AISubs v3.5
What?
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Damn it!
Masaki, Hanaka, Aoba!
Wow!
That's crazy!
Ouch! Ouch!
It's like a lie!
Stand up!
Get out of there!
Hurry up and get out of there!
Sorry! Sorry!
You guys!
This is the rumored problem character,
Mammoth's mask!
If you're going to look at it, look at it!
If you're not going to look at it, don't look at it!
Yamamoto!
Hamada! Hanaka!
Yamamoto!
He did clean up.
Ouch!
He did clean up.
Let's check Masako's body first!
Yamamoto!
Let's check Masako's body first!
Is there anyone here?
Let's bury him and end it!
His lips are thicker than last year.
It's really small.
Did you find it?
No.
Matsumoto!
I don't think there is one.
He has a strong arm.
What is this?
I've been saying it for a long time.
Keep saying it for a long time.
Ouch!
Was it bad?
Yes.
OK, end.
Go.
Find it for me.
Um, Mr. Shibata, let me check your body for a moment.
Your chest muscle.
A little lower.
Lower?
A thousand kilograms lower.
A little lower!
A little more in the middle!
Ouch!
Your chest!
Don't push me!
End.
Go.
Ouch!
What is this?
Do you have the courage?
No, I don't.
No, you don't.
In the first place, who are you?
I'm a new teacher who has been absent from today.
In that case, isn't it polite to introduce yourself first?
Yes.
OK, show me your lips.
Yes.
I'm Hamada, a new teacher.
Nice to meet you.
Shut up!
Mishara-chan.
Yes.
Show me what you've got.
Yes.
I'm a three-year-old bearded guy with a big head.
In that case, the next type of woman is a pure- blooded young lady who looks good with an Eggo and a blade.
And the cosplay I want you to do is an underground alien.
Nice to meet you!
One more thing.
Your lips.
Yes.
Show me again.
I don't want your lips.
You're weird.
I'm Hamada.
My favorite type is...
silent, perverted...
Mr. Chan!
I'm Jean-Claire.
I'm Masumoto.
I'm Masumoto, a newcomer.
My favorite type is...
actually...
I have a father, but...
I don't want him to think of me as an introvert.
I think it's better for him...
to wear something like a cardigan.
Hurry up and take it!
You're drinking too much!
Can I be rough with you?
Nice to meet you.
I'm a newcomer, Endo. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
The type I like is...
Rather than showing his face,
I like someone who's supporting his face with a blackout.
Matsumoto!
Yamada!
Endo!
Out!
Nice to meet you.
Ouch!
I'm a newcomer, Tanaka. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
I like O.L.'s going out for lunch with their wallets in the afternoon.
My favorite cosplay is American Police. Nice to meet you!
Matsumoto!
Endo!
Out!
I don't like it at all!
I don't like American Police at all!
I'm a newcomer, Yamasaki. Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you!
The type I like is...
Shortcut!
As short as possible!
I like naked overalls for my favorite cosplay!
Nice to meet you!
Tanaka!
Matsumoto!
Out!
- I guess each of them is like that. - I guess.
Thank you.
- They're good guys. - Yes.
I've never talked to them about my worries.
But I feel like I can tell them something.
Matsumoto, go tell them.
I've never told anyone about this before.
My ATM reaction is bad.
I can't win.
What should I do?
You were a little thin. Is it okay?
I knew it!
The meat is in the way!
I knew it!
There was no one who said it clearly!
Is that so?
I'll say something good.
Yes, that's right.
Please accept my feelings for you.
What?
What is it?
I'm scared.
Thank you.
This is the rice that my grandfather made.
I'll make rice balls for you, so eat it.
It's hard.
I put a lot of water in it.
Please eat it.
Please eat it!
Is it not good?
I'll make everyone eat it.
Is it good?
It's good.
This is the rice that my grandfather made.
I like it.
Please eat it.
I knew it!
Is it okay?
The meat is in the way!
But I'll let you eat it.
No.
No?
No.
I'm scared.
What is it?
It's cold! End!
It's cold! I can't breathe!
I was dying! I was dying!
Who will understand my feelings?
What do you want me to know?
Did you have an endoscope?
Endoscope?
Did you have an endoscope?
Ouch!
Get out of here!
Are you kidding me?
Get out of here!
Yes, yes.
Thank goodness.
I feel so much better now.
I'm sure it's over now.
Of course it's over.
The engine must have hit something weird.
I'm surprised.
Five hours since the start of work.
There is no rest for the workers.
Change clothes?
From now on, I will put the eyes of this school on you and have you fight with the teachers of other schools.
However, if you are alone, I am anxious, so I will ask for a strong assistant today.
Please.
Charisma P.E. teacher, Mr. Gushiken.
Nice to meet you.
Then, everyone, please get ready for the battle and change into your jersey.
Is this a skirt?
This is a skirt.
Charisma P.E. teacher, Mr. Gushiken.
This one?
Please.
Do I have to change into this?
Let's do our best.
Let's go.
Excuse me.
I want to go.
What?
You...
Are you ready?
Let's go to the gym.
Are you okay, Mr. Borosket?
We have a teacher.
Are you okay?
Leave it to me.
The gym event is under the name of the school.
A new challenge begins.
(Cheering)
First of all, we will show you how to enter the gym.
Next, we will show you how to enter the gym.
Private freestyle school.
Six teachers with strong personalities have gathered.
One rule change before entering the competition is...
From now on, you can laugh.
But you can't lose.
You can't do that.
So...
What?
I said you can laugh.
But I didn't say you can lose.
What is it?
Mr. Gushiken, what is it?
What is it, Mr. Gushiken?
What?
Thank you for your help today.
Thank you for your help.
You are not a real teacher.
I've been doing this since I finished school.
You are more serious than I thought you would be.
Thank you for your help.
The battle for the honor of both schools begins.
Of course, the losing team will be severely punished.
The one who pulls the most legs out of the losing school...
Will be kicked in the back.
What's wrong with you, Mr. Gushiken?
I...
I have a weak butt.
I'll say anything you say.
I want you to send me home with a weak butt.
I'm in trouble.
I'm in a lot of trouble.
Are you ready, everyone?
The competition is about to begin.
Today, for you...
That's right.
The students are here as supporters.
Tsukacchan, cheer up!
Tsukacchan!
Huh? Huh?
I didn't notice at all.
Tsukacchan, cheer up!
I will definitely cheer you up.
Huh?
I will definitely cheer you up.
If you're going to do it on your own, just do it like this!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Now, I would like to start the competition.
The first competition is...
The highest jump box ever!
The rules are simple.
In the jump box, declare the number of steps you think you can jump.
If you can jump, you get points for the number of steps you can jump.
If you can't jump, you get zero points.
The whole team will challenge and compete for total points.
Now, the first competition is...
"Ferris wheel race"!
Let's do our best!
Now, let's do our best!
Let's do our best!
Then, let's start from over there.
From Tsukacchan?
Yes.
"Top Buster Tsukajiro Challenge"!
Now, Tsukachan...
How many steps will you challenge?
Five.
Yes!
You can do it!
Tsukaji-sensei!
I don't remember how to do it!
Can you do it?
Sui-kun!
It's okay, it's okay!
Do your best!
Seriously, what is this?
Did I make you act?
That's enough!
Did I make you act?
There is no such practice, everyone!
Now, let's do our best!
It's Tsukachan's big challenge!
Get ready!
Are you okay?
I'm scared.
Be careful.
That was...
Where?
If his butt had been cut, it wouldn't have counted.
Let's watch it in slow motion.
His butt is fine.
It's a success!
Next up is Acrobical Academy! Who wants to go?
Me!
That's dirty!
Let me go first since I'm old.
Hamada-san, do you want to go?
How many steps do you want?
Five steps.
Let's go with five steps.
No, no, I'm serious.
I don't know if you're used to Hamada-san's face.
It's my first time.
It's funny, isn't it?
I'm finally used to it.
It took me half a day to talk about it.
What kind of face did you have?
Hamada challenges five steps.
Will he succeed?
How confident are you?
Five steps...
If you do it like this, you can do it several times.
It's Hamada-san's fifth attempt.
Get ready!
This was a waste of time.
Really?
But you can definitely do it.
If you lose because you lost here, this will lead to a tie kick.
I think a tie kick is fine.
Next is the Kaba-chan Challenge, which is excellent in athletic nerves.
Kaba-chan, what should we do?
Let's go for 9.
I'll try it.
Kaba-chan, 9!
If you lose because you lost here, this will lead to a tie kick.
Are you ready?
This is Kaba-chan's 9th challenge.
Let's go for it.
Ready?
I didn't see it.
Are you okay?
I might have seen something like a slow motion.
Will Gushiken be able to show his skill?
Gushiken, are you okay?
Gushiken, how many did you get?
It's high.
Gushiken, how many did you get?
It's 8.
Ready?
Are you okay?
You can do it!
Next, Takahashi, who is not good at sports, announces that it's 8.
It's high.
It's high!
You can kick the ball high. Highly.
This is not very good advice.
You can't kick the ball high.
Then let's see.
Get ready.
It's high. It's high!
Go high! Go high!
It's high! It's high!
As a footballer, I can't fly.
It looks like a doll!
(Laughter)
Too bad!
(Applause)
49-year-old middle-aged man, Matsumoto's challenge.
What is this?
This is a hatchet.
Hatchet?
Hatchet is impossible.
It's impossible, or it's funny that the middle- aged man is jumping over it.
(Laughter)
That's right, that's right.
I have a bad feeling about this.
Matsumoto's challenge is 8?
8?
(Applause)
What did you do last time?
It's 8 now.
Shall I lower it by one step?
(Laughter)
It's not cool.
Can you stop going that far?
I have a bad feeling about this.
Are we going to Beijing?
(Laughter)
What should we do?
It's okay, it's okay.
Now, it's Matsumoto's 7-step challenge.
Are we going to Beijing?
Ready, go!
(Whistle)
Scary, scary, scary.
It's okay, it's okay.
Scary!
(Applause)
It's okay, it's okay.
Scary!
I haven't used it much.
I haven't used it for a long time.
What are you talking about?
(Laughter)
Men's passionate jumping battle.
Scary!
The teachers are surprisingly considerate. The battle for the honor of both schools is spreading out.
Leaving one person behind at the end, Kurobikari Academy leads by 7 points difference. Endo declares a high eight.
Let's go! Ready!
It's white! It's white!
How about this?
This is attached.
Sui-kun, what did you say?
This is attached.
It's attached.
Yes.
Your friend is...
Attached.
Look at this!
I'm going to accept your friend's opinion.
If it's like this...
You can win by 7 points, but...
17 points difference.
8 points difference.
What is this? 10 points?
10 points difference.
And...
With one hand.
With one hand?!
With one hand only.
Look!
What?!
Nishikido is going to attempt 10 strokes with one hand?!
Yes.
Star-sensei Nishikido is going to attempt 10 strokes with one hand.
Of course, if he can do it, he will be the winner of Peristar Academy.
Let's go!
Ready!
I'm scared. I'm scared.
It's okay.
You can do it!
Even if it's a lie, isn't it better to hit it with your hand?
The winner is...
Mr. Hellestar!
Out of all of us who lost in the circle,
the one who pulled the most legs was...
Endo!
Psychic!
I'm not going to kill you.
You're not going to kill me, are you?
But...
Endo!
That hurts!
I really don't like it!
Now, please.
I really don't like it!
Is that position okay?
Which position do you like?
This is also a little...
This is a little scary!
This is scary!
This is a high-grade crushed vegetable!
Six hours of work started.
I was shocked by that man's potential again.
You've gotten used to it a lot, haven't you?
Even when you were in Hamada.
Yes, I've gotten used to it a lot.
As expected of you.
Well, of course you would.
That's nice.
When you still had your helmet on.
Can I try it on?
The one I lent you.
Oh, I'm really not funny at all.
No, I really don't like it.
I'm not funny at all.
Right?
No, I'm not funny at all.
It's a pity, but...
Am I really that different?
Hamada-san, this is...
Oh, it's the opposite.
This pattern.
I see.
No, it's not like that.
It's the same.
I'm wearing it.
Yes.
Everyone is wearing it.
What's going on?
It's none of your business.
What's going on?
Stop it.
You're crazy.
Your face is funny.
I like it, too.
Ouch!
Half of your face is your forehead.
I like it.
It's none of your business.
What's going on?
Your face is funny.
Ouch!
Your face is funny.
Ouch!
Stop it.
You should wear it.
What's going on?
This?
What's going on?
Ningenro, Yamazaki, Yamada, Sakurabu, Orojima, right?
Are you kidding me?
Do you have such a device?
I was just surprised.
Ouch!
You have such a device here.
Yamazaki, Endo, Tanakara, Matsumoto, Hoshino...
What's wrong with you?
Ouch! Ouch!
Stop it!
You're so mean!
I'm serious.
I really want to break up with you.
I can't keep my balance.
You're so mean.
You're so mean!
You're right.
You're scary.
How to DVD
Are you ready?
We're going to show you DVDs that you need to consult with students.
We're going to show you "How to DVD".
I have a bad feeling about this.
I have a bad feeling about him.
Please study hard and watch carefully.
How to DVD
Hello, students.
We're going to show you how various jobs in the world work.
Which job will you study first?
I'm a taxi driver.
It's a responsible job, isn't it?
Let's watch it.
Okay.
Hello, driver.
Can you drive me to Roppongi?
To Roppongi?
Yes.
Hello, driver.
Can you drive me to Roppongi?
To Roppongi?
Yes.
To Roppongi?
Yes.
End.
Out.
Matsumoto.
Hamada.
Sanaka.
Out.
Ouch!
I thought you were Jimmy.
I thought you were Jimmy, too.
I'm exhausted.
What's this pattern?
I'd like to talk with you for a moment.
Go ahead.
Actually,
I quit my job.
I don't know what to do.
There are many things in life.
It can't be helped even if you do a lot of things.
Cheerfully, cheerfully,
cheerfully, cheerfully,
cheerfully is good, isn't it?
Cheerfully.
That may be important.
So,
please sing a song
or a good song
that can relax your mind.
If there is a party in Korea, if a Korean band jumps, if a stone wall swings, let's rock. Everybody, let's rock.
Come on, let's dance together in Korea. Let's rock!
The next occupation is the occupation of admiration.
Then, please have a look.
I would like to say hello to all of you.
Thank you for boarding World Airline 69B.
It is about two hours flight to London.
Today, in foreign country...
In foreign country...
Everybody is out.
You were nervous, weren't you?
We should do this collaboration.
This collaboration is...
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
What will you do in your summer vacation?
Well, I'd like to go to Hawaii.
Hawaii is...
Yes.
The music of your father's rock'n'roll is...
...common all over the world...
What's wrong with you?
I'm a little nervous.
Are you nervous?
Yes, I am.
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Ouch!
It's a little different from usual.
It's hard.
I'm a little nervous.
I'm nervous about something else.
Is my code OK? Is my speed OK?
Is my direction OK?
I won't say that.
I'm in a bad mood, too.
Well, I can't cut it yet...
...but I'll say it before I die.
It's a collaboration with a new unit.
It's amazing.
Everyone...
...teachers should learn a lot about society, too.
Your father is really lazy.
I'm going to teach you how to be sociable.
Let's go.
How to be sociable?
I'm hungry.
Bus.
Bus is scary.
Where will the five of them go?
They'll step into a new world of laughter...
...they've never experienced before.
After school, Ichiro goes on a social tour.
Of course, the road is steep.
Everyone, let's go on a social tour.
A social tour?
Yes, a social tour.
Again?
It stopped.
Will it stop again?
It's very bad.
Ms. Igen, the next drama is decided.
It's a two-hour drama...no, two-hour suspense movie.
Which one is it?
"Water Suspense Theater"...
"Young Yukemuri Murder Case"...
"Confessor from the Past"...
I see.
Do you have the script?
Yes.
Can you read it for me?
Yes, ma'am.
Can you read it for me?
Why did you call me out here?
Actually, I saw you that day.
Wait a minute.
I can't read it at all.
Can you read it for me?
One more time.
Why did you call me out here?
Actually, I saw you that day.
I can't read it at all.
I can't read it.
Forget it.
You can go home now.
Excuse me.
Excuse me!
Excuse me.
Can you read it for me?
Please.
Yes, ma'am.
Can you read the red line?
Yes, ma'am...one line.
Please.
Why did you call me here?
Actually, I saw you that day.
You! Are you doubting me?
That doesn't prove I killed him!
I went to the airport alone with him right after that!
You...
What are you talking about?
I don't know what you're talking about!
Even if you say it like that...
No, no, no!
I'm talking about you!
You!
Ouch!
Do we have to do our best?
It's written here. Isn't it?
You called me here and...
Look, it's this.
Yes, yes, yes.
Let's do it one more time.
You called me here and...
Actually, I saw you that day.
You! Are you doubting me?
That doesn't prove I killed him!
I went to the airport alone with him right after that!
No, you didn't go to the airport that day!
Don't say weird things like that!
I went to Paris that day!
If you doubt me, you can check my ticket or anything else!
Sister!
Stop it.
Let's break up.
No matter what you say, we can't go against fate.
What? What are you talking about?
Now that he's gone, we can finally be free!
Don't worry, we'll be happy together from now on!
Can you really be happy?
You're the one who killed him, aren't you?
What are you talking about?
I don't know anything about it!
Around 1 p.m. that day, you called him to the hotel.
And you tied his neck with a rope while he was taking a shower.
Stop it! Don't say any more!
And you pretended like he had committed suicide by hanging himself and left the scene.
Stop it!
It all started with you!
He's in his 20s now, but he's still driving a car.
And you pulled him in the middle of it.
And he's been asking you for money over and over again.
And he's been touching me, too.
He's not human!
That's why we killed him!
We can finally be free!
Isn't the freedom you got from your sins real freedom?
No, it's not!
Your heart is still tied up in chains.
If only we could live in a quiet place, in a small house...
If only you could be happy with me...
I don't want anything!
If only I hadn't been born
I wish I hadn't been born
A red rose and a white bandage
Inside of me, inside of me
You, you
I want you to come out
Wait!
I won't run away from you anymore!
Don't raise your hands!
Eka-cho!
You've been suffering for a long time, haven't you?
Isn't it a little easier now?
Take him away!
He's the only one with lines in it.
What a loser.
Everyone, out!
Why did you do that?
It's not something you do for a living.
Ouch!
You're young.
You're young, aren't you?
You've been doing this for a long time.
Hey, Mr. Uchida.
What was that?
It was a big deal.
Yeah.
All of a sudden, there's no doubt about this drama's high ratings.
It's a luxurious way of using it.
A tour of Fujiara.
Where are they going?
Everyone, we're finally going to a place for a tour of Fujiara.
Our destination for this tour is...
Edo period!
We're going to time-slip into the real Edo period...
and tour the city of Edo.
As soon as you press this button...
the time-slip begins.
Let's go!
I'm sorry, but what do you mean?
Time-slip?
We're going to time-slip into Edo period...
and tour the city of Edo...
Edo...
Edo period...
Let's go! Time-slip!
It's going!
Wow, we're in the start button!
We're in the Edo period!
In the Edo period?
In the Edo period.
The Edo period?
Huh?
We're here, everyone.
We're here.
This is already the Edo period.
It's the Edo period, everyone.
That button was the time slip button.
It was the time slip button.
We're in the Edo period and we're in the time slip, everyone.
Say something.
Look at me.
I'm the real one.
It's the Edo period.
Wow, this is amazing.
There's a line of Edo street lamps.
The place where the five of us are standing
is the Edo period, when the Tokugawa family ruled with great power.
However, what's different from what we know
is that this is an era of illusion,
which has been erased from history.
Shall we go?
Did you do a time slip?
I did a time slip.
This is the real Edo period.
This is the real Edo street lamps.
I wonder if they'll like it.
I'm sure they'll like it.
Huh?
This way.
Huh? What's this?
Here you go.
Again?!
There was a time like this in the Edo period.
Wow!
Yamada, Matsumoto, Kumasaki.
Huh?
Everyone, look at this.
This is the 16th general Tokugawa,
Tokugawa Kogemitsu.
Huh?
Is it over?
The 16th general.
Anyway, if you're going to socialize in school like this,
you might be suspected of something.
So let's get changed.
I've prepared a box over there.
Everyone, get changed for the Edo period.
Okay, let's get changed.
Do we have to wear suits?
With that said, let's change into suits suitable for this era.
First, we have this person.
Are you all ready?
Yes!
Then let's have you all come out at once.
Go ahead.
Aren't you all cool?
You're exactly like the Edo period people.
Yes.
Are you going to praise me?
Oh, you mean Fujiwara-san?
Well, you're a cute creature.
Thank you.
Then, shall we go?
Do you need all this time?
Are you going to praise me?
Wow, you have such a fair design.
Then...
Are you all right? Are you not going to get caught?
No, you're all perfectly like the Edo period people, so it's fine.
Who do you think you are?
If you cross this bridge, you'll reach the center of Edo.
Could you line up here for a moment?
Wow, that's amazing.
It's cold.
It's amazing, isn't it?
How do we line up?
Do we line up facing that way?
Yes.
If you go that way, you'll reach the center of Edo.
What?
Oh, someone's coming.
Huh?
Oh!
He's here!
Hey!
That's right! You came to play in my well too!
I feel like I've seen this before!
I didn't know! Ouch!
Ouch!
I didn't know.
Ouch!
Welcome!
I'm Shomoku Kemae.
I was born in Saitama.
My name is Endo.
My last name is Toshihide.
I'm 24 years old and live in Shimizu.
You're wrong!
I'm Ouma.
You're also wrong!
No way!
You're lying!
No, I'm not!
You're wrong!
Endo, what's going on?
You're good at this.
Don't look at me like that!
You're not right at all!
I know!
Ouch!
It's because you're a woman, right?
That's right!
And your palms are so sensitive.
My name is...
I'm Hitoyan.
I'm...
I'm sorry.
That's enough.
That's enough, Endo.
That's impossible for me.
That hurts!
Ouch!
That hurts!
That's enough, Endo.
My last name is Masahishi.
I'm 18 years old.
Um...
I'm with my boss now.
He's the first one who stole my lipstick.
But in the world, my dad and my boss are very good friends.
That's enough, Endo!
Out!
That's enough, Endo!
There's more?
That's enough!
There's only a little bit left.
Please, continue to take care of me.
I know.
Please excuse me!
My name is Komasa.
Recently, I was surprised to find out that my dog is prematurely pregnant!
Thank you!
I don't know...
I don't know this story...
Milk...
Ouch!
Milk was prematurely pregnant and she had a lot of breasts.
Therefore, I ask for your kind understanding!
What's the meaning of this?
Boy!
Yes?
This is the family of Shimizu Family.
Oh!
I forgot!
There's one more!
Hey! Come out!
Wait...
You're kidding, right?
I don't get it at all.
Genki!
- I'm sick of this! - I'm sick of this!
Ladies and gentlemen, it's been a while.
My name is Chiaki Chino.
I'm known as "the stone of the forest".
Ten years ago, I married a serious three-time comedian named Shouzou Endo.
I'm not going back to my sweet, sweet newlywed life.
- What? - What?
- What's going on? - What's going on?
- Endo! - Endo!
- Oh, there you are! - Oh, there you are!
My husband is often featured in the photo diary.
Even after we got divorced, he made fun of me.
Even now, for the sake of my one-year anniversary celebration,
I have been summoned.
Get out of here!
It hurts! It hurts!
I'm going crazy in here!
- I'm going crazy in here! - Get a grip, guys!
I want to go!
Please give me some time to get to know you.
Okay, Shouzou! Good luck!
Farewell!
- These two are definitely crazy! - That's what they usually are!
- There's no way!
This is the first time for a divorced couple, you know.
It's been 5 years since I last saw it
Shall we go?
I finally get to see it
It was a great beginning of Edo period
I haven't seen it for a long time
What about people?
I think people will come out when you go inside the city
It's amazing
Kogenmitsuhan
Huh?
Kogenmitsuhan
Did you laugh?
No, I didn't
Fujiwara told me this
In my English
That's no good.
He said it.
That's making me laugh again.
I'll never do it again.
Do something about it.
That's right.
He's gone.
I think he'll show up again.
Huh?
What's this sound?
There's smoke over there.
Let's go and see it.
Is it a fire?
What's that?
That's amazing.
It's this way.
Can you guys come over here?
Wow, that's a lot of smoke.
What's this?
Is it a time slip?
That's enough.
What's going on?
There's a time slip over there.
You're kidding me, right?
There's nothing over there.
Hey you.
Did you forget your clothes somewhere?
If you kneel down, I'll give you your clothes back.
Don't come out
Damn it
Get out of my way
It's shrinking
How is it?
There was nothing before
There was nothing
I'm sorry that it's shrinking
At first I thought there was something like a front fork
So I thought there was nothing
But it's shrinking
Is there something like that?
Let's go
Our way of time slip is different
The situation is...
There is a yakata ship
Shall we ride it?
Where are we going?
To enjoy the city of Edo more,
they decided to go sightseeing by yakata ship
There is a carp
Wow
Hello
They were healed by the scenery of Edo
But they were not afraid of being laughed at
[Laughter]
It was long, wasn't it?
Yes, it was.
It was quite long.
[Laughter]
What is it?
There is nothing.
What is it?
There is nothing.
What is it?
Give me a break.
Do you think I am sick?
There is nothing.
In the end, nothing happened.
Everyone is out.
I thought I would be hit.
No, no, no.
There was nothing.
No, no, no.
It was long, wasn't it?
What is it?
Ah!
Something will definitely come out of my body.
Ah!
Ouch!
That was really funny.
It was fresh.
[Laughter]
This is amazing
Wait in the waiting room for a while
This is amazing
I'm back here again
Yes, we can see the story and the plot again
What is this?
This is UFO catcher's costume
Tokugawa Kogemitsu's costume
I don't want to do it
What does it say?
100 yen?
It's 100 yen
Is there anything else?
Yes, so
Ah, drawer!
Somewhere
Wow!
Is there another drawer?
Is there someone else's drawer?
I'm back here and I'm gonna do it again
This drawer is...
Shall we go to the next one?
If there is another drawer
I don't know
This is an old type of desk
Ah, here it is!
Wow!
There are so many!
Look at all of them!
Wow!
What?
It's gone
Ah!
Ah, but this...
I don't know if I can do it
Wow!
I don't think we have this anymore
No
I think we only have this 100 yen coin
What?
Ramen?
What is it?
Out!
I'm out!
Matsumoto!
Out!
1.8 times.
This is a save!
Suga-san, what is this?
Suga Cup.
That's it.
But this is 1.5...
You're giving it out?
You can eat it, right?
How does it taste?
Suga Cup.
1.8 times.
Suga Cup.
But this...
1, 2, 3...
This picture is really...
This is no good.
Suga Cup.
Out!
Rolled up.
What is it?
Just leave it there.
Isn't it kakejiku?
Oh, kakejiku...
No.
Last one.
No.
Let's continue.
Next...
No.
What is it?
What is this?
Maybe there's a lot in there.
Is it coins?
There's coins in there, right?
What is it?
Something's shining.
Wait a minute.
Is it like a one-dimensional bomb?
What?
Scary.
Wait.
It's like electricity.
Scary.
Dynamite!
It's dangerous.
Dangerous!
It's dangerous!
What do you want me to do?
I'm scared! I'm scared!
Come here! Come here!
Go! Go!
Wait! Wait! Go alone! Go alone!
Who is it? Who is it?
It's him!
I know him!
You can't kill me!
I'm angry! I'm angry!
Why? Why?
Which one do you want to kill?
Me! Me!
I know him! I know him!
Wait! I know him!
I know him!
Go! Go!
Go alone!
Go! Go!
Go alone!
You only have 10 seconds!
Go! Go!
He's dead!
It can't be helped!
This is it! This is it!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Hey, Tanaka, what are you doing?
Please put this in. Put this in.
It was such a time lag, wasn't it?
If it was like that, you shouldn't have put it in, right?
That's right.
You made a fool of me.
You made a fool of me, really.
You really made a fool of me.
You put in a lot of energy just now.
My body got really stiff.
I'll put it in.
No, it's fine.
I really want you to look at where it went "bang".
That's right, that's right.
It's there, Matsumoto-san.
There's one more.
Let's do it last. Let's do it last.
Okay.
What is this?
Huh?
What is this?
It's a doll of that type.
Ouch!
It's a doll of that type.
It's in good condition.
You were so excited.
What is this?
It's a doll of that type.
Ouch!
You were so excited.
I'm tired.
I've been there many times.
It's in good condition.
Take the burnt honey.
I've never played this game.
I've played it many times.
It's in good condition.
Are you kidding me?
Do you mean to push it?
But you can't push it that far.
That's right.
I don't think you can do it.
It's stuck.
This side is stuck, isn't it?
That's right.
Push it forward and push it back.
It's in good condition.
I'm happy.
Ouch!
You're overdoing it.
It's in good condition.
It's stuck, isn't it?
Hey, guys.
I heard that there is a service for criminals who have done terrible things in Oshirasu.
Shall we go there?
Can we see it?
Oshirasu.
Judgment.
When Edo judges a villain, what a sight it is for five people to look down upon.
Master Togen.
Huh?
We've arrived at the Zaino line.
We're at the Zaino line.
Should we lower our heads over here?
Oh, we shouldn't be leaning sideways.
Oh, I see.
Oh, this is bad.
Where are we?
Let's go from over there.
Let's go over there.
Can you wrap me up?
Down! Down!
Ni! Mo!
Bren!
Breuro!
Hey, kid!
What are you doing?
How dare you do this to Master Togen!
I'm not a kid.
I won't show mercy!
Ohana! Ohana! Ohana! Ohana! Ohana! Ohana!
Master Togen!
Master Togen, please forgive me!
I've been living with this Ohana for a long time since I became a Kakao Guremari.
Rain or shine, we've been working hard together.
My life is full of joy!
Shut up!
I'm going to kill you all!
I won't forgive you for anything you say!
From now on, I'm going to live alone.
Master!
We love you!
Thank you!
We love you!
Thank you!
We love you very much!
Thank you very much!
Everybody, happy birthday!
(Japanese)
I see. Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
Happy boy robo... Yes!
Yes, you are here.
Push-up time!
Yes, come on!
One and two!
Good! Very good!
You have a good waist.
Instead of that, you and me now...
A big explosion!
It's gag.
Oh! Don't laugh!
Are you dead?
Oh, no!
This is a little...
This is the only...
Must...
I will do it.
Okada is Okada, but Ijiri is Okada's stick, Gilgamesh!
It's all! It's all!
The future is in my hands!
Time Survive!
Thank you!
This is the only way!
I will revive my father with my body temperature!
I have to go!
Ok! Ok! Come on!
I heard it!
B-district's N-direction and S-direction!
I will do it!
What is it?
I will do it!
What is it?
This is really...
Happy...
Boys...
Love...
Is it time to say it?
What?
Wait!
Did you get it?
Sing!
The next N-direction is...
Why am I alone?
Say "wow" at the end!
This is cool, Happy Boy Robo.
Happy Boy Robo.
Wow, this is amazing.
Where did you get it?
It cost a lot of money.
Let's go.
But it's not restored.
It's still dead.
Are you okay?
Yeah, I'm fine.
What is this?
I thought I wouldn't get it.
Yeah.
I didn't get it.
I'm sure you had a better face.
That face...
I think we can go up there.
What?
Let's go a little further.
What is it?
We came here to look at fish.
Yeah.
Let's line up here.
Let's go!
No! It's me!
I see. I'm right hand player.
It's you who is right hand player!
It's me!
What?
Hip attack!
He's really good at it!
He's a man!
He's really good at it!
No way.
I'm not joking.
No way.
Ouch!
I'm glad Nezumi-senpai is Nezumi-gozou.
I know.
Let's go over there.
I don't know what's going on.
Ega-chan, what were you angry about?
Maria.
Tomibari.
No way!
I didn't know that.
Let's go in.
Let's go to the front.
This is hard.
I didn't know that at all.
Kitamachi-bugyo.
Toyama-saemon-no-jou-sama.
Please rise.
Everyone, attention!
From now on, I will use my position as a doctor...
and tell you about erotic doctors who repeatedly touch girls' bodies.
Well then, may I bring out the accused?
Yes, bring him in.
Yes!
Hey!
Yes!
You used your position as a doctor...
and repeatedly touched my body.
Erotic doctor Azuma Miki-no-hei, is that right?
Yes.
Your Honor, we have a girl who has been touched by this erotic doctor.
May I bring her in?
Of course.
Bring her in!
So you were body-touched...
By this doctor?
Yes. I won't forget it.
Thank you for coming all the way here.
Is it really that fragile?
The gravel is amazing.
Azuma, Mikinohe.
Any response?
Yes.
I lost sight of myself and fell for such an act.
However, this time I have prepared my feelings as an apology, so I would like to convey it. Is it okay?
Your Honor, what do you think of it?
As you wish.
Thank you very much.
I, Azuma Mikinohe, as a doctor,
apologize for falling for such an act against my patients, Kano sisters.
Tetsumoto, Yamazaki, Endo, Yamashita, Naruto.
Was it cold?
Yes, it was.
I would like to go now.
I apologize.
But first of all, I would like to make an excuse.
It is because my sisters' bodies were full like American people's bodies.
I don't know if it is right or wrong, but at that time, my sisters' bodies were full of desire for men.
So, I thought that they wanted me very much.
Then, I ate such a big piece of meat.
Well, I don't know if it is real or fake, but I ate such a big piece of meat.
Then I ate such a huge piece of beef tenderloin.
I was a pervert, but I ate such a huge piece of beef tenderloin.
It was new experience for me to be so excited like this.
Endo! Kano! Endo! Kano! Kano!
What are you doing?
You are the apology doctor, right?
Apologize!
Give it back to me!
Come on!
Thank you.
What do you think of it, sisters?
No, you're making fun of people at all, aren't you?
Toyama-sama, I will immediately judge you.
Hey!
I heard it on the phone earlier that you're sleepy or something like that!
Even if you call me "Tento-sama"!
You Toyama-sama!
I won't forgive you, you bastard!
Yes, sir!
Yoroichi!
Azuma Migyo-ppi!
Let's do a roundhouse kick!
You're crazy!
I won't forgive you, you bastard!
I won't forgive you!
Right eye! Right eye!
Right eye is really dangerous!
Right eye! Right eye!
Right eye!
This hurts!
Right eye!
It hurts, doesn't it?
This hurts!
Out!
Shut up!
Shut up! It hurts! Shut up! It hurts!
That pain will be punished someday!
But that was a good punch.
That hurts.
Toyama-sama, please judge the next.
Also, recently,
in the city of Edo,
there's been a trend of
the one who has two lives and one ball.
Hey!
The one and only.
Give me the silver.
Hey!
I heard that there is a fake first class on the street who deceives the citizens by saying the name of first class.
Are you that fake first class?
I am the real first class.
Speaking of first class, if you are the real master of "torai kitte no tonchi", show me your "tonchi".
Yes, I will do it.
First of all, this one.
Prepare it!
Yes, sir!
Actually, this first class "torai kitte no tonchi",
Mr. Toyama heard this "torai kitte no tonchi" crying loudly and couldn't sleep every night.
Let me catch this first class "torai kitte no tonchi" with your "tonchi".
Let's go!
As long as this "torai kitte no tonchi" is in the first class, I can't drive it out.
So please drive it out of the first class.
Then I will leave it.
You know that famous first class "torai kitte no tonchi", don't you?
Everyone knows it!
I am telling you to catch "torai kitte no tonchi" with "tonchi" other than "torai kitte no tonchi".
If you don't drive "torai kitte no tonchi" out of the first class,
I will bring you a "ori".
I will put "torai kitte no tonchi" in "ori" and drive it out of "torai kitte no tonchi".
There is no "ori".
Don't use "ori".
torai kitte no tonchi
Without "ori", it's impossible.
Out!
That was fast.
He's mad.
Hey, hey, Ikkyu.
I heard you're good at acting out various famous scenes with your acting skills.
Can you show me?
First of all, can you show me that famous "g-pan" eating scene?
I can't do that.
Huh? Why can't you do it?
Because I don't know that scene.
He refused it.
Write it down.
Then you're not Ikkyu anymore.
I've done a lot of things.
Right?
You're the real Ikkyu, right?
Right?
Yes, yes.
Then you're good at acting.
Can you show me that scene where Tanaka-kuni-san said "zubat" to the waiter at a ramen shop in Heitenma-gyo in northern Japan?
When it's cold like this, ramen is very delicious.
The coldness and the warmth of ramen.
Ramen is delicious even when it's cold!
He's mad!
Out!
Ramen is delicious even when it's cold!
Can you show me that 101st scene?
In the end, in that 101st proposal, Tetsuya Takeda-san plunged into the truck and said...
Can you show me that famous scene?
Watch out!
101 Proposals!
He said the title.
I don't know anything.
101 Proposals!
I don't know anything.
That's enough!
You're under arrest!
Please give your sentence.
You're under arrest!
Please give your sentence.
You're under arrest!
2001!
You're under arrest for dragging a cart around.
Stand up!
Do you have anything to say?
Mr. Toyama judged me.
It's an honor for me.
I'm enjoying myself.
- I'll kill you. - No, you can't.
Your Honor, what is your next trial?
I will use my cell phone mail to expose a woman.
I will bring forth evidence of her outrageous adultery.
Your Honor, may I bring the accused to Osiris?
- Yes, bring him in! - Yes, Your Honor!
- Your Honor! Your Honor! - Your Honor!
- Your Honor!
All right, bring Endo's family as well!
- What? - What?
Huh?
- What's going on? - Endo's family?
What's going on?
- Family? - I think they're coming in.
Endo's family.
You are Shouzou Endo, aren't you?
Yes.
Do you remember why you were brought here as a criminal?
No, to be honest, I don't remember at all.
- You don't remember at all? - No.
Then let me ask you.
Is it true that you were photographed in this way?
Yes, it's a fact, but...
To be honest, I think I was deceived.
It's true that the program staff set up this habit, but...
Yes, yes.
We know that you and Misa-san exchange emails behind our backs.
I'd like you to read a few of the emails I've sent you, if you don't mind.
Oh, show me!
Are you okay, Endo?
Are you okay?
Huh? What's wrong, Endo?
Endo!
I'm sorry, what's wrong?
Sit down!
I have a family, and I have an ex-wife, and...
That kind of email...
That kind of email?
Ouch!
I don't know which part of it is wrong, but...
It all started two years ago.
Endo secretly picked up Misa-san, who starred in "Gagino Tsukeni Ekistra" two years ago.
The truth about that was revealed later in the show.
At that point, Endo's approach to Misa-san fell apart.
However! However!
Last year, in December of 2011, Endo broke his silence for a year and sent a mail to Misa-san.
I'm sorry.
You let me sleep for a year, didn't you?!
I'm sorry, I really...
And here is that mail!
This time for sure...
No! No!
No way!