, action!
Hey, Sensei.
If I knew this would happen,
I would have been an adult by now!
And now, the teacher, Toku-chan!
I don't know what's going on.
Koyakukai
Matsumoto, Yamazaki, Rendo, Nanaka, OUT!
Why don't you say something?
Ouch!
You got the script, didn't you?
No, I didn't.
I have it and you have it.
How come you're the only one who didn't get it?
That's weird, isn't it?
But I told you...
what's going on.
Asumoto, Yamazaki, Rendo, Nanaka, OUT!
Why didn't you say something?
Ouch!
You're lying, aren't you?
It's not like that.
I'm not a professional talent.
It's just a part-time job.
I don't have much to do.
You're lying, aren't you?
How come you're the only one who didn't get it?
That's enough!
Ouch!
We're living together.
I...
I was really happy.
Oh, wait.
That's enough!
I'm sorry.
I didn't know.
That's enough!
You want to continue, don't you?
Ouch!
I told you, didn't I?
I really didn't know.
That's right.
At this rate, we won't be able to go on stage.
Let's get off and do it again.
Come on, Tokuchi.
Remember it!
Yes.
Come on.
Yes, yes.
Come on.
Yes, practice.
I haven't ridden a mountain bike yet
It's been a while
I've been riding a mountain bike and it's been noisy
I got hooked on it
It's 25 minutes after leaving school
The next blind date is not going to be easy
What's that?
Stop for a second
Please
Wait, wait
Stop for a second
It's you, Aki
Here you go
Thank you
Jeez
Oh no, I left my textbook at home
You're busy with work, so you can do it yourself
I'm sorry
Come on, hurry up
Okay, hurry up
Hey, say hello
Say another word
Give me a hug
Hey, look!
You've been wearing it the whole time.
You scared me!
What's wrong?
Is it an accident?
Mr. Biwari?
Isn't it you, Mr. Biwari?
It's going roughly.
Are you okay?
You're wearing a helmet.
You're bleeding.
You shouldn't go in there.
I think you should go in there.
I'm sorry.
Why are you wearing a helmet?
I'm sorry.
It's Mr. Biwari every time.
What's wrong, Mr. Biwari?
I bumped into you on my bike.
What are you doing, you bastard?
I told you to be careful.
Okay.
I didn't tell you to do it alone.
No, I'll do it alone.
I'll do it alone.
Who are you talking to?
Isn't it the store manager?
It's open!
The store manager...
It's open!
The store manager said it was ringing this loud.
Excuse me?
There's no one in the store.
Can you hear me?
Yes.
(grunts)
[Laughter]
In the company heading for a social contract, they were dealing with so many blind people.
Wow, it's going! This!
And the five went to the Edo period when they should have exterminated.
The five went to the Edo period and a new battle began.
The five went to General Kano who rules this period.
Everyone, look at this.
This is the 16th General Tokugawa, Tokugawa Kogemitsu-sama.
16th General Kogemitsu-sama.
He is a great general who leaves his name in history.
For example, he fought against 50,000 soldiers and defeated them all by himself.
He fought against Kokehazama.
He took care of only those who died.
Hisaro Awaremi-no-re.
And...
I'm sorry.
And...
It's true!
He is a ninja!
Please teach me.
And...
Stop it!
Hey, you!
Stop it!
Ouch!
(cough)
That's it.
It's a box for exchanging opinions of people with oil disease problems.
Isn't it great?
(gulp)
In order for the five of them to get used to this era, they will change into suitable clothes.
The first person to appear is...
Hey!
Just in time.
Are you here to play too?
Endo's parents and younger brother who won first place in the series.
My name is Endo.
My name is Junji.
Then...
Toshihide's father...
Oh! I forgot.
There's one more person.
Huh?
Hey! Come out!
Wait...
Huh?
You're kidding, right?
Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
I don't get it at all.
Yeah...
Right?
Yes!
Endo!
Motoyome Chiaki and Endo's family achieved a miraculous co-star.
This is weird!
The next person to appear is...
Just like the five of them, they've been time- slipping in pursuit of someone from the Edo period...
Terminator!
Hahahahaha!
It's a secret from now on.
Five people encountered a terrible incident.
Hey, guys!
It's been a while since we came here.
Oh, there you are!
Wow!
It looks like we're in Dozaemon.
What?
Minage?
Wow, it's cold.
What's this?
Dozaemon is...
It's like...
There was a time like this.
That's right.
Wow!
Oh, my God!
Wow!
Yanaka, Endo, Yamazaki...
Will you still line up in Matsumoto's order?
Yes.
Oh, I'm sorry.
So far, it has been sent by Family Mart and the sponsor you see.
We will continue to send it by face and sponsor you see.
Move, move, move, move!
Oh, you are wearing styrofoam.
Hey, do you know who he is?
No, it seems like you don't care at all.
You don't look like you know him, but maybe you know who this designer is.
So, can you show me your face?
All right.
I don't think you know him.
Then, let's start with him.
All of you are out!
Please excuse us for a moment.
We are coming out!
Wait a minute!
Ouch!
It's moving.
This guy...
We are coming out!
Matsumoto, Endo, out!
Hey, you said out!
This guy said out!
This guy is the most boring manga artist in Edo.
Well, he is a newcomer.
And this guy is...
This guy is the worst traveler in Edo, isn't he?
He tried to sell himself as a funny character, but it ended in a half-hearted way.
He's the worst.
And this guy is...
This guy is the most interesting traveler in Edo, isn't he?
His partner has an unpleasant face, but his unpleasantness is not a joke.
These guys don't even move a bit.
What are you doing?
You're funny!
You shouldn't move!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
What's so funny about it?
Is he dead?
Hey, are you dead?
You don't move at all.
You shouldn't do that!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
That's about it.
You don't move at all.
You too.
I'm dead.
- Matsumoto. - Isn't it weird?
- Tanaka. - Out.
- Isn't it weird that I'm dead? - He's dead.
- I'm dead. - I'm dead.
- I can't move at all. - I'm dead.
- Like this? - It's hard.
- No, it's not.
- It's not. - It's not.
[Matsumoto is out.]
- Matsumoto. - I'm dead.
- Tanaka. - Out.
- It's too cold. - It's too cold.
- It's scary.
- It's scary and... - Ouch!
- Ouch!
- All human tremors...
- I can't move at all.
- Bring me that.
- What?
- What is it?
[Matsumoto is out.]
- I can't move at all.
- It's too cold.
- This guy...
- What is it?
- It's a bird.
- Is it okay?
- Ouch!
- Thank you, guys.
- It's shaking a little.
[Matsumoto is out.]
- Thank you for watching.
- These five men experienced the hardships of being a materialist.
Although times have changed, the training room still exists, and of course, the stories that come out of it are also stories that come out of Matsumoto, such as a materialist doll that looks like a certain person.
You can ask me anything.
How old are you?
I'm old!
Where are you from?
I'm from Canada!
You're cute.
I'm old!
Who do you like?
I like you!
They are walking in the town of Edo.
They come across the second line.
The rule is that you should never turn sideways in the second line, but...
One, two, three!
The children, who broke the rule, rushed to their father in a hurry to punish them.
Forgive me, father.
Mom, you were amazing!
Shut up!
Let's punish the parents together!
The parents suddenly parted ways.
The scene was shrouded in sad atmosphere.
Then...
Mom!
I love you!
Happy Boy appears in a robot of a different work of art.
Happy Boy is still alive!
Please forgive me for being a little clumsy!
Everybody!
In "Bugyosho no Oshidasu", I witnessed three terrible punishments.
Punishment No. 1. An erotic show that attracted me all over the world.
Punishment No. 2. An erotic show with no remorse at all.
Punishment No. 3. An erotic show with no remorse at all.
I don't want it. I don't want it.
I don't want it.
Out!
Punishment No. 2. A fake first class that deceives Edo merchants.
If you like acting and you are a real first class, you should be able to play various famous scenes.
From the drama "North Country",
the scene where Tanaka, who plays Goro in a ramen shop in Heitemagiya, speaks his famous line.
This coldness and the warmth of ramen.
Ramen is delicious when it's cold!
Yamazaki, Endo, Tanaka, out!
In addition,
the scene where Tetsue Takeda jumps out in front of the truck and speaks his famous line in the 101st drama "Propose".
Watch out! Watch out! Watch out!
101st drama "Propose"!
The next punishment is...
Punishment No. 3. A fake first class that deceives Edo merchants.
A woman who appeared in a TV show before is suspected of sending emails persistently.
The content of the email was exposed in front of her family.
Hey, hey, I want Misa's chameleon.
Can you send me a new chameleon that you recently got?
I want it now.
I'm always waiting for you.
Can you give me a little more sexy one?
Of course, Endo will be punished by heaven.
Blood-fungi clock execution.
Today, I will end your revolution, Endo!
Endo will be punished by heaven.
Out!
Yamazaki!
In this way, Endo's evil deeds were judged.
Disagreement between non-governmental organizations in the city of Edo erupted.
The five of them turned to the judge as a teacher, but...
It was Karamatsu.
They challenged each other's willpower and pride in a body-to-body match.
They challenged the taste of miso meat udon on a sudden explosion of a mat.
Encounter with the Terminator for the second time. It is clear who he has been chasing in Edo.
The one he was looking for was the superman, Henry Murray.
What the hell are you doing?
What are you doing? Get down.
Get down.
You guys are doing it.
Get down.
Everyone, out.
We don't know what will happen next.
Finally, that general appears.
We don't know what will happen next.
General Tokugawa Kogemitsu invites us to this magical place.
Is it okay for me to be here?
This is where Kogemitsu always plays.
This way.
Tanaka, Endo, Yamazaki, Matsumoto, Hamada.
Is it okay for me to be here?
Who are you?
I'm Tokugawa Kogemitsu.
I heard that you are from the future.
That's right.
Kogemitsu is looking forward to meeting you.
Thank you.
Let's call Kogemitsu.
Kogemitsu!
This is the 16th general, Tokugawa Kogemitsu.
I'm honored to be here today.
As you can see,
there is a picture of a naked woman from the future.
It's Missouri.
Excuse me.
Are you happy now?
When this bell rings, the lord will be in a good mood.
Lord! Lord! Lord!
No, no, no.
And then, the princess of Koimitsu-han appears.
What is the princess's identity?
That's all for now.
This program was brought to you by these sponsors.
Today, I'm going to call the princess of Koimitsu- han, but please don't be rude.
Princess!
This is Miss Okisaki's house.
It's strange, isn't it?
Now, let's have Miss Kogemitsu's favorite geisha play.
Geishas of the Hill World, come forward!
I am Naomi Yakko.
Nice to meet you.
I am Haruka Yakko.
I am happy to meet you all.
I am Haruna Yakko.
Thank you for coming today.
Charm point!
It doesn't work!
It's too sweet!
Ouch!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
I am Maginiac.
My charm point is my lips.
Please enjoy.
Yes!
Thank you.
End! Tanaka, out!
Why me? Why me?
Why me?
Ouch! Ouch!
Ouch!
Then, let's play "geisha" game.
Geishas, please sit behind the future people.
Then, we will play "geisha" game with you.
The one who is most unlucky will receive a special punishment.
Then, let's start!
Mikihime
"Mikihime" is also included in the punishment.
I will do my best!
The topic is "red thing" imitated by Keisuke Kuwata.
Mikihime
Ready, start!
Well then, next one.
Red from Kuwata Keisuke.
Pasta!
What? What are you saying?
Pasta? Pasta?
Ouch!
OK, next one.
America's Aliens!
Not yet!
America's Aliens!
OK, next one.
Jody!
End!
Out!
Hey!
Yamazaki, what did you say?
Jody!
Oh, Jody!
You said Jody, right?
Tomato!
Yamazaki! Matsumoto!
End!
Out!
I don't know. What did you say?
Well...
He said "tomato".
Yamazaki, what did you say?
I don't know!
Ouch!
Well, for now...
I'm not laughing.
The sun.
You said it first.
Where is it?
Yamazaki! Matsumoto!
End!
I'm OK!
You said "sun".
Sun!
You said "tree".
It's "tree".
I thought it was "tree".
You said "tree".
It's "tree".
Not "tree", it's "tree".
I remembered.
You remembered.
One more time.
Yamazaki! Matsumoto!
End!
Yamazaki! Matsumoto!
End!
Papunica!
You can totally hear it.
Can I write it down?
Next one.
Venicium!
Can you hear it?
Yamazaki! End!
Can you hear it?
Can you tell if it's similar or not?
Wow, you're good.
Next, Laura and Yako.
Ketchup!
Everyone, out!
Somehow, Laura did a good job.
And now, I will announce the punishment.
Tanaka!
The punishment is...
for Mikihime-sama, who is a master of Shorinji Kenpo,
I can't stand it anymore!
Let's go!
Seiya!
Why you!
Seiya!
Why you!
It hurts!
I wanted to kill you!
A strange geisha game was being played with Kobemichi- sama's appearance.
Next...
Let's go!
Seiya!
Why you!
Going to the front of Oiran, there is a tragedy in Yamazaki.
Why you!
What are you doing?
The role of a martial arts book writer,
a big thief mouse child's musical instrument is played.
What is it?
Take this off!
Matsumoto, Hanada, Endo, Nanaka, out!
Yamazaki, who has lost his attitude...
Go!
Yes, sir!
This year, too, he has become a very sluggish entertainer.
What are you doing?
Go!
Let's go.
Matsumoto, Kanata, Endo, Nanaka, out!
And there is no regret.
That man has returned.
Damn it!
What is it?
Do something interesting.
I'm sorry.
I'm being chased.
What's wrong with you?
That high school...
I'm being chased.
What?
I'm sorry.
I'm being chased.
What's wrong with you?
That high school...
I'm being chased.
What?
This way, this way, this way.
This way, everyone, everyone, up there.
Run, run, run, run, run, run, run.
Are you okay, mom?
What?
It's hot.
What?
Is it hot?
It's cold, it's cold, it's cold.
Is it dangerous?
That's awesome.
Wait, wait, wait.
What? Where did it come from?
What's wrong with it?
It's not hitting me.
You're supposed to hit me.
You're not hitting me at all.
You're supposed to hit me.
Is it even possible for me to stand up?
Wow, amazing.
I'm so curious.
I've never seen a Terminator before.
I can't get up?
Wow, amazing.
It's dangerous.
Wow, amazing.
What are you doing?
He ran away.
Everyone, out!
What's going on?
He's back.
What's going on?
Ouch!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Mr. Terminator, I thought you were dead.
I thought you were dead.
You parked your bike quite far away.
The five of them witnessed the terrible death of the Terminator.
That's it for the social science tour.
They changed into teacher-like clothes again and time- slipped from the world of Edo to modern times.
As soon as they returned to their school, they attended a PTA report meeting with staff members.
Then, Hamada had a silly episode.
Hamada and Higashino are filming a city location called Gobugobu in Osaka.
Hamada is selfish and doesn't want to walk much.
So, staff members came up with a system of carrying Hamada to the opening and Hamada getting out of the car and filming there.
At the end of the filming, Hamada gets in the car and Hamada gets in the car.
But every time Hamada gets out of the car and gets in the car, his head is about to hit the ground.
What is that?
The last challenge is a hot-blooded teacher who should never be surprised.
If you catch me again, I'm a big woman with long hair. I don't know if you're there or not, so be careful.
This is a mess.
This is "Nekketsu Kyoushi 24 Hours," which you must not laugh at.
And a gorgeous artist who decorates the ending every year.
This time, this man gave me a nickname.
Fujii Fumiya.
Famous song "True Love" changes shape and decorates the end of the program.
However, how much does he understand about the program?
I watch it every year.
And when I go to the flower market...
About April.
I cry.
Fujii, who learned how to make people laugh by looking at the lyrics, said it was a little unfortunate.
Still, when he stood in front of the microphone, his eyes changed.
That famous song was born.
Thank you.
I should be able to put up with it.
I just stare at you with a smile
and hope for one more thing.
We always dreamed of a future where we could only laugh like that.
My wife was worried about me.
She was like, "Are you okay?"
Are you okay? You're shaking too much.
There were quite a few cut scenes this time.
That's right.
Looking at this, I think it was cut because it wasn't funny.
Yes, that's right.
I'm Hamada Daimyoji.
What?!
Are you a judge?
I'm Hamada Daimyoji.
I'm called Yoshimoto's god.
God!
This is my last mission.
Are you kidding me?!
I'll do my best again this year!
I'm Chirigami.