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First time on "Gaki no Tsukai" show and first time on TV every month.
The special "Kirifuda Gao" championship!
I don't think we need to make it a championship.
As an entertainer, I'm sure you have at least one funny face.
I'm sure you have a few of them.
You've done a lot of shows and songs.
I'd like you to show me your last face you haven't shown anywhere yet.
How many do you have?
I think I have about three.
Can you say it a little louder?
Can you say it less?
I don't think you should have said it like that.
I'm sure you have a few of them.
"Kirifuda Gao" championship where you can show your funny face you haven't shown anywhere yet!
The rules are very simple.
While the curtain is open, entertainers will show their best "Kirifuda Gao".
Matsumoto, Yomazaki and Kokoriko will each get five points.
The total is 20 points.
If you think it's funny, Matsumoto will give you five points.
If you don't think it's funny, you won't show your face again.
Here's the restriction.
It's a personal and team play.
I don't want you to show your funny face again.
I don't want you to do it even if it's a song or another show.
We do it with a sense of service.
But you're doing it in a bad way.
You're doing it in a bad way.
We're doing it in a funny way.
I see.
Can you do it for us?
But people who come today will come without knowing anything.
There are still people like that?
Yes, there are.
People who are here already know.
You can do it anytime.
You can do it when you're ready.
You can do it for a long time.
You can do it better than people who are coming now.
Can you do it for us?
What do you think?
Do you want me to do it?
I'll do it.
But...
Can you do it for us, Tanaka?
Yes, I'll do it.
Okay, Tanaka.
We need a practice box.
Do we need a practice box?
Yes, we do.
Okay, I'm sorry.
You can do it.
He's got 20 years of experience, but he's shown us many sides of him for 20 years.
He's certainly a fan.
The longer it is, the worse it is.
He's young.
Tanaka-san, can you open the curtain a little bit?
Tanaka-san has shown us many sides of him.
There's a mirror inside.
Thank you very much.
You can do many things there.
You don't have to spend much time.
That's right.
That's about it.
Have a seat, everyone.
Let's get started.
First of all, Tanaka-kun.
Please show us your "Kirifuda" face.
Here we go!
I've never seen it.
I've certainly never seen it.
I've never seen it.
I've seen it before.
It might be better if we wait a little longer.
Let's see the result.
I've never seen it.
I've certainly never seen it.
17 points out of 20.
That's great!
Great!
That's great!
Well...
The electronic engine is strong.
Oh, it's not like that.
It's 20 meters.
It's not like that.
It's light.
Even if you use it for 1 meter, it's light.
Top Buster Tanaka got 17 high scores.
The next challenger is Endo.
Well...
I'm very excited about this.
Oh, really?
I'm very excited about this.
This is what I know.
I know it without knowing it.
Oh, you're fast.
You're ready.
But you have a red face.
You've done a lot.
You've gone too far.
You have a little red face.
Well, let's start.
Let's start!
Endo's "kirifuda" face.
Let's see it.
Go ahead!
What?
You've changed a little.
Let's see your score!
Thank you.
Yes!
Oh, yes.
2.3.
I didn't do that bad.
You had endurance.
Yes.
I didn't do that bad.
You didn't laugh at all.
Yes.
Was it bad?
It wasn't that funny.
You've said it clearly.
It's not funny.
Basically, if you cut the gun, I don't want you to make this face ever again.
So I'll write it in one stroke.
I, Endo, will never again try to restrict what I said in this show.
I, Endo, will never say what I said in this show in any situation in the future.
If you sign it, you can't do it again.
It's a complicated company.
I'll do it properly.
You won't do it again, right?
Yes, I won't do it again.
Yamaguchi-san, you're too strict.
It's not like this.
You can do it as many times as you like.
We don't know.
We don't know how to do it.
Is it like this?
I didn't know.
He did it in Todobuken.
Endo Shozo will never do this face on TV again.
The next challenger is Yamazaki.
Heisei's Bakusho is still fun.
Really?
Heisei's Bakusho is still fun.
I've seen quite a lot of faces.
I wonder if there is such a thing.
He has shown various faces.
I see. He has shown his face once again.
He has shown his face once again.
He is making a pattern.
The moment he turns around, it's a battle of three minds.
I see.
Let's eat, Mr. Yamasaki!
This is terrible.
But...
What is this?
Oh, it's written!
Yes, it is.
I have seen it many times.
I have seen it twice.
Which one will you choose?
This is...
Which one will you choose?
Mr. Yamasaki!
Which one will you choose?
That one?
This is terrible.
Let's eat!
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, senpai.
Senpai didn't come.
That's right.
What happened?
This...
I couldn't put it in.
You should have stopped.
What's wrong?
Are you having a hard time?
In Osaka...
Are you having a hard time moving?
What's wrong?
Please let me do it again.
Won't you do it again?
Can you do it again?
I can't do it.
Yamazaki Hosei will never do this face on TV again.
Can you do it at home?
Anyone can do it.
Where is your license?
I saw it.
I saw it, too.
You saw it, right?
You guys are comedians, right?
What do you mean?
Are you serious?
Inomoto...
Are you serious?
I've never seen you like this.
I've only seen you like this or smiling like this.
That's all you have?
That's all you have.
Let's eat!
- I have never seen it. - Me neither.
- The scores are...
- Before you read it, put out your scores.
This will go to the natural law.
And it was one point.
This will go to the natural law.
Mr. Hamada, you are breaking the rules again.
Takafumi Inomoto will never do this face on TV again.
Next, Fujiwara will challenge.
I'm told to do it like a man.
The angle is important.
I see. The gap works for you.
Doesn't it work for you?
Next, Fujiwara will challenge.
Let's go.
This is difficult.
I see.
Is it down?
You are pushing yourself.
OK.
Don't talk like that.
No, I'm not.
Yes, he is.
He seems strict.
He seems strict, but I'm sorry.
You're the same as your partner.
But Mr. Mazon is the opposite.
He was second last week and now he's third.
Well, I went out for a drink last week.
Yes.
So I'm second now.
You don't have to be so nice!
You went out for a drink, didn't you?
I went out for a drink.
I know your face and all.
So you're second now.
We know each other.
Kazuhiro Fujiwara.
He will never show his face on TV again.
And now, the comedians who came up with their own settings will show their faces to us.
Are you ready?
Yes, I'm ready.
The next challenger is...
We don't know him, do we?
No, we don't.
Who is it?
We don't know him.
The next challenger is...
Jaga-jan!
He looks like he's good at it.
I'm sure he's good at it.
Well, you know, there's a way of trying to go in a weird way.
If you betray it, it's very...
That's right.
The score will be higher.
Yes, I think it will be higher.
Even if you're 12 years old.
No, he's 36 years old.
I'm sure he has a card.
Yes, I'm sure he does.
Let's wait for the challenger to come.
Let's wait for him.
An-girls Tanaka was called out for a comment shooting of "Dancing Sanma Goten" special.
Will Tanaka show us his card-cutting face?
Did you just get a card?
Yes, I did.
The next challenger is...
It's hard for me to explain the situation.
I don't know.
It's all from scratch.
I think he's been here with Sanma-san a few times.
Sanma-san's...
Comment shooting.
I see.
I think he's been here with Sanma-san's comment shooting.
He's here!
Come in, Tanaka-kun.
It's An-girls-kun, right?
Yes, it is.
Come in, come in.
Why do you look like that?
An-girls-kun.
I haven't seen you like this for a long time.
Come in, come in.
Why do you look like that?
An-girls-kun and Tanaka's card-cutting face!
Come in, come in.
It's like Sanma-san's comment theory.
Here he is!
Come in, Tanaka-kun.
It's Angers-kun.
You're here.
Come in, come in.
Angers-kun.
I didn't know you were this ugly.
Come in, come in.
Why are you so scared of me?
You're crazy.
Welcome to Gaki-no-Sukan.
What?!
Welcome.
Hello.
What are you doing? I'm scared of you.
What?!
I'm scared of you.
I'd like to see you today.
Yes.
You've never made a funny face before, haven't you?
I've made all of them.
What do you mean?
I don't know what you mean.
Don't worry.
Please think about it.
I've never made a funny face before.
You've never made a funny face before.
I've never made a funny face before.
Please stop it.
I've never said anything difficult.
I don't want you to think it's unreasonable.
I've never made a funny face before.
What do you mean?
Tanaka, are you ready?
I'm sure you've made a funny face before.
I'd like you to think about it.
I've made one funny face before.
Please put it behind you.
Please show us your funny face.
What's going on? You look pretty ugly.
You look pretty ugly.
What are you doing?
You look pretty ugly.
Don't do that.
You really don't like that.
You see it often.
You see it often?
What is it?
You saw nothing.
Please rate us.
What is it?
Go ahead.
1 point
5 points
It wasn't that fresh
I see
Why do you say that about me?
I haven't seen it that much
What about you, Tanaka?
I'm sorry, Tanaka
I will never show my face in public again
I'm a restrictor
The right is for kids
Japanese TV has it
Why do you have the right?
The right is for kids
Japanese TV has it
I have it, too
I will never show my face in public again
UNGIRLS Tanaka
He will never show his face in public again
Thank you very much, Tanaka
Is it over?
Yes
Don't come back
I'm sorry
Everyone
The next challenger is
this person
Ta-da!
Oh, I see
Eleccomic Yatsui Ichiro
You are a parent, right?
Yes, I am
I see
The next challenger is
Eleccomic Yatsui
What kind of face will Yatsui show us?
We've prepared a lot for you.
Only for you, Mr. Tanaka?
You were amazing, Mr. Tanaka.
You could have done better.
That's right.
I thought you should have done better, Mr. Matsumoto.
Just a little more.
You can do it.
Mr. Tanaka can do it.
On the contrary, I can do it.
I can do it.
That's right.
He's running on the court.
You should do your eyebrows, Mr. Tanaka.
No, it's good.
It has quality.
Yes, it has quality.
I don't know.
Maybe it's because you're short.
You're definitely a top player.
That's right.
My partners will be jealous of me.
I like it when you're short.
That's right.
Your reception is really...
How can I say it?
It's like Noah's ark.
Noah's ark.
Okay.
Go ahead.
What is this?
You're not answering my question.
Welcome, young man.
Huh?
Yatsuri.
I was surprised.
What is it?
I thought it was weird.
What's weird about you?
It's...
Wait a minute.
What is it?
It's really...
The temperature is going down.
Wait a minute.
What are you trying to do?
That's right.
Come here.
That's enough.
I was scouted.
By who?
By a dentist.
I was eating lunch and he gave me my pregnancy test.
And he said he wanted to fix my teeth forever.
He's a dentist from Ikashika University.
I'm sorry to say it's a research material.
He kept taking pictures of me.
He wanted me to fix my teeth.
Research material...
Today and today and today and today...
I should have waited a little longer.
What did he say?
He asked me to comment on Sanma-san's 15th anniversary show.
I see.
But I've only been on it once.
Sanma-san...
Yes, yes, yes.
What did he ask you for?
I couldn't think of anything else.
That's good.
No?
But I've only been on this show once.
You've only been on it once.
You've only been on it a few times.
Your chance of repeating it is 0%.
It's 0%.
In that sense, it's not my second time.
Yes, it is.
Yatsui, who was explained about the project, went to the practice box.
I'll show you with a content.
But if you say you're trying to fix your teeth, I can't calculate it.
I think it'll come out well.
It's strange.
Yatsui, are you ready?
Yes.
Okay!
Just the face, right?
Yes, just the face.
I'll take off my hat.
Stand there.
Let's go!
Yatsui's cut-off face.
Go ahead!
Mmm.
Delicious!
Is it that bad?
It's not bad.
It's not getting better.
I see.
I've never seen it before.
I've seen it for a long time.
I know.
I've seen it for a long time.
I see.
Okay!
The score is...
4 points and 3 points.
4 points and 3 points!
That's great!
The total score is... 14 points!
14 points!
That's great!
Is it good?
It's really good!
It's not getting better.
Okay.
I'll give you a plant soap.
That's great!
Thank you!
That's great!
I'm happy!
I'm really happy!
I think you chose the right hat.
Your hair looks bad.
I agree with you.
I just cut my hair yesterday!
Next week's episode of "Cutting Face"!
Nice!
OK!
It's really important now.
Challengers with high-level "Cutting Face" appear one after another!
My face doesn't move much.
I can't even move half of what I was shaking.
And Mozaka's "Downtown Cutting Face"!
I wanted to see it a little more!
It can't be helped!