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I don't feel sorry about this at all.
Hamada's natural trial was reopened last week.
It is clear that the technology of torture is increasing one after another.
It was the first time in many years for a natural person to go beyond imagination.
The tobacco eaten does not leave the mouth.
Hamada panics with his fingers burned.
And the last natural trial is the most exciting one.
As a punishment, a sexy dance with silk.
When he was about to leave for KO.
The song is sexy.
Hamada blew up the ceiling during the natural trial.
What number is it? What number is it? What number is it?
I don't want it anymore!
Tonight, Hamada will finally be judged.
I'm nervous.
To be honest, Yusuke-senpai.
It was a misunderstanding.
It's natural.
Mr. Hamada, nice meeting you!
Golf...
This is what happened when Hamada went golfing with his juniors.
Golf is all about putting, right?
Drink up! Golf is life, so take care of your back!
A Few Hours Later...
A few hours later...
On the way back to the clubhouse after the round...
Huh?
What's up?
Hey you!
No way!
What's up with you? Get lost!
I can't forget that!
It looks like you've forgotten it somewhere, so I'll go look for it!
I'll get you out of my head!
I told you! Take good care of the club!
I'm sorry! I'll definitely find it!
If you can't find it, I'll eat you up!
While shaking in anger, Hamada suddenly noticed something.
There's a putt over there! Where's that tree?
Let's go! Hurry up and get it!
Y-Yes, sir!
What do you think you're looking at, you idiot?!
It's under that tree!
Huh? This is...
What a surprise! Hamada said it was a putter, but it was just a tree stump.
It's not a putter! It's that thing on the tree!
It's an animal.
It's not a putter! It's a tree stump!
This is bad.
It's right there!
Hamada, who was full of confidence, had a junior who couldn't say that he didn't have a putter.
I'm glad you found me!
I feel bad for you.
And...
This is when Hamada was drinking at a bar with his juniors.
Ah! I'm hungry!
Then let's order cut sandwich!
The cut sandwich here is delicious!
I see! Then let's order!
Excuse me! Can we have a cut sandwich, please?
Su-zin-go.
Thank you for waiting!
This is a cut sandwich!
Wow! It looks delicious!
Actually, Hamada-san, if you dip this cut sandwich in mustard, it's delicious!
Is it good?
I'll eat it first!
It's delicious!
Mustard goes well with cut sandwich!
It's really good!
Hey, I'll try it, too!
Following the juniors, Hamada also reached for the cut sandwich.
Wow! It's delicious!
Mustard goes well with cut sandwich!
Oh my! Hamada thought it was mustard and dipped it in cut sandwich.
Mustard goes well with cut sandwich!
Hamada didn't notice it and ordered cut sandwich.
I have it.
And more!
This is when he went out for a meal with his junior.
Hamada san!
This meal is delicious and I can relax unexpectedly!
Oh! It's a good atmosphere!
Hamada seems to like the fake introduced by his junior.
Cheers!
Hamada and his junior got excited.
And when the meal was ready...
Cockroaches!
They suddenly appeared and panicked.
Then...
You guys, calm down!
First of all, everyone, catch the cockroach!
Yes!
Where is it? Where is it? Where did it go?
They tried to catch it, but they quickly lost sight of the cockroach's movement.
But...
In the next moment...
I found it!
I caught it!
Hamada caught the cockroach with his bare hands!
A-amazing, Hamada san!
All right! I'll let go of your hand and say "ready, set..."
You guys, make sure you catch it!
Yes!
Ready?
Ready, set...
What!?
Surprisingly, there was no cockroach in it and there was only a wooden board of the same size as the cockroach.
Not a single person was allowed to say anything about it and afterwards, it just went back to silence.
Now, your honor, I'd like you to decide on a witness for this case.
Witnesses, please come forward.
I'm tired of hearing you say it over and over again.
Excuse me.
It's a mandolin.
No, it's a dorian.
Yes, it's a dorian.
Is there no doubt about it?
There's no doubt about it.
It's a terrible thing that a wooden board of the same size as the cockroach went back to silence.
Does this happen often?
Yes, it happens a lot.
Why did they mistake it for a dorian?
Mr. Hamada? Mr. Hamada?
Huh?
You could have just died.
No, it's completely different between a dorian and a wooden board.
There is a certain distance. It's about that wall's distance.
If there's a tree over there and it grows straight like this, it's definitely a club.
It's definitely a club.
It doesn't look like a club at all.
It's metal, it's not a golf club.
It's something you can tell from the material.
I was really surprised by the cut sandwich.
As for the cut sandwich, you don't dip it in and eat it and it's delicious.
And you dip it in a plate and eat it and it's completely different.
It was different.
It was like a salad, wasn't it?
The mustard was next to it, but it wasn't spicy at all.
That's embarrassing.
The taste is not very good in the first place.
What does this mean?
I'm really scared if you don't ask me.
I thought it was mustard and dipped it in.
What do you mean?
Has the taste changed?
No, it's a little different.
It hasn't changed.
Unfortunately, it hasn't changed.
If you sum up the three stories now, in the end, you can't tell 2D and 3D anymore.
You can't tell 3D and 3D anymore.
From what I've heard, I think it's a restaurant or something like that, but I heard that coffee was spilled.
And you happen to have your own hat or something like that, and you put it on your hat and asked me if it was okay, and I said, "Oh, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay."
And you put it on with a mask on your face.
And I think it was that day, but you got home and said in the car, "Whoa, I don't have a mask, I don't have a mask."
And you still have a mask here.
What does that mean?
It's just a feeling.
It's the same as wearing glasses here.
If you wear it all the time, you'll never know.
It's something you put on your skin, so you know.
No, but you should wear it all the time.
Maybe you won't feel it at all.
Whether you're wearing it or not.
It's strange, though.
Stop wearing sunglasses, cigarettes, masks, and golf.
There's more, but it's amazing that natural disasters have returned to their own bodies.
Here you go.
This is a Kansai program called "Gobugobu" starring Hamada and Koji Higashi.
This is a popular program where the two of them hang out in Kansai every week.
This day, we went for a walk around Kamo river in Kyoto.
Kamo river is great!
What are you wearing today, Higashino?
On the show, viewers send clothes they want Higashino to wear.
Until this day, many clothes had been sent to us.
I asked Higashino, a co-star, what he was doing at that time.
I'm always on the show.
I was wearing clothes sent to me by the show.
I took off my Fred Perry shirt and wore clothes sent to me.
Kama-san, what did you think of it?
You threw my Fred Perry to Kamo river.
When I was thrown to Kamo river, I laughed while reacting.
As a result, I thought it was good.
I think Higashino wanted to receive more.
I threw my wet Fred Perry shirt to Kamo river.
When I threw it, I felt uncomfortable.
I went to Kamo river and picked up my wet Fred Perry shirt.
When I came back and said, "Higashino!"
I didn't expect it to be a rotation.
I didn't say "yes" or "no".
I just looked scared.
I thought it would be a fun show.
I'm an honest senior.
But I didn't know who I was.
To be honest, I've seen an uninteresting show recently, and I'd like you to see what it's like.
After this, Tennenhamada is attacked by Himekigawa.
It's like we're apart.
While filming the show, Himekigawa attacked Tennenhamada.
This is the precious VT at the time.
He's trying on the clothes sent in by the audience.
Stop it!
It's fun.
You're doing well, Higashino.
You're doing well.
I want you to fight me.
Hamada, who got carried away by the staff, took the polo shirt again.
It's boring like running.
It's heavier than I thought.
It's heavy and far away.
You can do it a little more.
Stop it!
As soon as he threw the mask, Tennenhamada was attacked by Himekigawa.
It's like we're apart.
Higashino went up the river and tried to go to the boat to change clothes.
It's funny.
Wait a minute.
I just threw the polo shirt at the cover I just threw.
Get out of my way.
I'm not moving at all.
Are you okay now?
Yes, I'm okay.
He got used to it.
Hama sits in the cooler box because he can't walk anymore.
This situation continued for dozens of minutes.
Filming was suspended.
It's better to stop filming.
I'm okay now.
I can walk now.
Hama can't walk anymore.
He can't move.
I'm sorry.
What is this situation?
I'm okay now.
Hama, I'm sorry.
Thank you.
I'm sorry.
The program went straight to the hospital and became an unpopular program in recent years.
I was betrayed by Shion.
Do you have any reaction about this matter?
I don't have any reaction.
It's as you can see.
What do you know about it?
It must have been hard for him.
He was injured by himself.
When he came back, it was a rotation.
Yes, it was.
It was impossible for him.
No, no.
It was like the end of Project X.
It was good.
It was like the end of Project X.
It must have been hard for him.
No one cried.
What is funny about it?
The moment when his shirt is wet is funny.
When he went into the water and Shino said "Oh my god!"
What is funny about it?
When Shino looked troubled, he said "Oh my god!"
It's scary.
Your Honor!
These are all the evidences we have.
Defendant Hamada, do you have any reaction?
As I said from the beginning,
what they are saying is not natural.
Everyone makes mistakes.
For example, he was wearing it and he wasn't.
The mustard is just a mistake.
It was good because it was just a mistake.
Can I arrest you for that?
It was good.
You don't need mustard anymore, do you?
I don't need it!
What is it?
It doesn't look like him.
He's angry.
Is he angry?
He's angry.
Shut up!
Mr. Matsumoto, please announce the verdict.
Yes!
The defendant Hamada, regardless of whether you are a teacher or not, is a natural phenomenon and causes inconvenience to many people.
However, it can't be helped even if you are told "what the hell are you doing?"
Therefore, there is no room for excuses.
There is no room for excuses.
The verdict is...
A revenge match between an old man and "what the hell are you doing?"
What the hell are you doing?
No matter who Hamada faced in July of this year,
What the hell are you doing?
But there was someone who Hamada couldn't take down.
Yes!
What?
What the hell are you doing?
Yes!
What the hell are you doing?
The verdict is...
A revenge match between an old man and "what the hell are you doing?"
Please go to the middle.
This is not good!
Yes!
What?
What is it?
Yes!
It stopped. It stopped. It stopped midway.
Excuse me.
Oh.
Huh?
Huh?!
Huh?
Excuse me.
What is that?!
Yes! OK!
Wow!
Ladies and Gentlemen!
I know we only talk about diseases, but I think there is stress in this job.
Because, you are over 40 years old, right?
You put on makeup almost every day.
This is also stress.
Normal old men are not even newlyweds.
Old men don't put on makeup.
It's a weird job.
It's definitely not good for your skin.
This is stressful.
You put on makeup every day.
I don't even have a script, but I'm told to talk.
If I were in middle school, I would be a professor.
A professor would say, "Do you talk like this?"
No.
You put on makeup.
If you say it like that, it's definitely not good for your skin.
It's definitely not good for your skin.
Do comedians put on makeup?
What do you think?
Can comedians be funny?
To be honest, Matsumoto-san is more funny than Hamada-san.
I think it's more funny to be hit.
Do you say that?
I've been hit many times.
Many times?
It's my 30th anniversary since my debut.
I'm sure there will be a firework festival in Mopier.
I've been hit many times.
Do you think it's funny?
I thought it was funny, but it wasn't.
I haven't been hit, and I haven't been around here.
I don't think it's funny.
That's right.
I don't know why, but when a guest came, I said, "How long are you going to say it?"
And my head exploded.
I've never received it properly.
Can you stop it?
I've never received it properly, but I can't do it.
I probably haven't received it either.
You haven't received it, right?
I haven't received it, right?
And you haven't received it, either.
I haven't received it, either, so it's stuck in my neck.
And sometimes, when I'm about to say "hamada" several times,
I avoid it right away.
You don't like "hamada", do you?
I don't like it.
You don't like it, do you?
I don't like being hit.
You're selfish.
I'm selfish.