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In the first episode of "Useless Kids",
"I don't want to be an adult", team competition, LEGO battle!
This year, you know,
some of you had a tough start,
but I felt like you had a strong sense of silence.
Now, I'll explain the rules.
You know,
you don't have to cut out the silence.
I'm glad.
So, today,
with the full cooperation of LEGO,
we'll go to LEGOLAND
and make LEGO together!
LEGO, I see.
I've never heard of it.
I've prepared a guest.
They are...
Thank you!
I hate silence, I hate silence, but I'm really sorry this time.
No, Muni-san, you're amazing.
Let's go! Let's go!
It doesn't matter anymore.
Stop it, stop it.
Anyway, thank you.
Thank you!
Have you done Lego before?
Muni-san, have you done Lego when you were little?
I've never done it at all.
You did!
He called you!
It's because you have a Lego face.
A Lego face?
What are you talking about?
When you asked me if I had a Lego face, I thought you were laughing at me.
You don't, do you?
No, I don't.
I've been watching you for 27 years.
How about you, Kurisu?
I was born in Switzerland, near Denmark, after Lego was launched.
Near Denmark?
What's Denmark?
But I've been playing Lego since I was little.
You're good at it.
By the way, Muni-san...
I asked you "What is Lego?" and you really didn't talk about it.
Is that so?
But you're an artist.
No, I think it's different from that.
I'm not good at that kind of thing.
If you make it well, you'll get a high score.
Yes!
High score!
Be careful!
Team Matsumoto and Team Hamada will divide up and create an animal that matches the theme.
They'll place the finished animal in a savanna diorama and have Lego craftsmen judge it.
The team with the highest total score will win!
It's going to be a mess, so we've prepared something like an eyeball sticker.
With insurance.
If you don't have insurance, you won't know what's left of it.
Hamada chose a member who has a big influence on the outcome of the game and won the first game of rock- paper-scissors.
Tanaka!
Me first!
Hamada!
You've been watching animals all along!
I see! I know a lot about animals!
Matsumoto and Umezu are the worst match for each other!
I'm sure it's Umezu!
Next, Matsumoto chose Umezu from Ichika Bachika.
Hamada chose Haruka Christine, who has experience in Lego.
And Matsumoto chose Umezu.
The only ones left are these two!
What?!
No way!
It's a handcrafted craft!
Handcrafted? That's not a craft at all!
I only use it for nasty things!
I've been doing that a lot lately!
But I don't think you can craft it.
You can craft it?!
You can't do Zen practice at all!
That's right!
I'm sure of that!
Yes, I agree!
You can't decide like that!
You should check it out!
I don't want to be an adult!
You can't decide Zen practice well or not!
I chose...
Hiro!
Me?!
That's disgusting!
This is...
You can put it in the back of the fridge!
Today's "Gaki no Tsukai" is...
A team battle against each other to make Lego together!
Other than Haruka Christine,
which Lego beginners will choose?
These animals are popular with little kids!
Let's decide each animal!
Lion?
Lion is good!
I don't know!
I can draw it!
Then you go with lion!
I'll go with gorilla!
Matsumoto team will decide with rock-paper- scissors!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Alright! Gorilla!
Horse rider.
Yeah, horse rider is tough.
Can I be a lion?
Please be a lion!
Alright, let's go!
As you can see, each member is in charge of animals.
Adults' serious battle with children's toys and Lego starts now!
Everyone, are you ready?
Yes!
Let's go!
Time limit is one hour!
Team Lego Battle, start!
Let's go!
First of all, everyone chooses Lego of their own choice.
What kind of things will be made?
They arrive at the table and start working, but...
Now that I've brought this...
One, two...
Wow! I have no idea at all!
No, no.
Where did you get it?
Where did you get it from?
The size and...
But really, how do you make Lego?
The members struggle with Lego for the first time.
How do you stand this?
This goes sideways forever.
I have no idea at all.
What are you doing?
Are you kidding me? I can't do it!
Hamada-san, Hamada-san!
I'm very confident.
Really?
Can you do it for me?
Can you?
This will definitely go sideways, won't it?
What are you talking about?
This will go sideways, won't it?
No, it's not.
It's too small.
It goes like this...
I told you it won't go that well!
That's where it's difficult.
Are you stupid?
Let me hit you in the face!
20 minutes from the start.
A man who makes it with a shockingly fast speed that beginners do not think of.
I'm hungry.
Why doesn't it go up?
I really don't know how to do it.
It doesn't even give me a yellow one.
This is not so bad.
Look.
This is not good.
What is this?
Is it a lion?
This is not good.
I think you can do it if you do it with a vertical paper.
A little more.
You can do it.
You can do it, can't you?
The prototype is amazing.
Look.
What are you making? A face?
That's right.
This can't be 3D.
I'm in 3D now.
It's floating up a little, isn't it?
I can't do it.
Haruka continues to work steadily, taking advantage of techniques unique to experienced people.
In the meantime, there is a man who shows surprising quality even for beginners.
Isn't it amazing?
It's amazing.
Do you know what you're making?
I know.
I know it, too.
By the way...
What?
Barbecue is over.
These two are pulling Hamada's team's legs.
My torso is almost complete.
My face is complete, too.
Is that so?
What?
Then...
How can you make a circle with only these things?
It's already a lot more than before.
35 minutes from the start.
Cut half of the remaining time.
The members are passionate about making LEGO, forgetting to be funny.
What are you doing?
Don't you have this?
I'll do it now.
It's amazing.
It's like this for now.
It's amazing.
That idea is wonderful.
First of all, how do you put it?
It's amazing.
It's almost done.
Are you kidding me?
It's really good.
It's really good, isn't it?
It's amazing.
You can do it.
I want you to put it here.
Here.
How do you put it?
I see.
Your face is getting longer.
I'm particular about that detail.
Are you kidding me?
20 minutes left.
While everyone is working on the finishing work,
Hamada...
Fujiwara, look at the other deck.
See if it's different from this one.
Yes.
I'm scared.
I'm counting on you.
Please.
Are you the one over there?
What is he doing?
Why is he riding over there?
I think the loser is losing a lot.
Really?
The winner is winning.
Really?
But it's totally fine.
Then where is he going?
He is pulling his legs completely.
You're lying.
I'm begging you.
10 minutes left.
Even Matsumoto's team can't see the result yet.
What's up?
What?
Jantaku?
What are you doing?
You're making a desk.
It's like a punishment game.
You're going to lose.
You don't have a neck.
You can bend your neck more.
10 minutes left.
Hurry up.
I'm scared.
I'm scared if you make a block like that.
I can't do it with this.
I'll think about it for now.
Hamada, did you get it?
Did you get it?
I can't do it.
I can only think about what to do with my tail.
Banana.
I can't even eat a banana.
I completely caught up.
The end.
Kodo and Shogeki's result announcement!
Wow, cute!
Here you go!
In the first round, Uentsu and Endo were in charge of Shimanuma.
The most important points are white and black vertical stripes.
Endo couldn't even put his feet on it.
How did he do it?
This is the Shimanuma I made.
Take it easy.
Here it is!
It's a Shimanuma, right?
No, no, but Shimanuma's eyes are usually like this.
The eyes are sticking out!
Endo, are you okay?
That's why I'm always paying attention to the lion.
Honestly, it's like "kya-sha", right?
That's right, "kya-sha"!
You can definitely feel its dynamism.
If you do it like that, you can't lose!
Uentsu, show us!
What did Uentsu, who showed a fierce last spurt, release in his Savannah?
I'll show you my Shimanuma.
Here it is!
What?
What is this?
This is...
No!
Hey, Shimanuma!
You can't do this!
Why not?
It's true that Shimanuma is a very difficult theme this time.
The decision is made by Lego craftsman Oosao.
Oosao-san, what did you look at?
The overall form and such.
I see.
Oosao-san, which Shimanuma won?
Endo-san.
No way!
Which one is it?
I don't know.
Can you lose to me?
Of course you can.
Wait a minute.
What did you decide?
Vertical island.
Yes.
Thin legs.
Yes.
What about the other side?
Yes.
Horizontal island.
Thin legs.
Yes.
By the way, did you make it?
Yes, I did.
By the way, let's see it.
Here it is!
Wow!
Horizontal island. Horizontal island. Horizontal island.
Yes.
Thin legs.
Vertical island.
Yes.
Let's see it!
Thin legs of Tanaka.
Here it is!
Wow!
Isn't it good?
He said "wow" just now.
This is Kisai Umezu's first Lego challenge work.
Here it is!
Wow!
Like this...
It will rise up.
This is Umezu's idea.
Ah, I see.
How to make it into a shape...
I see.
O-san, please look at this.
Please look at this.
Don't put too much weight on it.
It's broken.
It's close
Unexpectedly good match
Right?
Who won?
Umezu san
Umezu won
If you had more time, you could have won more, right?
It's not a big deal
By the way, this is Kujaku made by a professional
The point is the elegance of the wings
One-on-one triathlon is "Lion King"
Experienced Haruka will challenge Matsumoto
Haruka will go first
Will she be able to show her skills as the only experienced one?
Here it is!
Wow!
So cute!
So cute, isn't it?
A cute lion, isn't it?
A lion!
I agree with you.
But it's not realistic.
It's a cute character.
But a real lion is a carnivore.
And its hair is like a wolf.
I don't think it's realistic.
Let's see that lion.
What is Matsumoto's lion?
Let's see it!
What is it?
It's terrible!
What is it?
What?
What is it?
No, it's not.
It's popular.
But it's dynamic.
You can't break it with your hands.
It's a carnivore.
No matter how you think about it.
You're good at studying, but you can't do this.
You can't break it!
Look at it!
You're good at studying, but you can't do this.
He's serious about it.
It's like...
Let's shave your head!
Grrr!
Ow! Ow! Ow!
Which lion is it?
It's Haruka!
I'm so happy!
I don't think I've ever seen a lion before.
By the way, this is a lion made by a professional.
The sense of amusement is perfect, too!
Now, Hamada's shocking work will start!
The final battle is "gorilla"!
Matsumoto's team, who has lost twice in a row, will never lose!
Yamazaki is leading!
How much can Matsumoto's "gorilla" be fixed?
"gorilla", here we go!
This is terrible!
What is it?
Really?
What is it?
Do you know what you're holding in your hand?
No, I don't know.
It's a banana, isn't it?
There you go!
Do you think this is a "gorilla" when you see it?
I don't think so.
You don't think so?
I don't think so, but I'm sure it's different from that "gorilla".
You should win!
What is the "gorilla" created by Hamada of high school and the master of shock art?
Our "gorilla" is...
this one!
This is disgusting!
It's an insect!
What are you talking about?
This is...
It's an insect on your phone!
It's the one behind the refrigerator!
It's a banana, isn't it?
You're kidding me!
It's a banana, isn't it?
No, no, no, no!
It's a different banana!
This is a tire!
A tire!
You're kidding me!
It's a toy!
A tire!
It's a tire!
It's a toy!
A tire?
And even the way you put up the sticker is like this!
Now, now, now!
In the middle.
Please do it!
Now...
Please do it!
And...
This is a shell!
Yes, I did it!
I hit it with a slipper!
The back view is very good.
Thank you very much!
I broke it.
Look at the back.
Let's look at the back.
Show me the back.
What?
Are you human?
- Can you pick it up? - It's thin.
You were carrying it on the table!
You couldn't do it yourself, so you were carrying it on the table!
That's not it.
That's how you throw a yomiza!
Are you serious?!
You can't decide that.
- It's too much to decide. - It's a gorilla.
- I don't want to fight.
- Which one?! - I don't want to fight.
- Mr. Yamazaki. - Thank you!
- Are you serious?! - It's too thin.
- A professional made it. - Yes.
Let's see.
- What is this?! - Wow!
- It's amazing! - The posture is...
Excuse me, can we compare it?
- Can we? - Can we compare it?
This guy...
This is...
It's Docomo, isn't it?
- It's "p". - It's "p", isn't it?
- It's "p80". - It's "p80", isn't it?
Since the results were the same,
the winning team will be decided by professionals!
Which team will win? Please!
Let's see...
- Mr. Matsumoto. - Thank you!
That gorilla blew it all away.
If the gorilla was coming this way, we would have lost.
We are gorillas.
- We are gorillas. - We are gorillas.
- Let's do it again. - What?!
- Oops!
- Who would have thought?! - Who would have thought?!
Some of us were defeated!
Starting November 19th,
Odaiba LEGOLAND will display the shocking works we made for a month!
Please come and see!
- Gross! - Gross!
"Gaki no SKY" DVD Vol. 18 "Airport at 2 PM, Don't Laugh!"
"He's Always On My Side" complete edition!
Starting December 5th!