AISubs v3.5
Last year, in December of 2011, he lost his silence for a year and received a mail from Misa.
I'm sorry.
You let me sleep for a year, didn't you?
I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.
This is the mail.
It's been a year.
How have you been?
It's been a while. I miss you, Misa.
If we meet again, I hope we'll be in Tokyo.
This is really bad.
Can you stop it, please?
You're late.
Let's do it again.
You're late.
I can't see anything behind you.
You're really late.
You're the first one to start.
You...
Red.
What should I do?
And...
You're still late.
Of course.
Thanks to this e-mail, Endo's approach to Misa-san has resumed.
But this time, what did you ask of Misa-san, Endo?
- Yes. - What did you ask of her? - I don't know. - I don't know either.
- To be honest, I don't remember either. - You do, don't you? - I really don't. - Huh? - I really don't remember.
I asked her to send me an e-mail, and here's the e-mail.
Hey, I want Misa-san's chanel.
Can you send me a new chanel?
I want your chanel right now.
I'm always waiting for it.
I want it to be a little sexy.
Quickly, quickly!
What are you talking about! I want to kiss you!
I'm serious, End!
Endo! You didn't ask me!
drawers! get your hands off me right now! I'm serious!
I'm here, you asshole, Endo!
Sorry! Get a grip!
I want you. I want you. I want you.
Good boy, you!
Pigeon, why are you laughing?!
And this is the last email she sent me.
One.
Two.
Three.
Four.
Five.
Six.
Seven.
Eight.
Nine.
Ten.
Eleven.
Twelve.
Thirteen.
Fourteen.
Fifteen.
Sixteen.
Seventeen.
It's impossible.
Huh?!
Yes, sir.
Toyama-sama!
No endo!
How is it?
You don't have to know where it is.
This fuss is difficult.
Toyama-sama!
Actually, I have another endo's single ring!
What?!
Wait, what?
What is it?!
Actually, it's exactly about the same time.
He's trying to touch another woman's hair.
What's going on?
What's wrong with you?
Wait a minute!
Why is he...
A celebrity?
What? What? What?
You're attacking a celebrity at the same time.
What? What? What?
I got a shock.
What? What? What? What? Really?
Be quiet!
Go ahead!
I'm not saying "Really"?
Really?
Go ahead!
I'm not saying "Really"?
Really?
As you know, he is a culinary researcher and a talent, Yuki Morisaki.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
To be frank with you, Yuki Morisaki, are you getting help from Endo?
Yes, I'm sure of it.
What are you doing?
Endo, shut up!
I'm not going to listen to you.
First of all, this incident started when Yuki Morisaki appeared in the popular TV show "Kokoriko Ougon Tensetsu".
At that time, Yuki Morisaki came to the studio to watch the VTR of the project he appeared in.
What was there was Endo's portrait.
Endo, who liked Yuki Morisaki at first sight, acted ridiculously after the recording.
What?!
Yuki Morisaki asked Morisaki-san, who was good friends with Morisaki-san, for a phone number and Morisaki- san's e-mail address.
Why are you standing up?
And Morisaki-san got Morisaki-san's e-mail address.
And Morisaki-san called Morisaki-san directly.
Morisaki-san called Morisaki-san directly.
I'm sorry, but thank you for doing your best on the show the other day.
The ratings were also very good and it was exciting, so I want to thank you, but I can't eat with Tanoshingo and the three of you.
However, these meals and schedules of the three of you did not match and were not actually held.
That's good, that's good, that's good.
At the end of the week, you couldn't stand it anymore, could you?
This time, using your talent power, I would like to consult with a well-known production company about whether or not you can do a show with Morisaki-san.
It's amazing, it's amazing!
In fact, that production company happened to be planning a gourmet show, and only Morisaki-san was scheduled for that casting.
So, when a well-known production company, Shibu Shibu, said Endo's name, a booking was booked and a co-star appeared.
It happened!
It did, didn't it, Endo-kun?
It did.
It did, didn't it? You asked for it.
What?
Now, this location.
The show itself was very exciting, but Endo, even though it was an unfamiliar gourmet show, even if you ate delicious food...
Is it good?
He was shouting those comments over and over again.
Endo...
It's no good!
- Yamazaki, are you okay? - That's a little different theme.
Hey, shut up!
- Hey you! - Shut up!
- What's this? - It's annoying!
- What's this? - It's like this.
- What's this? - It's a different version of "Zosu".
- It's a lie, isn't it? - Yes!
"Zosu" end is tonight, isn't it?
I'm sending this email to Morisaku-san.
Thank you for making homemade food on today's show.
It was really delicious.
When you go back to Tokyo,
please make it only for me.
- I'm sending this email to you. - Send it to me!
- It's annoying.
- It's a lie, isn't it? - What?
- It's a lie, isn't it? - It's like this, isn't it?
It's homemade, isn't it?
No.
Everything...
is real.
Yamazaki, Sanaka, out!
I'm so dizzy!
Toyama-sama!
Please punish this woman!
It's hard to forgive her.
I've always heard about her.
She's a troublemaker.
As a family, isn't there anything we can do?
- Toyama-sama! - Yes?
- May I ask you a question? - Yes.
Who are you?!
I'm a prince and his wife.
A prince and his wife? What kind of troublemaker are you?
- I'm a prince and his wife. - Anyway, tell me.
Toyama-sama may not know this, but...
Endo-kun is a fool...
but he's a very kind and cute person.
Ever since I joined this year...
even though I have a girlfriend...
I cheated with another person...
and when I found out about it...
I felt like I was going to be exposed.
At that time, Endo-kun...
called me, his ex-wife...
and asked me if I could do something about it.
What did you say?!
What the hell is that?!
Ouch! Ouch!
What the hell is that?!
I don't know what's going on in this world anymore.
And there's one more thing.
This is completely different from what we just talked about, but...
A few months ago...
There was someone who was really aiming for it, but...
He said it was going to work out soon...
And he reported it to me, his ex-girlfriend!
Yamamoto! Amada! Yamazaki! Tanaka!
What the hell is going on in this world anymore?!
Ouch! Ouch!
So, Toyama-sama...
Please forgive him!
I was sleepy just now...
But I won't let you do that!
Even if you forgive me...
This...
How dare you!
Please say it properly!
You are...
The successor of Ketsuun-sha!
Ketsuun-sha?!
Give it up!
What?! What?!
What?!
Ouch! Ouch!
Alright!
Today...
I'm going to...
Revolutionize Edo!
Look!
Next one is...
- It's a good match. - It's a good match.
- Matsumoto is out. - Yamazaki is out.
- Yamazaki is out.
Ouch!
It hurts.
Who are you laughing at?
- Are you going back? - Yes, I am.
I'll go back right away.
- Endo, let's go. - Sorry.
- Thank you for your hard work. - Thank you for your hard work.
- It was amazing. - It was amazing.
I didn't know it would be this amazing.
- Can we play it again? - Can we play it again, Endo?
- Are you okay? - Yes.
- It's a shame. - I can't do it.
Endo, Endo, Endo.
- What's wrong? - Let's switch.
You're right.
It's a question and answer game.
Times have changed.
The blind can't let go of laughter.
And after this,
five people are scared of laughter.
- Endo is too good. - That's right.
- He's too good. - He's better than all of you.
- If I may say one more thing... - Yes.
Please don't cheer for me.
I'm happy.
I knew it.
- I knew it. - I see.
Everyone is worried about Endo.
- I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.
- I didn't know you could do it.
You use this when you're confused, right?
I use it when I want to say something.
- When I'm tired. - I see.
- I'm tired. - I'm done for.
- I'm tired. - I'm really done for.
- I have a stomachache. - I have a stomachache.
It hurts! I want it!
I want it!
It's 9pm. He hasn't been judged yet.
This is what Ega-chan told me.
I didn't know it would turn out like this.
The weather is so bad.
Can you stop it in Tannakuji?
The weather?
Can you live with me?
I'm sorry, but I can't.
I can't live with you.
I'm sorry.
But the best thing is to get scolded by Hamada's supervisor.
I thought so too.
What do you mean?
Hamada-san's parents.
Hamada-san's father.
What if I hit you with a woman's hormone?
What's going on?
What if I hit you with a woman's hormone?
It's a man's hormone.
I'm in trouble.
This is a church opened by a foreign preacher who can't tell anyone.
Many people come here in search of salvation.
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
This area is also from the Edo period.
You have a great face.
We, who live in Edo, have decided to get married.
Congratulations.
Thank you very much.
I heard that there is a wedding ceremony all over the country for Mr. Xavier Onishi.
To Mr. Xavier Onishi, I would like to make a vow.
If you can make all of them come true, the ceremony will end.
What are you saying?
A wife does not choose her next husband when her husband is dead.
What are you saying?
Yamazaki, out!
Let's do our best.
I'm sorry.
Stop!
You can do more!
Wasn't there a song of blessing?
Silent night with you.
Success you.
Little heart again.
Dear, three one two.
End!
Hey!
Can't I come to Edo, Mr. Kojimi?
You licker!
Come in!
Don't put it in!
You licker!
What are you doing?
Go away!
How should we use this box?
Yes!
Can you do it for me?
Wow! Wow!
Yes!
Wow!
It's been a long time.
Look at this.
It's been a long time.
Look at this.
Ouch!
It's been a long time.
It's just come out.
Wow!
Please don't do this! Please don't do this!
You can do it!
Please don't do this!
You can do it!
Please don't do this!
It's just come out.
Are you okay?
It's a nice tongue, so I want you to do more.
Please, take this.
No, no, please!
Please!
No, I don't want to hold it in my hand anymore!
I don't want to hold it anymore!
Please!
No, no, I don't want to hold it anymore!
Please go back!
Please!
I don't want to hold it anymore!
Please...
Yes...
Stop it!
Please!
I don't want to hold it in my hand anymore!
I don't want to hold it anymore!
Please!
I don't want to hold it anymore!
Please!
I don't want to hold it anymore!
Please!
End!
Out!
It's fine if you don't do it.
You should have pulled it out more.
Yes, please go back!
I can't do it anymore!
From now on, Zabier will reach out for help.
Yes!
That's good.
Yes, yes, yes.
Yes.
It happens in Edo period, too.
Yes.
Everyone, we have a problem!
What?
Two students from Edo city are fighting with each other.
Wow!
I didn't know that.
As teachers, won't you stop them?
Wow!
A fight breaks out between students from Edo city.
Five students rush to stop them as teachers.
It seems like they know what's going on, but...
What will happen?
Edo city is beautiful at night, too.
What?
Edo city is beautiful at night, too.
I'm sorry.
I'm going in.
If you guys mess around, we're going in!
Wow, you guys are really something.
You guys are not going to get in the way of Degas' gang's rampage!
We're going in to change your bodies!
Leave it to me, dad.
You guys are not going to get in the way of Degas' gang's rampage!
Leave it to me, dad.
We're going in to change your bodies!
Leave it to me, dad.
Wow, you guys are really something.
Leave it to me, dad.
We're going in to change your bodies!
Leave it to me, dad!
Our boss is going in to change your bodies!
Leave it to me, dad!
Our boss is going in to change your bodies!
Leave it to me, dad!
Is one minute okay?
Yes, one minute is fine.
One minute is fine.
Yes!
Please do your best!
We're going in!
Please do your best!
We're going in!
Please do your best!
Hatsumoto, out!
Wow!
I'm scared.
Did you see that?
How many seconds did it take?
It only took you 20 seconds!
It's not that big of a deal!
There's a guy who says it'll take less than 10 seconds!
You should have lied!
You're embarrassing me!
Let's do it!
Hey, guys! Look at the sound of the candle!
What's this?
What is it?
I don't know!
How many seconds did it take you?
What is it?
Are you okay?
Hey!
What is it?
Hey!
You're the worst!
Ouch!
You're better than I thought!
Yes, you're right!
You're right!
But we, Hikeshichu, have nothing but water!
Wow!
We need this, too. Hey, bring it here!
What's up with you?
Do you know how to save goldfish?
Yes, we know about that.
Let's do it!
Now, I'll wear this helmet and dig goldfish in it and save all goldfish with my mouth!
Wow, is it that hard? Are you okay?
OK, I'll wear this helmet and dig goldfish in it and save all goldfish with my mouth!
Hey!
What are you doing?
What are you doing with your hands and legs?
What are you doing?
I admit my efforts, but I don't know.
You're scared, aren't you?
I'll show you where I really dig goldfish!
Wow!
You really dig goldfish!
Wow!
Look! Look!
The quality of goldfish!
Wow!
You really dig goldfish!
Wow!
You really dig goldfish!
OK, I'll wear this helmet and dig goldfish in it and save all goldfish with my mouth!
Wow!
I'm sorry!
I'm really sorry!
I'm sorry!
I forgot again!
I'm sorry!
OK, let's do.
OK!
I don't like that!
Dig!
No!
Please dig!
OK!
Dig!
Dig cabinets first!
OK!
What do you want me to show you?
Are you ready?
No, I'm not.
Come on!
Calm down!
Wait!
Calm down!
I'm sorry, sir. I'll fix it for you.
It's fixed!
Okay!
Go!
Take it!
Out!
What is this?
It's frustrating!
I still have it in my mouth!
Okay! Bring it here!
Hurry up and pick it up!
I got it!
The futon in the middle...
What is it?
It's supposed to explode all of a sudden.
What?
On top of the exploding futon...
Our Wacky...
Will eat it up!
Right, Wacky?
And you won't know what it is!
What could it be?
It's not dangerous.
What is it?
It's scary!
Go!
Ready...
Go!
Take it!
What is it?
Take it!
What is it?
Don't make me laugh!
What's wrong with you?
You scared me!
I want to eat nabe-yaki-udon!
Our boss wants to eat something hotter!
Who is it?
Boss isn't here.
Huh? Boss is here.
You are the first one to eat nabe-yaki-udon in this summer!
You are boss! You are boss!
I'm not boss! I'm not boss!
Alright! Let me see it!
Let me see it!
Let's eat!
Yes!
It's hot at that point.
Yeah.
It's hot!
Let's eat! Let's eat!
It looks hot.
I don't want to eat it.
It's hot! It's hot!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
I'm hungry! I'm hungry!
You're eating and laughing!
You're a little advantageous for the big guys.
Bring it on!
The next one is called "denkirai", which is one meter in length.
This is bad. This is really bad.
The electric current generated when attacking a prey is so strong that even a cow can't stand up.
They say that they will transfer these dangerous white animals to another aquarium in one minute.
If you make a loud noise, a tree will stand up and eat you.
Let's do it quietly here.
You do it. You do it. Go to the rock.
Huh? Didn't you just say that?
You do it. You do it. Go to the rock.
You're stronger than a cow. Go to the rock.
I don't know what you're talking about.
You don't know what you're talking about!
You're scary.
Go to the rock. Go to the rock.
Do you want to try it?
You decide.
Everyone is out.
What's that?
It's a snake!
A snake is moving forward!
Next, a room runner, a passenger train, appears.
While running backwards, he puts noodles in hot soup and eats it.
And, a big guy, Kojima, joins in.
A big guy, Kojima, joins in.
You can do it!
Start!
Go! Go! Go!
Go gradually!
(applause)
(laughter)
Young Jotaro.
Don't look at me like that!
(laughter)
What's with you?
Bring me that!
What's that?
I'll show you how much emotion I have in me!
I'll show you!
Stop it!
I'll show you!
I'll show you how much emotion I have in me!
I'll show you!
Stop it!
Are you ready?
I'm not ready!
Yo! Start!
What the hell are you doing?
That was amazing.
As expected of you.
That was pretty painful.
Hey, big guys, take it easy.
If you're our Yoshinomu, you'll get more than twice as much.
It's not twice as much!
Yoshinomu-san, are you serious?
Hey!
What's up with you?
It's twice as much as ours.
Yoshinomu-san, are you serious?
It's twice as much as ours.
It's twice as much as ours!
The situation is totally different.
Are you okay?
I'll get you a ticket.
Next, they prepared a hot pot with boiling hot water.
Inside is a white shirt and slacks and a tie.
Haranishi will wear all of these in one minute.
Stop it.
Ready, start!
You're so hot.
Take it easy.
It's hot!
Hey!
Did you turn on the microwave?
Hey!
How's it going?
Next, a tank filled with honey appears.
In this tank, Degas' family will challenge how long they can hold their breath.
Please!
It's been a while since I've done this.
Please do it at the right timing.
Microwave, go!
I'm sorry!
It's been a while.
I'm sorry! I'll do it right now!
What are you doing?
Matsumoto, Yamazaki, Endo, Tanaka, out!
I thought it would be more interesting.
It feels like we're playing a game.
Shut up!
I don't know how long you're going to do this, but it's about time we kick you out of here!
Stop it!
I see.
Endo's death penalty is over when we kick you out of here.
I'm going to tell you what you're going to do now!
But you're not going anywhere!
There's oxygen in here, right?
You're going to throw this guy in the back door and say, "Hey, come on, let's go!"
What is it?
Ouch!
This is no time for this.
You're that old man over there, aren't you?
You're the one who was beating me up last year!
What's wrong with you?!
I'm not mad at you at all!
You idiot!
Who said you could go?!
What's wrong with you?!
Did you say something like that?
I'm sorry, but I'll take one more towel.
You idiot!
What's wrong with you?!
You idiot!
You idiot, I'm going to kill you!
You idiot!
What's wrong with you?!
Why would you say something like that?!
Now we've got a problem!
We've got a problem!
What is it?!
Let me go!
Come on!
I'll say it anyway.
Okay, Tanaka.
Ueshiba's buttocks have something in it.
Shut up!
What do you mean by "something"?
Something
Ready, set...
Hold it tight.
And say "haa".
Haa
Is it okay?
Okay!
Okay, Ueshiba!
Okay!
Ready...
Go!
Something
You're too fast!
Ouch!
One more time!
This is my first time standing up!
It's not a signal for you to fart, is it?
I'm scared!
One more time!
Hurry up!
Okay!
Ready!
Go!
Of course it is!
On the contrary, we were bad too.
Thank you!
Alright, let's go now.
It was amazing.
I'm glad we got along.
Yeah, yeah.
Huh?
What?
He's here.
It's Terminator-san.
He's here.
Huh?
It's Terminator-san.
He's taking off his clothes.
He's not changing.
What is that?
Mr. Tamineta, are you looking for someone?
Mr. Tamineta, what happened to your clothes?
Mr. Tamineta, why did you come to Eden?
Kamada, Endo, Matsumoto, out!
It doesn't make any sense.
Isn't it the person who was riding a horse?
Look at him. He's a pervert.
He's crazy.
Everyone, out!
Isn't it him?
What is it?
Ouch!
Mr. Tamineta, you came from the future in search of that person, didn't you?
You're trying to kill that person, aren't you?
That's what it is.
It would be nice if you could run away.
Shall we go?
I don't know what you're talking about.
You're right.
10:30 PM
Play with the person you were interested in.
Oh, it's cute.
What?
It's cute.
You like it very much, don't you?
Especially the lips.
What?
What? Really?
How old are you?
I'm 45 years old.
You're out!
You don't want to do fortune-telling?
Why me?
Me?
Who?
Me?
I wasn't laughing, though.
You're dirty.
What?
What's wrong with you?
Ouch!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Will this be released again? Will it be released?
What do you do with that kind of thing?
Out!
Didn't you see it? Didn't you see it?
I saw it! I saw it!
Ouch!
Scary!
Isn't it scary?
No, it's...
What? What? It's really scary!
I think it's a part of the backstage that you shouldn't watch.
It's not cute at all now.
I hate it now.
I hate it. It's creepy.
Shall we end it?
Who's the best?
Okay.
How about Hama-chan?
Okay.
How about Koma-chan?
Koma-chan?
Yes.
Please check it. From the eyebrow area.
Okay.
What? You're hiding your face.
No, I'm not.
Out!
What's with this event?
But I'm sure the staff wanted you to do this.
Oh, I see.
Man, I'm tired today too.
But I'm tired.
I'm tired.
I don't know how long you've been doing this.
I'm tired.
I don't know what I'm doing.
I'm tired.
I can't move my mouth.
I'll do something about it.
You are a retired person.
I can't move my mouth.
I'll do something about it.
It's difficult.
It's heavy because it's solid.
Koma-chan.
Koma-chan, what are you doing?
I'm talking to someone.
It's difficult.
It's weird.
It's not balanced.
Koma-chan?
What's wrong?
I'm a little tired.
I'm tired.
Out.
It's not funny.
It's not dynamic at all.
I see.
You can ask me anything.
How old are you?
I'm old.
It's hot.
It's good.
It's hot.
Koma-chan, it's scary.
Kids will cry.
They won't love you at all.
It hurts.
At 11 pm, 15 hours since work started.
Next, we will go to "Oiran's Mayomi".
Do you have any bad feelings about this place?
Everyone, come here.
"Oiran".
Wow, it's packed.
Everyone, come forward.
"Oiran's Mayomi".
Thank you.
Ouch, my butt hurts.
Welcome.
Excuse me.
Thank you for coming today.
Today, we have invited "Oiran", who is a symbol of Yoshiwara,
to watch a special performance that is different from usual.
Please enjoy it until the end!
But even so...
I will come back again, Alius!
Gyaaah!
Hey!
What are you doing?
Get away!
What's up with you?
You rascals!
I have good news for you.
There is...
a righteous thief in here.
A rat boy.
I will...
catch him.
You don't know who he is.
You can call me whatever you like.
I have a decisive match for you today.
Hey!
I'm Kojima.
I'm a rat from our intelligence division.
Hey!
You're a good rat, aren't you?
Thank you.
You're one of us, right?
Yes.
You don't know who I am, do you?
Hey!
You don't know who I am, do you?
I guess I have no choice.
All of you...
are out!
Seriously?
No, no.
Ouch!
Seriously?
You don't know who I am, do you?
Then...
I guess...
I'll have you wear a hat.
I guess I have no choice.
(laughter)
Can you hold this for me for a second?
(laughter)
OK, you can do it.
OK, put it on.
OK.
OK, Gamri, you can do it like this.
OK.
Excuse me.
Are you a man?
I'm a woman.
A woman?
Yes.
You're different.
OK, next.
I'm a woman.
(laughter)
You're different.
You're...
You're different.
OK, you're different.
OK.
OK, next.
Hey, hurry up and put it on!
It's a good sign!
You're bad, but you're different.
OK.
(laughter)
You're different.
OK, you can do it!
(laughter)
You're lying!
You knew it from the beginning.
No matter what situation we're in, you know, right?
(laughter)
You're scary.
No, wait a minute.
Huh?
These people are really my friends, but...
I'm not a rat kid...
They're covering for you, huh?
Yes.
If they're covering for you, then you're not one of them?
Yes.
Listen to me. I'm not one of them.
Hey.
Did you know about this guy?
No, not at all.
Look at me. Huh?
You don't know about me, so I don't know anything about you.
Come up here.
Huh?
Hey!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
(laughter)
What do you want me to do?
As usual.
(laughter)
Wait!
I'll say one thing.
Yes!
Okay...
The time is one minute.
One minute!
Yes!
Do something funny.
Huh?
Something that will make everyone laugh, including me.
Ready?
Okay! Let's go!
Okay!
Look at this stick!
This is the worst.
Matsumoto, Endo, Tamada, Out!
You did your best.
It's crazy.
Ouch!
Hey!
With such a sloppy act!
What are you talking about? Are you talking about me?
I'm not!
Hey!
Chono!
Hey!
Chono!
Why am I Chono?
Matsumoto, Tamada, Endo, Out!
Chono!
I'm done! I'm done!
Ouch!
Okay, I got it.
I have to do it anyway.
I'll take it.
Let's do it like this.
Okay, okay, okay.
Mouse boy.
I'm mouse boy!
I'm sorry, Satie!
Hey!
Don't move!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
What is it?
Take this off!
- What are you doing? - Again! Again! Again!
- Get up! - I'm back! I'm back!
- You're not getting up? - I'm not!
- You're kidding! - I'm back! I'm back!
- Get up! - No!
- Let me go! - Get up!
- My hip joint hurts! - Get up! Get up!
- You're lying! - Get up!
- Everyone's waiting for you! - Yes! Yes!
- I know! I know! - You're causing a lot of trouble!
- Are you ready? - Yes! I'm ready!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
Excuse me! Please stop!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
- It hurts, doesn't it? - Ouch!
- It really hurts, doesn't it? - You're lying!
- It hurts, doesn't it? - You're lying!
- Alright! - You look good!
- I'm really sorry about this! - You'll run away!
I won't! I won't run away! Just don't hit me!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
- My hair! My hair! - Get up!
- You're like a rat's nest now. - I'm a coca-cola now.
- Are you serious? - What? What?
- Are you serious? - Huh?
- I'm serious. - Here we go.
- I'm serious. - Let's go.
- I'm serious. - Alright!
- Let's go! - Yes!
- Alright! - Yes!
- Here we go! - Yes!
Get!
Hey, take it!
It's a souvenir!
Let's do it.
Matsumoto, Amata, Endo, Kanata, out!
What's up with you?
Let's do it.
Ouch!
Let's do it.
Ouch!
Let's do it.
16 hours since the start of work.
The long tour of society has finally come to an end.
Everyone, the tour of society is over now.
Shall we go back?
We say goodbye to Edoma City.
Everyone, change into modern clothes.
It's not that easy to come to Edo from modern times.
Ignore him!
The tour of society is now over.
Change into teacher-like clothes again and say goodbye to Edoma City.
Get on a bus and go to a modern school.
A teacher's life that doesn't seem to end.
Even if they go back to school, their trials continue.
1 a.m.
The staff welcomes the five of them back.
Let's go in.
I wonder if they'll sit where I wrote my name.
We're going to have a PTA report meeting now.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Many students of this school are entertainers,
so if you have any entertainers who may have a negative impact on your students, please report them.
Yes.
May I?
Yes.
Yamazaki Hosei.
Yes.
I know him.
Sanma-san's special program was held.
Yes.
And that program is...
Two teams appeared, one says the truth, one says lies, and both of you participated in seeing through those lies, didn't you?
Yes, we did.
And as the program progressed, it became a corner called "reaction confrontation", didn't it?
Yes.
Ueshiba Ryuhei team versus Yamazaki Hosei team.
"Come forward", said Yamazaki Hosei with a loud voice.
I'll definitely deceive you!
"Come forward!", said Yamazaki Hosei with a loud voice.
It was funny.
It was.
It was funny, wasn't it?
It was.
Ouch!
And in the back of the team, there are two transparent rooms.
And one of them is filled with smelly gas, and the other one is filled with the smell of roses.
You enter the room, don't you?
Yes.
You enter the room, and one of Yamazaki Hosei team members says, "It stinks! It stinks! It stinks! It stinks!"
Yes.
And then, the girls say, "From now on, balloons will be inflated in the room, and when they explode, it will stink."
Ouch!
It was the highlight of the second half of the show, but you didn't sing at all.
I didn't sing at all.
I have a little information about you.
Plus or minus Iwahashi.
I have a little information about you.
Yamada Masatoshi said, "Iwahashi, please change this straw. It's clogged."
And he kept sucking the mattress.
That's terrible.
He kept sucking the mattress.
That's terrible.
Ouch!
That's because it's a plastic clogged stick.
Yamada, may I say something?
Go ahead.
I heard this from Higashino Koji.
Yamada, may I say something?
Go ahead.
I heard this from Higashino Koji.
Now, Yamada and Higashino Koji are doing a city location called "gobu gobu" in Osaka.
They are doing a city location, but Yamada is selfish and doesn't want to walk much.
So what the staff thought of was to first carry the car to the opening and then open the door and Yamada will get off.
And we'll do the location there.
At the end of the location, the car will arrive and Yamada will get on.
And we'll go to the next location and Yamada will get off.
That's the system we came up with.
But every time we get off and get in the car, we bump our heads.
I see.
The sense of distance is no good.
Anyone else?
May I say something?
Go ahead.
See you again.
I know the worst people.
That's right.
Until last year, in Roppongi,
Morioka cold noodles were selling for 1,700 yen, which is an unbelievable price for a bar.
Once, the bar was closed.
Recently, another bar has been started.
Takahashi, we opened a new bar again,
next time, come and visit us if you can't come back.
I was conscious of coming back.
Endo!
Tanaka!
Tanaka, you're great!
Kamada!
Kamada, you're great!
Tanaka, you're great!
My jaw hurts.
You're conscious of coming back.
You're determined to come back.
I was there once.
The bar was really good.
It was comfortable and the drinks were good.
I went there once and there was a system.
When you sit in the bar,
you pay 2,000 yen for a charge.
The atmosphere of the bar was good.
It's a luxury bar.
There's a private room in the back.
There's a karaoke in the private room.
For an hour, you pay 5,000 yen for a charge.
5,000 yen for one person?
It's a price for a young man with courage.
Many entertainers called me and said,
If you know a president, why don't you bring him?
I got a call from my junior, "Hello, Ueda."
I didn't know much, so I took the president with me.
Then, president, let's go to the private room first.
I went to the private room.
I don't sing karaoke.
It's okay.
The president drank and said, "Let's drink this."
He drank a lot and got drunk.
President, shall we sleep in the private room?
He took the sleeping president to the private room and took the charge.
It's a disaster!
That's terrible.
I went to that store the other day.
I'm not sure if I should say this or not,
but when I drank about three times as much highball,
I happened to say,
Aren't you sleepy?
No way!
So that's what happened.
A little expensive.
About Mimata,
I got this information from Sada, the writer.
Sada and Mimata went to a sushi restaurant together.
Sada has not seen her for years.
They talked about their problems.
Mimata, who was drinking a lot of Japanese sake,
got very emotional and said,
Hey, Sada, I'll take you somewhere nice now.
So they decided to go to a nightclub.
Sada couldn't show his face until they got to the club,
so he put on a mask and a hat and dressed up as Mimata.
When they entered the club,
they were choosing who to dress up as.
The clerk who saw Mimata dressed up in a mask and a hat said,
You can't go in there, so please leave.
You can't go in there?
I'm sure it's a shared thing.
Anyone else?
Yes, please.
It's about Matsumoto-san.
When he was wearing an Adidas watch,
he said, "Wow, this is good," about a watch he doesn't usually wear.
He said, "Wow, this is good," about a watch he doesn't usually wear.
Then he got addicted to watches.
He said, "Wow, this is good," about a luxury watch limited edition.
In the end, he bought it.
When he hangs out with his juniors,
it's said to be a good thing,
but when he hangs out with Miyasako-san, a luxury watch maniac,
it's said to be a bad thing and he'll never wear it.
He'll never wear it.
I've never seen it.
I'd like to see it, but I can't.
Unexpected.
I'd like to see it, but I can't.
I'm Matsumoto-san.
At the Okinawa Film Festival,
Matsumoto-san, his wife and children,
me and my wife ate something like grilled meat.
Matsumoto-san's wife had a phone case
with rabbit ears on it.
Will you look after it for me?
"Everyone's asking you about it," she said.
Everyone laughed.
At the time, his wife said,
Oh, you say that a lot.
No, I don't say it a lot.
Matsumoto-san!
I don't say it a lot.
I see.
I don't say it a lot.
But the other day...
No, I say it twice.
Twice? No, I don't think it's twice.
No, no, no.
Seven minutes.
End!
Out!
It's a long rally.
I see.
Anyone else?
I'd like to change the angle.
There aren't many people like her.
She has a special personality.
Her name is Naoki Tanaka.
It's a dirty story.
Yes, it is.
We couldn't get much information from her.
So we got information from his wife.
Naoki Tanaka, who is not very excited at home,
was very excited that day.
When he came home and was eating with his family,
he said, "Look at this picture!"
And the picture he posted was a picture of an enlarged crab.
A picture of a crab?
Tanaka!
Masaki!
Out!
It's a rare picture.
He showed it to his wife.
A few years ago, a duo called "Amiagari Keshitai"
collected wives of various entertainers and tried to make their husbands tell funny stories.
Naoki Tanaka's wife was also there.
She doesn't usually appear on TV,
but she did her best to tell seven or eight episodes.
But none of them were funny.
Yamazaki, Endo, Tanaka, out!
None of them were funny.
But a lot of them were funny.
Your wife wasn't bad.
My wife wasn't bad. Her episodes were funny.
Can I say something?
It's about Endo, Tanaka's boyfriend.
It's a very recent story.
Endo called me at midnight.
I really wanted it in Shinjuku. Can you go buy it with me?
Rain, out!
You look like a fisherman.
That's gross!
Gross!
And moreover...
Yes, moreover...
You look like a middle-aged man.
Oh, no!
Do you have anything else?
Can I say something?
Well...
I have a question for you, Katsura.
Oh, I see.
Well...
There are many rules, of course.
You can't smoke eggs,
but, Katsura Sand, you're a heavy smoker.
Oh, no!
This is a betrayal.
Oh, go ahead.
I heard from Sand that...
you promised not to drink alcohol for three years.
But you drink a lot of alcohol every day.
Oh, no!
Well...
Can I say something?
I'm Hitoshi Matsumoto.
I'm Hitoshi Matsumoto and...
I'm walking in the afternoon.
Four or five young OLs...
came up to me and said...
Oh, it's you, Matsumoto-san.
And I thought I'd go around and check it out.
But one OL said...
Wow, Matsumoto-san, you're in great shape.
In summer, you wear T-shirts and so on.
I'm looking forward to seeing you in great shape.
One OL touched me.
And two OLs touched me again.
I thought it was bad.
I tried to go to OL.
But I was intimidated by OLs' eyes.
No, I'm still fine.
OLs touched me a lot.
And in the end...
I started moving my chest muscles.
And it made me feel so good.
Yes.
Kimu, you're not good at talking.
Endo, Sanaka, out!
Mimata-san!
Out!
Well, I'm sorry to say that this is the last story.
We made up stories that weren't supposed to be told.
And we ended up like this.
So we're going to retire for a while.
Kimu starts his 18-hour shift.
He comes here and faces that man.
I don't think it's him.
I'm a member of the international organization "Tower House".
Until this morning, it was "government-to- government talk" in 2012.
Many things have happened this year, too.
The U.S. presidential election, China becoming the top country...
Looking back at these issues, I'd like to have a talk with the international organization "Tower House".
Please come in.
Thank you for coming.
Thank you for having me.
This way, please.
Thank you.
Thank you for having me.
First of all, you said that you would invest your political life and increase your spending tax.
Yes.
What percentage of that spending tax do you have now?
Yes.
20%.
Matsumoto, Hanaka, out!
Endo, out!
You have 50%.
You have no hesitation.
You're taking a lot of money.
Ouch!
It's an athenic speed.
In fact, the spending tax of various countries in Europe is about 20%.
In Japan, it's cheaper.
Isn't it?
0.5%.
Matsumoto, Yamazaki, Endo, out!
If you say it's cheap, it's 0%.
Yes, it's extreme.
Ouch!
That's good.
Ouch!
0.5%.
0.6%.
A little higher.
0.10%.
0.15%.
Matsumoto, Endo, out!
Tanaka, Yamazaki, out!
Habada-san is enduring it.
You're amazing, Habada-san.
I can't do it. I can't do it.
0.10%.
Ouch!
I can't do it. I can't do it.
0.10%. That's amazing.
You know what?
The rating is 5%.
Let's say it normally.
Do you know this person's name?
Yes.
Which person?
Well...
Seko.
All of you?
Really?
Are you kidding me?
You look like him a little.
You do look like him a little.
Seko?
Ouch!
Seko...
Do you know this person's name?
Yes.
Well...
Seko.
His son...
Yamazaki, out!
Seko's son...
Ouch!
That's good.
You're starting to get it.
Yes.
You're starting to get it.
Shinya Yamanaka.
He won the Nobel Prize in Biology.
IPS cells...
Yes.
These are cells that can be created anywhere in the human population.
If this were to come true, we might even be able to create humans.
Wow!
Someone like Hideaki Onishi...
Yes.
Two people, three people, even five people can do it.
That's a lot.
I'm in trouble.
My wife is getting sick.
I think my wife is going to collapse.
So you're saying it's sex, right?
I think my wife is going to collapse.
So you're saying it's sex, right?
Of course.
I see. I understand now.
Thank you very much.
I'm about to cry.
It's funny even now.
I didn't see it at the time.
It's me.
It's you.
Actually, when I walked down the hallway,
I thought my hair was long and I was being kidnapped by a fairly big woman,
so I'm locked up in a hut.
Apparently, the key to the hut is in the security room on the second floor.
Will you come and get the key and help me?
He came out.
And you know what?
You can laugh at me from now on,
but if you're surprised, you're out.
So please come and help me.
What's with the way you talk?
It's like Kawashima English.
Special rules at midnight.
Don't be surprised, hot-blooded teacher.
First, Yamazaki and Chokoro and their friends
seek the key to the hut where Fujiwara is locked up
and go up to the security room on the second floor.
I'm going.
Are you going?
I'm going.
I'm scared of this.
My neck is messed up.
What's wrong with you?
I'm fine.
So we run and...
Oh no.
So we get together and...
Yes, yes.
Please.
And...
Bang!
Whoa!
It didn't move at all.
Just a little.
But you have to stay with me.
We have to.
We're friends.
Oh no.
What's this?
From here, the magic banana.
If you say "banana"...
Sale
If you say "sale"...
Your butt is red.
Red.
If you say "ferrari"...
Italia
If you say "Italia"...
Pasta
You're the worst!
You're losing!
Why?
It's not losing.
At that time, downtown was...
Where are you going for New Year's Eve?
Hey.
Just ask me.
I'm talking to you.
Oh, no.
At least don't make me laugh.
There's no rule.
We have to talk in a duo.
It's tough.
You're laughing a lot.
It doesn't matter.
This is the worst time of the year for me.
What is this time of the year?
Security room.
There it is.
Keys.
Look, a penlight.
Number 3.
Ah.
What does it say?
What?
Ah!
What?
Ah!
What?
It's scary!
Oh, my God.
It's scary.
Why do I wear only mine?
Why?
I'm scared too.
No, I'm not scared.
I'm not scared.
I found it.
I can't believe it.
I found it.
I found the key of this room.
What? It's so big.
What?
I can't see it.
I found it.
Yes.
I'm scared.
I'll take it.
I found it.
Oh, no!
I found it! I found it!
Who is it? Who is it?
Who is it?
Oh, it's Ijiri!
I can't seem to react.
Why is he grabbing my crotch?
Look at this.
The three of them successfully obtained the key to the hut.
Why do you keep telling me all the time?
I'm just asking.
Well, we went to a resort area in the summer,
so there's not much winter left.
I see. Where did you go in the summer?
Gaumont.
I've been wanting to say this for a while now.
Yes, yes, yes.
Don't say "gum".
I don't know what you're talking about.
What are you talking about?
I don't know what you're talking about.
I'm just a synthesizer.
On the other hand, the three of them who obtained the key...
Ah, so that's what you were going to say!
No, no, that's enough!
You're making me laugh so much!
Don't you guys get it?
What should we do?
Emergency! Emergency!
What is it?
Five seconds wasted!
What is it?
Huh?
It's a linkage effect.
I see.
What's the point of this?
From now on, I'd like you to challenge my special quiz.
From my jokes in "7-8-9", I'd like you to guess my best five jokes.
The first one is...
"Jai" and "choki".
What do you think it is, Tanaka-san?
I don't know.
The correct answer is...
"Jai" and "choki".
That's it.
Ah, I saw that on "King's Brunch".
Don't say it!
Let's move on.
While the goat's gag quiz continues...
But you really have to say it properly.
But it's only "guam", right? There's nothing else.
Um...
What do you call a machine that washes pants and shirts?
A washing machine?
I don't like it anymore. I hate it.
What is it?
A washing machine.
I don't like it.
I don't like it at all.
What's that thing where there's a lot of fish swimming in front of the glass and everyone goes to see it?
Aquarium.
Shut up!
Aquarium!
What the hell are you talking about?
Aquarium!
Aquarium.
Disrespectful.
You've been trying to say that lately, haven't you?
No, I feel like you're saying something for what I'm saying.
What the hell are you talking about?
This is it.
The orthodox way of saying it.
What the hell are you talking about?
Okay, that's enough.
This is annoying.
What the hell are you talking about?
Well, first of all...
Of course...
This is it!
Can you hear me, people of Brazil?!
What the hell is he doing?
This is hell.
The three people who have tasted hell have been completely confined.
This time, even if something happens to the three of them, they will be taken to the second floor of the building.
Second floor security room.
Geez, this is just...
- No, no, no. - You're wrong.
- Where is it?
- This way.
You guys are so mean.
I'm sick of this.
This is ugly.
- Look at this. - Aaaaaah!
- You scared me. - You're a bad guy.
- Rikuto!
- Help me! - He's mad.
- Rikuto! - What's wrong with you?
You're so different from Shinagawa.
- You're so loud all of a sudden. - Rikuto!
- You're so persistent. - Rikuto!
- You're stupid. - Rikuto!
- You're trying to say a lot of things. - Rikuto!
- Rikuto!
- You're so scary and gross. Stop it. - Rikuto!
- Stop it. - Rikuto!
He's so aggressive.
- You're so aggressive. Stop it. - Rikuto!
- Don't bully him. - Rikuto!
- You're so aggressive. Stop it. - Rikuto!
- What the heck is this? - This is too much.
- This is perfect. - What's wrong?
- Where is it? - Where is it?
Rikuto!
You're so scary.
Yes, hello.
Surprise! It's time for the phone quiz!
Here's the question!
Speaking of vitamins, it's "c."
Speaking of going to the ends of the world, it's "q."
Yes.
Then, what is the idol group that is on a big break called "Pink Clover"?
Pink Clover...
z.
Correct!
Wow!
My heart is beating so fast.
Wow, what is this?
That's all we have.
I'm still confused.
It's really frustrating, isn't it?
What is it?
You're looking for it, aren't you?
It's not a game, it's a bed.
Oh, it's a key!
It's this!
Oh, it's on top of it.
Huh?
No, no, it's not like that.
Which one is it?
I don't have a flashlight!
Hey, you can't do this!
What's this?
Who is it?
What are you doing?
What is this?
Stop it! Stop it!
I can't take it!
Your eyes were shining!
You scared me!
What is this?
It's creepy!
What is it?
I was really scared!
Huh? It's open!
What?
What is it?
You know it's scary, right?
What is it?
I was scared!
I was really scared!
What's wrong with you guys?
They safely rescued Yamazaki and Kokoriko.
Then...
We received information that Fujiwara Sensei is being held captive in a warehouse on the ground.
Five new teachers, please head to the ground immediately.
The five of them head to the warehouse on the ground to rescue Fujiwara.
What happened?
Finally, the five of them head to the ground.
And then...
A threatening three-shot!
You always go to save people, don't you?
Right? Oh, you're right.
Damn it...
It's like I'm hypnotized.
What's this?
It's cold now!
It's impossible!
It's not cold at all!
It's like I'm hypnotized!
It's connected!
It's like I'm hypnotized!
It's huge!
It's amazing!
It's so big!
Can it fly like that?
Are you okay?
It's been a while!
Kuntaro!
It's been two years!
You weren't here last year.
That's right.
I'm wet.
You're wet!
You're wearing a wine cap.
I'm sorry.
I'm wet!
I'll come back.
You're noisy.
I'm wet.
The arrow is pointing to the left.
This is it!
This is the warehouse!
Is it okay?
It was scary!
We're finally at the warehouse.
I want to take a key.
It's open now.
It's foggy.
I saw it!
Are you okay?
What's that?
It must be heavy.
Five people rescued Fujiwara.
They're about to escape from the warehouse.
If you get caught again,
I don't know if there's a woman with long hair.
Be careful!
This is crazy, this is crazy.
Three o'clock in the middle of the night.
Modern school.
And the Edo period.
In just one day, they traveled through the ages.
The five iron professors.
Finally, the time has come.
Everyone did a good job.
All business is over.
Thank you!
It's over!
Hamada.
You did a good job.
I'm 50 years old now.
What are you talking about?
Can you do that?
Of course.
How many times have you done it?
It hurts!
I'll leave it to young people.
That's right.
I'll leave it to you.
I'm glad it was a happy ending.
Let's go.
We can go home.
I see.
It's over.
Thank you for your hard work.
Now, Ninomiya Kinjiro's statue has disappeared from school.
When he walks while reading a book, he falls and gets injured.
Ninomiya Kinjiro, who is building a new one, said, "One day, this statue will become real."
I told him.
I told him, "You're just slacking off."
Now...
It's over.
It's useless.
Thank you for your hard work today.
Thank you for your hard work.
Excuse me.
You've been doing this every year.
Thank you for your hard work.
Congratulations.
Thank you for your hard work.
He's good.
NEXT EPISODE PREVIEW
Kisako's solitude is far away.
I should have known that she had a long back.
I don't know what she said that night.
I should have known that she had a long back.
I don't know why, but for some reason, I've been with my ex-wife ever since I arrived in Edo.
Let's sing together.
You haven't changed at all, Okada.
I'm happy to meet you.
I got kicked out of my home town of Rintasu.
We're always blown away and separated.
I should have just loved you.
I just stare at you with a smile.
You're amazing.
Hey, let me tell you something.
We always dream of a future like that.
I should have dreamt of it.
Happy New Year everyone!
Half of the audience is crying.
Can you not look at me like that?
I can't get any auctions.
Even if I want to, I'll just hold it in and suck your dick.
And when you look at me like that...
I'm going to split you in half twice.
But you know...
My first punch was at 12 o'clock.
Everyone...
Happy New Year!