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Iemoto, Katsura, Bunshu, Kouan, Tataite, Kabutte, Jankenpon – Entertainment world's No. 1 deciding match!
Senior and junior don't matter – it's a serious match that's not funny at all!
A passionate battle between men has been unfolded!
I've never thought it was funny!
It's not funny!
Not funny at all!
What are you saying?!
A passionate battle between men has been unfolded!
Senior Kojima wins and junior Bunshu wins!
In the next match, Takeyama makes spicy curry into gasoline and wins!
Endo won the high-tension match between Endo and Shoji!
And tonight, the winner will be decided!
Who will be the last one to laugh at TKJ's slap?!
Yamazaki vs Fujimoto! Where will the serious match go?!
How about Fujimoto?!
What do you think?! He's way better than me!
I'm not better than you! I'm higher than you! I'm Mont Blanc!
Mont Blanc?!
I'm Mont Blanc of the comedy world!
How about Everest?!
That's right!
Yamazaki! Yamazaki, are you okay?!
I thought about it and slapped myself!
Yamazaki has improved his thanksfulness and body!
You mean I've improved my body for this?!
Yes!
I'll start now!
First of all, I'm like this!
And I'm walking normally!
Then, please call me!
Please call me!
If you call me in a bad way, I won't turn around!
If you call me in a bad way...
Instead of that, if you call me in a good way...
I'll turn around and have a really good body!
I'm walking normally! I'm walking somewhere in Harajuku!
So you're walking in Harajuku!
I'm shopping in Harajuku!
Yes, I can go anywhere!
Yamazaki!
Tell me one reason you become heavy.
Show us your tricks!
Let's start!
One, two!
Hit, smash, rock, paper, scissors, go!
Rock, paper, scissors, go!
One, two!
Hit, smash, rock, paper, scissors, go!
Rock, paper, scissors, go!
Yamazaki wins!
It was a close one.
Walk, walk, walk!
Congratulations, Yamazaki!
Why did you think of that?
What's with your sense of humor?
Rock, paper, scissors!
One, two!
Hit, smash, rock, paper, scissors, go!
Rock, paper, scissors, go!
Somebody stop him!
Stop him! Stop him!
Stop him!
First time on the show! Koumoto vs. last time's champion Kokado!
Let the battle begin!
Here we are with the last time's champion and first time on the show.
This is Kokado.
This is Koshido.
He's the last time's champion.
A lot of people have come to me after I won last time.
They asked me to fight them.
But I couldn't fight them all.
What?!
So I want to lose at least once.
If I don't do that, I won't get stronger.
I see.
So you want me to fight someone stronger.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I understand what you're saying.
Koumoto vs. last time's champion.
How is it?
Rhythm is important.
Rock, paper, scissors is about rhythm.
And speed.
So I want to show you something.
Sure.
I bought this in Southeast Asia.
It's called "hanabue".
You only use your nose.
What's that?
You don't use your mouth.
You only use your nose.
You change your mouth and pitch.
You play the tambourine while you play this.
And you close it at the end.
I see.
You're really good.
Let's do it.
Referee, please!
The match starts now!
One, two!
He's faster than I thought.
He's going to roll.
He did roll just now.
One, two!
He didn't touch it.
Let's see it in slow motion.
It's hard to fight like this.
He's fast.
It's subtle.
It's hard.
The audience just said, "I don't know about this."
What do you think?
I don't know about this.
Let's do it one more time!
Let's do it!
One, two!
He's fast.
I don't know about this.
Yes, sir! Yes, sir!
One, two...
Yes, sir!
Yasuma-san...
One, two...
Huh? I'm really tired.
This is too much. This is too much.
What's wrong? What's wrong?
Did you hurt your shoulder?
What's wrong?
Did you sprain it?
Yes...
No, I mean...
One, two...
Yes, sir!
He's tired. He's tired.
One, two...
Yes, sir!
One, two...
Yes, sir!
One, two...
Yes, sir!
Did it go in?
What do you mean "it went in"?
Let's look up at the sky one more time.
He's saying "ha-ha" right now.
Did it go in?
It went in, right?
Yes.
Kokado!
No, no, no...
It was amazing.
It was a battle at such a high place.
Kokado, what's wrong?
I sprained my shoulder...
And it's all stuck here...
I don't know what you're talking about.
Why?
It's all stuck here.
I see.
Eight people will decide who will receive the TKJ!
The first match of the TKJ is...
Yoshimura versus Kojima!
Who will win?
Bow to each other!
Alright!
You can't lose!
Score!
Alright!
The match will now begin!
One, two...
Come on, let's play janken!
Alright!
You did well!
You did very well!
He did it
He might do it
Kojima, I thought you were this good
You dropped it the first time
What?
You dropped it the first time
I never drop it
You drop it
You always drop it
I don't drop it
You drop it
I don't drop it
You drop it
He likes it
Eiji vs Takeyama
Who will be the winner?
Takeyama, do you need gasoline?
What are you doing Takeyama? Do you need gasoline or not?
I do
What is that?
It's red
It's bad
No no no
Did you do it?
Someone stop him!
Stop him!
Antonio Inoki didn't bring it with this intention.
This is a soup.
I can win!
I can win with this!
Referee, please.
Are you ready?
Yes!
It's hard for me to do it.
It's hard for me to do it, too.
I don't think everyone can do it.
Say it properly.
Match start!
Are you ready?
Match start!
Referee, please.
Are you ready?
Match start!
Taketani won!
Great!
This is really gasoline.
That's right.
Taketani, you did it!
Yes.
Say it properly.
What's the winner?
It's curry.
What are you talking about?
It's curry.
I'm sorry.
Next is the semi-final.
The third match is Endo versus Fujiwara.
Are you ready?
In the past, Endo won because of his winning experience.
Today, Endo showed us his ability.
And in the semi-final, the fourth match is Yamazaki vs. Kokado!
Last time, the champion, Kokado, won. And now, the best four have finally come together!
The first match of the TKJ Grand Prix semi-final is...
Yoshimura and Yoshimura, who continue to advance with their youthful power even though it is their first appearance!
Takeyama, who has been fighting his way up to this point by using extreme spicy curry as his strength!
Who will win?!
The first match of the century is about to begin!
I feel like I'm running out of gas.
What?! Are you kidding me?! Are you running out of gas?!
Are you kidding me?!
Gas! Gas! Gas! I'm not running out of gas!
I'm still running out of gas!
If it's like this, I don't think I can continue without it.
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Yum! Yum! Yum!
Takeyama!
But it's powder!
Mix it up! Mix it up!
But it's not gasoline, so it can't be helped.
It's a new product.
Takeyama! Takeyama!
Nipponchi!
Takeyama!
It's opened!
It's opened! It's opened!
It's opened!
It's opened! It's opened!
With that flow! With that flow!
It's opened! It's opened!
Takeyama!
Leo, please!
The first match of the semifinals! Yoshimura vs. Takeyama!
He'll win!
Takeyama!
Even if he's a monster...
The match begins!
Ready, set...
Rock, paper, scissors!
You're not saying anything!
Rock, paper, scissors!
Hey! You're lame!
Rock, paper, scissors!
I'm sad! I'm sad!
Akeyama!
You didn't say "rock, paper, scissors" at all.
I did!
You just danced in shakurei.
I didn't say anything!
Why do you sound like Okama?
You sound like Okama's Kousuke.
You can do it more and more!
Let's do the final decision.
Let's do the final decision like gasoline.
Akeyama, you should make a commercial.
A commercial of delicious milk.
I know you always drink delicious milk boiled.
Talk properly.
The second semi-final match is between Endo and Kokado.
I want to lose at least once.
If I do that, I won't get stronger.
Your tongue is too long. I don't know what you're talking about.
I understand what you're saying.
Who will win in the final match?
Let's start the semi-final match.
It's the same as the last match.
We can't lose twice to the same opponent.
Let's start the match.
The second semi-final match is between Endo and Kokado.
I'm nervous.
Let's start the match.
It's a song that makes you tired.
Let's start the match.
Ready, set, go!
This is amazing!
Endo has a habit of playing rock-paper-scissors.
I didn't have any intention of winning rock-paper- scissors.
I only went this way.
This is frustrating!
He did it.
It's not a strategy, but you can't lose rock- paper- scissors on purpose, can you?
That's right.
"That's right"?
This is bad.
"That's right"?
The final match of June! Yoshimura vs. Kokado!
Now, it's the final match.
Kokado may be tired from the fierce battle earlier.
Now, only the winner of this final match will be able to play in Japan.
Now, then...
I'm nervous.
The final match will now begin.
Bow to each other!
Thank you for your cooperation.
Set, go!
I'm a Japanese wrestler.
Now, the match will begin!
Set, go!
What are you doing?
I'm fine!
This part is a little...
You're eating salad again!
You're too weak!
Let's continue!
It's not easy at all!
What's that?
He's gone mad!
He's gone mad now!
What's going on?
I can't keep up with the way you're playing now!
It's too fast!
It's impossible!
It's too fast!
That's fine!
Take a deep breath!
Both of you...
Let's...
Let's do it again!
One, two!
Come on, Tarantica!
One, two!
Come on, Tarantica!
He's cornered, champion!
Next, if Yoshimura takes it, he wins!
He's cornered, champion!
Next, if Yoshimura takes it, he wins!
One, two!
Come on, Tarantica!
One, two!
Come on, Tarantica!
One, two!
Come on, Tarantica!
A new champion has been born!
The third champion is Yoshimura!
Yoshimura!
Thank you.
I didn't think you'd win even one gold medal.
Let's do it again for the fourth and fifth time.
That's right.
Thank you.
When it was so exciting in the final,
Some of the audience took off their watches.
Why?
I was surprised, too.
Yama-chan!
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