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Mr. Matsumoto, do you like your daughter?
Last week, fully produced by Dora card battle was held!
I love you!
The one who got Dora's handmade card ten times faster is the winner!
I love you, Mr. Matsumoto!
What are you doing?
Minus one!
Due to Dora's whimsy, the number of cards she got reduced and the members are confused!
And one card left!
I love you!
I said "I love you" to Dora.
What did you say to her?
I said "I love you" to Dora.
What is Tanaka doing now?
I didn't do anything.
Minus two!
Finally, Tanaka was punished!
I stand in front of Shibuya 109 because I don't know how to do it.
I can't do it!
Shibuya October's end, Shibuya! The day of execution has arrived with 109 photos of a big dora!
There, Tanaka arrives!
I've been thinking about this for a while now...
Can I not be punished?
I've been thinking about it a lot, and...
I think Hamada-san should be punished.
This is a card Rola made for you.
So you'll be playing by Rola's rules.
Rola is crazy, isn't he?
I really thought this was a punishment.
I'm scared. I'm really scared, and I really don't like this.
Come on, really...
Eh, what should I do?!
Without being convinced of his decision, Tanaka starts his make-up.
109 days until the punishment
With his make-up finally ready, it's time for the punishment!
Ah, I really don't like this!
I really don't like this!
Ah! I don't like this...
I really don't like this...
I don't want to go...
Yaho! It's me, Tanaka!
Looking good!
Those shoes are cute!
Looking good!
With Rola's make-up ready, it's time for the punishment!
Ah, I really don't like this...
In front of 109, young and lively, the punishment begins!
I want to go home. I really want to go home.
All right.
Yaho! I'm Tanaka.
Looking good!
I want to go home.
I really want to go home.
Those shoes are cute!
Looking good!
Shibuya!
Everyone is walking!
Looking good!
That's all you can say.
Everyone is taking pictures!
Okay!
This is the worst.
The worst.
That's all you can say.
Ouch!
Who pulled me by my arm?
Out of all the punishments I've experienced as a kid...
This is the second one.
This is the second one for me.
- The first one? - It was a prank.
- Amazon? - Amazon prank.
- That was the first one? - That was the first one.
- Should I call you "loser"? - Yes, sir.
Tanaka was going to be punished by Rola's whimsy.
He was once embarrassed in front of 109.
Darn it!
Darn it! This sucks!
Ladies and gentlemen...
- Can I say something? - What?
- I have something I'm keeping. - Something you're keeping?
- Mr. Downtown gave it to me. - To us?
- Yes. - You've written a lot of lyrics about life.
- It's not me. - Hang on.
- What did you just do? - I didn't do anything.
- You're starting to sound like an asshole. - Are you kidding me?
- You're dying right now, right? - What?
- It's like you're throwing shit in the middle of a record. - Eat it up.
- You don't do it, do you? - I don't do it.
What are you doing now?
I don't know.
You are doing it.
If I knew it, I wouldn't say it.
Actually, this is from Shouji Murakami.
Senior.
Why do you look like that?
Shoushin san, what did you say?
Shoushin san is not Horiporo Komu.
He has been Yoshimoto Komu for a long time.
He is Komu.
Actually, it is his 35th anniversary.
It is our 30th anniversary.
It is our 35th anniversary.
I see.
He will hold an event at Lumine.
I will also attend the event.
Will you?
As a guest?
Yes, as a guest.
I asked them to give me this ticket.
Why?
What do you mean?
Four of you?
Really?
You want me to buy it?
That's right.
It is almost a crime.
It is not a crime.
It is a crime.
It is our 30th anniversary at Lumine.
I will really hold it.
You can give me half of it.
You can give me one of it.
Will you give me one of it?
Or you want me to break it?
You can't do that.
You can sell it, right?
What?
You can sell it, right?
You said "we can sell it."
You should have worked hard 20 years ago.
You are negative.
You should have said this before the show.
You are mean.
There is a possibility that you won't get it except for the show.
Hamada-san, I have a favor to ask you.
You should buy it.
Why?
20 copies.
We are not that close.
20 copies?
We are not that close.
You say it a lot.
No, you are my senior.
You taught me a lot of things as a teacher.
You taught me what a ninja should do and what not to do.
You also taught me Michael Jackson.
You say things like that.
I wanted to learn from Michael Jackson.
By the way, when we were parents...
It's just over.
We are working now.
But it's over.
It's over.
Oh, I see.
We work on Sundays, January 8th.
We can't go now.
But we have families now.
We have two children and two sons.
It's fine.
It's fine if you win.
But promise me one thing, Shouji.
Don't come to this year's "Don't Laugh" anymore.
Can we ask you that now?
It's like a joke.
Whatever you do...
Actually, Shouji is really excited about this year.
Don't Laugh
He's really excited about it.
He's excited about it.
Really?
I see, you can't drink it under those conditions.
You can't drink it under those conditions.
It's going to end at the end of October, so it's going to take about a month for us to finish it.
You're going to test us a little bit at this concert, aren't you?
You can't test us for that kind of money.
We've all been waiting for this for 20 years.
20 years?
Yes.
I'm kind of nervous.
I'm kind of worried about what we should do.
How old are you?
I'm 24 years old, so I'm really middle-aged.
You're really middle-aged.
No, you're not.
I'm really middle-aged. I'm 25 years old.
It's not a good number.
24 years old.
It's not a good number.
I don't like it.
No, "Don't Laugh" is difficult.
Musicians can do it, can't they?
That's right.
"Don't Laugh" is quite difficult.
No one would be happy with the old jokes in the past.
It's like a new "do it!"
I'd like to see it, but I'd like to see the old jokes, too.
I remembered it when we went to the event.
It's completely a joke, isn't it?
It'd be nice if it was an event.
I remembered it at the event.
There was an event for "Total Tempos" poster.
At the end of the event, there was a handshake party.
We were doing it one after another.
He was very clumsy, so everyone asked him to touch him.
Oh, I see.
Can I touch you?
We were touching him for a while.
He was a little clumsy.
His husband was a little clumsy, too.
They were both a little clumsy.
Can I touch you?
Yes, you can.
He was clumsy.
Can I touch you, too?
The man came up and said, "Yes, you can."
The man said, "Yes, you can."
That's terrible.
It was the worst.
At that time, I was laughing and laughing.
When I came back from school, Fujita was very rough.
That's terrible.
It's amazing.
But when I heard about it, I thought, "Oh, his hair must have been pulled out."
Oh, that's right.
I thought so, too.
I didn't think it was a big pin.
No, I still envy you at that time.
You can really light a fire like a fireman.
Even if we're angry, comedians are like electric heaters.
When it gets hot, it's like four or five hours later.
That's why it's like that in the dressing room.
Later, when you get home at night and you're angry, you'll say, "What the hell was that?"
If you say, "Ka-chunk," it'll go off right away.
It's like this.
If you let go of it, it'll go away right away.
It's like this.
It evolves fast.
I envy you for that.
I really envy you for that.
I envy you for that.
That's right.
I hope you'll cut it off.
But if you're in that situation, you'll just go for it, right?
I'm sure you'll go for it.
No, no, that's not the case.
You have a nickname.
That's right.
Even if it's not like that, I really want to go for it.
Even if there's nothing.
Even if you can't do it.
I want someone to go for it.
I'm scared!
I want someone to go for it.
No, I'm serious.
I'm serious, I'm serious.
From your daily life?
From my daily life.
But it's only you, Hamada-san, who can go for it.
Even if it's not like that, I want you to go for it.
Like what?
Like what I did last time.
I'm sorry, Haruka.
I mimicked Laura.
Laura Carter.
I mimicked Laura Carter and did a one-man show.
So, after the show, when I got back from the shooting, there were a lot of people there.
I don't know who it was, but they grabbed my arm and pulled it...
It's a barrier, so it's okay.
That's right.
I've never felt like this before.
But I don't know who said it.
I shouldn't say it.
It's a second impact.
A few days ago, there was an article about Zaki arresting a musical instrument user in Tospo.
This is Gama.
It's pretty big, isn't it?
It's amazing!
It's a big article.
The only national musical instrument used for students graduating from high school.
The Japanese TV and Yoshimoto really held back that it wouldn't come out.
Until it somehow didn't come out.
Somehow.
Until that time.
Yes.
That's what we were doing until we graduated.
I feel sorry for him for making him do it.
But I want you to stop it.
What does this mean?
Who is Matsumoto Gundan?
The staff...
Matsumoto Gundan.
Yes.
What does it mean?
I asked a reporter from the east.
I have an answer.
I can't tell you in detail.
Everything is written in the article.
That's amazing.
We checked with various people on our own route of coverage.
I see.
We thought it would be good for the article.
That's why we decided to put up this article.
I see.
That's why we decided to put up this article.
This is not true.
That's right.
There is smoke where there is no fire.
But there was no fire.
If there is smoke like this, should we light it up?
What does it mean?
I don't know what it means.
Should we put it up?
What does it mean?
Should we put it up and light it up?
Who would put it up and light it up?
It's written like this in the newspaper.
We should follow it.
I'm sorry.
It's written like this in the newspaper.
There is glue in the article, isn't there?
There is glue in the article.
That's right.
It's not something you do with glue.
That's right.
It takes a person's life.
If you read this article and cry, please stop.
I've been doing it for a while now.
If you really stop doing it, I think it will be delicious.
It's not delicious.
What's delicious?
It's delicious for a kid.
What does it mean?
I've been doing it since the second time.
I've been doing it for a while now.
But I'm serious about this.
Take a break for a while.
Why?
Take a break for a while.
And then...
It's a weird trend.
Take a break for a while.
It's hard for the general public to understand, but it's 12 times, isn't it?
It's only 12 times, isn't it?
Three months.
Yamadaki takes a break for three months.
Wait a minute.
I'll ask you for a plan.
What plan?
Take a break for a while and listen to the voices around you.
Like a kid these days.
Listen to the voices around you.
If it's 12 times, will it fade?
No!
You said "no" to me!
From the newspaper of "Tohosupo"!
Why do you say "no" to me!
No, I think it's very funny!
No, it's not funny!
On the contrary, there is no ending like that!
It's funny!
It's written in a book, so you should buy it!
Buy it and take a break for a while!
"No" me! "No" me!
It's only 12 times, right?
No, it's not 12 times!
One day, among these four people,
If Yamanaku-san and Yama-chan don't come,
I feel a little lonely.
But it's funny!
Then!
I will sign a contract and...
You will do it for a long time!
I will do my best!
No, you don't have to do your best!
I will do my best!
Even if you sign a contract now, you will come back forever!
I will lower my head!
Why are you so angry?
Don't you feel it?
It's going to take an hour!
I'm really crying...
No, no, no, no!
Don't say that!
"Kids' Sky DVD" Episode 18!
Don't Laugh! Airport at 12am!
He's Always On, Masai's Perfect Version!
It premieres December 5th!
Let's do this. We have questions from viewers.
Is there a home training for the fall?
It seems like it.
Memetan.
Endo, you're too far away.
Memetan says, "It's sports day season, but of course you all participate in your children's sports day and school activities, but please tell me your best memories so far."
But Hamama-san, it's been a while since you told your children about this.
It's been a while.
Matama-san, from now on...
As I said to Yamagi earlier,
even when I'm talking with ordinary people,
they're so loving and take care of the house.
I've never said this image of children being selfish.
No, you haven't.
I want you to stop that image.
How can you stop it?
But it can't be helped.
I'm going to say something like this.
I haven't said anything.
There's nothing in that house.
It's messed up.
It's messed up. It's not messed up.
It's messed up.
I want you to stop it. It's hard for you to do it.
But it's become an image of society, isn't it?
Is society's image of you as a loving and kind father?
Yes, it is.
Wow!
You really hate it, don't you?
But you have to go to the sports festival.
It's getting bigger.
But if you look at it like that, it'll get bigger again.
It's because you raise your children.
When I talked about Laura's cartoon, I talked about children right away.
I have a bad image of it.
It's because you talk about it too much, isn't it?
That's right.
I'm really unhealthy.
I always have a little glycerin in my bag.
That's expensive.
That's a heart attack.
I don't need it.
It smells like gunpowder.
It's dangerous not to touch it.
I always wake up in the morning and stand up until I go to bed.
That's fine.
I'm energetic.
It's not good to have an image.
I really don't like it.
How about you, Kou-san?
Did you go fishing?
I went fishing recently.
The school is near my house.
It's about 200 meters away from the veranda.
The school is near my house.
So I went fishing.
What are you doing?
I'm embarrassed to go fishing.
Why?
Did you go fishing?
Yes, I went fishing.
Why did you go fishing?
Because I'm a pirate.
What are you talking about?
I'm serious.
Did you go fishing when you came here?
I went fishing when I came here.
Did you go fishing when you came here?
I went fishing before you came here.
I'm embarrassed to talk about it.
You went fishing, didn't you?
Yes, I went fishing recently.
I went to a sports festival.
I had a video camera.
I took a video of a child who was different from me.
I don't know where my child is.
I think this is common in daddy's sports festival.
You have to be in a good position.
My child is transparent.
My child is wearing a hat.
I don't know who my child is.
I always think it's my child.
But it's different when you look at it.
I was wondering where my child was.
When I said that, the competition ended.
I was wondering where my child was.
That competition is over with a disheveled face.
But you will be in a good position in the future, won't you?
Yes, I will be in a good position.
You have to be in a good position, don't you?
We all look alike.
We all look alike, so you should be careful.
That's right.
But I won't go to such sports day.
But you should come.
I'm doing a bug.
A bug.
I'm spending a lot of money on it.
I'm spending a lot of money on the bunker.
I'm spending all of it on the bunker.
It's expensive.
Everyone says "OK".
"OK".